#ya girl is touch starved af

[bass-alien]

in the mood to be drowned in kisses

[lilbabychilton]

There's a thunderstorm rn and I legit just wanna cuddle someone while we listen to it, then make pancakes for breakfast

[ultraviolet-phantom]

i’m a fucking mess rn

[simeonisalesbian]

After seeing lady demon asks my pan heart just 💥, can I get some general relationship head cannons with these wholesome ladies? I love your interpretation of them

God I'm so fuckin soft for the demon ladies honestly.

Lucifer:

shes very work oriented so you will have to actively work to get her attention.

It's not that she's forgotten you or anything, she's just so use to focusing solely on work

She'll grumble for a second complaining that she has work that needs to get done when you try to pull her away but willingly relaxes as soon as she is out of her office.

She does at least attempt to plan dates for the both of you however when you're working for the prince of the devildom and have 7 siblings stuff happens

Will continuously apologize to you feeling she's not caring for you enough when she has to cancel because beel ate all the food that was for the next few days or when Mammon sells of Levi's stuff causing a full out war within the house

Just reassure her that you understand and you still live her. Family is very important after all.

Also her pride won't let her admit it but she would very much like to be the little spoon every once and a while.

Please hold her so she doesn't have to worry about carrying the weight of everything for a while.

Mammon:

shes clingy af. If she doesn't have anything planned she'll just follow you around like a lost puppy

She'll back of If u need space of course but she will be pouting about it a bit.

Give her shiny rocks. Girls love rocks.

hell give her anything and she will willingly lay down her life for yours.

She'll also end up gifting you various little chrams and stuff whenever she has the cash either saying "it was a 2 for 1 sale so i got us a matching set see?" Or "it just remindedof ya. Not that im thinking of you all the time or anythin"

please please please go on late night drives with her. She doesn't even care where really she just wants to be alone with u for a bit.

This being said she really loves going to the Drive-Ins with you(plus they're usally cheaper than actual movie theaters. And you can sneak in your own snacks easier)

Leviathan:

Look if you don't watch her gaming streams are you really even dating lmao

jk but she would really like it if you'd at least check them out from time to time.

Let her info dump for hours and you'll have a happy demon in your hands.

She's really touch starved but to scared to initiate and sort of physical contact so you'll have to take a bit of initiative

actually if if doesn't have to do with gaming or anime she'd prefer if you took the reins. Her confidence is shitty and she doesn't want to mess anything up around you 🥺👉👈

She really prefers to stay in her room with you all the time but totally understands that you want to go out and about

Suggests aquarium dates after you been together for a while and beach dates for when the weather is warmer.

she would also die if you offered to do couple cosplays with her.

Satan:

She's is the type to judge you based on if you pass a cats vibe check.

So the way to her heart is through her cats that she's snuck in. Befriend them and Satan will love you forever

Another one who will info dump on you but will do it with books that you've read or expressed an interest in. She wants you to take part in the conversation as well of course.

will give you romance novels just to see which tropes you like best. If she acts on some of these tropes well that's just purely coincidental

Cat👏Cafe👏Dates👏 she really just wants to go. Seeing you covered in cats would be the best thin in all. The three realms.

Study dates are another go to. However she does expect you to to actually study. She'll find a way to make it fun though, don't worry.

Asmodeus:

she loves to watch romcoms with you simply to find silly date ideas

she loves to hold onto your arm and call herself your arm candy.

Spa/ self-care days are a must. Any time either of you are even the slightest bit stressed she insists upon a relaxation day.

Will buy outfit that will look good on both of you saying "Your the only one who can't match my beauty darling!"

She'll beg you to go out to parties with you but won't force you if you're uncomfortable with it. She just wants to show off her SO 💖

If you don't see her until after RAD classes or something she will come to you room telling you about her day and any drama she caught up on.

Will pull the "aren’t you forgetting something?" Anytime you try to leave the house without a hug or kiss from her.

Her devilgram will become filled with pictures of you two doing various things with sweet cheesey captions

Beelzebub:

She's not very good at expressing how much she loves you but she does try.

She'll always give you a bit of what ever foods she ordered, smiling brightly always saying "it's good right?"

she's pretty quite but she's really good at listening. So if you just barely hint at wanting something you will have it asap.

she also really cares about her family so if you're both out shopping occasionally she'll pick up something saying how one of her siblings would like it.

