#yall r so smart and creative

[froglover7789]

You. You get it. I've seen so many fics where Boba and Luke are always at each others throats for some reason even though Luke isn't the type to hold on to a grudge when he knows that Boba was just doing his job. Boba hates Jedi on principle but he'd genuinely like Luke as a person once he gets to know him. I think Boba can be petty but he's matured enough after that sarlacc incident to actually get along with Luke despite his hatred for the Jedi.

I like to think that Boba would ask Luke for advice on how to be a better daimyou since Luke has lived on Tatooine for most of his life and Luke would happily help Boba to better the lives of the people. Luke's a great judge of character and very forgiving despite whatever wrong was done to him.

thankyou anon🙏🙏🙏

ive also seen those fics and they make me booty scratch... like. luke forgave vader (committed genocide multiple times) but yall dont think he could forgive boba fett???? all bro did was his job! like!!! lets be real with ourselves here.

also the daimyo thing is something i hadnt thought about... that could be so cool... and also probs give boba more street cred bc "holy shit hes friends with Last Jedi and Savior of the Galaxy Luke Skywalker" and that would also make the new republic trust him enough to let him do his thing on tatooine... hmmm.... much to think about.....

[fellow-fandom-fruitifier]

Istg the LMK fandom treats 6EM’s death like a choose ur own adventure game

Should he actually die or should LBD fuck w/ him & make him believe he died? He did die, alr. Would u like the reason 2 be 1 of the classics or a unique 1? 1 of the classic, ok ok. Would u like him 2 attack Tripitaka out of jealousy (assuming SWK joined heaven 2 flee all their problems & abandoning him, seeing SWK happy & w/ other friends) or out of protectiveness (he saw the circlet @ work)? Out of protectiveness, sure bestie we can work w/ this. Now would u like 4 the fight 2 get so heated 6EM forgets/refuses 2 explain why he attacked in the 1st place (leaving SWK 2 assume it was out of hate) or would you like 4 him 2 try 2 explain only 4 SWK 2 b 2 deep in denial? No proper communication, sure sure. Alright so next u wanna-

[faeiapalette]

Just wanna drop some personal opinions. I. I swear to god i have heard people complaining for a thousand times about how Ayato’s LE route was “horrible” and all of them has the same reasoning being “it’s unfair”, so i came to share my point of view:

His route wasn't even that bad? 😅 Yall r pissed bc he got treated like shit in his route (yeah, bc he hurted his brothers. He blinded Laito and broke Kanato’s leg. Accidentally or whatever.) What everyone has already known is the S boys' relationship is trash from the begining, ofc they'll act like that? Kanato the one who will scream at your face and treat you with the "idc what tf your reason is i want YOU to take responsibility" and Laito who has grudges with Ayato all the way at the begining? Then comes Reiji who tried so hard for years to become the leader/ leader's right hand man just to serve a person he view as narrow and incompetent (bruh idk about Kanato but everyone else' has something that makes others respect them for. In the Sakamaki family. Shu's smart and know how to act like a big bro when needed, Reiji's a strategist and has been studying to be the heir for years, Laito's intelligent af, and Subaru is the purest among vampires, it’s will be pretty hard to explain this now but all i can say is “it’s smth related to politics in the DL world”), with the last straw being that one hurting his own people? And Ruki who longs for the king's title, who's as dedicated to Karl as Reiji, and is able to seethrough the same Ayato who's unfit to rule all along? 💀 girl. If you people's going to play blame game, blame everyone including Ayato then. He DID made a big mistake. Even it isn't his intention to do so. Try to walk in other people's shoes (in term of mindset and feelings cuz you're oh so capable to do so when it comes to Ayato in other people's route ^^.)

This IS the route suitable for smo with the title "main hero". Because it's different from every other routes. S boys have to deal with both personal problems and their leader position. Now, what kind of personal problem does Ayato have? ^^ Egomaniac, solved. Hatred for Cordi, done in DF. Hating his father? There are some, but not as much as Laito, cuz Laito’s a big personal grudge that can make him going from borderline suicidal to try everything in everyway to khs because he has to receive smth from Karl (No takesy backsy~ Your supplier Karl’s ded). Ayato doesn't. The writers tried their best to make a big ass personal problem for him ya know ^^. 5 other routes r pretty much… peas in the same pot, but Ayato got the element of surprise 👍 Wouldn't that make his route stand out from his brothers', like what a "main hero's route" will be? ^^ Talking about surprises,

Rejet's marketing strategy. Do you know what do Ayato's Daylight aka the most “well-liked daylight cd” and Ayato's LE route have in common? They doesn't follow the stream every other routes does. They stand out. Yes. Because what people like, isn't just sweet moments and fanservices. They long for new things. Creativity. Ayato's route has both of these. Decent amount of sweet moments with Yui, a tear he never shed. So not too much Overall, balance 👍.

II. ��The M boys are so narrow-minded when they be like “Aristocrats this aristocrats that” to the S boys, S boys went through traumas too”

THEY-WON’T-KNOW?????? If the S boys don’t share????? Where do you think they’d get that information from? Karl casually telling his surbonates “I traumatized my sons”? The players, aka us, know about their pasts because Rejet puts them in every opening of the prolouge/ epilogues, so we can read their thoughts, sympathize with them, whatever, but can the M boys/ any other boys see them too? You finish the puzzle.

(Trivial matter, if my memories is correct M boys, (for example Kou) have been showing sympathy everytime S boys told them something about their past (in that drama cd where 2/3 of the triplet doing recalls about Cordi’s cooking)).

In conclusion, the “narrow-minded” one is the one saying the similar statement above. ^^

III. There’s no “main character” in otome games.

I don’t think i have to explain the reason, since someone has already said that out loud (“If there’s one “main character”, what are the other 12 for?”, i recall) And i thought everyone knows this already. Because there’s has already been a term for that in the otoge community, being “posterboy”. Yes. The one appearing in almost every posters, the one having the most screentime if the project has an anime adaption, whose cd is the 1st ever to be released. Ect. So. Let’s talk about Young Blood. I see a lot of people thinks that “Oh the story revolves around Ayato and Karl in this manga favors Ayato more than any other sons of his. He must be the main character. If otherwise, why didn’t they make 5 more mangas?” Have you ever thought about how making 5 more manga, with the same plot would spill the budget and no company is dumb enough to not realize that so they just do one that revolves around their representative aka the posterboy and let their audiences do the math that if we change to other boys’ perspective the story would go on the same way (with some tiny events/ details being changed?)

