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universal healthcare is not broken and anyone trying to convince you it is is delusional and a dckrider for big health insurance. yes there are wait times but waiting for care is Not the same as being denied care.
in america your physician prescribes care and an insurer can still cuck you out of it because someone across the continent who has never met you can say: doesnât seem medically necessary. Leaving you to handle a bill that is wildly inflated by the same insurers that just denied you.
let me drill it through your head you can pay thousands a year in premiums and still end up sick and financially burdened for years by One incident. no insurance company is Avoiding going broke by denying claims. theyre doing it to profit off your misfortune and your illness. Because healthcare fundamentally does not cost the amount that they claim it to be.
#delete later#out of pocket rant#i hate these god awful takes on universal health care#and i hate this oh he killed a father#how many fathers do you think uhc let die be real with me#oh 8 billion is only 6% profit margin#bitch it could be 2 percent it could be a negative loss#this is me saying oh i resold a shoe for $60 after buying it for $50 when i also made it for 80 cents#i have been denied things like chest xrays and lung exams#i btw have had a chronic cough for 4+ years#in canada i got this done on the same fking day and results back within a month#there are indeed horror stories and on both sides of know ppl who died due to delayed diagnosis#and ppl who died bc they didnt even want the diagnosis it would have cost them too much#but robbing someone of the choice in my opinion is the worse of the two#putting someone in an impossible position like that is evil#this country love god so much better start praying u stay healthy bc thats the most important thing#also like those horror stories of wait times in the er#im gonna be real if u have severe stomach pain are actively bleeding heart attack or stroke#you will be seen asap#yes if unfortunately everyone around u that day decided to have a stroke or heart attack ur appendicitis will be punted down the line#this is a resource issue NOT a cost issue#this is a they also cut funding to nursing school and limited the number of ppl who can pursue medical degrees issue#not a we dont have privatized health care issue#bc ultimately u need a doctor to see u#not someones sister who is taking stabs at it#and every doctor is bound by the concept of time???#u still have to wait in america ur Charged for it also#and yall it doesnât even have to be a Big incident#ur local urgent care might just be closed after 8pm and at 9pm u need stitches#or have severe stomach pains and just want it checked
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Jazz becoming the next big Gothem villain is such a solid concept. Theres so much to explore.
She targets corrupt mental institutions. Corrupt companies who destroy their workers state of mind so they wont quit. She attacks landlords who make it impossible for people to live comfortably.
She is the staple anti-hero of anyone struggling to get back on their feet. People should have to work three jobs just to afford a crappy one bedroom, no utilities, half bath, in crime alley apartment, with a roommate.
Shelters should be aiming to gain a profit instead of using the donations to support others.
She is tired of these big name heros leaving children to clean up messes. She has watcher her own brother wither away to a shell of his former self trying to make a change and she is sick of it. Hell she herself is a child but if this is what it takes, then this is what it takes.
Enter from the left The Manipulatorâ˘ď¸
Feared by all corrupt. People think she has mind control or something. When she targets someone they make almost a full 180 in their ways. âShe will do anything to get her way or to make people into what she thinks they should be. And she mist be stoppedâ cries big business.
In reality she is the worlds best damn psychiatrist ever to be known. She doesnât force anyone to change but gives them the choice to be better. To see how much more they can be. And it terrifies them. Helps them find themselves again and to move past their troubling pasts. No force and no mind control. No manipulating. No one but those who she has helped know the truth but when they tell the truth it only fuels the fire of her being controlling.
Theres one thing also fuelling the flames of mind control. Thats the fact that every single major hero to go after her canât. Any who approach her find themselves no long near her. Superman just wants to talk, well she doesnât, and he is then back in his city?!? Batman is stalking her to figure out how to deal with her but once he gets too close he suddenly finds himself in the batcave?
