#yada yada yada i am gay bye

[sheepthatgobaa]

I found this in my drafts?!!

[hazelelel]

hi please tell me about your OCs or I guess your favorite pretty please ok thanks bye

I actually don't have many active ocs atm.

-I do have this Harry Potter oc named Jackson that, long story short, was a chaos gremlin muggle that accidentally found Hogwarts and his only power was being immune to the obliviate spell (having his mind wiped) so all the magical folk were forced to keep him around and he eventually becomes a teacher. He does shit like wander into the forest and come back covered in pink glittery hair and someone is like "Is that highly valuable, highly rare unicorn hair???" and he'll be like "Oh you mean that weird horse I found in the woods? yeah idk maybe." He introduces Dumbledore to Kdramas and phonk and Snape to fancy light up ballpoint pens and MCR.

-I had another oc named Gray that was really odd because they ended up being named the Creature of Limbo, not quite human or magical or anything, just unsettlingly connected to this sort of liminal space forest and had some other weird horror stuff happen with a string of fate and abomination flowers which symbolized their soul and yada yada...

-Had an oc pair named Goose and Lynx. Lynx was a shapeshifter and a bastard. Goose was their sister and like secretly a teeny weeny bit evil. I really enjoyed writing her because one of her lines is "Arguably the most Slytherin thing a Slytherin can do is to not be in Slytherin..."

(A little extra lore) Lynx creates a new spell that can be cast from anywhere in the body and invents a move called ✨The Claps of Magic✨ where both Lynx and Goose stand back to back, handspring backwards, and land with both their feet on one another in handstands so that they can both wall twerk off of one another.

^^ here is an crappy sketch so i look less insane

they do this when they are threatened with the consequences of their actions

ummm...

-Had a Criminal Minds oc who was Spencer Reids cousin named Flute and he was an amputee (had his leg lobbed off by a serial killer who he ends up killing later). He helps the team for a bit. His leg lights up so like, "Hey Flute, mind turning off the leg?" "Why?" "I can't see the blood splatters when your leg is making everything look like a gay rave." He sometimes hits people with it and when he does, it plays the Seinfeld theme (and other rage inducing fight appropriate songs).

-Another oc named Foil that was in love with this guy, basically an unrequited love story, but then throw in some magic and it centers around this Cult of the White Shadow. They are a group of people trying to live forever through time magic (they believe that erasing parts of your own past tricks the time continuum into making you live longer. It doesn't). Foil finds out if they go through with this ritual that basically time will collapse which is NOT GREAT and she tries to stop them. She arrives on the scene and as a last resort throws herself into the time sigil to stop it and gets mega cursed™. The cult is stopped but she is screwed as she is wiped from history and forgotten (damn time magic). Forgotten Foil would be her nickname lol. She is my angst oc because she's always like "WhY shOuld i livE iF nOOne KnOwS WhO I Am wAhH-" ~~(🎶they call me mr forgettable 😩🫠🎶)~~

anyways imma stop there because that's a lot already even if I have a few more tucked away. most of these are not in active use and are pretty fluid because I can't make a concrete decision for shit

Thanks for the ask :)

[y5a8d7a5]

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Heloo uhm ehm shivering my name is 5875 or yada ehm I post random things I am depressed and gay af this is not my main so I don't post a lot I really like men call uu tell ,, I also have a typing quirk wowies ! ! ! My rentry is a wip but I swwer kt will bee finised uhkn I thjk thats all yeah okyi oh I run mewvietheater okiyu uhm ok bye bye AAAAAAAAAA

[killr-cupcake]

Tagged

Tagged by: @inferablossom

Rules: Answer 30 questions tag 20 blogs (I don’t have that many mutuals,,, why)

Nicknames: Cupcake, Ric, Killer (for some reason? I prefer to be called cupcake by peeps on tumblr dot com and Ric by friends? Whenever I’m playing TF2 strangers call me killer and it’s frustrating like,,, no,,, call me cupcake soldier plz lmao)

