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Gam Bhari shayari in Hindi July 2021- गम भरी शायरी हिंदी में

गम भरी शायरी हिंदी में पढ़ना तो सभी पसंद करते है तो आपकी इसी पसंद के लिए हम अप्पके लिए लाये 2000+ गम भरी शायरी हिंदी में शायरी जिन्हे आप अपने दोस्तों गर्लफ्रेंड है और अपने फेसबुक पर स्टेटस डाल सकते हो फोटो को डाउनलोड करके तो एन्जॉय करे हमारी इस वेबसाइट को

haal kaisa hai aur mizaaj kaisa hai

kal to kal tha bata aaj kaisa hai

hamare saher main hai mohabbat ke dushman

tum batao tumhare saher main riwaaj kaisa hai

फना होने की इजाजत ली नहीं जाती

ये मोहब्बत है जनाब पूछ के की नहीं जाती

मैं रेत नही जो मुट्ठी से फिसल जाऊ ,

वक़्त लगता है मुझे अपनों से बिछड़ने में

Apno Ki Chahato Ne Diya Kuch Aesa Fareb

Ki Rote Rhe Lipatkar Har Ek Aznabi Se Hum

Aaya Hi Tha Khyal Ki Aankhen Chalak Gyi

Aansu Kisi Ki Yaad Ke Kitne Kareeb Hai

Agar Koi Ladka Kisi Ladki Ke Liae Rota Hai

To Smajh Lo Usse Jyada Pyaar Use Koi Kar Nhi Sakta

insaan ko apne be bus hone ka andaza tab hota hai

jab wo kisi apno ko dekhne ke liye taras jaya katra hai

Wo Mujhse Puchti Hai Door Jakar Khush Ho Na

Aankhe Pochkar Kahta Hoon Haan Bhut Khoosh Hoon Mai

वक्त पहचान लेगा तेरे इरादों को ,

कोशिश हजार कर लो छुपा नही पाओगे

राह चलते हुए अक्सर यह गुमां होता है

वो नज़र छुपके मुझे देख रही हो जैसे.

जरूरत हो तभी जलाओ अपने आप को

उजालों में चिरागों की अहमियत नहीं होती

DIL TODNE WALI SHAYARI

सुकून ऐ दिल के लिए कभी हाल तो पूँछ ही लिया करो

मालूम तो हमें भी है कि हम आपके कुछ नहीं लगते

wo tere saher main aate hai dhadakna dil ka

har gali yaar mere teri gali ho jaise

बेवफा कहने से पहले मेरी रग रग का खून निचोड़ लेना

कतरे कतरे से वफ़ा ना मिले तो बेशक मुझे छोड़ देना

cahere pe banawat ka gussa aue aakhon me piyaar bhi hai

is shauk ada ko kya kahiye inkaar bhi iqraar bhi hai

यहाँ लोगो ने खुद पर इतने परदे दाल रखे है

किसी के दिल में क्या है नज़र आना बी मुश्किल है

मन के ख्व��ब में मुलाक़ात होगी उनसे

पर यहाँ तो उसके बिना नींद आना बी मुश्किल है

andhere ab nahi daste ujale waar karte hai

wo dushman bhi nahi karte jo ab yaar karte hai

uff uske rothne ki adayen bhi gajab ki thi

baat baat pe ye kahena soch lo phir mein baat nahi karungi

उफ़ उसके रोठने की अदाएँ भी गजब की थी

बात बात पे ये कहना शोच लो फिर मैं बात नहीं करूंगी

wo anjaan chala hai jannat ko paane ki khatir

be khabar ko ith,tela kar do ki maa baap ghar par hai

वो अनजान चला है जन्नत को पाने की खातिरबे

खबर को इत्तेला कर दो की माँ बाप घर पर है

फूल सूखे हुए गुलदान से कब निकलेंगे

जिंदगी! हम तेरे एहसान से कब निकलेंगे

behte huwe ashkon kirawani nahi dekhi

maine gume-hazaron ki kahani nahi dekhi

jis din se mere haath se chuta hai tera haath

us din se koi shaam suhani nahi dekhi

मै नासमझ ही सहीं मगर वो तारा हूं

जो तेरी एक ख्वाहिश के लिये..सौ बार टूट जाऊं

zindagi tere kis kis baat par bharosha karo

shauk mujhe jeene ka hai par itna bhi nahi

खुद को कुछ इस तरह तबाह किया

इश्क़ किया क्या ख़ूबसूरत गुनाह किया

जब मुहब्बत में न थे तब खुश थे हम

दिल का सौदा किया बेवजह किया

फुर्सत में याद करना हो तो कभी मत करना

मैं तनहा ज़रूर हु मगर फुजूल नहीं

किसी को औकात याद दिलने के लिए जो अलफ़ाज़

हमारी जबान से निकलते है

वो दर हकीक़त दूसरों को हमारी औकात बता रहे होते है

mujhe kaafir kahoge to tumhara kya hoga

mera bhi wahi khuda nikla to tumhara kya hoga

होने दो तमाशा मेरी भी ज़िन्दगी का

मैंने भी मेले मैं बहुत तालियाँ बजाई हैं

ये कयाम कैसा है रह में तेरे इश्क को किया हुआ

अभी चार काटें चुभे नहीं तेरे सब इरादे बदल गए

हर बात तेरी मानु न मुमकिन है

जिद छोड़ दे ए दिल अब तो बचचा नहीं रहा

मुझे ज़िन्दगी की दुआ देने वाले

हंसी आ रही है तेरी सादगी पर

दोस्त वो है जो दोस्ती का हक दोस्त की गैर मौजूदगी में अदा करे

और गैरों की महफिल में उसकी इज्ज़त की हिफाज़त करे

मिलती ही नहीं मुझे इस दुनियां के लिए फुरसत

सोये तो ख़्वाब तुम्हारा जागे तो ख्याल तुम्हारा

Gum Bhari Shayari

suna hai haaton main mahendi rachye phirti hai

jo mujh se kehti thi bichede to nas kaar lunngi

न हमसफ़र न किसी हमनशीं से निकलेगा

हमारे पाँव का काँटा हमीं से निकलेगा

tumse mohabbat thi bataya saare jahan ko

bus yahi baat tumko batana bhul gaye

humne mita diya jahan bhi likha tera naam

magar use apne dil se mitana bhul gaye

उसकी चाहत में हम रुस्वा सर-ऐ-बाजार हो गए

दिल भी हमने खोया और हम ही गुनहगार हो गए

Itni tehzeeb se pesh aana aadat hai tumhari

Ya mujhe qatal karne ki sazish hai tumhari

गलतफहमी की गुंजाईश नहीं सच्ची मोहब्बत में

जहाँ किरदार हल्का हो कहानी डूब ही जाती है

दिल पे आए हुए इल्ज़ाम से पहचानते हैं

लोग अब मुझ को तेरे नाम से पहचानते हैं

वो इश्क़ जो था कभी जूनून,उसे रोजगार बना लिया

कही जख्म बेच के आ गया कही कोई शेर सुना दिया

hamein pasand nahi har kisi par fida hone ki saheb

tumhara andaaz gajab ka tha hum sabhal na sake

धोखा देती है अक्सर मासूम चेहरे की चमक

हर काँच के टुकड़े को हीरा नहीं कहते

hum itne bhi nahi badle ke bhul jayenge apno ko

jab koi muntazar hi na ho rabta accha nahi lagta

जो जिने की वजह है वो इश़्क है तेरा

जो जिने नही देता वो भी इश़्क है तेरा

na tujhe meri tanhaiyon ki fikar hai nah i bichadne ka gum hai

dil phir bhi ye samjhta hai ke to chahta hai mujhe apn ki tarah

नमक भर के मेरे जख्मो में,तुम क्या मुस्कुराते हो

मेरे जख्मो को देखो,मुस्कुराना इसको कहते है

बेनूर सी लगती है उससे बिछड़ के जिंदगी

अब चिराग जलते हैं मगर उजाला नहीं करते

दुश्मनोँ ने दोस्ती का सिलसिला रहने दिया

उसके सारे खत जला दिये,फिर भी पता रहने दिया

in aakhon main bhi thi kabhi kisi heer ki tamanna

ye uljha huwa ladka bhi kabhi raanja huwa karta tha

इश्क़ में नशे में मैं चूर होता जा रहा हूँ

मैं तुम्हे लिखते लिखते मशहूर होता जा रहा हूँ

mujhe chhodne ka faisla roz karta hai wo shaks

magar is ka bus nahi chalta meri wafa ke samne

tujhe kya lagta hai mujhe teri yaad nahi aati pagal

koi apni barbadi kaise bhul sakta hai

मुहब्बत करने से फुर्सत नहीं मिली यारों

वरना हम करके बताते नफरत किसे कहते हैं

jo khumaar hai tere ishq ka use maut kaise fanaa kare

wo to pahle maut se mar gaya tere ishq main jo zeba kare

क्या हसीन इत्तेफाक़ था तेरी गली में आने का

किसी काम से आये थे किसी काम के ना रहे

jis din tumhare naam par meri aankhon se bheeg jana chhod diya

us din apna har dard tumhein maaf kar dunga

आज टूट गया हूँ,तो बचकर निकलते हो

कल आईना था तो रुक-रुक कर देखते थे

RULANE WALI SHAYARI

महसूस करोगे तो हर जजबात समझ में आ जायेगा

लब्ज नहीं लहजे बयां करते है की मोहब्बत में गहरायी कितनी है

zindagi tujh ko mubarakh ho meri zindagi ke dard ka har ek pahel

kis tarah se gujari hai ye zindagi bus sirf khuda janta hai

अंदाज़ा मेरी मोहब्बत का सब लगा लेते हैं

जब तम्हारा नाम सुनकर हम मुस्कुरा देते हैं

khamosh reh kar saza kaate hai gunaho ki tarah

kasoor itna tha sirf ke be kasoo the hum

rukhta bhi nahi thik se chalta bhi nahi

ye dil tere baad sabhalta bhi nahi hai

ye saher kis aayine ka darbaan hai

ilzaam lagate huwe darta bhi nahi

मजबूर नही करेंगे तुझे वादे निभानें के लिए

बस एक बार आ जा अपनी यादें वापस ले जाने के लिए

libaas ishq pahen kar qalandar ki tarah

teri yaad ke zahn main naachte hai dewano ki tarah

ख़याल जिसका था ख़याल में मिला मुझे

सवाल का जवाब भी सवाल में मिला मुझे

mujhe aksar apno se chahat ka shikwa raheta hai

Q k apno ne kabhi nahi chaha mujhe apno ki tarah

मै कोई छोटी सी कहानी नहीं था

बस पन्ने ही जल्दी पलट दिए तुमने

kasam lelo tumhare baad kisi ka khuwaab dekha ho

kisi ko chaha ho kisi humne socha ho kisi ki aazro ki ho

thudi si Mohabbat use bhi hogi

waqt sirf dil todhne ke liye kon barbaad karta hai

dukh hota hai hamein sirf is baat ka

hum to sharabi the par hush wale kaise hamein bhul gaye

वक़्त मिले तो कभी रखना कदम दिल के आँगन में

हैरान रह जाओगे मेरे दिल में अपना मुकाम देख कर

mujhe kaise yaqeen aye mohabbat tum bhi karte ho

tumein jab bhi dekha hai muskurate huwe dekha hai

बक्श देता है खुदा उनको जिनकी किस्मत खराब होती है

वो हरगिज़ नहीं बक्शे जाएंगे जिनकी ��ियत खराब होती है

na jane us shaks ko ye kaisa huner aata hai

raat hoti hai to aakhon main uthar jata hai

सौ ��र्द हैं महोब्बत में बस एक राहत हो तुम

नफ़रतें बहुत हैं जहाँ में बस एक चाहत हो तुम

MOHABBAT STATUS

zaruri to nahi ke suraj sawera neze par aa jaye

badal jaye koi apna to qayamat toot padhti hai

गम की परछाईयाँ यार की रुसवाईयाँ

वाह रे मुहोब्बत तेरे ही दर्द और तेरी ही दवाईयां

kuch der ke liye muhe apni bahon main sulale

agar aankh khuli to utha dena na khuli to dafna dena

उन पंछियों को कैद में रखना आदत नही हमारी

जो हमारे दिल के पिंजरे में रहकर गैरों के साथ उड़ने का शौक रखते हों

tumhari nafrat pe bhi luta di apni jaan humne

socho agar wafa karte to hum kya karte

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whitelighthealing · 7 years ago

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Divyaa Pandit predicts Padmavat super hit & India’s lose to South Africa with RJ Archana & Sahil at Radio City 91.1 FM

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Radio Jockey Archana Pania is one of the famous RJ’s in the radio industry. Archana is a RJ for the Radio City. Her partner in crime,Salil Acharya is a famous RJ, VJ and an Indian film and television actor. Salil hails from Delhi and is multi-talented. He is also the film critic for BBC and a VJ for B4U.

INTERVIEW STARTS:

ARCHANA:- Radio City ke studio mai aapko kitni positivity vibes aa rahi hai? DIVYAA:- Bahot Positive Vibes aa rahi hai,its a very very very nice place. SALIL:- Bahot Bahot shukriyaa(ARCHANA:- Thank You) ARCHANA:- Lekin hume na thodi si negativity nazar aa rahi hai mandrate hue,kal vashi bridge par bhi logo nai protest kiya hai against this movie aur karni sena apni karni rokhte nahi hai.

SALIL:- Kya Padmavat Hit Hogi?

DIVYAA:- Padmavat Hit toh Bahot hogi SALIL:- Arre waah very good ARCHANA:- Lekin!! SALIL:- Lekin Kya?? DIVYAA:- Uska Start thoda slow hai SALIL:- Hai but hum toh ja rahe hai,aaj hi ja rahe hai,ek din pehle hi ja rahe hai,ki hum log start dede

ARCHANA:- Yeh Journalist hai aur hum ko invitation mili hai salil,just calm down. DIVYAA:- Start slow hai uska SALIL:- Hmm... DIVYAA:- Aur thoda ek mahina lagega to overcome all the obstacles jaise bahot sare log,youknow trying to protest,but then Sanjay Leela Bahnsali will do well.

ARCHANA:- Divya aap numerologists bhi hai,aapko kuch number nazar aa raha hai ki kitne crores kamaegi yeh film?

DIVYAA:- 400 Crores toh mujhe dikh raha hai ARCHANA:- My God.! SALIL:- Domestic pe ho ja toh accha hoga,worldwide ho jaye toh sanjay leela bhansali ro rahe honge,But yeh bhi bada sawaal hai,shahid kapoor and alauddin khilji ranveer singh,kon haavi rahega kispar,matlab kiski film maani jayegi

DIVYAA:- Dekhiye hamesha se ranveer singh hi rahe hai aur iss baar bhi wohi rahenge SALIL:- Haye shahid..,yaar tu bhi accha karne wala hai-we believe in you,lekin kya kare yaar bol diya unhone ki alauddin khilji ki picture hai lekin abhi kya kare yaar ab lekin divya-dusra jo stress mandra raha hai jo kal start hone wala hai-Bharat aur South Africa,Bharat kuch jeet payegi ki nahi,batao na please?

DIVYAA:- Well Bharat ke liye thodaa sa shock hai iss baar,mujhe lagta hai South Africa SALIL:- 3-0 Arre yaar ARCHANA:- Ohh Noo! SALIL:- Achaa chal lekin kuch positive kuch dikh raha hai kuch batsman,bowlers kuch na kuch

DIVYAA:- Well,Bowlers SALIL:- Hah,Bowlers ARCHANA:- Yeh bahot kam hota hai SALIL:- Ajinkye rahane wapas aa raha hai,bhai batsman chaiye humme,humme bowler nahi chahiye,we need ajinkya rahane to perform

DIVYAA:- Well,he will perform,but dont worry about that, he will perform very very well SALIL:- Lekin bharat phir bhi haaregi? DIVYAA:- Ha woh toh lagta hai mujhe ARCHANA:- Ohh salil rona please shuru mat karna idhar please SALIL:- You are not a Indian,you are South African ARCHANA:- Just Shup Up SALIL:- Bharat haregi tabh tu hi royegi ARCHANA:- But what about bollywood also,isliye jo shaadiya honi ja rahi hai,kya Hrithik wapas se sussanne se shaadi karega,Ha ya Na batayengi khud 'Divya Pandit',who will also talk about Sonam Kapoor's Wedding and Ranveer and Deepika.

AFTER A BREAK

SALIL:- Radio-City 91.1 iss ghante par hum aapko regal cinema aapko le jane wale hai,getting some positivity into your life,kyuki log waise hi bade taras rahe thae na har chhez ko padh ke,achaa by the way,some good news again,yeh stock market dubara nayi chotiya paar karte hue.

ARCHANA:- Oh God yeh salil ka roz ka celebration aur yaha pe roz dukh hota hai SALIL:- Toh mai kya karu agar roz market upar ja raha hai ARCHANA:- But its been very good last 2 weeks for him yeah,Hamare sath expert tarot card reader,reiki specialist healer hai,naam hai inka 'Divya Pandit'

SALIL:- Jo aap already bol chuki hai ki padmavati bahot HIT hogi aur virat kohli haar jayenge

ARCHANA:- Arre Yaar tu apna rona-dhona bandh kar mujhe shaadi ke bare mai puchne de,I love my Hrithik Roshan,By the way divyaa hrithik roshan mere dil ka,jigar ka tukda hai aur maine sunna hai ki unki aur sussanne ki shaadi,kaafi confirmed sources se maine khud suna hai ki woh shaadi karne wale hai.

DIVYAA:- Haan Ji Archana,karne wale hai,bilkul karne wale hai. SALIL:- Oh Terii!! ARCHANA:- Yeh aapko kisine bola nahi hai,you are just seeing this in the picture. DIVYAA:- Yes yes I am seeing this SALIL:- Divya woh paiso ka batwaara,itni gali galoch yeh sab phir yaar DIVYAA:- But they are back again ARCHANA:- And this is for good I am guessing DIVYAA:- Yes its for good SALIL:- Ha ab jo dusri couple jo bahot discussion mai rehti hai ARCHANA:- Ha,Ha ,kya hai na virushka ke baad pata nahi kyu sabki nazre ja rahi thi-ranveer aur deepika par

SALIL:- Kya woh Shaadi karenge? DIVYAA:- Haan ji Karenge,bilkul karenge ARCHANA:- Iss saal karenge ya agle saal karenge DIVYAA:- Bahot jald unki shaadi hongi ARCHANA:- Jald,so are you saying 2018 ya 2019,what you say? DIVYAA:- 2018 se after june ARCHANA:- Oh My God!! SALIL:- Itna sab kuch diya toh boldo salman bhi shaadi karengi ki nahi. DIVYAA:- Salman ka thoda mushkil hai ARCHANA:- Mushkil hai ki namumkin hai? DIVYAA:- Mushkil hai aur namumkin bhi ARCHANA:- Oh God, OK SALIL:- Sir ke abhi umar bhi ho gayi hai na,abhi shaadi karne ki umar nahi hai ARCHANA:- Actually asli Don wohi bane not Shahrukh Khan,Ok Divyaa my last question is sonam because recently mai unko mili aur unke haatho mai log cream laga rahe hai,mereko laga haye yeh toh aisa lag raha ki inki shaadi ho rahi hai

SALIL:- Plus woh badi open hai apne relationship ke bare mai chupatti kuch nahi hai ARCHANA:- Ha but bola nahi hai ki shaadi kar rahi hai-ha ya na,she is like totally in the center,toh aap bata dijiye kab ho rahi hai sonam kapoor ki shaadi

DIVYAA:- Mujhe toh lagta hai next three months ke baad uski shaadi hone wali hai ARCHANA:- So not in March,everyone's saying March-march-march DIVYAA:- I can't see it in march,I can see it in may ARCHANA:- OHH! SALIL:- Veere di wedding ke baad,beta you are smart producer ARCHANA:- May you be a happy couple sonam,god so many shaadi's SALIL:- And we are not getting invited to even one. ARCHANA:- Kyuki Divyaa bahot sari cheezo mai believe karti hai,especially healing mai,toh jo log sunn rahe hai unke liye koi vishesh tippni hai

DIVYAA:- Well mai ek tippni dungi ki yeh saal jo hai-2018 is a year of moon,aur iss saal bahot sare eclipse bhi hai,people either will do very very well in their life or they will go very very low like they will be very very depressed,so I feel you should take care of your mental health

ARCHANA:- Uske liye kya karna chahiye DIVYAA:- Well do a little meditation archana,that's very very important because taking 5 minutes off in your life and doing just a little bit of self meditation is very very important.