She does the same thing with you though so don't worry too much about it. She just has a heart the size of her stomach and wants everyone to be happy 😊

she prefers it when you both work together to plan dates simply because if it was up to her she would pick on food only.

so you both split the planning up. You pick the activity for the date and beel can pick the meals.

She always can spot you in the bleachers from the field during her sport events. She'll always wave to you too whenever she has the chance.

Belphegor:

She's also really clingy. But takes it to a whole and literally clings to you like a baby koala.

She does try to stay more awake when she's around you. As much as she loves seeing you in her dreams, she loves seeing you when she's awake more.

She enjoys picking tiny petty fights with you over little things like which color is better or which constellations are the best.

They rarely ever escalate but if they do she does back pedal imedally letting you have the win. She just likes the playfully banter she doesn't actually want to fight.

she rarely ever plans a date unless it's a special occasion. She always picks a nice scenic place that you can watch the sunset or just stargaze.

The two of you have matching plushies and she carries hers around with her cow pillow.

[uwuwriting]

How would the Todorokis be with their s/o?? Like Natsuo, Fuyumi, Shouto and Touya/Dabi??

I really believe that there should be a spin off called ‘Keeping up with the Todorokis’ where each one of them brings home their s/o and shit hits the fan. I love this prompt and I love ya. 💖💖💖

P.S It’s 4 am and I can’t sleep so please excuse any typos or grammatical mistakes. I’m in a daze. Enjoy.

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Natsuo Todoroki 

-He met you at a convention.

-He was in his second year of university and he decided to attend one of those medical conventions, to feel more like a doctor.

-You bumped into him as you were entering the conference room and being as smooth as always, he asked you to sit with him.

-After that your friendship blossomed.

-You found out that you were actually in the same university but in different classes and that’s why you didn’t know each other.

-Being in the same campus helped a lot with the development of the relationship.

-It didn’t take long for him to fall head over heels in love with you. 

-He realized just how in love he was with you after a particular brutal confrontation with his father.

-He had been so angry and desperate for comfort that his body responded by itself and led him to your door.

-You of course helped him as best you could, making him some tea and quickly fixing him up with something to eat.

-You could see his anger as it radiated off of him.

-Also the temperature dropped so...yeah.

-You didn’t push him to talk, opting to stay silent and allow him to talk when he felt like it. 

-And it worked.

-He opened up to you, letting everything go.

-About his past, about Touya, about his father and eventually how much he wants to just hold but is afraid that he’ll just be like him inn the end. 

-He is terrified at the possibility of him hurting you like his father did his mother and making you miserable. 

-He told you that he truly loved you.

-You were in tears at that point.

-His past accompanied by his confession was just too much for you to handle.

-You jumped into his arms, wrapping him into one of the tightest hugs he had ever experienced and you just sobbed. 

-You said you loved him too and that he was one of the loveliest and sweetest people you had ever met, he could never be like his father.

-Of course at some point he started crying as well and you two became two sobbing messes on the floor of your apartment. 

-Your relationship was like a fever dream. 

-Natsuo is a fun guy but he’s also one of the most crackheaded people on this earth. 

-One minute you’re being smothered with kisses and the next you are being manhandled to the floor in an attempt to get the TV remote. 

-It’s...it’s a fever dream. 

-He likes showing his goofy self to you and making you question his intelligence. 

-I mean how could one person be an astounding medical student while challenging you that he could fit more marshmallows in his mouth than you?!

-He values his family even if it links with his father’s abuse. 

-So expect to meet Rei and Shouto after your one year anniversary or so.

-Fuyumi is the first family member you meet and that’s completely an accident.

-You were over at Natsuo’s and she came to drop off some food because he can’t cook for shit and she saw you.

-All the Todoroki’s adore you. 

-And when I say all I mean all.

-Even fireball man.

-He doesn’t really like you at the beginning because YoUr qUIrK iSn’T gOoD enOUgH, but later he warms up to you and is actually excited for your visits.

-Shouto claims that you make incredible soba so he automatically worships you.

-Lowkey had a mini crush on you but it lasted for like a week and then he got infatuated with his s/o so you were long forgotten.

-Rei loves you because Natsuo loves you and because you are literally a ray of sunshine. 

-Dabi....he takes his time because being in contact with his family after so many years is weird and seeing them slowly building their own families is even weirder, so you get the point. 

-All in all, they can’t wait until they get to call you an official Todoroki. 

Fuyumi Todoroki

-MY GIRL IS A LESBIAN.

