#yandere captain Rex

[yandere-wishes]

I just found a love in your almost cult yandere clone tropes and their cyares with the Jedi blessings. I mean damn you (later than ever). I'm imagining Cody and Rex and the bad batch. Or just Cody sharing with 😉 .

You made sprout the cult follower in me.

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I'm very sorry for how all over the place this is, tried to section it off as best I could. I'm still incredibly jet lagged😭😭

I think the reason behind the Jedi giving their blessing so freely to the clones comes from an inner yearning to be loved. The Jedi know their place in the universe, know that a sentiment-free life is what they must endure. Still, if those around them can be happy, then (in a selfless way befitting a Jedi) they can be happy too. Although I'm rather curious as to what would happen if say Anakin or Obi-wan fell for the cyare of their commanders. 

Personally, I think Rex and Cody would definitely share a darling. Same with Echo and Fives (and maybe Tup too). Maybe if you REALLY  want to lean into the cult aesthetic Anon, then what if each squadron has its own cyare?? A darling shared amongst all of them (That's a lot but I'm kinda only referring to the relevant troopers from each squadron 🤣🤣) it would be super cute if all her dresses were in said squadron's colors. Kinda like a personal cheerleader for them. Anyway, I'm getting ahead of myself here lol. 

🧡💙Being Cody and Rex's darling.

💙They're both very busy men. Constantly being deployed to the front lines. Always busy with some mission or another. They've tried to make sure at least one of them is with you, so you're never alone. It doesn't work, there are always long periods of time when you are trapped in isolation. 

🧡I truly believe that Rex and Cody's cyare wouldn't really "feel" like a "cyare", per se. Sure she doesn't have any freedom and is never permitted to make any decisions on her own. But they treat her so well, give her anything she could ever want, and they never hurt her in any way. 

💙Rex and Cody are both strict, not much leniency coming from either one. They have strict rules for they're cyare, under the pretext of keeping her safe. They've seen and experienced all the cruelties of the galaxy. And they don't want ANYTHING to ever hurt you. 

🧡Cody is more affectionate. More open with embracing and kissing you. Rex is much more reserved, stiffer. Yet he can't help but melt whenever your lips push against his. 

501st sharing (Rex, Fives,Echo, Tup, Jesse, Hardcase and Kix)

It's honestly exhausting belonging to all of them. Constantly being pulled in every direction. Sure the 501st is one of the gentler squadrons per se. But they are smoldering, constantly wanting to touch you in some way. It also doesn't help that regardless of the mission one of them is left behind to "watch" you. Not so much out of a fear of you running away but more out of concern for your well-being. I wonder what would happen if Anakin began to develop feelings for this particular cyare.

As for the bad batch I've yet to watch it (Although I've only heard good things) So I can't make a full observation just yet. Although I'd like to think that Hunter and Wrecker are on the "tougher" side, using force to make their cyare submit. Tech falls more into the stalker category. Take all this with a grain of salt, these ideas will 100% change once I've actually seen the show. 

.... All this aside can you imagine Obi-Wan and Cody sharing a darling?? Or even Anakin and Rex sharing a darling?? I mean every cult needs its leader right 😉😘

[wishful-thinking-is-dumb]

Hi! Can you write a yandere story for any of the 501st clone troopers with a civilian darling? If they kidnapped them?

Apprehended - Yandere Captain Rex

You run through the dark and cluttered streets of Coruscant, the sound of multiple footsteps behind you. You fire your weapon back at your pursuers, trying to only slow them down and not kill them. If you kill then you will surely have more of a target on your back.

The neon lights of the lower city levels illuminates the path before you, and you hear the clone troopers gaining on you. They’ve been on your tail for weeks, and it seems like they have finally made their move.

Your heart is beating out of your chest, you quickly climb over a fence and down an alley. You hope that this isn’t a dead end.

You scale the alley wall as the troopers start to shoot nonlethal shots at you. One hits your leg and a wave of electricity shoots up through your body. You loose your grip and you fall to the ground.

You land on your side, pain blooming throughout your body. The sting of the stun shot makes your leg feel numb, in a painful way.

Before you can start to fire back, your gun is kicked away and you are manhandled onto your stomach.

“Suspect apprehended, over.” The trooper on top of you says as he hoisters his weapon and restrains your arms behind your back. You manage to throw a single punch at the clone before your arm is restrained again.

Your face is pushed into the ground, and you are unable to struggle any further. Two more clone troopers round the corner into the alley, a distinctive blue on their helmets and armour.

“Stay down.” The trooper above you states, still holding you down as you are handcuffed. Your leg is still painfully numb from where the stun shot hit you. You can only imagine how it would have felt if you got hit on the torso.

You are dragged to your feet, and a trooper who looks to be the leader walks up to you. He has extra marking on his trooper armour that dictates his higher rank than the other ones.

“You’re hard to track down.” The man says, his voice staticky due to his helmet. He lowers his gun and you don’t say a word to him.

“Not a talker, eh?” He comments again, his voice a little dry. He seems to be tired of chasing you all over the lower levels of Coruscant.

You have no reason to speak, you have committed no crime. You have no idea why they would be arresting you and chasing you down for weeks on end. You huff a little as you are pushed forward by the lower ranking trooper out of the alley.

“Take ‘em to the convoy, make sure she doesn’t slip her cuffs, Echo.” The higher ranking trooper speaks as you are dragged away by the upper arm.

“Aye, captain.” The trooper who is dragging you says. You exit the alley you had run into, limping slightly due to the numbness in your leg. The trooper notices this but makes no comment nor does he attempt to make walking easier for you by slowing down.

You can only hope that someone explains the situation to you soon, and why you are suddenly a wanted criminal. Maybe that higher ranking clone trooper has something to do with it…

[professional-yearner]

First yandere clone edit (specifically Rex for this one)! Voice comes from the fakeyou software!

[phoenixyfriend]

I have another AU. Whoo!

Saw a youtube thumbnail that caused some free association...

And imagined an odd little Setting where a bored Padme orders a like… LMD-style droid that looks and acts mostly human, because she's lonely and wants to pretend she has a boyfriend, and then the box arrives and she puts the 'droid' together like it's an IKEA bookshelf, and it wakes up and introduces itself as "Anakin Skywalker."

And so Padme starts living out this idyllic fantasy with a live-in househusband that's mostly like a butler that she can cuddle at night. Maybe sex happens maybe not. Doesn't matter. Mostly just Padme indulging in some relaxing fantasy time.

And then he gets a virus and goes Vader mode, and she has to fight for her life against her robot boyfriend.

(Padme has a date with this dashing young captain in the army who made a comment about how he's a bit uncomfortable with the droid boyfriend he saw in a linen closet.)

Little bit of "Megan," little bit of like… idk Disney's "Smart House" or any other movie where the robot starts thinking it's human, gets yandere about the love interest, and decides to do murder about it.

@atagotiak said: Maybe the virus or glitch or whatever isn't obvious immediately, just when she starts to maybe be interested in a human…

So yeah, the virus isn't super noticeable at first, buuuut then Rex shows up and. Well.

As @jebiknights put it:

Captain Rex being weird about the robot boyfriend is great Yes he's pretty but why is he here why is he in your closet just why

She was LONELY and she DOESN'T TRUST MEN because they keep trying to STEAL STATE SECRETS FROM HER DATAPADS, okay?

Her last real relationship was with Clovis, who was getting bribed to steal information on legislation she was drafting for tech safety stuff.

"My last boyfriend was slicing into my private servers to violate republic security and I was paranoid about that so I got a robot boyfriend." "Couldn't he slice in even more easily?" "I mean probably, but he can't really be bribed and I had a friend go through his code to make sure he didn't have any external loyalties, so he wouldn't."

The friend was R2-D2, which is great, buuuuuut Anakin not having any outside loyalties doesn't prevent his firewalls from getting fucked up.

jebiknights:

Omg r2d2 and Anakin mega best friends in this Artoo LOVES harassing high strung droids

I think somehow she and Rex manage to neutralize Anakin without 'killing' him and he? ends up in the care of Obi-Wan? I don't know why or how or what's going on but Anakin ends up latching on to Obi-Wan like a dog to the owner that's the most generous with the treats.

It could end with murdering the evil bot, but I think it's funny for him to just end up Obi-Wan's problem. Like always.

Padme: This droid is uh. Well he's designed to be a boyfriend? To deal with being lonely? Please don't judge me. Obi-Wan: I don't, uh. I don't need a boyfriend. I just need to figure out what happened in the code to cause this so we can let the manufacturer know. Padme, embarrassed: Listen, you can probably just leave him shut down in a corner or something, I'm just worried that trying to deactivate him entirely could reactivate the murder mode? Anyway, mostly he just wants… you know… to sleep in my bed and make dinner and stuff. So you can probably keep him happy while you investigate the issue by just letting him cook for you or something. Obi-Wan: I don't know that I'm comfortable with letting a designed-for-romance droid sleep in my bed with me. Anakin, gauging Obi-Wan's face for his age: I do not need to be a boyfriend. Obi-Wan, unnerved and relieved: Oh, good. Anakin: I will be your son. Obi-Wan: What.

