#ya lewks for less

[kcmofya]

We chose Aria, the long reigning queen of WTF fashion on Pretty Little Liars, as style inspiration.  You just need some comic books, garden netting and a couple of yellow dish towels for the purse (pro tip: to get butterflies on your purse, just drench it in sugar water, stand really still outside, and they’ll come a-flyin’). And tape.  So much tape. With just a few easy steps, you too can stroll the streets of murdertown Rosewood with your very on generic white boy.*

* Generic white boy not included.  But just throw a 3 inch heel anywhere in Rosewood and you’ll hit one.

[lonfya]

Alia and the Tiny Dictator in all their 90210 prom goodness. Materials: toilet paper, 1 black pashmina, 1 black blanket, great grandma’s costume jewellery, and one pair of knee high socks. Terrible hair model’s own.

[ilittlemissmayflower]

look kids

[cltfya]

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Lydia Deetz bridal gown Lewk for Less, because Beetlejuice always. This one is made from a red tablecloth ($1.99) I safety pinned ($3.69) to my own bra and chip clipped in the back. I am also wearing some black Halloween Hay ($2.99) seasonal decoration on my head in lieu of a standard wig (note to self - keep this in mind for Wallace and Grommit heroine costumes in the future). Last, but not least, red glitter swirl tulle bunting ($4.99) up top for that formal look. So much glitter still....sweet Jesus.

[avlfya]

AVLFYA is lucky to have an art teacher as part of the club!  Elizabeth created this Effie-rific costume out of red Solo cups, mop yarn, and Swiffer dusters!

[cifya]

Lewks for Less

Liv Moore, iZombie

Jamie transormed into Liv using a (new, so clean) mop for her white hair, a rice krispie blue brain (using Wilton food coloring and icing), and heavy lips and eyes, accompanied by not fully rubbed in moisturizer to add a pale sheen.

[wayneprincess]

Okay but Justice Lords fashion review is upon us and today we just gotta admire how fine Shayera looks in the black and gold ensemble.

ISSA LEWK GURL

It all makes sense for her: simpler cuts, less colors, and the helmet resembling Thanagarian armours. The hawk-shaped plate (?) in the front? *Chef's kiss* The impossible bare shoulder? Wonderful. Gold accents? YAS.

We can't be sure if she cut her hair just like Diana or if he hides it under the helmet, but either way would be cool.

It's 9/10 and I think that sans the helmet it would be a great choice for JLU Shayera.

[bisluthq]

Tbh I’d say rep aesthetics / tour was very sexy esp in contrast to the rest off her work

She’s said she felt more comfortable with that because a lot of the “sexiest” songs were from the persona’s perspective so she was portraying a character and not just yk trying to be sexy as Taylor (which tbf is how sooo many pop stars do it generally like their stage persona isn’t an extension of who they are, it’s a character they play).

That said I don’t think it was a huge jump from 1989 choreography or outfits and the Lover era outfits were less edgy but very similar design wise. Full choreography for the tour imo would’ve veered into Rep kinda choreography.

It’s also important to remember that pre 1989, she was a country act in full or in part so she obviously didn’t wear shit like that or pull that kind of choreography because it literally wasn’t genre appropriate. The person I can think of with comparable outfits (her now v pre 1989) in that field is Shania and I mean Shania is WILD for country/pop country. If you look at like Carrie and Miranda and Faith and Martina McBride and Lee Ann Womack and and legends like Dolly - who obvi did her surgeries and used her looks - they just wouldn’t wear shit like that on stage. Like in that genre it is still very common to perform in long dresses, pants, and even like jeans and a cute top. They do perform in shorts and some more risqué dresses/jumpsuit vibes but none of these would really be worn by a pop country act:

It’s just not the conventions of the genres.

Some of the younger acts have started to do it - Maren would wear similarish stuff but also has done plain pants and a cute top, Kacey has occasional risqué adjacent outfits but like sooo adjacent and more camp inspired than sexy inspired, Kelsea B looks like she’s copied some Tay lewks sometimes 💁🏻‍♀️ but ya.

The one with the bomber jacket above and LED light outfit (don’t have a pic rn but you can Google it) could’ve been if the girlie in question. was feeling wild lol and her sparkly white jumpsuit (not pictured google it) is similar to stuff Shania has worn but again Shania is far more risqué than any of her peers and she obviously looks PG as fuck next to even the fairly tame pop girlies and the younger pop country acts that do do wilder stuff post Tay also look at most the same but usually more PG than Tay. (Not good or bad btw, not a value judgment).

[cinemaocd]

Sophia Cracroft Looks, Rated

I’m hopping on the Terror Looks, Rated Meme bandwagon with @henrylevesconte​, @bomburjo, @radiojamming​, and @theiceandbones,  because ya girl can definitely bring the looks!

