#ycoil

[ycoil]

the 7 is the most painful, the number most wrought with suffering, but also the most beautiful, especially with her accessories

[ptseti]

January 6, 2025, was Maroon's Independence Day in Jamaica.

The Ancestors rejoiced as we Marched, Drummed, Sang and Danced in unity to celebrate the 287th Year of Independence as Jamaica’s First Nation People. Trewlany Town, Accompong, Flagstaff, Moore Town, Scott’s Hall, Charlestown, YCOIL, as well as political and religious leaders made the ancient pilgrimage to honor and remember the firm Treaty of Peace and Friendship between the Jamaican Maroons and the British Crown. #Maroon #Festival #2025

[formula-fun]

hello em

https://www.tumblr.com/ycoil/773158482224562176/ive-been-having-too-much-sex-to-prwctice-the-piano?source=share

ostinato? a little bit? maybe?

charles coming to rehearsal with a sore wrist because spent all night fingerblasting his boyfriend instead of practicing his part i mean what

[ycoil]

some idiot: im hetrosexual which means i only get aroused by members of the opposite sex

me a genius: ive conditioned myself to go into heat whenever i shoplift to enhance my operational awareness

[ycoil]

devil: (on your shoulder) youre just gonna keep waiting until the right moment to strike, itll be brilliant, stay stiff and rigid with your determination, lie in wait, you will dazzle everyone with your precision and execution right when all is right for the picking. promise: perfect place, perfect time. everyone will clap.

angel: (miles away, car totaled, roadside barrier impaled through window, head caved in like a deflated balloon, lifeless, the entire interior splattered in an ever deep and dripping red, and across the road, wrapped around the branches of a tree: one blood sodden wing, still swinging subtly in a purposeless perpetuality of to and fro)

[ycoil]

"hey, lets both get foot fetishes together, itll bring us closer together as sisters, tehe!" i told you, but after you develop your fetish you realize i never had any intention of follow through and i refuse to let you ever touch my feet

[ycoil]

firing the grenade launcher into yum yum happy play time land and with an expressionless curiousity, watching all the funny bunnies and silly kitties scatter from the burning wreckage of the play center, the puppy fire engine pullz up and while theyre softly howling to produce a siren, i nonchalantly load another shell

[ycoil]

no one even cares about picking up tremendous speed or carving gullys into the world's flesh anymore, all they care about now is scaling massive concrete pillars with rebar spines that pierce the heavens and you cant even wrap your arms all the way around them lol, i watch people lose their grip, plummet, and die liike all the time

[ycoil]

if i ever caught my boy posting slivers of his soul for online engagement i would teach him a lesson and force him to keep posting until he could no longer engage with his sense of selfhood in the absence of the spectacle

[bird-when-you-least-expect-it]

YOU'VE BEEN BIRDED!

You were birded with Blue-headed quail-dove!

Tread carefully, or you could be birded again!

i think they should invent rabies that can infect machines and simple household appliances like the microwave will start trying to kill you

[ycoil]

⚠ hint: whimsy is coming to get you

[ycoil]

guy who has been reborn one thousand times: wait-wait hold on, i think i get it now.. its about the ritual, its about the wonder, its about the motions.. its benign and all the same it is perpetual, the body is a loan and earth is the real flesh? i am a notch that merges and submerges from the great wave, i am a finger of the universe, this is inevitable time and time again

the eternal king: tch, get a load of this asshole, cut him in half lengthwise this time

[ycoil]

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