I hope people grow some perspective.

IV. Nothing much. I’m just a little disappointed on how most people i’ve seen here have nothing to say about but how “nice and helpful” the boys is (judging characters based on their moral. I mean there’s more to talk about than just that?)

V. Ruki along with Reiji, Kanato and Laito (idk about other boys) are the most misunderstood character in this fandom (Ruki alone, all because people doesn’t understand his action and try to rationalize them in their own one-way, tunnel-liked, logically wrong way of reasoning, causing the action to look totally stupid and meaningless. Even some resources of him are translated wrong causing even more misunderstandings. (By the way, Reiji fans, Kanato fans, please tag me in posts solving misconceives about your oshi please. I would love to read them. 😔) P/s: Oh and something about Ruki, ofc him killing that cat is wrong, no question asked 👍 Though “=> He should not be entrusted with a pet of all kind bc he’ll kill them” + “=> he hates cats” is also wrong (yall be paying too much attention to the cat and forgot about the bird scene. Those birds he refused to feed. Did he lay a hand on them may i ask?)

[freewxll]

If I ever see skrimps I’ll make sure he’s good..

I waited so long to maintain and reestablish a baseline..

No ulterior motive.

Work and difficult work are two different bags!!

Id rather get growth out of it if I “have”(which imo if relative to tax bracket more than moral obligation and social contract)

For all of us..

Than to advance myself or my brand..

Personally I think we have ALL been stung, hurt, or scared.. by the zeitgeist that’s been created by technology..

And this is a cultural pivot point that transcends any county.

Maybe even old history itself.

We are past the age of information.

Currently in the result of that.

The age of “metadata”

Some things can be “algorithmically” reversed

But also created.

I think that’s worth the cost..

However if the general populace doesn’t grace those for a second while we transverse this new tech and its social implications.. it’s gonna be a huge waste of time and money..

We are all still human regardless of we get implants

Personally I think human error keeps creativity spinning

And that requires a delicate balance of Freeform uncertainty and comfortably to feel vulnerable to create something novel..

90s babies are literally begging not for world dominance 😂

Fuck that too exhausting..

But a a token of trust and understanding when we talk our shit

We is tired we is smart we control memes since 9gag/funnyjunk

We would like to afford houses property and ownership..

And we can vhs just as much as streaming

Lastly there’s way more money in all of us not being dicks to one another

And spending r&d money on solutions to make life more sustainable for those at the lowest monetary scales..

That kinda tech hooks the rich up with practical “ your back hurts “ or “innovative art” which fulfills the emotional needs in life..

Which could help the back pain from stress 😂🫠

Plus.. you guys are gonna need to study actual survival foot chain, economic, or social construct regardless if you want to explore the moon or mars long term..

So stop trying to see what spins my top

It’s sad and I don’t like doing that as a checksum

The older I get the more emotionally devastated it results in..

That’s what makes it a dependable spin..

Justice knows nothing of that..

20 years into crawling! 🙌🏾🎉❤️‍🔥🤯🤷🏽‍♂️🪩

Imo we are letting kids born after 2000 learn the way we did

Takes time for most there’s still some I went to high school with that are “SMART!!” that still struggle..

Mainly because of how you contemplate implications of how “ interconnected “ we all truly are now a days..

We don’t demand direct compensation for our metadata being used to crate the algorithms you guys bank off of now but like can we get some positivity out of it..

Like actual guidance towards our goals of you guys are able to “typecast” us out.. or atleast like good.. dank memes.

TikTok kids have dances leave us our goofy images of serotonin and/or oxytocin

If the joke is inside enough it can get that deep because we are the fist generation where… and I shit you not..

We can spit GAME though memes and that shit POWERFUL..

Like the woman I have crush on is FINE..

But her meme game is sooooo strong

And she sprinkled in food reels because the real way is through the tummy..

She got me on multiple front yall..

I’ll continue to make stuff and you can throw the whole litter at me..

But imma wait and say nah!!

#nahmean

[kitkate91060]

Lets not forget how much Red hates Tim (as anyone should) and he was 👌 this close to killing him. We all know that he would've but she told him not to and grabbed his arm. He didn't even look down at the arm, like with Ress. He didn't really look that mad either. In that first gif with Ress, Red was the one who told Ress to go. But in that scene in s1 finale, Liz was the one to be in charge. And ofc Red would listen. We already know that Liz is stubborn and doesn't listen to what Red says. But Red, ofc, would listen to Liz. His love for her has always been so strong to the point he'll always come so close into killing Tim. Time and time again. But wouldn't. Like in the pilot he hires some other dude to hurt him. For the same reason he gave to Naomi's husband: "You make her happy. That's the only reason you're still here."

(ik that this isnt the proper gif for the scene but its whatever)

Red usually hates it when people grab him. Notice the contempt Red shows towards Ressler in both gifs above (and in the first gif Ressler was not being a jerk). Now compare it to when Lizzie grabs him below:

I think he likes it when she grabs him. In fact, I know he does.

Lizzie please come back so you can grab him some more!

[ao3gingerswag]

Dean’s lost a lot of his go-to answers for solving problems. Having sex and getting hit used to solve everything. Sam’s getting hit? Dean just makes John hit him. John’s in debt? Dean can pay it off by having sex. Dean made a mistake? He can make it up to John by being hit and having sex.

