#yandere minecraft mobs

[secretcoralgarden]

Your boy here now has the urge to make yandere Minecraft mobs. But demi human esk?

I just want an enderman romance let's be fr here

[yanderecandystore]

Have you posted other stories on any other platforms aside from Tumblr?

Like, do you have a Wattpad or AO3 account?

Hi!

Well, no. I mean I do have an Wattpad and a Quotev account but I never post anything there because I prefer to use them to just read, I like how each website has a different form of writing (like there's a general fanfic writing style on each website that is just really fun to notice, even if the authors themselves are uniquely different).

And I don't think I ever did an AO3 account, I do like reading some stuff from there from time to time but I like to avoid smutt since most of the time I'm looking specifically for the drama X'D

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[wolverineluvr]

Playing Minecraft w Gojo

Tw: mentions of killing pets(in-game ones), yandere Gojo.

Gojo who..is horrible at killing and mining so you do it instead.

Gojo who...stays out of caves while you're mining, collecting flowers and blocks.

Gojo who...builds the prettiest and biggest house for you so that when you're back from mining you see it.

Gojo who...was never bad at mining or killing mobs, and just pretended he was so he could surprise you with a house.

Or

Yandere!Gojo who...has you just collecting flowers or looking around while he does everything else.

Yandere!Gojo who...makes sure you don't do anything, even if it's just a game he wants to be the one to do everything for you.

Yandere!Gojo who...kills your in game pets if you show a little too much attention to them.

Yandere!Gojo who...finds it funny and cute when you try to kill him or get angry at him for killing your pets, so he lets you, even though he has full enchanted diamond armor.

Note: I gotta post more but here's smth small!!!!<3

[enpr-ss]

MOUNT GEM IS SO TRUE LOL. I eagerly await the return of GeminiSlay. SHE GOT A CAMEL!!!!! An unholy screech left my mouth!!! I thought we were done reliving past series with last episode. Wait why would Tango remember Murder Camel? Did he get murdered by them? Wow actually EVERYONE remembers the Murder Camel.

That cow spawner coming in CLUTCH.

Etho: “Oh yeah? You’re gonna be tough now, finally?” OH MY GOD ETHO!!!! UNCALLED FOR.

Are Etho and Grian flirting or just trying to out pathetic each other??

Of course the warden spawns in right in front of the Decked Out 2 Court.

Who thought it was a good idea to go to a trial chamber during an increasingly hostile mob swap wild card. Why. Of course Scar dies to a vex after the evoker is taken care of.

I guess yellows are basically reds now since there aren’t any???? WAIT WHEN DID MARTYN KILL SKIZZ???? WHY???

How are these Minecraft professionals dying to mobs. This is EASIER than the snails and the food swap wild card. They have so much gear from TriviaBot by now. How.

Scar: "Etho, do you want a TNT mine cart?" Etho, jumping in excitement, shaking with glee, tail wagging and dancing from paw to paw: "yes yes!"

They’ve just given up on Skizz. He’s that loser son meme.

If Etho survives Grian, I really hope that he builds him a grave next to Skizz and Mumbo’s and gives another terrible speech just to complete the set.

Of course Etho goes and plays with the omnidirectional TNT tower launcher. Going back to his roots. That tower is going to cause more deaths I bet. HE LITERALLY TRIES TO ASSASSINATE GRIAN TWCE IT WAS SO SMOOTH.

The way Bdubs IMMEDIATELY ruins his unsolicited compliment from Etho by calling himself a Tuff Boy.

The lost opportunity from Bdubs and Etho to get a better horse from the wild card.

Gem’s so traumatized from Secret Life LOL. Being sacrificed to isn’t just glory and fun either. She and Joel are truly on a whole ‘nother genre. She’s just wistfully sighing at all the craziness that she’s not allowed to do as a green.

Joel about to pull a Ren and drop a life just to take revenge on Pearl (hypothetically.) He and Gem are so insane in their own ways.

She literally gave Impulse the saddle for the camel that he and Pearl come riding in later on to make her jealous… that backfired on them so hard LOL. And she’s the first one to think and get wolf armor instead of Pearl.

Who would have thought Gem would be more insane than Pearl in a Life Series, especially when she’s green and Pearl’s red/yellow? Pearl really rolled up on a murder camel with her new bae trying to make Gem jealous and Gem’s just playing hard to get and KILLING AT IT!!!! Gem expertly turns every verbal trap Pearl sets up back onto her and when Pearl tries to have the final word about going back to Impulse “who actually treats me right” Gem goads her back with the taunting “You scared?” bomb. And so Gem gets the final word in “You’re still not honorable.” (Incredibly biased / unreliable narrator of her) and saunters away, cutting Pearl off at her plaintive “Gem?” Absolutely fantastic how much more toxic and seemingly reasonable but actually unfair Gem is being. Everything has to go Gem’s way; if it’s not, she tries to reconstruct the situation to have it on her terms. And if she can’t, if Pearl points out the illogic, she just changes subject or moves the goalpost so that she’s in the right. Yanking on Pearl’s chain and playing hot and cold. MARVELOUS EDITING AND RPING. IM IN AWE.

Classic Shiny Duo Pearl: "-because Impulse actually treats me right." Gem, in the most provoking tone: "What? You don’t want to 1v1 me? You scared?" I went OOOOOOOOOH SNAP at that. And to call PEARL dishonorable is SUCH a slap in the face of what her Life Series character is all about. Absolutely stellar yandere behavior. Gem’s bringing up past seasons and Hermitcraft; she’s really playing into her Watcher / Void lore. I thought this was it, I didn’t realize there would be MORE INSANE INTERACTIONS. I AM IN A FEVER DREAM. I AM GLUED TO MY SCREEN.

Impulse: "...that was all I had." Joel: "He tried to creeper egg you, I saw it." Gem: "Wimp."

The Skizz shade that’s proven right within the session.

Literally speaks Pearl and Impulse’s shenanigans into existence. Her narrative sense is impeccable. BACK ON THE 2V1 BS AGAIN LOOOOOOOL. An excellent play by Gem, basically driving a wedge between Pearl and Impulse and isolating her from the player she’s trying to get to win Wild Life. Even spreading the “you don’t need Impulse you’re capable by yourself” message to Pearl’s allies. SHE TOOK 0 DAMAGE AHAHAHAH. Creeper eggs and webs??? Soooooo last episode. Reminding BigB of his propaganda agreement and PEARL IS THE FIRST ONE HE TELLS IT TO RIGHT THEN AND THERE. AMAZING COINCIDENCE. Pearl’s indignant yelp in the background! Truly the universe is just going Gem’s way.

I'm going to pass away from all this. ANT IN YOUR PANTS NAMED PEARL?!?!? GEM!!!! Gem: “You’re going to blow yourself up…” Double life flashbacks…..

Flaunting her encouragement of Skizz to kill her right in front of Pearl who’s trying to flaunt Murder Camel AGAIN with Tango. “Pearl is… thirsty!” WHY YOU GOTTA SAY IT LIKE THAT??? Making Pearl confirm that the kill was Skizz… devious. Truly she makes sure the world goes according to plan. Gem is the only person who’s happy to die FINALLY.