Anakin is making himself Obi-Wan's problem. Padme is mortified. Rex is just icing his shoulder.

@firebirdeternal offered:

I like the idea that Anakin isn't any less evil he's just in charge of like. A single holo-display with no internet access. The worst he can do is be emo in Obi-wan's living room when he's trying to read. "First step in solving the problem of evil sapient technology: Don't hook them up to anything with a connection or a motor. Second step: Don't let them on your Spotify account or they will ruin your recommendations for months."

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About The Cultists II

How some members of the Temple of Liyue joined the cult, what they do at the cult, and where they went when they were told to leave.

Ft. Baizhu, Beidou, Childe, Chongyun, Ganyu, Hu Tao, Keqing, Ningguang, Paimon, Qiqi, Shenhe, Xiangling, Xiao, Xingqiu, Xinyan, Yanfei, Yaoyao, Yelan, Yun Jin, Zhongli, and LORE

Tw: Cults, kids being in cults, physical abuse, neglect, violence, degredation(?), and Zhongli before his Yandere Era

Published: September 4, 2023

Words: 1,860 (1,817 w/o the names)

Pages: 5.6 (5.3 w/o the names)

Baizhu Bubu: Was introduced to the cult while searching for his missing daughter, and joined them shortly after discovering they saved her life. Spends his time performing check-ups on his fellow members, and if any medicine is required, then he'll give it to them at a seventy-five percent discount. Often lets his snake, Changsheng, wander about the Temple of Liyue. When told to move, he got a two-bedroom apartment for him and Qiqi, which is not only near his job, but also near a park. Currently owns and works as the sole doctor of the Bubu clinic, and is also the owner of the Bubu Pharmacy across the street.

Beidou Crux: Was introduced to the cult by Ningguang and Ganyu after her seventh time going to court, and joined shortly after losing her boating license. She spent a lot of time getting back on her feet, and mainly contributed by fishing up food for her fellow Believers. Eventually, she got her boating license back, started working on a shipping boat named the SS Alcor, and quickly climbed her way up to captain. She spends most of her time on that boat, and because of that, she's allowed to stay in the Temple of Liyue when she's in Teyvat City. Still gets in legal trouble, but oddly, her punishments are far lighter now...

'Childe Stutter': Was introduced to the cult when his team was instructed to investigate it. Originally infiltrated through a contact in the Church of Sneznhaya, and while his teammates were there, he slowly started to be swayed by the cult's beliefs. Thankfully, just as he realized this, his team leader decided to disperse the team throughout the different compounds, and he was sent to the Temple of Liyue. Currently works as a bank teller for a company named Northland Bank. After being told to get his own place, he got a house a few blocks away from Zhongli's new house.

Chongyun Yang: Was introduced to the cult through his Aunt Shenhe, but didn't join until he decided to run away from his abusive family. Spends his time trying to spread the word of Their Grace, which he mostly does by bringing peace to someplace or another. Never moved out of the Temple due to his age.

Ganyu Qilin: Was introduced to the cult by Rex Lapis himself during her college years, and joined shortly after mother did. Spends her time organizing various things, like food orders, taxes, and events, for not only the Temple of Liyue, but most of the other compounds as well. After her mother was turned into an Adeptus, she gained the title of 'Half-Adeptus'. Works as a secretary for the Keqing Yuheng at a city and urban planning company named Yuehai Industries. Due to her half-human status, she was not allowed to stay on the compound, so she moved into an apartment between her job and the Temple.

Hu Tao Wangsheng: Was introduced to the cult by Baizhu, but didn't join until after losing her grandfather. Spends her time trying to convince her fellow members to die, so they can finally meet Their Grace, planning how to convince, or just playing pranks on them. Also spends her time trying to get grieving families to join the cult. Works as the Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. When she was told to move out, she got a suburbian house in between her job and the Temple.

Keqing Yuheng: Was introduced to the cult by Ganyu, and only joined because Ganyu did. At first spent her time trying to subtly convince Ganyu to leave the cult with her, but similarly to Childe, has come to believe in Them. Still dislikes Visions, though, unlike her opinions of Their Grace, she has been open about this from the start. Spends her time training the teens and children of the cult with various physical exercises. Currently works as the CEO of an urban and city planning company named Yuehai Industries. Currently lives next to Ganyu.

Ningguang Tianquan: Was introduced to the cult by Rex Lapis himself during her college years, and joined when he convinced her it would help her with her money troubles. After joining the cult, she dedicated all of her time to it. And after learning that Rex Lapis was looking for representatives for his children, she tried her hardest to become one of them. But bittersweetly, was only rewarded the position of High Priestess. As the High Priestess of the Temple, she did not have to leave and get her own place, so she didn't. She currently works as a Judge at the Jade Courthouse.

Payton Paimon Via: Was introduced to the cult by her Aunt Lumine, just minutes before she moved into the Church of Mondstadt. Has spent five years there, but has yet to recieve a vision, due to the elders not knowing what Vision to give her. Is currently moving from compound to compound with her dad.

Qiqi Bubu: Was saved by a Temple of Liyue sub-faction named The Adepti, but didn't join until a few months later when she was reunited with her father Baizhu, partially due to the severity of the injuries she suffered. Spends a lot of her time either around the other children, physically exorcising to improve her bodily function, or mentally exercising to improve her short-term memory. Currently lives in an apartment in Teyvat City with her dad.

Shenhe Yin: Was saved by Cloud Retainer, a member of the Temple of Liyue's Adepti sub-faction, when she was a teen. Spends her time training to become an Adepti- a task that, when accomplished, will make her the first non-original member of the cult to gain such a rank. Because she's no longer a teen and not yet an Adepti, when Rex Lapis told everyone to find there own homes, she was forbidden from living in The Temple of Liyue or the Adeptal Domain. She was only permitted a few months to get a job- and she eventually found one as a Medium. Currently lives in a studio apartment in Teyvat City.

Xiangling Wanmin: Was introduced to the cult by Beidou, who talked her into joining over the course of a few months. Spends most of her time either cooking for the cult, coming up with new things to cook for them, or foraging and/or hunting for ingredients. Also spends a lot of time with a baby bear with downsyndrome that she adopted and named Guoba. Was forced to leave him with the cult when she had to move out. Currently lives with Xinyan and Yun Jin in an apartment nearby her job, Wanmin Restaurant, which she's the Restauranteur of.

Xiao Wangshuu: Was introduced to the cult by Rex Lapis during his teen years, and joined to escape his abusive father. His fighting prowess got him rewarded the title of Adeptus, and later got him the title of Yaksha- a council of five meant to lead the Adeptus. Sadly, the his fellow members were driven mad and murdered each other, and one of them mysteriously disappeared. As an Adeptus, he's one of the few to know Rex Lapis is safe and healthy. Also as an Adeptus, he was permitted to stay on the original compound chosen for The Creator's Grace, which has now been renamed to the Adeptal Domain. Although he doesn't; opting to spend his nights in a treehouse hidden nearby the Temple of Liyue.

Xingqiu Feiyun: Was introduced to the cult by Chongyun. And not wanting his friend to be living alone with strangers, he half-lied to, half-talked his parents into letting him follow his friend. But quickly fell in love with the dedicated yet simple people of the compound, and soon started to believe in Their Grace. Spends a lot of his time reading, or hanging out with the other teens and kids. Due to his age, he never had to move out of the Temple of Liyue.

Xinyan Rock: Was introduced to the cult by her friend Xiangling, but didn't join until Xiangling convinced her it would ease the numerous troubles in her life. Spends her time making or playing music for her fellow Worshippers. Currently works as a musician on YouTube and Twitch, and makes her money by streaming concerts. Currently lives in an apartment building together with Xiangling and Yun Jin.

Yanfei Xiezhi: Was introduced to the cult by her father, but didn't join until after she befriended Eula from the Church of Mondstadt. Almost joined the Church of Mondstadt, too, until she learned of the unfair rules in the Temple of Liyue. That, combined with her father being a member there, convinced her to change courses, so she could, at the very least, advise her fellow Believers on what to do. Currently works as a legal adviser for Xiezhi & Kuki General Law Firm, and currently lives in an apartment with her friend Eula, and Eula's friend Amber.

Yaoyao Rambler: Is the second child to be born into the cult, and the first one to be born with Adeptus blood, due to her mother being Streetward Rambler. Recently got her Dendro Vision, finally making her an official member of the cult. Spends most of her time hanging out with various members of the Temple of Liyue. Was allowed to stay at the Temple of Liyue due to her age, but not allowed to stay at the Adeptal Domain due to only having one Adeptus parent.

Yelan Yansheng: Was introduced to the cult by Ningguang, after serving as an anonymous informant for some of her lawyers. Joined shortly after making a deal with Ningguang to continue helping with legal cases. Spends a lot of her time with a fake smile on, helping cultists she's slowly starting to agree with... Works as the owner of the Yansheng Casino, although is seldom recognized when she's there. When she was told to move out, she had her Casino renovated so she could live there.

