#yaaassssss

[benthesoldiersjeanshorts]

[ashru-premika]

Dhinkachika 😎

[reamed]

everything might be shit and I’m lowkey super anxious rn but my skin is glowwingggggg

[ilovebigmayo]

2037 prediction

happy good times please

[blitzydoodles]

I’m getting paid tomorrow!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[irecordmywordle]

602

3/6

debug

[sysmedsaresexist]

There is no more pro or anti endo

Syscourse is now divided between those who know plural is pro endo and those who don't

There's only a before and an after the TikTok invasion...

There's people who know, and then there's...

):

The new guys

[lazybakerart]

I too have now started Gemstones because of you.

You're really spreading the gospel 😁

askdjfhdsfg!!! that makes me so happy!!

[silverdoe]

unironically blocking people for hating taylor swift is soooooo

[umberandmochaagate]

When you get called conceited for wanting art/gifts for yourself

[colorthecosmos444]

Copycat

Summary: Matt's girlfriend has a social media copycat/stalker and y/n makes a post calling her out.

Genre: smutty (ish), suggestive

Warnings: swearing, suggestive

therealy/n made a post

liked by matthew.sturniolo & 358k others

therealy/n romanticizing the little things in life ✨

matthew.sturniolo beautiful baby

madifilipowicz love the tats

matt4ever y/n where do you get your tattoos done?

christophersturniolo classy y/n 🥂

nicolassturniolo my best friend is gorgeous

nathandoe8 romanticize that shit

sturnfam you are gorgeous!!!

mattswife you are so pretty, i'm jealous 😩

itsbrittanybitch made a post

liked by mattswife & 56k others

itsbrittanybitch it's all about the little things 💫

itsbrittanybitch @.matthew.sturniolo

mattswife i swear i just saw this post

sturnfam you are literally copying @.therealy/n

chratt4life oh shit she thinks she can pull matt 😬

marrymechris copycat much?

chrattlover she's just jealous that she's not y/n nicksstromboli she needs to get her own life 🖕🏻

matt4life wtf is this

chrislover87 could have at least changed it up a bit, this is so obvious🙄

*2 Days Later*

therealy/n made a post

liked by matthew.sturniolo and 923k others

therealy/n oh you wish you could be me, honey, you can't fake this. i'd like to see you try. 😘

matthew.sturniolo damn baby we are hot 🥵 🔥💦

mathew.sturniolo no one is cool like you

matthew.sturniolo you are the only woman in the world for me

nicolassturniolo I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THIS MY EYES 🤯

nicksstromboli it's okay nick, just give them the room

christophersturniolo oh shit get it matt

madifilipowicz yaaassssss

tarayummyy it's getting hot in here 🥵

larray should we leave them alone? marrymechris i feel bad for nick and chris if they are at home right now

madisonbeer hottest couple alive 🔥❤️‍🔥

fakejustincarey this just reminds me how single i am

nathandoe8 that's my boyyyyyyy

sturnfam YES Y/N!!!!

chrattlover this made me so happy

nicolassturniolo um so when was that 5th picture taken? i hope i wasn't home

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𝔫𝔞𝔳𝔦𝔤𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

ᴛᴀɢ ʟɪꜱᴛ: @aurora-merritt @spideylovin @watercolorskyy @esioleren @luvbotsblog

𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙜 𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩 <3

love you all to the stars, cece ★

[benthesoldiersjeanshorts]

[fanfictionroxs]

YES!!! ARMAND DOESNT HAVE A FLEDGLING!!! DEVIL'S MINION NATION STAY WINNING YAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!

[shortpplfedup]

Only Friends Character Rankings Episode 3

Man Jojo, Ninew, Ninepinta and Vivienne know exactly how to build a mess because this was OUTSTANDING. Here's how the pimps and hoes are stacking up this week.

🔺1. Boston (3)

Damn! Tilly Birds should write a song about you.