Here is Sophia the first time she appears in episode one. It’s a flashback to the theater. Crozier is about to propose. Trying to figure out when this is supposed to be because she is wearing totally different clothes here than she is in the dinner scene when she said “he proposed again” and different to the “does one not bring their habits to marriage” scene. So either she’s changing clothes three times in one night or Crozier has come to see her to propose on a different day. I’m so confused! ANYWAY this is my least favorite Sophia look. The dress is very fussy and I loath the sleeves. It is at least her signature color: blue. She gets an extra point for the floral detail at the shoulder which is kind of nice and I like that she often has flowers in her hair. Overall Sophia’s hairstyle isn’t super historically accurate. The center part is right, but it’s too soft and fluffy and modern, I think. Also the back ringlets definitely look like a hairpiece in this scene. 5/10.

Up next is the dinner scene, Franklin’s flashback in episode 2 after he says “strange to think of this place as home.” In the “habits to marriage” scene they are interrupted by Lady Jane who tells Sophia it’s time to change for dinner, so I think she changed from the patterned day dress (inset) to this evening blue/green silk evening dress with the low neck. She’s also changed her jewelry and hair ornaments which must have taken some time. To make things even weirder Crozier has changed as well, but then he decides not to stay for dinner and leaves after he overhears Franklin talkin shit about him. So. much. changing. Not. enough. eating! Anyway, this look is better than the fussy theater dress, but probably slightly less historically accurate (plain, long sleeves on an evening dress in the 1840s are rare) The floral ornaments and simple jewelry make a nice look. Sian Brooke really has killer collarbones as you can see here. 6/10

Sophia’s only appearance in episode 3 is this millisecond flashback of Sir John, just before he dies. This is literally his final thought. Why? My theory is that he felt guilty about the way he’d handled the whole situation, esp. since he reveals that he has witnessed a scene of great affection between them, when they don’t know he’s looking. For the longest time I thought this was the same day as the habits to marriage scene, but it’s not the same dress. This striped day dress is the least blue thing that Sophia wears, but maybe because it’s a flashback to happier times? I’ve headcanoned this as being in Francis’ rooms (which is why he is not wearing his coat and why Sophia knows how many drawers he uses...) Extra points for her accessory: handsome Irish sea captain in billowing white shirtsleeves. 8/10

This is one of my absolute favorite Sophia looks. I love a good bonnet and this is a stunner. The combination of teal and blue velvet over aubergine silk? Simply TDF. The flowers are very dark and the whole vibe is more sombre here with the deep navy velvet jacket with fur trim and paisley lining (I DIE). The blue/green silk dress with the black bone button closures is really sharp and almost military with the stripe and the pintucking. All of this is set off by that yellow ribbon (which probably has a symbolic significance). None of Sophia’s skirts are really full enough to be historically accurate, but both she and Lady J need to act next to one another and remain in the same post code, so I forgive it. 10/10

OK this is the ICONIC Sophia Cracroft lewk. This stunning graphic day dress with long sleeves, shows off her collar bones and that set of lapis beads. (My headcanon...Crozier bought her those in Van Dieman’s land). The details on this dress are so impressive: the pintucks that come to a V at the waist, the little accordian puff at the elbow, the blue piping. Sophia’s hair looks great in this scene and the the blue hair tie is such a nice touch. This is a dress in which to break a man’s heart and make a horrible mistake! 100/10

Another stunning graphic day dress, trimmed in blue piping, another amazing bonnet, this time with a powder blue ribbon. Minus one point because I prefer her in an open neckline. 9/10

Sophia’s final look is somewhere between a day and an evening look: a 3/4 length sleeve blue silk dress with a boat neck and lots of pintucking but no jewelry or decorations. The detailing on this bodice is absolutely masterful. Another beautiful neckline to show off her collarbones. Extra points for matching slippers, perfect for slipping off in the snow so that you can wallow in your shitty, shitty life choices.  -1,000,000/10

[jeanffranklin]

Hey! Get ready for a load of numbers. You don't need to answer them all if you don't want to :) 1, 4, 7, 13, 14, 21, 22, 23, 28, 40, 44 and 45. Have fun :)

doooomg thank you this is so many 

1. Season 1 MSR or season 9 MSR? 

if only because there is way more screen time and way more learning about their personalities and quirks and habits and how they all meld together, season 1. I would say season 9 because they’ve clearly committed themselves fully to one another at that point, willing to risk it all, know each other better than they know themselves, etc. but we only get to see what CC gives us in scraps and it makes me ANGRY, so 1

4. Maggie Scully or Melissa Scully?

I’m a sucker for Moms on TV™ and the relatively limited amount I’ve seen of Maggie so far I’m like, ok yes, I do love this and I love how she loves Scully (and by extension “fox”) but there’s also some stuff from 8 where I’m like.... did you need to impose this stranger on scully during her baby shower and beyond, did you need to guilt her about her son on your deathbed... questionable. on the flip side Melissa seems like a fucking rad Stevie Nicks obsessive who can HANG and I’m there for her, so Melissa. RIP, girl, gone way, way too soon

7. Mulder or Scully?

Scully--I mean I’m too new to this show and this fandom to have fallen in love with that boy yet and I’m SURE I’ll get there and I’m sure this is like, not cool to say On Here, but he makes me so mad all the time!!!! and he’s a kind of like, less funny than he thinks he is and less smart than he thinks he. Again, I’ll come around, but I’m deep in season 4 rn and angry with him for so many reasons and oversights and glib remarks and abandonments and bad decisions. 