At first they think itâs teleportation but time is passing? Theres video feed and tracking of no they just went back themselves. No response from them the whole trip. As if possessed. (Lmao itâs just good brother danny pranking his sis a little by making her seem all powerful but also protecting her anyway he can. Or could be Dan instead)
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dpxdc#jazz fenton#manipulator? I hardly know her hehehehehehe these jokes are peak for me atm#jazz snaps and does some changing of the world#vlad is funding her because hes scared of her#no good tags today boiz I gotta call my mom and the hot water is gonw#yes yes I know I know I said I hate my mother but I am a good boi and will bring her lunch today so she eats#plus my sistet never leaves the house so im offering to take her too so maybe she can get some sun light#oh I got a promotion at work too btw#not the one I wanted but meh itâs something right?#gonna be working mon-fri 10hour shifts so ill be a bit busy sorry#got a catboi danny post in the drafts for you later though so u wont starve I guess#who am I kidding plenty of dpxdc posters for yall I aint gotta be worried#oof that makes me sad kinda so im a dip
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btw toddâs reluctance to join the dps because he doesnât want to read (which is then accommodated for) and is scared to put himself out there (which is also worked through) being read as todd not wanting to go AT ALL, and thus neil making the proper accommodations (âtodd anderson, who prefers not to read, will keep the minutes of the meetingsâ) and encouraging him to step out of the box that stifles him being seen as âforcefulâ or like he canât take no for an answer makes me insane with rage
#and him trying to stop neil from asking if todd not reading at the meetings is okay isnât him wanting not to go#its him not wanting neil to ask because (as someone with social anxiety) itâs EMBARRASSING ASF for someone to ask for things on your behalf#literally just think about it as the meme of âwhen i tell my friend im hungry and he tells his mom that *i* want food instead of both of usâ#and the whole âneil not knowing how to take no for an answerâ thingâŚâŚ dont get me fucking started#the kid whoâs had to take no for an answer his whole life? the kid whose first proper scene IS him taking no for an answer? are you serious?#being encouraging and accommodating and (admittedly) a little pushy when heâs got his mind set on somethingâ#âis NAWT the same as not being able to take no for an answer or bulldozing through conversations with people#he and todd DO listen to each other in those conversations theyre just on opposing sidesâ#âbecause their understandings of the world donât fully align at that point in time/the movie#which is totally fucking normal?????? because later on they DO properly align?????????#i feel so crazy about this every time i see someone say todd didnât want to go the dead poets meetings because itâs so obvious he DID#he was just scared#and you know what maybe it IS a little forceful#but given how dedicated todd is to shutting off and hating and isolating himself he NEEDS a little forceful to be broken through to#if no one ever pushed me to do things when i was scared (as irritated as it can make me) iâd never do SHIT dude#and obviously todd is the same way because he ALL BUT OUTRIGHT SAYS AS MUCH#âi appreciate this concern but iâm not like youâ IS about neilâs voice and opinions mattering to people but itâs ALSO aboutâ#âhim being outgoing and trying new things and putting himself out there#WHICH TODD WANTS TO BE ABLE TO DO!!!!!!!!#the moral you take away from todds growth is NOT that he has to change to be accepted because he DOESNT#its that he has to gain the confidence and belief in himself to grow and become the version of himself he WANTS to be#he NEVER changes on a fundamental level to make others happy (although his growth does make others happy) he just opens up more#and i dont know WHY some people think his arc is becoming a completely different person#like yall PLEASE#this isnt even an anderperry thing this is an issue even if you read them completely platonic#i blame the FUCKASS novelizationâŚ. dps book you will always be hated by ME#dps#dead poets society#neil perry#todd anderson
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i genuinely need to be put down like a dog i cant do this anymore man holy shit
