#yeah ☺👍

[memorimoss]

Mmmm wish i was playing Minecraft this morning

They shiuld add mincraft to yhe morning paper

[bullpup-blog]

It's called Glamping, sweet pea~

@troolyart ☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*

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[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing, suggestive, homophobia (as a joke), and one poop mention

Desc: the boys are trying to find out how cat boys defecate

Mikey: it doesn't matter

Mikey: if Kazutora was a real cat boy he would shit in a litter box

Mikey: that's all i'm saying🤷‍♂️

Baji: don't say that then tf??

Mitsuya: usually i don't ask but this seemed unprovoked

Mitsuya: what are you guys talking about

Mitsuya: i'm gonna regret asking this tbh

Kazutora: i shit in the toilet just fine thank you

Kazutora: and i never claimed to be a cat boy😭. i'm just a boy that loves cats

Mikey: you said, and i quote "yeah i think i'm a catboy"

Mikey: fucking slut

Draken: then leave him alone? like what's the issue

Mikey: oh here comes sensible Ken-chin to save the day with his common sense that will most likely save hours of arguing🙄

Draken: 😐

Kazutora: ok fine maybe i said that but i didn't mean it like that. i meant i was a boy who also happened to like cats. Mikey you aren't listening to me

Kazutora: also why am i a slut???

Chifuyu: i mean

Kazutora: bro??

Chifuyu: no i'm joking lol

Baji: he's not

Mikey: it's your waist

Mikey: and your piercings

Mikey: you're a literal whore

Draken: Mikey

Draken: shut the fuck up

Baji: go fuck his sister to spite him

Draken: dude

Draken: can you ever be normal

Baji: nah

Kazutora: nothing's wrong with my waist?

Baji: you wear crop tops sometimes

Mikey: and your twink like, feminine like, small torso tempts those around you

Baji: don't get me started on those nipple piercing bruh, had me creaming all over the place

Mikey: chill😕

Mitsuya: of course

Mitsuya: of course this is an argument you guys are having

Kazutora: I'M JUST STANDING HERE???

Chifuyu: yeah guys leave him alone

Baji: are you typing with both hands? 🤨

Chifuyu: yes????

Chifuyu: 😭

Smiley: these damned homosexuals bruh

Smiley: sorry thought i was dming Angry

Angry: homosexuals are fine!

Angry: Smiley's homophobic, not me

Angry: please keep that in mind

Angry: i was going to reply with something along the lines "well i like gay people because they slay"

Kazutora: idk man i just feel like i'm being attacked for no reason

Mikey: stop being slutty then!

Baji: only be slutty in our apartment bro

Baji: problem solved 👍

Mikey: wait

Mikey: bro chill i was joking

Mikey: dress anyway you like fr

Draken: don't listen to them Kazutora, they're all delusional

Kazutora: ok...

Kazutora: i am a boy that likes cats and that is all

Hakkai: sorry to interrupt

Hakkai: but does that mean that Inupi's a dog boy

Koko: puppy boy in particular

Angry: bro came out of nowhere

Mikey: lol

Mikey: came out

Mikey: get it

Mikey: cause he's gay

Angry: i believe it's bi

Kazutora: i don't think it's gay to think Inupi's hot

Mikey: why not

Kazutora: he's pretty like a girl

Mikey: he has a dick and balls

Kazutora: ok fine 🙁

Smiley: koko and inupi

Smiley: they're the gays i hate the most tbh

Draken: dude can u stop 🤨

Smiley: no

Smiley: watch me tell Emma you're half gay

Draken: she knows mf😐

Smiley: i wanna call you guys a homophobic slur so bad rn

Kazutora: dude you can't do that

Kazutora: it'll hurt Baji's feelings

Baji: nah i'll just beat his ass

Kazutora: lol cause you're gay

Baji: ...

Baji: yeah?

Kazutora: what?

Baji: yeah? cause i like dudes?

Kazutora: ...

Kazutora: 😯

Baji: ain't no way bruh

Mikey: Tora you fucking idiot man

Draken: L

Kazutora: what'd i do???