and wow I didn’t mean to focus on the negative because I’m not saying Scully as a fallback option. SHE IS MY EVERYTHING!!!! Fucking whip smart, great instincts, should be held and protected even tho she doesn’t need to be (but doesn’t she?), incredible fashion sense through some -- ahem -- challenging fashion years, doesn’t take anyone’s bullshit, YELLS more effectively than anyone I’ve ever seen in my life it’s so inspiring, can’t even begin to explain how good she is to look at, great mom, great partner, great employee, great mentor, great friend, great daughter, vulnerable and flawed, but also absolutely fucking perfect. An apartment I covet. I can’t say enough. She’s it for me. 

13. Favorite season(s)? Why?

Disclaimer: I haven’t finished the series. So FAR, I think I want to go with season 1. Just laying a LOT of solid groundwork and laying down a ton of iconic lewks (parkas/sports bras/flannels in Ice? mountain windbreakers in Darkness Falls?)

I am currently in season 4 and DEEPLY intrigued by a season that got the two leads best actor/actress AND the show best series at the golden globes all in one year, so I anticipate some great things to come, but so far we just wrapped up The Field Where I Died, so I think the best is yet to come. 

14. Favorite episode(s)? Why?

I feel like these are all just like, classic everyone’s favorites, so this is probably boring, but: 

Eve - personal favorite road trip to date

Beyond the Sea - impeccable scully moments across the board--“I need to work!”

War of the Coprophages - Scully’s Friday Night is now a benchmark in our home, like we’re either living good lives or we’re not having a Scully Friday Night

Jose Chung’s From Outer Space - as a lifelong Match Game fan, you had me at Charles Nelson Reilly and kept me at Scully’s iconic retelling of her side of the story

Mulder and Scully Meet the Weremonster - listen, we skipped ahead to this and now watch it once a week for DD saying “Daggoo?!?” in the most insane voice I’ve ever heard. Also scully wears pjs that are just a big shirt and like, yes bring me back to that pilot energy baby thank you!! I can’t live with the silk pjs and robes we have to live with in between. ya girl was wearing a thick t shirt and leggings and socks in her hotel room on DAY 1 FROM JUMP, get back to your roots, Dana.... sorry that got outta control

21. Spender or Krycek?

I cannot reasonably answer as I somehow have avoided any information about who Spender is, but Krycek can fucking beat it imho

22. How do you feel about that bitch Alex Krycek?

See above. His face is too tight also

23. Which broke your heart more: Emily arc or William arc?

I know this isn’t like... how this works with children, but something about her not getting to experience Emily’s pregnancy or babyhood and then also be deprived of the rest of her life and still having to be aware that she was THERE and had the HOPE is more heartbreaking to me than her getting the beginning of William and then having to make the choice to give him up. It’s a terrible choice, but at least she got to decide to make that call for his safety and know that he might still be out there to connect with down the line. 

28. IWTB or FTF? Why?

I’ve only seen IWTB so far because I have a terrible crush on Amanda Peet so, had to get there and also because I’m like, primarily interested in later in life Gillian, but I have a sense that I’ll like FTF more once I see it in chronological order. IWTB had really nice MSR moments, but on the whole.... a weird movie, huh?

40. How do you feel about the direction Chris Carter takes as the series progresses?

Not knowing the full details... I feel like he could have taken his hand off the wheel a bit in some places and let some other people (women) take over

44. When did you first start watching The X-Files?

45. Why did you first start watching The X-Files?

Let’s see... I think on like, May 10, which oh my god how far I’ve fallen in such a short, short period of time!!!!!!!!!! what has become of my life in like, 6 weeks. this is a concerning wake up call, so thanks for this. 

Anyways, it was 100% because I wanted more Gillian Anderson content after sex education because I’m very very thirsty and just need to see all possible content available thank you very much. It has paid off in spades. I really cannot deal with any sort of horror and I don’t tolerate sci fi or even most fiction well, so it’s shocking to me this has stuck this hard so far. 

[dontjudgemebymykpoptrash]

YG Treasure Box ep. 9 reaction

I'm ready to cry are you ready to cry?

I love Going Crazy when do I get all the versions and also SEUNGHUN IS IN THIS ONE FIGHTING (all my three faves got eliminated so I've been putting all my chemi-beats into him and Byounggon)

I hate when they show past Treasures being hurt about losing their spots to new Treasures :'(

Byounggon is heartbreaking, he made it to Treasure but got kicked before he even had a chance to perform with them HE DESERVES BETTER. (They all do tbh)

NINE. THEY'RE ELIMINATING NINE TRAINEES FFFUUUUUUU-. And the way they're splitting it???? Better than the 2:2 but still garbage.

Hyunsuk is a reaction king I love him.

Hharuto being such a tease with the song reveal hahaaa what a cutie

Hyunsuk doing the choreo what a good leader this hecker better debut or ima fight YG with my bare fists.

