#yeah I like that Coke

[beth-likes-cherry-cola]

Me: Oh my God I’m so hungry

Me:

Me: I should go drink some Coke Zero

[autisticrosewilson]

Um if you write Jason having to get drugs for Catherine I want you dead btw. Not only does it tell me you assume the average drug dealer would give the hard shit to a very small child and then not supervise them at all (classist stereotype that all drug dealers are inherently evil + lazy writing with no grasp on reality) and you genuinely think that Catherine was CONSTANTLY high, as if that's even possible without overdosing far sooner than she did. That's without even getting into the bad mom Catherine propaganda.

[charlie-pippin-faraday]

so i started playing danganronpa 2 for myself (rather than watching youtubers play it, which i have done previously). and i was real excited to finally explore some of the nitty gritty details

and i thought to myself oh i wonder if they're gonna make any jokes about soda's name, like i constantly make to myself in my own head. but then i thought oh this game was originally in japanese, i know nothing about the japanese language, maybe the word "soda" isn't the same over there and there won't be as many hilarious soda wordplay jokes as i was hoping, guess i'll just have to wait and see

needless to say i lost my absolute fucking MIND the first time i opened soda's report card

[i didn't actually take this screenshot myself i copied it from the internet but i did open it in-game]

you tellin me the man named soda loves coca-cola and hates coke zero??? and as of right now in the prologue this is the ONLY thing i know about him? perfect amazing 10/10 no notes. A++++ jokes this is beyond what i was hoping for

[cementcornfield]

https://x.com/oliviaraytv/status/1792351489773752635?s=46&t=4nsvGMTnbYsCN_2D0a2rJg

Joe and Ja’Marr worked out together 😭 I know it’s not that special but Joe did asked Ja’Marr when he was ready

Actually me and Joe threw one time in California. I actually took a trip to go take a chance to go see him and hang with him for a time. And that was our first time throwing after, I think that was his fourth session when he first started to throw. So I caught him early.

[stewyhosseini-bf]

what does it all mean

[exeggcute]

on today's episode of "crohn's disease is stupid": apparently it's okay that I've had a fuji apple with breakfast literally every morning for the past three years, but a single glass of apple juice will yield Many Consequences

[hella1975]

genuinely the moment you find an aesthetic you love and start owning it life gets better

[merriclo]

being from an incredibly dangerous location and then going to school in an incredibly safe location is so fucking funny, because i’ve heard from so many locals to avoid a certain part of town because it’s so dangerous and scary. and then i go there and it’s nicer than where i lived

[chloepleasestopdying]

Wait no I have another dumb half thought out AU that I feel is kinda cringe: Chloe isn’t actually William and Joyce’s daughter, she’s actually William niece who he adopted because his half sister left her in their care.

Who is William’s half sister? Harley Quinn! William managed to escape his poor and abusive childhood, even moving across the country to do so. His younger half sister wasn’t so lucky.

This only comes out when Chloe and Max go on something of a crime spree. There’s no storm so the Prescott’s are out for blood due to the death of Nathan and Jefferson. Max doesn’t want to involve her parents (rightly fearing for their safety) but they’d needed money to survive. Between that and the mess they leave trying to defend themselves they’re one step down from Bonnie and Clyde.

They end up in Gotham, where 99% of crime sprees end, hoping that they can hide out there while trying to figure out what to do. However Max’s ability to rob banks/ stores is now perfected which draws the eye of Batman, who eventually finds Chloe’s DNA and finds out who her father is.

Honestly this AU is just an excuse for me to think how AWFUL Chloe would feel in this kind of scenario. Not only is William and Joyce not her parents but her blood parents are completely insane criminals (I picture this as taking place after Harley left the Joker but still) It’s for the womp.

[jay-wasreblogging]

Sherlock definitely no longer uses Uber Eats or any other food delivery app because one time he was so excited and waited patiently for his meal just for it to be entirely wrong.

[bedforddanes75]

some of u guys are taking 'drugs bad :((' too far i cannot lie

[michameinmicha]

My mum was on the phone with her boss and said 'my son rolled me to the hospital in a wheelchair' (its me im the son) which was fun :3

[simptasia]

surgeons in real life take cocaine to get themselves thru the bagillion hours it takes to do surgery. i want you to be aware of this the next time you see jack shephard

[scaryorganmusic]

choosing which kind of dopamine i'm craving is too complicated, i can't watch five shows two movies play three games and wank eating chocolate the same time. i should just do coke

[ameliafuckinjones]

Amelia about Arthur:

[torchstelechos]

Siffrin and Loop are the same person like Coke Cola and Shasta Cola are the same thing, which basically means they sure did start with the same idea but fuck is the outcome super different despite their similarities