Ren: Are there any traps? Because I just watched two people die to traps. *narrowly avoids being blown up by Etho and Gem* THE COMEDIC IRONIC TIMING. THIS SERIES KEEPS ON DELIVERING.

Everyone’s panicking about the mob swap and Gem’s just crafting for her barn.

Gem: "[Grian]’s already having a bad day; just make it worse." LOL AND GRIAN IMMEDIATELY JOINS THE FAMILY AND REFUSES TO TAKE ANY BLAME FOR THE DEATH TOWER HAHAHAAH. The trial chamber banger music as he shows them the death tower is pure dissonant vibes but it weirdly does fit with Gem’s genre this series.

Universe goes perfectly for Gem in the same way that it hinders Pearl at every step. Billy got turned into a donkey; there goes all their cows, she can’t set up a dog army as easily as before.

The way she immediately abandons Impulse to chase after Gem. And this is really evident in Pearl’s POV but she’s always talking to Gem’s back; Gem doesn’t give her the decency for a face to face conversation. PEARL CUT OUT THE “WHAT YOU SCARED?” LINE LOOOOOL. And then the wild card kills the therapy camel and Gem just walks away HAHAHA. Pretty sure those creepers did more damage to her and Impulse than to Gem. Pearl’s trying so hard to kill Gem but she’s praising and admiring how smart and great and beautiful she is all the time, even in other POVs. To Gem’s face even. Simply can’t help herself. Completely unnecessary, might I add. Gem’s literally giving her the same advice she gives to all the incompetent assassins HAHA.

She’s goes "puppy!!! :D" And it instantly DIES IN FRONT OF HER HAHAHA.

Basically flaunting her new murder buddy Tango; the one who killed Joel multiple times LOL. While Gem deliberately encourages Skizz right in front of them. The way that Tango and Pearl both groan in disgust at that. And surprisingly I think Tango’s windcharge was the best attempt so far. Back to the 2v1 thing HAHA. And Pearl has to hear Skizz’s success right as it happens.

She got the totem!!!! Truly the Queen of Decked Out 2.

She’s so sad about the murder camel AHHAH. And of course the raid fails because the universe just likes to see Pearl suffer.

Omg she gave the totem to Impulse. PEARL!!!!

Pearl and Impulse embarked on a trapping adventure and immediately u-turned bravely when the mob swap happened LOL.

Pearl still on her pathetic wet puppy arc. Cannot get a single trap to work; it injures her and her allies instead.

Etho, Grian, and Pearl being the “cheaters” of this season was NOT what I expected.

Joel: "-kinda cruel but also hilarious." If that isn’t the theme of this series then I don’t know what is

Of course Grian puts the name Big and Bloop; he's still haunted by Mumbo. Scar really hanging around Grian a lot this episode

The sheer disbelief at Etho naming the warden and Etho playing this wildcard right. Grian leaves Skizz alone for one second and he's attacking wardens and dying to BigB’s creeper web and walking in the sky on a one-block bridge.

Bloop is the PERFECT name for an iron golem in remembrance of Mumbo.

OF COURSE THERE WAS GOING TO BE AN EVOKER AND VEXES WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE TRIAL CHAMBER!!?!?

Why did Jimmy fall for the bait. It didn’t take long did it.

0 grief for Skizz and instantly moving on to the nearest friendly. During the cheery jingley music as well. Literally said Skizz Issue!!!

Oh the illusioner! That’s a rare one. Yep, called the stuck in the ender pearl stasis chamber issue last episode.

The way Jimmy nearly swore at BigB. And how Scar casually offers to go red to match his teammates. Even did Grian’s "uh-oh! spaghettio!" phrase.

Jimmy just got two-shotted by Bloop that was on his leash. His outrage at Skizz’s carelessness is matched by everyone else on the server.

Lizzie’s “Do you hear what I hear?” sounds like a professional voice acting line in a horror genre omg.

The group delight in Skizz's final death!

Bdubs: "You don’t even have a bow…. Alright then go play Minecraft." He has the same tone of voice, matter-of-factly stating how Tango broke the rules by windcharging Skizz, as when he did to Scar in Limited Life when he TNT minecarted AFK Grian and Cleo.

Tango must still be riding the redemption of the previous episode because he’s noticing things before anyone else; figured out the mechanic and how to stay safe from early on; experienced the butt scooting murder buddy camel; didn’t get caught in any of the 5 traps (especially Lizzie’s), and spectacularly won his beef with Skizz. He was basically involved with all the major things and had a front row seat of the funny events this episode (Skizz and Martyn). All because today is his turn to be leader. Tango Villain Arc was what he needed all along.

Of course Tango fell into the obvious hole in the bridge.

Of course it was Tango windcharging Skizz off. Absolutely no one was surprised. Foretold and lampshaded. Not even a dramatic foreshadowing - it’s just a simple logical conclusion. Twice now Tango windcharged that same location and Grian’s teammate died. Twice now that Tango killed Skizz against the rules by making him fall to his death when he shouldn’t be so high in the first place. Twice now that Skizz died from someone windcharging him AT THE EXACT SAME LOCATION. Truly how many times must we teach you this lesson old man.

Martyn's windcharge on Skizz with 100% hilarity and 0 regrets LOL. HE JUST WALKED INTO LIZZIE TRAP FULLY AWARE AND EXPLODED TO BITS. ETHO SAID THE “I WISH HE WAS BETTER AT THE GAME” AT THE FUNERAL LOL

THE TIMING OF MARTYN FALLING FOR LIZZIE’S TRAP!!

BIGB GOING FULL REVENGE ON SKIZZ WITH THE SAME TRICK AT THE SAME PLACE LOOOOL. AND THEN HE DIES TO WILDCARD BECAUSE HIS ARMOR IS OFF TOO LOOOOOL. THE KARMA. He was SO RIGHT to be cautious during the mob swap - the moment he relaxes a vindicator spawns in and just executes him immediately. Incredible irony.

Even Skizz knew it was a bad idea bad he kept on doing it. His bad luck really does rub off on everyone else. Wait Martyn got Skizz to red with a windcharge? And Skizz didn’t learn his lesson??? Bruh. And of course he attacked the warden and immediately regretted it.

Impulse a professional 3rd wheeler this season: Pearl and Gem, 3G.

The poor inventory management is going get someone killed I reckon. Wait is the random ender crystal replacing a mob actually a thing or was it just BigB?

[thornybubbles]

Playing Minecraft with the Stardust Crusaders

**Note: Originally I was going to have this be a story with just Kakyoin, but I decided to add the rest of the Stardust Crusaders. Also I decided to just do headcanons instead of writing a full story. I’ve been writing a lot of dark yandere stuff and I just wanted a break. So here’s something wholesome. PS. Polnareff’s part was my favorite to write. XD **

Joseph

He may be an old man, but he’s not completely out of touch when it comes to the concept of video games. It takes him a little bit to learn how to play, but once he gets the hang of it, there’s no stopping him. Joseph’s building skills are pretty basic. He’s more interested in the survival and exploration elements of Minecraft. Once he gets his house built, he does a little mining to get a full set of iron armor, weapons, and tools and then he’s off to explore. He’s almost never seen around the main base and spends most of his time many, many blocks away, discovering cool things. He will often ask questions about things he’s unfamiliar with and you explain it to him. Sometimes he hardly speaks at all because he’s too enamored with all the stuff he’s discovering. 