SALIL:- Hum bhi toh positivity lane ki koshish kar rahe hai,issi ghante,M POSITIVE,naya blood group jo archana,mai,harshita aur oulkit leke aaye hai issi reason ki wajah se

ARCHANA:- Thank You so much Divya mujhe lagta hai hum mobile phones ke sath kuch jyada hi hamari life bita rahe hai,so stay away from Instagram,Twitter,Facebook for a while,keep your phones away,keep everything away aur thoda apne aap ko pyaar karo,'Correct Divyaa Ji'

DIVYAA:- YES very important,very important. ARCHANA:- Thank you so much,Thank you so much.

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Baat us samay ki hai jab mai class 9th mai tha. Hamari school ne ek sea beach par jaane ka program banaya. Mera bhi bahut mann ho raha tha jaane ko par mai wait kar raha tha ki meri class se kon kon jaata hai ? Iski ek wajah thi . woh yeh ki meri class mai ek bahut hi hansome – smart – sexy ladka tha mohit. Meri uski healthy friendship thi par mere mann mai uske liye kuch aur bhi tha. woh 14 saal ka gulabipan liye gore badan ka bahut hi sunder ladka tha. Uski khubsurati ka aalam yeh tha ki hamare school mai jab bhi koi function hota tha, toh usse ladki ka part karne ke liye milta tha. Padhai mai bhi woh bahut tej tha har exam mai 1st aata tha iss liye bhi woh sabka aakarshan ka kendra tha. har koi usse friendship karna chahata tha. par uske mujhe lekar kewal teen dost the. praksah, sunil aur mai. mai thoda sharmila tha par hamesa se mujhe mohit ka saath accha lagta tha. prakash aur sunil se mohit ki friendship mere se pahale hui thi iss wajah se woh uske jyada kareeb the aur phir woh uske ghar ke kareeb bhi rahate the so saath aana jaana bhi tha jabki meri usse mulakat kewal school mai hi ho paati thi. Kai baar mohit ne mujhe kaha bhi tha ki kaash mai bhi uske ghar ke kareeb hi rahata toh phir aur maza aata charon saath saath aate jaate par yeh kahan sambhav tha. Idhar kuch dino se mohit ke saath ek ek pal bitana mujhe bahut accha lagne laga tha pata nahi kyun ? Meri nazar kabhi kabhi mohit ke janghon ke beech ruk jati thi. Mai sochta ki jaise woh pura sunder bahar se dikhata hai kya waise hi uska laura bhi itna hi sunder hoga puree gulabi rang ka ? aur lund ka supara toh aur bhi gulabi hoga ? haaiii nanga kitana mast dikhata hoga ? Jab woh baithta tha toh uska bulge dekhae mai hi banta tha.

Kitna phula hua – utha hua ? badi muskil se wahan se nazar hat paati thi. Uske bulge ko dekh kar lagta tha ki kaphi bada lund hona chahiye. kyun ki jab loose itne bulge banata hai toh khade hone par toh aur bhi bada hona chahiye ? Par yeh sirf meri kalpana hi thi. Maine uska lund kabhi dekha nahi tha. Aur naa hi kabhi bhool se bhi dekhane ki koshish hi ki thi. Kyunki mujhe yeh darr lagta tha ki meri iss koshish ki wajah se kahin hamari dosti bhi naa tut jaaye ? Kam se kam abhi hum ek dusre se baaten toh kar sakate the ? Wastav mai mohit thoda reserve type ka ladka tha. woh chahata toh uske kai dost ho sakte the par nahi. Uske liye dost use kahate hain jiske saath apne secrets share kar sakein. Kai baar sex ke baare mai baatein chali par usne thik se response nahi diya toh maine socha ki sayad sex usse pasand nahi yaa usse sex ki knowledge bilkul nahi ? Sabse pahale prakash ne tour par jaane ki haan ki aur phir usne mohit ko bhi uksana suru kiya tour par jaane ke liye aakhir mohit ne bhi haan kar di par sunil nahi jaana chah raha tha. Aab mera bhi mann karne laga jaane ko par mere ko kisi ne kuch kaha hi nahi. Maine socha sayad yeh dona aakele hi jaane mai interested ho ? par phir mohit ne mujhse saath chalane ko kaha. Maine upari mann se naa kar di tab woh buttering karne laga ki nahi mai bhi saath chalon. Mohit ke saath saath aab prakash bhi mujhe saath chalne par jor dene laga. Aakhir Maine bhi haan kar di. Aaj hum sab kul 50-60 ladke aur 4-5 teacher ek saath tour par luxury bus mai jaa rahe the. Hum saath teen dost the par hum saath nahi baith paye kyun ki teen waali saari seats block ho chuki thi so mohit aur prakash ek saath aur mai akela dusri row mai 2 wali seat par baith gaye. Mohit aur prakash ek dusre se khoob baaten kar rahe the mai bhi beech mai kuch baatein kar leta tha par same row me nahi hone ke karan khoob dikkat ho rahi the ki mohit na kaha “aare rajesh tum bhi yaahan aa jao na saath bathne ka maza hi kuch aur hai”. “Kahan yaar, mai kahan adjust ho paaonga rahane do” maine kaha. Tabhi prakash bola “aajao yaar adjust kar lenge aur kuch nahi toh hum se koi kissi ki godi mai hi baith jayegaa”.

Prakash ki iss baat se mere mann mai gudgudi hui kaash mai mohit ki goodi mai baithoon yaa mohit meri godi mai toh maza aa ja ye. Meri tammanaye aab jawan hone lagi thi. Mai uth kar un logoon ke paas gaya toh mohit ne kaha “yaar aao meri seat par baitho mai prakash ki goodi mai baith jata hoon”. yeh kah kar woh khada ho gaya aur mujhe apni seat de di. mai baith gaya aur mujhe badi jor se prakash par gussa aaya ki yeh kyon hamare saath aaya hai ? phala mooka mila aur woh bhi nikal gaya. kher maine kaha “yeh koi baat hui kya maine jab tumhari jagah li hai toh tum meri godi mai baitho”. mohit : “thik hai yaar thodi deer bad tumhari godi mai baith jaaonga”. Aur hum teeno baaten karne lage. Aaj mohit kuch badala badala sa laga. Aaj woh kuch jyada hi jokes suna raha tha aur woh bhi sexy type ke. Prakash bhi sexy jokes suna raha tha aur mohit uska maza le raha tha. Yeh dekh kar maine bhi ek mast sexy joke suna diya jise sun kar unko biswas hi nahi hua ki yeh maine sunaya hai ? Mohit bol pada “accha toh iss sidhepan mai ek shararti rajesh chupa hai kyun prakash ?” Prakash : “haan bhai ladka jawan ho raha hai yehn pata chal raha hai”. Meri bhi himmat bhadi maine kaha : “Mai toh jawan kab se hoon par tum log bhi jawan ho rahe ho yeh mujhe aab lag raha hai”. Mohit : “Dekho rajesh. mai aur prakash bachpan ke dost ……hai iss liye hum ek dusre se kuch nahi chupate aur ek dusre ki baat kisi teesre ke saath nahi karte par aab tum bhi mere bahut acche dost ho gaye ho issi liye tumse bhi yahi mai aur prakash chahenge”.

Prakash : “haan rajesh hamre beech hone wali sari baatein hamre beech hi rahegi”. Maine bhi yehi wada kiya aur aab mai bhi unlogon ke saath khul kar baatein karne laga. Aab mujhe paata chala ki mohit school mai itna reserve kyun rahata hai ? Yaahan woh bilkul doosara mohit lag raha tha. Thodi deer baad mohit meri goodi mai baith gaya kyunki prakash ki janghein dard karne lagi thi. Mohit ke meri janghoon par baithte hi mai mastne laga. maine mahsoos kiya ki mohit ki chutad bahut hi sexy hain. Kabhi kabhi mai usse dheere se bahon mai bhi bhar leta tha. Aaah kya komal madak badan tha mohit ka. Uske badan se badi maadak khosboo aa rahi thi. Mai mast hua ja raha tha. Issi beech kissi baat par meri prakash se shart lagi. Aur shart ka solution yeh tha ki mohit jiske favour mai hoga woh harne wale ko gaal par ek chumma dega. Maine isme thoda badlaw kiya ki mohit nahi ek aur ladka harish jiska favour karega woh mohit ko chumma dega. Ispar mohit ne kaha ki bilkul par pahale mai uska chumma lunga. Aakhir yeh hamare beech tay ho gaya aur harish se ja humne pucha toh harish ne mera favour kiya. Mera toh aab bura haal tha. Jiski maine kalpana bhi nahi ki thi woh aaj kya abhi hone wala tha. Mohit mujhe kiss karega aur mai mohit ko kiss karunga. Mohit ki naram-mulayam gaalon ko mere hooth touch karenge aur mohit ke gulabi pyaree dhanushakar hooth mere gaalon ko touch karenge. Yeh soch kar mai sihar utha. Prakash : “Rajesh aab tayar ho ja mohit ka kiss lene ke liye” Mohit : “Haan pyaare tyar ho ja tabhi mai tujhe kiss karne donga ?” Maine kaha : “OK yaar i m waiting” aur mohit ne ek mast chumma mujhe de diya. Aab meri baari thi. Maine apne aap ko sambhala aur mohit ke chehare ko aapne hatoon me lekar bade pyaar se ek masti bhara chumma uske gaalon par de diya.

Mohit ki nigahein aab mujhe thodi badali se lagi. Maine mahasoos kiya ki woh aab meri taraf aab thoda serious hai. uski baatein mere se aab thodi gahari ho rahi hain. Prakash ko woh aab thoda neglect kar raha tha aur mujh par thoda meharbaan ho raha tha. Idhar meri bhi halat acchi nahi thi. Mohit aab bhi meri jaanghon par baitha tha. Uske kiss ki aur chutad ki garmi se mera bura haal ho raha tha. Mera lund tanta ja raha tha. Prakash : “Aaja yaar ab meri godi me baith jaa rajesh ki jaanghein dard kar rahi hongi ?” Mohit : “Jab isse dard ho ga tab yeh khud hi bol dega mujhe utarne ke liye ? kyun rajesh” mohit ka aisa kahana mujhe accha laga. Maine kaha : “haan bhai mujhe toh dard ki jagah accha hi lag raha hai. aare mere pai jo dab rahe hain naa”. Iss tarah hansi-majak karte hue hum sea beach wali jagah pahunch gaye. hume ek acche hotel mein rukaya gaya tha. Teachers ka instruction tha ki har room mein do-do ladke rukenge. Aab mai phir pareshan ho gaya kyunki mohit ko mere aur prakash mein se kisi ek ko apna room-partner select karna tha. Meri khusi ka thikana nahi raha jab mohit ne mujhe select kiya. Yeh dekh kar prakash thoda naraj ho gaya ki hum saath-saath aaye aur ab hume alag hona padega. Phir humne apne teachers se baat ki ki hum teeno ek saath ek room mein rahana chahatein hain aur hume iski permission mil gayi.

Aab hum tino ek saath ek room mai the. Hum jab pahunche the tab tak dopahar ke 2:00 yaa 2:30 baj chuke the. so pahale hum sab ne lunch kiya aur phir ek ghante aaram karne ke baad sun set dekhane nikal pade. hum teeno saath hi the par mohit mujhse jyada ghulmil kar baatein kar raha tha. Mujhe aab prakash kabab mein haaddi lag raha tha. Jaise jaise shaam gaharati ja rahi thi mera mann nayi nayi kalpanaye karne laga tha. Aab mai yeh soch kar pareshan ho raha tha ki kahin prakash mere aur mohit ke beech raat ko sone ki jidd na kare. Mohit mujhse baatein karte karte mere haath pakad leta tha. Uski naram bhare-bhare haath mujhe ajeeb se gudgudi kar rahe the. Mai mast ho raha tha. Thodi deer ke liye mai aur mohit akele pad gaye toh mohit ne dheere se kaha ki “Rajesh mujhe nahi pata tha ki tum itne iteresting ho”. Maine kaha “accha toh aab pata chal gaya hai toh kya irada hai ?”. Mohit : “irade ki baat chodo ek baat batao ki tumhe mera saath kaisa lag raha hai ?”. Maine kaha “agar accha naa lagta toh kya aab tak mai tumhare saath hota kya ?”. Mohit : “ek baat sach-sach kahana, ki tumhe mera kiss kaisa laga ?” “ek baar aur doge toh kuch bata paunga naa ? ” yeh kah kar maine muskara diya. Mohit : “wah kya baat hai yaar ? iska matlab accha laga kyun ? aare sharmane ki kya baat hai yaar ? sach jab tumne mujhe kiss kiya toh mujhe bhi bahut accha laga. mera mann toh tabhi se ek aur kiss tumse chahata tha par prakash tha naa iss wajah se mai kuch bol nahi paya. aab agar permission ho toh ek-ek kiss ho jaye”. Maine socha gaalon par kyun darling hooton par ek-ek kya do-char kiss ho jaye toh maza aajaye. par maine kaha “agar koi dekh lega tab ?” Mohit : “nahi yaar abhi andhera badh raha hai sab ka dhyan sun-set ki taraph hai , koi nahi dekhega”. phir humne ek-ek kiss aur ki par iss baar mohit ne kiss mere hooton ke bahut paas kiya. Yeh dekh kar mai jaan gaya ki woh bhi mere hooton ko chumana chhata hai par sankoch kar raha hai. Kuch deer baad hum sab ……hotel mein vapas aagye.

Dinner kar lene ke baad humme jaldi so jane ka order ho gaya. Kyunki early morning main sun-rise bhi dekhana tha. Prakash ne kud hi kah dala ki woh side mai sona chahega. Yeh sunkar mai toh bahut khush tha. mohit ne mujhe bataya ki usse pair ke niche pillow rakh kar sone ki habbit hai isliye agar raat main uska pair mujh par pad jaye toh mai bura nahi manu maine kaha ki yahi habbit meri bhi hai. Toh woh bola ki phir koi problem nahi hai. Raat dheere-dheere gahari hoti ja rahi thi par mujhe nind nahi aa rahi thi. meri bagal mai mera sexy yaar jisko mai nanga dekhana chah raha tha woh kewal shorts aur baniyan mai so raha tha, yeh mujhe pagal kar dene wali position thi. Par mai bebas pada tha, kuch kar nahi pa raha tha yeh soch kar ki kahin mohit naraz naa ho jaye. mohit aur prakash dono so gaye the. Maine bhi sone ki koshish ki aur mohit ke paas palat kar so gaya. Mohit ki saanse mere chehare se takra rahi thi aur sayad meri ssaanse bhi uske chehare se takra rahi hogi. Tabhi mohit ne apna ek pair mujh par rakh diya aur mere thoda paas aa gaya. mai chupchap aankhein band kiye pada raha ki kahin usse yeh pata na chale ki mai jag raha hoon, halanki mohit gahari nind mein tha phir bhi mai precaution le raha tha. maine thodi der baad mahsoos kiya ki mohit mere aur kareeb aagaya tha. mere aur mohit ki naak ke beech sirf ek inch ka phasala tha .

Mohit ki garam saanse mujhe madhosh kar rahi thi. Maine feel kiya ki koi cockroach sayad meri janghoon par chad gaya hai, meri janghon par sursurahat ho rahi thi. Par maine apne ko kaboo mein rakha ki kahin edhar-udhar hua toh mohit apne pair naa hata le. Kam se kam isse bahane uski sexy janghain meri janghoon par toh chadi hui hain. Dheere-dheere kujali badahti gayi. lag raha tha ki cockroach upar ki taraph chad raha hai, mai bechain hone laga. Maine mahsson kiya ki cockroah mere shorts mai ghusane kai koshish kar raha hai, badi jor gudgudi ho rahi thi , par mai control kar raha tha, only for mohit.Meri aankhein abhi bhi band thi. Ekaek kisi ne mujhe halke se gaalon par kiss kiya. maine socha mohit toh so raha hai yeh mujhe kiss kisne kiya kahin prakash toh nahi par prakash bhi toh so raha tha. Issi beech ek aur kiss par is baar thodi gahari kiss thi. Maine dheere se aankhein khol di yeh dekhane ke liye ki koon kiss kar raha hai ? kahin mohit toh nahin ? Cockroach jab shorts ke andar aaram se nahi ja paya toh woh dheere-dheere shorts ke upar chadhane laga tha, badi muskil se maine apne ko abhi tak control kiya hua tha. Bahut jor se khujli ho rahi thi jab cockroach chal raha tha. Idhar khuli hui aankon se maine dekha ki mohit dheere se utha aur mere gaaloan par kiss kar diya. yeh kya hua mera dil dhak se rah gaya. Dil ki dharkan dheere-dheere jor padne lagi. Mai bechain hone laga. Sara badan jaise pathar ka ho gaya ho. kuch samajh nahi aaya ki kya karoon ?

Cockroah aab mere laure ke upar shorts par tha. Mohit ne mujhe kiss kiya hai yeh soch kar hi mera lund aab garmane laga tha. cockroah aab laure par kharoach raha tha yeh mahssos hote hi mai soch me pad gaya ki cockroach itne door travel karke lund par hi kyun kharoach raha yeh. Dheere-dheere cockroah ki pakad majboot hoti ja rahi thi. maine socha cockroach ke pair toh patle hote hain phir itne mote kaise hote ja rahe hai. Achanak mera deemak jor se kondha …………aare kahin yeh mohit ki unguliyan toh nahi…….jo mera lund tatol rahi ho. Haan yeh toh mohit ki unguliyan hi hain jo mere laure par pahunch kar aab usse pakadne ka prayas kar rahi hai. Unguliyon ki pakad majboot hoti ja rahi hai. Issi beech mohit ne ek aur kiss kiya, ekdam hooton ke paas. Is situation me mera lund pura khada ho gaya tha. pura tanatan. aisa lag raha tha ki shorts ko phad kar bahar ho jayega. Mohit ne jab yeh mahsoos kiya ki laura pura mast ho gaya hai, pura tight aur lamba toh usne unguliyon se lambai napi. Pure ek haath jitna lamba matlab 6.5 inch lamba lund aur pura mota bhi. Jaise hi mohit ko yeh laga ki mai bhi jaag raha hoon, tabhi mai uski harkat par mast ho kar chupchap pada hoon, toh usne ekdum se mere hoontoon ko apne hooton ke beech le liya. hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiii yeh kya hua mai toh swarg mai pahunch gaya. Meri joh sabse badi tamanna thi woh aaj puri ho rahi thi. Mohit nanga meri bahon me hoga yeh soch kar hi mai pagal hua ja raha tha. Aab maine bhi sankoch chod diya aur mohit ke kiss ka jawab kiss se dene laga. Idhar mohit mere lund ko bhi jor-jorse dabaye ja raha tha. Mera laura uske haaton me ja kar phanphanane laga. Mohit mere pure sahayog se mastane laga tha. Mere itne josh bhare response se woh bhi aur jyada josh me aa raha tha.