JIHOON NO R U OKAY

Oh shit I hope this isnt a lasting hurt, I hope he wont push himself and hurt himself more :'(

OMG YEONGUE YOU ARE FIFTEEN. Ngl he's my second vote in team boomerang after Hyunsuk.

THIS PERFORMANCE IS FIRE. GIVE ME THE FULL VERSION.

Jihoon looks good I'm happy, I hope he's not just fighting through and causing a lasting injury!

Where do I get Jihoons hair sparklies can that be my daily lewk?

Hyunsuk bowing to all sides of the audience <3

DAMN STRAIGHT YG YOU PRAISE THESE BABIES ANDN RECOGNIZE THEM FOR FUCKING ONCE.

Honestly dont know if that's a good score cause I don't know what the max number of votes are???

Oof who got Growl by EXO that is an iconic and difficult song.

Oooohhhhh noooooooooo those poor babies, they have their work cut out for them. This was not set up in their favor at all...

This practice is so painful, they all look so unhappy.

THIS VOCAL TEACHER AND DANCE TEACHER NEEDS TO STOP BULLYING THESE CHILDREN UNTIL THEY CRY. TEACH BETTER. CONSTRUCTIVE POSITIVE TEACHING NETS BETTER RESULTS ALL AROUND I will fite u.

Jaehyuk not practicing on his own is not good, is this a mistranslation? Bby let's go you can do it!

Crying in the bathroom is a mood tho

"I want to do better" YOU CAN I BELIEVE IN YOU!! Look at how much happier and better he does with teachers that praise and support him.

Jaehyuk and Jongseob especially are doing well in this performance, but you can tell they're mostly raw talent right now. I think these bby's are good but need more polish. None are ready for debut yet. THEY'LL GET THERE THO!!!!

6-8 months of training and they did this well??? GOOD BOYS GOOD JOB!! This was an incredibly difficult song and performance and they stepped up, GOOD WORK.

Still dont know what scoring is good based on relative scores but I am not surprised Team Growl didnt score as well as Team Boomerang.

I'm super looking forward to Team Dumb and Dumber. I honestly hope they get first place. I stan all these babies.

Even their practice is NEXT LEVEL IM READY.

Byounggon yelling into Yoonbins upside down mic shit I'm already stoked.

Tag urself I'm all the boys backstage jumping up dancing around and singing along this performance is professional-been-debuted-for-years-already level I'm so sold.

How do you top this omfg. I'm calling it now. First place.

Listen I know Keita and Yedam are super cute AJ combination but can we not forget how fucking precious Junkyu and Mashiho AJ combo is? Aaaaaahhhhh

GOOD SCORE. THEY EARNED IT. AMAZING.

Okay Team DNA let's see what u got.

Yedam and Seunghuns vocal skills fuck me up they're so good. How has SH not gotten recognized by YG yet fucc

Poor Yedam, not being able to practice must be messing with him, I hope he did well in his exams.

One hour. One hour to prepare. And he did it. Genius in fucking deed. Honestly from the beginning Yedam is the only one I'm not worried about he's going to debut or this thing is rigged.

This performance is so good but I wish it was shown before Dumb and Dumber cause it doesn't have the same vibe.

Omfg Haruto is so funny I'm ded

YG praising Yedam and Yedams cute reaction <3

HE COMPLIMENTED SEUNGHUN FINALLY. FINALY. FINALLY. FINALLY. TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH YOU EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE TRASH HEAP.

GET BACK TO US IN ONE MINUTE?????? NO TELL ME NOW.

I KNEW IT I KNEW DUMB AND DUMBER WOULD GET FIRST YAAAAA-omg I'm so worried. I'm stressing who will get eliminated.

Omg they're all such lovely friends look how mature and loving they are in such an awful competition, supporting and rooting and crying for each other.

Is it just me or does YG look disappointed?

Tag urself again I'm the treasure makers calling for YG to debut all of them.

Oh my stress. Elimination.

Yedam and Haruto obvi. "These two were somewhat expected" ya duh

AM I A JINX??? AM I A JINX???? WHY DO ALL THE ONES I SUPPORT GET ELIMINATED. SEUNGHUN DESERVES TO DEBUT HE IS READY. DID I DO THIS? IM SO SORRY IM SORRY SEUNGHUN.

First crying is here. I'm crying. This is so fucked look at them all of them. This is awful. Why am I torturing myself.

Keita too this is fucking awful nooooo

THAT WAS HIS MOM???? HIS MOMMA FINALLY GOT TO WATCH HIM BE AMAZING AND GET COMPLIMENTED AND NOW THIS. I'm so worried about him I so hope he continues just a little longer and debuts, even if he has to switch companies to do it since YG treats him like garbage.

Oh God this is worse. Team Boomerang

Hyunsuk ohhhh honey, oh babyyyyy ohhh noooo me too aaahhhhhh

I'm so happy for Jihoon because of his difficulties but the others.... aauugghhh theres no happiness here they're just sad because this competition has been set up to be so unfair and hurtful gdi

Fuck. Last one. Fuck fuck. Fu c k

Jongseob babyyyyy this show did you so dirty.