So now, when Dean if faced with new problems, his first thought tends to be having sex or being beat to fix it, but those aren’t options anymore. So slowly over time, he builds up other skills. He can talk his way out of problems, he can earn extra money for the inn by learning to make more specialty foods, he can invest money in a new tool to make a chore easier. It takes time, but he learns to be much more flexible in his problem solving and when he comes up with creative solutions, Cas is impressed and calls Dean smart and Dean eventually starts internalizing the idea that he is competent and can able to solve new problems as they arise

Ace

;~; yeah ;~; one day not too long after the end of the outside cas is really stressed about money (maybe bc of the loss they took from shutting down for the weeks he was off looking for dean) and dean like Knows hes Not Allowed To Whore Anymore but he like literally thinks that the only way to solve money problems its what he’s always done and he’s fucked enough in the head that he still doesnt really understand why he isn’t allowed (not that he’s complaining, usually, but right now he wants to solve cas’s problem/stress more than he wants to keep himself safe ;~;) so he risks bringing it up again. and ofc cas is like Absolutely Not and dean like genuinely doesnt understand he like even slightly argues for once hes like!!! i dont understand! i can solve this problem i can fix this!! its not pleasant but ill live and then u will be happy bc u wont be stressed!!!! and cas is like NO!!! ur can’t just hurt yourself to solve other people’s problems!!! and dean is like ;~; ??? because that’s always what he’s done :(

oooh a like draft of a story idea is coming like what if dean goes behind cas’s back bc cas doesnt have a different way to solve the problem of needing more money. so he starts by trying to seduce the grumpy dude in the corner whos there like twice a week bc hes like well maybe that guy could be a regular. do u guys think that works? lol no that grumpy guy is Bobby!!! and bobby is like 

and hes like wtf are u doing. whats going on whats wrong with u. is someone putting u up to this. and dean is like :( no :( and bobbys like ok then whats all this then. and dean ends up telling bobby all about the stress they r under and how they dont have enough money and how cas wont let him help and he doesnt know what to do just like spills everything bc bobby has that effect on people. and bobby is like ok well get ur head on straight calm down its gonna be ok u absolute infant i can give yall a lone. and he does and thats how dean learns that a very good way to solve problems besides having sex or getting beat is asking for help ;~; 

(also obviously bobby never collects on that “loan”)

[barnesbabee]

Happy Atiny Don’t Be A Dick Day!!!!!!

This is a great idea by @actuallythatwaspromise and I really wanted to participate bc I have so many people to be thankful for

@mamabird3348 - you HAD to be first. One of my first supporters ever that stuck around. From day one you been here reblogging my content (even if sometimes they were shitty), hyping me up and making me feel better. Thank you so much baby, I treasure you a lot 💖

@needyateez - One of the people I’m closest to in here. Super talented, super smart, I can’t highlight how lucky I am that I got the baddest bitch on tumblr by my side. I absolutely adore you and your work.

@vocalyunho - Idk why but I feel so relaxed when I talk to you ashdahsdaj you just have such a nice, soft vibe and I love to talk to you, it’s like talking to an older sister. Not @ how you are one of my favourite writers here as well 👀👀

@mangotexts - you’re an OG one too, you taught me how to allow people to ask anonymously, you’re a real sweetheart and super fun to talk to, thanks for putting up with me this long 💖

@mingishoe - kinda thought you hated me in the beginning Idk why asdgasdaksjhd but I really wanted to be your friend cause you were the first writer whose work I looked up to and the first one I really admired, also you seemed really kind and funny, which you’ve proven to be true  🥺

@mingless - I AM SORRY FOR ALL THE IDENTITY CRISIS 🙏 but you give me crackhead energy and I honeslty love your blog, it’s always so aesthetic

@smallfrye - you are just  a d o r a b l e. I love to talk to you you’re so soft and understanding and such a great person overall. You have a really kind and pure personality so I always feel great talking to you, you’re always there for anyone and you can light up anyone’s day, Ily 💖💖

@toffee-hwa - from day 1 I thought you were super cute because of the way you reacted when I follow you. You have absolute crackhead energy and you’re super nice, I love talking to you. You’re such an energy pill you can make anyone happy, Istg... OYA OYAAA

@ifonlykpopletmelive - your vine knowledge is 👌👌 chef’s kiss baby. Also crackhead energy at its best. I love talking to you and sorry we don’t talk much, I’m shit at replying asdsagjdhask love your personality tho, super bright and funny!!

@notasiren21 - you’re sooo fun to talk to, super extroverted and super uplifting. Talking to you is always amazing 

@illusionowl - bitchhhh fuck you honestly. No one can be so funny and pretty. Choose one. You have some dumb bitch energy but you’re really smart and creative and you literally have the prettiest eyes and the prettiest smile? An amazing bitch let me tell yall I fucking love you

@seiiblue - you’re so fucking sweet 🥺🥺 your asks and comments always make me so soft, I love to receive them. You’re such a great person I wish I could get to know you better, I feel like you’re really soft ��✨

@atiny-piratequeen - Even though we haven’t talked many times I can see you’re a very down-to-earth person and really intelligent, I love you and your works, you’re a really amazing person Fie 💖💖

AND TO ALL MY ANONS: I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY BETTER YOU ALL DESERVE THE BEST IN THE WORLD 💖💖

[izukult]

hi hi! I wanted to ask if I could participate in the playlist event?? if it’s closed just ignore this!! well I’m a cancer n infj I listen to all types of music but mostly happy songs or songs which make u feel like a baaaad b!!. I guess my top 3 genres would be pop, r&b, n indie. I usually just listen to sad songs when I’m sad already or when it’s raining n I wanna feel like the main character (y/n whomST?) AHAHAH. I loove architecture, fashion, n travel! My friends would typically describe me as smart, reliable, n creative but extremely “”extra”” (???) witty n sarcastic it gets annOYING. oh n I guess i would be the (reluctant) mom friend!! buuut I would say I’m quite shy on the outside but once u get to kno me I’m a diff person?? AHAHHA anw im sorry if this is too long!! thank youu i love ur blog sm 🥺💗

hi lovely!!! okay i don’t know if this what you’re looking for, because i haven’t seen a lot of <3 stuff about him and if you want someone else message me but i literally see you and tanaka being the power couple? like yall would wreck fucking HAVOC. everyone thinks you’re cute asl, but they also fear for their lives😼 when you’re around. along with that, though, you can easily calm tanaka down and you both put your all into your friends. you definitely hang w noya a lot (and there’s like a 110% chance he is in love with you too🤨) and it’s just good vibes. it’s like havin that best friend / partner dynamic :D

also he asks for help on hw all the time. you cannot escape thag.