Baji: did u think me being attracted to men was a joke

Kazutora: yes...

Kazutora: it's not??

Chifuyu: 😟

Baji: so all the times i physically grabbed your ass...that didn't ring a bell?

Mikey: or the times he stared deeply into your eyes and told you he loved you

Kazutora: i thought you were being sus with the homies

Baji: c'mon man

Baji: bro this isn't even funny

Baji: i thought we had smth fr

Mikey:

Mikey: Kazutora rn lol

Chifuyu: 💀

Draken: lmao

Smiley: Draken chuckled ☺

Smiley: he found the joke funny🤣🤣🤣🤣

Draken: let's go outside

Smiley: nah bruh you gon beat my ass

Kazutora: Baji let's talk bruh

Angry: he emphasized the 'bruh' which means he doesn't have romantic feelings for you

Angry: sorry Baji

Baji: fuck off megamind pubes head ass

Mikey:

Mikey: Baji rn

Baji: i'm gonna shove a cactus in every crevice of you body

Mikey: bro's mad

Baji: ayt

*Baji has gone offline*

Mikey: bro thinks i'm scared

Draken: why r you trying to find a place to hide

Mikey: i'm just looking for my phone

Draken: ...alr

Draken: ...

Mitsuya: what

Draken: Baji

Draken: where'd you get a cactus that big that fast?????

[officeobject]

Yeah, I immediately made a new poll.

Inspired by some ghost dude who haunts me.

Aplatonic people, y'all really don't have to take this, this was just made with my ghost boy in mind and stuff, and this isn't meant to be relatable to anyone except people like my ghost or something. Shout-out to y'all!

(Am not endorsing anything criminal or whatever - also, he's a living ghost, don't punish the person whose soul did all those things).

Feck, now I'm crying because I miss my weird and inappropriate ghost doing the most extremely creepy platonic behavior I have ever had even a single hormone in while experiencing.

Seriously, I THINK all kinds of things, and this dude DOES all kinds of things, thinks later - talking isn't his way of communicating, he's actually better - yes, even as a human, to just cuddle me, or whatever ... which means he has cuddled me A LOT, because he HAS no life, because he seems to experience friendship the same way, but he's actually the one who expresses things and just DOES his impulses, and stuff, and like, I thought I had hormones - and like, he's the one who wants to be a protector and all ... and what makes it worse is that I'M the one who WANTS to be protected and all, so ...

[drippingmoon]

Get Reacquainted

Thankee both for my new song obsession (home to me) and the tag, @blind-the-winds🥰❤ been a while since I've done one of these, let's-a-gooo

Last song: Dreamcatcher, a multi-Halo medley. Not exactly the vibes I was getting from the OSTs, aka tight corridors and death chasing you down them, but I'll admit sleeping grunts are hella cute<3

Favorite color: grey, and I got on Sunday a grey sweater that makes me very happy

Currently watching: technically Aliens, which is a rewatch, so I absolutely wanna put Interstellar here because new favorite movie ever, been sleeping on it forever, and there's something about the music, the Endurance spinning, and done fucking up on the water hell planet because of gravity that made me feel as if I wasn't in the room anymore and?? Gods that movie. Tapped right into my space brainrot. How they explain wormholes. Gargantua??? I've rarely felt so seen as with this movie😭👌💞

Currently reading: about to start The Science of Interstellar and I'm super hyped about it because, hint hint, it's gotten me so soft about black holes again I have to get my hands on everything. Making research a pleasure☺🤩

Spicy, sweet, or savory: spicyyyy, rawr

Last thing I searched online: a lot of fact-checking for the thingie I'm translating, Veracruz being the focus, and a lot more info on dental works than I ever wanted to know tbh

Last thing I searched for writing purposes: organic weaponry, uhmm, uh, nothing to see here. Nothing at all:D I'm also disappointed about the general lack of answers, and I refuse to believe nobody's ever went down some particularly wacky rabbit holes