I was betting Junghwan would be the one and I'm happy for him but also just devastated in general. This is such a massive loss, we just lose so many every week. It would be so much less painful and sad if they just had the boys that were actually ready to debut compete and had smaller elimination rounds but nooooo u want us all to hurt.

Random note but I really like Jaehyuks speaking voice. It's so soft and gentle.

HOW MANY. SAY 7. SAY 9. SAY 11. SAY 28. I'll settle for 7 but sAY 28.

Okay 7. fucK that means we're losing 4. FuCk.

BRINGING BACK 2???? WHO? WHO???? PLEASE SEUNGHUN. PLEASE SEUNGHUN. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. Ffffff who else should come back?

Omg if they bring Seunghun back and then eliminate him again ima be so pissed.

Fuck who is coming back oh god.

Now I'm just gonna be stressed for another week yay.

Please know I love all the trainees with my whole heart and I will support anyone who debuts, I mean no offense at all to anyone and let me know if I've said something harmful.

I cried like 8 times gawd.

[thedivas]

eureka performed poorly the last 3 weeks (cmon she relied on the same gag all throughout snatch game after the 2nd one the joke was old) and she hasn’t been turning lewks if ya know what i mean. also her lip sync was far less captivating than kameron’s and she only made it bc she did that split.

im sorry it’s taken me a while to answer this but ohhhh my god i agree with you all the way!

eureka’s snatch game kind of irritated me because she didn’t put in much creative effort, which is the entire point of the challenge – to embody someone well enough to convincingly and comedically improvise as them! i just assumed that she was unprepared for snatch game!! i was SHOCKT that she won, but then when cracker and kameron said they thought she was going to win in untucked i was like oh okay werk i guess it was funny irl?

and in the lip sync this week, kameron was working that stage the entire time she was up there!!11!! she had so much energy and was giving us theatrics left and right, entertaining the world right there on VH1 while eureka was power-walking to the back of the stage :// and i will admit the double jump split was good but we’ve seen it before and it wasn’t enough, in my opinion, for a double shantay

[astronomicae-blog]

3, 6, 9, 18, 20

3. what color are your eyes? dark brown

6. describe your personality in 3 words or lessoutgoing, quirky, adventurous (ya my sagittariusness is thriving)

9. where do you shop?i shop my lewks in the sale section of any store HAHAHA

18. favorite tv show?definitely still brooklyn nine-nine but im currently also into barry on hbo!!

20. how tall are you?167 cm i think

thanks for asking love !! 💞

*~*~*ask me stuff*~*~*

[thegreatamericanfacebookstatus]

@bed-dweller ya exactly!! they should’ve added to the artwork more or something, anything to ~elevate it into something more modern. like the name of the artist in pared down, minimalist type at the top of the bag’s side, so it was less “LEWK” and more honest appreciation + a sense of taste, at least? altho it seems like they’re trying to rebel against “taste” with the gold, to play to the streetwear etc audience? i don’t think they got there. it reminds me of the supreme story, blegh. looking at those bags again, they’re such bullshit

[bisluthq]

Bruh @ the anon saying joe is new money, like dude no new money person dresses like that….or gives interviews about how he’s not riding the coattails of privilege. Cause like his father is a documentary maker for bbc and taught at Sorbonne lmfao😩, his uncles are leftie politicians, his grandpa was a moviemaker, his brother graduated from Cambridge (?) his other brother goes to NYU, like they’re posh babes

Not to sound classist but when anons say shit like that they ping very middle class at most and likely lower. Like again old money doesn’t care. The older the money and the more money there is the less they fucking care. The only exception appears to be the Trump family and tbh you’d never know they’re old money from how they dress and act and shit. But like ya. Normally they don’t give a shit and to pass for old money you shouldn’t on main either. Your full like Insta baddie lewk immediately outs you lol.

[punkscowardschampions]

Janis & Jimmy

After smacking Mia one (and Jim).

