#yas bitches

[ministarfruit]

day 24: plagued by the horrors ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[artsymeeshee]

Transmitting my period cramps to Bill Cipher

[uchiwaflame]

has this been done yet

[satansleftnutcheek]

Bitches will create the MOST DEVASTATING STORIES KNOWN TO MAN out of 2 besties playing Minecraft together what the FUCK did they put in the water why are people making work about GoodTimesWithScar and Grian as if they’re Penelope and Odysseus the boys really saw a silly comedy and said no not sad enough we MUST fix this

[cherryzlem]

I had a vision

(Ted’s design isn’t biblically accurate because he’s so dripless it would hurt me to draw it)

[icaruspendragon]

he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, “i’m not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but she’s got all the facts and specs and everything. she’s practically a walking encyclopedia.”

and they didn’t believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didn’t listen.

their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.

their hubris led to their humiliation.

they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.

this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, “oh you’re a fan? prove it” only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.

this was the opponent btw:

[yoan-le-grall]

[jjmayday]

OUTER BANKS: s4e1 the enduro

if the business starts failing, the sharks start circling, all right?

[shorthaltsjester]

if i keep seeing so many people refer to ayden as an indication of an unknown softness in pelor i will start setting things on fire. just because YOU cannot handle nuance does not mean the story of exandria has not contained it and done so consistently. in fact the first in depth interaction that any party had with pelor (vex becoming his champion) was a portrayal of him that was explicit in his complexity. taken straight from the transcript for 1x104 elysium, “[vex you] spin and look, whereas there once was a burning star-- and to the rest of [vox machina], you see the painful, endless light that averts your gaze-- it doesn't hurt your eyes as much, and you can see the faint features, the soft cheeks, the hairless head, and the bright warm eyes of he who brings the dawn. And you can see the smile there, behind the light. “there is hope.”” sunlight can warm you and burn you in equal measure.

that burning image of the sun has much in common with a teenage boy who steps into a dark room, and reminds the dm that it’s not dark. the same way that a teenage boy who stands by as a woman who will not give up her worship of pelor is punished because he has more important responsibilities he must honour has much in common with a seemingly benevolent lord of the dawn might respond harshly to a cleric who asks if he is worth saving while he is trying to find a way to survive so he might keep helping to provide light. the gods aren’t simple and they never have been. i am as psyched about the particular angle that downfall is taking as anybody but it is already frustrating watching people act like the gods are suddenly more nuanced because they’re in literally mortal bodies when the entire Point of the gods in exandria in the various stories we’ve seen so far is that the only difference they have with mortals is the bounds of their power. they carry all the same flaws and the same profundity. just because so much of the fandom has reduced that to black and white flatness or faulty mapping onto real world religions (or the various traumas those might have caused individuals) doesn’t mean that complexity has been missing at all from the story.

[homuku]

[veguinsky]

Grandma knows best ᡣ • . • 𐭩 ♡

WebToon: "Walpurgis Night ☾"

[warpstarrie]

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left: green carpet owlet, Ichneutica plena

right: south island lichen moth, Ipana egregia

[sappsorrow]

Harvey Keitel & Tim Roth as Mr White/Larry Dimmick & Mr Orange/Freddy Newandyke RESERVOIR DOGS (1992) dir. Quentin Tarantino

“Give me your hand. Just cancel that shit right now. You’re hurt, you’re hurt real fucking bad, but you ain’t dying!”

[broh3m3]

savannaclaw im begging you......

may i interest u in some ruggies and an icon

technically jacks my favourite out of the three, but i haven't drawn him yet 🧍‍♀️ gotta fix that

[lemongogo]

they should get to kill each other at least twice .i think