Current obsession: all of the above, these paprika chips I haven't had in ages, @sleepyowlwrites 's Mike and Harvey because hell yeah top tier hurt and comfort and giving me brainrot about some guys I've never even seen on a screen, but that's Sleepy magic; and I've also had the most exceptional time reading @sleepy-night-child 's Feather duology, whiiiich I'd been losing my mind over for years, and reading it in full? From cover to cover? Dream come true, and they're forever my soft babies with their sweetness and their constant honey mooning and making me laugh loads💙💜 and, it also meant I did not want to finish the books. Which is happening for a second time right now because😭 I'm about to finish rereading AoS. So absolutely and definitely Madigan and Spica, those guys have my whole heart😭❤ we finally also got Madigan to tell him he'll always have a home with him, and after 200k of getting maimed, standing back-to-back and Madigan defo coming to terms he's Spica's family, FUUUCK, I do not want this story to end, ever😃👍

Open tag, as always, from me! Come catch up, or gush, or anything<3

[has-gilgamesh-doneanythingwrong]

Gilgamesh for ask meme!

Hi!!! Thank you for messaging me ☺ I really appreciate it! It's been a long time since I did askmeme on gilgablog so thank you for requesting him (i keep most fate thoughts private)! Sorry I will probably write a whole massive paragraph about him XD

My Gilgamesh opinions are very subjective here so they may not all be accurate, which is why I enjoy this ask a lot ^^

Sexuality Headcanon: I headcanon him as bi/pan, like yeah there's no denying he is also attracted to women, but his devotional relationship with Enkidu and kinky pleasure yuetsu time with Kirei is every bit as canon in my opinion!!!

Even his creepy obsession with Saber really hints to me personally that Gilgamesh may not discern his initial sense of attraction primarily by gender- I believe he may be attracted to people based off intangible traits that link to his personal sense of values as well; which cannot be as simply measured as gender.

So in my opinion GILGAMESH IS RATED E FOR EVERYONE!

Gender Headcanon: Though he is masc, man he/him I also feel as if Gilgamesh's gender is also just 'GILGAMESH'. Sometimes I wonder if Gilgamesh would see himself as beyond the convention of gender.

Also I heard from someone that gender can be very diverse in Ancient Mesopotamia so it would be really cool to see where Gilgamesh would slot his gender identity there... also can his pronouns be king of heroes/ king as well! I feel like he really defines himself by his role more than gender per se, and in one fate hanafuda game he says gender doesn't matter ☺👍

An OTP: ohh I love Gilgamesh ships so much 😊😊 Gilkidu is just so amazing in many ways I cannot even describe, Kotogil is incredible in their twisted dynamic .. and GilHaku is just so beautiful! And I love Gilgamesh x Merlin for the shenanigans... to be honest most Gilgamesh ships are my otp. I even really like Gilgamesh x reader/ oc fics and Ritsuka/ Guda ones depending on what the ocs are like! Oh I also like Gilgamesh x Cu as they can clash head on and go wild, as well as Gilgamesh x Ozymandias!

And a mutual introduced me to Achilles x Gilgamesh. I think it is a beautiful pairing as they have so much grief, love, power and arrogance in common.

A NOTP: I'm sorry Gilgamesh x Saber fans. I respect those who ship it but Gilgamesh is such a creep to Saber in my opinion, I like it when she doms him to smithereens and stomps on his pride though ☺🥳🥳🥳

BROTP: This is a hard one as I feel like his otps can be good otps, but seeing him hang out with Iskandar is always hilarious. Love how he actually listens to Taiga in the spin off games as well, so they could maybe enjoy a few drinks together. And Gilgamesh/Solomon/Merlin makes for great chaos.

Gilgamesh/Siduri/Enkidu is a powerful alliance and err what else... I feel like as long as they can entertain one another then Gilgamesh has the potential for many BROTPS.

Random Headcanon: He has golden nipple tassels that he unleashes whenever he has an urge to go full sexy, also I feel like though yes he does love pleasure and decadent desires the way he so tightly constrains and punishes himself sometimes makes me wonder if some of his hedonism is also used as a way to appear as an overwhelming figure to others.