i’m gonna link the playlist and then list it<3

1. novacane- frank ocean

2. sweet talk- saint motel

3. scotty doesn’t know- lustra

4. EARFQUAKE- tyler the creator

5. promiscuous- nelly furtado

6. slow jamz- twista, kanye west, jamie foxx

7. put your records on- ritt momney

8. honey, i’m good- andy grammer (LOL SORRY BUT HE BLARES THIS SHIT)

9. stuck in the middle- tai verdes

10. 1 thot 2 thot red thot blue thot- yung gravy

11. drew barrymore- SZA

12. sativa- jhené aiko, swae lee

13. i miss the old u- black ear

14. kiwi- harrystyles

15. buzz cut- lovelytheband

i’m gonna be honest. if someone gave me this playlist, i would feel unsettled. the vibes are all over i’m so sorry i wish i could make this one pretty but i just feel like it would definitely be like this 😕🤝 if you don’t like any of the songs PLS LMK AND I WILL CHANGE IT WND IF YOU HATE THIS MEASAGE ME AND I WILL MAKE U ANOTHER ONE BC IDK HOW I FEEL AB THIS

[freshsliceoflemon]

1 | Projects and Objects

James Madison recently gotten a number from one of his classmates, since the two have a project due next week. Turns out, the number is incorrect which leads him into talking to a total stranger, and then into an absolute disaster.

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This is a college + modern + text/chat AU. It's a slow burn fanfiction, too, but not including Burr and Lee's relationship along with Hercules and Lafayette's. Madison/Jefferson/Hamilton ship. Warning: Cursing. _______________________

***-***-**** (3:55) P.M): Hello, Molly, this is James Madison. You gave me your number in class in regards to the group project we were recently assigned to. Since it is our duty to work together as partners, I hope we can come to an agreement where we have little to no social interaction at all.

??? (4:01 P.M): wot

???: Oh yeh

???: Think you have the wrong number, my dude

???: Yeah*

***-***-****: Pardon?

***-***-***: I have checked the number three times already.

???: Lmao molly gave you a fake number

???: she isn’t interested in u

***-***-****: Why should she be, anyway? I am not interesting in the slightest. We’re just partners for a project that we were assigned. Don’t assume.

***-***-****: Please disregard my rude interruption from whatever you were doing, I shall proceed to erase your number from my contacts and we will carry on like this never happened.

???: What

???: Noo dude wiat

???: James

???: jAmes

???: JAMES ANSWER ME THEERE’s A FIRE

***-***-****: If there is a fire, you should have called the fire department.

???: I just wanted to text u, sheesh >:^

***-***-**** (4:10): What is that.

??? : What is what ???: The emoji thingie??

???: Smh

???: I want to be your friend!! can we be friends????

***-***-****: Why? There is no reason for us to be, I just managed to get the wrong number.

???: I’m thomas!! Thomas Jefferson!!!

???: C’mon, let’s be friends! You seem like a cool guy

???: And a nerd, and nerds are my type ;))

***-***-****: What.

***-***-****: Whatever. I have no interest in pursuing a relationship with you, Jefferson. We don’t know each other at all, and I do not have time for friends. This project is worth half of my semester grade, and I will not be failing because of this foolery.

???: Smhhh

???: Seriously?? no time for friends

???: That’s really sad, my dude

???: well, guess what

***-***-****: What, pray tell?

???: Your my best friend now >:DD

***-***-***: You’re*.

***-***-****: And no, how does one simple interaction make you my “best friend”?

???: You’re my best friend now, shut up

***-***-****: Are you serious?

???: I’ll prove it to you then!!! watch!

***-***-****: What.

______

       Macaroni Fxcker added ***-***-**** to Anatomical Lasers

Macaroni Fxcker (4:11 PM): Guys!!! tell james that I’m his best friend and that he can never deny it!!

A.Hammy: what

A.Hammy: dude who did you add

Macaroni Fxcker: My bestest best friend james

smile the fk more: I thought I was your best friend, Thomas

Macaroni Fxcker: Youre my second best friend don’t worry

A.Hammy: who did you add jefferson

Macaroni Fxcker: James!! say hii!

Baguetteroni: Hi James

***-***-****: Jefferson, why did you add me to this?

Baguetteroni: Wow

Macaroni Fxcker: I wanted to prove to you that im your best friend >:|!!

A.Hammy: smh..

A.Hammy: did you kidnap someone? again?

Macaroni Fxcker : Uh, no

smile the fk more: Thomas, are you lying

Macaroni Fxcker: I’m not!!

Macaroni Fxcker: damn now i have to convince yall that im not lying

***-***-****: What.

***-***-****: You kidnapped someone before?

A.Hammy: ugh we talked about this before jefferson

A.Hammy: so, “james”, what’d you do to get kidnapped by thomas jefferson???

***-***-****: I wasn’t kidnapped.

Macaoni Fxcker: Yeh!!! he said that he didnt have time for friends soo

       Seabunny is now online.

Seabunny: Whaat? But everyone needs friends :^

Leelee: omg stop fucking spamming my notifications guys

smile the fk more: Charles, mute the chat if you dislike the notifications

Leelee: shut up

smile the fk more: Yeah, I’ll shut up alright Leelee: oh no.

       smile the fk more is now offline.

Leelee: oh n o

Seabunny: So James! What’s your zodiac sign?? favourite animal???

Baguetteroni: Oooooo whats ur favourite color??????

***-***-****: what have you done jefferson

Macaroni Fxcker: I added you to my group chat duh

Macaroni Fxcker: I thought you were smart or somethin

       ***-***-**** has left Anatomical Lasers

       Macaroni Fxcker added ***-***-**** to Anatomical Lasers

A.Hammy: bruh

Seabunny: ó .ò

Seabunny : What about favourte herbal tea?????

Leelee: wooow.