Gender: Cis Male (Tho I effing h8 gender expectations and binaries like the plague I still identify as my assigned gender idk)

Sign: Scorpio? (Half of astrologists tell me I’m Scorpio and the other half tell me I’m Sagittarius so I don’t stick to astrology only because of that)

Height: 5’6

Time: 08:40 PM (I finished at 09:40 PM OOF I take my sweet time with these things)

Birthday: November 22nd

Fave bands: uhhhh F-Fallout Boy...? ,,, Florence and the machine? I don’t really listen to that many bands

Fave solo artists: Lady Gaga, Marina and the diamonds, LOLO, Ariana Grande, Lana del rey, CupcakKe

Song stuck in my head: Your Reality from DokiDoki Literature Club (Poor Monika broke my heart she’s like all a villain, a side character, a romantic interest and a protagonist all in one character I’m,,,)

Last movie I saw: Lady Gaga 5 foot 2 (She’s a literal angel)

Last show I watched: Ru Paul’s drag race (I just started it and it’s p good) and Brooklyn 99 (I like to think it’s from an AU where cops aren’t pigs so people can shut up about how it’s cop propaganda, we get, irl cops are bad, let me watch my show it’s not gonna make me trust them automatically)

When did I create my blog: 2016 the cursed year, I think

What do I post: memes, humor or happy stuff, danganronpa, rainbow six siege, team fortress 2, overwatch, doki doki literature club, general gay and POC culture, sometimes witchy stuff or moodboards and important posts (reblog to save a life or mindblowing social justice kind of stuff), sometimes I fall for the ‘rb for money’ kinds of notebaits lol

Last thing I googled: r6s dokkaebi

Do I have any other blogs?: yES!!! I have an art blog @cupcake-sketchbook and a couple of rp/ask blogs for my tf2 OCs @g3n3tic4l-pyromania @ask-pastelbattlemedic and @ask-pastelspy (I’ve been trying to limit myself from making new OCs but I just,,, love my babies so much???)

Do I get asks?: Not really, I’d like to because I could do a lil’ drawing or add a sassy GIF to answer but I’m fine I guess 

Why did I choose my url: I’m both into very girly (nail art, baking, beauty yada yada) and stereotypical male-ish stuff (guns, knives, edgy garbage, yada yada) and I liked this duality about me so I had this going on about me and one day I just gravitate towards a cupcake shop that had a heavy metal vibe and I just KNEW I belonged there (It closed, RIP :c) so I come up with this knife/cupcake thing and liked it (It also was a little bit of a joke about bad creepypasta OCs that just took Jeff the killer and anime-fied him and I went, hahaha look cupcake the killer and I liked how it sounded lol) and went wow, Killer cupcake  (I also write killer like KillR because my name starts with an R so there’s that) 

Following: 291 (I follow a lot of shit,,,)

Followers: 199 (wait what? wtf how? I love y’all? I may do a quick art piece thanking y’all???)

Average hours of sleep: 6 tho I’d like 8 or more lmao I’m so lazy

Lucky number: idk 13

Instruments: I learned how to play the flute but I forgot already, tho I have very good rhythm so I can pass as an amateur with guitars and pianos (Marceline from Adventure Time, who plays the bass pretty good but doesn’t even know how to read music  and Marina Diamandis who taught herself how to play piano irl are my eternal aesthetic tbh)

What am I wearing: my PJs that consist of old sweatpants (I only wear sweatpants as pjs I’m all for skinny jeans) and an old sweatshirt (again, I only wear them for pjs cuz I’m all for hoodies)

Dream job: Illustrator for a magazine or english teacher, I’d like to be a freelance artist in my free time either way

Dream trip: I’d like to go to Spain to see my online best friend @robeca-black or I’d like to go to Canada (It’s cold and very modern and my fav blogger and vlogger live there)

Fave food: Anything Italian that includes pasta, cheese, tomato sauce or preferentially all three

