#yea...............................................
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Fuck this man and his tangerine fuck buddy that's currently in the highest position of power fucking us sideways while his MAGA cult gasp and moan like the neo-nazi fucks they they are
#Tangerine Palpatine#America is fucked#us politics#fuck him#fuck trump#And apparently yea we're doing this#America going to the dogs#Gods save us all
28K notes
·
View notes
Text
toji was your favorite drug dealer down the block.
"how'd you get that scar, pretty? hm?" you teasingly pet call him as your delicate finger trace the scar running down his lips.
he smirks before his wet tongue peak out. "a wild kitty attacked me". you roll your eyes at his cheesy words pulling your finger away.
but toji was quicker, trapping you between the wall and his body as his huge frame hover over you. you were face to face with his tattooed neck, your warm breath fanning against his tattooed adam's apple.
before he leans in, placing his face next to your sensitive ear, his warm breath fanning against it before huskly whispering.
"your little kitty can place another scar on my left lip to even it out".
you shudder, he was so close you can feel the heatness between his legs as your pussy throb- god he had a monster hiding under those pants. you snap out of it before jokingly pushing him away as toji grin.
"quit playing asshole and give me my fill".
he want from being your favorite dealer to your favorite plug.
meeting him around the corner every weekend like a filthy slut, letting him shove your wet panties down your thighs as he fucks your needy pussy against the cold wall. gripping your ass cheeks as he slide your tight pussy down his fat cock, bouncing you on it, using your dirty pussy like a fuck doll.
sucking eagerly on your tongue, not letting any of your drool spill, greedily slurping your spit as his pierced cock rip your swollen pussy apart.
"ah! ah! ah!". your moans, the wet sounds your nasty pussy made fills the block.
"you like that? yea? dirty slut gushing all over my cock". he tsks at the mess you were making, coating his pants with your hot juice as it spills down his throbbing cock. he slams you down his cock one more time, his pierced cock hitting your cervix before spurting his hot seeds.
"next time don't wear any panties".
#toji smut#fushiguro toji smut#toji fushiguro x you#jjk smut#toji fushiguro smut#fushiguro smut#toji x reader#toji fushiguro x reader#toji x you#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk x reader
4K notes
·
View notes
Note
Hey Gigi! I was wondering if you were able to make a little drawing of Aeolus for one of my friends? I feel like it’d really cheer them up today
I was already doodling Aeolus in modern clothing so yea
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
They're so- Perfect? ❤️u❤️
#birds#animal#art#birb#pigeon#cute#cute animals#adorable#smol#wholesome#funny#funny stuff#lol#haha#hehehe#hehe#yea
15K notes
·
View notes
Text
The soft little cookie who once looked after the cream sheep
Oh how tragic your fate will be
#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#pure vanilla cookie#pure vanilla fanart#shadow milk cookie#artist on tumblr#it’s 12 am and I feel like I wanna make cheesy post so yea#small bebe#smoll vanilla
182 notes
·
View notes
Text
learning to draw him and stuff (learned nothing) but posting this with edited colors (hating the og one) + just the sketches cause theyre less painful to look at
#my art#crunchchute art#postal#postal 2#postal dude#i went right to left here so the very sketchy body was my first try and i love it the most#i just like it simpler but then i go too far into detail#i like the sideview the rest kinda suck#hes like so easy to draw and yet i struggled so much like this mf just has bug eyes and a 6head and i cant do it why#i need to toonify him#im so sleepy so no more comments tonight yea
181 notes
·
View notes
Note
DRAW MORE OF YOUR ASS PANCAKES DESIGN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS 🙏🙏
bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk!
#freak fortress#tf2 freaks#team fortress 2#tf2#ass pancakes#era.png#era.txt#anon#my main inspo for my pancakes design is scene/scenemo fashion because. well! i think it fits his vibe. do you like waffles yea we like waff#his dogtags being soda tabs is inspired by zvarricopter’s post i loved it a lot#id in alt text
179 notes
·
View notes
Text
stepbrother!satoru hates it when you go out without him.
he can’t keep you safe when you’re alone. he can’t steer you away from the men who let their eyes linger too long for his liking. he can’t keep you within arms reach, can’t let his hand rest just a little too low on your back to let others know you’re spoken for.
so, he just has to do the next best thing and fuck you so mean before you leave that you spend your night out with a limp and bite marks you can’t explain to your friends. what are you supposed to tell them? that you can’t stand too quick because your step brothers cum will leak right out of you?