Yun Jin Heyu: Was introduced to the cult by Xinyan, and joined when she convinced her it would help free her from her sheltered childhood. Spends her time either performing for her fellow members, or writing new performances, thanks to them unintentionally inspiring her. Works as the head writer and performer at Heyu Opera House. Offers a fifty percent discount to all members of The Creator's Grace, so long as they contact her beforehand. Currently lives with her friend Xinyan, and Xinyan's friend Xiangling.

Zhongli Xiangsheng: Is currently hating his life. He's managed to kidnap you, and has you trapped in his basement (why did you trust him?). Hates that he has to make you food (he gives you one half-assed sandwich a day). Hates that he has to take out your waist (the basement has no toilet; you're being forced to poop and pee in a trashbag with no trashcan). His only relief is when he takes out his anger on you-- and he's starting to hate that, too (You feel like you're going insane)...

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[icouldntfinditsoiwroteit]

Ok I’m rewatching Star Wars and I just found you blog and I love your writing especially yandere Star Wars serious. And now I’m curious have you got anything on Yandere Rex with his little sister Ashoka or maybe sweet Little bro Anakin ? 💗

Anakin: I thought I could trust you Rex, but clearly you are much different than what I thought

Ashoka: And to think I once lended you my datapad, I thought we were family.

Ashoka and Anakin: Betrayal was something I never thought I'd be a victim of, much less from you (Ashoka wipes a fake tear and Anakin shakes his hair telenovela style)

Rex: I just said you need to eat and slee-

Ashoka and Anakin: BETRAYAL!!!

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Rex, Cody and Fives - Yandere Headcannons

Word count: 1131

Rex

Obsession type

He didn’t know how this all started, it was supposed to be a normal supply mission and then you happened. He knows he’s not supposed to have these feelings about comrades but you were so much more than that.

He didn’t want to admit he spent a lot of his free time, getting to know you whether that be through talking to you or following you around. The latter was mostly due to your squad not being assigned regularly with the 501st. He had later acquired your personal coms due to a recent mission, he was so happy. Finally being able to communicate with you when he isn’t able to be there for you in person.

He strikes up messages first throughout the week just to keep in touch, to make sure you hadn’t or wouldn’t forget about him, that he was still alive and coming back to you. He soon found himself messaging you every day, he found your conversations the highlight of his days. You were amazing to talk to, he couldn’t wait for his next deployment on Coruscant, to be able to spend time with you in person and even meet your other squadmates and friends. Though he was a little envious of his brothers that did serve with you in your squad, he knows that will soon come to pass once he is together with you.

He was ecstatic it was a week before the 501st were returning to Coruscant, that joy soon faded to concern and then anger. A day into this new week you had stopped replying to his messages. At first, he assumed it was due to your busy schedule, but the day passed and still no word from you. He started to fear the worst by the second day, he checked the deployment records for your squad. Fearing that you had been sent on some dangerous mission without telling him almost broke his heart, almost. He found that you hadn’t been deployed and were still safely located on Coruscant.

Did someone threaten you into stopping your communication? Or were you simply ignoring him? He honestly didn’t know what would be worse. Either way in a few days he would get to see you, hold you and finally kiss you.

Cody

(idk why but I found the gif so amusing)

Loneliness Induction type

You had no idea who started the rumours about you, but they sure as hell were getting to you. Almost making you resign your post in the 212th battalion, you stubbornly refused as it would just further fuel the rumours. You hardly had any friends or friendly faces left here, Commander Cody and General Kenobi were the only people who didn’t look at you with disgust or preving grins.

As the doors to your office slid open you could already tell that someone had been here, from papers tossed around to random items of clothing tossed about. You let out a loud sigh as you walked further in the doors sliding behind you, you made your way to the desk moving broken data pads into a somewhat neater pile. What you didn’t expect was the nasty vulgar words hidden underneath them, carved into the desk. You wanted to cry and you would of if the doors hadn’t suddenly slid opened followed by the familiar voice of your commander.

“Ah, y/n - need you to sign----” he speaks before pausing obviously to look around the mess of your once clean office. “Doing some redecorating?” He jokes, but quickly comes and rest a hand on your shoulder once h notices you don’t laugh.

“Hey, I’m here for you, you know,” he says in comfort, gently rubbing her shoulder, “now want me to help clean up? Or should I go find the sons of a banthas who did this?”

“It’s fine, I wouldn’t want them turning on you commander.” You say with a sweet smile, he seemed unaffected by the bantha shit his brothers in arms put you through. He was always there to comfort you even if it wasn’t his role to do, you appreciated it none the less.

But only if you knew the truth, how you would never again be able to trust him. If you could figure it out, but from the last month or so your obliviousness has been Cody’s gain.

Fives

Harmless type

Oh how he loved staring at you, it was probably one of his favourite pastimes. You were are the most beautiful person he has ever seen and he has tried almost everything to win your affection. Perhaps the rules and regulations were in place for good reason, to prevent over emotional investment in the heat of battles. But he’d abandon all of them if it would be what it took for you to return his love, and he was thoroughly considering it after his many failed attempts and wooing you.

Attempt one: Generally getting to know you, it is the most obvious of them. Talk to you, learn about your likes and dislikes, find any common ground and his favourite part was spending time with you. He had hoped that after a good amount of time spent with you would naturally create these mutual feelings, but unfortunately for him, it had not and he had turned into a “true friend” according to you. Which may have both hurt and lifted his feelings.

Attempt two: According to too his brothers, women really loved receiving well thought out gifts and boosted the chance of a relationship. It seemed like a good idea, so he searched various articles about what could be considered a romantic give, especially for the financially troubled, as a clone he didn’t have a lot of credits to spare and he would give them all to you if you asked him. He got you your favourite chocolate, flowers and he even sent a note to you with poetry on it. Did any of it actually work? Well if it did he was 100% oblivious to it, your attitude to him didn’t seem to change but you seemed to call him sweet a lot so that was an improvement.

Attempt three: This was very much out of his comfort zone, but with even the smallest prospects of your affection he jumped at the opportunity. Your squad was heading to 79s in celebrations of a recent victory, 79s wasn’t his scene and he knew it wasn’t yours but you being the kindest person in the galaxy agreed to attend. So naturally, he had to.

Alcohol, dancing, loud music and drunken horny soldiers was never a good combo, but perhaps he can make the best of the situation. Making sure that you were safe and getting to dance with you, he could feel his heart skipping beats as the night carried on.

[sokaholic]

Idk how or what to post on here so hi 😨

Ig I’ll tell a little bit about myself

• My #1 interest is Star Wars! I’ve always loved Star Wars but I got back into it after watching the mandalorian in 2020 :)

my favorite characters are Ahsoka tano, Rex, Hera Syndulla, Anakin skywalker, Asajj Ventress, Leia organa, Sabine wren, Ezra Bridger, Din Djarin and a lot more I’m probably forgetting haha

• I’m apart of the Lgbtq+ community and I’m also a person of color. I love and accept everyone ^^

• Some of my other interests are Arcane, Miraculous, drawing, gaming, Yandere sim (I do NOT support the creator.) and I am a furry lmao

• random fun facts about me

I love togrutas and twileks

I’m into the fortnite lore 💔

I love reaction yt channels

I love funkos

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Dead, But Not Buried, Chapter 1

Yandere Crosshair X Reader.

Crosshair comes across a ghost from his past on the mission he takes to avenge her.

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@jazzthemusician

Crosshair hated this place. It was full of memories. Full of hurt and anger and guilt.

He had barely managed to get the all clear to proceed with his personal mission. This planet had been peaceful for a long time and was of no real threat to the empire.

But Crosshair wasn't satisfied. This place was carved into his mind as a bloody battlefield, cruel and unrelenting. The picture in his head, his memories, were certainly not what he saw walking down it's streets.

People went about their lives like anywhere else. Tired, overworked teens slumped against alleyways on their break, businessmen strutted around on their datapads and children scurried underfoot as their parents yelled at them for getting too close to the road.

Crosshair observed, as he always did, from behind the visor of his helmet.

He despised them and envied them. Each one. All of them.

They lived and thrived in the life she should be living. The life they would have had together.

The last time he was here, his love had been killed. He had been ordered to abandon her. Leave her to rot in the middle of a battlefield that she didn't even want to be on, her corpse most likely peppered with thousands of bolts from both enemy blasters and their own weapons.

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6 YEARS AGO:

"TECH! COME IN TECH! WERE GETTING VAPORIZED DOWN HERE! PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE THOSE DRONES IN THE AIR!"

The Jedi commed her pilot for what felt like the thousandth time today. She was desperately trying to deflect the bolts coming toward her and her men to buy some time for their retreat, but the rebels were closing in fast, their numbers far outmatching their own.

"These drones were not made for self-piloting. I need more time to upload a new program that will allow me to pre plan their flight path so I wont need to manually control them beyond the initial first command. I'll need at least three more minutes."