       ***-***-**** has left Anatomical Lasers

Macaroni Fxcker: Omg stop

       Macaroni Fxcker added ***-***-**** to Anatomical Lasers

       ***-***-**** has left Anatomical Lasers Macaoni Fxcker: Bitch Seabunny: Oop-

       Macaroni Fxcker added ***-***-**** to Anatomical Lasers Macaroni Fxcker: You should change your nickname Macaroni Fxcker: Numbers are boring, james >:|

***-***-****: Numbers are not boring and never will be. Just let me leave.

       ***-***-**** has left Anatomical Lasers

A.Hammy : Stp A.Hammy : fuck i meant stop* A.Hammy: it’s getting annoying

Leelee: lmao fucker Herc’s a femboy: Woah we have a new person 😳😳😳        Macaroni Fxcker added ***-***-**** to Anatomical Lasers Macaroni Fxcker: Look, james Macaroni Fxcker: I won’t stop until you stay Seabunny: Yeah!! I tried leaving a bunch of times before but I was never able to leave :>!! ***-***-****: Whatever, I give up. I have things to tend to, anyway. Baguetteroni: Like what        ***-***-**** is now offline. A.Hammy: damn jefferson A.Hammy: you made him mad lmaoo Macaroni Fxcker: I didn’t make him mad >:((((( ______        Macaroni Fxcker is now online. Macaroni Fxcker (5:43 PM): Jamesss are you alive?? Macaroni Fxcker (5:49 PM): Hellloooo??        A.Hammy is now online. A.Hammy: smh A.Hammy: cant you just dm him or some shit Macaroni Fxcker: I feel lonely right now so no >:(( A.Hammy: you’re overdramatic Macaroni Fxcker: You’re a cold blooded tiger shark, idiot A.Hammy: you frivolous wanna-be movie trope Macaroni Fxcker: Bruh you’re just a fuckinsnasdasdkasdjjjdjksdj,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, A.Hammy: what. A.Hammy: answer me A.Hammy: what the hell were you about to say A.Hammy: bitch Macaroni Fxcker: Whoopsie doodlie i dropped my computer on my face teehee o3o A.Hammy: how the hell do you do that? A.Hammy: actually don’t respond A.Hammy: it’s obvious that you of all people would do that Macaroni Fxcker: Ouch, hamilton,, you wound me A.Hammy: i sure hope i do.        Herc’s a femboy is now online. Herc’s a femboy: Kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Macaroni Fxcker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) A.Hammy: shut the up Macaroni Fxcker: Excuse me?!?!!?1? A.Hammy: you’re excused Macaroni Fxcker: Humph >:| Herc’s a femboy: Lol gotta go Herc’s a femboy: I still need to finish sewing the scarf Macaroni Fxcker: Byeee A.Hammy: bye A.Hammy: have fun

       Herc’s a femboy is now offline.

       ***-***-**** is now online.

Macaroni Fxcker: Omg james it’s been so looong how are youu? ***-***-****: It’s been at least an hour since we last spoke, Jefferson. Macaroni Fxcker: Ugh only seeing numbers as your name is boooring ***-***-****: Numbers are not boring. A.Hammy: they’re not as boring as your mom tho Macaroni Fxcker: aLex we don’t know anything about james mom don’t say that DD:< A.Hammy: chill A.Hammy: whyre you so mad lmfaoo Macaroni Fxcker: >.> Macaroni Fxcker: James james james james change your nammmeee already ***-***-****: Why, exactly? Macaroni Fxcker: Changing your nickname thingie makes it less likely for you to leave!! Macaroni Fxcker: And i wanna know what creative things you can come up with!        A.Hammy has changed ***-***-****’s nickname to loser Macaroni Fxcker: Wtf hamilton A.Hammy: hahh loser loser: Sigh. loser: If you insist on me changing my nickname, then;        loser changed their name to Pluto A.Hammy: wow so amazing A.Hammy: i bet flat earthers love you

Pluto: What a shame, seeing as how you haven’t confessed to me yet. A.Hammy: what the shit no A.Hammy: smh i don’t support flat earthers Macaroni Fxcker: Woah. Pluto: “Woah”? Macaroni Fxcker: How small are you?? A.Hammy: i swear if you’re taller than me i’m going to kick you into next wednesday Macaroni Fxcker: I meant height btw Pluto: I’m 5’4. Why is this information necessary? Macaroni Fxcker: omg A.Hammy: i Macaroni Fxcker: omg omg omg you finally found someone shorter than you hammy A.Hammy: don’t fucking call me hammy Macaroni Fxcker: Hey, pluto Pluto: Yes? Macaroni Fxcker: Welcome. you have officially joined this group chat! we should celebrate Pluto: Thank you, I suppose. A.Hammy: yeah, welcome A.Hammy: i sure hope you enjoy your stay A.Hammy: because you aren’t getting out of here alive Pluto: I’ll keep that in mind. Thank you.

[freckliedan]

talk to me about 2007 phil

hi anon this is perhaps not the phillie answer u were hoping for bc im a lesbian and even phil doesn’t do it for me i know, weird, what’s up with that i know there’s lesbians who r like “i’m still a lesbian but phil tho” and for some reason that’s just not me anyways that’s off topic but 2007 phil, huh. he was TWENTY WHAT THE FUKC? like im 22 now and i can’t imagine being like. making videos w regularly on the internet at age 20? 

bc he was really out there just making wildly creative and unique videos and i hav such mad respect for how much time & energy & he put into youtube like? i went back and watched a bunch of his 2007 videos before answering this (not all of them bc there’s like 21 on the drug deal and im in college yall) and i watched his video with the letter from 2008? and like. knowing that in 2008 he wasn’t even sure he’d still be on youtube in 10 years? that in 2007 it wasn’t really a “real” job? just something he loved doing?

like. ouch oof my heart? he’s literally an inspiration.

his vids just??????? tell stories??????? my literal biggest impression was like “wow that’s an aquarius” cos not to be on my astrology bs but aquariuses r just so fucking! smart and creative n filled with big ideas and im so glad every day that phil puts his big ideas into video form.. thenk u for my lyfe phil i’m so glad u stuck with youtube

the other biggest impression was that he was really lonely :c . like, there’s other people around a Lot in his vids? but especially the ones that are more films and less of vlogs even if the message isn’t lonliness it’s still like. There. it’s still just omnipresent. like the kind of lonliness that comes from being around people all the time but still not feeling connected to them? of having a lot of friends but maybe not feeling like you’re anyone’s Best friend? of maybe being really good at listening to other people and supporting them but not great at opening up in return so never really feeling close to anyone or understood by anyone? & ouch oof my heart yall.