THIS NASTY SHITBAG MOTHERFUCKER YAAASSSSSS KWEEEEN! Boston spent the entire episode mansplaining, manipulating and manwhoring and considering that is what this whole show is even about he fucking wins the week! Stringing Nick along, spewing poison into Top's and Ray's ears, fucking Top nasty in a classic automobile...I don't care what any of you say, he's the winner.

🔻2. Ray (1)

Don’t define it. Just enjoy your life. You said you could differentiate between love and lust.

This dizzy bitch. This messy mess-ass hoe. Playing with everybody's feelings because he can never face up to his own and just fucking deal with his shit. Everybody is correctly fed up of his bullshit, including Sand and Sand LITERALLY JUST MET HIM. Sand telling him to save his money for a shrink was the best advice any character has ever given any other character on any show anywhere.

🔺3. Nick (5)

Can friends with benefits turn into lovers?

Well the boy is dumb but he's not dumb if you know what I mean. Boston is screwing with his head and he knows it, but he just can't help himself cuz dick2bomb. They say you should never actually get your crush, and this is why. Nick being a sneaky surveillance spy bitch is the main reason Boston should've never messed with him, because now he's gonna go NSA on his ass. He wants that man and he will have him, whatever it takes.

🔹4. Sand (4)

If you want a boyfriend, get yourself a boyfriend. Don't mess with me.

SAND YOU KNOW BETTER! YOU KNOW THIS MAN IS A MESS! AND YET YOU ARE STILL FALLING FOR HIS CHARM. Sand giggling and twirling his hair with Ray in the car was...it was embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for you sir. Sack the fuck up. Like when you threw Top the middle finger, more of that. Also, what the fuck happened between those two TELL ME JOJO!

⭐5. Yo

Sweet as sugar, hard as ice. Hurt me once, I'll kill you twice. Haven’t you heard?

We have our first sighting of Yo in the rankings! Homegirl clearly has all her shit together: a thriving business, a hot and devoted younger man, and a house full of kids who stay drinking her dranks and eating her food because they can't get their shit together. And she looks like a bag of money THE ENTIRE TIME, just FLAWLESS. More of her please.

🔺6. Top (7)

♪ I’m a villain, no matter how much I love you, I must die eventually ♪

So he totally planted that guy at the silent disco right? Seemed like a weird play to push Mew along. Because at 3 months, the game's probably gotten a bit boring, especially if Mew's not even giving him the occasional sniff at it to keep him on the hook. Top likes a challenge and he sorta likes Mew, but if Mew really did screw Ray, maybe he's not so interested anymore. To be clear: I absolutely do not think Top is jealous, more like the shine wears off Mew for him if Mew has succumbed before. I still don't trust a thing coming out of this man's mouth, but the way he worked Boston OUT in that car is worth at least a one-rank jump.

🔻7. Mew (2)

-Are you drunk and taking advantage of me? -Don’t you like it though?

Mew is this week's biggest loser, falling the furthest from last week as his shtick starts wearing thin. Mew's overplayed his hand a bit here: his testing of Top has gone on too long. He doesn't even dispute Top calling him his boyfriend even as he insists they're not dating yet. He was totally about to give it up after the party because I think he realised he had gone from a challenge to a bore, but he waited too late, Boston had a chance to get into everybody's head and now it's all fucked. When he finally sleeps with Top next week it's not a victory for him, it's a capitulation. Also, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH HIM AND RAY I NEED TO KNOW LIKE RIGHT NOW I CAN'T WAIT A WHOLE WEEK!

🔻8. Cheum/April (6)

Guys, I think I’m gonna throw a pool party.

Poor Cheum, the only person to remember they are in fact trying to run a fucking business and actually working at the pool party rather than causing and/or engaging in drama, and April right by her side just helping her woman out because her so-called friends are a dumpster fire. As usual, the lesbians gotta be the ones getting shit done.

[multipearionare]

You doing alright :0 ? Hope ur well

yaaassssss thank u for asking!! been busy this summer with personal matters <3

[destinyc1020]

Yaaassssss..... 🙌🏾🙌🏾