Then there was the “Creeper Incident”. Joseph made the mistake of doing some exploring at night instead of going to sleep like a good little Minecrafter. 

“Hey, what’s this freaky green thing?” he asked you. 

“Freaky green thing? What kind of freaky green thing?” you said, wanting some specifics. 

“It looks like a depressed cactus,” he explained. 

Uh oh.

“Oh! That’s a cr---!” 

There was a distant explosion followed by Joseph screaming, “Oh my God! Son of a bitch!!!” 

After that, something changed in Joseph’s play style. He went from explorer to monster hunter. Angry at having been blown up and losing all his stuff, he goes on a vendetta to destroy all creepers. And why stop there? Zombies, spiders,skeletons or any other creature of the night that crosses his path were quickly dealt with. He goes deep into learning brewing, armor and weapon enchanting, and anything else he can think of to give him an edge against the hostile mobs. With Avdol’s help he builds a battle tower and protective wall around the base. He has very big dreams about taking out the Ender Dragon. 

Joseph is a bit of a jack of all trades when it comes to Minecraft. He may not be the best builder but he has a lot of creative ideas that help all of you with whatever projects you might be working on, especially when it comes to base defense and monster fighting.

Jotaro

He only ever plays when either you or one of the other Crusaders asks him to. When he first spawned in he wasn’t too impressed. He had a hard time figuring out what he wanted to do. At first, he doesn’t bother building a house or anything and just bums around his grandpa’s house. He makes a snide comment about how Joseph’s house is just a big, wooden block with one window and a door. Joseph grumbles something about how his house didn’t need to be pretty, just practical. Joseph ends up being the one to teach Jotaro how to play, while you occasionally interject to mention something Joseph may have forgotten about. Jotaro just responds with non-committal grunts and wanders around the base, checking things out. 

Eventually, he goes off on his own to explore and find somewhere nearby to build a house. He hasn’t collected any resources, has no tools, or crafted a weapon of any kind when he starts exploring. You try to warn him that he should at least get a wooden sword to defend himself with, but he ignores you. It isn’t until night comes and he is nearly killed by zombies that he finally decides to get some wood and stone and make some basic tools. He still hasn’t found a decent place to build yet, though.  

After he’s wandered around for about 4 in-game days, he comes across a village. Jotaro watches the villagers run around, doing their thing, and is bemused at their silly appearance and sounds. But when nighttime comes and zombies start attacking them, Jotaro feels he’s found his purpose in the game. Somebody has to protect these dumb looking guys and it may as well be him. He teams up with Avdol and Joseph (who is a little miffed that someone found a village before he did) to form a “Village Security Team”. While Avdol fixes the village up by patching holes in walkways, correcting poorly spawned buildings, and starting work on building a monster proof wall around the village, Jotaro and Joseph stay up at night to fight off the monsters. 

Eventually, Jotaro builds a massive fortress near the village and Avdol attaches the wall to it. This fortress serves as Jotaro’s home and the village becomes the secondary base for you guys. Joseph jokingly calls him “King JoJo” and “Your Highness” which usually has Jotaro grumbling under his breath. He spends most of his days decorating or improving either the fortress or the village itself. When he’s not doing that, he’s usually tagging along on one of his Grandfather’s adventures. 

Kakyoin

The redstone wizard of the group. Noriaki’s beaten the game a few times already, but only recently started messing around with redstone contraptions. He set up an automated farm that both harvests and replants crops as well as a huge mineshaft with minecarts set up so that they returned to the surface to be unloaded whenever players filled them up with resources.

As innovative as he is, though, he often uses his redstone skills to be an absolute troll. And usually, his victim is you. That’s not to say that he hasn’t pranked any of the others yet, it’s just that you’re his favorite target. It’s kinda your fault though. It started back when you first started playing Minecraft together and you might have, possibly, sorta, kinda, completely un-accidentally pilfered a diamond or two from one of his chests. He knew you were the culprit because there wasn’t anyone else in the game at the time but the two of you. He didn’t call you out on it, though, assuming that you would replace the diamonds as soon as you got a chance. You never did. While you actually did have every intention of returning the diamonds to him, you just forgot about it. It didn’t help that you later developed a habit of helping yourself to whatever you found in his chests instead of going out and getting the resources for yourself. Hey, it was easier and it saved time!

Nori never said a word about it, instead opting to quietly plan his revenge. One day you went down into his storage basement to grab some cobblestone from one of his chests. You were only going to grab a stack or two and make a mental note (for the hundredth time) to replace whatever you took, but knowing that you’d probably forget. When you opened the chest, though, you didn’t find any cobblestone. Instead you found yourself staring into the sullen face of a creeper, its warning hiss in your ears. You let out a shriek of terror and braced yourself for the inevitable explosion, but it never came. You examined the “creeper” again only to see that it was nothing more than an armor stand wearing a creeper head and green dyed leather armor. It was inside of a minecart that was cleverly hidden behind the chest. You just stared at it as your brain slowly came to the conclusion that you’d just been pranked. 

“Ah, I see you found my theft deterrent.” Noriaki said, amusement clear in his voice. “It’s a nifty little project I found online called the ‘creeper in a box’ prank.” 

You can’t even say anything. He got you good and you know it. You made it a point to stay out of his storage basement from then on. 

It doesn’t stop there though. That one little incident unleashed Noriaki’s inner troll and you’re the one who gets to suffer for it. From filling your house with dirt blocks to slowly rearranging your decorations over time to see how long it would take for you to notice, Noriaki just seems to love messing with you. You have to admit that while his pranks are annoying, they are pretty funny and too clever for you to really get mad at. Your “favorite” was when he hid a bunch of note blocks under your house and arranged them to play a certain song when you opened the front door. 

“Nori, why is my house Rick Rolling me?” you demand of him, annoyed but admittedly amused. 

“Why are you asking me?” he says, playing dumb. 

He knows what he did. 

You eventually do give him his diamonds back in hopes that will appease him. It does… for a little while at least. 

Avdol

The master builder. Before being invited to play Minecraft with you guys, he’d never really played a video game before. But there was something about the building mechanics of the game that awakened something within him, possibly nostalgia for those calm times with building blocks when he was a little kid. Whatever the case, Avdol takes to building like a pro and all without any YouTube tutorials, too. You want a medieval style bakery? You got one. Want a modern bungalow? He’ll do it. Giant fire breathing demon chicken to put in the middle of the base? You can envision the weird looks he wants to give you, but he’ll make one of those, no problem. His best projects are the ones he does on his own, though, with no guidance and with minimal suggestions. 

Due to his building skills, he finds himself constantly busy within the game as someone always has some kind of building project they want help with. He even offered to improve Joseph’s plain block house. The old man told him to do whatever he pleased and then went off to go treasure hunting with Jotaro and Kakyoin. When Joseph came back he found his simple home had been converted into a deceptively cute cabin. While Joseph was impressed enough with how cozy it looked, Avdol revealed that the cabin had a secret, a well hidden secret chamber that appealed to Joseph's inner superhero fanboy. He had his very own secret lair now (yeah, it’s not really a secret if everybody on the server knows about it, but let the old man dream)!