I feel like Gilgamesh is definitely tyrannical and extremely powerful and charismatic... yet also has a side to him that is insecure as hell, his larger than life and genuine powerful and wise sides overcompensating for a side of him that is plagued with all sorts of self loathing and grief.

General opinion: I love this asshole!!!!!!!! Endless joy can be created from researching his character and reading, watching his materials, he is entertaining in such a wide variety of ways, and every side of him is a marvel to witness (though i wanna punch him sometimes too cuz holy crap is he horrendous at times).

He's a very complex and nuanced character that can be interpreted in a wide variety of ways so I am really irritated by how some people try to gatekeep Gilgamesh's character and throw him into a box, when Gilgamesh is such a versatile character! I hope that there will continue to be a space where people can enjoy Gilgamesh in as many different ways as possible, without there having to be some sort of 'fandom consensus' on which Gilgamesh opinions are most valid.

[targwh0re]

Thoughts on Teen Wolf the Movie while watching it pt.5

PeTeR wAiT" why she say it like that😭

Peter's line would've made way more sense if the Nogitsune was actually giving him illusions (maybe one's about the fire, or being trapped in a coma again, or hell maybe stuff about the desert wolf bc I mega curious about their relationship)

He's playing lacrosse 🥍

Sir should've just dove out the way, he basically told u it had wolfbane on it

"Wolfsbane" reminds me of gerards "Mountain ashhhh!" Lmao I make myself laugh

How'd she knock him out so quick with just an elbow to the face, he's a werewolf

New plot idea, nogi could've made him hallucinate the fire and make him see Kate everywhere so when he sees Allison (as Kate) he's fed up with the illusions bc it's fucking him up. I'm a genius, Jeff Davis hire me 😎

um just cause it looks like her doesn't meanit us her...doppelganger's anyone? (Yes I know different show bit still) or she could be possessed

ur a zombie chica 🧟‍♀️ 😁👍

Not Peter being big baby and having Melissa take care of him in the back😭

Chris what's ur gun gonna do against black smoke, u know it ain't the oni bc the sun's still out

"I've killed oni before" yeah and then they killed you ma'am

Malia "I don't do speeches" Tate, proceeds to give a speech 😂

🎶If we go down then we go down together🎶

Lydia:🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊 Allison:👏📸💏☺😍🥰😂🧍‍♀️👭👫😭💋🏃‍♀️🤣😊🏹😘

Don't think I didn't notice you left out Stiles and Isaac in them flashbacks😑

Oop it's night night time now 🌃

um they belong to themselves, you know free will and all, c'mon it's 2026 in ur universe so get eith the program honestly so canceled 🥱

Also if you were gonna have him say they belong to me know you could've had them possessed by the flies again like in 3b and made him fight his own friends. It'd be good emotionally and for the plot bc we wouldn't know if he'd be forced to kill them or not

oooo and if Stiles was here Nogi takes over his body again and let's Allison go bc he's sacrificing himself for them, there rising another issue but Stiles has full faith that Scott will bring him back

"I'm still standing, I'm still the Alpha!" Sounded a whole lot better in the trailer

also would've been cool if Derek was forced to be on Nogi's side bc he has Eli hostage

"Please don't make me watch my friends and my family die - I can't do that again" is what should've been the line💔

Um that was 3 arrows not 1, thought you were supposed to be a perfect shot, you letting out some pent up rage on my boy Scott? 😶

When did Eli get tied back up? Would've been cool to see it happen telekinetically

I love hikari but it just would've made more sense for Kira to save him. She would've been more powerful by now, she'd have complete control bc of the skinwalkers, and there's the emotional connection that's established between them

Or at the very least if it had to be Hikari they could've done my earlier suggestion and made that little girl and her dog a flashback of Scott saving Hikari bc then it would've been like you saved me once and now I've saved you 👍