-Change my mind....see you can’t. 

-She’s the shy one of the Todoroki group and it shows. 

-You have to do the first move and every move for that matter. 

-You two met when you were dropping off your nephew off at his school because you are a responsible AUNT!!

-You almost left without him tbh.

-You were being led to the class by him because you had lost every sense of direction.

-Once inside the class you were greeted with 17 pair of eyes on you which later changed to squeals of excitement. 

-Kids are weird okay... they get excited from the tiniest of changes and seeing a new face in the class had them ECSTATIC. 

-They asked you question after question and you were slowly suffocating by a particular kid having wrapped his arms around your middle and squeezing, until a soft voice was heard from behind you. 

- “Kids go to your seats please, and Daichi please let go of the lady.”

- “But she’s so pretty.”

-It took some time to get him off of you, mainly because you weren’t helping.

-You were to busy being in a daze as you looked at Fuyumi.

-She apologized about their behavior and asked if you were okay. 

-You, trying to be smooth, said you were fine and asked for her name. 

-She answered with a smile and you started talking until a cry was heard from inside the class and she had to leave. 

- “I hope to see you around, Todoroki-chan.” you said with a wink and left.

-She was blushing like crazy and barely mustered a ‘goodbye’ before hurrying into the classroom.

-After that you would regularly drop your nephew off only for a chance to see her again. 

-Finally, after many attempts, you mustered up the courage to ask her out and were taken aback by her excited squeal of approval. 

-Your relationship could be described as the definition of softness. 

-Fuyumi is a soft person and prefers tranquility over anything else, so that translates to a relationship argument free and just a ton of fluffy dates and cuddle sessions. 

-You’re relatively protective over her, especially after she shares her past with you, and become a literal watchdog every time Endeavor is in the proximity. 

-You click with Natsuo mainly because you have your crack moments and he can’t help but vibe with you.

-She’s super understanding and knows when work has been especially hard on you.

-She will make some tea and give you a massage, followed by a mini make out session and maybe some steamy times. 

-She introduces you to her mother only after you two have exchanged ‘I love you’s because that’s when she knows that you are serious with her.

-Rei A D O R E S you.

-She lights up when she sees you with Fuyumi. 

-Shouto is a little more closed off so you’ll have to try and get him to really like you. 

-With some help from Natsuo’s s/o you’ll be on his good side in no time. 

-Endeavor was from the first people to meet you mainly because you were visiting Fuyumi at their house frequently and he didn’t like you. 

-You two could become feral if Fuyumi didn’t intervene. 

-Eventually he warmed up to you.....because Fuyumi was marrying you so he didn’t really have a choice. 

-After he realized the importance of family he started having the mindset that if his children were happy he was happy.

-And you made Fuyumi happy.

-Still salty over your nonexistent/normal quirk though.

Shouto Todoroki

-You were in the same class.

-And he found you beautiful since day one.

-So it was kinda inevitable.

-Like come on, you were perfect to him.

-You were beautiful, smart, caring and super strong.

-He fell head over heels after he fought you at the sports festival. 

-He spoke to Midoriya about this weird feeling he was feeling in his chest and he diagnosed him with love.

-Okay, Shouto has no idea what to do.

-His perception of love was obliterated by his dad and his mom wasn’t in his reach for advice. 

-Fuyumi was an option but he didn’t really feel comfortable. 

-So what did he do?

-He googled it.

-He googled how to flirt and how to make a girl like you.

-And you can imagine the results. 

-Kaminari level flirting.

-Thankfully you found his attempts cute and finally comforted him about the whole flirting thing, asking him if he liked you. 

-He said yes, you know, bluntly and asked you out.

-Your relationship was awkward at first because he had no idea what he was doing and you didn’t want to overstep and make him uncomfortable. 

-After some time, and many kisses and reassuring later, he relax and let himself go.

-TOUCH STARVED BABY BOY!

-He’s clingy af and if he traps you in his arms, he won’t let go.

-You’re his now.

-End of story.

-You help him cope with his trauma and encourage him to reach out to his mom and siblings.

-You become his shoulder to cry on/ rant about his father and you are there for him for everything. 

-During the Nomu incident with his father, he was really shaken and that’s when he said ‘I love you’ for the first time. 

-You were in his dorm room, him having his head in his hands as his breaths became labored.

-You didn’t say anything, instead opted to massage his back and just envelope him in a loose hug.