Over time, Avdol has added things here and there to the base to keep things from looking so plain. He’s added a decorated pond for fishing and just a place to hang out. There’s also a meeting area for when the whole gang gets together right before going on an adventure (brings back bittersweet memories. At least this time there’s no danger of anyone actually dying.). 

And yes, he even added that giant fire breathing demon chicken statue you wanted so badly. Your odd tastes aside, Avdol managed to make the abomination of a statue look rather cool and stylized. Kakyoin wants it to be the mascot for your group. It ends up being put on any and all banners for the base, much to Avdol’s chagrin. 

Every time he gets online with you guys he is either working on a project or starting another one. He never seems to run out of things to do. Surprisingly, his own home is rather quaint. Just a regular old farm house, but it’s very pretty. And yes, he has a chicken farm. 

Polnareff

Chaos incarnate. This man got into the game and immediately started doing everything WRONG! Digging straight down, forgetting to sleep at least once to ward off phantoms, forgetting to crouch when standing at the edge of great heights, you name it he’s messed it up. So basically just Polnareff being Polnareff. He always manages to find danger or danger finds him. Every monster in the area seems to target him specifically. On one mining trip you actually watched around five zombies shamble right past you and head straight for a very startled Polnareff. They completely ignored you! He’s died so many times that you actually put in the “keep inventory” cheat so that at the very least he stops losing all of his hard earned resources. 

Speaking of resources, when it comes to mining it’s the one thing that Jean Pierre is really, really lucky at. To the point that it makes everyone else jealous. He was the first to find diamonds and emeralds and the first to manage to get full stacks of both. You never even thought it possible to find 64 emeralds naturally, but Polnareff managed to pull it off. Joseph is quick to accuse him of cheating which results in a very childish argument between the two until you step in and explain that you were with Polnareff the whole time and he just finds diamonds and emeralds by chance. Joseph apologizes but grumbles when Polnareff laughs. Ever since then, whenever he comes across diamonds, or anything even remotely interesting, he is very obnoxious about it. 

“HEY GUYS!!! GUESS WHO FOUND EVEN MORE DIAMONDS?!!” he’ll shout in an annoying sing-song voice.

This usually results in annoyed huffs from Avdol and Kakyoin, disgruntled “Good griefs” from Jotaro, not-so-humble requests for him to stop bragging like an asshole from Joseph, and a threat or two from you that if he didn’t stop rubbing your faces in it, you would shove him into the nearest lava pit. This always earns a mischievous giggle or two from him. He’s so full of himself about it. He does make up for it though, when he crafts full sets of diamond armor for you all. For all his arrogant bragging, he’s really rather generous with his finds. If any of you need diamonds or emeralds he’s the first to offer up his stash. After all, he has so many, why shouldn’t he share? ~ ❤

Whenever he goes mining, you usually tag along. You say that it’s so you can help him carry his loot, but actually it’s because you’re his self appointed babysitter. Just like in real life, it just isn’t a good idea for him to run off by himself. You never say that out loud though because you know how sensitive he is about being danger-prone. Besides he likes having you along and the two of you end up as mining buddies almost every time you play. Sometimes Kakyoin joins you as he’s always in need of redstone and other materials for his contraptions (it’s important to note that Polnareff is Kakyoin’s second favorite trolling victim and it always makes you nervous whenever he tags along because you never know if he’s up to something or just genuinely wants to collect resources.). 

Whenever you and Polnareff go off on your own to do anything, the rest of the Crusaders server prepares their poor ears for the inevitable screaming and swearing that will follow. Something happens to you whenever you pair up with Polnareff. Your brain power seems to get cut in half and the two of you end up becoming an unintentional comedy duo that has everyone else either laughing or, in Jotaro’s case, muting you for being “too damn loud”. 

There was one time that Polnereff was digging a strip mine that ended up leading right into the Deep Dark and the Warden’s territory. You can probably guess what happened. Before you could warn him, Polnareff’s antics end up summoning the Warden and the monster kills you both before either of you have a chance to panic. This results in Polnareff seeking revenge (or trying to) and going all the way back to the Deep Dark to fight the Warden again (and dragging you along each time), and (both of you) dying again. This happens about three more times before he actually manages to defeat the Warden only to find out that he doesn’t get any kind of reward for it (other than bragging rights, which believe me, he takes advantage of). 

On a minor note, Polnareff’s inventory is always extremely unorganized. Whether referring to his personal inventory or his storage chests his inventory is in shambles. There’s no rhyme or reason for where he places things in his hotbar and sometimes he’ll end up hitting monsters with a stick or block of glass rather than his sword. He also has a bad habit of using the wrong tool for certain jobs, such as using his pickaxe on dirt instead of his shovel and it drives more organized players like Kakyoin and Avdol insane. 

BONUS:

Iggy

(We’re assuming that the little gremlin lives with you) While he can’t exactly play video games for obvious reasons, he does kinda like watching you play, but that’s only if he’s not trying to take a nap (you’re kinda noisy). Most of the time he just plops down in his comfy spot and watches you struggle to survive in what he mentally calls the “stupid human block game”. He is really amused whenever you and Polnareff team up because watching you two together is comedy gold. Sometimes, when you’re playing alone, he’ll wait for you to be exploring a dark, creepy cave and suddenly bark very loudly for no reason, causing you to very nearly jump out of your skin. 

Iggy: “BARK!”

You scream, swear, and jump back so hard that your headset falls off. Your mouse has been practically thrown across the room. You turn around and glare at the little brat. 

“IGGY!” you shout accusingly. 

The cheeky little doggo runs out of the room making sounds that can be interpreted as the canine equivalent of snickering.

[lovelycrimsonredsnow]

(the brain somewhat braining)

Yandere Minecraft headcanons (part 1)

💧 ~Lapis~💧

(The drowned)

💧 you first found this poor baby sulking under a tree in a near by river.

💧 It was rather strange, you were new to Minecraft and so far every entity you've come across has been hostile. Either they didn't notice you or it was a docile mob? Who knows, you just kept collecting sugar cane and hoped it wouldn't see you.

💧 you couldn't help but feel as if you were being stared at, you turn on your heel to leave...that's when you saw it staring at you...from a distance.

💧you gained a burst of confidence and decided to test whether it would attack you or not. You ran up to them and just stood there for a few. Nothing happened surprisingly, they just stared at you with their dark blue eyes.

"so uh...you gonna attack me...?"

" 👁️👄👁️"

💧stare™

💧 so yah...that how your first meeting went.

💧 yet ever since then you would repeatedly return to that river after a long day of mining to just chill with your new drowned friend. You would either bring a book with you and read to them or would try to teach them how to fish.

💧one time you tried to teach them to read/talk but learned quickly that they...couldn't speak.

"ok now what does this say?"

*drowned noises*

"...nvm then"

💧every time you brought a new book from a new adventure they'd lean against you while you read to them, both of their skinny cold arms linked around one of yours.

💧 they were always calm and quiet, a refreshing change of pace compared to those caves...

💧they didn't start being a problem till one day you mentioned moving to another not to near by forest for better resources.

💧 things went down hill from there

💧 forget being all nice and calm they continued to get aggressive whenever you showed signs of leaving them. They couldn't let that happen...you're the only good thing thats ever happened to them! How dare you want to leave them!