#yall dont know the meaning of terminally online til u meet me#i hate myself so much its not even funny i am the most miserable worthless scum#my sleep schedule is 7am to 3pm all i do all day is rot on the couch and sometimes draw if i have a drop of motivation#depression is completely kicking my ass and im not even fighting back i give up what the fuck man#theres not even a point for me to keep trying i just want to stop feeling such deep despair 24/7 please#i dont want to die i just want the pain to stop so i can peacefullylive out the rest of this year before i turn 18 and its all over for good#but i cant even have that! im just gonna suffer the whole time thanks great#i wish i could just get better and fix all of this but i cant its not working we dont have the money to#actually get me the help i need to make it work. i just have to figure it out or die#i just wanna go back to ***** ** *** i just want to stop being lonely and useless#i dont know why im posting this shit to tumblr. its so stupid i should just be journaling or something#probably because im worthless selfish scum. idfk.#the last 6 months have been a complete blur. just rotting on the couch or in bed occasionally seeing friends once every other month or so#ive already wasted half of being 17 abd im probably gonna waste the rest too. ill do nothing of worth before i die.#even my art is ugly and horrible and not worth leaving behind. people tell me to work to improve it but i dont have the time left#ill never create any of the things i wanted to create ill never be a good artist im just going to die exactly like this#an absolutely terrible person.#the only people i can talk about the things that make me a terrible person with are people who are terrible in even worse ways#no one can comfort me except them because theyre the only people who know what ive done and actually do see it as less than absolute evil#because they know absolute evil because it is them. but i actually donât believe that i think theyre bad but could be good#idk what im saying anymore#someone shoot me#please im not kidding#just make it stop#tw vent#tw sui#delete later
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#you know how there are ppl that either act shady and hateful or supportive of peoples success#but im the secret third that will punish myself over peoples success#like i be seeing my friend having lots of growth#art get lots of notes#lots of comms#all the good stuff#and im likee yayy congrats#but then a minute later im like#you have done this longer and you cant even achieve the same thing consistenly#you are horrible you are disgusting#and im like what the fuck is wrong with my brain#normal people wouldnt be this affected#especially as negative as thag#i fucking hate my stupid brain its my biggest enemy i need it fucking removed and replaced with normal brain with no issues at all#by the way#can yall see any of my posts#esp the art one#i have a feeling im no longer visible#classic koko online moment. getting shadowbanned and hidden by the website for simply being openly gay#oh wait its ok for everyone else to be hay the problem is me being gay#apparently those are two different thinfs
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Me: *sees some cute patrochilles art* oh that's so neat! Why don't I reblog that--
OP: not tsoa! no tsoa tags! tsoa stans dni!
Me: đ
Me: *blocks OP instead*
#god i really hate browsing the patchilles tag on here sometimes#like why so much tsoa hate yall. why#like some ppl here really think it makes them look cool and 'edgy' to like the OG/TrueTM/canon Iliad version better than any other version#and you can like what you like donât get me wrong#but why make it everyone's problem#i wasn't even going to tag tsoa lol but that note made me so mad#just????? why make a special note of it#listen even if yall reblog my patchilles shit and tag troy 2004 i won't bat an eyelid#bc i don't give a shit#be like me LMAO#stop with this anti-tsoa bs it just makes you look bad#and you're perpetuating this stupid arbitrary divide#jo rambles#prob delete later
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iâm myself at home, me in public, & i runs it all
#stream#my psychiatrist says i may have adhd he also said âim not going to lie to u ur not an easy case bc thereâs a lot of symptomsâ#ALSKALSKLASKALSKLAKSALSLAJSLAKSLA#i was like âadhd ? i donât have thatâ & he asked like ânobody has every said that ?â & i was like no ????? im just insane on the inside like#ALSJALSJALSJLAJSLA literally i went âi donât think that ppl w ahdh online say they canât tie their shoes & i donât think itâs the disorder i#think theyâre just refusing to tie their shoesâ then later on he asked me how do i feel about myself in one word & i went#âlike a sea urchinâ & he had no idea what that meant#like i thought it was quite obvious ????