Janis: Soz about the shiner, like Janis: Dunna how to dodge like a decent ref should obvs...you should work on that Janis: But forreal, you're welcome for the time you got to spend in the head's office with a cold press on #schoolboyfantasiesaremadeofthis Jimmy: 🤔 You mean this tiny insignificant scratch like Jimmy: I'd say get the pads out but between you and your nan lately I'm not sure my ego's up for that Jimmy: Your plan all along was it? 👌 she's no type of mine but I appreciate you trying to be a mate 😉 Jimmy: Best bit was Gracie doing her bit to defend my honor at the end there. Maybe I DO owe her one 😂 Janis: Alright, monty python 😂 don't be a hero on my account...oh wait, advice coming too late, my bad 😉 Janis: Ah well, if you're not fancying it like, pal, good thing I'll have her to myself all this week AND next 🙄 thanks mia... now THAT was the real plan all along 😏 Janis: At least you know what her shout is already 👍 though if you could spit in Mia's next, I think she'd take that and call it quits Janis: If you make like Rocky and get steak up on your bruises, I'll get my Da to cook it for ya after, we settled too then, yeah? 😘 Jimmy: Mia's plan 100% 🙄 Am I meant to be offended that she thinks you're a lesbian still? Because I'm taking it as a compliment #prettyboy 😂 Jimmy: Shame I've got too many disciplinaries to have her banned it'd be one less skinny latte to have to expertly craft Jimmy: Maybe. What sides are we talking about? I think one more smack down and I'll be demanding my chips triple cooked Jimmy: Warn your relatives Janis: Assumedly, pretending here her stinging text slams had her intended effect, and didn't just make me fall about, like #facesoprettyyoudontseeascar 🤞 Janis: Ugh, tell your boss to do one, 'cos they'd lose half their business if you did, think on, dickhead 😒 Janis: Know your worth, babe Janis: Gotta respect that Janis: At least my Brother doesn't need to bother fighting you now I beat him to it, ay? Jimmy: Who'd you wanna be, princess (bless Gracie Lou) and basketcase already taken and athlete being the obvious choice 💪 Jimmy: Tempting offer but you can do better Jimmy: Of course that was 1 of the 10! Should've seen that coming Jimmy: Can't lie I'd much rather take you on 😉 Janis: Never seen it 🤷 but boy is Charlie Sheen's bro, yeah? So sounds legit for the family I have to endure 😏 Janis: You're not gonna end up with Grace in the end are ya? 😤 just 'cos you wanna rock the leather fingerless gloves #lewk Janis: I'll never tell 😉 his ego definitely ain't up for that Janis: we can have a rematch any time any place Janis: i'm ready 💪 Jimmy: Me either. Still break you out though. Isn't that what they do? 🤔 I'll ask your sister but not before she gives me of precious bling to take down cash converters Jimmy: My bad boy image has taken too much of a battering, literal, for me to refuse the fashion 😎 Jimmy: Let's go then. There isn't a nurse but I can still play the concussed care and run. Say when. Janis: Probs after some cringe bonding and bants, thank GOD we got that outta the way, mate 😜 Janis: Most of her jewels are from Primark so I dunna how golden your chances are, don't tell anyone like #banginonabudget Janis: What lesson you in anyway? In PE rn so usually you wouldn't get a look-in (you ain't that special, babe) but they got me coaching the first years girls for a fucking team management module and...Give me strength Janis: we talking screaming when the ball comes their way levels Janis: so I'm making them do laps whilst I shout encouragements about how it ain't that cold from my warm as shit coat, like any gym teach worth their salt 😉 Janis: Gonna get an A, like Jimmy: Oh I dunno, you and Mia still need to hug it out 😉 bet she'd love it too 💘 Jimmy: I'm in art of course #tortured soul and everyone knows you're my muse so done deal there. Jimmy: I'd come snapping but I don't need the rep that'd come with background first years in their shorts Janis: I'd sooner watch a thousand chick flicks with Gracie Janis: amongst other fates worse than death Janis: but honestly #whyareyousoobsessedwithmehun? #toolittletoolateforthisloveaffair Janis: That's probably why you're so tortured 😉 Edie Sedgewick I ain't Janis: Nah, that wouldn't help your case, there's only so much bashing that I can be a party to in a day... Janis: I get to swap with Kayleigh Dwyer next period, meant to go write up about my experience but sure I can as easily do that wherever you need to get your inspiration from, like Jimmy: 😂 it's the curse of being so #goals, hun Jimmy: I don't have a clue who that is but like I've said before you take a decent picture. Now don't get a big head (it'd fuck with my framing terrible) but it isn't half bad being stuck with you Jimmy: There is always Mia's 🦆 pout if you're really busy but like Jimmy: Since you aren't I'm thinking back to mine? Twix will happily hear about any of your running or ball based experiences Janis: Kayleigh? Rude, she sits next to you in English, the one drooling all over you and the desk? Bless her, she'll be devvo 😂 Janis: I forgot you haven't had an Ali McKenna education, she was Andy Warhol's main bitch (aside from Basquiat, tea) in all his shit films, Bob Dylan was hard for her too but she weren't really arsed so he wrote Like A Rolling Stone about her Janis: At least you didn't come for my life that hard post-bath Janis: Bad enough like, I'd have to fake my own death forreal then Janis: She'd fucking love that...do her dirty in the edit, boo, no facetune 😂 Janis: A girl after my own heart that dog, kindred spirts 😍 Janis: sounds good, always down for being out of this dump Janis: your Da's unlikely to pop back for lunch, yeah? Jimmy: I've been calling her Kourtney #awkward Jimmy: Bet she loves it anyway Jimmy: Speaking of, I still have that project to finish up (deadlines long enough to hang yourself with cheers ms sheppard) might dedicate some space on that edit to the lot of them. Fancy helping as well as inspiring? 