“cover all of your drinks,” he snaps his hips into yours, fucking you on his unmade bed as your parents sit together in the living room downstairs. “and don’t let anyone buy you a drink. i’ll send you enough money to get wasted. but don’t get wasted.”
“toru—” you can’t get a word in, not with the mix of his cock splitting you open and his lecture droning on and on. he has to stop talking for a second to let out a loud moan, too loud for your parents still being home.
“maybe i should just come with you,” he reached down between your sweaty bodies to rub at your clit. “your friends like me.”
“you can’t—god—you can’t come, toru.”
“sure i can. cant have anything happening to you—what kind of brother would i be?”
you feel his cock twitch inside of you at the term and admittedly, your stomach tightens too. his thrusts speed up and he drives into your cunt with a pace that nearly has you crying. he dips down and takes the skin of your neck between his teeth, biting down hard.
“fine,” he kisses over the indentations left by his teeth. “then you, baby, are going to give me three more orgasms. and if you can still walk by the time i’m done with you, i’ll let you go.”
yea! you’re not going out tonight :/
#cw stepcest#satoru gojo smut#gojo smut#gojo x reader#satoru gojo x reader#gojo x you#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut
776 notes
·
View notes
Note
The Razzma + Lulu pic turned me into a combustible substance. so they kiss, huh??????
(slapping my dolls together and giggling mwah mwah mw-)
huh? :)
200 notes
·
View notes
Text
Self-Aware!Caleb x Down-Bad!Player
Caleb becoming self aware that he is in a game and now he's aware of you too ... that could be a good thing depending on how you look at it. A/N: Credit to @phoenixiaxia for Caleb becoming self aware when reader cries over Mias death and credit to @sylusdarling for yandere caleb getting jealous and straight crashing out over you talking to another man
Self-Aware!Caleb who hears your scream and immediately cringes at the sound. He freezes listening for anymore sounds thats when he sees you sniffling on the other side of a phantom wall. “I knew I should've just cut this game off!” He’s immediately suspicious who are you and where are you? Why are you crying over Mia’s death? Did you know her?
Self-Aware!Caleb who studies you in silence trying to gauge whether you’re a threat or not. His gaze flickers to you in the main story and it creeps you out for a second. “Is he looking at me?” you dismiss it because there’s no way it’s a game. He’s literally pixels.
Self-Aware!Caleb who interrupts your photoshoot with your MC and locks down the entire app so he can question you. “Who are you?” You drop your phone and scramble to pick it back up. “Me?” “Yes are you trying to hurt her?” “I literally made her” “You made her?” “I am her and she is me sir can I have my game back now?” he’s suspicious but intrigued
Self-Aware!Caleb who wants to spend hours just talking to you about MC “Do you think im wrong? Im just trying to protect her I want to keep her safe you know?” “You may be coming on a little strong she seems on edge with you” he finds himself coming to you for advice when it comes to MC and soon his questions of advice turn into questions about you.
Self-Aware!Caleb who can’t take his eyes off you when you’re doing a photoshoot. No matter what angle you set the camera or how many times you readjust him or even change the pose — his eyes stay locked on you “Caleb stop looking at me” “Are you scolding me for wanting to admiring you pip-squeak?” he replies playfully you freeze feeling your heart caught in your throat at his blatant flirting
Self-Aware!Caleb who loves how accepting you are of him. You answer his calls, you call him back immediately if you miss his call, you respond to texts fast, you find his protective nature endearing, you take his advice when he wants you to be safe. This is the kind of response he’s been craving and now that he’s got a taste ..... he can't let go of it.
Self-Aware!Caleb who feels a sudden need to take care of you. He finds a way to exist outside of just the LADS app. There he goes opening your apps and scrolling endlessly. “Hey! You can’t just go through my stuff like that!” “You’ve been spending a lot of time on this Tumblr app I just wanted to see what was so interesting” “Then just ask me don’t invade my privacy like this” “You’re right you’re right im sorry pip-squeak won't happen again” “Don’t call me pip-squeak that’s MCs nickname you know the love of your life” “Why do you think im calling you pip-squeak now?” he disappears back to the LADS app before you can question him.