The Jedi felt like screaming. She had known that the original plan of simply flanking and overwhelming them with numbers and intimidation wouldn't work.

But she came here, and she had a job to do. So, she kept deflecting.

A new signal came in. The voice in her ear coy and smug, despite the dire situation.

"I would recommend falling back towards me, Sweetheart. There's about to be some visitors on your left flank"

The soldiers she had been protecting had all made their way to find some sort of cover, Captain Rex and Commander Tano giving her the all clear to get herself out of there.

The woman nodded at her fellow soldiers and Jedi, backing up towards a tall outcropping of rocks opposite to where the majority of her men where taking cover behind the tree lines of a forest.

she force jumped onto a small ledge, taking up the spare rifle that had been placed there and falling into a snipers rest next to the clone who was still taking shot after shot at the rebels.

The Jedi spoke, her words punctuated by the bolts she sent out into the smokey field.

"This would have *shoot* been so much easier *shoot shoot* if we had just *shoot* gone with the plan we made *shoot, shoot, shoot* originally!"

Crosshair broke his rest briefly to playfully nudge the irate Jedi's shoulder.

"And here I thought Jedi didn’t get angry. If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure I saw General Skywalker get stunned earlier. So at least you can say you won that bet"

The Jedi startled, not realizing Crosshair had overheard that particular conversation, her jerky movements causing her to miss her target.

"Ugghh, shit. How did you even know about that, you were on the ship!"

The sniper smirked.

"I have eyes and ears everywhere kitten. Always."

"Okay, that's not creepy at-"

"CROSSHAIR, Y/N, INCOMING!"

The target Y/N missed had seen her position on the outcropping, swiftly sending a rocket right into their faces. Neither had time to react before they were flung from their hide, being tossed from the cliff and right back into the field.

Crosshair got up, but his Commander, his friend and love, wasn't moving.

"Commander? COMMANDER! Get up, we need to go!"

The sniper grabbed and shook her shoulder, desperately trying to get some sort of reaction out of the Jedi, but none came.

" NO! Nonono NO! Please...Y/N. Please..." the clone begged, his voice small and pleading as he pulled her upper body to rest against his own

Tech's voice came through the com, his voice thick with restrained grief.

"Crosshair, I'm not picking up on any vital signs-"

"No"

"Crosshair, you need to fall-"

"-NO! I won’t leave her here!"

A new voice joined in, it's authoritative tone left no room for contradiction.

"CROSSHAIR! Fall back. That's an order!"

General Skywalker's was firm, but the sniper heard its hitch.

"We can’t help her, not anymore. I'm ordering a full retreat, you need to fall back now!."

Crosshair ripped off his helmet at this, his eyes red and vision blurring as he tenderly caressed his loves hair and cheek for the first, and last time, gently resting their foreheads together for a short, painful moment. The dust in the air around them gave the grieving clone a brief moment of cover to mourn the life he had almost had and the woman he had lost.

"Forgive me, my love."

Crosshair lowered the woman's body to the ground, before snatching up his helmet and her lightsaber then bolting back towards the dropships as thousands of his vod's reprogramed drones made quick work of their enemy.

Three minutes too late, Crosshair though bitterly.

PRESENT DAY

Crosshairs plan was simple.

Coral the civilians and squeeze them until they give up the names and locations of all existing members of the rebellion. From there, wipe them all out.

That was the official reason for this mission. He had reported some 'intelligence' that suggested insurgents were gathering again. knowing first hand the kind of damage the previous rebellion did, he recommended that he be allowed to find and wipe them out before they could properly form another rebellion, this time against the empire.

The true reason?

Crosshair wanted revenge. He wanted payback.

He wanted CLOSURE.

The sniper had seen her every night in his dreams for the last six years.

His beautiful, cruel Y/N.

Every night he saw her face, dead; Pale grey and sunken. The nightly visions allowed him no rest in his waking moments either.

He sometimes saw her face in a crowd reaching a rotting hand out to him, he heard her voice in the wind, whispering betrayal into his ear.

'Why do you get to live, but I had to die?' Y/N would ask.

This would put an end to his never ending nightmares, Crosshair was sure of it.

He left her there, but now he would finally avenge her, put Y/N to rest once and for all.

The empire gave him this. Gave him the means to pull off his mission and maybe, just maybe, find some peace in the dead of night. That was what his brothers hadn't understood.

He needed it, needed this. The empire could give it to him. The empire could put an end to his torture.

The clone had set up in an abandoned building project that overlooked one of the busiest districts on the planet. His HUD picking up the heat signatures of thousands of people going about their days below.

He smirked cruelly to himself. This was good, the more people he could cage, the more likely someone was to have any real intelligence.

Crosshair resisted the urge to yawn and rub his eyes.

His latest nightmare had shaken him awake well before dawn, as per usual. it was the same vision he'd had every night for the last six years.

Crosshairs darling Y/N stood in a field of bones and blood, and as she turned to him, her youthful beauty melted off. Her hands were gnarled and twisted and her face grew cold vengeful.

She screamed and screamed at him. Accusing him of killing her. screeching how her death was his fault, that her sacrifice meant nothing, that he was wasting her life.

He had begged back in the dream, trembling and shaking on his knees. The cowed man pleading with her not to accuse him; to forgive him for not saving her, not joining her in death.

Crosshair tried to convince his ghostly love that her sacrifice had not been wasted, that he would avenge her, then he would join her.

But she didn't believe him.

She never did.

The dream ended like it always did. With her cold, bony hands wrapping around his throat, her ghostly lips sealing on his, sucking the air out of his lungs as he writhed in agony and pleasure.

He craved her love and affection, but would bask in her anger and cruelty if thats all she would offer.

The sniper would take on a thousand years of pain if it meant he could have just a few more moments with her to treasure. However this night, like all other nights, it was not meant to be.

Crosshair silently woke drenched in sweat. He stiffly climbed out of bed with shaking legs before forcing himself to get ready for the missions ahead of him.

"Sir, we are all ready and in position. Waiting for your Command"

Crosshair heard one of his troops com. This particular woman was...Dedicated to him, to say the least. she thought she hid it behind a wall of duty, but he saw right through her.

She was an attractive person, he supposed. Anyone with eyes could have seen it. She was slender, strong and tall with a peircing set of deep brown eyes that made most men crumble and pant.

Not Crosshair though.

Crosshair had never felt anything for her, only seeing her as a useful thing.

She was useful, both on the field and off it. On missions he knew that she wouldn't question even the bloodiest of orders he gave her. Then off the field, he had a warm body he could fuck into the mattress from behind without resistance. Crosshair took out his frustrations and leftover adrenaline on her coldly and distantly. Then when it was over, he just got up and left the troop lying there, collapsed on the bed and breathing rough.

He wasn't even sure if she finished. He knew how to make it happen of course. But he couldn't bring himself to hear the finishing cries of a stranger, a TOY, and not the lovely pants of the woman he loved with everything he had in him.

If there were any... unexpected consequences... Afterwards, then it was no business of his what she decided to do about it. The trooper could decide what would happen, alone.

Crosshair just ripped himself away from her when he was finished and stalked back to his own bunk without so much as a rub on the back, or a whispered word of praise.

Those were for his lost love.

It wasn't even the troops name he growled out as he came, roughly slamming his hips into her ass.

It was Y/N's.

she should be the one he was in bed with right now. He should be making love slowly and sweetly to her. Making her whine, kissing her forehead as he cradled her warmly to him and slowly eased her open with his fingers before rocking into her.

How he wished he could feel the slide of her naked, sweat slicked skin against his. Feel her wrapped warmly around him as he sunk slowly into her, bringing her to sweet pleasure over and over again as he nuzzled into her face and shoulder and entwining his long fingers with her own.

By now he might've even been gently cradling a baby bump for her. Soothing their beautiful, squirming child into a state of calm so he could pleasure its mother properly.

Crosshair longed to caress and sooth and map his lost darlings body, to take her into his arms and drift off to sleep with her. Then in the morning he’d wake her up with loving kisses all over her face, Huffing out a gentle and genuine laugh as his stubble made her giggle sweetly.

Instead, he had to resign himself to imagining her with him as he used another woman's body.

He loathed it, and sometimes, he loathed the troop that though she could replace Y/N.

The light crept into the half-finished room he had set up in, the sunshine warm and gentle.

taking a breath to center himself in the present, crosshair took one last look at his targets through his scope.

Ants, all of them. All ready to be crushed beneath his boot.

"Begin the operation"

He gave the command and dozens of planted bombs went off, causing panic and mayhem as falling debris trapped them in the town square.

He would enjoy this.

Crosshair stalked the perimeter of the crowd.

watching, listening. Always watching and listening.

His troop was on the hunt, ruthlessly and efficiently weeding out any possible informants. He would admit she was good at this.

The soldier could hear whimpering and crying, begging and pleading. Crosshair just sneered.

They were weak. All of them willing to step over each other for a chance of survival, throwing whoever they could into the fire to try and gain some favour.