& not to b demon when answering an ask about phil specifically but i’m forever emo over the fact that even tho ppl focus on the ways that dan’s supported by phil and how phil helps dan it’s an equal relationship & they both are so important to eachother and like. when it comes to how much of an impact and how important dan was to phil the point is!!!!

phil keeps dan from sinking, and dan keeps phil from disconnecting. like. yeah. this is the short version of my rant but i’m really glad neither of them is lonely anymore.

[personagf-moved]

alphabet & soft questions ✨

I was tagged by my bb’s @prksjmiin (alphabet ask) and @joonieblossoms (soft ask) and i didn’t want to make two separate posts so im gonna apologize in advance bc i decided to stick both posts together :’) dkdkkdkd yall aint gotta read everything but if u do ily and im sorry i write novels on novels dlfksdkf

i’ll tag @koyasdad, @1ovegf, @joonlit, @sleepyyyoongs, @constellationstars and @capgi 💘

honestly feel free to do either one or both or none if u want dkkdkdkd i just wanted to tag u guys bc ily

Alphabet ask:

a // age: 21

b // birthplace: new jersey!

c // current time: 1:17 am

d // drink you had last: coffee

e // easiest person to talk to: my brother when he isnt being an absolute fool

f // favorite songs: 

aint it fun - paramore

trivia love 

honey - kehlani

abbey - mitski

moonlight - ariana grande

g // grossest memory: i was in the city one time and a bird shit on my forehead. i think about it at least twice a week 

h // horror yes or horror no:  H O R R O R   Y E S   B A B E E E Y Y Y Y Y Y Y im the absolute worst person i’ll dead ass watch a scary movie/video or read horror stories by myself just bc. 

i // in love: with my whole ass soulmate namjoon. i luv u string bean man

j // jealous of people: im not even gonna try to lie i am a very jealous person and i am so sorry about it but i really cant help it lmfao. blame my scorpio venus i guess

k // kids of your own someday: when i say i have been thinking about this everyday.........! i wanna have it all i want the kids the white picket fence the dream house everything. i cant wait to be a mommy one day and love n support my bb’s :’)

l // love at first sight or should i walk by again: we a whole ass fool on main and believe in love at first sight!!!! i really do believe soulmates are a true thing and if a love is destined to be across an infinite span of lifetimes and universes then it will always find its way back. when you know, you know, and i genuinely believe that. 

m // middle name: padilla

n // number of siblings: 1 older brother, 1 half brother (older), and 1 half sister (older)

o // one wish: to find true love

p // person you last called: my manager bc i had a work question lol

q // question you’re always asked: “why are you like this” (usually friends @ me when i wild out...which is like everyday), “are you mad?”, “how old are you REALLY?”, “how’s your brother?” (bc he ghosts all family n i have to speak on his behalf like always fsdfjksdf)

r // random fact about you: i once used a horrible bootleg copy of the force awakens to make a star wars crack video dubbing the part in shrek when he first meets donkey over the scene when rey first met bb-8 and it went viral and has like 200,000 notes and even had articles written about it. also i had a weird fascination with jar jar binks and danny devito when i was in high school and i had a habit of making either one of them my icon on school accounts so i could make people laugh when they emailed me or saw me in a word document skfkkkfkf

s // song you last sang: “abbey” by mitski :’(

t // time you woke up: exactly 10 this morning and it was weird bc i picked up my phone and it had JUST turned 10 when i looked i was so shook lol 

u // underwear colour: she be black 

v // vacation destination: paris bc im a basic bitch :’) also japan/all asian countries. i wanna connect with my roots more :/

w // worst habit: yeeting the fuck outta people’s lives when i think they’re getting too close/when i get overwhelmed. im sorry im a flighty bitch @ anyone i’ve ever ghosted :( i love anyone who’s ever tried to talk to me and its never ur fault, i just get the urge to escape sometimes and i’m trying to fix it 

x // x-rays: omg @ tori dead ass me too tho, i had x-rays when i broke my arm when i was around 6 :o

y // your favorite food: my mom’s spaghetti! and sushi. also i love any and all filipino food but specifically i like nilaga and kare-kare oooo baby

z // zodiac sign: we’re a proud libra sun 

Soft ask:

What’s the smell of your shampoo?

we got them fruity scents up in here we keep that shit smellin like a goddamn strawberry field take a fuckin whiff babes

What’s your aesthetic?

the moon and stars, soft pink and purple sunsets with a burning red on the horizon, sunrises as well, paintings and generally all art revolving around flowers and the celestial, pretty pastel pink and yellow, the sound and smell of rain falling against the window while being curled up in bed uwu 

What’s your favorite time of the day and why?

lately it’s been night time. i generally get more creative and feel more at home during the night. i miss being a morning person tho. 

What do you most like about the beach?

not a lot fklsjdjfkslkdflksdlkf i usually only go to get a tan and walk the boardwalk with my friends, but if i had it my way i would never step foot in the ocean for the rest of my life sdjdjdjdjsj we dont trust her!!!!!!!!!

What do you worry about constantly?

when i’m gonna figure out what i wanna do with my life lol. i took a year off to think about it but all i ended up doing was working myself to exhaustion and getting comfy in a work only mindset and now i’m only even more confused about what i want to pursue. i’m just glad im going to chicago next week because i feel like a change of setting for even just a week could give me a much needed reset on my mindset going into the next year. i worry about the future but the problem is i worry about the present too lol. oh well, we’ll figure it out!