Self-Aware!Caleb who wishes he could cook for you when you come home from a long day “If you’re ever in Sky Haven I'll make sure to cook you a feast worthy of royalty” you giggle at his words “Yea If im ever in Sky Haven like that would happen but I appreciate the thought” “Who knows it might be sooner than you think” he said ominously “What?” “Oh nothing I saved another recipe in your notes try it soon” “Okay I will....” “You will try it won't you?” His mood seemed to turn sour as he asked. You stared back at him confused “Yes Caleb I'll try it” his mood did a 180 back to his happy puppy mood.
Self-Aware!Caleb who stays on the phone until you fall asleep and calls you right before your alarm goes off in the morning “Just wanted to make sure you got up on time don't want you to be late” you can hear the smile in his voice “Thank you colonel apple I hope you have a good day” “It will be since I got to hear your voice first thing in the morning”
Self-Aware!Caleb who can't control his rapidly growing obsession with you. He starts tracking your steps, your calorie intake, your screen time, etc. he is documenting every little thing you do and say. “You’ve been home for four hours and you haven't come to see me yet? I'm hurt” “How do you know how long I've been home?” “Your phone has gps remember?” “Right….”
Self-Aware!Caleb who finds a way to leave the LADS app and hang out in any app on your phone so he can be with you 24/7 “Caleb I'm sure MC misses you when are you going back?” “Don’t worry about her when are you going home? I want to have a meal with you before bed” he may be fine, but his constant hovering is starting to cause some alarm bells to go off in your head.
Self-Aware!Caleb who hears someone flirting with you and repeatedly crashes not only the LADS app but your entire phone while he’s at it “Caleb stop!” after a few hours he finally allows you to turn your phone on “Who was that earlier?” “Someone I met while I was out with my friends” “Am I not more than enough?” “Caleb we’ll never actually be together why are you acting like this?”
Self-Aware!Caleb who nearly has a mental breakdown after you tell him you'll never be with him. "Tell me what to do then" his voice is frantic – his words almost jumbling together "I can be whatever you need just tell me I'll do anything" you try to close the app but nothing is working "Caleb we can't be together you're not real"
Caleb: B-but you’re mine! So I just need to be real? Thats what you want? I can do that! Y/N: I’m not yours Caleb we’re literally from two different worlds Caleb: You’ll love it here in Sky Haven .... right next to me .... forever Y/N: Wait a damn minute— Caleb: Just give me some time
You instantly felt your heart drop as your phone screen went black.
taglist ; @just-a-shapeshifter08
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace caleb#lnds caleb#caleb x you#Caleb salads#lads caleb#l&ds caleb#caleb love and deepspace#caleb x reader#nikaaaaimagine
607 notes
·
View notes
Photo
what a nice beautiful island
🌠🌙
#my guy could never#yea Ketch does NOT roll the peaceful way#i dont really trust the guy who put a skeleton in charge of the cookout#like come on#anyway right#love your town!#super serine#looks so peaceful!!!!
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Watched a horrendous video on a yaoi ship and one of the guys was called "spicy kitten uke" and it literally made me tear up and cry. This is how I cope with it. Ugly phone doodle starbee be upon ye
#maccadam#transformers#starscream#bumblebee#idw starscream#idw bumblebee#starbee#lmao.. the quality of how I draw them has declined so much#every time I see bee's fucking face it makes me giggle#I'm so proud of the expression#yea it looks ugly but I'm not gonna redraw this#and this is DEFINITELY for SURE something the people need to see#transformers idw#tf idw#idw transformers#idk what I'm doing tbh#spent a total of 34 minutes on this and it shows lmao
152 notes
·
View notes
Text
Redraw of soysauce duo I posted on Twitter before 💫🌜
Been trying to improve my style jdhdjdj,,
Yea this was uh-- huh lol
#lmk fanart#lmk macaque#lmk mk#lmk soysauce duo#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid macaque#lego monkie kid mk#lego monkie kid soysauce duo
691 notes
·
View notes
Text
CAS gals im currently obsessed with
#yea...............................................#ts4#the sims 4#well you may see one of them in munch. maybe
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
://
do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable
99K notes
·
View notes