#nice to look at but u donât want to step on 1 or that sucks also theyâre sooo pretty but Need to Stay Way the Hell Over Thereâ#he was reading the notes i sent to him bc i asked for my notes & i was like âive commentsâ ALSKALSKALKSALKSALSKLKSLKSLAKSL#he started laughing & it was bc of the way i phrased things & capitalized ? đđđ he told me that ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLA#itâs very fucking funny#like u just need to read it like german#heâs polish so i trust him w my life#POLES DO ANYTHING FOR YALL !!!!!!!#like even w that 1 facist 1 i still think abt him i forget his name is was smthg funny but its like yea u look it#like this psych has a normal name but he fits it#GOOD WAY#NOT A FASC#HES POLITE & FUN idk heâs soft spoken & i find that very calming#i sound like u know the sound they play when a cat fight happens in a cartoon thatâs my voice#also unrelated but my accent has finally changed so much that the british assume iâve been here since childhood âŚ. growth like my parents#immigrated to britain âŚ. the chameleon trait#i think itâs so funny bc like if u Are Like That then itâll work for any language like if u speak spanish spanish & u go to mexico spanish#ur spanish accent will change to be more mexican i think language is crazy isnât society cool#this doesnât work for everyone like some people will retain their accents their entire lives like u know âbad accentsâ i hate the term âbad#accentâ bc an accent canât be bad it can just be strong or weak#like girl. most ppl have an accent. like some people omg if ur a professional translator u can get SOOOOO GOOD WHERE U LOSE THE ORIGINAL ITS#CRAZY#truly
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now hear me out on this
#i'm going to lose some of yall but#i need somewhere to put this#amen/eva but it's a Very Specific Scenario where it's he is hauntingly obsessed with her (negative)#a la songbirds and snakes#(idk ive never actually read it)#as in . cannot get her out of his head#VERY ONE SIDED#im imagining canon divergent: she runs away successfully#and even though amen + hunters are on her trail#she's always just out of reach#she taunts him in his dreams to the point of obsession#it's literally years later and couldn't care less about remmao. about saamon#because theres only one shesmu left that plague his nightmares. he sees her in there so often he believes that shes performing oneiromancy#to get into his head#meanwhile eva dont really gaf#i like to imagine shes just chilling living her best oneiromancy life n getting rich#ts none of her business lol#probably smooching rame somewhere (this part is self indulgent lol)#be honest am i cooking or do i lack media literacy#i dont actually hate eva/amen ship i just hate how it's done in canon lol#so many interesting ways it could go but it reads as a mafia fic sometimes#ANYWAY#can u tell i'm listening to you can't catch me now by olivia rodrigo
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guys... would you still love me if i dropped out of that degree i was whining about for the last 3 monthsđĽ˛
#i have not decided YET but. SIGH#i know it's only been 4 weeks but it's not what i expected it to be :(#and it requires MUCH more work from me bc of that and i simply don't have enough time#the way this degree works is kind of insane#and just looking at it realistically the most reasonable decision for me at this point is to drop it#and i know it may seem rushed bc it's only been a month but i kinda have to make a decision asap#and on one hand i want to stay delusional and tell myself i can do this but let's be realđ#there's no way i'll be able to survive there til the end of semester#i'm ALREADY not passing after 4 weeks of classes đś#and i'm barely catching up with my master's degree which is a priority for me so.#god damn i hate it here i hate having to decide things like this#might delete later bc alsjdhajfjjd yall don't need my Dilemma and Complaining here#agnes talking
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I still think about the fact that I got a lot of harassment for IDing as bisexual when I was younger. I feel like it's either not really an issue anymore or I have just miraculously avoided seeing any biphobia the last few years.
Like yeah, there probably are people who hate bi people, it wouldn't surprise me, and it wouldn't surprise me if the only reason why I don't see it anymore is just because I'm in the United States and our queer conversation at the moment is more focused on gender identity than sexual identity.
Idk maybe it's why I think it's fucking stupid people rag on binary trans and nonbinary trans people. Like in 60 years transphobia is gonna be seen as old and stupid. What have we learned the last 10, 60, 1000+ years? Nothing.