Crosshair was slowly pacing by a group of people who were moving around restlessly, causing a scene and bringing attention to themselves. It seemed in the civilians haste to find somewhere to take cover from his trap, an older man had been trampled. There was a woman crouched down next to him, his head on her lap as she bent over him to try and get a better look at his injuries.

A waste of time, in crosshairs opinion. He didn’t need his HUD or his helmets mic to hear his wheezing, see the blood being coughed up. His ribs were broken and had punctured his lungs.

That man would choke on his blood very soon. Nothing the woman could do would stop it.

Seeing the armoured man just standing there and watching them, the woman stood up and looked directly at him, somehow finding his eyes despite his dark visor.

When her gaze met his, everything around the clone ceased to exist.

“You’re just going to stand there and watch him die? Why don’t you do something?” She furiously demanded of him.

Crosshair would usually meet this kind of challange with a bolt to the head. But for the first time in a long time, he was completely stunned, unable to process what he was seeing.

The sniper's head suddenly pounded as one command shot across his mind like a bullet.

Execute Order 66.

Crosshairs chest started heaving, his breathing ragged and uneaven. In his distracted state he failed to notice that his troop had seen her Commanders distress and had made her way over to him, putting a hand on his shoulder, concerened as the clone mumbled manically to himself.

"Sir?"

The clone gripped his firepuncher so hard it shook, his trigger finger twitching with muscle memory and programming, but he never raised it. Instead he seemed to fold on himself, shaking his head as if trying to shy away from the mystery woman in front of him.

"Good soldiers follow orders, good soldiers follow orders.

Good soldiers follow orders, good soldiers follow orders.

Good soldiers follow orders, good soldiers follow-"

The clone abruptly cut himself off with a gasp, his mind snapping to blissful clarity, the voices, the screaming, all gone.

His chest was still visibly rising and falling as Crosshairs beloved firepuncher slid from his slack, shaking hands. It hit the ground loudly, clattering against the stone walkway.

He couldn't breath or think or do anything but tear off his helmet, a single word was whispered in disbelief and astonishment from his lips.

"Y/N..."

[yandere-wishes]

Askbox still open for yandere star wars.

Does anyone want to share some Yandere Star Wars thoughts? Or send in yandere Star Wars asks? I'm seriously bored and need a good distraction. Prequel,original,sequels,clone wars/rebels, and Disney + TV shows are all fine.

[wishful-thinking-is-dumb]

Masterlist <3

I write for: list

John Wick - John Wick

How did you and John meet? (Prologue for Platonic Yandere John Wick Story)

Platonic Yandere John Wick Part 1

Platonic Yandere John Wick Part 2

Platonic Yandere John Wick Part 3

Platonic Yandere John Wick Part 4

Platonic Yandere John Wick Part 5

The Continental - Platonic Yandere John Wick with Hacker Reader

Platonic Yandere John Wick Headcanons with ADHD Reader

Yandere John Wick Headcanons with Civilian Reader

Platonic Yandere John Wick - Pickpocket

CoD - Simon Riley

Apocalyptic Winter - Platonic Simon Riley

Apocalyptic Winter - Platonic Simon Riley Part 2

Medieval Au - Knight Simon Riley with Thief Reader

Medieval Au - Knight Simon Riley with Thief Reader Part 2

Medieval Au - Knight Simon Riley with Thief Reader Part 3

Medieval Au - Knight Simon Riley with Thief Reader Part 4

Platonic Yandere Simon Riley Headcanons with Depressed Reader

Star Wars - Captain Rex

Apprehended - Yandere Captain Rex

X-Men - Scott Summers

Platonic Yandere X-Men - Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters

Soft Yandere Scott Summers - New Teammate

X-Men - Charles Xavier

Platonic Yandere X-Men - Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters

Platonic Yandere Young Charles Xavier - Anxiety

X-Men - Kurt Wagner

Platonic Yandere Kurt Wagner Headcanons

[albenyx]

SPECIFIC CHARACTERS

note: this is organized from old —> new and also, most my works have f!reader unless specified.

εїз archive: 15

— [ Venti ] : Anemo Archon, Barbatos

⊹ The one that got away

⊹ Venti and Love

— [ Diluc.Ragnvindr ] : Darknight Hero

⊹ Afterglow

⊹ “I’m in love with you”

⊹ Some things happen at the right time: Part 1 | Part 2

— [ Kaeya.Alberich ] : Cavalry Captain

⊹ You’ve reached [Name] - (You’ve reached Sam Au)

— [ Albedo.Kreideprinz ] : The Chalk Prince, Calx

⊹ If he was the one

⊹ “He's my very very handsome husband”

⊹ A kiss before I go?

⊹ Don't marry him.

— [ Zhongli ] : Geo Archon, Morax, Rex Lapis

⊹ The disadvantage of Immortality

— [ Xiao ] : Vigilante Yaksha

⊹ I love you in every life

— [ Kunikuzushi ] : The Wanderer

⊹ “You’re getting into an arranged marriage with someone? I think the fuck not.”

— [ Kamisato.Ayato ] : Yashiro Commissioner

⊹ “As long as I’m here, no once can hurt you” - Platonic!Yandere

© albenyx ! do not repost/plagiarize, or even translate without permission — or else I will hunt you down.

[yan-genshin]

warnings: general yandere content, drug use (alcohol), implied death 

a/n: trying out a new writing style for this one! hopefully it works out-

♥︎ kaeya alberich

kaeya doesn’t like being alone. it’s not something he shows openly- it’s something he keeps deep down, along with most of his honest thoughts and feelings. but it’s as true as the sky is blue; he’s always seeking company, whether it be from his fellow knighst or from less than savory fellows at the bar. but now it’s not enough; loneliness goes from “being alone” to “not having his beloved around

“you’re leaving already?” kaeya’s smooth voice makes the traveler stop in the doorway to angel’s share. it’s late at night, but not so late as to worry about the bar closing; in fact, it seems mondstadt’s night life is just waking. the traveler doesn’t stick around at bars often, not being one for alcohol, and frankly, there’s no reason why kaeya should want them to stay. he’s got work to do, as evident by the table of probable bandits he’s been chatting up all night; and yet for a second he seems genuinely displeased the traveler is leaving. it’s only for a second, though, and quickly his teasing tone is back as he chuckles and waves his hand. “well, well, at least let me walk you to your inn. you are staying in the city, aren’t you?”

he should be relieved that stormterror- or dvalin, as he should call the dragon- no longer threatens the city, but he can’t. sure, the traveler hasn’t left yet, but he’s heard them talk to venti, talk to others about how they’re supposed to head to liyue soon, to try and speak to rex lapis. it’s mean of him, but it makes him roll his eyes. do they truly think they can just waltz in and get an audience with a god? they got lucky here- to just run into barbatos, that “venti” is as kind and aloof as he is, but there’s no reason rex lapis should be like that... right?

he plants seeds of doubt smoothly, carefully. loose comments about how ancient and important morax is, about how many people crowd around him during the rite of descension, that it’d surely be hard to speak to the god as an outsider. 

he said he’d called them over to his office for a small mission, but it seems he’s more interested in small talk. paimon refused to come over, still hurt about kaeya tricking them once before with his fake quest for some random sword and treasure; but the traveler is still there, dutily attending the cavalry captain’s request. to be fair, he is seemingly briefing them on a mission- something minor about some slimes in springvale- but he’s also awfully chatty. and somehow the topic falls onto the traveler’s twin; it’s hard to miss the glint in kaeya’s eye when he speaks. “i have to admire your dedication. why, me? i wouldn’t be putting in so much effort into chasing for someone who, for all i know, was probably killed by- an all-powerful goddess, you said?”

tearing the traveler down just to be there for them “on their lowest” is scummy, sure, but it works. he has a way with words, a way to bring up the outlander’s wounds to surface, to shatter their heart with his words and then have the gall to rub their back and hold them in his arms when they cry, gently consoling them in ways that don’t really help. oh, are they worried their twin might be dead, gone forever? now, now, no need to cry- they’ll always have a family here in mondstadt. they’ll always have him.

if he were anyone else, the traveler might have just gotten mad at him. but he’s kaeya; shady, up-to-no-good kaeya. of course he can twist his words and actions just perfectly, to make his horrible actions not that noticeable and yet so painful, to make his fake kindness and manipulation appear genuine to the lonely traveler

stacking up tasks and missions on the traveler’s back, packing on emotional baggage and doubt, making the traveler about as afraid of being alone as he is. after all, the traveler has always been with their twin; they’d been using the faith of finding their missing sibling as fuel to keep going, but with the idea that perhaps said sibling is gone planted in their head it’s hard for them to not seek out comfort in kaeya’s presence, with how he dotes on them

paimon is of little help. the little creature might have been the traveler’s closest friend, but the lack of adventuring seems to make the little woman less clingy. in fact, she’s more often than not hanging out with amber or bothering venti- it’s clear she doesn’t know how to deal with the traveler’s sudden depression, choosing to steer clear while “the problem sorts itself out”, not knowing that leaving them alone is just giving kaeya more openings to present himself as the only comfort for them

it’s almost pitiful how he’s trained them, he thinks. they come to him willingly, like a pet seeking its master. even though they end up crying most of the time, due to his own words, they still come to him knowing he’ll kiss their tears away, play with their hair and rub circles into their back as they hiccup and sob. they still talk about leaving sometimes- stressing over missing the rite of descension in liyue- but he knows they don’t have it in them to take on the journey, not as they are. dependant on him. 