Hum ek dusare ko ji bhar ke chus rahe the. Mohit mera upaar wala hooth chusata toh mai uska niche wala hooth chusata. Beech beech mai mohit mere dono hooton ko muh me lekar chusane lagata toh kabhi mai bhi aise hi chusata. Kabhi hum ek dusare ki jeebh chusane lagate. Iss tarah jabardast french kiss ka daur chal raha tha. Mohit ne toh mera lund bhi pakad rakha tha jabki maine apni bahon ko uske charon aur lapet rakha tha aur usse apne seene se kaskar daba raha tha. Mohit ne mera haath pakad kar apne laure par rakh diya. Mera toh bahut bura haal tha. Maine mohit ka lund pakad liya aur mai bhi uski napai karne laga. Jaisa maine socha tha waisa hi uska pura 7 inch lamba aur 2 inch mota lund tha. par room mai undhera hone ke karan mai dekh nahi paya ki kitna khubsoorat lund hai ? Mohit ne mujhe apna shorts kholne ka ishara kiya. maine bhi usse ……uska shorts kholne ke liye kaha. toh woh bola mai usse nanga kar doon. Sach kahata hun mai bhi yahi chhata tha. Maine bhi usko kaha woh bhi chahe toh mujhe nanga kar de. Hum dono ne ek dusare ka shorts khol kar ghutnon par lakar chod diya. hamare lund ek dusre ke lund se takrane lage.

Dono ke lundon se pre-come nikal kar supare ko chikna kiye ja raha tha. mohit ke hooth aab mere hooton se niche pahuchane lage the. meri gardan, meri chuchi, meri nabhi sab jagah woh betahasa kiss kar raha tha, chaat raha tha. Maine bhi mohit ke nabhi, pyaare soft chuchiyon ko khoob chusa tha. Mohit ke laure ke charon aur naram baal uug aaye the mere bhi jhaatein uug aaye the. Dono ek dusare ke jhatoon ke saath khel rahe the. Mohit kei chuchiyon, uski chhati, kamar, nabhi, chutad, jhaangh, gaand sab jagah mai moothi bhar raha tha. Mohit itna mast ho gaya tha ki usne mujhe ishara kiya ki mai uske lund ko hila kar jhaad doon. Maine kaha ki yahan maal girane se bed ganda ho jayega. Toh usne kaha ki hum dono toilet me chale. Dono ne dekha ki prakash aab bhi gahari nind me so raha tha. Hum dhere se uthe aur dono apne-apne kapade sambhalate hue toilet ki aur chale. Toilet me jakar use andar se band kiya aur bulb jalakar pahali baar ek dusare ko nanga dekha. Hum pure nude the. Jaisee maine kalpana ki thi mohit usse bhi jayada sexy aur sunder tha. Uske lund ka supara sex ki garmi se pura red color ka ho gaya tha. Mera lund itna gora nahi hai phir bhi sex ki garmi ne mere lund ko bhi red kar diya tha. Mohit phir mujhe kiss karne laga aur bola “jab se tume mujhe kiss kiya hai mai pagal hua ja rah hun tumhe paane ko. kya batau mai tumhe ki tum kitne sexy ho ? tumhare hoothon ne mere gaalon par jo kiss kiya mera lund paani-paani ho gaya tha. badi muskil se maine aab tak apne ko sambhala hua tha. hai tum kitne sexy ho. kaash hum aise he nange ek dusare se chipke rahe hamesa”.

Mohit ki yeh madhosh bhari baatein sunne ke baad mujhse bhi naa raha gaya. maine bhi kaha “mai toh kab se tumhare liye mara ja raha hoon par tum ko prakash se chutti hi nahi milti hai jo tum mere kareeb aa pao. Mai toh kab se tumhare liye pyaasa hun. Kaash yeh pal yahi tham jaye”. Iss tarah ki sexy baatein ho rahi thi ki mohit ne niche jhuk kar mera lund apne muh me leliya aur usse chusane laga. Laure ki chamri kinch kar niche kar di aur lal-gol-mote supare ko jibh se chaatne laga, phir pure lund ko muh me le liya aur muh ko upar niche karne laga. mai toh is maze se mara ja raha tha. Khob maaza aa raha tha. Jisko kewal nanga dekhane ki tammna thi woh mohit aaj mera lund bade pyaar se pagaloon ki tarah chus aur chaat raha tha. Gulabi-nanga pyaara badan, mohit pure kam-dev ki tarah dikh raha tha. 7 inch lamba lund, lund ke charoon aur ghani jhaatein, lund ke niche do bade ande, haaiii hhaaii mohit bada sexy lag raha tha. Pahali baar main kissi ke saath iss tarah pura nanga ho kar sex kar raha tha. Pahali baar kissi ne mera lund apne muh me liya tha. Aur woh koi aur nahi mera dream boy MOHIT tha. Aaaaaaahhhhhhh kya lund chusata hai wo, bada maza aa raha tha. Aaj bhi jab iss ghatana ko yaad karte hue mera lund paani-paani ho raha hai. Maine aaj tak (matlab mere 1st exp. tak) koi lund chusa nahi tha. Is liye mohit ka lund muh me lene me thoda jhijhak raha tha par mohit tha ki betahasa mera lund chuse ja raha tha. Yeh dekh kar mujhe laga ki sayad lund chusane me jitna maza aata hai utna hi maza lund chusane mai bhi aata hoga tabhi mohit mere lund ko chodane ka naam nahi le raha hai.

Yeh soch kar maine aab apna lund mohit se chudaya aur niche baith kar mai uska lund chusane laga. Maine uske lund ki chamari niche ki aur uske phule hue laal-mote-gol supare ko dekha, ek dum gulab jaamun ki tarah laga, maine gup se pura supara ek baar me nigal liya. Pahali baar lund muh me liya tha maine par kya baataun kitna accha laga. Meri bhi speed badh gayi thi. Lund ka swadmujhe pagal bana raha tha. Dheere-dheere pure lund ko mai muh me lene laga. Lund ki motai ki wajah se mera muh pura khula hua tha. mai bhi aab jor-jorse apne muh ko upar niche kiye ja raha tha aur ek haath se mohit ke lund ke undon se khel raha tha. Mera dusara haath mohit ke chutadon par tha. Mai uske uthe hue gol mast chutadon par moothi bhar raha tha. Kabhi kabhi mai mohit ke gaand ke ched ko bhi tatol raha tha. hhhaaai kitne mast gaand thi mohit ki. Mohit ko bhi pura maza aa raha tha. Kamar hila kar woh mere muh ko chode ja raha tha aur taange chodi kar ke apne gaand ke ched se mere khelne ko aasaan bana raha tha. Mujhe laga ki mera mohit ki gaand ke ched ko chuna usse accha lag raha hai, toh maine gaand ke ched se aur ched-chad karni shuru kar di. Ek ungali ko apne lund ke pre-come se chikna kar uske gaand me ghused di. Mohit apne dono haaton se apne chutad pakar kar apne gaand ke ched ko thoda khol diya taki meri ungali uski gaand me aasaani se jaa sake. Unguli ekdum se uski gaand me chali gayi. Idhar mai uske lund par muh chala raha tha udhar uski gaand me ungali chala raha tha. Mohit ke muh se aahhh hhhiii seee jaise aawaz nikal rahi thi.

Jab mohit ka lund chusate hue mujhe kaphi deer ho gayi toh mai khada ho gaya. aur mohit ke hooton ko chusane laga. Mohit bhi mere hooton ko chus raha tha. ek lambi french kiss ke baad mohit bola meri gaand chodoge ? mai bola kabhi maine kisi ki gaand chodi nahi hai. Mohit bola kuch nahi yaar tu thuk laga kar meri gaand ko chikana kar de mai thuk laga kar tere lund ko chikna kar deta hun phir aapne lund ko meri gaand me ghused de. ……Maine kaha lekin tumhe dard hoga toh ? mohit bola dekhate hain jitana bardast hoga karoonga nahin toh phir tu nikaal lena kyun ? maine kaha thik hai aur jaise mohit ne kaha maine uski gaand ko chikani ki aur mohit ne mere lund ko aur phir mohit ghoda ban gaya aur maine apna lund uski gaand ke ched par rakh kar ek jordar dhakka mara. aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh mohit ke muh se dabi-dabi chekh nikal padi aur mera aadha lund uski gaand me undar tha. maine kaha yaar chilla mat, bahar prakash so raha hai, uth jaayega. mohit bola haan yaar par thoda dard ho raha hai dheere-dheere undar daal apna lund. Thik hai maine kaha aur ek dhakka dheere se lagaya. aab 75% lund undar tha. mai thoda ruka aur uske lund aur uske lund ke undoon ko sahalane laga. uske lund ko hilane laga. Thodi deer mai mohit ka dard thoda kam ho gaya uar woh khud apni gaand chalane laga. Jaise-jaise woh aapni kamar hila raha tha waise-waise mai bhi apni kamar hila raha tha. Jiski wajah se mera lund dheere-dheere undar ki taraph jaa raha tha. Aab mera pura lund uski gaand ke undar tha. Maire chudai ki speed aab badh gayi thi. aaaahhhh uuuuuhhh mere muh se aawaz aa rahi thi.

Mai apni kamar ke saath-saath mohit ka lund bhi hila raha tha. Dono aab apne charam aanand par pahuchne wale the. Ekaek mohit ke lund se virya choot para aur maine bhi apna garam garam maal uski gaand me udel diya. Maine apna lund mohit ki gaand se bahar nikala toh mera virya uski gaand se tapak para. Maine apna lund pahale saaf kiya aur dheere se bed par ja kar let gaya. Prakash abhi bhi so raha tha. Thodi deer baad mohit bhi apni safai kar ke bed par aa kar let gaya. Humne ek dusare ko goodnight kiss di aur sone ki koshish karne lage. thodi deer baad dono ko nind aa gayi. Early morning prakash ne hume jagaya. Aur hum sab sun-rise dekhane chal pade. Mohit ka haath mere haaton me tha, jaise ki hum pati-patni ho. Sun-rise dekhane ke baand kai ghanton tak humne sea me maaza kiya. Khoob nahaye aur masti ki phir vapsa hotel me aa gaye. Hum tino bhige hue the. Mohit ne mujhe raste me hi samjha diya tha ki room me pahuchate hi mai sidha toilet me ghus jaaoon. Mai sidha toilet me chala gaya mere pheeche peeche mohit bhi aa gaya ye kah kar ki namak ke paani ki wajah se uske saare badan me khujli ho rahi hai. Prakash bechara bahar hi rah gaya. aur hum dono saath-saath nahane ka maza lene lage. Mohit jaanata tha ki yeh mooka baar-baar nahi milne wala issliye pura phayada utha lena chahiye. Shower ke niche hum dono nange ho kar naharahe the. mai apne badan par saaboon lagane laga toh mohit bola nahi aaj mai tumhe nahalaunga aur tum mujhe nahalana. Yeh kah kar woh mere badan par saaboon lagane laga mere saare badan ko malane laga. bade hi mast ho kar woh mere lund, chutad, chhati, pith, taangon par mal-mal kar saboon laga raha tha. Mohit ke saboon laga chukne ke baad maine uske saare. badan par saboon lagayi.

Dona saboon se chikane hone ke baad ek dusare se upne badan se badan ragadne lage. Humare lund mast hokar fanfanae lage. Shower ke niche dono nahane lage saari saaboon utar jaane ke baad ek dusare ka lund chus kar maza lene lage . Dono ne ek dusare ke muh me apna apna maal humne giraya. Phir naha kar badan saaf karte hue bahar nikal aaye. Prakash phir nahane gaya. Idhar prakash undar gaya udhar hum phir ek dusare ko kiss karne lage. Kaee french kiss karne ke baad hum apne-apne kapade pahanane lage. Prakash jab bahar aaya naha kar tab hum kapade pahan rahe the. Prakash bola : “kuch gadbad hai tum dono itne der se naha kar nikle aur aab itne der se kapade pahan rahe ho aakhir baat kya hai ?” Mohit : “isme baat kya ho sakti hai baas hum baatein karte hue sara kaam kar rahe hai isliye thodi der ho rahi hai aur kuch nahi”. Prakash muskuraya aur bola : “humne ek dusare se apne secrets share karne ki promise ki hai par mohit tum kuch chupa rahe ho ?” Mohit : “naa yaar kuch nahi hai tum bekar hi shaq kar rahe ho”. Prakash : “Mohit mujhe maalum hai ki rajesh bahu sexy hai par hamari dosti bahut purani hai ?” mohit : “yeh kya yaar ? kya bakwaas kar rahe ho ?” prakash : “agar mai kuch prove kar doon toh ?” mohit : “aacha tum pahale prove karo phir jo tum kaho hum karne ko tayar hai ? kyun rajesh ?” maine bhi haan kar di. Prakash : “tum dono apni-apni pant utaaro.” maine kaha : “yeh kya kah rahe ho prakash ?” prakash : “tum dono ek dusare ko kiss karne me itne madosh ho gaye the ki tumne ek dusre ki underwear pahan li hai. jab tum dono ko naha kar nikalane me itne der lagi toh mai bathroom me jakar thoda sa darwaja khol kar bahar dekh raha tha aur maine dekha ki tum dono ek dusare ka lund pakade hue ho, dono ka lura khada hai aur dono pagaloon ki tarah ek dusare ko kiss kar rahe ho ?” Yeh sunkar mai to sharm ke maare paani-paani ho gaya. mujhe laga ki aab prakash mujhe badnaam kar dega. Par mohit ne baat sambhalte hue kaha ki “prakash plz yeh hamare beech hi rahe yaar”. Praksh : “issi liye mai bhi chahata hun ki mai bhi tum logoon ke beech he rahoon ? ” Mohit : “”kya matlab ?”. Prakash : “rajesh ka nanga badan dekh kar mai bhi usse kiss karne ko pagal hua ja raha hun”. Maine kaha : “prakash yeh toh dil ki baat hai yaar mohit aur mere beech jo bhi hai woh hamai mutual understanding hai. Humne ek dusare se jabardasti nahi ki hai”. Prakash : “Thik hai naa tumhare aur mere beech bhi kuch aisa hi hoga yaar mera toh ……dil tujh par aa chuka hai aab teri baari hai”. Mai bola : “Mohit ko bhi toh tumne nanga dekha hai phir mohit kyun nahi ?” Prakash : “Kya bataun yaar jo baat tujh me hai woh mohit me kahan, mai jaanata hun ki mohit ki niyat bhi tujhe nahate hue dekh kar hi badali hogi ? kyun mohit sach hai naa ?” mohit : “haan yaar bahut sexy hai yaar yeh apna rajesh”.

Maine socha mai mohit ke pichee pagal tha aur yeh dono mere deewane ho rahe hai kaash agar pahale pata hota ki yeh mere jism ko dekh kar deewane ban jayenge toh mai mohit ko pahale hi paa jata. Kher uss waqt toh maine prakash ko bhi ek kiss de di par usne meri ek aur kiss apne hooton se mere hooton par ki aur mere lund ko masala . mai raat se aab taq sex kar ke itna tired ho chuka tha ki aab mujh me excitement nahi thi. Maine prakash ko kewal kiss dekar shant kiya. Par mujhe pata tha ki prakash mujhse kuch aur bhi chahata hai. Uski chahat maine tour se lautne ke baad uske ghar par puri ki uski gaand chod kar.

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maatikikhushboo · 7 years ago

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Rozaana RiKara #4 Main Aa Raha Hoon Gauri

Namaste Folks ! So, so many scenes on board today (rubs my hands..pressing the start button of the episode* ) ✌️

Fast Forwarding

ShivKara

Om is continuously calling Gauri. 📞 📞 📞

“Come on Gauri, bas ek baar phone uthalo, bas ek baar.”

Shivaay asks if everything is fine. Om fakes a smile and assures him that everything is fine.

Om says that he is happy that ShivIka are together. He says that he was afraid that they would part ways. Shivaay says that true love intensifies the bond and makes its stronger.

“Bohut badi galti ho gayi mujhse yaar, maine Gauri ko galat samjha. (He gets a FB of his own words)

“Tune usse samjha hi kab tha?” (I love you Shivaay for this ! ) 😍 😘

“Tu sahi keh raha hai. Maine humesha, humesha uspe doubt kiya. Tujhe pata hai, woh mujhe bina bataaye ghar se baahar jaati thi, aur maine ye maan liya ki uska affair chal raha hai. Jabki…”

“Woh English classes ke liye jaati thi. Jabki woh English classes ke liye jaati thi, yahi kehna chah raha hai?”

“Tujhe pata tha?”

“Of course Om, Geeta sadan ke coaching classes mein uska admission maine hi karaaya tha. You know, meri zidd ke wajah se, teri art exhibition ke liye aayi thi, aur wahan jo kuch bhi hua, woh usse bohut dukhi ho gayi thi. She was hurt. Usse laga ki tu usse apne laayak hi nahi samajhta hai. ”

“Tere laayak ban na chahti thi woh.”

“Par Kyun? Tujhe pata hai na mujhe farak nahi padta hai ki usse English aati hai, nahi aati hai, I don’t care ! ”

“Yeh tu jaanta hai, yeh main jaanta hoon, lekin Gauri nahi jaanti.”

“Aur tune use kabhi biwi ka darja diya hi nahi. Kya lagega usse? Yahi na, ki tu usse uske laayak samajhta hi nahi hai. And as a husband, you failed!! Kya kiya tune haan? Tujhe usse confidence dena chahiye tha, ehsaas dilaana chahiye tha ki woh tere liye important hai, tere liye special hai. Tune Kiya? Kiya tune? (Om nods his head in no) Nahi. As a husband. Kya kahoon main?”

“Sahi keh raha hai, mujhse ek nahi, bohut galtiyan hui hain. Bohut saare.”

“Koi nahin buddy, galtiyan sudhaare bhi jaa sakti hain.”

“Kaise sudhaaroon? Kitni baar phone kiya, ek phone nahi utha rahi hai. Kahan hain, nahi pata. Kaise?”

“Toh kya hua? Tu yahan kya kar raha hai? Jaake dhoondh usse yaar! Jahan bhi hai, usse dhoondh, bata teri galati hai, usse manaa aur waapis leke aa, OK? You are an Oberoi, and Oberois never quit Om! They never quit ! Go and get your wife back ! Now ! ”

“Oberoi’s never quit, tu sahi keh raha hai.”

“That’s like my OBro! You can do this haan.” (Om’s original BGM is so soothing to ears)

“I need to.”

Om is worried about leaving Shivaay alone in the fiasco. Shivaay assures him.

“Tu kaun sa vidaa ho raha hai? Apni biwi ko lene jaa raha hai, waapas aayega na mere paas?” 😂 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣

“Of course”

“Ya biwi ka ghulaam ban jaayega, haan?”

“Nahi, biwi ko leke aayega waapas…” 😂 🤣

“Yeah, you can do it man, come on !”

“Ab toh main iss ghar mein Gauri ko leke hi aaounga. I will get her back. I’ll get her back.”

Fast Forwarding

Om is packing clothes. He has those card’s pieces with him. He reminisces her tearing the card. Om’s tashan BG plays. He changes his clothes and gets ready. His signature hair flick ! He looks at the mirror.

“Main aa raha hoon Gauri. Tumhe lene..”

He takes that black turban cloth. (Sardaar on the way 😂 )

Finally Dadi is missing her Bahu on KarwaChauth and Annika is missing her Devraani. 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

Fast Forwarding

Gauri comes to her home. Gauri’s Mom asks her about her sudden arrival. Gauri reminisces Om accusing her.

“Aana hi tha. Omkaara ji ne humein daant diya Maa, ki wahan tum Maa ko akele cchod ke waapis aa gayi. Isiliye humein waapis bhej diya aur kaha ki jab tak Maa poori tarah se theek nahi ho jaaye, tum waapis mat aana.”