Looked cool af thou 🔥

Damn, headshot 🎯

Hold up, now wait a minute, you're suddenly a perfect shot again?😂

Hold up Parrish where your clothes at and what underwear you buying bc all ur other clothes burn up but ur undies are fireproof?!😭

Heyyy, I love whoever idea it was to give mama McCall a crossbow 😎👌

Not Peter now using the wolfsbane ring dagger that just poisoned him🤦‍♀️is he good by the way lol did Melissa have a lighter on her or something

Yeah, you motherfucker *copies Peter's dramatic hair flip*💅

Stab stab flip flip

Yeah Jackson and Lydia takedown we deserve

Stiles taught her how to use a gun and he'd be so proud of his wife right now😁

Would've been cool if it was, like I said earlier, Stiles being the one at gunpoint and Jackson comes to save them (Stiles would be so annoyed😂)

oh he wasn't tied up, he was just hiding again

Eli you little liar you already done the glowing eyes and the fangs

Awwww yes! Eli and Derek are my favorite part of this movie, I could watch a whole series about them🥺

Love how they roared together, like Derek was giving him strength and encouragement in that roar

Love the wolfie faces, though I do think the shows looked a little bit scarier, the eyes are really good in this one thou🐺

Baby Eli and Daddy Derek to the rescue

Now we all got our guns back that ig Parrish was hiding in his underpants 🙈😭

pow pow mf

I thought it was impossible to be both a fox and a wolf🤔

This supports my theory that this is just another illusion and none of it's real. It looks real and feels real but it's not

Ugh you was ugly ass mf wolf-fox🤢

Why his eyes glowing green? shouldn't it be a more yellowish green for a firefly 🤨

He looks like a mole deadass💀

🎶we're all in this together🎶

Why aren't Peter, Malia, Liam, Hikari, and Parrish going with them...

Eli honey, I love you but...why you running like that, you look like ur about to fall🤭

I like how the lighting in each room reflects their eyes

Well obviously its not real

You know my dumbass would just be in their yelling "echo" bc it'd be funny to me😭

Well that was very rude of you Nogi

What was Harris's goal, I'm still confused 😕

Should called him a pup instead of a child, it just would've been more pleasing to me bc it's a funny tease to say to a werewolf idk why

"Start with me" Nogi said okay say less 👍

Now you see me, now you don't

Scott this is kind of embarrassing for you bc Duke taught you how to fight using all your other senses when your sight won't help you...

you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man 🤪

So what did everyone else see? Did they just see them all on the nemeton looking ridiculous or did they do a disappearing act snd magically appear out of nowhere

Also why didn't nogi mess with them at the same time, seems a waste if you ask me to just leave them to come up with a plan, then ur just asking you get defeated but oh well🤷‍♀️

Oop well Eli's out the game again but Parrish is putting himslef back in, there's a good man (there's a nice demon😂)

Nogi's laugh made me laugh 🤣

Hell no, don't you dare. I know that look Derek Hale, don't you fucking do it. Bad werewolf, very bad werewolf! not infront of ur son! NO, HE IS NOT APART OF SCOTT'S PACK NOW IDGAF THAT HE'S THE ALPHA

PARRISH DON'T LIGHT THAT FUCKER UP

DEREKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

So much for only a true alpha only every few hundred years, BUT IT WAS FUCKING EARNED DAMN IT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The way Eli said dad😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Okay let me be serious, I don't think Derek's dead. This was was all on layer of the illusion, it looks real, it feels real, but it's not real!

Idk where Derek or the Nogitsune are but neither are dead, bc you can't even kill a Nogitsune so where is the fly like at the end of S3 hmmm🤨

He's not dead no, nope, i refuse

Poor Peter, Derek and him were really close, even though they had their differences they were still all they had left 😢

Eli😔

Ew Scott shouldn't be giving the speech it should be Peter or Eli

Where's Isaac (his first beta), Cora (his sister), and Stiles? You can't tell me they wouldn't be there for his funeral

Actually the first the first thing he said to you was "What are you doing here? This is private property"

AWWW Papa Stilinski coming in clutch🥺

DEREKKKK😭😭😭

This is where Lydia answers Stiles would renew their vows

NO UR NOT ALLOWED TO ADOPT ELI YOU ARGENT AND FAILWOLF (no offense)

Um isn't she still technically 17🤨

[etes-secrecy-post]

Once again, no #OnThisDay throwback post, only exclusive for super secret blog(s).