it’s so easy to be mean once he knows he’s got the poor traveller hooked. to make them doubt their own fighting, their own skills, making them believe their only real use is to run menial tasks for the knights. oh, don’t they know mostly everyone thinks they’re clumsy and useless? but not him, no, no. it’s so easy to make himself the center of their world once he’s completely destroyed it and re-built it for his own purpose

and even then, if the traveler insists on going to liyue- if even after all this work, they still try to leave, then he’s not afraid to get his hands dirty. he doesn’t need to play fair; he just needs to win, right? the fact that the roads from mondstadt to liyue are well-traveled and the hubbub of the rite of descension keep people distracted. nobody will notice one less traveler walking down the roads.

it’s truly as easy as letting the traveler drink more than their share on the night of their “departure”. letting them say goodbye to everyone, promising to return soon. and then just hitting them hard on the back of the head as they walk out of their inn. paimon isn’t a big deal; he doesn’t particularly adore having to dispose of such a helpless creature, but it’s also not difficult to just freeze and toss into the lake surrounding the city as he carries his darling back home, only for them to awaken confused and with a chain around their ankle

“are you angry, perhaps?” he doesn’t sound like a kidnapper, but that’s what he is. or at least at the moment- surely, his dear little traveler will settle down soon enough. “i’d say this is for your own good, but i won’t lie to you, dear. i just had to do this. you were going to leave me.” his voice drops at this- it’s as if the words themselves hurt him. to think they’d leave. he watches with delight the scared look in his beloved’s eyes, how they nervously tug at the chains and ask if this is all a joke. it isn’t, of course. this is just how things have to be. he’s happy to keep telling them that looking for the seven archons is useless; do they really think their sibling is alive? after being attacked by a goddess? didn’t they themselves barely survive months on the beach just because they found some weird fairy thing?

in the end, kaeya values his comfort over his darling’s. this- everything- is his desperate attempts to keep them from leaving. and so what if it ends with a terrified and horribly depressed traveler locked in his house? they’re scared of him, but they also can’t help but crave his comfort, memories of him soothing them and wiping away their tears still resonating with “comfort and warmth” in their mind. and that’s all he wants, really- to hold them, to be the only person in their mind. it’s ok if they break a little in the process, it’s ok, as long as they don’t leave

[ooc-baldi-cast]

(Posts I Have Reblogged)

(I wanted to put the names and some links of the things I’ve reblogged(that aren’t things for the BBIEAL characters, such as the role play and the biggest fears) so I can delete them:

Don’t send asks with 1 text character because tumblr could “eat” it

Stop shipping Baldi x Playtime:

https://slippyspace.tumblr.com/post/175080858188/pumpkinsweets-im-sorry-but-someone-had-to-say

Clean water charity(reblog this one for sure):

https://ask-1-suicidal-bendy.tumblr.com/post/175129411620/naza-m-m-eunice-kittys-kawaii

Commissions for a cat’s vet expenses(I’m not sure if this is still going, but I’m putting it anyway):

https://limitededitionwaffle.tumblr.com/post/175188233456/i-open-for-an-emergency-commisson

I’m keeping the “Hearts for Markiplier” post:

https://ooc-baldi-cast.tumblr.com/post/175221536382/hearts-for-markiplier

Tumblr spying on you:

https://sweetmanbaldi.tumblr.com/post/175222488442/eccentric-nae-stoneagechronicles-punkqueer

I’m not sure what ended up happening to this person, but here is this post:

https://starryinsect.tumblr.com/post/175262874669/hello-im-at-my-wits-end-im-a-trans-disabled

MAP Flag pt. 1:

https://lettuce-fucker.tumblr.com/post/175277201752/lunanovapixels-shandykey-soldierpallaton

I’m keeping this joke:

https://ooc-baldi-cast.tumblr.com/post/175328149897/wintersfrost-fr-ink-the-shitposter

Support a Man with Colon cancer:

https://mr-bxldi.tumblr.com/post/175325277836/click-here-to-support-helping-a-family-member-with

Mobile Justice:

http://deep-sea-lesbian.tumblr.com/post/175588077230/purplelittlemermaid-captain-seahorse

MAP flag pt. 2:

http://rk-900s.tumblr.com/post/175589732580/alright-ive-realized-something-bad-happening

Trans men are real men:

http://step-into-my-sunhat-factory.tumblr.com/post/175583635633/trying-to-prove-a-point-to-the-boys-at-school

Keeping this post. Suicide hotlines:

https://ooc-baldi-cast.tumblr.com/post/175588577822/dont-ever-hesitate-reblog-this-tumblr-rule

Also keeping these 2 things[1st is Wario saying to Vaccinate your kids and the 2nd is DougsdaleDimmadome]:

https://ooc-baldi-cast.tumblr.com/post/175584844882

https://ooc-baldi-cast.tumblr.com/post/175583744707/tyrannosaurus-rex-magearna-notreblogs

Another keep post[Bark bark(steamed hams)]:

https://ooc-baldi-cast.tumblr.com/post/175549239002/rasticore-x-space-cowboy-gay-dog-pride-flag

Plants that survive in a sunless bathroom:

https://starryinsect.tumblr.com/post/175525559884/braincoins-lionesshathor-trapqueenkoopa

Keeping this post about inside jokes:

https://ooc-baldi-cast.tumblr.com/post/175527285622/reblog-with-an-inside-joke-you-have-with-your

These aesthetic letters are not what you think they are:

http://deep-sea-lesbian.tumblr.com/post/175510381030/to-people-who-use-þ-as-an-aesthetic-p

Article 13 is not the end for us:

https://lisasepticsuperplier.tumblr.com/post/175510917428/article-13

Salvation Army sucks booty:

http://step-into-my-sunhat-factory.tumblr.com/post/175460486843/princeanxious-melissatreglia

Really cool Disney video:

https://starryinsect.tumblr.com/post/175459194544/we-need-more-yandere-papyrus

A positive owl(I’m keeping it):

https://ooc-baldi-cast.tumblr.com/post/175430255177/mentalmentalhealth-girlwhorpsalot-i-needed

Unitedvore(ugh):

https://ask-hellgremlin-baldi.tumblr.com/post/175346572745/warning-baldi-basic-askartetc-blogs

I’m keeping this post as a reminder about Meat Day:

https://ooc-baldi-cast.tumblr.com/post/175394818487

Sell Americal(It’s a free country)[keeping this]:

https://ooc-baldi-cast.tumblr.com/post/175340934137/americas-gotta-go

Help this person eat!:

http://thetrashypretzel.tumblr.com/post/175331849187/please-help-me-to-eat

And finally, LGBTQ+ Positivity Doggg(keep):

https://ooc-baldi-cast.tumblr.com/post/175334313197/stay-strong

I hope you all find enjoyment and help with these posts. Check out the people I reblogged from, too! Thanks!

-Cast)

(Edit: I’ll keep adding to this list.

Orange collars for cats:

https://phobiathereaper.tumblr.com/post/175594496548/undertastic-dork-viperas-txpokes

SOMAPs:

http://morbidmist.tumblr.com/post/175611957373/theres-a-new-label-pedophiles-are-using-to-defind

Don’t make fun of fandom/fiction/things people love:

https://incorrect-bbieal-quotes.tumblr.com/post/175476205464/kitkat-gaster-rootbeergoddess-shinestarz

Pedophilic people to watch out for:

https://baldi-is-basic.tumblr.com/post/175548948052/the-waffle-frog-ask-bully-from-bbieal

I don’t know how old this post is, but help them please[i don’t have money]:

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Hi. I loved your kanan story.

I just had a thought for a fic starter, with female reader or gender neutral if your more comfortable.

What if just after order 66 was supposed to happen a young padawan, 12 to 15 years old was cornered by rex cody and wolffe, but she somehow escaped all 3 of them and their men. Maybe she had special jedi abilities that made her especially dangerous to herself in their eyes.

Fast forward to rebels era where shes with kanan in full armor with a Helmet and a fake identity. Things are going well. But then they run into old Rex, Wolffe and Gregor on Seelos. Despite her precautions, they somehow figure out who she is (could be voice, mannerisms or an old physical tick she never grew out of).

They snap right back into their "fatherly" yandere tendencies. And this time. They are not letting her go. They will take her, Ezra and Kanan. And they WILL bring them home where they belong.

With their family.

With the clones.

After all, the jedi must be kept safe.

(I know this is really long and you dont have to write it if you dont want to.)

