#yapping about asher

[the-wiggler]

everyone talking about the wedding next month are we not gonna talk about the fact asher and baabe SNUCK into david and angels pool and, when caught, GASLIGHTED them into thinking they had been invited ????

[indigo-greer-collins]

so i know the misogynistic milo thing is generally a joke (i hope), but i was thinking about it and like honestly i think he’d be the type to remind the others of their own internalised misogyny within the pack.

i’m taking this from the perspective of when they’re like teenagers/high schoolers mind you, i think presently they’ve all grown to be very well adjusted and the patriarchy doesn’t like have them by the balls.

i’ll elaborate under the cut!

there was no way under marie’s roof that milo would be caught dead treating a woman like shit, he learned from his father that doing so wouldn’t slide.

we also know that milo’s generally a pretty blunt, “feisty” guy, and that’s not really changed — so he probably called out misogynistic BS as he saw and heard it(and still does).

we also know that teenage boys have a tendency to spout misogyny when around each other (even if they don’t fully believe it, to fit in). and yk it’s kinda taught for them to think that way.

also factoring in that they grew up in the 90s/early 2000s which was better than most years, but people still got away with being pretty bigoted/saying fucked up shit.

i don’t think asher and david were overtly misogynistic. like they weren’t on any “all bitches are the same”, type shit (maybe cuz they’re fruity), but there might have been hints of it without them realising because the two haven’t necessarily been taught to unlearn things that the patriarchy teaches.

so we got a teen!milo holding his friends accountable!!

this is also why i kinda love imagining fem!darlin. i love every gender interpretation of darlin don’t get me wrong, but having a female friend around to also help them remember to reject red pill ideologies is very chefs kiss

[vind3miat0r]

David is left-handed. send tweet

[mayowayo]

tsukasa with a personality disorder. he based his entire life off of his sister he needs to question if this is what HE actually wants.

tsukasa resenting saki because their parents only focused on her. he feels so bad for it but he also doesnt. hes only human.

tsukasa realizing that his parents are ignoring him. theyre barely present in his life, and they barely ever were in the past. sure saki needed more attention, but they didnt need to ignore him like that.

tsukasa, a little younger, wishing that he would get sick so that his parents would pay attention to him too. not understanding why he's not as loved as she is.

tsukasa looking at the stark difference in the way they parented him and saki. wondering what he did wrong to make them act this way towards him.

tsukasa wondering if he was a girl, maybe he would get loved a little more. treated a little better.

[grilledcheezy92]

Brain too buzzy, can't figure out what to write on (work is slow)

[nox-in-a-box]

Asher is a pigeon.

[ashertickler]

(*^o^)／○o。.•° hellooooo !!! °•.。o○＼(^-^*)

i'm plum (no that's not my real name, it's a nickname someone gave me as a joke that stuck)

she/they

leo (i'm 21 !!)

british + indian

i've been in the Redacted fandom since 2022

other loves: fe3h, rdr2, dc, marvel, jjk, saiki k, peanuts (snoopy), sitcoms, books, stardew valley

currently playing: marvel rivals

me and luna's redacted server: here

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(if i'm in your asks, 🍑 is the personal tag I have... it's the closest to a plum shush.)

(if you see an account with a brett hand pfp interacting with your posts... that's my main account 🙈)

My faves:

Asher (unsurprisingly)

Milo (pretty and sassy what more could i want)

Aaron (can he return from war please 🙏)

Tags list:

#plum posts - just a normal(ish) post nothing goofy

#plum rambles - spontaneous brain shart (headcannon? shitpost? pure silly? brainrot? it's a pot luck tbh)

#plum goes insane - feral. unhinged. (mild nsfw warning/ suggested nsfw)

#plum yaps - asks !

#my wife - asher. asher post making me 😍🥰💖

dni/ things i don't tolerate:

homophobia, transphobia, racism, terfs, isreal supporters, caelum sexualisation, proshippers

under 16s dni‼️

(asher blinkie by @/milogreer)

[ashersbraincell]

So remember that one time I said "WUTIWANT" as a song showing the parallels between Gidget and Iggy? Well...what if I told you....I found another one like this except its for showing parallels between Genzou and Iggy...