😈 Jimmy: #satireorshadeisit? Jimmy: Good. Keep the lovefest away from me. Last thing I need is Twix licking my wounds Jimmy: Packed up his sarnies myself so we're set Janis: The KardashiKlan clout, everyone knows she's the CLASSIEST sister, SO fitting 😂 Janis: Can't be anything but a sweetheart, can you? N'awwh! Janis: Hell yeah, you clearly need my talents for cuntery, you bring the skillz, I'll bring my winning personality and large head, like Janis: How fucking rude though, tell her to keep her antiseptic spit to herself 💅 #menaintshitbabygirl #imsorryyouhadtolearnthislessonsosoon Janis: Like I said, you're just too good for this world 😇 Janis: Maybe I'll find the time between being a muse and bad influence to make you one Janis: Its no steak apology but Jimmy: 👍 Too right Jimmy: Maybe if we take the mad bitch out she won't chew a hole in anyone's face (tempting as that'd be if it was any of Mia's squad) been enough facial damages sustained for one day Jimmy: Get some very #aesthetic shots for my A Jimmy: 😇 Always on that good boy track Jimmy: Maybe I can shout you a pie and pint in that spirit Janis: Goes without saying, need the skirting and your Da's shoes to be safe for another day Janis: Should bin off the rest of the day altogether, then you could take Twix to pick the kiddo's up, Cass would be made up getting to show her off Janis: you always after those best big bro points, I know Janis: and I know it, you always want me to protest too much the other way like 😈 Janis: wholesome afternoon of dog walking and homework with bae, no wonder the entire female population of the school is so jealous 😉😘 Jimmy: Did you just have a good idea? 😮 Jimmy: But yeah world's most bog standard bro coming through 🏆💪 get that middleschool clout cass 😎 Jimmy: We just can't stop being #goals however hard we try. Damn 😘 Janis: Don't sound so surprised dickhead! I'm a wealth of cunning plans or have you forgotten Janis: Didn't hit you that hard Janis: Now who's being modest Jimothy 😊 you know you're bestest Janis: whoda thunk it, bitch, not I Jimmy: Been a while can't blame me 😏 Jimmy: 💕 Cute Jimmy: How will I survive the aft? Janis: We can go back there if you really pining Janis: and I'M the one who's sexuality is always in question Janis: #fakebaebetterthanarealone Janis: Ha ha, keep testing me and you might not Jimmy: You'd never make it. Can't get enough of me 💋 Jimmy: If you'd rather be in school doing their tests don't let me stop you 😏 Jimmy: 😎 Jimmy: Told you i'm bad Janis: 😑 Janis: bet you break before i do Janis: we'll see how bad you are, won't we Jimmy: Last shift's 💶 on it Janis: Done Janis: I've got my eye on some new kicks Janis: At least even when you lose you can still pretend you treated me 😜 Jimmy: When you lose you can pretend you don't need a man to treat you Jimmy: so many #s in that for you Janis: Imma win when I PROVE I don't need you to treat me as much as you need me to treat you, sucka! Janis: and there ain't no point in nothing if it doesn't make your 'gram captions pop off #truerwordsneverspoken Jimmy: We'll see Jimmy: so soon too ⏲ Janis: you started your countdown already, boy? Janis: keeeeeeeen Jimmy: Not ready? Shame Janis: Born ready Janis: Admittedly, got the upper hand, nothing sexy about first year girls, despite what some fourth year boys might believe Janis: you surrounded by all them loose af art hoes Jimmy: How rude of me not to pull all your focus Jimmy: yep, those blunt fringes really get me goin Janis: Well s'why I know I got the W in the bag 🤷 Janis: Called that in the air Janis: whip off those unnecessary nerd glasses and there's real beauty under there Janis: #hotdamn Jimmy: For a rom com hater you've got all the cliches down 😂 Jimmy: Quietly confident now. That shit won't help you off screen 🏆💪 Janis: Oh, you don't recall how pushy my sister is? Janis: Let's call this off rn and she'd be happy to remind you herself I'm sure 😏 Janis: I'm sure you've learnt PLENTY off a whole different typa romcom that is all types of fucked IRL Jimmy: Only if she promises to bring Tam too. I need that model height for my shoot naturally Janis: You really wanna be that letchy photographer stereotype, huh? Janis: Get the whole squad 'round for a sesh Janis: Just know they'll start a # Jimmy: #rolloutladies Jimmy: 😂 Jimmy: I'll #bowout of that one thanks Janis: Sure? It'll give you a better chance of winning the bet Janis: #knackered Jimmy: I'd rather lose Jimmy: #takemymoneyandrunaslongasIcancomewith Janis: Sweet talker. Janis: Meant to be me with the gift of the gab 🍀 Jimmy: nope, real talker Jimmy: Got up close and personal enough with Mia today thanks. Still washing these hands Janis: Same, despite what she might think, not something I fancy repeating either Janis: Though I will if she talks shit one more time Janis: So watch out if you don't want the other side to match, like Jimmy: Don't make me say I'll do it all again Jimmy: so many stereotypes already in this chat Jimmy: 💕 Janis: Ew. 