Aace 🐶🐺⭐: Wow, May! ☺ I'm weally gwad (really glad) you wiked (liked) my nowmal cwothes (normal clothes) that I gave you fwom ouwr (from our) Valentines day! 🥰🤗 And evewy (every) time I've seeing you, you're vewy (very) comfy and adowable (adorable) as myself weawing (wearing) youwr (your) cwothes that you gave me. 😊🤗 And yeah, you could weawr (wear) it as much as you desire, whethew (whethew) act as your new PJs, wintewr (winter), owr (or) anything in genewral (general). You'wre call! Because... *lower voice* I... Wove (love) you, May. 👉👈🥰☺

Me 🇵🇭: (Meanwhile) You know, I haven't touched my own GT7 experience, yet. But, thankfully I've already recorded my own via screenshots and recorded videos from the PS4 Pro. My experience will coming up, someday. Meanwhile, seeing alexander1301's GT7 scapes photos was outstanding, with seeing difference between a real life die-cast car model (from my favorite childhood die-cast brand "Tomica") and an impressive graphics game courtesy of the PS5 console. Kudos to the "Polyphony Digital" for adding this scene, though. 🙂👍 (Although, Polyphony should thank "Takara Tomy" for lending them credit, though.)

[melody-sy]

MELODY hi its me the gaehivian of gaehivian. yeah 👍 HAVE YOU SEEN II or any other objhect shows ☺☺☺🤧🤧🧐🧐👽

i havent 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[gamma-gal-24]

🍋🍋🍋 for thee!! -@wisp-herr

THREE?? A WHOLE THREE JUST FOR ME?? 😱💞💞 Bless you kind one!😭💞

Well, since you sent three whole lemons, I shall share three whole crushes!😁👍🌸💞

-Firstly we have this shmoozy hothead!

I love Hades sm look at his littte butter knife fingers-😖💞💞 If it weren't for a specific reason I don't feel comfortable sharing, I would officially F/O him in a heartbeat. But for now, I keep my love for him on the down low.☺

-Next we have everyone's favorite littke goth sweetheart, Victor!

Cute as he is, I just can't stay attached to him like I do with my F/os, so he remains just a crush of mine for now.😌

-And last but certainly not least, I have a very special one!☺💞💞💞 I have simped for this man since I was like- 12. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I was 12. But now I'm a whole ass adult and he is STILL fine.✨👌 Mr. Gold/Rumplestiltskin from OUAT.

JUS- JUS- JUST LOOK AT EM?? This us the one I am literal SECONDS from F/Oing and making it everyone else's problem.😂 THE ONLY THING STOPPING ME IS MY INABILITY TO PUT TOGETHER A COHESIVE S/O TO PAIR HIM WITH.

[otaku-tactician]

im gonna take a break from tumblr. the drama is just too much for me to handle, and attempts to curate this space are not really working out. i also vent way too much on my account, and it's become rather unhealthy. some relationships also spiralled out of control so yeah imma dash.

all the best ☺👍

[aceofwhump]

Is it just me who always looks up content advisory/parents guides for specific movies I'm interested in watching? It's usually a good indication of whether there's any whump. Sometimes they can even go into quite specific detail which which be very handy ☺

Lol well I've never thought about doing that but yeah that would be a good way to check to see if there might be whump. Nice 👍

[mackjlee9]

I have a addition to romance stuff.

Differing between touch. It truly feels nicer if its a certain person doing it.

Oh and also to the love biting, in a completly non sexual way, it truly is something very adorable.