“Woh sab toh theek hai Gauri, par wahan tere sasural mein bhi teri zaroorat hogi na, pehle hi tu mere wajah se, apni jetj jethani ki shaadi nahi dekh paayi. Pata hai, humein darr lag raha tha, ki kahin tere sasuraal walein kahin gusaa na ho jaayein.”

“Nahi Maa, woh log bohut acche log hain. Omkaara ji toh bohut acchese samajhthe hain humein. Woh humse naaraz ho hi nahi sakte. Isiliye toh harharaike tumhaare paas waapis bhej diya.”

“Pata nahi Gauri ke humne kaunse here moti daan diyein honge jo itne acche damaad ji humein milein hain. Kitna khayal rakhte hain na tumhaara, aur humaara bhi.”

“Sahi kahan Maa, yeh humaare pichle janam ke karam hi honge ki humein Omkaaraji jaise pati mile hain.” ( she feels IRONY !)

Cheers, L. !

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tellytantra · 5 years ago

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JHUMKIYON KI KE GALTI? "Re chhori, ghani khoyi khoyi si dikh rahi hai aaj tu. Aise ke deep thoughts chal rahe hai tere dimaag me, hein?""Aree Hanuman uncle, aap ko pata hai, kal Babes ka birthday hai. To uske liye kya karu, kya gift du, wohi soch rahi thi.""Acchha? Kal happy birthday se Kirayedarniji ka? Ke socha phir, ke karegi unke liye?""I don't know yaar. Kuch samajh nahi aa raha mujhe kya karu.""Ek baat bata manne, main unko gift du unke birthday ke liye, to accept karengi woh, ke lagta hai?""Aap gift doge usko? Try karke dekh lo. Kya pata kar le accept.""Lekin ke gift doon main unko? Ke like karti hai woh?""Woh toh aap hi jaano na? Aap kehto ho na ki aap meri Babes se pyaar karte ho, toh you should know usko kya pasand hai.""Chhori, tu mazak uda rahi hai mera? FIR kar dunga teri, andar kar dunga tujhe ek police inspector ko pareshaan karne ke jurm me.""Hanuman uncle, kitne cute ho yaar aap!""Tu Veer Balika hai na mhari. Bata na, ke doon unko?""Mujhe nahi pata yaar.""Are koi idea toh de de!""Yeh kya baat hui, Hanuman uncle?! Aap ka gift hai, idea main kyu doon? Khud soch lo aap. Waise bhi yaha mere khudke gift ki band baji padi hai. Or aap apne gift ki responsibility bhi mujhpar hi daal rahe ho. Not fair na.""Haath jode main tere saamne, chhori, tu rehne de. Main soch lunga khud hi kuch." ... "Sunn Veer Balika, main soch raha tha ki jhumkiyan deta hu tere mother ko, gift mein. Pasand ayega unko?""Jhumkiyan?""Ke hua, jhumkiyon ka naam sunte hi chehra utar sa gaya ekdum tera. Ke baat hai?""Woh actually..." Minnie explained to him how those earrings had acted as a catalyst in them finding out about Ashok's infidelity. "Aap samajh rahe ho na? Toh tabhi se Babes ne jhumkiyan use karna hi band kar diya hai. Matlab, woh abhi bhi imitation wale earrings pehenti hai. But jhumkiyan bilkul nahi." Oh no. So Babita associated those earrings with some of her most terrible memories. It made that she would not want to see them again, especially not as a gift from him. That simply wouldn't do, would it? ... Hanuman had his gift ready. But how was he going to give it to Babita without being too straightforward about it? Their relation was a delicate one and a slight miscalculation could ruin the chances of the gift being accepted. Sure, she had gifted him those embroidered handkerchiefs, but that didn't mean she would accept his gift readily. Still, he intended to put his best foot forward. He stealthily walked up to the stairs of the barsaati, and looked around. Babita was working near the kitchen platform. While her back was turned, he quickly placed the small, wrapped package on the platform, and stood a few steps downstairs where he could see her without her noticing him, intending to walk back up when she spotted the gift. He saw Babita's gaze fall on the package with Kirayedarniji written on it. She looked around for him but gave up when she didn't spot him anywhere. The shy smile on her face as she opened it gave him hopes, but he didn't count the battle won. She hadn't seen inside yet. Babita's face fell a little when she saw the earrings inside. Hanuman decided that this was the moment to step in. "Jee, woh Veer Balika bata rahi thi ki aapka janamdin hai aaj, toh maine socha meri taraf se gift de doon."Babita didn't look at him. His confidence faltered a bit. "Waise aap ko bataa doon, ghane saalon baad jaake aise kuch kharida hai. Aap ko pasand na aaye toh bata dijiyega. Dukaan jaake ke phir usse exchange karke le ata hu main." A tiny smile crept back on Babita's face as he said that. It was immediately wiped off when he continued. "Woh, Veer Balika keh rahi thi. Aap ka or Ashok Khurana ka jo bhi kalesh hai woh aise jhumkiyon ke wajah se hi start sa hua tha. Toh maine socha ki bhai jo hua usme jhumkiyon ki ke galti hai. Unhe kyu sajaa mile? Or waise bhi uss din aap Lale ko samjha rahi thi na, woh gift ke liye briefing de rahi thi. Tab kaha tha aapne, ke gift ke hai woh matter nahi karta. Gift kis bhaav se diya hai woh matter karta hai. Toh wohi bhaav dekh lo aap. Ashok Khurana ka gussa inn bichari jhumkiyon pe na nikalo. Baaki jaisa aap ko thik lage. Aap ko agar sahi laga ho toh rakh lo yeh mhari taraf se gift. Ya phir manne bata do, main badalwa ke lata hu dukaan se." Babita's gaze refused to meet his. She looked down at the package still in her hands, her expression indecipherable. Oh god. He had messed up, hadn't he? Minnie had warned him. She had told him exactly what those earrings represented to Babita. But he refused to listen. And looked where that had landed him. Before Hanuman could apologize for stepping out of line and tell her it was okay if she didn't want to accept the gift, Babita spoke up. "Aapke kuch kapde galti se hamare yaha aa gaye the. Kamre me rakhe hai, aap rukiye, main leke aati hu." What? Had he really made her feel so bad that she wasn't even going to acknowledge the gift? Were they going to pretend that this hadn't happened? When she came back with his clothes, Hanuman couldn't help but see Babita deliberately tuck her hair behind her ear, like she wanted him to notice the movement. What he saw made his heart do a tiny flip inside his chest. ... "Veer Balika, jhumkiyan qubool ho gayi!" Manasi D

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Yaadein Song Lyrics – Dino James

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… Yaadein Song Lyrics – Dino James …

I don’t what is wrong with me, Aur kyun hoon main itna bechain, Kise karun complain? Kispe daalu main ye blame? Kyu ho rahe mere saath mein, Saare mind games,

Dost ban gaya ab ye saala pain, Ab bhaad mein ja life ke saare aim, Roz main khud se kehta hoon, That you just needs to relax, Dino James,

Main bhi chahta hoon hamesh khush rahoon, Aur ye faaltu ke thoughts se door rahoon, Par ye moti lohe ki zanzeeron se, Koi idea hai main kaise chootoon,

Dimaag ki maine laga di hai, Ye kaun sa khayal itna haavi hai, Maa-baap ka sochke main zinda hoon, Baaki jeene ki koi wajah nahi ab baaki hai,

Jaane kyu badal raha hai mera point of view, Main andar se zara bhi khush nahi hoon, Aisa lagta hai kisi ne ek bada sa screw, Nikala huya hai mere dil ke through,

Kabhi lagta hai use main janta hoon, Fir nahi milta hai mujhe koi clue, Wait, don’t tell me ke ye tu hai, Hello baby, Is it you?

Kya ye tu hai? jo mere andar ab tak aise, Kundli maarke chupke baithi hai, Ab kya chahiye tujhe? Jo mere paas tha, Wo almost sab kuch toh tu le gayi hai,

I can’t believe that abhi tak pagli, Tu mere andar aise zinda hai, Is game ka saala koi refree hai, Jo hum dono ke point gin raha hai,

Tujhe zara sa bhi idea hai, Meri life kaise upside down badal gayi hai, Kabhi lagta hai that I lost my mind, Samajh ni aata kya galat kya sahi hai,

Do din mein tune mujhe bhula diya, You piece of wood, Tere andar kya koi dil nahi hai? Tujhe unconditionally maine pyaar kiya hai, Shaayad itni si meri galti hai,

Tujhe yaad hai tu hug karke kehti thi, Dino promise me that you’ll never leave me, Main tha par jab mujhe zaroorat thi baby, Tu mujhe kahi bhi dikhayi di nahi,

Ulajh gayi thi yaar saali zindagi, Tha between a devil and a fuckin deep sea, I wish tu mujhe samajh paati, Uss waqt mujhe teri sabse zayda need thi,

Jaanti hai tere kaaran maine kitne dost chhode, Maine unse abtak baatein ki nahi, Maine kya-kya saha hai tere chakkar mein, Kisi ko bata bhi ni sakta main loudly,

Ye sab jaankar bhi you know kyu sunta rehta tha, Main teri ki-ki, Coz I really loved you, Aur pehle din se maine tere ko samjh liya tha apni biwi,

Kabhi lagta hai ki main aisa kya karu? Jo tu mere paas wapis aa jaaye, Main tujhe aisa kya bolu? Jo tu mere saare sacrifices ko samajh paaye,

Kaash main tujhe bata paata ladki, How much you really mean to me, Main aisa kya karu? Jo ek baar toh kam se kam tujhe kabhi meri yaad aaye,

Tujhe meri yaadein kyu nahi aati, Tujhe meri yaadein kyu nahi aati,

Remember ek baar humne pee li thi, Fir baad mein tune surprise ring di thi, Main toh literally aa gaya tha on money, Logon se bhar gaya tha na poora CCD, Ab bhi jaata hoon toh waiters puchte hain sirji, Ki aajkal madam dikhti ni, Fir main jhooth bolta hoon ke tu kaam mein busy, That she’s working for some big MNC,

Main kuch bhi karu baby kya farak padta hai? Tune toh wohi kiya jo tujhe karna hai, Pata ni tha ki jab main lattoo tha, Uss samay se actually mujhe darna hai,

Sab bolte hain bhai tu badal gaya hai, Tu pehle wala funny Dino ni lagta hai, Main zinda hoon saala woh kaafi hai, Mujhe khud ni pata mujhe karna kya hai?

Main maanta hoon main kangaal tha, Main maanta hoon mera bura haal tha, Main maanta hoon ki main ik loser hoon, Aur tere freedom ke beech mein ek wall tha,

Main maanta hoon ke hazaaron lakhon baar, Shayad tu mere kaaran royi hai, Main maanta hoon sab barbaad ho raha tha, Aur main ekdum laachaar tha,

Main maanta hoon ki main insecure hoon, Aur tere doston ko lekar pareshan tha, Main maanta hoon main chillaata tha, Aur hamesha ladne ko taiyaar tha,

Main maanta hoon har waqt shikayton ka, Mere paas ek bhot bada bhandaar tha, Par Bhagwan jaanta hai beta, Tere ko lekar sirf aur sirf bhot pyaar tha,

Ye hone ka bhi shayd koi kaaran hi hoga, Is mein bhi shayad unki koi marzi hai, Kyunki na toh mere chahne se tu aayi thi baby, Aur tu na mere chahne se gayi hai,

Shayad yeh sab sirf ek attraction tha, Shayd maine hi thi ye sab stories pakayi, Shayad you never love me, And I was just another fuckin kind of life,

Teri saari problems hamesha meri thi, Aur life kuch bhi ni tha baby tujhse bada, Koi bhi nahi tha mere saath khada, Himmat se tune bhi ni kabhi mera haath pakda,

Aur main khush hoon, That I gave my best, Aur jo ban pada woh maine sab kiya, But afsos tujhe kuch bhi yaad nahi, Aur ye sab kuch beta jiya ko kam pada,

You know aajtak himmat bhi nahi juta paaya hoon, Main tere photos tak delete karne ki, Gusse mein pehle fenk deta hoon, For dhoond-dhoond ke le aata hoon, Tune jo ring di thi,

Chup chup ke dusro ke phones se abhi tak, Main tere Whatsapp ke pics check karta hoon, Hoping, kabhi toh tune ye likha hoga, That I really really miss my baby,

Tujhe meri yaadein kyu nahi aati, Tujhe meri yaadein kyu nahi aati,

Kitne sweet huye karte the na, Aadhe aadhe ghante ke hum dono ke breakup, Fir kaisi roti huyi shaklein bana kar karte the na, Ek dusre ko apni pics Whatsapp,

Haan maine bola tha, chali ja, Jaanta tha lamba nahi chalne wala yeh naatak, Par pata nahi tha iss baar tu lotegi nahi, Teri life mein koi aur aa chuka hai na baby ab?

Dus din mein tu kisi aur ke saath mein thi, Itni bhi tujhe kya jaldi thi, Mujhe sudhrne ka, mujhe sambhalane ka, At Least meri jaan ek moka toh deti,

Main bhi ek weak insaan hi hoon baba, Ho gayi yaar mujhse galti, Ek confusion tha woh sort ho jaata, Lekin ye karne ki tujhe kya jaroorat thi,

Bhot jalad main dekhna tujhe bhula doonga, Aur meri life koi aur ladki aayegi, Main duniya ki usse saari khushiyan dunga, Aur wohi hogi meri sabse pehli priority,

Tujhe kya lagta tha haan? Main zindagi bhar tujhe lekar rota rahunga, Oh fuck! I’m wrong, Main jaanta hoon teri jagah koi nahi le payegi,

Sab kehte hain Dino, Just let her go, Par tu bata main tujhe kaise jaane doon, You’re my little puppy na, Ab tu bata aisi haalat mein main kya karu? Kabtak aise denial mein, ro-ro kar main apni life jiyun, Kaash upar wala mujhe ek moka de, Tujhse aakar main yeh keh sakoon,

Kya bataun? dil mein yun khamoshiyan hain kyun, Tu bata main kya karu? Tujhe main kaise jaane doon?

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Tujhe meri yaadein kyu nahi aati, Tujhe meri yaadein kyu nahi aati,

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Saba: plz aap koi call ya message na krna kyun ky Ashraf ghar pr hi hai

Saba ny message type kya or phir kaafi dair sochny ky baad Major ko send kr dya………….

2-3 minute ky baad Saba ka cell vibrate krny laga…….. Saba ghabraa gai…… dekha to Major ki hi call thi….. Saba ka jisam kaanmpny laga…….. dil ki dharkan taiz ho gai…….. bathroom ky darwaazy ki traf dekha andar sy shower ky chalny ki awaaz aarahi thi…….. mobile ki vibration ky saath hi vibrate hoty hoy haath ky saath Saba ny call attend kr li………..

Major: kya ho gya tha saali……….. kyun itni dair laga di call attend krny main………..

Saba buhat hi dheemi awaaz main………… main ny bataya tha na aapko ky mera shouhar ghar pr hi hai phir bhi aap ny call kr di……..

Major: woh saala is waqt kaha hai……

Saba ny apny shouhar ko de jaany wali gaali ko nazar andaaz kr dya…. kyun ky ab yeh usky lye aam si baat ho chuki thi……….

Saba: woh naha raha hai baathroom main hai

Major: kyun raat choda tha kya teri choot ko jo nahaany chala gya hai subah hi subah………

Saba: nahi.. waisy hi………….. phir khud hi khayal aaya ky aisa kyun bata dya usy…….

Major: choda nahi us ny to isi lye subah sy phudak rahi hai teri choot na……….. bool daal doon teri choot main lund apna aa ky…….

Saba: nahi ….. nahi main ab phone band kr rahi hoon woh kisi waqt bhi bahir aajain gy…….

Major: woh ghar rahta hai ya nahi mujhy nahi pata is baat ka…….. main to aaoun ga hi tumhary paas………. dekhta hoon woh kameena mera kya bigaar sakta hai………..

Saba: plz Major sahb nai………. kal ko jaisy aap kaho gy main maan loon gi lakin aaj nahi…….. Saba ny hatyaar daalty hoy kaha………….

Major: sun rundi………… ab Major ka lehja pahly ki trah sy hi sakht or haarsh ho gya hua tha………….. main 12 bajy tery ghar pr aaoun ga balcony ky raasty…….. ab yeh teri marzi hai ky tu us behanchod ko bahir bhejti hai ya phir usky saamny hi chudwaati hai………… or haan agar balcony ka darwaza band hua na to phir tujhy pata hi hai ky kya ho ga…………… tery us heejry ky saamny tujhy to choodun ga hi isky saath saath us ki bhi gaand maaron ga main apny lund sy………… sun lya na…….

yeh kahty saath hi Major ny phone band kr dya……….

Saba to khuch bhi na bol saki…….. usy dobara sy rok bhi na saki……. Major ka ghuseela lahja wapis aaty saath hi Saba ki saari taqat or gussa khatam ho gya tha…….. uski mazahimat dum tor gai thi………..

Intehaai pareshaani ky aalam main Saba ny naashta bana na shuru kr dya…… dono mian biwi ny naashta kya or Saba ghar ky kaamon main lag gai jubky Ashraf tv dekhny laga……….

kaam krty huy Saba ki nazrain clock pr hi thin……….. kya kroon main…… ho sakta hai ky us ny aisy hi dhamki hi di ho………. Ashraf ky hoty huy woh aany ki himmat to nahi kr sakta waisy………. lakin us kameeny ka khuch aitbaar bhi nahi hai woh kon sa Ashraf sy darta hai…….. agar aagya to kya ho ga…………. aik to meri izzat gai….. or doosra laraai jhagra ho jaay ga…….. poori building main main khud hi badnaam ho jaoun gi……….or jaisy us ny kaha tha ky Ashraf ki gaand maroon ga to agar waisa kya to………… tooooooooooo kya ho ga……… Saba ky dimagh main aisa hi manzar ghoom gaya…………… to phir ab kya kroon main………… kya Ashraf ko bahir bheej doon kahin main……..kisi bhi kaam sy………. phir isky baad wo aagya to phir kya ho ga……… kya kry ga woh……….. wohi khuch kry ga na jo wo pahly krta hai…………….. kya kroon main……. kya aisya hi khilona banay rakhy ga mujhy woh apna……….. kal khud hi chor gya tha na mujhy main to nhi roka tha na.. or khud hi raat ko nahi aya na…….. to shayad isi lye aaj apni hawas poori krna chah raha hai……..raat ko shayad isi lye nahi aya ky meri pyaas barhaana chahta tha…… dekhna chahta tha ky main kitna tarapti hoon usky lye…… tarpi to hoon … lakin itna bhi kya ky aik din bhi nahi ruk sakta…………. Ashraf to kabhi bhi aisa nahi krta…… jaisy kahoon maan laita hai…….. rookon to ruk jaata hai………. lakin woh to Major hai na…………. woh kaha meri maany ga……….. haan bus laraai jhagry sy bachny ka aik hi tareeqa hai ky Ashraf ko khuch dair ky lye bahir bhaij doon…………. Saba ny faisla kr lya………

Saba ny jaldi sy ghar ky rashaan ki aik list banai…… halaaky yehi rashan us ny kal mangwana tha jub Ashraf ko bataaty hoy uski Major sy takkar ho gai thi………..list banaaty huy woh sochny lagi……. khud ko koosny lagi….. yeh main kya kr rahi hoon….. apny khoobsorat or pyaar krny waly shouhar ko dhooka daity hoy bahir bhaij rahi hoon us mardood….kameeny ky lye…. kya ho gya Saba tujhy………. Lakin yeh sub main apny shohar ky lye hi to kr rahi hoon………. usy or apni married life ko bachany ky le…….. us zaleel ky shaknjy main bhi to usi ki wajah sy aai hoon na………… agar khuch taqat hoti us main Major sy muqabla krny ki to kya mujhy usky saamny youn jhukna parta…… agar main Ashraf ko bahir na bhaejoon to kya uska nazuk jisam Major ky mazboot… pathar jaisy jisam ka muqabla kr sakta hai kya….. pahly bhi to hont soojha para hai us kameeny ka aik mukka lagny sy ab kahin or hi haddi pasli na trwaa ly apni……. Saba khud ko justifiy kr rahi thi…….. or saath hi anjaany main apny shouhar ko Major sy compare bhi kr rahi thi….. anjaany main Major ky jisam ki tareef kr rahi thi…….or apny shouhar ko usky saamny haqeer sabit kr rahi thi…. phir woh list Ashraf ko deti hoi boli………. Ashraf plz jaldi sy jaa ky yeh khuch saamaan ly aao…………

Ashraf: yaar aaj to hum ny bahir jaana tha or tum mujhy kaam ky lye bhaij rahi ho………

Saba: ary yaar yeh bhi to zaroori hai na……….. waisy bhi bahir to lunch ky baad hi jaa sakain gy na……… jaldi sy ly aao jaa ky itny main main bhi ghar ky kaam niptaa laiti hoon………..

