#ya know -

[cravemore]

@reziduals

[emocowboyss]

watching the rivalry between hangman and swerve to get myself into aew and those two men should literally just kiss about it, they’re so…homosexual

[toodrunktofindaurl]

aftermath

(for the before, it's here)

[qvert]

Just because… girl those knees are going to need a little rest at some point

[wemlygust]

There are only 16 Danny Phantom x Merlin (TV) crossovers on ao3.org. SIXTEEN

And most of those are snippet collections and/or super-multi-fandom crossovers.

This feels illegal somehow. Did the fandom popularity peaks never align? Does the combo just... not work, for some reason? Do the audiences not overlap? It's entirely possible to get into both fandoms without having ever watched the source material, too. And yet... nope. Thank you to the handful of people who made these, so that I'm at least not now losing my mind at the absurdity that would have been NONE. Anyway now ao3 is back up so I guess I'll try some of these :) why not~

“i asked chatgpt—”

ok well i asked the cryptic fucking dragon that was imprisoned underground 20 years ago and he told me that no one can choose or escape their destiny so. he may have also told me i have a soulmate in the guy whose guts i hate but i dont really have time to think about that right now

[frownyalfred]

I love that identity reveals between Jim Gordon and Bruce in fic almost always go the same way. Bruce goes "How did you know? Was it my acting?" and nine times out of ten Jim says something along the lines of "No, your acting was phenomenal. You gave yourself away by caring too much, Mr. Wayne."

Because the billionaire playboy cover was perfect and damn near airtight until one Bruce Wayne leapt in front of someone else during a holdup at a gala and "accidentally" got shot. No self-involved airhead with that much money riding on his life would ever -- ever -- let himself think of someone else in that moment.

[starcurtain]

I think one of the funniest things about the Sabzeruz event is that the devs choose to go with Candace, Traveler, and Paimon having a whole "Ooh, two mysterious men are going into an alley to have a 'private' conversation; they must be bad guys!" only to then go "Oh just kidding, it was only Alhaitham and Kaveh doing typical Alhaitham and Kaveh things."

Except the "Alhaitham and Kaveh" thing in question this time was talking about Mehrak, a sentient robot that Kaveh built using absolutely forbidden technology, and which he then whole-heartedly willed would develop a consciousness of its own, violating one of the central taboos of his nation's governing agency, committing what amounts to an inherent and extreme felony punishable by law.

Alhaitham and Kaveh: Listen, we're not bad guys discussing illegal activity here. We're just two men having a private, personal conversation. Happens all the time.

Paimon, Candace, and Traveler: Oh cool, they're not doing a crime; they're just gay.

But they were, in fact, doing a crime.

[fewderpewdart]

sleepover

[lickithrice]

That morning stretch where you point your toes and see God.

[finemealprompt]

DP x DC Prompt #51

Damian would like it on the record that this is Todd's fault. If Todd hadn't encouraged Damian to start making fan art, he wouldn't be in this mess. Stupid Todd, Damian should've known better than to listen to him.

But here he was, blushing like mad as he nervously asked his favorite author to sign the fan art he had made for his book. He was such an idiot! Danny Fenton surely would be-

"Oh this is amazing! Do you have any prints I can buy off of you?"

Damian will swear up and down he did not faint.

[icaruspendragon]

he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, “i’m not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but she’s got all the facts and specs and everything. she’s practically a walking encyclopedia.”

and they didn’t believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didn’t listen.

their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.

their hubris led to their humiliation.

they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.

this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, “oh you’re a fan? prove it” only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.

this was the opponent btw:

[honestlydontno]

☆*:.｡.Aduce being dumbasses.｡.:*☆

[fiendishfables]

I am wholeheartedly convinced that Lucifer struggles daily to fight the voices-

[updatingranboo]

the genloss acc tweeted a few days ago!

[moroniccats]

I need more people to be losing their minds over Watson’s white silk tux.

DO YOU SEE THIS? HE IS SERVING!!!!