Also how is your day Darling~~

Yeah~ of course~ heavily depends on who you're with ☺

I truly believe biting is a love language 😌😌

I'm okay, although my whole family -including me- are sick, which is sick 😃👍 hopefully we'll feel better soon enough lol

[adriheavymetal]

the right badass way to drink beer , Hell Yeah !!🍻😜 @steveaustinbsr my fav badass wrestler Stone Cold 3:16 👊👊👊☺💪👍😂😂😄🔝🔝

[the-art-of-a-lemonwedge]

saw your persona art and checked out ur blog only to realize i already followed you for tgaa stuff. keep up the good work ur art rules btw 👍👍 i love ur style

Oh hell yeah p4 AND tgaa buddies 🤝

And thanks!!! ☺

[silly-ez]

According 🔛 to all 💯 known 🎓✔ laws 😾👮🏻❌ of aviation ✈, there is no 😣 way ↕ a bee 🐝 should be able 💪 to fly ✈🌬. Its wings 🍗🤡 are too small 🙀😼💁🏻 to get 🉐◀🔁 its fat 🐋 little 👌 body 😍 off 📴 the ground 😫. The bee 🍯, of course 🏎, flies 🐦 anyway 🙄 because bees 🐝 don't ❌🙅‍♀️��� care 💅 what humans 👤 think 💭 is impossible ❌. Yellow 💛, black ⚫. Yellow ⚠, black ⬛. Yellow 💛, black ⚫. Yellow ⚠, black ⬛. Ooh 😮, black ⬛ and yellow 💛! Let's 🥺 shake 😲 it up ☝ a little 👌. Barry 🍓! Breakfast 🍳 is ready 😏😛🍆! Ooming 😡😠😾! Hang 🙃 on 🔛 a second ⏱. Hello 👋🙋? - Barry 🍓? - Adam 👨🏽? - Oan 👅🔥 you 👈 believe 🙏 this is happening 😱? - I 👥 can't 🚫. I'll 📝 pick ⛏ you 👉 up ⬆. Looking 👀 sharp 🔪. Use 😏 the stairs 💥🙊😳. Your 👉 father 👨🎅 paid 💧 good 👌 money 💰💸💵 for those. Sorry 🙇. I'm 💘 excited 💖😁. Here's 👈 the graduate 🥳👨‍🎓. We're very 🙌✅ proud 😤 of you 👈, son 🌞. A perfect 👌 report 📄 card 💳, all 😤 B's 😎. Very 😼👌💥 proud 😤. Ma! I 👁 got 🍸 a thing 🕑 going 🏃💨🏢 here. - You 👉 got 🍸 lint 👄😋 on 🔛 your 👉 fuzz 🦁. - Ow 💧🅱! That's ✔ me! - Wave 🌊 to us 👨! We'll 😤😯 be in row 🚣‍♂️ 118,000 ✈🏢. - Bye 🤚👋🙃! Barry 🍓🍞, I 👁 told 👄 you 👈, stop 🚫 flying 🛸🐦 in the house 🏠! - Hey 👋😀, Adam 👱🏻‍♂️. - Hey 👋🏼, Barry 🍓. - Is that fuzz 🦁 gel 🤔? - A little 👌. Special 👉😎👈 day 🌞, graduation 🎓. Never 🙅🏽 thought 🤔 I'd 🙏 make 🖕 it. Three 3️⃣ days 🌞 grade 📝 school 🏫, three 3️⃣ days 🌞 high ⬆ school 🏫. Those were awkward 😕. Three 🍗 days 🌞 college 👨🏿‍🎓. I'm 💘 glad ☺ I 👁 took 👊 a day 📆📅 and hitchhiked 😉😝 around 🔃 the hive 🐝. You 👈😩👉 did come 💦👅 back 🔙 different 😡. - Hi 💦, Barry 🅱🐝. - Artie 🅰, growing 🌱 a mustache 👨🏻? Looks 👀 good 👌👍🏾. - Hear 🙉 about Frankie 👳💀? - Yeah 🙌. - You 👈 going 🏃 to the funeral 😔👻🌹? - No 😣, I'm 💘 not going 👉. Everybody 👴👵👨 knows 🤔😅🤷‍♂️, sting 🤗 someone 👤, you 👈 