💋 Janis: Best get your chat to as high a standard as poss tho, as all the guards and other inmates will be listening in Janis: Reckon's her Da can actually get me done Janis: Bitch be serious Jimmy: Doesn't he sell cars? Janis: Lmao, no Janis: Though he is 100% a used car salesman in aesthetic, you're spot on Janis: He is a lawyer or some shit so he knows realistically who gives a shit about a playground scrap but he'll try and scare my parents like they're fucking idiots so no one is ever mean to his little princess again Janis: That type 🙄 Jimmy: She wants to be a yank so bad it must hurt Jimmy: Remind me to cut my pops so slack next time he's pissing me off Jimmy: could be so much worse Janis: Too bad she's a few hundred years late for the mass migration to the states Janis: Only looking famished, like Janis: Same, wouldn't hate being as spoilt as she is but you know Jimmy: Yep, too bad you'll be waiting for those kicks Jimmy: 🎅's your best bet Jimmy: Not too late to back out 😏 Jimmy: Keep on his good side Janis: No chance Janis: I can keep him on side by keeping away from yours, simple 😜 Jimmy: You sure? There's literally songs about how much he loves 💋 Jimmy: I think he'll be mad if you don't cave Janis: 💋 for him from MILFs maybe Janis: I don't think it'll pain him to see you go without Janis: I see no mistletoe, like #demstherules Jimmy: 👌 Bet stays on Jimmy: Take your chances Janis: Way to make me sound more predatory than the big man 😲😂 Janis: If you're that scared, we can mark it down to a lose for you by default 😉 Jimmy: Not when I'll have you begging for a draw in a bit. Easy Jimmy: Just get ready to accept your loss, not reason we should both be sore Jimmy: #bruisedandbattered Janis: Pretty cocky for a boy who can't even promise A FEW bruises, like 😜 Jimmy: Waste of a 🤞 Jimmy: why talk about it when I can just do it Janis: As long as you start it, I'm allowed to finish it Janis: win win for me 😊 Jimmy: Cocky for a lass who hasn't won anything against me yet Janis: 😡 Janis: it wasn't a fair fight all those other times, thank you very much Jimmy: Maybe you were faking the skills as well as the 💕 Jimmy: awwh Janis: You won't be finding out any time soon Janis: ✌ Jimmy: So you keep saying, all talk I think 😂 Janis: All talk no action is right Janis: Prick 🖕😂 Jimmy: 😘 Jimmy: You're about me Jimmy: unlucky ☘ Janis: Shh Janis: Not all bad, I suppose, at least you've got a cute dog 😘 Jimmy: good point, what a you offering? first year having an asthma attack? 😂 #goals Janis: I never said I had anything worth sticking 'round for Janis: More fool ye for your 😍 Jimmy: Secret's safe. I won't tell Mia Janis: I think she's pretty confident she knows where she and I lie on the pecking order already 😂 Janis: not coming for her 👑 Jimmy: just her 👃 Janis: What can I say? Save daddy the surgery fees Jimmy: you're the 😇 you think I am Janis: it has been said Janis: oh wait, no it hasn't, ever 😂 Jimmy: Only because 🐶 can't speak Janis: The love is so real Janis: Its all the treats and walkies, maybe I'll have to employ the same technique on you when the bet is up Janis: Worth a shot 🎯 Jimmy: Start now #worthashot #haveyoubeentricked? 😂 Janis: I'm not quite as easy to distract as Twix Janis: All these dog comparisons, bit rude tbh, don't think I appreciate Janis: Will piss on your boots tho Jimmy: Unless we're playing pool or darts Jimmy: Make sure they're mine. My dad has only just replaced his Janis: Wasn't even you, it was pub lighting and a prick munching on his crisps too loud at the bar #dontflatterlike Janis: Will do 👍 I'm not looking to make him dislike me anymore than I already have lol Jimmy: #surejan Jimmy: least he's never about so no drama there. Been enough for one day Janis: #ihateu Janis: what's he even do, like? dead busy Jimmy: 💕 Jimmy: Warehouse Jimmy: Very much #goals Janis: Ah fun, lots of shitty shifts and long days like, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt too for being such a prick about poor Twix then Jimmy: Probably shouldn't. He bought her Janis: True...People never think how big a commitment a dog is though Janis: Twix be giving them puppy dog eyes like a pro Jimmy: before 🎄 too though what a prick Jimmy: can't even use the excuse Janis: Bleh Janis: Shoulda clued him in like 😉 #cuffed Jimmy: if I'd known he was going to do it I would've Jimmy: done now though Janis: Yeah, its just another stress you don't need, like? 😕 Jimmy: Snagged me you so maybe she's worth keeping about 😏 Jimmy: Because yeah she does take all the credit Janis: Smooth 😋 Janis: Can't go breaking my heart now, nor the kiddo's for that Janis: I can start taking her out again in the mornings, don't miss much 'bout dem days but it was decent having a running buddy Jimmy: Fancy some company or you wanna be alone with your true love? Janis: You reckon you can keep up, yeah? Janis: Not having you slowing me down 😉 Jimmy: Can't be using me as your excuse thanks 💪 Jimmy: maybe I'll come with then when I'm not working, leave you in no doubt Janis: Its a date, mate Jimmy: 💕 Janis: That's probably them more than sufficiently warmed up Janis: Get back to work, slacker 💚 Jimmy: 🎨📷 will do Jimmy: not too hard though, gotta keep my 💪 up for the victory party you'll owe me Janis: In your dreams, baby 💋 Jimmy: see you there 😘