#yandere alpha dave strider

[yanyan-stuck]

Could I request a scenario or headcanons for queerplatonic yandere Alpha Dave and Rose who share the reader?

Yandere Queerplatonic Alpha Rose and Alpha Dave Headcanons

-Protecting you would be added to their long lists of obligations and tasks. They would prioritize you, even if it meant having part of the rest of their life slip a little.

-They would kidnap you, after all it's far safer for you to be in a house with them than it is for you to be on your own in such a harsh, cruel world.

-They would tell you about their day, and their most recent accomplishments. You'd be expected to congratulate them for what they've done. They just want your support, is that so much to ask?

-If you don't react how they want you to, they'll likely leave you isolated until you feel like you need social contact to be well. They'd never leave you somewhere where you could get hurt, but they wouldn't be against leaving you locked alone in a small room in the house.

-With Rose's foresight, you would never be able to get away from the two of them. She would let Dave know if she was expecting you to make an attempt, and the two of them would foil whatever plan you had.

[mrsegbert]

Yandere!Beta and Alpha humans

[ghostlybearmilkshake]

@annoyedlord​ is the reason i’m doing a homestuck crossover in 2018

Get Ready for Yansimstuck ideas !!

(long so more under the cut)

John is Senpai. Does not care about the rumors (ho you murdered your friend, it’s ok we can still date) but still cares enough to reject a -100 rep (cf. breakup with vriska and #notahomosexual) “What do you mean in love! the heart on this bento is clearly a frienship heart.  aaaw it’s even written “ I love you”. as a friend. so cute.“

Dave is Midori but instead of questions he shitposts.  He actually wears midori's uniform because he looks amazing in a seifuku. Sometimes two different Dave show up at the same time and panic ensues

Rose is the head of the Occult Club but unlike oka she’s proud of it and threatens people with curses and sacrifices while being perfectly poised. Goes to prides with a sign that reads “you were right. we are witches. and now we’re pissed.” does not have a crush on senpai because she is #notaheterosexual. Kanayas girlfriend

jade is the head of the science club. explosions. lots of them

Aradia is placeholder-chan. Member of the occult club when she was alive and she was H Y P E D about death. Her greyish shade, monotone otherwordly voice and eyes staring into the Void are her ways of showing excitement 

Tavros is a member of the gaming club though he plays card instead of video games (except pokemon which he played every and all existing versions and forms of the game). is bullied.

Sollux is annoyedlord’s gema. Head of gaming club. Does not care. Does not want to care. Just want to code. Go away. NO HE WON’T MAKE AN OFFICIAL REQUEST FOR THE CLUB

Karkat is osana. “MOVE IT FUCKASS I’M NOT GONNA STAY HERE AND WAIT FOR YOUR WEAK FLESHY LIMBS TO CARRY YOU ALL DAY” enoguh said

Nepeta is the art club leader. Would like to paint with blood. is not allowed to. but she would like to. but she can’t. but it’s hers. but she can’t. Cats paintings are OVER 9000

Kanaya is a member of the drama club and makes all the costumes. Rose’s grilfriend. “why do the school allow an occult club they’re such a bunch of cre- OW Kanaya watch out with these needles! “ “Oh So Sorry Darling. Perhaps If You Kept Your Mouth Shut Instead Of Talking Such Nonsense You Could Focus On Not Fidgeting.”

Terezi is megami. Annoyedlord perfectly understands why this is perfect “ *L1CK5* 41SH1 WHY D0 Y0U T45T3 L1K3 BL00D? >:?"

Vriska is Osoro. doesn’t care about the rules, tries way too much, likes to wear jackets, will kill you if you attack her. Student council can’t do shit about her  “Soooooooo Student Council President, what are you w8ting for to give me detention” “ S3RK3TV YOU NEVER GO TO DETENTION >:|” “::::D”

Equius is a member of the student council. He likes the president’s policy on STRONG discipline but hates that they can do nothing about the delinquents

Gamzee. Tried to be a delinquent but his pompadour wouldn’t hold up. tried to join the occult club but rose’s cat starting hissing when he entered the room. Then rose started hissing. tried to join the art club but would creep other members out and got kicked out on decision of student council. Current member of the cooking club. “how do you pass your exams you never go to class” “MoThErFuCkInG MiRaClEs BrOtHeR”

Eridan is a member of the student council. always pushes to expell or kill the delinquents or even underachieving students. has a crush on the entire school. Perfect for matchmaking

Feferi is mai Waifu but is a social butterfly instead of a loner. Is -EXCIT-ED about her glub club although it’s not an official one. is really popular in the school. strong opponent to bullies

Jane is the leader of the baking club. Pretty popular but unlucky when it comes to love. accepted gamzee and already regrets it. Useless BisexualTM

Dirk is a member of the science club. Helps cleaning the explosion. The rest of the club is entirely composed of his robots

Roxy is a member of the gaming club. She competes with sollux on coding. She sometimes helps the science club. Sneaks alcohol into school that somehow flies under the student council’s radars.

Jake is Budo. He is hyped about self defense and heroism but he needs to chill out and work on his agressive recruitment methods. trains to beat the science club members aka robots and Dirk. And jade sometimes throws inventions at him. Which explodes. The school staff is very tired of their “light spirited strifes between chaps”.’’