die 💀☠⚰. Don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 waste 🗑🚻💩 it on 🔛 a squirrel 🌰. Such a hothead 🥵. I 👁 guess 🤔 he 👥 could have just gotten 💘 out of the way ↕. I 👁 love ❤ this incorporating 🔥 an amusement 😁 park 🅿 into our day 🌞. That's ✔ why 🤔⁉ we don't 🚫 need 😩 vacations 🌅. Boy 👶, quite 📺 a bit 😁 of pomp 😎... under ⬇ the circumstances ❌. - Well 😦, Adam 🤑😍😅, today 📆 we are men 👦. - We are! - Bee-men 🐝. - Amen 🙏! Hallelujah 😩👳🏿👌! Students 🔬, faculty 😷, distinguished 🅱 bees 🐝🅱, please 🙏 welcome 👽 Dean 🎭 Buzzwell 💀. Welcome 👋🏻, New 🆕✨ Hive 😧🤔 Oity 🍎🍑👖 graduating 😠 class 🏫 of... ...9:15 🅱. That concludes 🔚 our ceremonies 🎑. And begins 🔘 your 👉 career 👨🏻‍💻 at Honex 💯 Industries 💦🏭✋! Will we pick ⛏ ourjob today 📅? I 👁 heard 👂👀🙉 it's just orientation 💯🅱. Heads 💆 up ☝! Here we go 🏃. Keep 👌 your 👉 hands 👋 and antennas 📶💠 inside 💠 the tram 🚋 at all 💯 times 🕐. - Wonder 🤔💭 what it'll 👼☝🙏 be like 💖? - A little 👶 scary 😱. Welcome 👽 to Honex 💯, a division ➗ of Honesco and a part 〽 of the Hexagon 💯👌👀 Group 👥🚹. This is it! Wow 😮. Wow 😮. We know 🤔 that you 👈, as a bee 🐝, have worked 🏢 your 👉 whole 💦😍 life 💓 to get 🔟 to the point 📍 where you 👉 can work 🏢 for your 👉 whole 😏💦👅 life 👤. Honey 🍯 begins 🔘 when ⏰ our valiant 👅🅱 Pollen 😡😠 Jocks 🍎 bring 👎 the nectar 😩 to the hive 🐝. Our top-secret 🙊 formula 😃 is automatically 🤖 color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing 💦 sweet 🍬 syrup 🍯 with its distinctive 🍎🍑👖 golden 💰 glow 😍 you 👈 know 💭 as... Honey 🍯! - That girl 👧 was hot 🔥. - She's 👧 my cousin 👦! - She 👩🏼 is? - Yes 👍🎓🌌, we're all 💯 cousins 👦. - Right 👌. You're right ✔. - At Honex 💯, we constantly 🔆 strive 👌 to improve ⬆ every 💯🔞 aspect 😪😉 of bee ❗🐝 existence 💁. These bees 🐝🍆 are stress-testing 💯 a new 🆕 helmet 🛡 technology 📱. - What do you 👉🏻 think 🤔🅰 he 👨 makes 🖕? - Not enough 🌊💦. Here we have our latest 😼👌💥 advancement 🎊, the Krelman 🍆👅🐔. - What does that do? - Oatches 👳 that little 👶👅🍵 strand 🗺❓ of honey 🍯 that hangs 😜 after 👀 you 🧐👉 pour 🌊💦 it. Saves 📑 us 👨 millions 😂. Oan 👱🏻‍♀️ anyone 🙋🙏 work 💼 on 🔛 the Krelman 👐? Of course 🏎. Most bee 🍯🚔 jobs 💼 are small 👌 ones 1️⃣😬😤. But 😉🍑 bees 🍯 know 🤔 that every 💯 small 👌 job 💼, if it's done ✅ well 😦, means 😏 a lot 🍑. But 🍑 choose 🤔 carefully ⚠ because you'll stay ✋ in the job 💼 you 👉 pick ⛏ for the rest 😪 of your 👉 life 💓

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