People are gonna rehash the same bullshit excuse every time just a different enemy
#imagine being forced to sit at a cafeteria people with a bunch of people you know but arent friends with and they purposely#start talking about how being bi is sinful and youd burn in hell. and you cant walk away bc of stupid school rules and what not and it's 7am#i had complete random strangers dming me in middle school saying that because i was bisexual i was absolutely horrible and gross and i#was going to burn#I HADNT EVEN KISSED ANYONE LIKE DAMN YALL HATED ME FOR JUST BREATHING#also dont clown bc this post is not about đł or omni folk and the minority of biphobia that comes from there#this is specifically about how i had gay people tell me theyd never date a bisexual because they ALWAYS cheat or leave them for het couples#this is about straight people telling me i CANT be bi i can ONLY be gay or straight#this is about being told bi isnt real because EVERYONE ends up monogamous so you have to choose eventually#this is about being told i shouldnt kiss anyone same sex because what if I wanted to be het later and nobody would want to date me#this is about having people using asking me out as a joke because the idea of dating me was laughable
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I know it makes sense cuz duh, twitter's in the name, but boysplanet-twitter really is the place where taste dies
#đ§yall cmon....#and theyre so Shady for WHAT. girlies will side eye an imaginary lad for supporting a Dozen while having one in their pfpâźď¸#makes me spite vote for their most hated contestants fr#'u guys r voting for x UNDESERVING guy when MY one should have UR vote he DESERVES IT' well fuck you lol im voting daeul againâźď¸âźď¸#'we HAVE to make this final lineup GOOD' we have to make it suck itd be funnier#lets all vote for the shit guys tje look on mnet's face will be priceless#then its my fault for even going to twitter but i didnt chose to see boy planet content there the alg just puts it under my eyes cyz#i made the mistake of joining ppl who were once bitching abt the girls who r so vocal about how chiu n my klorbo are alledged lookalikes#not theyre NAWT lmaoâźď¸#coming in like 'i agree they dont look alike' setting myself up to seeing the WORST takes ever formulated later#anyway daeul sweep#also its very clear that despite whzt their self righteous words say in opposing themselves against the 'ur just voting for visual'#they r HELLA basing their standard on it too#cuz like im a junhyeoner but he did NOT do well on the K vs G stage lmao#'their stage was ok' it was NAWT n i can say in unbiased words cuz half the team there is my top9s fjdjsjsjsjdjdj#i was gritting my teeths bro 'haha its not. so. so bad haha' < with tears in my eyes#but theyre collectively good looking aint they 𤨠weirdâźď¸#just like how they'll last five seconds hating on jay before calling him ugly lmao u guys are TRANSPARENT#they can hate on him all tbey want doesnt change that he's The vocalist of the season oh well
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just saw someone think aoki could top. Have never thought about it and never wanted to but never saw something so wrong
was that someone me cause it was probably me who said that
#nsff#snap chats#holding all of you at gun point to listen to me before sayin im being more delusional than usual HOLD ON#i dont think aoki TOP tops right but he'd ever bottom#the thing about aoki is that he's very passive and is passive about demonstrating power he has over people. USUALLY#he's not averse to reminding people lower than himself that he is their superior and that he's better than them in one capacity or another#moreover we know aoki despises losing control of situations and much prefers to#excuse the pun#be on top of everything#the thing bout masato/aoki is that he lures in people whether its with charisma or promise of power#then when he has someone he bites down when he can yk what i mean#its like when a toxic partner is nice at first and then is utterly deranged later on LOL#so whoever said aoki could top Which Again. Prob Me From One Of My 70 Alt Accounts </3 isn't wrong#i think the real crime here is trying to imagine aoki having sex with anyone LOL. MASATO however-- //is pulled outback and old yeller'd//#anyway i hate labels we know this and the only time id ever think of aoki/masat having sex is with da|go#and thinking of THAT is the hardest thing a man can do cause i refuse to see either of them bottoming#makes everything s damn complicated but i dont think anyone needs to hear bout my masada| sex hcs LMAOOOOO#it too damn early in the morning for this shit first i have to deal with rggtwt being RGGTWT and now we talkin bout aoki having sex đ§ââď¸#i be tellin yall tho sometimes sex hcs can be a good way to review a chara... <- should eat lest the hunger deludes me more
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People can forgive and become good or even best friends with past abusers but dating or falling for them is impossible and to suggest otherwise is offensive to victims of abuse and bullying. I HAVE A VERY NUANCED VIEW OF ABUSE AND RELATIONSHIPS POST ABUSE.