-Everything he felt for his father, the hatred and the anger, had momentarily disappeared and had been replaced by dread for his safety. 

-He had destroyed his mother and their family, but he was still part of him. 

-Shouto stayed there, in your arms, and just contemplated about his feelings towards everyone, not just his father. 

-And that’s when he realizes that he loves you.

-And he just blurts it out. 

-You are taken aback to say the least, but you still return his sentiment. 

-He decides to introduce you to his family after that.

-First stop is Rei, who loves you.

-Seeing her Shouto looking at someone like that, with so much love in his eyes, is addicting and she couldn’t be happier. 

-Next stop, Fuyumi and Natsuo.

-You go out on a triple date and things are hectic. 

-Chaotic energy overload.

-But everything works out and the all of them end falling in love with you.

-Endeavor, tolerates you because of your quirk.

-Not that you care.

-Shouto keeps you away from him anyways. 

-A wholesome boyfriend.

-Husband material right here.

Dabi/Touya Todoroki

-Burn me you flaming ball of daddy issues.

-Friends with benefits. 

-That’s how it all started. 

-Just some fun nights, shared between two partners in crime before returning to murdering people.

-The thing is that, in order to make Dabi fall in love you have to do something crazy af.

-You two were on a mission to spy on Overhauls rookies, when someone spotted you.

-He was about to shoot one of those quirk erasing darts right on Dabi’s back when you pushed him out of the way, getting your quirk erased and hitting your head because of your unceremonious landing. 

-You have never seen one (1) Dabi roast 20+ people faster before. 

-Your whole body felt stiff and heavy, making even the slightest of movements a challenge. 

-Dabi was on his knees in no time, calling your name like a mad man and trying to keep you conscious. 

-He scooped you up in his arms, cold sweat running down his spine as he watched you fall in and out of consciousness.

-Even after you closed your eyes, you could here him faintly calling out to you, spewing nonsense just to stir a reaction.  

-Once at the hide out, he almost roundhoused Shigaraki’s ass because he got in his way, he rushed over to the new healer of their group. 

-After being told that you were going to make it, he disappeared for a week. 

-You woke up and he wasn’t there, which kinda hurt.

-Okay, you may or may not have feelings for him for some time now, but of course you won’t say anything..

-You will scare him off.

-Little did you know though that Dabi was getting himself wasted in an attempt to drown his feelings for you. 

-His plan failed and he decoded to confront you about it.

-Get it out of the way. 

-He came back and dragged you out of the hideout and aggressively confessed to you. 

-You two are now exclusive.

-Congrats!

-Things are really chill.

-He worries when you go on missions by yourself, especially after seeing you like hurt after that Overhaul mission.

-Cuddles with him are based on his mood.

-If he doesn’t really want to cuddle, he won’t .

-You can’t change that no matter what.

-You are the only one who knows about his backstory and his family.

-After being together for a long time you encourage him to reach out to his siblings or his mom.

-His dad is a no no from both of you.

-And eventually he actually does.

-He introduces you to them and they have to warm up to the both of you.

-Because having your until recently deceased brother introduce his s/o to you is kinda....overwhelming. 

-In the end, they are happy to have their brother back.

-And seeing so happy and trusting with another person, had them warm.

-Dabi deserves love.

-Poor baby suffers and he doesn’t deserve it.

[tiffdawg]