💧 it got so bad you had to move your base to the plains that were right across from the normal meet up spot.

💧 every night they would trudge from the cold wet depths and watch you sleep through the window.

💧 they even attempted to get in once....but you had an iron door so they couldn't get through.

💧 one day they decided if they couldn't come into your house with you...you'd live with them.

💧they didn't understand why you thrashed around so much or why you eventually stopped moving when they pulled you under.

Where you would forever be....with them.

[kittzuxp]

Intro post!!!

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About me

Hi hello, you can call me kittzu/kittz/dream/drem or dremzyzz. I use any pronouns in all languages!! Also i am greek🇬🇷🇬🇷

I am a minor‼️‼️ DONT BE WEIRD.

My fav colors are black, red and teal :3

My fav animals are cats, frogs and bats :33

Yk what. I. Am. Done with gender. Genderfluid, lesbian and aspec (probably aceflux, aegosexual and demiromantic) . If u don’t like it FUCK OFF WHAT R U DOING HERE

I can be pretty shy sometimes but always open to making new friends!! (・・;)

Dnis/ do not interacts: z00s,p3d0s, homophobes, transphobes, TERFS, MAPS, racists, xenophobes, anti-therians, anti-furries, radqueers, proshippers, 'superstarights' etc and any hate groups in general.

Also @/guess-who-69 sorry

🇵🇸🍉 FREE PALESTINE

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Fandoms & interests

I like reading (warriors) and drawing, but also browsing the tube. Oh and comics can't forget about those (currently reading homestuck)

I am in a loooot of fandoms but not really active in them cuz… most of them are dead..

BUT!! I have a couple of things that are currently rotting my brain (fandoms I'm hyperfixating on + active fandoms)

Brain rot real

Stardew Valley [foams at the mouth my brain is rotting]

Twomp/ the world of mr plant

Regretevator

Mob psycho 100

Sofita / johnypeace, thanakios [IF YK THIS ONE FOLLOW ME IMMEDIATELY AND DM ME SOMI CAN FOLLOW U TOOO]

Homestuck [NEW!]

Active

Ghost eyes

Sally face

The song of achilles

Ouk an lavois para tou mi ehontos (if you know this one lets get married/j)

Lacey games

Clan gen (warriors fan game by @/officialclangen)

Tgcf

Diary of a wimpy kid [doawk fanfics: Dysfunctional perspective, Rodrick's secret on the loader diper subreddit]

Unfamiliar (comic by lavendertowne pls go read it)

OMORI

Deathnote

Webtoons(/tapas) [Jackson's diary, Castle swimmer, Your wings and mine <- go read these they're awesome]

KinitoPET

Ramshackle [The webtoon & yt series]

Inactive

Warriors

Ninjago

God troubles me!

An extremely goofy movie

The Boiled One Phenomenon (PHEN-228 is my pookie ❤❤)

Salad fingers

Minecraft (the game)

Helluva boss

South park

Deltarune & undertale

The amazing digital circus‼️

Fionna and cake

Stranger things ☹️☹️ (I'm trying to not to associate the actors with the characters as to not ruin the show 4 me. I will be boycotting s5 tho)

Sonic prime

Heartstopper

Batim

Toh

Sr pelo’s content in general [spooky month and the mokey series]

Saiki k

Good omens

YuB (a youtuber, please go sub to him he’a so silly)

Love, Sam (indie horror game)

Former yandere simulator fan. After the shit with yandev happen i don’t support any of his content anymore.

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Socials & tags

My discord is: forknifeistrash#1419

My wattpad: apersonyoudontknow7

My Ao3: Kittzuxp_the_pidgeon

My Artfight >ω<

Sideblogs: @lovrclan-gen @ask-lovechild-au-twomp

I don’t use it very often, but i’m also on the twompcord and clan gen server. I’m not active on the servers tho..

Tags i’ll use:

Kittzu's headcannons = pretty self explaintory, headcanon I made

Kittzu's Mr plant plushie = he's here!!!!

kittzu's argos plushie = i am legally forced to put this tag under the mr plant one.

kittzuxp = reblogs and posts (fast reblogs do not count)

Kittzu’s enderman plush (i have an enderman plush, if you want any related content, i’m sorry for advertising i just love ‘em so much)

Kittzu's creeper plush (i also have a creeper plush!!!)

Kittzu doodles = any of my art

Kittzu answers asks = do I need to explain?

storytime with kittzu = me sharing my memories and expiriences with the world. I want to leave a mark that i was here and that my existance is not forgotten. Philosophical much?

kittzu's ocs = working on a masterpost abt my ocs but there's this tag too

And then just general tags of any fandom i want the post to be abt

(I might tag your username if i don’t mention you in a post, so beware)

[🔼by @/oxceen]

[selfshipping-shapeshifter]

So I kept waking up and going back to sleep during the night (and this morning) because of my cat and I had a surprising amount of dreams- like I think three different ones

One of them I was in Belle's place in Beauty and the Beast and it was at the part where Gaston is singing the mob song while I'm trying to stop him, then after a bit of running around it cuts to me with Prince Average somewhere I don't remember and I'm ranting on about the place we're hiding in and he kisses me

The next dream I was kidnapped by this lady (who had some guy with her, I couldn't tell if he was her friend, boyfriend, husband, or roommate) and when we were at their house, it was revealed that she only kidnapped me because she wanted my cat (who was wandering around in another room) and I remember my dream self being disappointed she wasn't like- a yandere in love with me or something, so I was subtly planning my escape cause "well this kidnapping is boring :/" and while I was thinking about what to do, she's like "c'mon, we're going out to get groceries"

The last dream I remember I was with a group of people (I think some of them were fictional characters but I don't remember who most of them were) and I think Sam from Sam and Cat was there (and ICarly but this was taking place during Sam and Cat) and Han Solo from Star Wars who joined our group during the dream when we were escaping the cops- I'll get into that later, and he was shocked when he saw someone who looked like him in our group, who was another character that his actor played (I think it was Indiana Jones). So I don't remember too much about how it started other than what I just said, but we somehow make it to a county fair and someone in a group said to lay low and hide in the crowd, so I snuck away and stole a Scream jacket and a Super Mario Bros book to hide behind while I walked around. The cops who were chasing us, I don't remember why they were doing it but I think it was because there were actual fictional characters in my group and that shouldn't be possible, so they were chasing us down to find out how that happened or something. So I climb into a playground and climb up to the top to get away and I slid down the slide and kept walking. Then, the dream transformed from realistic with a cool plot to a Minecraft with a different plot?? I was still being chased by something but I was building a base to get to safety. The best way I could describe the thing chasing me was the Wither Storm in Story Mode but at a much smaller scale and with a slightly different design

I know I had a few more dreams but I don't remember it, but I know I saw Beetlejuice in one dream but I don't remember what he was doing or what was going on

[therummonster]

What type of minecraft player do you think some of the rockymedia characters would be? (Any series really)

(A few examples of types of Mc players are : The miner - stays in the mines most of the time and has a lot of ores and stone, Redstone contraption creator - master at using Redstone and uses it in most of their builds, The builder - Has the nicest build and almost every block resource in the game, Stays up all night playing minecraft - Always tired and sometimes gets nothing done or gets a bunch of stuff done, i can name more examples if needed :D /nf)

I feel like Ryan(any of them probably) would be the type of person to make lava traps, thats just my opinion tho, I wanna hear ur thoughts on this :3

ryan griefs {basically all of them, the difference is just the severity}

tina might do fetch quests mostly {she's also probably more so on the game completion side of things than the others}

goldy gets on every month+ but when she does, something's going to happen. either 250 peters{the flamingo} will be around the world, a walking structure, or just all of your gold is gone because she has a bit where she's the gold goblin-

ucm {i've watched his stuff mostly, he's my favorite character, of course it's going to vary.} farmer: builds and redstone, mostly builds. monster: game exploits+ friends: completionist daycare: fetch quest academy: trying to make a nice base heroes: survival player taking his time playing playground: teams up with one of the others scp: bunch of strange challenges, like collecting every mob. yandere: structure hunting/too lazy to build a base so goes off to modify one

peter, survival player that experiments.