Damara is ghost girl. She knows her murderer’s descendant is in the school and she is revengefull. There will be blood

Rufioh is Asu Rito. he likes to enlist his friend into the sports club. As the club’s leader he’s very popular and he knows it

Mituna is a delinquant. 2cool4school. He needs helps with his pompadour in the morning which he will immediatly ruin with his helmet but he’s cool so they don’t kick him out of the club. Also latula would kick their ass and Vriska thinks he’s fun

Kankri is a member of the student council. Uses his whistle in the library when students are too loud. gets kicked out of the library for whistling. Strongly opposes bullying but his constant remprimands on socialy unadapted student can sometime appear as similar. also tends to encourage self-loathing instead of actual recovery. “Th9ugh I d9 enc9urage dial9gue instead 9f vi9lent means, have y9u c9nsidered that entering a therapist’s waiting r99m with scarificati9n marks c9uld be triggering t9 the 9ther patients ?” “OMG K4NKR1 NO SHUT UP D:<  !! K1D YOU GO S33 4 TH3R4P1ST. 4ND NOY TH3 SCHOOL ON3 SH3′S 4LW4YS DRUNK.”

Meulin tried to enter the occult club but rose said she didn’t have The Call though she may have hidden motives. pretty popular since she’s sweet and with an upbeat personnality though few people in the school know sign language. having Terezi give her the school tour when she arrived did not seem like a good idea. it wasn’t

Porrim is the leader of the drama club. “you can’t play hamlet, you’re a girl and you have piercing and tatoos.” “The fact that yo+u think that shakespeare wo+uld disapro+ve of piercing and tato+o+s is but the pro+o+f that yo+u understand no+thing o+f Shakespeare. As fo+r being a girl, if yo+u can’t play a man, what cho+ice do+ I have but to+ play it myself ?”  “Kurlo+z my dear these stiching are dreadfully made go+ see kanaya she’s work something o+ut”

Latula final member of the gaming club and and delinquent. actualy aims to being a professional player. Comes to class on skateboard. Mituna’s girlfriend.

Aranea is Kokoro. She acts really sweet and helpful but knows all the gossips and talks behind the back of everyone. meenah trusts her. She probably shouldn’t

Horrus is a former member fo the science club which he left for the sports club when Rufioh became the leader. is very insecure about himself and his choices, kinda miss the science club but trusts Rufioh.

Kurloz is a member of the occult club. obsessed with demon summoning. Would probably be bullied if he didn’t scared the shit out of everyone. Rose constantly keep him in check and refuses that his girlfriend joins the club. Meulin’s boylfriend

Cronus is Spiky. Great Master of The PompadourTM. Tries too much. Pretends he smokes. His big brother actually kills people. Was the delinquants’ leader before Vriska arrived “Back off doll this ain’t a place for a chick like you. Unless, you came to see m- OWV STOP PLEASE THIS HURT” “::::D”

Meenah is Musume. Loanshark’s daughter, mean, filthy rich, doesn’t like to do boring stuff and has her yes on senpai to kill him.

Pop is the headmaster and instead of a tazer he uses pranks 

Mom is the teachers. all of them. and the nurse. and the psychiatrist. at least she’s not the lunchlady. probably not.

Bro is ayano. He is a creep. And a dick. And an abuser. and a dick. annoyedlord would like me to let you know that Bro is also a dick

Grandpa is the sport teacher. he uses tigers and cheetas to make his sudents run faster

dad is the policemen. All of them. The entire policeforce of the town is dad. at least he’s not the lunchlady. probably not

nana is the detective. she’s probably the tunchlady

Lil Cal is Ryoba

[discountyam]

Okay I'm too proud of this not to shove it onto here. Yanderestuck: @sgt-spank

[sole-soul-survivor]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas, Jake English/Dirk Strider Characters: Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Dirk Strider, Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider, Kankri Vantas, Gamzee Makara, Kurloz Makara, The Signless | The Sufferer, Grand Highblood (Homestuck), Troll Dancestors, Troll Ancestors (Homestuck), papa vantas, Bro Strider, John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Roxy Lalonde, Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam, Porrim Maryam, The Dolorosa (Homestuck), Cronus Ampora, Eridan Ampora, Orphaner Dualscar, Terezi Pyrope, Latula Pyrope, Neophyte Redglare, Sollux Captor, Mituna Captor, The Psiioniic | The Helmsman Additional Tags: Earth C (Homestuck), Pesterlog(s) (Homestuck), POV Karkat Vantas, Depression, References to Depression, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Anxiety, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Self-Harm, Lowblooded Trolls (Homestuck), Highblooded Trolls (Homestuck), Karkat Vantas Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, Sober Gamzee Makara, Yandere, Blood and Injury, Blood, Minor Injuries, Serious Injuries, Unrequited Love, Crushes, Fluff, Angst with a Happy Ending, Happy Ending, Violence, Racism, Xenophobia, Homophobia, Sleepy Cuddles, Hurt/Comfort, Family Feels, Kanaya Maryam/Karkat Vantas Moirallegiance, Flushed Romance | Matesprits Summary:

Your name is Karkat Vantas, and, you're getting pretty sick of living after the game.

"You know what my favorite colour is, right Karkles?" "No, I don't care Strider." Dave stepped incredibly close to Karkat, who could feel Dave's body heat through their clothes. "Red." Life sucked sometimes, so much that Karkat stopped to wonder if he was being punished. If the universe wanted to bestow upon him the most annoying alien in existence. Dave Strider himself. But you don't believe that's what Karkat truly thinks, do you? Well, leave it to fate when someone needs an attitude adjustment. Karkat, the hopeless, hopeless romantic doesn't know what other trials will be forced upon him in the form of the hue which dripped through his veins and his old friend, Gamzee Makara.

(TW: depression, self-harm, and brief mentions of suicide)