Ok so this story will also be part of my yandere clones au, the reader belongs to the species Nakild, which is a species I made up a while ago, I haven't made a post about this species yet but will at some point, just to keep it short, they are a humanoid species with a long tail resembling that of a crocodile or even dragon, their scales cover a majority of their body, only their face, and stomach is uncovered when they don't let their beast out, letting the beast out is basically them taking the form of a dragon, the form depends on each Nakild just like the scales.

The color of their scales depends on their environment, making it so that most Nakilds that travel space have black and grey scales, but they all have a color since birth that remains in smaller parts for their entire life.

Also, their claws and hair are considered very important, besides them helping them to survive, they are considered sacred basically and cutting or ripping them off the way some people do to their cats is seen as desecrating their bodies.

"How do you think our new master will be like?" Ashoka asked as she paced around the small room in the ship they were in.

"I've heard many things about Master Kenobi and Knight Skywalker, I think they will be good," (F/N) answered thankful that they had managed to enter the planet and out of separatist fire as they tended to some of the scales in their arms that had been ruffled up before.

The reason for (F/N)'s squad to be called "lucky squad" is due to them picking names after luck amulets in a sign or camadery with (F/N) who is a runt.

Runts who grow beyond 10 are considered good omens and good luck to the Nakilds.

Anyway let us begin:

"In fact, we should be arriving in a few minutes, so you won't have to wait much longer," (F/N) assured as the ship began going down into the planet.

The ship began landing and they both quickly stood in front of the door.

"What can you see?" Ashoka asked.

"There is a group waiting in the landing port already, our masters are there," (F/N) informed as they used their eye visor to see beyond the sheep.

As the ship finally landed they both stood patiently in front of the door as it began to go down, letting the natural daylight in, Ashoka and (F/N) quickly went down the ramp to greet the Jedi.

"Two younglings?" (F/N) heard Master Kenobi say and held a breath in nervousness as they tried to keep their tail as neutral as possible.

"And who are you supposed to be?" Skywalker asked an R2 unit beeping in response.

"I'm Ashoka and this is (F/N), Master Yoda sent us," Ashoka began.

"We were told to tell both of you, that you must get to the Jedi temple immediately, there's an emergency,"

"Well, I don't know if you've noticed but we're in a bit of an emergency right here,"

"Yes our communications have been a bit unreliable, but we've been calling for help,"

"Master Yoda hadn't heard from you so he sent us to deliver the message," (F/N) explained as they looked at Ashoka worriedly.

"Great, they don't even know we're in trouble,"

"Maybe you can't relay a signal through the cruiser that just dropped us off," Ashoka offered.

Timeskip

(F/N) couldn't help but curl their tail around their leg as the communicator lost signal and the cruiser that had dropped them off had to retreat away from the separatists that had attacked them.

But soon both Jedi turned their attention back to them as Master Kenobi spoke.

"My apologies, we haven't been introduced,"

"We're the new padawans sir, I'm Ashoka Tano,"

"And I'm (F/N) (L/N),"

"Wait, why are there two of you if only Obi-Wan wanted a padawan?" Skywalker asked confused.

"I was assigned to Master Skywalker actually," Ashoka informed much to the shock of both Jedi.

"It is I who was assigned to you Master Kenobi," (F/N) added.

"What?!"

"Nononono, there has to be a mistake,"

"It's him who wanted a padawan," Skywalker pointed at Kenobi who looked quite amused, and (F/N) could tell Ashoka was also amused but they themselves couldn't help but feel nervous as they began scratching their head but stopped before it became too noticeable.

"No, Master Yoda was very clear, he assigned me with Anakin Skywalker who had to watch over my training," Ashoka explained.

"But that makes no sense," 

"We'll have to clear this up later, those droids won't take much to figure out our weapons," Kenobi pointed out.

"I'll go to Rex to see how everything is going," Skywalker said with disdain.

"Take her with you," Kenobi said with a smile as he prompted Ashoka to follow Skywalker.

*Good luck,* (F/N) wished in a purr only Ashoka could listen, this prompted her to send a reassuring smile as she left to follow Skywalker and left (F/N) with Master Kenobi who turned to her.

"I will need to inform Cody about this too, shall we?" Master Kenobi looked at (F/N) who quickly nodded.

"Yes, Master Kenobi,"

"Call me Obi-Wan, there is no need for any formalities with me padawan," Obi-wan gave them a smile as (F/N) stood there for a moment shocked before following after him with a relieved smile.

Timeskip

(F/N) took deep breaths as they ran down the levels of Coruscant, trying to lose the clones that had spotted them earlier.

*Damn it, I had to be impatient like always,* (F/N) admonished themselves as they made a sharp turn into an alleyway where they stopped behind a dumpster to hide and rest for a moment.

(F/N) took a deep breath to regain strength, thankful for the rain that also helped to keep their body from overheating.

*Okay, I can't stay here anymore, I need to get in a ship and out of here now,* (F/N) thought with urgency as they scratched their head desperately but quickly regained their composure and moved to stand up until the sound of footsteps against the water alerted them of someone being in the alleyway.

(F/N) froze as they lowered themselves to the ground, ready to pounce into the opposite wall of the alleyway to get enough impulse to get to the house's roofs.

"(F/N)!" A voice called out, a voice (F/N) was very familiar with.

*Cody...what is he doing here???*

"C'mon kid we just want to get you back to safety," Cody assured but (F/N) only huffed knowing the "safety" he was referring to.

"Please, your squad is getting more worried by the second, we're all worried," Cody called out again.

(F/N) then heard another pair of footsteps on the other side of the alleyway, (F/N) made eye contact with Rex, both froze like deer in the headlights but (F/N) didn't wait for him to make the next move, jumping towards the wall and in less than a blink in the hash roof with the rain once again soaking them completely.

BUt (F/N) didn't even get a second to assess their surroundings because someone slammed against them and tackled them, making the both roll around the roof towards the ledge which they almost fell off if (F/N) hadn't managed to get a grip on a pole, now (F/N) could see it had been Wolffe who tackled them, he was hanging from one of their feet with a vice grip as he also recovered.

*The hell??!?!?!* (F/N) thought as Wolffe turned to glare at them.

"This game has gone on for too long brat, unlike the others, I'm not as paci-HEY STOP KICKIN-BRAAAAAT," Wolffe screamed as (F/N) manage dot get him to let go of their leg before standing up and running off avoiding the other clones that had been close.

(F/N) kept running until they came to a halt slamming onto the railing that prevented them from falling into one of the floor's ship ports that went from the first level to the last, it was a very nasty fall, but as (F/N) looked around and saw that they were surrounded the fall became more appealing.

"Kid please, don't make this hard, I know this is scary but you need to-" Cody began as (F/N) turned around to see him accompanied by Rex and Wolffe.

"Scared?!" (F/N) couldn't help but ask in indignation.

"You claim to want me safe but you tried to rip my damned claws out!!" (F/N) yelled as they shuddered at the memory, it had been the last straw that made them run away.

"(F/N) please, you need to understand we were trying to protect you," Came the voice of Clover from (F/N)'s left side.

"Those claws have hurt you so much and you even used them to get away from safety, they are just a danger to you!" Acorn said beside him and (F/N)'s heart ached so much at the thought that the squad she had trusted with their own life would ever try to do something like that, they even knew the meaning of such an action from them, so why?

"Get away from me!" (F/N) yelled and ruffled up their scales as a warning as they let their body morph a bit more unto their full form as they hopped onto the railway, using their tail to keep their balance.

"KID!"

"(F/N)!"

They yelled but (F/N) only glared at them.

*It's either jumping or going back, and like hell am I doing that,*

"Kid, we'll stop with your claws or anything, just please get off that railway!" Wolffe pleaded and (F/N) had to admit it was quite the sight to see the stoic Commander Wolffe plead alongside no one less than Cody.

"We'll let you see Obi-Wan, just get down!" Cody tried to persuade but (F/N) had already made up their mind.

(F/N) then looked at Cody dead in the eye as they ruffled their scales once again but this time completely as they took a deep breath and jumped down, the last thing they heard was the screams of the clones, but for some reason (F/N) felt that they would be fine, after all, it had been the force that had guided them here.

Timeskip change of pov

Cody sat behind his desk as he filed datapad after datapad before the door chime went off.

"Come in," Cody said and the door opened and let in Lucky squad, or in other words (F/N)'s squad, Cody had always known them but by now he could probably tell if there was a single hair missing on their heads, it had been already ten years since (F/N) got away and eight years since they lost their track.

"Sir," They all saluted.

"What is it that brings you here, anything new to report?" Cody asked even though he knew what they would say and ask, they had poured their entire beings into getting (F/N) back.

"Sir, we believe you know," Rabbit answered.

"I believe I do, and if you do then what are you here for?" Cody asked wanting nothing but to tell them about the news, but he planned to keep it a surprise, he wouldn't admit it, but he had grown attached to them since they came here from Kamino to be assigned as (F/N)'s scout squad, he has always been fond of the names they chose, symbolizing luck just like (F/N) as a hole.

"Why did you planet-bound us?" Carp asked the most hot-headed of the group.