[ffxvficrec]

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[yandere-daydreams]

Requests open tomorrow, but tonight, I plan on being as selfish as possible. No one asked for this, no one wanted it, and yet, I give you all some of my favorite Minecraft Mobs as Modern Yanderes. 

TW: Emotional Manipulation, Stalking and Kidnapping. 

Picrews: Creeper, Zombie, Skeleton, and Enderman. 

Type: Creeper

Name: Everett Warrens

Bio:

~He tries to look tough, but don’t be fooled. This man is the softest of them all.

~Everett is definitely an Obsessive, in terms of how much he needs to be around you alone. He’ll try to push you away, at first, to cross his arms and grit his teeth and go on for hours about how he doesn’t need anyone else, but all the complaining in the world won’t stop him from gravitating to your side. Not that he tries to keep himself away, after a while. 

~It’s awful, how many different sides of him you bring out. He swears you’re a breath of fresh air, something to help him calm down and relax, but for all his promises and rationalizations, he can be so… explosive, when you’re around. It’s directed outwardly, most of the time, towards a stranger he’s deemed a threat or a friend of yours he doesn’t care for, but regardless of the reason, you’re always pressed to his side and you always bear the brunt of his anger. He’ll never stop asking why you flinch whenever he yells, though.

~After his initial aversion wears off (and before it does, really), you’ll never be apart from him. He puts a lot of value on physical affection, so even when you’re scared and crying and he knows he’s the cause, he’ll still be pressed into your side, refusing to acknowledge your need for space. Everett wants to be near you, so you have to want to be near him, right? He’d just be so angry if he found out you didn’t, and you don't want him to be angry, do you?

~Look at that face. He’s a vegan. Probably has a garden or some shit. Fucking vegan.

~He cares about you, but he can’t express it, he refuses to express it. He doesn’t know how and he’s not going to try, leaving you desperately attempting to figure out whether he wants to kiss you or kill you, that day. But, as long as you love him and trust him and never leave him, things should be fine, you should be fine. Or… you’ll be fine until his next temper tantrum, at least. 

Type: Skeleton

Name: Riley Delgado

Bio:

~You’ll like him, that’s the worst part. He just seems like a really, really good kid. 

~For all intents and purposes, Riley is one of the more normal Yanderes. A little off, a little quiet, but it’s nothing you can’t write off as your nervous friend being… nervous, for lack of a better way to put it. He seems to operate at a respectful distance, to let you live your life while he focuses on his own. He seems to, of course. You should know how these things tend to go, by now. 

~Riley is slow to approach you. He waits and watches, learning and looking for any weak spots you might have before starting to consider how he might be able to exploit them. It’s a meticulous process, for him, one that could take days, weeks, months depending on how private you insist on being, but don’t worry. It’s all worth it, in the end, when he gets to see how bright your smile is when you realize just how well the two of you get along, after all his hard work.

~Gaslighting will be big in your relationship. He positions himself as your shoulder to cry on, the only support you’ll ever need. Everyone else is wrong, by default, everyone else is bad. They’re the ones hurting you, not Riley, never Riley, he couldn’t if he wanted to. Even if you can find a fault in everyone else, he’s impeccable. He doesn’t have to isolate you, you’ll do it on your own, pushing everyone else away and relying more and more on him. I mean, why wouldn’t you? Riley’s the only person you can really trust, he’s said so himself. And Riley has never been wrong.

~That’s not to say he’ll never take a more direct route, though. Once he’s sure you rely on him, he’ll let his possessive side shine through, even if he’s still subtle about it. He doesn’t want to push you away, but he lets himself indulge, lets himself get greedy. Touches only bordering on platonic, comments that don’t seem so friendly�� little things, just to reinforce how much you need him. How much he needs you, too.

~He’s on the clumsier side. It wouldn’t be bad on its own, but mixed with a passion for archery and a love for the sharpest arrows he can find, the end result is a little problematic. 

~Don’t struggle, and everything should be fine. Riley is controlling, manipulative, but he’s not cruel. He doesn’t want to make you miserable, but he’s hyper-aware of his ability to do so, proud of it, even. It’s why resistance is so futile. By the time you decide to test his patience, he’ll probably be itching to see how much he can really take from you.

Type: Zombie

Name: Ezra Steele

Bio: 

~Terrible. Awful. The worst. He can be blown away by a strong breeze, and yet, you’re the one in his basement. 

~The biggest creep of the bunch, absolutely. Chances are, you’ve only had a handful (most likely less) before he decides he’s head over heels, whole-heartedly, completely in love. He thinks you’re just the cutest! He doesn’t know how anyone manages to hold himself back when they’re infatuated, and he certainly isn’t going to try. You’ll know that better than most, by the end of it. Just… trust me. You will.

~What he does could almost be called stalking, if you’re generous. He hits all the major milestones you’d expect, but he makes no attempt to hide his intentions. In fact, it wouldn’t be wrong to say he wants you to know he’s there, whether that acknowledgment comes in the form of a note left in your closet, thanking you for the garments he ‘borrowed’, or on the rare occasions he cooks for you, letting you find whatever you’ve been craving ready and waiting by the time you come home. He’d like to think you appreciate him, despite how quickly you discard anything he makes.

~Probably leaves lingerie on your doorstep. He’s gross, like that. His ‘gifts’ will only get worse if you bother to take it inside. 

~Ezra isn’t one for planning, but luckily, he doesn’t shy away from violence, usually leaning towards the path of least resistance. If you struggle when he thinks it’s time to ‘take the next step’ in your relationship, then so be it, he knows you’ve always been so shy about these things. A loose brick is just as good as any proper sedative, in his opinion, even if you always seem so fussy when you wake up.

~He’s that vile mixture of delusional and terribly apathetic. He’ll go on and on about how much he loves you, how happy the two of you are together, but that doesn’t stop him from going whatever he has to urge to, regardless of how you feel about it. Just try not to complain too much, when it comes to the way he treats you. Ezra tends to fall out of love as quickly as he falls into it.

Type: Enderman

Name: Zacharia Garcia

Bio: 

~He’s a sweetheart, I promise. He’ll kidnap you then cry when you yell at him, but I promise, he’s a sweetheart.