Ashraf bedili sy uth gya…….. grocery ki aik choti si dukaan to bilkul building ky paas hi thi……. lakin Saba ko pata tha ky Ashraf usky paas nahi jaay ga ku ky us dukaan sy sirf choti moti cheez hi khardeeta tha woh or ziada cheezain hoti to phir………. qareeb 15 minute ki doori pr aik departmental store tha jis ky maalik ky saath Ashraf ki achi ban gai hoi thi or dosti hi ho gai hoi thi…….usi ky paas jaa ky laata tha……. or aksar us ky saath gup shup bhi lagany main dair kr daita tha…..yeh sub jaanty huy bhi Saba boli

Saba: dair na krna na bus jaldi sy neechy wali dukaan sy hi ly aao……..Saba ny darty huy kaha ky kahin such main hi neechy sy hi ly kr naa aajay lakin..

Ashraf: nahi yaar……. ziada samaan hai na to main apny dost ky store pr hi jaaoun ga……. woh thori kami bhi kr laita hai rates main or cheez bhi achi hoti hai……….. is neechy waaly ky paas to bus emergency main hi jaana parta hai warna mujhy to nahi pasand . iska maal bhi koi ziada achi quality ka nahi hota or khud bhi to dekho na kaisy ganda ban ky betha rahta hai……….. tail mirchon main dooba hua……. jaisy eid ky eid hi nahaata ho……. Ashraf hansty huy bola or Saba bhi hans pari……. Saba: acha chalo theek hai jaha sy laana hai laao lakin jaldi aana.

Ashraf chala gya to Saba ny usy building sy bahir jaaty huy bhi dekh lya…… abhi sirf 11: 30 huy thy……. ab kya kroon main…….. kya khud usy bulaaun……….. ky aajao or kr lo jo krna hai mery saath…… nahi nahi khud hi phone kry ga woh…….. ya khud hi aana ho ga to aaye ga mujhy kya main kyun bulaaoun usy…….. lakin time to thora hi hai……. ziada sy ziada aik ghanta hai or agar bina time waste kye samaan ly kar Ashraf nikal aya to phir to aadha ghanta hi lagy ga………. mera khayal tha ky kuch dair lagay ga Ashraf jaany main lakin woh to foran hi nikal gya……. saari timing kharab kr di hai ab kya kroon…….. ab Major ko to nahi pata na ky Ashraf jaa chuka hai us ny to 12 bajy ka hi kaha tha na yeh to meri wajah sy pahly chala gya hai woh……. to ab agar main nahi btaoun gi usy to kaisy pata chaly ga usy ky Ashraf ghar pr nahi hai ab……….. or agar Major apny time pr aya or us waqat Ashraf bhi aa chuka hua toooooooo???????. aakhir Saba ny himmat kr ky apny mobile pr message likha……….. Ashraf chala gya hai aadhy ghanty ky lye bahir……….. or yeh message us ny Major ko send kr dya………..

Foran hi Major ki call aa gai……….. wah g wah………. subah to bary nakhry kr rahi thi rundi ky nahi aany doon gi……. ab 12 bhi nahi bajny dye or bhej dya apny khasam ko bahir……….. itni hi aag lagi hoi hai kya teri choot main saali…………..

Saba: naaa……… naaa……….. naheiiiiiiiii yeh baat nahi hai…..

Major: acha acha ab ziada notunki na kr abhi kuch dair main aata hoon warzish kr raha hon abhi to…….. chul rakh phone saali………….. khud ko to chudwaany ky siwaa koi kaam nahi dosron ko bhi koi kaam nahi krny daiti…….. raand kahin ki

Saba: phir ghabraa kr or darty hoy………. nahiii…. woo………….. mera yeh matlb nahi tha………….. agar………. aap naaa ………. aaoooooooooooooo tooooooooooooooo…..

Major: haan haan agar main naa aoun to kya………….. bola hai na ky thori dair main aa raha hoon…….. agar ziada hi aag lagi hoi hai teri choot main to jaa daffa ho bahir galli sy kisi ko bulaa ky chudwaa ly apni choot………….. farigh samjha hua hai na mujhy ky jub tera dil chahy aaky teri choot chod doon…………. haramzaadi…….. rundi

yeh kah kr Major ny phone band kr dya…

Saba to hakki bakki rah gai Major ki zubaan ko sun kar……….. subah ky Major ky thory soft bolny ki wajah sy Saba expect nahi kr rahi thi ky wo ab aisy boly ga…….. lakin us ny to aaj phir usy zaleel kr dya tha……….

Saba to jaisy gussy sy khool uthi…………. kya kameena insaan hai yeh kutta……. haramzada…….. pata nahi kya samjhta hai khud ko………. main ny to nahi bulaya tha na… khud hi bola tha ky aaun ga or ab mujhy hi zaleel kr raha hai………… dil to krta hai ky gala hi kaat doon iska……. ya phir us ka lund hi kaat doon………… har waqt zaleel hi krta rahta hai……. kya main itni hi giri hoi cheez hoon………… achi khaasi parhi likhi larki hoon… achy ghar ki hoon…….. shareef or paak lakin is kameeny ny to mujhy twaifon sy bhi ghatya samjh lya hai………… kutta….. aaj to is kameeny ko main khud hi maar doon gi…… aany do us ko…….. mouka milty hi gala kaat doon gi churri sy……… dekhi jaay gi jo bhi baad main ho gi….. phaansi hi laga dain gy na mujhy yeh roz roz ki zalalat to khatam ho gi na……. saba pata nhi kya kya mansooby bana rahi thi dil hi dil main sofy pr bethi hui gussy sy bul khaa rahi thi……kisi zakhmi nagan ki trah….. zakhmi hi to kr dya hua tha Major ny uski rooh ko…….. usky jazbaat ko…… uski anaa ko…………

lakin ab kroon to kroon kya…………. udhar time guzar raha hai agar phir wohi hua ky wo kameena usi waqat aaya jub Ashraf aagya hua to……….. to kya kroon gi………… yeh bhi to ho sakta hai na ky Ashraf wahin pr store pr hi dair laga aaye thori…….. apny dost ky paas…….. lakin yeh bhi to ho sakta hai na ky wo store pr ho hi na or Ashraf bus samaan ly or wapis chala aaye abhi thori hi dair main…….. yeh sub hisaab kitaab lagaaty, sochty… or pareshaan hoty hoy uska dil jaisy doobta jaa raha tha….. usy sakht bechaini ho rahi thi…… kya kroon……….. us kutty ny bhi nakhry shuru kr dye hain na………. theek hai aata hai to aany do Ashraf ky saamny hi….. kah doon gi ky mera rape krny aaya hai….. phir Ashraf khud hi building walon ko bulaa laay ga or phir is major ki achi muramat ho gi…………. haan uski muramat ho gi to woh kya meri izzat bani rahny dy ga………..???????????? woh bhi to kameengi dekhaay ga na………… us ny agar meri videos dikhaa din to…………….. uuuuuffffffffffffff Khudaya kya kroon main…….. buri trah sy phans gai hoi hoon…………………. itni bechain ho rahi thi jaisy ky bus abhi ky abhi usy ulti aa jay gi………… ghabrahat sy usy apna dil halaq main aata hua mahsoos ho rahaa tha………. bechain ho kar uthi or jaa kr paani peeny lagi……… abhi bhi clock ko dekhty hoy…… or doosri nazar seedhi balcony ky darwazy pr daalti hoi…….

clock ki sui jaisy jaisy aagy reengti jaa rahi thi waisy waisy hi Saba ki pareshaani main izaafa hota jaa raha tha………. aakhir us ny apny aap ko masroof krny ky lye khud ko kitchen main busy kr lya…….. achanak hi usy balcony main…….. dhaap…… ki awaaz aai……jaisy koi balcony main kooda ho………. usky saath hi uska dil zoor sy uchal gya…….. foran hi mur kr dekha to ……….. Major balcony ky darwazy sy andar daakhil ho raha tha usky sitting room main…………. sirf apna dheela dhaala bermuda pehny ……. ooperi badan bilkul nanga………. kaala seyaah jisam……….. mazboot or solid…….. paseeny sy bheega hua………….. such main jaisy exercise krky aaya ho………… seeny, gardan, pait or chehry pr paseena chamak raha tha…….. is umar main bhi uska pait zara bhi nahi latka hua tha……… paseeny ki wajah sy jisam ky muscles chamak rahay thy…….

Jaisy hi andar aaya to Saba ky to jaisy pair hi jum gy ……….. usky jisam ky nazaary ny or usky saamny aaty hi uska saary ka saara gussa hawa ho gya tha………………. sofy ky paas khara muskraany laga……….. Saba hairat sy usy dekh rahi thi…… aakhir yeh banda hai kya cheez…….. kabhi kaisa mood hota hai or kabhi kaisa…………. haan lakin woh to her kisi ka hi aisy hi hota hai na…….. lakin yeh to gussy main janwar hi ban jaata hai………… lakin qusoor bhi to mera hi hota hai na………. usy gussa bhi to har baar main hi dilaati hon na………. ab to achy mood main lag raha hai………. bus ab koshish krti hoon ky isy gussa na aay …….. or achy sy jo bhi baat cheet ho jaay or phir isy Ashraf ky aany sy pahly pahly wapis bhaij doon……. agar gussa aagya to phir aik baar mery qaboo sy bahir ho jaay ga………. qaboo……….?????????? pahly kon sa mery qaboo or control main hai yeh wahshi janwar………….

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Ab tak aapne padha....

kajal jo baat sari duniyaa se ab tak chhupati aayi thi , anjaane me wo jumman tak pahuch rhi thi...........jaane kiski jinadagi daav par lag rhi thi.

Ab aage......

Kajal Runa ko sab sach bataye ja rhi thi , idhar Alok ke ghar me sophi kafi paresaan thi.....itni raat ko bhi neend uski aankho se koso door thi..........Alok ne us ghatna ke baad se khud ko ek kamre me band kar liya tha.......sophi kuch kuch to samjh gayi thi lekin ek bar Alok ke muh se wo poori baat jan na chahti thi ki kaun hai wo ladki, kaise janta hai use Alok aur jo kuchh aaj hua wo kyu hua..?

Sophi ek baar fir se Alok ke kamre ke darwaaze par khadi thi..jaane kitni baar chechk kar chuki thi wo lekin har baar andar se band hi hota..is baar khula mil gaya....shayad Alok band karna bhool gya tha.........sophi chupke se andar pahuchi aur darwaza band kar diya......kamre ki lights off thi.....Alok ek chair par baitha kisi gahri soch me dooba tha...ya shayad un yado ke bhawar me gum tha....ek haath me ek chhoti glass thi...........wine se bhari...........aur dusre me ek cigrette.....samne rakhe music system par dheeme volume me song chal rha tha...........shayad uske dil ki aawaz..........

“mere dil se door jakar , kaha kho gaye ho tum,

khusi ki ye baat hai ki ,khus to ho gaye ho tum......

itna bata do raaj dil ko kyu chhupaya,

dil naa milaya..

kyu mera pyaar tumhe raas na aaya,

nazar milayi tum ne dil na milaya...........”

Sophi ne age badhkar system band kar diya........Alok me palat kar uski or dekha aur aankhe band kar li......

“Aaja sophi......... Sorry yaraa....tu bhi soch rhi hogi kaisa hu main...tujhe bhi kya kya dekhna pada.....kahi nhi ghuma paya tujhe mai....apne hi dard me choor........sorry yaraa........” Alok jaise behoshi ke se aalam me bol rha tha..............bahut pee li thi usne.

“Alok ..u ok?? .....itna kyu pee rhe ho......u never drink........now, what happened..........???.....Alok tell me about that girl.........who is she??”

“Sophi...come here.......idhar aa yaar........baith yha....” alok ne sophi ko pas bulaya aur uska haath pakadkar apne pass bitha liya.

“wo ladkiiiii!.......she is my firstttttt love....u know first love....pahlaa pyar...aur ...aur akhiri bhi.......lekin yaar mujhe chhodkar chali gayi......mai..maiii jab pahli bar USA gaya tha tab......tab se mai use pyaar karta hu........us se bhi pahle se........lekin yaar kabhi kaha nhi...socha tha aate hi bol dunga....fir shadi fir bachche...mast banjani life.........” Alok bahut nashe me the isliye dil ka dard bahar aa rha tha.

“Lekin yaar jab mai wapas aaya to wo jaa chuki thi....jaane kahaa?? ..bina kuchh bataye............aur ye bhi bolti gayi ki.......ki..ki....mujhe pyaar nhi karti.........mujhe boli ki bhool jana mujhe........maine kosis kiya use dhundhne ki, par nhi mili.........yaar sophi...tu bata.........kaise bhool jau...itna aasan hai kya bhool jana...........???... nhii mili mujhe.........dil nhi lagata tha yhaa.....USA chala gya mai........lekin ab dekh kismat ka khel.........jab wapas aaya to fir mila diya us se...aur milaya bhi to kis tarah se..””

Alok ne ek aur pack banaya aur gatak gaya...........

“yaar,sophi ,...she is my life........my love......lekin mere papa samjhte hi nhi.......maii...maiii darta nhi hu kisi se..........lekin yaar ek baar wo to bol de..........wo to kahe ki haan mai tumse pyaar karti hu........tumhari hu mai..........mai uske liye sari duniyaa se lad jaunga...sari duniyaa chhod dunga.....lekinn.........you know what??? ......awwkkkkk......she loves me..........bahut pyaar karti hai wo mujhse....i know........lekin manti nhi hai yaar..... aur ab to wo kabhi nhi kahegi aur na hi manegi......”

“Use lagta hoga ki uske is roop me dekhkar mai use nhi apnaa paunga..............kitni nadaan hai wo..........use nahi pata ki muhabbat to dil se ki jaati hai....aaj bhi mujhe wo utni hi pavitr lagti hai........chahe ek Tawaif ke roop me hi sahi......aaj bhi uski aankho me wahi pyaar hai mere liye........aaj bhi whi sadapan hai......sophi, she love me.......bahut pyar karti hai...... ..bas kahti nhi hai......achcha ab tu bata.........nhi to kyu kahti ki mai tumse pyaar nhi karti...........bata kyu kahti......maine to us se puchha bhi nhi tha.........jab mai wapas aaya to mujhe uska ek letter mila kuchh dino baad..........sab likha tha usne........mai samajh gya ki wo bhag rhi hai meri muhabbat se.” Alok ka nasha uske dard me ghulta ja rha tha...

Wo sophi ke sath baitha apne dil ki saara dard nikal rha tha........

“yes........she loves you........Us ladki ke saath jo lady thi, She told me....usne kahaa ki kohinoor jald hi Alok se milegi...mai bhool gayi thi tumhe batana........” sophi ko ab yaad aayi thi Runa ki baat.....

“Usne kaha ??? sach?????...oh, thank u sophi.....mujhe pata tha sophi.......wo jarur mujhse milegi.......”Alok ka chehra pahli baar damak utha ek umeed se....

“Lekin sophi......wo kuchh bolti nhi hai.......kabhi kahe to mujhse.............yar sophi, koi bahut badi baat hai........koi saazish ki gayi hai...mere papa to aisa nhi karenge ...........to fir kisne kiya???......lekin kal jo hua us se saaf lag rha tha ki papa jante hain use......papa kab mile use........aur mujhe kyu nhi bataya ???......puchha maine papa se....lekin gusse me hain na to bataya nhi....pata karunga mai.....kal bhi kosis ki maine pata lagane ki.........par pata chal nhi paya ki wo kaha hai......yaar mai use jaane hi nhi deta.......lekin usne kaha ki wo meri kuchh nhi lagti , sirf ek tawaif hai...........” Alok ki aankhe bhar aayi.......

“Ab mai kya karta........isiliye maine socha ki pahle us vajah ka pta chal jaaye jisne kajal ko kohinoor bana diya, aur shayad tabhi mujhe meri kajal mil jaye..........mai kisi bhi keemat par us sach tak pahuchunga........us waqt mujhe laga tha ki shayad sach much mujhe hi galatfahmi huyi thi, use mujhse pyaar nhi tha, lekin ab jeetni bar sochta hu, har baar lagta hai ki had se jyada muhbbat karti hai wo mujh se....haan kahaa nhi usne ,,...mai bhi nhi kah paya......shayda waqt ne mauka hi nhi diya.............us se pahle hi wo chali gayi............wo kyu chali gayi?? kyu aaj ek Twaif ke roop me hai.....kyu mujhse bhaag rhi hai.....in sab bato ki vajah ek hi hai.....aur mujhe wo vajah pata karni hai.........”

Alok ki aankho me dard tha ,muhbbat thi, aur ek umeed thi.......is baar wo apne pyar ko paane ke liye kisi bhi had se gujar jaane wala tha ...kyuki is baar uski muhbbat use bediyon me kaid nazar aa rhi thi.

Sophi ne uske shano par haath rakha aur Alok uske gale lagkar ro diya......... “is baar mai use nhi jaane dunga sophi....chahe kuchh bhi ho........mai nhi jaane dunga.......”

Idhar train me kajal apni baat kahkar chup ho gyi thi......Runa mano but ban gayi thi....Runa ki aankhe lagatar baras rhi thi aur Kajal ke chehre par ek sakhti thi... sadiyon ki udasi thi.........Runa ne kajla ki or dekha , wo chup thi , ek dam chup......Runa ko aisa lag rha tha ki uska sar phat jayega........

Usne khichkar kajal ko apne gale se laga liya.... ..

“Jeeti rah meri bachchi..........itni badi kurbani.....ohh mere khudaya.....agar aisi hoti hai “Twaif” to khuda se iltiza karungi ki har janm me mujhe tujh jaise ek beti de........ tujh jaisi kisi Twaif ki maa banaye mujhe........kaise kar diye ye sab meri jaan....kaise............??”

“Sab muhabbat hai baji, badi takat hoti hai is muhabbat me ..chhote se chhota insaan bhi badi se badi kurbani de jata hai..........” kajal ne bhi Runa ko jor se gale laga liya......”

kajal ke hotho par dard me dubi ek muskaan fail gayi thi.

Runa jaise hi kajal ke gale se alag huyi , uski nazar saamne khade jumman ke chehre par padi........

Runa ka chehra fakk pad gayaa..........jumman ka pura chehra aansuo me bhiga hua tha......wo ro rha tha......... ek patthar aaj shayad pighal gya tha............Runa ko apni aankho par yakeen nhi hua..........

“jumman ??Tum ro rhe ho........???”