Nationality: Mexican

Fave song: I have a LOT of personal anthems like Happy by Marina and the Diamonds or Marry the night/Born this way by Lady Gaga but I think aside from #relatableness I really like G.U.Y. by Lady Gaga

Last book I read: Frankenstein by Mary Shelley (VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN IS A COWARD WHO DIDN’T LOVE HIS UGLY AS FUCK GOTH SON AND I HATE HIM)

Top 3 fictional universes I wanna join: Overwatch, Undertale, Danganronpa (I’d probably die in all of them LMFAO)

Tagging: UHHHHH @its-the-lovely-darkness @jasminetea-and-narcolepsy @imthinkingaboutme (sorry gurl you don’t rlly hafta do it I just wanted to tag ppl so I don’t feel like a failure lol) @annsparksthegmr @devils-toxic-love @ya-dood (did you just heccing change your URL AGAIN) UHHHHH ??? I??? ran out of mutuals??? who tf has 20 mutuals??? I uhhhh,,,??? bye???

[justahalfling]

Livetweeting time!!

Alright im watching Baahubali: the beginning, cause 1) my junior is begging me to watch it, apparently its AN ABSOLUTE CRIME that i havent watched it yet and 2) im gonna watch the sequel in theaters so just gonna catch myself up. just to give yall some context: its 11 30 ish now. just gonna make this one post to catalogue all my reactions lol

oooh i love maps esp fantasy maps! cool i see a meandering river which im presuming to be the cauvery

aw wow.. just frigging blown away by that holding up the baby scene

hmmmmmmmm rock climbing

oh my lord that place is fucking gorgeous its on my trip list now and hmm wonder what kind of rock is that (justgeographerthings)

lmao bahu pls come back to ur mum, shes gonna kick ur ass if you just take off like that, i know mine would

YAAASSS all my badass warrior girl in movie dreams have been fulfilled!! the actress is gorgeous but i wish she had darker skin

omg devasena fucking rekt kattapa lmao 

omg my badass bby got chosen awwwwwww 

omg wtf you fuckboy why would you paint her while shes sleeping

okay just EWWWWW what the fuck so she fucking trains all her life and some chump comes and takes off her clothes and forcefully puts makeup on her WHAT THE FUCK. i hate this part even though im like rly gay and its nice to look at her. what tf bahu i thought you were some cinnamon roll but youre a fucking asshole too apparently

and worse thing she has the same name as one of mains in my story!!! what the fuck i cant change it because theres like an important reason to it!!!

at this point im halfway through the movie and if you thought the cliche misogyny was gonna stop, prepare to be sorely disappointed, folks. the heroine had some semblance of agency in like the first few min she appeared but now shes back to the good ole stereotypes - gets captured, hero rescues her yada yada yada you know the drill.

im pretty sure bahu stole that idea from mulan...

oooh impromptu sledge ride nice

HOW. DID. THEY. ESCAPE. THAT. AVALANCHE. WITH A FRIGGING SLEDGE. WHAT THE FCK ARE INDIAN MOVIES.

okay i may not be the best at physics but ive studied gravity and sledges do not FLY. 

EWWWWWWWWWWWW. THEY UTTERED THE CLASSIC “YOURE MINE” LINE. DISGUSTING. like helping her is nice and all but not like that..

he stole her bracelet. wtf. dude stopit

and now hes stolen her mission. gr8

okay but the soundtrack in this movie is AMAZING. gosh darn

where did he get that horse from... did he steal it... man hes really gonna go on record for stealing all this shit

how do the guards not see some rando leaping from one fortress tower to another they r officially useless lmao

oooh skydiving

oooh nice graphics during that torn clothes morphing to armor part. might make a gif of that if time permits

wow golden statue.... such a classic tyrant this guy is...