~It helps that he's very, very lucid. He knows his feelings are more intense than they should be, but as much as he tries to push them down, they keep bubbling up, boiling over, resurfacing stronger and darker than ever before. As much as he tries to think rationally and keep you as far from him as possible, he breaks as soon as he sees your smile or hears your laugh, hell, the right look could make him fall apart. It’s almost funny, how the smallest thing can make a grown man shatter like a pane of glass. 

~He’s harsh with himself, but Zacharia’s nothing but gentle, when it comes to. Regardless of how mad you make him, what you yell or how loudly you scream, the most he’ll do is hush you and tighten your restraints, only using a gag when he can’t stand to hear another word. It’s selfish of him, really. He doesn’t want to think of your relationship as anything less than perfect, so he does his best to get it as close as possible. Of course, his standards waver from time to time, but that’s only natural. You can hardly hold it against him. 

~The only thing that makes him angry, really angry, is violence. You can hit him, tear up your room, rip one of the many, many gifts he’s brought home for you to shreds, but as long as it’s physical and messy and unignorable, it’ll set him off. The most you can do is hide and hope he blows off some steam before confronting you. He doesn’t expect you to be happy, but he can’t stand the idea that you’re not trying just as hard as he is to make this work. It's just rude, honestly. 

~Those glasses are useless, by the way, he hasn’t had his prescription checked in years. If you ever ask him to read something, he’ll probably pretend to scan over the same page for a few minutes before handing it back and whining until you read it to him.

~He’s like a well-trained pet. He might be intimidating, at first, but as soon as you show him some love and prove you can behave, the only thing he ever wants to do is be with you. And if you can’t make the first step… he’ll deal with it. He’s never been the affectionate type, but he’s sure that if he proves he can take care of you, you’ll have to come around, eventually. Even if he has to make an effort to persuade you, from time to time.

[running-with-kn1ves]

Hello it's me Minecraft anon to give you something I found out. So last night I was playing Minecraft and I saw there was skeletons was in this little Lake I had. I had to see if they would come up to the door like zombies and creepers. They didn't come up to the door. So that just fueled the idea of player constantly opening and closing the door sticking their body halfway out it and skeleton to start coming to them before they close the door.

Literally yandere vibes. Honestly-- the interactions between mobs and the player in minecraft give way to so many possible ideas dude--

I love the idea that instead of following the player immediately like creepers and zombies, skeletons kind of... wait it out. They watch from a distance, moving closer ever so slowly, but not enough for their darling to notice. Skeletons just...stare. They might be more violent than the rest, but they aren't brash.

They know better than to immediately break the player, or shoot them without cause. While zombies and creepers are destined to break houses and hit their darlings on accident, skeletons wait until the right moment to strike.

And eventually, when the player forgets their door is open, or that a part of their house isn't built yet, the mob doesn't hesitate to make their move. It's so easy, why even bother banging on the door or breaking blocks to get to them when the entrance is wide open?

Like enderman, I believe they can be rather sneaky, very stalker-ish under trees, avoiding the daylight.

[softyandereblog]

Bro,,,yandere enderman tho,,,,,,i have so many lore thoughts about minecraft in the first place lmao so yandere enderman makes me so,,,,,,askdmdmdmdm,,,,because of ender"man" im going to use he/him pronouns but i can always edit that

he saw you during a mining trip, you were near the lava, and it illuminated your face and your calloused hands as you wiped your forehead of sweat

you looked up at him, and immediately dropped your pickaxe, running up your passageway

for some reason, he didn't feel angry

he knelt down, and picked up your tool, examining it

why didn't he feel aggravated? humans didn't have the ability to look his kind in the eyes without consequence, as you obviously knew when you ran from your mine

so he was curious

he didn't have much to do with the End being taken over by the dragon, so he had plenty of time on his hands to sate his curiosity

so he followed the mine, teleporting into the crevices that were tall enough for him to fit in until he made it to the surface

your house was nice, he decided

it was comfortable, and you made it tall enough for him

he left your pickaxe on the doorstep

but he didn't leave

no, he watched you for months, meticulously eyeing the way you gardened, your favorite foods, the wolf you tamed

you were so diligent in your work, and it reminded him of his people before the dragon

you were like them in spirit, if not body

but still, body was important. he noticed he was getting concerned a few weeks in. you didn't stop. you had some breaks, sure, but you kept going

you were so small, so fragile, your body was going to break

he started dropping off gifts. he wasn't entirely sure why, but hopefully you'd see them as from your wolf, right?

the thought felt weird to him, but he ignored it.

raw meat was the best he could do, he realized, if he went to the End to get chorus fruit, he might not return

and something about not seeing your pretty face made him upset

you accepted his gifts, and the smile you wore as you thanked your wolf made his heart ache

you should be thanking him, he decided. he wants your attention

it took a great deal of talking himself up, the warbles of the End tongue disconcerting the mobs around him, but he did teleport into your house, on the top floor

you weren't home, but he wondered when you would be

he waited, sitting on your bed

End, why did it smell so good?

he snuggled into the pillow, and felt himself come to a realization

you accepted his gifts, you looked at him. you smelled so, so good, and you had to need his protection

you were so small and weak after all

he was practically made for you

he was your mate

he teleported into the corner of the room to wait

you didn't know, you couldn't find him on your bed. humans were sensitive about these things

when you did come home, the image of an enderman in your house with a grass block with a flower nearly made you faint in suprise, but you lowered your gaze, and continued

the enderman garbled. he watched you lower your gaze, and while he acknowledged that it was probably a good idea, the need to know exactly what his mates eyes looked like burned inside him

he held out the block, nudging you with it

"oh, is this for me?"

you stuttered, and he found your voice much more pleasant than he had even imagined he would

he garbled out a reply, and you tentatively took the block with the flower

he retreated back to his corner to watch you admire it

of course, it was (your favorite flower) so you marveled at it, small smile interrupting the strangeness of the situation

"thank you. I'll make a pot to put it in"

he delighted in your smile. he did that, made you smile

he just knew he could make you happy

after all, you were made for each other, were you not?

soon, this began routine, a routine that meant much more to him than to you, but routine nonetheless

you would come home after a long day, and there he would be, with a flower, or a dead animal, or a block of ore

you spoke to him of your adventures and escapades, and he listened intently

you were so passionate, so lovely, so....

frustrating

you kept visiting that village, full of people, full of people that would take you away if they had the chance

you already told him of a blacksmith who had picked you flowers, presenting them sheepishly, and when he grumbled, you had giggled, stating that you liked his flowers the best

of course you did. you had too

that didn't stop him from filling your house with your favorites a day later, looking awfully proud of himself sitting in his usual corner

you were just fine alone, he didn't get why you needed to go to the village. supplies? he can get them for you if you want

but you didn't understand his warbling and grumbling, so you kept going

it wasn't his fault that the blacksmith was found dead a few days later, he assures you when you rant concerned to him

it wasn't his fault the entirety of the librarians books are suddenly in your shelves and chests.

you must have forgotten you bought all of those

he didn't do anything, he promises

and he lies

but you're so, so easy to fool when you can't understand him, when you think that he lost all his free will and thought with the dragon

but he's there to protect and guide you, so don't worry

just

please don't go to any villages anymore, alright?

