#ycoil

[ycoil]

do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.

[ilovefakecarts]

everyone take magnesium glycinate 250mg now it is very very good. no joke you might not even need prescription psych meds anymore, especially if it's for ADHD/depression. i'm "dxed" with ADHD and i've taken adderall and concerta before which were beneficial at the time but i had cardiac side effects so stopped. i'm feeling similar from magnesium as i did while on those. i feel bright and clear-headed and genuinely very happy and productive, my circadian rhythm recovered from awful insomnia extremely quickly, like within a week, and my energy/exhaustion levels feel super healthy. if you're concerned about your weed usage this could help with that too regardless of whether or not you want to quit, i don't crave it around bedtime anymore. 10/10

[ptseti]

January 6, 2025, was Maroon's Independence Day in Jamaica.

The Ancestors rejoiced as we Marched, Drummed, Sang and Danced in unity to celebrate the 287th Year of Independence as Jamaica’s First Nation People. Trewlany Town, Accompong, Flagstaff, Moore Town, Scott’s Hall, Charlestown, YCOIL, as well as political and religious leaders made the ancient pilgrimage to honor and remember the firm Treaty of Peace and Friendship between the Jamaican Maroons and the British Crown. #Maroon #Festival #2025

[formula-fun]

hello em

https://www.tumblr.com/ycoil/773158482224562176/ive-been-having-too-much-sex-to-prwctice-the-piano?source=share

ostinato? a little bit? maybe?

charles coming to rehearsal with a sore wrist because spent all night fingerblasting his boyfriend instead of practicing his part i mean what

[literal-trans-beans]

*Snaps my fingers and instantly somewhere random in the world, a skyscraper is tilted by a two degrees*

post inspired by @ycoil

[midnight--sadness]

which gihun ship is this sksksksk:

https://www.tumblr.com/ycoil/776677773067550720/probably-feels-good-as-fuck-to-be-a-1960s-house

gihun and his ex-wife, i fear 😭 but also, lowkey gihun and deoksu......

or, if u wanna be kinda wild, gihun and inho 😌 he already insults gihun in canon, anyway

[ycoil]

probably feels good as fuck to be a 1960s house wife blissfully dissasociating on barbiturates and speed and your husband comes home and starts screaming at you for no reason and in the state of fugue you calmly grab the hot pan of oil off the stove

[ycoil]

some idiot: im hetrosexual which means i only get aroused by members of the opposite sex

me a genius: ive conditioned myself to go into heat whenever i shoplift to enhance my operational awareness

[ycoil]

i really love boring trans women who arent cool or hot and have no skills and just want to be held by a girl theyre a little scared of and get told what to do. of course i love and joyfully applaud empowered women and want to inspire any girl i can to pursue dreams and be dope as fuck, but i just want to give a little shout out to girls who are lame because love and genuine connection is just about living and working together.. not what is flashing, rare, experientially appealing, or sexually maximalized.. we live in a culture obsessed with selling ideals, i just want to remind everyone again and again that love always exists beneath that veneer

[ycoil]

we need to normalize digging and constructing thousands of concealed spear pits without purpose, near walking trails, in back alleys, suburban lawns, anywhere that it might cause pain and suffering to someone random for no reason

[ycoil]

been getting really into not killing myself

[ycoil]

guy who has been reborn one thousand times: wait-wait hold on, i think i get it now.. its about the ritual, its about the wonder, its about the motions.. its benign and all the same it is perpetual, the body is a loan and earth is the real flesh? i am a notch that merges and submerges from the great wave, i am a finger of the universe, this is inevitable time and time again

the eternal king: tch, get a load of this asshole, cut him in half lengthwise this time

[ycoil]

(walking and twitching with a meandering direction muttering to myself) dumb fucking idiots, im gonna kill you all, im going to fucking kill you *approaching stranger on sidewalk who looks slightly concerned* (suddenly straightens up, puts on a million dollar smile, and starts waving) how ya doin? the rain makes me so god damn gleeful, it fills me with boundless energy and joy, tell me you can feel it my friend

[ycoil]

please dress up like a sexy trebuchet and then misfire a bolder now

[ycoil]

tooltip tulpa: ⚠️ You seem to be currently having a mental breakdown in a manner that is cool and sexy, this will likely net you social media engagement, start posting now!

ok button: [ ok ]

[ycoil]

wow hahaha thats great, your dog is freaking awesome,hey let me show you a trick, watch.. this works on basically any dog (instantly smashes their dog inbetween my palms so forcefully that when i part my hands there is nothing left but ashes and i open my coat to reveal several rows of porcelain urns engraved with sequential permutations of characters starting with "aaaaa" and ending with "aaaaj") what did you say its name was again? (the wind picks up and it all blows away) nvm