and thats what happens with no workers rights, poor working conditions, low pay and no liveable minimum wage. learn right here, kids

wow he saved them from being crushed by the statue. big deal. this is like the time i saved my dad from sitting on a few binding clips

wow a true working class hero

lmao fucking get rekt  Pallvalathevan/ Bhallaladeva depending on which version youre watching. im watching the tamil one so ill go w the first one

and now we’re back to the waterfalls and... bahu dear has been gone 15 days!!! if that tyrant captures you your mum will definitely topple his reign herself.... just so she can kill you lmao 

is this what they meant of chariots of fire lmao... look at it... you ruined a perfectly good chariot was what it is

HOLY FUCK SIVAGAMI IS AWESOME I LOVE HER SHES OFFICIALLY MY FAV CHARACTER OKAY,,,

wow so i guess this is the old school strip club...

okay wow lots of gore here and that cloth lit on fire thing was actually kinda smart and resourceful of him

okay wow its 2 40 am now

i gotta sleep, bye dudes. think ill post something more legible tmr

ps.

when you enter why in a google search, first thing that comes up...

[shadeandadidas]

Could you make a book rec list? I'm so in the mood to read but I don't know what to read and I love your taste in books.

I THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER ASK ANON. literally i am all about the book recs!!!! Disclaimer, disclaimer these are my personal tastes and may not be for everyone yada yada

So I am an equal opportunity reader and read both M/M and M/F (and F/F but im still on the hunt for a book that I really connect with.) The ones I am going to rec (because I really only blog about them, so I’m assuming you are with it are my M/M books. They have sex in them. Warning!) And these are only a very few of them. honestly if you want to be more specific to your tastes, hit me back up (or anyone hit me up– I promise I have a book for you!!)

Also: I’ve read and love the tumblr darlings: Captive Prince, Song of Achilles, The Fox Hole Court, Ari and Dante, and The Raven Boys. I love them all very very much, but everyone on this site has heard about them, I’ll steer clear.

Adult M/M-

Him (and the sequel Us) by Elle Kennedy and Sarina Bowen (this is the one I recc-ed yesterday!) You can find the post about it right HERE.

This is one of my favorites. It has hockey, dumb college age boys who basically played gay chicken, only freak out when it gets too real and reunite years later when they are both professional players. And on opposite teams too.  

Cut and Run by Abigail Roux (Find Edits HERE and HERE and HERE )

this bad boy i just finished last week. And it was a roller coaster. It’s like a buddy cop movie, but 10X hotter. Zane and Ty are very different cops with very different styles who get paired together to try and stop a serial killer. So So much stuff happens in here, but their banter and them growing together is some good shit.  

Let the Wrong Light In by Avon Gale

OO this one kills me. The protagonist is so fucking snarky and bratty– even as he is an adult male working for an incredibly successful architecture firm. His boss is a world-renown stoic, asshole (or IS HE?). But they have… similar tastes… if ya know what I mean ;) but its discovered on accident and just- their journey is great.

Just a Bit Obsessed by Alessandra Hazzard

Look Christian and Alexander? Gah. So basically Alexander is an uptight, very straight, controlling dude. His girlfriend decides one day that she wants to spice up their relationship by having a threesome. Cue Christian. This is the second in the straight guys series (but you don’t need to read the first as its not the series best and they are all standalone.)

Just a Bit Wrong by Alessandra Hazzard

Honestly you will probably end up reading all of the series, but out of all of them, this is my favorite. Gabriel is a soccer phenom who just got an injury. To the world he’s a golden boy. To everyone who truly knows him, he is a spoiled brat. Then Zach is his new physical therapist who DOES NOT TAKE HIS SHIT. Their relationship evolving is literally one of the best things. and it’s very… hot. k bye!

Out in the Open by AJ Truman

Another couple of college boys in this one! Ethan is a shy, not necessarily boring, but reserved college Sophomore who is interested in the hipster, ultra cool Preston. He gets into a law class and accidentally sits down next to Greg who is the Fraternity golden boy. Greg and Ethan mouth off to each other and then basically mouth on to each other and shenanigans ensue. This one is great because there is a great discussion on college stereotypes and Slut-shaming all throughout the novel.