after all, you only need him

[stickyvoiddiplomat]

FANFIC LIST: NO LONGER UPDATING

Complete

Deleted

Smut

CREEPYPASTA:

Camp Creepypasta (Ticci Toby x Reader) by katpad01 (complete)

DANGANRONPA:

Chat; Chat! ≫ NDRV3 x Reader by oumasai

DISNEY:

Male Emily x Reader [A Corpse Bride Fanfiction] by CamsterHale (complete)

Love Will Thaw (Male Elsa x Reader) by OneArtsyGamer03 (complete)

FNAF/FNAF FAN GAMES:

Human Fnaf x Reader by Absoladi

[The Beauty] Human Fnaf x Fem! Reader by MissYuri109

Nights To Never Forget by Alastor The Radio Demon and PoppyGirlforEddsworlds

GRAVITY FALLS:

Hope for the future (Dipper x Reader x Bill) by Smurph4253 on Wattpad

HAIKYUU:

CLASS PET|| Yandere! Karasuno (16+) by PinkDDere (complete)

HAPPY TREE FRIENDS:

Into the Labyrinth by EM on quotev

HARRY POTTER:

The Boy who Stole Their Hearts: Various Yandere Harry Potter X Male Reader by EPICNESSQUEEN21 (Deleted)

JUJUTSU KAISEN:

Kings And Queens [Jujutsu Kaisen x Reader/Reader/OC] By AlvaAckerman

CURSE ⤹ Jujutsu Kaisen by -e3xir (complete)

The Cursed Eye (Jujutsu Kaisen X Male (Kakashi) Reader) by UchihaNaruto976

K-POP:

Thirsty ( Vampire bts x reader ) by hblaithinm (complete)

Enhypen x Reader { Vampire FF } (complete)

✔ drunk dazed | enhypen by kyu-keix (complete)

MINECRAFT:

Stuck in Minecraft!Minecraft Mods x reader

Black Magic (Hostile Mobs X Reader)

MLB:

Lean on us (LukaxAdrienxReader)

Nathaniel x reader! mindflayer3000

MY HERO ACADEMIA:

Hit the Ground Running by vethera on quotev

MY INNER DEMON:

What is Love? | My Inner Demons x Reader by AnotherRainyK

PPG/RRB:

My Rowdy Love (Rowdyruff Boys x Reader) by deathismylove

SLASHERS:

LoveSick Ghostface x Reader by HolyGhostface

No mercy (ghostface x reader) by icccdreams (Smut)

SOUTH PARK:

Run Aways (Tween x Craig)

STAR VS THE FORCES OF EVIL:

Head Over Heels|| Rigel x Reader || Star Vs The Forces Of Evil by _pamelita_

TWST: 

The Pawn of Ink [Twisted Wonderland Reader Insert] by SunHareSkies

♪Enchanted♪ •Twisted Wonderland x Reader• by AiEevee16

Caught in a Fantasy by TheCrazyLazyQueen

Familiar Feeling - Youkai Twisted Wonderland Au X Reader by SophieTheWitch_ (Deleted)

Flower Boy [Various Twisted Wonderland x Male Reader] by moonlit_stories

The Castle’s Cleaning Lady - Twisted Wonderland x Reader by Mad Hatter in Denim

THE BADDEST || Twisted Wonderland x Reader by Lunaria

Yuu and the Power of Magic by writingerror on Ao3

Endless dream by Malleus Is A Cinnamon Roll

A Little Twisted by ghosteevees

Twisted Wonderland × reader: We're All Mad Here by Swimmer101Rose2

TOH:

It’s a Man’s World by Wolf Howl on Quotev

VARIOUS:

The One (Various X Reader) by Lexi_Frances08

Z OTHERS:

A Different Love //Mafia Elmo x reader by can-u-shutup

dernie; donald trump x bernie sanders by killvmaim

{💕} Joe Biden x Teruteru Hanamura by teruterusfatcock

[star-crossed-sluts]

What I Write!

Themes I Write:

-Plus Sized/Chubby/Fat Reader

-Feederism, minor petplay, stepcest, cum eating, teacher-student where both parties are 18+, hybrids, breeding, yandere, dubcon, recreational alcohol consumption, aphrodisiacs, size kink, tentacles, toys, public play, exhibitionism, vouyerism, cumdump, dacryphillia, somno, etc

What I DON'T Write:

-character x character: this is an x reader blog

-Skinny Reader, Male Reader, Female Character x Reader

-Non Con, piss/scat, cheating, angst, minor/adult relationships, mommy kink, sounding, foot fetish, armpit fetish, age play, and more to be added as necessary.

- "Aged up" minors; IRL Celebrities; Villainous; Jujitsu Kaisen; The Witcher; Demon Slayer; Sonic; Graves, Shepherd, Laswell from CoD; Any MHA characters not under Characters I Write;

Characters I Write:

Marvel Comics:

Venom/Eddie Brock, Loki, Matt Murdock, Wade Wilson, Logan Howlett

DC Comics:

Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne

My Hero Academia

Dabi, Shigaraki

Star Wars

Boba Fett, Din Djarin

Five Nights at Freddy's

Sun/Moon, Montgomery Gator

Stranger Things

Eddie Munson, Steve Harrington, Billy Hargrove

Call of Duty

Johnny MacTavish, Simon Riley, Kyle Garrick, John Price, Konig

Slashers/Dead by Daylight

Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Ghostface, Legion, Trickster

Misc.

Predator, Generic Monsters, Generic Yanderes, Minecraft Mobs, Stanley Pines

[mcyt-safespace]

Hi! We’re a new mcyt introject help blog looking for some promos maybe?

We do;

stimboards

moodboards

names

pronouns

art

confessions

playlists

web-weaving

carrd requests

ficlets (?) depends

letters

canon calls (please include a blog or turn off anon! we would prefer no meetings in our reblogs)

source questions

infodumping asks (just send in an ask talking about it, we’ll post it!)

we currently have five mods and are looking to help out introjects in the community!!  💕

Promos please?

@moobloom-kin-haven @hermit-kinhelp @hermit-kin @meowcorner @kingdom-of-kins @the--far--lands @gh0stkincafe @empire-kinhelp @kinoko-kingdom-kinhelp @trix-kins @cloudy-kin-basket @mcyt-factives @beenboo-kinhelp @endcitycollectivehelp @seamstress-kin-stop @saturnstims @dsmpkinhelp @audiokinhelp @captainpuffys-kinhelp 

Check under cut for sources we do!

DSMP

Hermitcraft (Seasons 5-9)

Origins

30 Day SMP

Outsiders SMP

SMPEarth

SMPLive

Yandere Highschool

Stacyplays series

Grian Buildswap

Traffic Series (3rd, Last, Double)

Lifesteal SMP

Stampys Lovely World

Team Crafted and adjacent

Popularmmos/Jen videos

Empires s1

Empires s2

Tales From The SMP

General Minecraft mobs and such

Artist SMP

Cogchamp

Afterlife SMP

Helsmits

Evo SMP

Karmaland

Phoenix Drop High

Bearsmp

QSMP

Yoglabs

Flux buddies

Moon Quest

Bishop’s Knifetrick

Fics:

This is about a stuffed bird

I can be the one you call

The Weight of Lies