Taylor Swift's Anti-Hero lol. Well yes, maybe not all the lyrics fits as perfectly as they did in WUTIWANT(to be fair there's much less lyrics in that one and alot more repetition so less room for error)

[daveys-angel01]

i just saw a tiktok with that one sound where the kid is crying bc he doesn’t want to marry his friend(?) n she’s like “I WILL MARRY YOU” except it was david and asher as little kids and i think that is so canon

[euphorial-docx]

leila and spencer are messy as hell the fuck

[mywilltoliveisdecreasing]

???

My running theory for the wedding is that Asher will have a heart attack and die on the day of the wedding. None of the vampires will be there yet so he permanently dies and his playlist is marked as complete. The fandom begins to theorise that Quinn will ambush the funeral.

[qhoaaaa]

SO *claps hands* MILO GREER HUH 💛

I feel like if Erik ever does a flashback of Milo/Sweetheart becoming mates

I just

KENDOWHWOEDN

Think that Milo would be so fucking nervous

"Yeah, I just....see you... as my mate... yeap! And I know we've talked about this before and I just... wanted to say that... uhm... no, wanted to ask if... you'd wanna be my... mate?"

(Insert more lovey dovey shit he is yapping abt how amazing Sweetheart is and has been to him and how they have affected his life)

100% Asher would be more awkward but Milo's nerves are fucking SHOT because he's like holy shiiiiiitt I'm gonna fuckign do this aren't I yes I am

Trying to see if Milo would ask/say it in his apartment or the place where they hunted the Shade down together

Bc he's sentimental

Fucker (I love him)

"My ma is gonna be so fuckin happy"

He's crying your honor

Love a man whose in touch with his emotions

When Sweetheart says yes he's like,

"No shit... WAIT what did you say... yea, that's what I thought... (he's like how the fuck did i get to this point)... w-well what do I do now? I DONT KNOW IVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE"

Ahem (NSFW 18+ AFTER CUT)

Tagging! @annahxredaxted @moronkyne

He mounts them.

This is shameless smut you've been warned. 😈

They fuck first in the woods (if he asked in the woods) , then later at his apartment bc we all know these two can't keep their hands off each other...

Hands gripping their hips, it just comes natural to him, especially after they said yes to being his mate.

Let's out the most feral and gutteral moan when he presses inside them

And erm,,, 🥺

Bites.

Tons of biting, claims he wants to have his scent all over them and loves to see his teeth prints on their sweet neck and shoulders

If Sweetheart is on their belly, he bites at their nape, as if trying to keep them still (RHSIDBDJEJE PLEASE PELASEE EPWLSLSLEELEJR)

"My mate... my fucking mate! Mmhh, gonna... gonna fuck you nice and deep... just how my mate likes it..."

He legit won't stop touching them, his hands sliding over their sides, nails lightly pressing into them, he presses his cheek to their neck to smell them, to smell their pleasure, to hear their gasps and moans: he's worshipping them

Milo kinda likes to manhandle them, so there's times where he grips their hips up off the bed/surface and it makes them shiver, he flips them over onto their back to touch their chest and belly, and scoots closer between their legs to fuck them senseless

He does that thing where he moves Sweetheart's legs straight up and holds them and fucks between their thighs before slipping into their hole, he also spanks their thighs while he fucks them a bit

Kinda like honeymoon sex except they're not married, they're mates

And the whole time, he's just rambling on thanking them for being in his life, for being his mate, and being super cute and sappy while he's about to cum inside them

HE LAUGHS DURING SEX, BE STILL MY HEART

They fell asleep with his cock still inside them and in the morning when they're both up, Milo gently fucks into them again, holding them tight to his chest and he has the honor to see them cum on him AND to cum in them again

If they're feeling it, Sweetheart asks Milo for the good old 69 and Milo's like....