#sarcastic#vristav#CONTROVERSIAL SHIPPING POST OOOOOOU#if you think they jus straight shouldnt develop a relationship friendship or otherwise this is not about you! hate me all you like <3#but people who think they should be friends besties whatever but shipping them is like. abuse apologism. yall are joking right#YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING#i usually keep my controversial ships private but this particular aspect of anti vritavvers jus rlly annoys me#because of how little sense it makes to me#what is the difference between friendshipping and loveshipping that makes loveship vristav pro abuse somehow but not friendship!! what!!#i dont even seriously ship it is jus crosses my mind sometimes#but like. i get the hate i can handle the hate. but not from the friendshippers. who do u think u are.#& why do you think ur better than me. like im seriously asking this whole time what the hell makes friendshipping so different#anyways maybe delete laterrr hmmm#delete later
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is there anything more satisfying than having a character that you see at the very beginning of a series and immediately think "oh it'll be fun to see them get beat up and have a mental breakdown later" and then a full year passes and you start seeing other people say the exact same thing
#yall know that one youtube/netflix indie show about the digital circus. yeah that one#i haven't gotten into it beyond very surface level bc i usually require just a Bit more connected/serialized plot#However. i distinctly remember when i first watched the pilot/ep1 that my main takeaway was âthat rabbit's gonna get fucked up later"#then ep2 came out and ppl started hating on him and i was like ??? him getting worse is gonna make the payoff better. obviously#now the most recent episode has him getting slightly tortured a little and The People Are Finally Awake#it's barely anything but i'm just sitting here like Now you all finally understand........you can SEE..................#that being said stop talking about him do you see the sad pathetic severely mentally ill butch that the episode is about#she's in a stupid ass manager uniform and taller than all the other characters and has a beautiful mean enby falling for her#the only thing stopping me from becoming her is the fact that i'm happily unemployed and don't have a personality disorder
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Even to just feel the directional pull of another Moon, Planet, or Sun is to feel the void pulling you closer. It's why finding one to orbit, or to even witness orbit at all for that matter is so dangerous. There's no sustenance to cling to out here in the night sky, except for what you can pack, and you have to pack light.
It sure is dangerous when you're dark, deranged, and strange without cause. But in this sense the void can be the factor of orbit that tethers you to any sanity at all.
Yes it's dark and cold out here tonight, and in space nobody can hear you scream. But he who seems delighted in madness, was going to make the most of a scream for bewilderment, and get caught whimpering between the cries of passion, than to face the existential nightmare and dread and that sadly is and has become: my memories.
Hindsight is 20/20, but often leaves all the red flags to looks back on merely as flags.
When we are sad, we seek celebration
When we are on top of the mountain tops, we see degradation
What does that say about me?
Will we keep floating forward through space without cause forever? In gazing upon the beauty of one planet, have we drifted out of their orbit?
Captain's log
Logging off
#maybe ive never been as happy as to when you were stroking my beard#head heavy in your hand#you giggling and making fun of me#thats the nightmare im trying to break#ig#idek if i hate you anymore#but im sure tryna have a better best at this point#fuck#at least im tryna fix that#tf im spose to figure out medicaid with 2 days off#and yall keep having me stay later#got me all the way fucked up#at least ive been trying to fix what i can#even if i havent cleaned like anything#or made my bed lol#tethered to fuckin somethin boi i tell you hwat
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sweet like candy (LN4 SMAU)
summary: in which Lando is a complete simp over singer Y/N L/N
warnings: a little bit of hate, cursing, suggestive content
pairing: lando norris Ă singer!reader
face claim: sabrina carpenter / morgan riddle
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⌠. ăâş ă . ENJOY. ăâş ă . âŚ
ynln
đ literally everywhere
â¤ď¸ by ybffname, ysistername, ynfan1 and more
ynln: la dolce vita or whatever they say
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ynfan2: woman how DARE YOU being this aesthetic????
