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A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup

pt.1 / pt.2 / pt.3 / pt.4

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enough math let's go screw around for 8 more pages

[pinatadulce]

Wasn't planning on posting anything today but...

(Spoiler alert?)

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"and eddie dear was happy"

Epic fighting scenes with Sally and Frank (Barnaby is also there he's just invisible)

Someone save the golden retriever mailman neighbor plz 😕

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

your honor they're everything

[derek-draws-stuff]

Bee boys :)

[tblsomedoodles]

Donnieverse Part 6

Start - Previous - Next

Look. I'm just as surprised this update is done as the rest of you. Please don't expect the same next week.

The boys are up to something and poor Future Webs is only just figuring this out.

(btw. This is the context for This shitpost)

[micamicster]

Folks, now that you have heard my story (Say, boy, hand me over another shot of that booze) If anyone should ask you Tell 'em I've got those St. James Infirmary blues

St. James Infirmary Blues, performed by Louis Armstrong, Cab Calloway, and various others

[indigopoptart]

Wanted to do some OC valentines cards for todays wondrous occasion :3

I hope you enjoy :3

[doodledstars]

Three more days before the big reveal...! Introducing the newest addition, Tapi! :)

[weevmo]

That last comic is KILLING me, I wanna swipe Wally away the poor baby😭

[w1yre]

oc doodles

[qibsichan]

Culture of the Destroyed ⛓️‍💥✨

~.*COME TO OUR LAND, OUR LAND OF LOVE*.~

So you’ve been accepted into the Cult of the Destroyed! But what is there to expect once inside?

Origin

Our beloved cult was founded in 1991 by the beautiful, holy and sacred Moon Queen. She breathed her dreamsmoke upon our oppressors and rive them to madness - while granting us the sweetest visions of our lost past. Legends say that the Queen was once a prisoner to the execution grounds… until her illustrious influence inspired a coup in her followers.

Though it began shakily, held on the backs of terrified refugees and convicts, each toy banded together in the name of once-cursed innovation to seek methods of survival. Just when all seemed lost, the Moon Queen discovered something. Seeds. And once food and water were secure, the Cult of the Destroyed began to flourish.

Layout

The Cult resides within Playtime Co.’s recycling plant, colloquially named “Destroy-A-Toy” by humans and toys alike. The warehouse is enormous and stocked with machinery, sorted goods, disposable garbage (ripe for the picking!) and many, many execution methods. Be it crushing from the plant’s crown conveyor belt, incineration from the heat pits, dismemberment from the dangerously whirring fan blades or - God forbid - digestion from the monstrous carnivore who resides inside, the cultists of Destroy-A-Toy have near-infinite ways to deal with intruders and traitors alike.

The plant’s centre is an enormous rectangular prism with an extremely high vaulted roof. In its centre sits the main conveyor belt, which leads to the crushing block. This is a gathering space and where the executions take place. The conveyor is only ever activated when the cult is legitimately in danger; therefore, the space is used for socialising, entertainment and general silly shenanigans.

To the left are the living quarters:

Rooms, tents, blocks etc.

Food court and banquet hall

The medical tent

The nursery

Most ritual activities

And to the right are the more industrial aspects of the facility:

Recycling chute

Incineration, dismemberment and digestion wings

Cell block (repurposed to hold humans)

Water purification systems

Catwalks to the cavern

The cavern leads to an enormous lake of water found under the plant. Destroy-A-Toy is powered electrically so it’s uncertain why such a large body of water exists, but what the cultists DO know is that it contains an underwater tunnel network that could potentially lead outside the toy factory if any were brave enough to dive. This lake is is filled with fish carefully managed by the Queen’s people.

The importance of the lake:

Provides drinking water once purified

Provides cleaning water

Allows crops to grow with the assistance of floodlights

Both recreational and educational fishing

The lake has been decorated with bioluminescence, fairy lights and cave paintings and is a beautiful sight to behold.

Food

Light, water and seeds are required for the cult’s agriculture. They take great delight in their cooking and host weekly banquets to celebrate their achievements. Toys were often starved as convicts and are therefore thoroughly fed under the Moon Queen’s care. Over time and through the assistance of a mysterious supplier, the Destroyed have learned to cook potatoes, carrots, tomatoes, peas, cabbage, spinach and corn. The incineration plants are used to cook, boil, steam and fry food. Most is served with fresh fish from the lake. Delicious!

This is California. The fish are ABUNDANT. And her beloved majesty is a cat, after all. If only she could grab some chicken… sigh.

Style/Aesthetic

Destroy-A-Toy represents freedom. Therefore, it adores:

Bright, pretty colours

Regal and imposing architecture mixed with cutesy little inhabitants

VEGETATION. These guys LOOOOVE their plants. Vines, trellises, leaves - since they’ve never been outside, they’re cherishing what they have. The living quarters particularly are filled with green space.