"I fucking love youuu"

Milo's on the bottom (they actually push him on the bed and are like "you better fucking stay down and let me please you" and hes like "ooh... hell yeah Sweetheart" (heart eyess)) , Sweetheart is on top and they're fucking deep throating his cock so well he tells them to go slower or else he'll cum too quickly and they're like, ok and?? , he just laughs and then they just plant themselves on his face

Then Milo's got his hands wrapped around their thighs and is NOT letting them go, occasionally he'll have his hand caress up their spine to see them squirm and he'll wrap his hand in their hair, pulling back gently, to see them arch

Even like this he can't resist to spank and grab at their ass, especially if they're fucking SITTING ON HIM (insert that one meme of Doja Cat about big noses)

When they finally cum, Milo kinda shakes his face against them to get every last drop, his tongue swirling everywhere. This man needs their cum.

And Sweetheart makes him cum when they take his cock as far as it'll go and stay there until that cock is done pumping in their mouth.

They are both cum slutsI MEAN WHATAATTEEJEJDIEJOJ

I'm done yapping goodnight

[meowtus]

Redactedverse Lesbians!Relationship HCs :3

Obviously, pronouns will be changed to fit said headcanons. If you’re uncomfortable with she/her or they/them being used on speaker characters, please proceed with that in mind!! (Though I don’t think I used she/her all that much 😭)

• Sam & Darlin: Butch4Butch. Very obvious…I’ve been thinking about them a lot smh. Sam’s on the incredibly masc leaning lesbian side. Cmon…the flannel?? Lumberjack-lesbian-ass behavior. They both make me so ill. Darlin’s more of a leather-wearing Butch, but they switch outfits and share clothes every now and then.

• Milo & Sweetheart: Genderqueer Lesbians. Milo uses whatever pronouns, they don’t really have a preference, since they’re leaning whichever way whenever!! Sweetheart’s the same way, essentially. When they’re going out, they’re coordinating to the other. Either they’re both wearing dresses or suits no exceptions☝🏽☝🏽

• Gavin & Freelancer: Genderfluid! Gavin, Enby!Freelancer. Very obvious choice with Gavin, I think. They KILL it in a dress and they make it everyone’s problem. (/j) Gavin’s very fluid identity wise, and adhering to the binary is virtually out of the question. Fem! Gavin could easily put Freelancer into a coma. Freelancer’s more of the middle category, integrating masculine and feminine traits all the same.

• Vincent & Lovely: Tfem! Vincent, Femme! Lovely. Through meeting Lovely, Vincent’s explored so many different things relationship-wise, and expression wise!! They do eachother’s makeup for special events, and the two are giggling the entire way through :3 Lovely’s incredibly supportive throughout the transition and helped integrate fem-leaning clothing into her wardrobe

• Vega: THE lesbian. That’s the headcanon guys. /j Thank you user Vegafan69 for opening my eyes to lesbian Vega—that’s what inspired the lesbian headcanons in the first place 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

• Asher & Baaabe: Golden Retriever Lesbian! Asher, Black Cat Lesbian! Baaabe. THEY. THEY. THEY. Asher’s the golden retriever masc of all time, actually. Don’t have much of a backing to this one, but I feel like this dynamic’s also applicable to Lesbian! Guy & Honey

• Blake & Bestie: Highschool Situationship. Lesbian canon event I fear…they definitely were thinking about eachother after they distanced. The first lesbian relationship is always the messiest 😭

• Porter & Treasure: Classic Masc & Femme dynamic. I just think it’s fitting for the two!! BUT in this relationship consider Femme! Porter and Masc! Treasure. ESPECIALLY after that argument from the most recent video…something girlkisser was in the air. Also think Femme! Porter struggles/used to struggle with comphet sometimes and it leaks out conversationally from time to time 💔

That’s all I’ve got for now!! If you have any fem! Speaker HCs yap about them NOWW I need them so bad guys smh

Taglist: @vegafan69 @escapisttt

[mayowayo]

aroace todoroki *I am instantly booed off the stage*

[azzyangelfish]

Redacted Characters As Things My Coworkers Have Said:

(For context I’ve been coaching competitive swimming for a month)

David: What do you think you did wrong? The colour of your suit does not determine your time.