"Carp," Red pulled him back, even if it was clear he shared the same feeling.

"I'm afraid that with the recent attacks towards our cargo ships I had to move some of the troopers here to keep the cargo ships safe, but then we needed more troopers here, you aren't the only ones and this won't be permanent, just take this moment to rest I can tell you need it," Cody explained.

"With all due respect sir, but we don't care about our rest, we need to find and bring (F/N) back!" Acorn spoke up.

"Acorn, I know it has been hard on you after-"

"I was there sir, I should have done something!" Acorn interrupted and Clover stepped beside him in support since they had also been there.

"And you will, but you won't be able to do anything if you are exhausted, do you think you'll be able to do anything in the shape you are?" Cody asked coldly and ht squad seemed to sober up.

"So go to your quarters have a good night's sleep and report for duty tomorrow, you are now dismissed," The squad didn't put much of a fight under Cody0s glare and left the room.

Cody sighed in relief, he knew they probably resented him now, it would all be worth it to see their smile later, he thought as he took his comm out and read Rex's last message.

"We have them,"

A few days before

"We are not doing that!" (F/N) refused their scales ruffling up.

"I like this just as much as you do, but the information we need and there is no one I can trust this that isn't you (F/N)," Ashoka tried to persuade as (F/N) paced through the small room scratching their head in frustration.

"Why me, any of us for a matter of fact, they'll recognize us!"

"Not you though," Ashoka pointed out and (F/N) stopped looking back at the hologram.

"Your species changes quite a bit as they age, you have changed and if we put on top of that your armor and voice modification, your basically someone else," Ashoka explained.

"Not to forget that your armor and scales make it so that you can't be stunned as easily as anyone else,"

"Yeah but should I remind you that my species basically closed off their planet during the clone wars, there's basically one Nakild for at least every 100 planets Ashoka," (F/N) pointed out.

"How many people even figure out you're a Nakild?" (F/N) remained silent since Ashoka was right in that, no one had ever managed to figure it out, thanks to the armor and to a few force suggestions that (F/N) had implanted in the armor to keep people from noticing them for to long, nothing too noticeable, just to make themselves uninteresting.

"I feel like I'm going to regret this...what clones are we talking about?" (F/N) asked after a long sigh.

"It would be Rex, Wolffe, and Gregor," Ashoka informed, (F/N) remained silent for a few seconds as they just stared at each other.

"Well....fuck,"

Timeskip

(F/N) stood waiting where Ashoka had said the meeting place was, but no one had arrived and it was already ten minutes after the time they had agreed.

Even if (F/N) wanted to not stand in the open like they were right now, Ashoka had said that it would hint at their nature, so (F/N) could only sigh while their tail tapped on the ground as they remained alert to their surroundings until their heard footsteps approach them,

(F/N) turned around immediately and saw the three clones fairly you looking.

*The hell, don't tell me they found a way to reverse their quick aging!* (F/N) cursed and ignored the ache caused by the thought that once upon a time it had been something (F/N) had wanted to help and find.

"You the clones I was sent to meet?" (F/N) asked trying to calm their beating heart.

"Were you expecting any others?" Rex asked with humor that (F/N) didn't mirror.

"Who knows, any clone could be acting like the ones I'm meant to meet,"

"How about we cut the chase and get to the point," Wolffe barked.

"Aww c'mon Wolffe I bet this is going to be fun," Gregor offered a smile.

"I do agree, do you have what we asked for?" Rex interrupted them before they could begin to argue.

"Depends on what you brought," At this Rex pulled out a small box.

"This is all the coordinates you asked from us, you can check if you want," Rex offered as he opened the box where four data drives were.

(F/N) took one and quickly scanned it, the result is shown in their visor, showing no tampering, trackers, viruses, or anything, they did the same with the others and the results were the same, but as (F/N) scanned the last one they tried to scratch their head nervously, only remembering the helmet when they scratched it accidentally.

"Everything's alright, so here is the info and credits you asked for," (F/N) handed over the two data drives that they had been tasked to switch.

"Hey, weird question but your a Nakild aren't you?" Gregor asked and it seemed as if the world had frozen as (F/N) turned to him.

"What?" Was all (F/N) could say.

"Oh, it's just that your tail is clearly that of a Nakild, but don't worry I won't tell, I know how bad the galaxy is with your kind," Gregor assured with a smile and went back to looking around as if nothing while (F/N), Rex and Wolffe only stared at each other.

"Anyway, I don't have all day, are we doing the trade or not?" (F/N) snapped back to Rex.

"Yeah, let's do it," Rex said as they handed each other what they had come for.

"I thought Nakilds stayed on their planet," Wolffe commented.

"Well, my family left long before the clone wars, so here I am," (F/N) lied as they quickly packed the data drive and were ready to book it until a shot grazed against their should, tearing the armor off as the group went down to the floor as more shots were fired.

"THE HELL!!" (F/N) yelled.

"NOT US!" Rex yelled back but as he and Gregor began crawling somewhere safer Wolffe stopped them and made them look and (F/M) who was also crawling in the opposite way, but their shoulder was easily seen, alongside the scales in it that made Rex remember.

Flashback

"Rex rex rex!" Ashoka yelled as she ran up to him and began dragging him back to the cargo bay.

"Is there a problem?" Rex asked worriedly.

"No, but (F/N) just shed and you need to see their shoulders!" Ashoka assured as they got to the cargo bay where the troopers were meant to be repainting their armors, but instead, they were all huddled up over someone, probably (F/N) Rex deduce as Ashoka made their way trough until they reached the center where (F/N) sat clearly embarrassed beyond belief as everyone awed and complimented the scales on their shoulders.

"(F/N), I brought Rex to show him!" Ashoka said exited and (F/N) just covered their face.

"Ashokaaaa, I told you not to tell everyone on the ship," (F/N) hissed.

"C'mon, it looks cool,"

"Yes, it's actually very heartwarming," One of the troopers assured and the rest made a sound of approval which seemed to just embarrass (F/N) even more, but they finally let their hands down to show their shoulders.

Rex hadn't been very aware of it before, but he did know that (F/N)'s scales were mostly beige, brown with a few dark purples mostly in their extremities, but where there had once been beige scales, there now stood a mix of 501 blue and 212 orange scales.

Rex couldn't help but feel happy but also curious, had they painted them?

"It's just because they are colors I'm regularly around nothing else!!" (F/N) yelled and they all couldn't help to cue as Ashoka hugged the giggling.

"But aren't those permanent?" Ashoka teased and (F/N) just pushed her away while hiding their face.

End of flashback

Said uncovered shoulder had the same mix of colors he had seen all those years ago and Rex couldn't help but yell in worry as (F/N) managed to get to the other side and stand up like them.

"(F/N)!" (F/N) in fact froze and turned to look at him before darting off managing to avoid the blaster fire.

The three managed to follow a bit later but were able to catch up to their slumped form in an alleyway.

"I told you the sedative would work," Gregor said cheerily as he sent a signal to stop the fire.

"We're lucky that shot managed to get through that armor," Wolffe muttered.

"And that this was actually a Jedi," Rex added.

"Please, there are only 27 Nakild out in the galaxy right now, of which 19 are Jedi who managed to get away, which makes them be around the 28% of Jedi who have escaped, they are really crafty to manage that, so we obviously needed a way to knock them out with one shot wich is hard considering stun shots basically do nothing bu tickle them, so I got to work and-"

"What matters is that we got them back," Rex said interrupting Gregor and not letting him begin to rant as he kneeled and took the helmet off, revealing the aged and tired face of the little padawan Rex had heard Cody rant so much about.

*Oh little one, so long away from safety, but don't worry we found you,* Rex thought as he stood up.

"Help me get them to the ship," He said as he took a hold of their upper body.

"When did the damned brat get so big?" Wolffe asked no one in particular as he took a hold of the lower body, remembering when Plo had spoken so much of them and little Soka.

"Nakilds naturally grow quite a bit, actually this one is fairly small in comparison to the average one even for a runt," Gregor explained as he helped with the middle part of the body and the tail.

"Why are they so small then?" Rex asked as they walked.

"Nakilds grow during their entire life but hit their major growth spurts when they are around 15 to 20, they are only small if they are malnourished and don't get enough rest,"

"Damn, if we had found them before or if we hadn't let them leave, they would have managed to grow strong and healthy," Wolffe cursed as they finally got to the ship.

After they secured (F/N) and made sure they wouldn't wake up until after they got back home Rex relaxed and took his comm out to send Cody a message.

"Cody,"

"Yes?"

"We found (F/N),"

"What?"

"Did you get them back?!"

"Before I tell you I need you to not info the lucky squad,"

"Why, they've been going insane searching for them?"

"I want to surprise them,"

"Alright, I how long will you be here?"

"Three days,"

"I can get them here in two, so I guessing you have them?"

"We have them," This was the last message that Rex sent before he turned his comm off and dozed off into a pleasant sleep, eager to see the reaction of his little sibling went they see their Jedi, searching their tech could wait.