ok, i’m back with my R rated din thoughts since you invited them. i am soooo so sorry if this is too explicit… it feels like i’m sexually harassing you by sending this so please feel free to not read it 💀 so it was funny how you said let him put his head in your lap because that’s one of my fantasies. like you said he’s so touch starved and i think terrified of having an emotional connection to anyone. but i think once he knows he can trust you, he’d let his guard down and one day you could convince him to sleep in your lap. ya know, because he has the worst bed situation ever, and you’re soft and warm, plus when he relents and lays down you play with his hair and run your nails against his skin giving him goosebumps. your shirt rides up while he sleeps and the feeling of his breath against you gets you worked up even though you feel guilty since he’s just sleeping. when he’s trapped in that space between sleep and waking, he’d forget about his self imposed boundaries or his shyness and just sleepily nuzzle into your bare skin, inhaling your scent deeply. it’s something he’s never smelled before but he’s instantly addicted. you can feel his hot breath and the pressure of his nose against your clit and your whimper wakes him all the way up. his hands are at the waistband of your leggings, asking silent permission, and you push them down for him. then he just buries his face in your pussy. ok, he’s not technically skilled (he’s never taken the helmet off for anyone before!) but his enthusiasm makes him the best you’ve ever had… he’s straight up intoxicated by the scent, the taste, the feeling of his stubble scraping against your soft skin, and you can feel him grinding into the blanket you two are laying on, chasing the friction that he’s never been so desperate for in his life. you fall apart twice before you have to drag him unwillingly away from you since you’re too sensitive. you pull him up to your face and he kisses you with the same fervor he went down on you with. when he slides into you, stretching you deliciously, he lets out a moan... the loudest sound you’ve ever heard him make, and he starts whispering praises to you in between desperately kissing you. he works one hand up your shirt to play with your nipples and the stimulation throws you over the edge again. being able to feel it this time makes din quickly follow, much sooner than he had planned, emptying himself into you like every daydream and fantasy he’s had since he’s met you. and then collapses on top of you as you both try to catch your breath. all he can think about is how he wants to spend the rest of his life with you and his son, and he thinks maybe what just happened means you might want that too. it’s a connection he’s never even dared to hope for before and now suddenly it feels not only within reach but real. i am so sorry for how long this is omg i’ll see myself to horny jail now

JK JK ANON THIS IS A WHOLE ASS FIC. I LOVE IT HERE.

Ngl you had me in the first half. I was like this is the softest shit ever what are they taking about? Then I died 💀

I believe, deep in my soul, that Din Djarin is inexperienced af but 100% makes up for it with his ~enthusiasm~

So uhg... when’s the fic gonna drop? And can a girl get a tag? 😂

[karaslluthor]

supercorp fanfic masterpost pt.2

this has been in my drafts for over a year so here ya go and hasn't been updated since then but if u haven't read these then ur welcome. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

its literally a big ass list jsyk and i did all the tumblr tags back then so idk if they are still the same users but hopefully lmao. 

original part 1 is here boysss

MULTI FICS

somewhere i have never travelled (http://archiveofourown.org/works/9268886/chapters/21008012)

kara and lena visit all different places lenas lived and then they find a home together and its super cute and fluffy I cry

Paranoia Incarnated - @justmickeyfornow

mickey is my fucking supercorp spiritual guider with the best fucking fic and ive read it about 322934 times and still is sooo good. Also the whole heartbeat thing KILLS me. SO MUCH ANGST but literally its worth the death u go through trust me

Transcendent Interactions 

Kara and lena share this bond thing from birth and can feel each others emotions and they finally meet and its so great like im actually fucking in love with this fic and kara gets herself off all the time thinking lena doesn’t know idk just read it u wont regret I stg

Closer and Closer (Until We Collide) - @hallow777 

Im a slut for bed sharing tropes and this is so CUTE like lenas all freaking out because she keeps waking up cuddling kara and alex is oblivious to everything and its just soooo good

So, This Happened?

Drunk kara leaves drunk alex for a more suitable cuddle buddy aka lena lesbian luthor and lena sleeps in a supergirl t shirt bc of course

Sojourn 

Holy mother of fuck as if this fic didn’t absolutely ruin my fucking life??? Lena has to go to London for a month so she invites kara to come with her and lena has a gay awakening and realises shes in love with kara and its SO FUCKING GOOD

just one wrong move (baby, baby)

lena is having karas baby from this alien tech accidentally! And lena is so loved and its so cute like honestly and obviously they fall in love bc duh

hold me, my dear (and don't let go)

kara is a professional cuddler and lena hires her services bc shes a sad touch starved young lady and deserves to have some hugs in her life hello fluff my old friend discovering the moon 

alex and lena brotp and holy fuck does it deliver!!!! Alex is like a wingwoman we all need and kara and lena just need to communicate tbh but AMAZING

Focus on Something You Love, and Breathe

Lex is a little shit as always and wants to kill lena bc he thinks shes in love with supergirl (which she is) so kara says she can stay with her and obviously the angst is juicy and ruined my life. So. Good. Read. It.

Offstage 

College theatre au but like literally one of the best college aus ive ever read!!!! Lenas just a big lesbian and karas confused and they bang secretly and its glorious

it's a boy!

lena takes in a super powered alien baby that falls from the sky and gets a weird neighbor in the form of kara danvers and theres not many chapters yet so im not sure whats happening with kara yet but im super excited for this!!!