Sam: Wait how old do you guys think I am? 56- *takes a deep breath* moving on!

Alexis: God I hate kids- Oh hey that was an awesome race kiddo!

Asher: Listen, we can debate all we want about what the best character in Mario Kart is. But, if someone can win Rainbow Road at 150cc we will play sharks in minnows instead of doing the main set next practice!

Angel: And remember! If a man ever tells you that you’re hysteric I give you full permission to punch him in the nose.

Milo: That is an objectively wrong opinion. I don’t care that opinions can’t be right or wrong- your opinion is wrong case closed, end of story, see you later alligator.

William: Back in my day we didn’t have technology to keep track of our sets and swimmers *yaps about the good old days*

Darlin: Ok listen up! Since I don’t want to be here, and yall don’t want to be here because it’s a warm Friday afternoon, let’s go ‘do dry land’ outside! *takes the group on a walk instead*

Bonus (things that coaches have said to me):

Quinn: All you guys do during practice is slack off and I’m sick and tired of- *his dentures fall out of his mouth and into the pool*

William: You there! With the Russian name!

Kody: I had to go through this as a swimmer so now I’m getting my revenge by making you guys do it too.

Huxley: Do you guys want to go and play capture the flag or would you rather do pushups- ok ok capture the flag it is!

Quinn: It’s a shame that they don’t let us do punishment sets anymore. I mean athletes these days have no discipline, your group had punishment sets and you guys turned out fine!

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

basic list of our headmates :D feel free to ask us stuff uhm yeah

asher (he/him) | me :3 the host, writer, assume its me fronting/posting unless stated otherwise

percy/seaweed/teal/mako (he/they/sea-themed neos) | obsessed with sharks and the ocean, bi disaster, kind of a little shit

annie/chase/beth (they/he/she) | obsessed with greek mythology and musicals, the closest any of us are to being smart

nico (he/they/it/xe/rot/ghost) | unstable; for his sake and yours please iwc

will (he/they/any) | caretaker, loves listening to music, ray of sunshine (unless you refuse to hydrate)

jonathan (he/him) | socially awkward and off putting, in-sys older brother figure

leo (they/he/flame/gear) | energetic as fuck and extremely cocky, kind of annoying sometimes

pidge (they/any) | tied with annie for smartest dumbass in our brain, will yap your ears off about dwarf planets if given the chance, born to be an astrophysicist forced to be stuck in a system of dumbasses

salveria (she/any) | adorable and sweet girl with blue hair and pronouns

rain/river (he/they/gold/silk/sea) | loves the ocean and more specifically paintings of the ocean, kind of a pretentious fuck sometimes

mal (he/she/it/neos) | self proclaimed "evil alter", kind of a bitch but never truly means any malice

oliver/rowan (he/they/she/it) | for privacy reasons we're not going to put much here besides saying shes like a little sibling to most of us in-sys and likes plants

keith (he/they/it/) | emotionally constipated socially awkward emo bitch

astro (they/he/it/space-themed neos) | OBSESSED with space, extremely hyper

carlos/kaine/sparky (he/spark/bark/it) | dogboything, overuses the 💥 and ‼ emojis like sparks life depends on it

will number two electric boogaloo (he/him) | similar to oliver we're not gonna be saying much about him for our/his privacy

wisp (any pronouns) | loves poetry and music and is kind of annoying about it actually, has Feelings about freedom and birds

mathew (he/him) | quiet nerd boy, bi disaster, headmate most likely to remind the teacher to assign homework

mars (they/it/he) | same description as keith but without the emo part

piper (they/she/fey/dove) | chronic chappell roan listener