What is a song you’ve cried to before?

oh boy...

trivia love

moonchild

first love

she used to be mine - waitress soundtrack

20 something - sza

26 - paramore

the letter - kehlani

landslide - fleetwood mac

when you see my friends - mayday parade

and many........many many more...... skskskks music is my main emotional outlet so naturally im gonna cry over anything that reflects my heart

What are some relaxing tips for your followers?

as The World’s Number One Most Stressed Out Human Being™️ i am definitely in no way fit to give advice on how to relax LMFAO 

but i guess something that always works for me is putting on music i KNOW will make me sing a long or make me happy to distract me from the nerves i’m feeling. also putting on my favorite comfort movies to make me feel better (they’re big fish, scott pilgrim vs the world, and spirited away btw lol)

 What are some things that make you tear up?

the ending of coco, seeing my mom cry, or anyone i love cry tbh, when children are neglected/abused, thinking about the world i’ll have to bring my future children into and how i’m going to be able to teach them to stay strong and bright in the face of it, lyrics that hit too close to home, absolutely anything tbh i cry easy

What is your favorite from each sense?

sight - the view of my cherry blossom tree against a pink sunset in the spring of my childhood home, a person’s eyes and how they light up when they smile, especially when they crinkle as they laugh

smell - the earth after rain, a forest in autumn

taste - my mom’s cooking, good coffee on an early morning

sound - beautiful melodies and harmonies to accompany them, a baby cooing, birds chirping at sunrise

touch - my pillow when its nice and cool, a cat’s tummy, a baby’s cheeks, fingers running through my hair

What is an alternative reality you’d like to live in?

one where im married to namjoon n we have a lot of smart musical prodigy babies who have his dopey smile and i live comfortably in our big ass home in korea where i raise our babies n get that good pipe down every night like i should

jk i wanna live in a reality where magic is real and i can cast spells and live my best life as the true witch that i am

What are some troubles you face on a daily basis?

for starters im ugly as shit so theres one

if we mean practically then i have really bad knees and i recently busted them again so its been really hard getting up and down stairs lately and bending over 

but idk theres not really much. emotionally i just tend to get withdrawn and timid in public so it can be hard for me to speak up when i go out

What is one scene from a book that makes you really sad?

unfortunately i haven’t read as many books lately as i did when i was younger...so a lot of my memories are from books that i read like as a kid lol......THAT BEING SAID i think rue and finnick’s death in the hunger games was truly heartbreaking to read, the spine of my copies of both books have cracks on those pages bc i had to read it several times just to really believe it. also i thought it was written so heart wrenchingly well that i had to go back.  also in looking for alaska when pudge, a man who loved to know people’s last words, realized that he would never know alaska’s last words. im also really thankful for that book bc it introduced me to wh auden’s poetry and to this day he’s still one of my favorite poets of all time.  

Say something to your followers:

thank you thank you thank you thank you THANK YOU for following me and for some reason deciding to stay after how many times i act up on the daily. all jokes aside i really appreciate every single one of you no matter the number and i sincerely hope that you always have love and joy in your heart and that 2019 treats you well. i HONESTLY mean it when i say that i am always here if you guys want to talk or send me things or roast me or talk shit seriously i wanna hear it all and talk about it all i think all of you are so interesting and so beautiful and i’d love to get to know more about you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS! yeet!

[princemick-archive]

I refuse to believe that none of you have good surfer au ideas, i refuse yall r so smart and creative please, I need to fucking know ya'lls ideas

[fcuzremade]

it’s the only important virgos bday.... thats right its @hob7’s bday today so i’m getting FIRED UP n EMOTIONAL right now.......... and fair warning im gna brag a LOT!

peach...... is the greatest thing in my whole life!!! i love her so much!!!!! every day we spend as friends is better and better and i cant believe we met online 6 yrs ago and now here we are..........

like we spent vacations together and have traditions we’ve kept up for yrs and have grown up together in so many ways like....... im so proud of the person shes become and i got to be a part of that!!! like how cool!!!!

and even tho we r so far apart a lot of the time we never stop being together REALLY even if its just because we r talking to each other 24/7 ovr the internet. its just such a special friendship.

like idk yall but im hard pressed to find a friendship like ours that has stood through so much for so long at such a distance too

and im so lucky that friendship is with peach bc no one is as goodhearted and kind and pretty and smart and creative and funny as her......

i love her!!! peach i love u!!!! u deserve all the good in the universe and everyone u kno is lucky to know u!!!!!!!

[pinupgalore-lanadelrey]

lana definitely got her career and success by her mouth not by her music just like 90% successful women. yall think she got her career because of how smart she is? She fell to the knees for the men. easy way to be successful woman.

90% of successful women??

So what? Successful women are almost always hoes & no talent? Women can only have success if it’s from pleasuring a man?? and what successful men get there by actual talent??? Bullshit.

 A lot of the famous female singers got big from being child stars anyways.. not from fucking their way up to the top. REGARDLESS. Lana has so much talent and creativity. I can’t name a singer who has written more songs. She’s an endless well of ideas. Who cares who she slept with?? She wrote & performed songs for 5+ YEARS before she got any recognition. Taylor Swift, Selena, Miley, Demi, 5H, Ariana, Adele, Lorde, Sia.. I don’t think any of these women got their success by falling to their knees for some rich asshole. It’s no secret that Lana was promiscuous but that whole statement was so sexist.

The rest of the quote said “but none of them helped me which was annoying”“I had gone to record labels in London a year and a half ago and showed them my songs, but no one was interested.““My record was shelved for two and a half years. But because it was so dark, no one wanted to spend money on promoting it. After two and a half years, everyone came to the understanding that it wasn’t the project they thought it was. I was the only person on their roster, they signed me because they liked me. It was a passion project. Working with David, we thought good things were going to come. But just because you work with someone famous doesn’t mean you’re gonna be famous and no one wrote about that album. It was only out for two and a half months on iTunes. You would think it gave me a nice launching pad, but things stood still for a long time.”  

“First of all, no one was even listening to me for ages, so I did whatever I wanted. I had no fans, the same bands I’ve talked to for five years. I know what I like and what to write about thematically and I have integrity in my musical choices and I’ve stuck to that and I think it’s a nice gift for me because I have stuck to my guns about what I want to hear sonically, so at least I’ve done that right.”

“I have taken taking my music to labels for years, and everyone just thought it was creepy. They thought the images with the music were weird and verging on psychotic. And then, one day, its like people decided it wasn’t actually too strange, it was actually too perfect.”

“I haven’t had any help for a very long time. It’s only recently. You have to understand, record labels don’t invest in people who are unknown. Do you know what A&R guys say to people now? "Come back to me when you’ve sold 1 million units.” That’s the case, and I know because I know everything about it, you know. They don’t sign unknown acts. First of all, it’s an impossibility in the economic environment now. The funny thing is, when I signed to my new labels, I was so happy because I was going to have help. I have great ideas and everyone’s so on board.”