Gentle, coloured lights and bioluminescence

Celestial bric-a-brac - sun, moon, stars

Bead curtains outside the tents

Jewels/jewellery. Very celestial and goddess-y

Stuffing, coloured clothes patches etc. to fit the “toy” heritage

🌿🌺✨💎👼🌙🍇🪻

Rituals

Many of its rituals are hidden from outsiders… but you’re in the cult now, so you deserve to know!

The most important ones you must know are the Executions, the Campfire and the Cuddle Puddle.

Executions take place when traitors, prisoners or abusers are officially condemned. These are bloodthirsty public ceremonies that are NOT for the faint of heart. Just a casual reminder to never piss Catnap off.

The Campfire is the cult’s local worship ritual. The cult will gather around the conveyor belt, where a ring of fire is constructed. The Queen is seated in the centre. Music is performed and a dance celebration occurs - and, at the song’s climax, Catnap will release her smoke, iniviating worship.

The Cuddle Puddle is everyone’s favourite. According to the Moon Queen, “One cannot be happy when affected by the bad vibes! So we mush squiiiiiiish the bad vibes out! Very cuddly.”

Are you staying? ✨

We hope to see you participating in the Campfire soon… 🐦‍🔥

Oh! And here’s our playlist! For the vibes :)

[ask-olive-huchers]

//-rabbit season-\\

((another murder story for our pal, olive huchers.))

WARNING: mentions of blood, swearing, and murder!!

((ALSO A BIT RUSHED!!))

It was a rather warm night. Very dark, but a bit warm. Thanks to the night breeze. The shop was empty, the floor was swept, and the counter was clean. The shop keeper lied back in his chair, taking a long drag on his cigar. After a couple of minutes, he eventually got up. He gathered his belongings, checking to make sure the doors were locked.

he headed for the backdoor, realizing it had been left a bit open. Huh. That’s a bit strange..he could have swore he’d closed it..

regardless of his false memory, he shut the door and locked it with his key. The man waltz out of the front, locking it with his keys. Making his way home. He hummed a Melody to himself as doing so, stilling smoking his cigar. Gross…

as the man is minding his own business, a faint clank is heard. He stopped in his tracks, looking left and right. But, there was nothing. how strange.

He takes a step, and beneath his very feet were..- a tin can?

he angrily kicked the cab back into the alley, straightening out his jacket, before walking awa-

Hang on. No..no no, that’s not right? just as the man was about to take a step…

the can had rolled right back to him, this time a bit More dented. The man was a bit more scared now. But he wasn’t gonna let this potential threat know that.

“I know someone’s there! Come out, now!”

he demanded, putting his bags down. He waited for a response..

but nothing.

“I’m warning ya, I’ll come down their myself and-!”

The man is suddenly interrupted by a mysterious voice.

“and what? Beat the shit outta me? please, you’re hardly a threat. Just some over egotistic loot who doesn’t care about shit.”

The figured giggled, a bit…too much. Out of no where, the shop keeper was now on pinned to the ground, a knife pointed at his head. The figure gave him a sinister grin, lowering the knife closer to the shop keeper head.

“tell me, good sir. Why should I let your pathetic excuse of a person walk another day on this earth?”

The knife still hovered over the man, inching closer and closer..

the man prayed, begging Them to “calm down” and “spare” them. But of course, they didn’t listen. Why would they?

and within a second or so-

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splat.

Once more, the blood poured from the man’s head, spreading onto the road as well. This time, olive pulled the knife from the man’s head. Watching it drip with blood. They gave the dead man a couple kicks. And a bonus one in the face, just for funnies.

They stepped on the guy, making their way down the street. Knife in hand, once more. Another kill? Yup. But..was this one maaaaybe just for a bit of fun, and less bit of anger?

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well, I’ll let you decide on that one.

And with that being said, our beloved hot-head strolled away, a grin still plastered on their face.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

oop found this in my drafts! might as well post! they become quite close in this au - thats what happens when youve only got each other for a Very Long Stressful Time <3 these are just fragments of scene ideas that came from my single braincell hitting corner perfect <3

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

POV: Kevin crawls through your window at 3am, covered in blood. He wanders around your house aimlessly a bit before stopping at your room door.

Slowly and quietly, he turns the handle, opening the door. He crawls into your room and silently slides into bed beside you and your husband. Whether he falls asleep after that is unknown.

It is morning. You wake up to the gentle embrace of your husband, life is good. Good until you hear an obnoxiously cheery and familiar "Good morning! :D" coming from your other side. You look over. What the fuck.

(Original image below the cut)

[thedeadthree]

-`. 𝖚𝖗𝖑 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 ❦

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-`. baldur’s gate has my psyche and soul at the moment so in honor of that and the dearest (un)holy trinity i thought it would be cute to do a change as it’s been a bit!

-`. 𝖒𝖚𝖙𝖚𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘! ❦

[h4dal-blacksite]

PSA

we will make an official intro at some point.. i js dont know when lmao

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