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Client: Vectus Pipe (AV Spec Script Targeting Plumbers in Rural Market )

INT. CLIENT'S HOUSE - DAY

MARIO (Rajpal Yadav) is a plumber and has come to a CLIENT's house to do a plumbing job. After finishing the job, MARIO is talking to his wife over phone who lives in village, while the CLIENT has gone to other room. Mario is looking at different photo frames in the room and talking.

MARIO Aur Guttu School Se Aa Gaya?

CHAMPA (O.S.) (in a village woman accent) Gaadi Leke Aata Hi Hoga, 4 Baj Gaye Hai Na.

MARIO Ghar Mein Akela Lag Raha Hai Kya?

CHAMPA (O.S.) Han... Chod Ke Jayenge Aur Puchenge... Akeli Hoon?

MARIO Tum Kaho To Guttu Ke Liye Ek Behen Le Aate Hain?

CHAMPA (O.S.) Ab Majak Chodiye. Guttu Ke Schoolwale Aaye The Aur 20 Hazar Maang Rahe The, Agle Saal Ke Liye.

MARIO Mario Ab Super Mario Ban Gaya Hai! 20 Hazar Kya, 2 Lakh De Denge.

CHAMPA (O.S.) Aur Sara Saman Bhar Liya?

MARIO Han, Han... Ek Lingri Bhi Laya Hoon Tumhari Liye.

CHAMPA (O.S.) Woh Kya Hota Hai?

The CLIENT comes with money, and MARIO tells his wife to talk later.

MARIO Acha, Baad Mein Baat Karta Hoon.

CHAMPA (O.S.) Thik Hai, Laav You.

MARIO Are, Double Laav You. 2.

Continued: The Client gives money to Mario. Mario counts the notes.

MARIO (CONT'D) Sethji, Itne Bade Ghar Mein Kya Aap Khud Rehte Ho?

CLIENT (teasing Mario) Nahi to...

Mario looks around to see if anybody else is here.

CLIENT (CONT'D) (with a devilish laugh) Mere Saath Bhoot Rehte Hain...

Mario gets scared a little bit and gulps down his saliva. He quickly picks up his tool box and bids goodbye, quickly.

MARIO Thik Hai Sethji, Ab Mein Aata Hoon.

CLIENT Kaam To Tip Top Kya Hai, To Wapas To Nahi Aaoge...

The Client looks at the Vectus T-Shirt that Mario is wearing.

CLIENT (CONT'D) (teasing Mario, again) Lekin Dekh Ke Jaana, Kahin Rashte Mein Bhoot Mil Jayenge...

Mario exits the client's house.

EXT. CLIENT'S HOUSE - EVENING

Mario closes the client's gate and walks towards his bike, whistling. He ties the tool box to the bike and kick starts it. Before starting off, he thinks about the devilish laugh of the client.

MARIO Uski Hasi Sun Ke To Bhoot Bhi Bhag Jayenge.

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EXT. A LONELY CITY ROAD - DUSK

Mario rides the bike while humming some Bhojpuri song. On both sides of the road are lines of building, however there is no crowd around that area. 3.

Continued:

Suddenly, Mario sees a lady, with her ghoogat on, is waiting on the road. As a good samaritan, he breaks on the bike and stop near the lady. As there is no one around, he asks the lady where is she heading to.

MARIO Are Behenji Kaha Jayenge?

THE LADY (without looking up) Ghar Jana Hai, Aap Zara Chod Denge?

MARIO Lekin Ghar Kaha Hai?

THE LADY Aap Gadi Chalyenge to Bata Dungi.

MARIO Thik Hai, Ghode Pe Baith Jaiye.

The lady takes the pillion seat.

THE LADY Aage Ki Chouk Se Baayna Mode Li Jiye.

They rides towards the said direction.

THE LADY (CONT'D) Aap Super Mario Bhaiya Hai Na? Vectuswale?

MARIO Aap Ye Baat Kaise Jante Hai?

THE LADY Facebook Pe Apka Profile Dekhe Hai Hum.

Mario feels proud that he has made a name in his profession.

MARIO (V.O.) (thinking) Kisine Sahi Bola Tha, Kaam Karte Jaoge To Naam Apne Aap Ho Jayega.

THE LADY Bura Nahi Manege To Ek Baat Bolun?

MARIO Are Hum Thodi Hamari Biwi Jo Kisi Bhi Baat Pe Bura Man Jayneg... Batiye Kya Baat Hai? 4.

CONTINUOUS

THE LADY Hamare Ghar Mein Bhi Thoda Nal Kharab Hai...

The lady hesitates to request something.

MARIO Are Batiye...

THE LADY Ghar Chod Jayenge To Woh Thoda Dekh Lenge Kya?

MARIO Are Hamara To Kam Hi Wohi Hai... Jaroor Dekh Lenge...

THE LADY (directing finger towards the road) Ab Aage Jake Ek Bada Se Ped Aayega, Wahan Ruka Dena.

EXT. VETAL'S HOME - NIGHT

Mario continues to hum some tune and goes to the said place.

When he stops the bike, he sees the house is a ghostly bunglow. He tells the lady that the place looks really strange.

MARIO Ye To Ghar Kum Bhootiya Bangla Lag Raha Hai...

THE LADY (in a ghostly voice) To Bhoot Kya 5 star hotel mein rehte hai?

MARIO (intrigued) Ye Aap Ke Awaaz Ko... (turns around to see the lady) Kya hua?

Mario sees the pillion is not a lady now, but a male ghost with long white hair, black suit and a fancy hat.

The ghost hugs Mario from behind. Mario gets scared and throws his bike on the ground to run for his life.

But, the ghost is omnipresent and appears in front of Mario wherever he tries to escape. 5.

CONTINUOUS

MARIO (frightened) Kaun Ho Tum?

THE GHOST (introducing himself with style) Bigadoon Insaanon Ki Sur, Lay, Taal, Mein Hoon Vetal!

MARIO (crying in fear) Tum Vetal Ho To Kya Mein Kaun Dega Sawal Ka Jawab Khelun? (whimppering) Koi Mujhe Iss Bhoot Se Bachao!

Vetal laughs out loud.

VETAL Tujhe Tera Kaam Hi Bacheyga!

Mario cries out louder without any tear.

VETAL (CONT'D) Agar Tu Mera Ghar Ka Plumbing Kaam Thik Se Kar Dega To Tujhe Tera Jaan Baksh Dunga (smilingly) Aur Inaam Bhi Dunga...

Mario, suddenly, stops crying by hearing that ghosts also face plumbing problem.

MARIO (questions innocently) Tumhara Ghar Mein Bhi Plumbing Ka Problem Hota Hai?

Vetal couldn't hold back his suffering due to plumbing issue and explains his plight.

VETAL Din Bhar Tap Tap Tap Ki Awaz Aaata Hai Tape Se... Pipe Fat Ke Deewaron Mein Pani Fela Hai. Thand Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Lag Raha Kahin Kasmir Mein So Raha Hoon. Aur Toilets Se Ganda Paani Pura Ghar Ko Kali Ganga Banake Rakha Hai... 6.

CONTINUOUS

Mario sees the sleeplessness has worsen Vetal's look. He feels pity of him.

MARIO Mein... Mein Samajhta Hoon.

Vetal gets aggresive again.

VETAL Is Bajah Se Raat Ko Thik Se Kisiko Dara Bhi Nahi Pata Hoon.

MARIO Lekin Mujhe to Dara Hi Diya Na.

VETAL Bas Hogaya, Ab Tu Mera Kaam Karega.

MARIO (scared) Mera to Kaam Yahi Hai Na.

VETAL Ab Mere Piche Aa.

Looking at no other choice but to help Vetal, he follows Vetal.

In the bunglow premises, Mario sees big ghoul sculptures on the both side of the pebble-stone path. To avoid further ghostly attention, he quietly follows Vetal in to the home.

INT. VETAL'S HOME - NIGHT

It's a royal bunglow with neatly arranged furniture and other articles. There is a dim yellowish light from chandelier has lighten up the room. There are old photographs of people. However, there is stinky smell hangs in the air.

MARIO Ghar To Acha Banya Hai Lekin Badbu Ne Laga Li Hai Iski.

VETAL Mere Piche Aao.

MARIO (murmurs) Are Age Jaoge To Pichge Aaunga Na.

Vetal takes Mario to his bed room. There are photo frames in which Vetal is seen hanging out with other ghosts and learning how to scare people. 7.

CONTINUOUS

However, the walls look moistened due to water leak and it has made the room little cold.

MARIO Aisa Lag Raha Ki, Paani Ne Ghar Ko Sachin Tendulkar Ki Tarah Dhoya Hai...

VETAL Khamosh, Ab Isse Thik Karo.

MARIO Ise To Thik Karne Mein Hafte Lag Jayenge. Ek Kaam Karta Hoon, Kal Aatta Hoon Vectus Ka Pipe, Fitting Aur Solvent Leke...

VETAL Lagata Hai Tumhe Apni Jaan Pyari Nahi Hai...

MARIO Are Kaise Bhoot Ho Yaar, Har Baat Pe Dhamki Dete Ho. Mujh Mein Thodi Fast Forward Ka Button Hai Jo Dabadiya To Fatafat Sab Kaam Ho Jayega. (beat) Aur Sath Mein Vectus Ka Saaman Bhi Nahi Hai Na. Kaise Karoon?

VETAL Main Hoon Na?

Vetal, with a click, brings all the said Vectus equipment for Mario.

Mario stands with a sad face as there is no escape from this job, tonight. So, he quickly jumps into it. He sees that someone has tampered with the pipe.

MARIO Ye Kya Juggad Banake Rakha Hai?

VETAL Are mein Nahi, Ek Plumber Ko Bulaya Tha (he takes out his mobile to show a plumber's photo) Nikkama nikla.

Mario see the photo -- a friend of his, who has been missing for few days. 8.

CONTINUOUS

MARIO (petrified) Woh Gaya Kahan?

VETAL Woh... Gaya...

Mario looks at Vetal with a suspicion. While fixing the pipes, he sees that it require a bigger pipe and informs it to Vetal.

Vetal teleports himself to somewhere to fetch the said item.

Mario looks around and sees a metallic figurine of his plumber friend on the table near the bed.

Vetal comes back with the pipe and gives it to Mario; and he fixes it.

MARIO Aur Kidhar Problem Hai Batao.

VETAL Shhh...

MARIO (in a lower voice) Kya Hua?

Vetal tells Mario to keep quiet. Then they hear watter dripping sound from the kitchen.

VETAL Suna?

MARIO (trying to be funny) Aisa tip tip Ho Raha Hai Jaise Yahan Akhshay Kumar Aur Raveen Aakar Nachenge..

VETAL Ye Kya Comedy Cirus Hai?

Mario zips his lips.

VETAL (CONT'D) Ye Jaldi Se Khatm Karo Mein Thod Kuch Logon Ko Dara Kar Aata Hoon.

Vetal leaves the house for some time.

Mario goes near to sink and begins fixing it. He hears that somebody is calling. When he look up, he sees a small figurine of another plumber friend is on the kitchen rack is calling him. 9.

CONTINUOUS

MARIO (looking towards the figurine) Are Kalu... Tu Bhi Phasa Hai Yahan? Bed Room Mein Pakya Phasa Hai.

KALU Are Bol Mat Yaar, Ye Bhoot Facebook Mein Ladki Banke Hume Idhar Plumbing Kaam Pe Bulaya...

MARIO Lekin Tu Aise Khilona Kaise Bana?

KALU Saste Mein Nipta Ke Chala Gaya Tha. Lekin Jab Iska Problem Fir Aaya To Mujhe Gusse Se Khilona Bana Diya.

MARIO Isliye to Bolta Hoon, Hamesa Acha Kaam Karna. (scolding) Sala Vectus Ka Cheez Istemal Karta To Idhar Bhoot Ke Saath Khelta Nahi..

While talking to Kalu, he fixed the water dripping problem.

MARIO (CONT'D) Ghabra Mat, Mein Tujhe Chhudwa Lunga.

KALU Abe Koi Deal Kar Us Vetal Ke Saath.

MARIO (irritated) Karta Hoon, Ab Tu Mujhe Mat Sikha.

Vetal teleports in to the room with a big laughter. He asks Mario about the job.

VETAL Maja Aa Gaya. Itna Fattu Insaan Kabhi Dekha Nahi Tha. (to Mario) Tapakna Band Hua Ki Nahi?

Mario tells about the quality of Vectus pipe, its reliability and strength. 10.

CONTINUOUS

MARIO Han Ho Gaya Na Bhoot Bhai... Ek Dum First Class Kaam.

Now, Vetal takes him to the toilet room from where sweage water was coming out. Mario looks at his final assignment and plans to make a deal.

MARIO (CONT'D) (looking at the toiler) Ye To Mera Bayan Haat Ka Kaam Hai.

VETAL Thik Se Nahi Hua Na To Mera Bayan Haat Lagega Aur Tu Upar Uthega.

Mario fixes the toilet and makes a deal with Vetal.

MARIO Bhoot Bhai, Mene To Aap Ka Kaam Kar Diya. Aap Ko Bhi Mera Ek Kaam Karna Padega.

VETAL Kya, Tujhe Upar Uthana Hai?

MARIO (smiling) Are Nahi Nahi, Mere Doston Ko Jo Khilon Banaya Hai, Unhe Chhod Dijiye Na.

VETAL Bilkul Nahi, Unhon Ne Mere Saath Cheating Kiya Hai.

MARIO Apne Bhi Kiya Hai Na Bhoot Bhai. Ladki Banke Idhar Kaam Ke Liye Bulaya.

VETAL Khamosh! (contemplates on his deeds) Tu Mujhe Acha Plumber Lagta Hai. Chal Mein Tera Baat Rakhta Hoon.

Mario feels proud for being called a good man.

Now, Vetal with a click releases everyone. The released friends thank both Vetal and Mario. 11.

CONTINUOUS

VETAL Lekin Ab Tera Kya Hoga Mario?

Mario gets scared with that question. Vetal with a click teleports Mario to his wife's bed room.

CUT TO:

INT. CHAMPA'S BED ROOM - NIGHT

Out of nowhere, Mario falls in on the Champa's bed. She jumps out of the bed in fear. But, when she sees that her husband only has dropped here, she calms down.

CHAMPA Are Baap Re Aap Kahan Se Tapak Pade?

MARIO (with an innocent smile) Woh Kya Hai Na Champa Raaste Mein ek Bhoot Mil Gaya.

VO: Vectus Pipe, Jaan Bachaye Lakhon Paye.

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Dirty non-veg adult sexy sex jokes, shayris sms messages

Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi,

Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar RahaThha,

Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi,

Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne

Puchha. Tum Itna Cheekh

Kyun Rahi Ho?

Wife:Bahar Tere Dost

Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh

Rahi Hoon

Sex kya hai;

Sex ek kala hai, Jo kare uska bhala

hai

Sex ek bhavna hai, jisko pura kurne

ki sabki kaamna hai

Sex do atmaon kaa milan hai, sadiyo

se jiska chalan hai

Sex maja hai, Jo na kare uska jeevan

ek saza hai

Sex bhakti hai, jisme subki mukti hai

Sex ek jaap hai, jisko na jupna

mahapaap hai

Sex amrut hai, poora jeevan jisse

trupt hai - Dirty Sex

Pehli Baar chudai Karane K Baad

Ladki LUND ko choom k Boli:

Aaj Mujhe Satya Ka Gyan Ho Gaya,

'COKE' 'PEPSI'

Sab Bakwas

"MARD Ki LASSI"

Hi Bujhaye Asli Pyaas.

Purani soch:-Karo ya Maro.

Nayi soch:-Marne se Phle kuch karo!

Ekdam Nai soch:- Jab tak kuch kar

nahi lete maro mat!

Hamari Soch:-Koi Bataega Sala

karna kya hai?

Kaviyatri ki suhag raat ke baad uski

saheli ne pucha-Kaisi rahi

suhagraat?

Woh boli-

"Aaye the wo der se,

Dil jala diya,

Pehle kiye Darwaza band,

Fir deepak bhuja diya.

Pehle dabane lage

boob tatolkar,

Fir khelne lage

chaddi khol kar.

Ek jung aisi chidi palang par,

Gole wali toph rakh di surang par,

Mila sirf 9 minute ka maja,

Ab bhogni hai 9 mahine ki saja,

9 mahine baad aisa hoga vispot,

Jo ban jayega Bharat ke liye

1 aur vote...

Paper Dene Or Sex Karne Ke Baad

Sari Girls Ki Feelings Same Hoti

Hai:Kitna Lamba Tha NaKash Thora

Time Or Mil JataTooba Pehle Kitna

Dar Lag Raha ThaPhir To Pata Hi

Nahi Chala Kab Ho GayaUff Teen

Ghante Tak To Meri Saans Hi Band

Ho Gayi ThiAagay Ka To Theek Tha

Peechay Ka Kitna Mushkil Tha Na.

MARD hone k 6 fayade:

1. 'Un Dino' ka tension nahi hota.

2. Koi Heavy saaman latakta nahi

rahta(.)(.)

3. Nange bhi ghumo to kisi ki

bhavnaye nahi jagti.

4. Virgnity ka koi proof nahi hota.

5. Khujane pe hath geela nahi hota.

6. And above all, jaha chahe waha

moot sakte h.

IF U R MEN.!

Jiyo L**D utha k...

Ek bus me Ladko & Ladkiyo ki team

Antakshari

Khel rahi thi

Girls Hum Tumko Harakar Hi

Dikhayenge,

Pichhe betha PAPPU BOLA :- Hum

Haar Gye, Chalo Ab Dikhao

Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar

chhodne ja raha tha.Jab bhi aunty

ke boobs uski peeth se lagte, wo

kehta : "Na pintu na, ye aunty

he."Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli :

"Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha

tha?"Ladka sharma ke bola :"aapke

nipples bar bar takra rhe the,, Mera

penis bar bar khada ho raha tha, to

me use samajha raha tha ke pintu

khada na ho, yeh to Aunty

hai."Aunti boli : "Dhutt pagle,Aunty

to mai teri hu,Pintu ki nahi…. chal

andar"

Most BOYS don't lyk

Touch screen mobile,

U know why?

Jinhe dabane ki aadat

ho,

Unhe bas touch karne

me kahan maza aayega...!!!!

Azam Khan- Sirji election time kitna

boring hai, chalo kuch game khelte

hain...

Mulayam- Chal dekhte hai hum

dono mein se sabse bada bakchod

kon hai..!

Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha

Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?”

Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se”

Teacher: “Wo Kaisi”

Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“

Ek jungle mein sare male janwar

female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte

rahte the.. !!Saari female jaanwar

mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur

vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek

mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti

miley !Bramhaji ne SAB male

janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko

token de diye aur boley ki ek

mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur

apna-apna lund le jaana.. !Shaam ke

time Bandar ped pe baitha

tha..Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue

kaha:"Chodsaaley,bhenchod ! Ab

chod naa mujhe"?Bandar kuch nahi

bola.Bandariya fir boli"Chod na

Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey.."!!

Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur

bola:"Ek maheena ruk ja

haraamzaadi ! Maine Haathi ka token

churaya hai..."!!!

The best ever English to hindi

dictionary for guys:

xcuse me= sun chutiye;

stupid= abe gandu;

get out=Nikal bhosdike;

I m in problem = Yaar loude lag gaye;

I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;

Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;

Would u like to have this= lega laudu;

Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;

He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;

I'm sorry = maa chuda;

Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;

I 4give u! = muh mei le le;

No = ghanta;

Too small= jhaant barabar;

Too big= gaand faadu;

Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;

We rock= maa chod di;

And finally the best one:

Dost= laude......

Teacher: "What Is A Condom?"

Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hai

Teacher: "Aap Itna Muskura Kyu

Rahe Ho?"

Aamir: "Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se

Iccha Thi

Ki Main Sex Education College Mein

Padhu! Aaj

Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa

Raha Hai"

Teacher: "Zyada Maza Lene Ki

Zarurat Nahi Hai,

Condom Ki Defination Bolo?"