[florally-johnny]

ship please? I'm 5'4, brown hair and eyes, I play sports and get along well with anyone, very caring, smooth to talk to, but a bit awkward around everyone, honestly I'm not shy I will dance in front of a whole school (Idk how to dance so), I read and do creative writing, I'm always determined to finish the job,I'm not a quitter, I would fit into the greaser slot, just without violence and makeup. I have so many manners, just dreaming big, v independent, legit love everyone. Lysm! X 💕

you’re pony’s girl!! 

what’s NOT to love about you? you might think your eyes and hair are nothing special at all, but ponyboy loves looking at you, especially in the sun. your hair and skin literally GLOW and your eyes light up and appear golden and he knows for a fact that you’re some goddess-like entity (and he treats you like one too). he admires how athletic you are and how you’re always down for a good game of pretty much any sport with him and his brothers, and sometimes the gang’ll join in too, just to test your skills (and you drive them STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND YOU GO GIRL!!!) he loves how well you get along with everyone and adores your golden personality overall. he definitely feels and knows he can completely trust you. ALSO,,, YOU TWO COLLABORATE WHEN WRITING!! you weren’t so fond of the new idea at first because your a hard independent worker and you’d prefer to keep it that way, but he begged and begged and you finally gave in and you two created a piece so much more beautiful and meaningful than you had previously thought. you both also low-key tried to start a book club bc why not but it failed (no one turned up anyway) and money was scarce, as usual. but you two settled just fine reading books together and discussing (conspiracy) theories and predictions and discuss shocking plot twists or heart-wrenching deaths and humorous moments. OH an he loves watching you work because of the focused and concentrated expression you take on, and how you block out distractions and finish the task right then and there. he promises your determined mindset is very much adorable. you both definitely look up to each other and learn a lot through shared knowledge between you two. he loves how far you go, how polite you are, how incredible your goals are, and how strong and resilient and smart and loving and caring and gorgeous and warm you are! he just REALLY LOVES you, alright?

BONUS!!:

he definitely gave you that dance in front of the whole school, although he did feel nervous and a bit embarrassed at first because he cant dance either lmao but soon enough, through you, he let loose and had quite some fun at that memorable fall school dance :)

ONE DAY your friends were over at your place and they gave you a “makeover” because they had been pressuring you to wear makeup but ponyboy came by and boY DIDNT EVEN RECOGNISE YOU and he was like yeah, you look neat, but nah, you look perfect without it

okay so,, YALL WERE BEING THREATENED WITH VULGAR COMMENTS BY SOME S(D)O(U)C(E) AND HIS TALL ASS FRIENDS AND PONY WAS LIKE B O Y I’LL POP YOU IN THE HEAD IN A SPLIT SEC DON’T FUCK WITH MY GIRL AND YOU WERE LIKE PONY NO ITS OKAY DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT AND HE WAS SQUARED TF UP AND NO JOKE YOU GOT WORRIED BC PONY WOULDN’T DROP IT AND HE SUGGESTED YOU BOTH FIGHT THEM AND YOU GRABBED THAT KID’S HAND AND R A N BEFORE SHIT GOT REAL AND ALSO IM REALISING I COULD’VE MADE THIS MORE PROSE-LIKE AND SOMETHING SENTIMENTAL AND NOT IN CAPS BUT I’M IN A RATHER COMICAL MOOD AT THE MOMENT SORRY

[rollindoorcycling]

Everything you want to know about AB & SB

P I N K A L E R T:  Everyone knows we love to collaborate with other rockstar businesses in the Lake Area. Lately the Roll Team has been hanging out at Blush Co. with the glam squad getting spray tans, blow outs, eye lash extensions, and basically being spoiled by the best in the most glamorous + luxurious ways.  Lucky us have had the pleasure of getting to know Founders Annabeth Guillory and (believe it or not) Sarabeth Price. These 2 are more than adorable besties. They are smart, creative, trend setters that we caught up with because #everygirlneedsalittleblush

So, ladies....

What made yall want to bring a blowout bar to LCLA? AB: We just flat out loved the experience and when we were on our way home from a girls trip, Sarabeth & I decided to make it happen. SB: Me and Annabeth looked for any opportunity to visit blowdry bars in the cities we visited so we figured it was a great idea for Lake Charles. It took 3 years, but we made it a reality and are loving making life easier & more glamorous for the ladies (and sometimes gentlemen) of Southwest Louisiana! 

What's your "uniform" for Fall?  AB: Leggings or skinnies w. oversized sweaters & a scarf SB: Black leggings, big sweaters, & Uggs are a pregnant girl's best friend sooo, that's me this year. I am expecting baby #2 in March of course we can't wait! 

Current Mantra? AB: Good vibes only! SB: Grow through what you go through.

What time is your alarm set for? AB: 5:30AM SB: 6AM (although my 1 yr old's internal alarm goes off real loud at 12am, 2am, and 3:30am so I'm up pretty much all night :) 

Book you make time to read? AB: The Bible SB: The Bible

Your favorite scent? AB: bvlgari omnia crystalline SB: leaves burning

What's your dream breakfast? AB: Brennen's in Nola SB: Brennen's in Nola 

Daily Breakfast: AB: Chocolate protein shake SB: Protein shake

Best Fitness Tip Ever? AB: Anything (movement) is better than nothing SB: Roll Pressed Juices 

What's always in your gym bag? AB: Earbuds SB: Earbuds

Coffee or Green Juice: AB: Both! SB: Coffee

Song on repeat? AB: XM SB: Brother, Needtobreathe ft. Gavin DeGraw

What's the makeup product you swear by? AB: Jane Iredale Powder SB: Jane Iredale Pure Pressed Powder

We asked Annabeth & Sarabeth these questions separately and they returned their written versions more than a week apart. It's obvious by their answers that great minds think alike and it's no surprise these 2 created Blush Co. to glam up SWLA babes on the regular. Be sure to check out their website: www.everygirlneedsalittleblush.com to book one or two or three of the luxurious beauty services Blush Co. offers! You're going to love it as much as we do!