Break My Fall 

Kara dates monel but kisses lena as supergirl and its angsty and smutty and all round a good fucking time

carefulness can be damned 

Post 3x7, literally smut with some plot need I say more??

A Foolish Wit - @seabiscuits-us​

if you haven’t read seabiscuits fics are you even a supercorp fan?? Lena needs a husband and Clark Danvers is positively charming and also actually disguised as a man, I mean.. quality content

In My Veins

im soooo excited for this fic because the lena/alex brotp is written so well!!! Basically lena and alex become really good friends bc they both deal with their issues by drinking obvs and kara thinks they are secretly dating and gets upset and im SO READY FOR THIS ANGST

Would You Catch Me If I Fall For You ('Cause I'm falling) 

This is absolutely amazing and so captivating and I was honestly on edge the whole time kudos to the author!!!!! Kara goes back in time to warn lena about her dying on the venture and lena falls in love with her but she disappears and then when real kara and lena meet, kara doesn’t remember knowing lena and ughsalkdhsla its so good.

We Need a New Song

Oh my good golly gosh this fic ruined my life. Ballet au that has barely any ballet and an abundance of GAY and I had to take a moment after reading this to collect myself tbh

and stick it into someone else's heart 

Rhea infected lenas boobs in a cage dress with some weird alien stuff and her and kara have to bang or THEY’LL DIE pretty much but they love each other

The Laws of Fate 

soulmate au where everyone has a red string and lenas points to the sky and shes confused af but it’s a gay slow burn and the angst is good for ur soul

My Sun 

Lena gets into a car accident and kara thinks she died but lex is a maniac and wants lenas help and fdjsaklfs it’s a rollercoaster let me tell you

Mercy on Me 

lena falls under black mercy and in order to bring her back karas has to break her poor little gay heart bc lena thinks her and kara are in looooove AWWW heart shatters

Be your own Hero 

Collection of supercorp one shots!!!!!! Quality content lemme tell yaaaa

pick a blossom and hold it to your breast (honey, you know that’s my love bursting loud from inside) 

kara and lena rely on their late night phone calls with each other and get the feels and go on a date and they are just cute adorable dorks that are nervous  

your voice is pretty, baby (but i’d rather have your pretty skin instead) 

part 2 of pick a blossom ^^^ still adorably cute and a smut chapter I mean come on, treat yoself

Firsts 

kara and lenas first told in the cutest wayyyyyyyy

Whispers 

lena works with lillian to save supergirl and its oh so angsty and kara always believes her girl bc that’s canon

My personal Santa in heels 

Kara loves Christmas almost as much as she loves lena, almost

Timer 

Soulmate AU where everyone can have a device installed to tell them the time until they meet their soulmate, kara and lena love each other but kara cant have a timer installed obvs kryptonian skin and its so cute and soft and angsty

The Fatal Flaw 

Super cool and different fic and keen to see more chapters from this!! Kara doesn’t have her powers (yet) and she meets lena at a party at college and then clark tells her shes actually an alien ooooo im keen

Stay the night 

Lena inherits the national city womens basketball team and star player kara danvers is a muscly babe and they try not to fall in love BUT ITS JUST TOO HARD BECAUSE THEY ARE SOULMATES also I love jack in this such a wingman

1865 

MATTTTTTTTEEEE lena is the daughter of the governor and shes a little rebel. She falls in love with kara but her family has arranged her marriage to monel BUT LIKE THEY JUST LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH btw they are aliens but like in 1865 so cool. Pls update I love this so much

All Our Bodies in the Grass - @seabiscuits-us​

fuckkkkk this fic honestly, amish au and lena knows nothing but kara is down to help her out while also sharing lovely girl mags ;)

B.F.F.W.E.B

Kara and lena are friends with benefits but feels get involveddddd, lenas a useless lesbian

All the little lies 

Kara comes to earth and falls in love with lena but she has to go back to krypton and breaks lenas heart in the process, but she comes back and its only been like 7 months but its been like 3 years for lena!!! (I cant remember exact dates don’t judge me)

half melted m&m's 

lena needs a fake wife to stay in the country so kara is ever so helpful and agrees to be her wife, oh I do love a fake wife trope and this delivers!!!!

