#yall my elvis shelf ....

[mooodyblue]

yaaaaaas

[kingjaffejoffer]

Thursday Thoughts #36

I am irrationally impressed by complex gang signs. Like my nigga, this is a whole new language. It’s like finger heiroglyphics. 

I bet Iyanla Van Zant cant wait to get her hands on Cardi B so she can make her feel bad about how she acts. 

Carmelo is washed. He’s in the “Fat Elvis” stage of his career

All Kanye had to do is shut up and drop the album. He’s ruined his entire legacy. 

Billions may be the greatest cat & mouse game in TV history

What if the cure for extinction among animals is their ability to evolve to become less threatening and more convenient to be kept as pets by humans. Cats and Dogs are like “we saw this shit coming 8,000 years ago, yall gotta catch up���

A hidden perk of Kevin Harts profession and the fact that he’s made a living off self-deprecating humor means he has the option to never be truly embarrassed for the rest of his life. 

Like, if Kevin Hart was in a Starbucks wearing sweats and he got diarrhea and everyone could see it. All he’d have to do is crane his neck in an exaggerated motion while looking down at the back of his leg and be like, “damn I done boo boo’ed on myself” and it would be fucking hilarious. Who would hold that against him?

Getting older means you get to sit back and watch people do the exact same shit you used to do, with the exact same rationale,  And you get to hear them be so resolute and sure of themselves with their decision, and they swear up and down they’ll never change their mind. But of course, you know they will. 

I listened to “Why Don’t We Fall In Love” by Amerie for the first time in hella years. That song is still good. Production is A+++++

I watched Eddie Murphy RAW last night and jesus christ this could not have came out in 2018. As soon as it starts he starts joking about gay people (The Gay Police in San Francisco part 😭😭😭). Then a few mins later he’s talking about fucking a 19 year old girl.

There’s no place in society for outspoken conservatives. Shut the fuck up, all of them.

It’s 2018, its time for Instagram to stop that “Link In Bio” shit and let people put them in captions. I know the reason they aren’t doing it is because they want to incentivize buying ads. But still. . 

I really don’t think Steph Curry is a poor defender per se. I just think he’s not athletic enough to keep up with elite NBA guards. Guys who are explosive like Wall, I. Thomas, Kyrie, Russ, etc. I think all those guys have a level of athleticism that Curry physically cannot keep up with for an entire game. 

Is Bill Cosby bout to hit us with that Joe Paterno special or nah? “Oh yall not fucking with me?.... well ok then” **Dies**

INFINITY WAR TONIGHT BRUH

I low key don’t want Infinity War to make more than Black Panther in the box office. “They want you to do good, but not better than them” lol

I was on BART yesterday zoning out thinking about booty. And came to the conclusion that booty has 4 major components that bring it to life. The cuff, The shelf, The hips, and the consistency/density. You don’t need to have all 4 areas on point to have a nice ass, but there are different kinds of booty and they’re usually heavy in one area but not the others. 

[mooodyblue]

hi friends !! thought i'd show u my fun little haul from today + my updated elvis shelf (which is struggling for her life)

life is my favorite elvis song like .. ever and finding a 45 with it on it ... i almost cried in that record store yall. so many good finds today but my bank account is not very happy with me 😅