Aamir: "Sir! Condom Is Anything

Which Reduces

Population"

Teacher: "Will U Plz Elaborate?"

Aamir: "Har Wo Cheez Jo Population

Control

Kare!""

Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai,

Condom Hai Na"

"Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah

Tak,Condom Hai Sir"

"Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire

Hue Hai"

"8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh

Tak, Sab

Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai"

"1 Second Mein In,1 Second Mein

Out, In-Out,

In-Out"

Teacher: "Arre... Defination Kya

Hai?"

Aamir: "Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir"

Teacher: "Exam Mein Ye Sab

Likhoge?"

"Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se

Lekar Subah

Tak!

Idiot""Anybody Else??"

Chattur: "Sir!, Condom Are Between

Any

Combination Of Body So Connected,

That Their

Relative Positions May Be Seen In

Kamasutra.

."Teacher: "Wah! Kya Baat Hai."

Marzi Ka Sex Pap Nahi Hota..Piche se

Dalne Wala Kabhi Baap nahi

Hota..Condom Zarur Lagana Mere

DostQki..Sex k Waqt POPAT Ke Pass

Dimag nahi hota. Dirty Shayari

HUSBAND WANTED

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided

that it was time to.get married. She

put an ad in the local paper that

read:

HUSBAND WANTED!

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),

MUST NOT BEAT ME,

MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,

AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN

PERSON.

On the second day she heard the

doorbell. Much to her dismay, she

opened the door to see a gray-

haired gentleman with no arms or

legs sitting in a wheelchair.

The old woman said, "You're not

really asking me to consider you, are

you? Just look at you ... you have no

legs!" The old man smiled,

"Therefore I cannot run around on

you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any

hands either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I

beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed

intently. "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman leaned

back, beamed a big broad smile and

said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

What's the difference between

movies having Certificate - U, A, XX,

XXX?

U: Hero gets the heroine

A: Villain gets the heroine

XX: All the actors get the heroine

XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the

heroine

??????

BE A FRIEND LIKE WOMAN'S BRA

COLOURFUL

COMFORTABLE

STRETCHEABLE

SUPPORTIVE

HOLDING TIGHTLY

NEVER LET GO DOWN

ALWAYS NEAR THE HEART

Pappu: Dad, today they taught

about Sex in the class.

Santa: Ok son.

Later he saw Pappu shaking his

penis, he asked what r u doing?

Pappu: Homework Dad....

There are 2 girls in heaven first girl:

how did you die 2nd girl: well i froze

everything waz really cold but then

it got warm how did u die first girl:

well i was sure my husband was

cheetin on me so i came home early

from work one day and he was sittin

on they coach watchin t.v. but i was

so sure i ran around the house and

checked inb closets and underbeds.

then i had a heartattack 2nd girl :

well if you would have looked in the

freezer we both would have been

alive!!!!

A young girl came back to Doctor and

complained, "Doctor, last time you did

my abortion, you forgot your sharp

blade inside of me,"

Doctor "Oh I am sorry, did it hurt you?"

Girl, "No but my eight friends went

impotent, ten of them lost their

fingers, and four of them went dumb.

4 stages of relationship:

- Hand in hand.

- Hand in that.

- That in hand.

- That in that.

If you know what i mean..

An 18 year old Girl got PREGNANT. Her

Angry mother says-Who's the PIG?

Call him..

30 min later a limousine car stops in

front of their house & a Mature grey

haired in a very Expensive SUIT steps

out.

Man:Ur daughter has informed me of

the Problem, howevr I can't Marry her..

But if a GIRL is born I offer a villa & 2

million dolrs.

If a BOY is born den 2 factories & 5

million dolrs.

But in case of Miscarriage, what do u

suggest I do?

Mom-FUCK HER AGAI

A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the

train.

The Lady next to him asked, "Are they

ur BABIES?"

The Person said: NO! I Own a Condom

Factory

& these are Customer's Complaints!

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.

Lady Next To Him- What A Co-

incidence, Even I Have Ordered

Kingfisher.

Man- I'm Celebrating.

Lady- Me too.

Man- What A Coincidence.

Why are you Celebrating?

Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4

Yrs For A Baby..

Today I'm Pregnant.

Man- What A Coincidence

I Am A Farmer From 4 Yrs My Hens

Were Infertile, Today All Laying Eggs

Lady- Wow How Did That Happen?

Man- I Used A Different Cock .

Lady SMILED & Said

WHAT A COINCIDENCE...!!!!!!!

Little Student: Madam, when I grow up,

how will my wife have a baby?

Teacher: (after thinking for sometime)

An angel will come from heaven &

hand

over a baby to your wife.

Student: so who do I need to fuck ??

wife or angel ?

A Guy with 25 inch Long penis to

God : I can't live with this long penis..

God : Go to that Lake,

U will find a Female Frog. Ask her to

Marry u,

she'll say No & U will Lose 5 inch.

He Went & asked the Frog : will u

Marry me?

Frog : No

He Lost 5 inches.

He thought 20 inch is still Long.

So he asked again : will u Marry Me?

Frog : No

He Lost 5 inches More.

He thought 15 inch is Great,

But 10inches is Ideal

So he asked again : will u Marry me?

Frog : How many Times do I have to

tell u?

NO! NO! NO!

khel khatam

laude lag gaye !

4 Gals take lift in a Car full of

Engineers

Since no place, sat on their lap

After 10min

...Grl1:r u Telecom Engr

Boy1:how u know

Grl1:ur Tower is comunicating wit

my Unreachble area

Grl2:r u Computer Engnr?

Boy2:how u know?

Grl2:ur Pen drive is trying to

connect wit my USB Drive

Grl3:r u Automobile Engr?

Boy3:how u know?

Grl3:ur Piston is trying to move

into my Cylinder

Grl4: r u Civil Engr?

Boy4:how u know?

Girl4:ur Dam had broken &

flooded my Village;)

11 year old girl realized growing hair

between her

legs. Got worried and yelled Mom

about hair. Mom

calmly said. "That part where hair

has grown is

called a monkey, be proud that your

monkey has

grown hair."

Next morning at breakfast she told

her elder sister

"My monkey has grown hair"

Her Elder Sister smiled and said.

"that's nothing, mine started eating

banana's."

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is

it OK for us guys to notice all the

different kind of boobs?"Surprised,

the father answers, "Well, sure son,

we wouldn't be normal if we didn't...

there are all kinds of

breasts.Depending on a woman's

age, they are different shapes.In her

twenties, a woman's breasts are like

melons, round and firm. In her

thirties to forties, they are like

pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like

onions.""Onions, Dad?""Yeah, you

see them and they make you cry!"

Latest News: Arvind Kejriwal has

stopped wearing his underwears

bcoz...

He can't wear VIP underwears as

they have VIP written on them.

He can't wear Rupa since people

would say he always keeps Rupa

around his private parts, and in

Delhi that's a dangerous thing to do.

Or Jockey as horse riding is a rich

man's pastime.

He can't wear Macroman since he is

a common man.

He can't wear Dixcy since he does

not want people to see his d***

And he can't go commando since he

has refused security.

So now all he needs is cover his

private parts with mango leaves to

prove that he is a "aam" admi and

his protection is the aam.

ho out of control

pent ko tu apni khol

Choom k tu uska hole

dalde tu apna pole.

Lund ghusa, ball daba,

gaand maar k bol DARLING AAL IZZ WELL. :-D

Men are raping a woman. The woman laughing nonstop so after sometimes the men get bugged and ask her, why she is laughing, she replies: I have aids.

Wife bought a new transparent bra and wore in front of her husband.

Husband: honey you look very sexy in this bra.

Wife: you know salesman was also saying same thing.

Girl enters a sex shop.

Girl: where is the duplicate penis section?

Clerk: it's their mam.

Girl: how much for this big red one?

Clerk: sorry madam, its fire extinguisher.

Why are western guys more advanced than our guys? Answer: they keep their minds in work and penis in pussy, but our guys keep pussy in mind and penis in hand.

Fate is like getting raped; if you can't fight it learn to enjoy it. Success is like masturbation, it's in your own hand. Education is like hiring prostitute, it needs both money and talent.

Height of innocence: having your girl friend naked beside you and masturbating.

Height of laziness: man having sex in train and waiting for the train to jerk.

Most interesting T-shirt quotes of a girl. Excuse me! My face is above.

If a married woman is called polo; the mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman called? Center fresh.

Why aunties like to have sex with youth?

Every used engine will get refreshed only when its filled with fresh oil and it gives more mileage to its owner.

Nurse comes in doctor room.

Doctor ask: why is your one boobs out of your shirt?

Nurse: these medical students never keep the things at place after use.

Height of recycling: man giving used condom 2 his son to use as a balloon and after bursting giving to his daughter to use as hair band.

Six cans of beer 600 rs. Four pegs of whiskey 400 rs. Two taquilla shots 300rs. Driving home with a girl who drank all this. Priceless

What will you do if you get sexy wife with figure, with red lips, brown hair, moist boobs, sexy waist and a penis?

Why women wear panties with printed flower?

It's a way of saying come on guys, water my garden.

Difference between power and stamina?

Power is when a man can hang a wet towel over his erect penis.

Stamina is to keep the penis erect till the towel dries.

Boy: my age is 20 years.

Girl: my age is 20 years also.

Boy: so come to my room.

Girl: why?

Boy: To play 20-20 match.

Banta was travelling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror. Banta shouted you are trying to see my wife, sit back. I will drive.

Define rape: rape is not a crime; it's just a surprise sex.

Wife: if I sleep with your most loving friend what would be the first thought coming to your mind?

Smart husband: that you are a lesbian.

Height of shame: You running with a full erect male sex organ towards a wall and your nose collide first.

A boy comes to class with broken specs.

Teacher: what happened?

Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.

Teacher: but how did your specs break?

Boy: she closed her legs.

An army got married first night realizes wife having periods.

He telegram to HQ: red alert on front extend leave.

DQ: attack from back and report.

Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone. Sex is like a pack of chips, one you start you can't stop. Life is like a dick once it gets hard, it ucks.

Sex teacher draws picture of male sex organ and asked does anyone know what this is?

Kid: ya, my dad have two.

Teacher: two?

Kid: a small one for susu and big one to brush moms teeth.

Wife in good mood rotating husbands sex organ in bed.

Husband: you want sex?

Wife: no., just joined car driving school and practicing gear changing.

Three ladies saw a dog ucking violently.

Dr's wife: they are enjoying life.

Lawyer's wife: no, it's a rape.

Army officer: I think the dog has come on a holiday.

A lady was wearing jeans in a train.

A man who saw that her zip was open said: madam, your lips are laughing.

Woman: hey they want a cigarette.

Wife in sexy mood lovingly says: I want to have a wild experience. Tie me up and do whatever u want. Excited man tied up his wife and raped her sister.

A girl wears sleeveless dress every time. On right arm she writes 'C' and on left arm 'L'.

friends ask: what does it means? She said: I am cool.

A naked lady gets into taxi. Driver looks at her. Lady: haven't you ever seen a naked woman?

Driver: no I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me.

A sexy and attracted female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast?

Boss: wow, what?

Girl: your eyes.

What is long and hard? Has a hole at the tip and when inserted into wet, hairy, tight hole, makes men and woman feel great? Vicks inhaler.

Define rape with the help of one good example. Rape is a very very difficult job for example; it's like playing golf with a continuously moving hole.

Difference between bad and worse.

Bad: when your children find your last night used condom.

Worse: when they insist you to blow that balloon for them.

How to irritate an archeologist? Show him a used whisper and ask him which period it belongs to.

What's similarity between garden and breast? Both are made for kids but mostly used by adults.

In a lift, man elbow accidently touched lady's breast.

Man: if your heart is soft as your breast you will forgive me.

Lady: if you sex organ is hard as your elbow I am in room 207.

Angry husband sent sms to father-in-law. Your product not matching my requirements.

smart father-in-law: warranty expired manufactured not response.

T-shirt quotes: now more tastier and healthier, handle with care, tasted by experts, shake well before use, can make boneless thing hard, no one can use just once.

Man looked his naked body in the mirror says to wife-look 75 kg of pure dynamite. Wife says: but shame on the 5 cm fuse.

A nigro man attended a night party without dress. The man thought he was in black suit and told your suit is nice, but tie is in the wrong place.

A girl saw a man full of tattoo. Nike on his arms, Reebok on his legs, she was shocked when saw aids in his sex organ. He said: relax when it enlarges, it becomes Adidas.

T-shirt quotes: in front-I am virgin. At back: this is my old t-shirt.

Girl told to tire mechanize have sex with me. Mechanic told, ok. Come to swimming pool. She asked why? He replied because I can identify the hole only in water.

A British man sees front side of girl t-shirt that reads: handle with care. Next day the British man wears jeans pant and writes candle with hair.

Why girls are called babes?

Answer: because they wear nappy pads even when they are grownups.

Lady: why is your husband so punctual in returning home from office?

Lady2: I have made a simple rule. Sex will be started at 9pm sharp, whether you are hear or not.

T-shirt quotes of girls. Touch here if you dare, more enjoyment per liter, weapons of mass destruction, looking free touching costs, sure for pure milk, for sale.

A man lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. A woman passing by remarks: if you were any sort of a gentle man, you would lift your hat to a lady. He replied: if you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.

A drunken says while kissing his girlfriend: darling your lips are very salty.

Girl: stupid stand up.

Why do girls carry milk to give their husband during first night, because they need lots of curd from husband in return.

A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says. Meet my little brother. Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up.

A sexy and attractive female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast?

Boss: what?

Girl: your eyes.

Teacher: who's the big person, you or your dad?

Kid: me of course.

Teacher: why.

Kid: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't.

Nurse lost her cat in hospital, anyone have female sex organ All women stood up. I mean anyone seen a female sex organ? All men stood up, I mean anyone seen my sex organ, all doctor stood up.

Research shows men are fat than Women because every night men gets fresh milk and two big apples while women only gets one banana two nuts and one spoon curd.

All eggs in women decided to fight against sperm. They waited with guns in the sex organ. That night no one came, suddenly one shouted guys attack is from backside.

Girls prayed to god why you don't make boy's sex organ more beautiful.

God: no way, though I made it ugly, you suck it; if I made it beautiful you will eat it.

Do you know why a girl gets full mark and boys get fail in practical? It's when they both remove their 1st button of shirt in front of external.

There are two things men really like women to do in hurry. Dress and undress.

Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.

Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?

Officer: well, that's not prohibited.

Boy: if I kiss you and run away then what will you think?

Girl: I will think that a fool instead of attending the full paper just attended the one mark alone and failed.

Teacher: explain responsibility.

Student: mam your blouse has four buttons, if three buttons break down the entire responsibility will be on the fourth one.

Advertisement by Panty Company: we are not the best in the world but we are closest to the best thing in the world.

A note in the sex magazines shop: please hold the magazines with both hands while reading.

Why do women put red lipstick on their mouth? To inform men stop this is not right hole.

Teacher: why cow looks tensed after giving milk? Student: madam, if some one presses your breast for I hours and don't uck, how do you feel.

A boy and animal went to river to take a bath. As he removed his clothes all animal laughed at him.

He asked: why are you laughing at me?

Animals: your tails in front.

p>Girl: what do you like in me?

Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.

Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?

Boy: yes, I like your eyes.

Who's guilty? Wife dreaming in the night suddenly shouts "quickly my husband is back" man get up, jumps out of the window and realizes, dammit I am the husband.

Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don't know the size. Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate. Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too.

Misuse of English: a diagram in a book was not clear. So teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and announced. Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure.

Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle. Even if one punctures, the vehicle can't move further. So intelligent people always keep stepney.

Boy saw a lady with big breast.

He asked her: can I bite them for $1000?

She says: ok they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse.

The boy kisses, licks, puts his face in them, presses them hared for 10 minutes

Lady asks: aren't you gonna bite them?

He replies: no, it's too costly.

A guy picked up for a date. Guy: why are you wearing your belt around your knee? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

Who is senior's female sex organ or male sex organ? Answer: female sex organ because male sex organ always stands up when he sees a female sex organ, so respects the seniors.

A college girl was in jeans pant and zip was open. Boy went and told miss please close your taj mahal door here my quthubminar is dancing.

What's common between sun and a women's underwear? Both are hot, both look good while going down, both disappear by night.

One man married lady traffic police. Friend asks how your 1st night was. She collected Rs.100 from me for over speed, Rs.200 for wrong side entry, Rs.500 for no helmet.

Do you know why girls wear a shawl on top of their churidar, because it's Indian tradition to cover all eating and dirking things when not in use.

Completing engineering is like a girl pregnant everyone will appreciate the outcome, but no one knows how many attempts were made.

Kid by chance enters into parent's bedroom and is shocked at what he sees. He shouts at his mom and you scold me for just sucking the thumb.

Midnight hot: After 1st night. Husband: dear what do you think about our first night? Wife: darling 5% pain, 5% enjoyment and 90% old memories.

Contest in a girl's college: write a short essay which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winners essay: oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it.

A boy wanted to have sex with girl friend ashamed of his small sex organ decided to bring girl friend in dark place opened his zip and put his sex organ on girl friend hands.

Girl friend: No thanks, I don't smoke.

A guy and girl had sex poem competition.

Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine.

Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.

Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night? Aunty: he was checking my temperature. Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.

What is meant by burning desire while making sex? It's when you discover that the Vaseline you applied before ucking in the dark was the tiger balm.

What is the difference between a cricketer and condom? A cricketer drops the catch and a condom catches the drops.

What's the similarity between school bell and girls hole? When you hit any of these, children come out.

Sardar: I divorced my wife on the first night.

Friend: why?

Sardar: I saw the label on her panties "tested ok"

What is sex? Its science with wife, its art with girlfriend, its commerce with prostitute and its social service with aunties.

Who is a true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in a bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.

Man with no sex organ used a vibrator for years one day wife caught and asked: how dare you cheat me? Man: I will explain about the toy, can you explain about kids.

How to tell your girlfriend if you are going to urine during dinner? Dear, I've to shake hands with a close friend whom I am going to introduce you later.

Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.

Dad: son, where were you?

Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.

Dad- which one?

Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: "A" film

Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.

Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom.

A few quotes on girls t-shirt:

there s a face above this, don't forget.

Object here appear bigger than they are.

I made you look at it.

F ck all that is missing is u.

Don't try to find sun here, its not mountain. This one is really tough for Edmund Hillary.

An innocent man watching blue film for the first time after marriage and see his own wife in it.

A guy and girl had sex poem competition.

Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine.

Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.

Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night?

Aunty: he was checking my temperature.

Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.

Prof: to keep your character good, think every woman as your mother.

Student: but thinking every woman as my mother will make my fathers character bad.

Girl: my right leg is lunch and left leg is dinner, what you will like to have?

Boy: I would like to have snacks between lunch and dinner.

A maths professor sent a sms to his wife. Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me. Now I am with my 18 years old female student so I will be late tonight.

Wife replied: dear you're also 54 years and unable to satisfy me. Now I am with our driver who is also 18 years. As you are mathematicians you know very well that 18 goes into 54 many times more than 54 goes into 18 so don't come tonight.

Sardar was very angry because all jokes were about him; he asked his wife, tell me one joke without my involvement. His wife said: I am pregnant.

Wife: remove my nighty.

Sardar: ok

Wife: remove my bra

Sardar: ok

Wife: remove my panty

Sardar: ok

wife: never wear my dress again

Less noise: implementation of sex using while loop.

#include sex.h

#include bed.h

void pain ()

{

int sleep=0;

clothes=0;

voice=aah:

do ucking(); while (end1=pleasure);

get condom();

else

getchild();

}

Difference between good girl and bad girl. Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere, but bad girl open all button to make the atmosphere hot.

An innocent man watching blue film for the first time after marriage and see his own wife in it.