ynfan3: i love you please marry me
ynhater1: omg can you stop begging for attention
ybffname: love the vibes and all, but when are you gonna stop traveling around and come back home huh?
ynln: i'd say about never but we'll see how things go đĽ°
ynfan4: jesus christ woman where AREN'T YOU
ynfan7: okay but have you thought about stopping at a F1 race or something
ynln: tell me more about it đ
ynfan5: london, italy, paris... GIRL OMG
ynhater2: i don't think you should flaunt like this when there's literally people starving
ynfan6: literally dream life
ysistername: cute but can i have my hair clip back? THANK YOU!
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landonorris
đś Thinking Bout You - Frank Ocean
â¤ď¸ by ybffname, ymother, landofan6 and more
landonorris: they do say la dolce vita :) but whatever right?
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landofan1: hot.
landofan2: i do have a lot to say but i have some decency
maxfewtrell: i think your shirt's a bit unbuttoned mate
landonorris: thanks mate! hadn't noticed
ynfan7: am i dreaming or that caption...
ynfan4: girl the caption, the song, those pictures... it's all for her
landofan3: what?
ynfan4: check out y/n l/n's latest post
landofan5: HOLY FUCK
landofan5: don't judge him for making it about her,if i were him i'd do the EXACT same
ynln: thanks for letting me know :)
landonorris: you should stop by a race, maybe i could tell you a thing or two about italian :)
maxfewtrell: mate, they still have DMs :)
A WEEK LATER
ynupdates:
ynupdates: Us too, Lando! During his friend Max Fewtrell's Twitch stream, Formula 1 driver Lando Norris admitted to having a crush on Y/N L/N, as transcribed below:
Lando: âIf I like Y/N? Yes, absolutely! There is no reality in which I don't listen to her songs or that I'm not a big fan of hers.â
Max: â'Fan'? Mate, drop it, we all know how you're a complete simp over the woman.â
Lando: âWhat?â
Max: âBe for fucking real, now! We know it. You've talked about her, not once, not twice, we lost count! Can't keep track of it anymore. You're down bad."
Lando: âShut up, you bastard. But I will admit, I think she's cute.â
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ynfan7: IT'S HAPPENING GUYS
landofan5: god knows how much i've waited
ynfan8: ok but where has lando talked about yn multiple times??
landofan9: he once brought her up during a video with oscar (his teammate) for mclaren, saying her songs are huge part of his pre race routine
landofan10: or when he sang her song "God is a Woman" on live
landofan11: or when he literally posted one of her songs on his stories
landofan12: or when he said she's his favorite singer
ynfan8: i agree with max tbh
TWO WEEKS LATER
y/n via instagram stories.
ynupdates
ynupdates: NOBODY MOVES!
Y/n L/n was seen on the McLaren garage ahead of the Dutch Grand Prix weekend - today, it's qualifying! Go papaya!
(let's try not to clown but just so everybody is properly informed, Lando is a McLaren driver.....)
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ynhater3: ofc she's gon cling to a man for relevancy... typical yn
ynfan7: pls go suck a dick
landofan7: OK OK OK IM SO OK WITH THIS
ynfan9: OMG OKG OM WJAT
ynfan11: that's literally momma and papa
landofan10: she's literally there for him wtf đ
ynfan15: im not fraekingnout AT ALL
mclaren:
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mclaren: Having set the fastest time in Q3, Lando grabs pole position! Tomorrow, we go racing!
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landofan17: OMG SHE LIKED IT YALL
landofan18: can we focus on the racing for a bit?
landofan5: my prayers didn't go unnoticed... good to know!
landofan19: soft launch i fear?
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