A couple having sex in bedroom asked son to stand in the balcony and keep telling them what's going on outside.

Son: john is buying fruits, Tina is playing and Michael uncle is ucking his wife.

Dad: what? Is he doing it openly?

Son: no, I haven't seen him but his son is also standing in the balcony.

Teacher: why did you laugh?

Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.

Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.

Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:

boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.

Teacher: jony, why you are going out?

Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over.

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After the heated argument between samaina , Chachaji came and took Naina to his new house for holi....Sameer was left all alone at homeOn the other side,at chachji's new houseWhile all of them were preparing for holi Naina was sitting on one corner still thinking about what Sameer did a few hours agoHer heart ached whenever she remembered that slap.....Chachi understood that the 'chandni' plan didn't work.....while Chachaji and Preeti were busy in doing something Chachiji went to NainaNaina had a lone tear in her eyeChachiji wipes the tear and sat down with Naina* Chachiji : Kya hua Naina ?Naina did not listen to her as she was still in the mental trauma* Chachiji:(shaking Naina ) Naina!!! Sun to sahi beta !* Naina : (coming back to her senses ) ha....Haan Chachiji?* Chachiji : Bhagwaan jhooth na bulaye beta.. Kya hua ? Chandni waala pelan (plan) kaam nahi Kara ?Naina nodded and burst out cryingShe hugged Chachiji tightlyAnd went straight to preeti's roomShe cried her heart out.....Chachiji and Preeti were about to go behind her when Chachaji stopped them* Chachaji : Bela!! Preeti!! Ruko* Preeti : par kyun papa ? Haal to dekhiye uska* Chachaji : kuch Der ruk jao..... uske baad Preeti tum uske paas jaana aur baat karna .... zaroor ghar pe kuch hua hai* Chachiji : jee vo subah Naina bata rahi thi ki uski aur Sameer ki ladai ho gayi thi... shaayad isi liye....😔* Chachaji : hmm...... Preeti thodi Der baad jaana uske paas aur baat karna* Preeti : theek hai papaAll of them were in tension as this time the matter was much more serious because Naina wasn't talking to any of them since she had come from homeAfter a few moments, Preeti went to her room to talk to her only to see Naina sleeping ....Tear patches were formed on her cheeksShe caressed Naina's hair and put the blanket on herOn the other hand ,Sameer was not able to sleep as he was guilty of what he did to Naina..... he was guilty of those harsh words which hurt Naina the most......That night was sleepless for Sameer as the whole Time he was thinking how could he hurt the woman he loved the mostThe next morning he got up from the bed when he thought to call her but his male ego stopped him from doing so.....he decided to get readyAfter a few minutes when he was sitting on the sofa still thinking about Naina , he got a phone call . He picked it upIt was munna* Munna : bhai kaha hai Tu ?* Sameer : (disinterestedly ) ghar pe hi hoon..... aur kaha hounga?* Munna : busy to nahi tha ?* Sameer :Sunday ko main busy kyun hounga?* Munna : (teasingly) nahi mera matlab kahi bhabhi ke saath busy to nahi tha naa?* Sameer : pooch mat yaar munna ...... accha sun main na baad mein call karta hoonAnd he cut the phoneMunna got confusedHE called pandit up and asked pandit to meet him at Sameer's placeMunna rushed to Samaina's housePandit also reached there in no timeBoth of them entered his house together when they saw Sameer sitting alone on the sofa looking up at the ceiling. Staring it* Mundit : Sameer ?He did not answer as he was too busy in his own world* Mundit : (shaking Sameer ) bhai??!* Sameer : (coming back to the real world ) Haan?!! 🥴* Mundit : kaha ?* Sameer : yaha...😓* Pandit : Kya hua bhai ?* Sameer : kya hona hai? Wahi ho raha hai jo zindagi bhar hota aaya hai mere saath..... dukh ka mausam aaya hai 🥺* Munna : matlab ?* Sameer : matlab kuch nahi.....* munna : Tu seedhe seedhe bata raha hai ki nahi ? Aur bhabhi kaha hain ?* Sameer : chali gayi Naina 😭😭* Munna : kaha ?* Pandit : arre chenu!! Tu kabhi nahi samjhega...🤦🏻‍♂️aur kaha ..... washroom gayi hongi bhabhi..... isse zyada aur kahan jaa sakti hain bhabhi Sameer ko chod ke 😄haina ?* Sameer : nahi...... Chachaji ke paas gayi hai.....* munna : oh accha !! To iss liye Tu Babaji banke baitha hai?* Sameer : yaar mazak nahi kar raha main munna !! 😡* Pandit : yaar Sameer Tu shaant ho jaa bhai.... hua kya hai ?Sameer tells each and everything to mundit: what all happend the other day when the whole gang was at home ,then what all happened at the office and then the argument that took place yesterday and he also told them about the slapMundit got really angry on listening to Sameer* Mundit : khada ho!!😡😡* Sameer : (confused) hua kya par?* Munna : Maine bola khada ho!!Sameer stood upMundit gave him a slap on either side of his face* Sameer : ye kis khushi mein maara tum dono ne ?* Munna : hamari bhabhi pe bina baat ke haath uthaane ki khushi Mein!!!* Pandit : Sameer !! Teri Himmat kaise huyi hamari bhabhi pe haath uthaane ki ? Mana ki vo teri biwi hai lekin iska ye matlab nahi hai ki tu unpe haath uthaayega. Ab samajh mein aaya kab bina baat ke thappad padta hai to kaisa lagta hai?* Munna : arre ponga kar di na wahi waali baat !! Bina baat ke thappad to isne bhabhi ko maara lekin hamne isko thappad bina baat ke nahi maara!! Yaar Sameer tujhe andaaza bhi hai tune kya kiya hai?* Pandit : bhai samose ki kasam ek aur thappad maarne ka mann kar raha hai tujhe!! Teri Himmat kaise huyi bhabhi ko ye bolne ki ki tujhe unke saath rehena hi nahi hai? Tujhe koi Haq nahi hai ki to bhabhi ko aisa kuch bole! Tune unke saath 7 phero ke saath saath 7 vachan bhi liye hai ! Aur tujhe vo saaton vachan nibhaane padenge!!* Sameer :😔😔* Pandit : chal chenu bhabhi ko lene !!* Sameer : nahi!! Pls Abhi Mat jaana .... Chachaji holi ke liye leke gaye hain usse..... holi ke baad hi leke aayenge Naina ko Hum!!* Munna : theek hai lekin agar wapas laane ke baad Tune hamari bhabhi ko Zara bhi tang kiya naa to hum tere ghar mein ghus ke tujhe 'chapet ' maarnge !! Samjha ?* Sameer : hmmm😭😭* Munna : abhi ke abhi kuch karna padega!* Pandit : Tu bhabhi se maafi maangega abhi ke abhi* Sameer : yaar abhi Nahi..... shaayad so rahi ho..... maike gayi hai to shaayad ...* Munnna : hmm... ho sakta hai. Koi nahi thodi der baad kar liyoAt agarwal houseNaina woke up with puffy eyesShe went out and saw Chachiji and Preeti working in the kitchenPreeti saw her and hugged her tightly* Preeti : good morning Naina 🥰* Naina : (without expressions, numb ) good morningChachiji got tensed after seeing Naina's puffy eyesShe signalled Preeti to take her inside and talk to her about the matterShe nodded and took Naina to the room* Naina : (irritated) yaha kyun laa rahi hai wapas?* Preeti : baith to sahi!* Naina : kya hai yaar?* Preeti : Yahi to main tujhse poochna chahati thi. Kya hai??* Naina : din hai. Pagal to nahi ho gayi naa ?* Preeti : Naina main mazak nahi kar rahi. Bata Kya hua haiNaina started crying again and hugged PreetiPreeti consoled her and Naina narrated her everything. She told her about the slap as wellPreeti was burning in anger* Preeti : Sameer ki itni Himmat!! Aaj nahi BachegaShe picked the phone up to call Sameer but Naina stopped her* Naina : rehene de Preeti ..... so raha hoga 🥺* Preeti : Naina !! Tujhe abhi bhi uski neend ki padi hai?😡* Naina : haan...... kyunki agar vo theek se nahi soyega to office mein kaam nahi kar paayega* Preeti : behen Aaj Sunday hai.* Naina : oh.... koi baat nahi phir bhi mat phone karna* Preeti : jeejaji ko to kaccha chabaane ka time aa gaya hai!Preeti got up , took the phone and went out in the garden in angerShe called up SameerSameer immediately picked up as he thought it was Naina.* Sameer : (in the phone ) he...hello Naina ???* Preeti : Naina nahi uski behen .* Sameer : oh Preeti.... Naina theek hai naa?* Preeti : kya lagta hai tumhe Sameer ? Vo theek hogi ? 😡tumhaari Himmat kaise huyi meri behen pe haath uthaane ki? Kya samajh ke rakha hai tumne meri behen ko Haan? Jab mann karta hai koi bhi kuch bhi Bol deta hai usko. Saari hadein Paar kardi tumne Naina pe haath utha keSuddenly Naina snatched the phone from preeti's hand* Naina : YAHAN PHONE KARNE KI KOI ZAROORAT NAHI HAI MR. SAMEER MAHESHWARI 🙏🏻* Sameer : hello!? Naina vo main.......* Naina : Sameer maine soch liya hai..... shaadi hamare bas ki baat nahi hai...... mujhe lagta hai hame alag ho jaana chahiye* Sameer : (shocked) na.....Naina ye kya Bol rahi ho ??? 😱😱😱😱😱(panicked) Naina?!* Naina : haan Sameer bahut ho gaya ..... jo tumne kiya uski saza tumhe milne hi chahiye* Sameer : (angrily) accha?! Aur jo tumne kiya vo?😡... bhoolo mat Naina!!!thappad tumne bhi mujhe maara tha!*Naina : dekha? Phir shuru ho gaye na tum?*sameer : shuru nahi hua hoon! Bas sach Bol raha hoon madam 😡 aur sach kadva hi hota hai*Naina : mujhe na tumse baat hi nahi karni hai! Waise bhi tumhe to Shauk hai na mujhe baar baar daantne ka? Tabhi to jab marzi kisi ke bhi saamne daant dete ho!*Sameer : haan to tum bhi kuch kam nahi ho! Jab Maine bola tha ki nujhe tumse baat nahi karni hai to kyun peeche padi thi?😡*Naina : taaki........ Chodo ! Mujhe tumse baat karne ka koi shauk nahi hai aur mera time waste ho raha hai waise bhi*sameer : par Naina!! Naina meri baat sun lo ek baar bas . Pls* Naina : na mujhe iske aage kuch kehena hai aur naa hi iske aage kuch Sunna hai! bas ab main aur nahi reh sakti tumhaare saath! ByeAnd she cut the phone not even giving Sameer a chance to speakMunna and pandit were there only* Sameer : ye kya ho gaya ?😰* Pandit : kya ho gaya ab?* Sameer: (numb) Naina ne kaha usko alag hona hai* Munna : kya!!??* Sameer : haan 😭😭Saying this he started cryingMundit hugged him* Sameer : (still crying ) munna pandit pls bacha lo meri shaadi ko. Pls 🙏🏻* Munna : Tu shaant reh. Hum kuch sochte hain* Pandit : yaar sameer par Tu Naina bhabhi se itna ladta kyun hai?* Sameer : yaar office mein jo hua uske baad mera dimaag jagah pe nahi tha. USs bechaari ko to Maine bataya bhi nahi hai ki Mamaji ne kya kiya hai......* pandit : Yahi to teri galti zyada hai!!! Tu kitna pagal hai. Ye sab baatein apne Dotson ko bata raha hai lekin apni biwi ko nahi bataya. Wah bhai wah* Sameer : aur main Naina se ladta iss liye hoon kyunki ye Haq sirf uske paas hai!! Meri kudkud baatein sunne kaa.* Munna : haan ! Ye Haq bhabhi ke paas hai par unko jhelna padta hai tujhe ! Samajh mein aaya ? Teri inhi harkaton ki wajah se* Sameer : yaar tum dono kuch karo naa pls* Munna: Tu rukMunna immediately calls Preeti againShe picks it up without seeing the number* Preeti : hello kaun ?* Munna : Preeti main!!! Munna* Preeti : bol Kya hua ?* Mumma : toofan aa gaya. Sun behen Naina aur Sameer ke liye kuch karna padega* Preeti : kuch karne ki zaroorat nahi hai! Jo Sameer ne kiya usko uski saza milni chahiye . Bas!* Munna : vo to theek hai. Saza usko mil rahi hai! Raat se kuch khaya nahi hai usne aur saari raat soya bhi nahi hai* Preeti : na soye aur na khaaye 😡* Munna: sun! Naina aas paas hai ?* Preeti : Haan kyun ?* Munna : ghar ke bahar aa aur bahar hi baat kar . Usko Mat sunaana* Preeti : jo marzi karwa le par Naina uss ghar mein wapas nahi jaane waali hai.* Munna : yaar Preeti kar di naa wahi waali baat! Tu samajh kyun nahi Rahi hai yaar ? Hamare school ki peheli love story hum aise thodi na khatam hone denge yaar! Aur phir agar Naina aur Sameer alag alag ho gaye to ye to saare pyaar karne waalon ki haar ho jaayegi aur mamiji ki baat sach ho jaayegi* Preeti : kaunsi baat ?* Munna : yahi ki Naina aur Sameer ki shaadi 6 mahine bhi nahi chalegi* Preeti : iss mamiji ki to main!!😡* Munna : accha ab sun Tu kuch bhi karke Naina bhabhi ko law garden le aana . Please Preeti mana mat kariyoSomehow Preeti got convinced and agreed to itShe made up a story to Naina and told her that's Chachiji has asked them to bring some things for the houseNaina was not in the mood of going anywhere but then she had to agree because Preeti forced her* Preeti : Naina sun na acche se kapde pehen ke chalna . Theek hai?* Naina : jo pehene hain theek to hain* Preeti : nahi!! Ye acche nahi laga rahe . Kuch aur pehen ke aaMeanwhile , on the other sideMunna and pandit were making everything ready for NainaSameer was getting ready* Sameer : munna pandit Naina maan jaayegi naa ?* Pandit : bhai samose ki kasam maan jaayengi bhabhi* Sameer :😄While Naina got readyPreeti informed mundit that they're leaving for law gardenNaina an Preeti sat in an auto* Preeti : (to the auto driver ) bhaiya law garden le chaliye* Naina: law garden kyun?* Preeti : a .... vo...a ... Haan law garden ke paas na ek bahut mast mithaai waali shop khuli hai. To bas wahi jaa rahe hain. Mummy ne bola hai na gujiya laane ke liye to iss liye 😁* Naina : oh acchaIn 10-15 minutes they reached law gardenPreeti saw samundit but she somehow managed to not make Naina look in that direction where smaundit wereBalloons were scattered all over the park* Preeti : (distracting Naina ) na... Naina chal na ice cream khaate hai. 😄* Naina : mujhe nahi kahaani koi ice cream vice cream 😑* Preeti : accha to......and suddenly Sameer came in front of both of them and sat on his knees* Naina : (angrily) tum?😡😡(she looked towards Preeti ) tera plan tha na ye?Suddenly mundit enter* Mundit : hum sab ka plan tha ye* Naina : 😡😡* Sameer : (holding ears) sorry Naina . Maaf kardo* Naina: bhool jao mujhe TumNaina turns to go back when suddenly pandit turns on the song: nahi ye ho nahi saktaSameer started singing : Nahi ye ho nahi sakta, ki teri yaad naa aayeBina tere kahin bhi dil, mera ab chain na paayeTujhe bhoolne se pehle, meri jaan chali jaayeTujhe bhoolne se pehle, meri jaan chali jaayeNaina walked in angerShe was going here and there so that Sameer stops following herNahi ye ho nahi sakta, ki teri yaad na aayeBina tere kahin bhi dil, mera ab chain na paayeTujhe bhoolne se pehle, meri jaan chali jaayeTujhe bhoolne se pehle, meri jaan chali jaayeSameer still walking behind herO meri jaan, chali jaayeO meri jaan, chali jaayeO meri jaan, chali jaayeO meri jaan, chali jaayeHe tried multiple times holding her hand but she never let him do thatAgar mujh pe yakeen na ho, mujhe tum aazma lenaMain tumse pyar karta hoon jahan chahe bhula lenaTodunga na ye waade wafa, ye waade wafaMain aashiq hoon, deewana hoonKoi kya mujhko samjhaaye Nahi ye ho nahi sakta, ki teri yaad naa aayeTujhe bhoolne se pehle, meri jaan chali jaayeTujhe bhoolne se pehle, meri jaan chali jaaye O meri jaan, chali jaayeO meri jaan, chali jaayeO meri jaan, chali jaayeO meri jaan, chali jaayeFinally Naina looked at Sameer who again sat on his knees holding his earsNaina made him stand upShe had tears in her eyesSameer got up and held her handsPS* do read the song lyrics (imp.)* Naina : (crying) Sameer haath Chodo mera* Sameer : nahi main Jahan chahe jab chahe apni biwi ka haath pakad sakta hoonAnd suddenly he picked her up in his armsNaina put her hands behind his neck* Naina : 😱😱* Sameer : aur main Jahan chahe kab chahe apni biwi ko utha bhi sakta hoon* Naina: Sameer neeche utaaro!!* Sameer :nahi! Pehele bolo maaf kiya ?* Naina : (teasingly) nahi!!* Sameer : kya!!🙄🥺* Naina : haan* Sameer : (naughtily) accha? To mujhe aur bhi tareeke aate hain tumse maafi lene keHe neared his face to hersAbout to kiss herWhen she said* Naina : th...theek hai theek hai! Kiya Maaf 😱Sameer smiles and put her downHe immediately hugged her tightlyPreeti and mundit smiled looking at them* Naina : (seriously) but Aaj ke baad mujhpe haath uthaane ki Koshish bhi ki to main tumhaari zindagi se hamesha chali jaoungi* Sameer : vo to main Marne ke baad bhi nahi hone doonga Mrs. Maheshwari 🥰😉* Pandit : accha ab jab bhabhi maan hi gayi hain to kuch pet pooja kar lein ? Subah se khaali 3 parathe hi khaaye hainEveryone laughed* All: haan theek haiThey go and sit on the seat of pav bhaji waalaSamundit order food and come back to the seatNaina and Sameer sit togetherThey were looking at each other when munna said* Munna : waise bhabhi gaadi mein na aapke liye bahut saare gifts bhi rakhe hain!! Aap to saste mein hi maan gaye 😁All of them laughedAfter the food all of them sat in Sameer's car as he was going to drop preena homeIn the carNaina was sitting with Sameer on the front seatSameer held Naina's hand and said sorry againNaina smiledSameer told her everything, what all happened in the officeNaina felt bad that she could not understand Sameer at That time* Naina : sorry Sameer . Main hi pagal thi!! Samajh hi nahi payi tumhe 😔..... jab tumhe meri sabse zyada zaroorat thi Tab main pata nahi kya pagalon waali harkatein kar rahi thi* Sameer : (to lighten the mood ) waise pagal to tum abhi bhi ho 😉😂Everyone laughedNaina hit Sameer playfully* Naina : Sameer ke bacche!!* Sameer : pehele ghar to chalo 😉Everyone laughed again and Naina blushedIn a few minutes they reached agarwal house (the new one)Mundit and Preeti got outNaina and Sameer were left alone in the carNaina kisses him on the cheeks and immediately got out of the carSameer smiled* Sameer : ghar jaldi aana 😄* Naina :😊😊Mundit sat in the car againSaid bye and samundit leftNaina was now super happyShe had a huge smile across her facePreeti side hugged her* Preeti : haaye yahi smile to dekhni thi mujhe apni behen ki 😭Naina smiled againAnd both of them went inside. Esha Arya

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