The Wrong Superhero 

Lena gets saved by batwoman and supergirl thinks she is super jealous because of superhero-related reasons but shes just in love with lena

We'll Take on the World 

College au, just useless fools in love that need to communicate and make out more

And they call me from beyond the stars 

Omg I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH ok so kara is a ghost (still from krypton and stuff) but no one can see her except lena so lena works on trying to get her back into the physical plane of existence so she can find alex but they FIND LOVE WITH ONE ANOTHER oh my god so angsty let me tell ya be warned

Wait for me to come home 

https://lostariels.tumblr.com/

idk where to even start on this fic honestly, im pretty sure most people have read this bc it’s a rite of passage but fuck it gets me everytime!!!! Army au and there is so much angst and I love it

An Unexpected Surprise 

supercorp baby au!!! Kara and lena bang and kara ends up preggers. Iconic  

Days in a Lifetime 

Kara and lena grow up together, massive slowburn but worth the wait!!!!! ACTUALLY GO AND READ ALL OF STENS BECAUSE I JUST REALISED HOW MANY I PUT IN HERE AND THEY ARE ALL FUCKING GREAT

Do you wanna (like you know I do) - @seabiscuits-us​

another seabiscuit, I couldn’t not put this in!!! CAPE COD and sharing of bunk beds!!! Pls update this my soul is withering away

Purple and Black are my Favorite Colours 

Kara gets in contact with kryptonite that makes her gp! And her and lena b a n g    

ONE SHOTS

danishes and other sweet treats 

oh my fuck this is so cute and its like a long one shot so I mean get on it because kara and lena go to a conference and share a hotel room need I say more  

Sun Kissed 

Kara takes lena on a roadtrip to the science museum for her birthday and my good golly gosh its so cute I could ascend to heaven

Only Human 

A one shot with two chapters in different POV but lenas jealous of monel and then supercorp bang and its all angsty and lena protects kara and tbh they need to communicate but happy endings and love all round

The Right Thing 

Lena freaks out because lex knows her and supergirl are dating and does the most dramatic thing (of course) by distancing herself from kara and did I say angst???/ also I cried multiple times in this

funny how the stars crossed right 

Kara and lena keep meeting at parties and have super dorky costumes and fall in love (literally love anything written by you btw, im going to go ahead and say I would have all yours bookmarked so everyone just check them ALL out)

Accidental Text

kara accidentally sends a love confession to lena and its short and cute!      

Unspoken Promises

supergirl and reign battle and lena finds out about kara being supergirl and supercorp are just obliviously in love

Green (Kara loves it and hates it in equal measure)

Im a sucker for a jealous trope and boy does this deliverrrr. Karas hella jealous of lena having other friends but realises its because shes super in love with her

Crush

Karas jealous because lena is flirting with supergirl but lena knows kara is supergirl so shes actually flirting with kara, nice!

My Donuts

Karas really jealous of sam and lena spending heaps of time together and then kara walks in on them having donuts and she fucking loses it because its their thing duh.

when we get there 

Lena invites kara to her beach house to chill and they obvs fall in love because they are cute af

Have a Break 

Lena is determined to work out how to use a vending machine to get kara her candy and kara and winn are watching it all unfold via cameras in catco, basically lena vs. the machine (himym singing voice)

Self doubt and comforting talks 

Drunk kara, comforting lena fluff and adorableness

Shopping carts and a beautiful girl 

Kara crashes into lenas car in a shopping cart and they go on a date and its SO CUTE

Distractions 

lenas oblivious to kara being supergirl even though kara slips up all the time!!! #nicehalloweencostumekara

Lip Bites & Long Gazes 

lenas a big gay flirt and kara gets frustrated and flustered and calls her out and they make out

Off the Record 

kara spots lena at a gay club and they dance and make out *lizzie mcguire voice this is what dreams are made of*

Not so secret 

the superfriends take a weekend away and kara and lena bang pretty much smut but its cute

come be my lover, be my getaway car 

How many amazing tropes can you fit into one fic (aka the fic that made me lose my fucking mind oh my god its so good, had it include)

A one time thing

Kara and lena end up banging in a motel and kara has an internal meltdown its great

This is Home 

Listen here, this is the most adorable thing my two eyes have ever witnessed. Lena doesn’t really have a home kara the sweet soul she assists her in finding a home with her (aka its kara, kara is her home get it)

Her Biggest Fan 

lena is apart of the supergirl fandom, aka shes me

Drunk Puppy

kara being a drunk gay mess wanting to hunt seashells with lena

Act Natural

kara and lena have hickies and try to hide them on a beach trip with the gang  

Like a date, date 

kara asks lena on a date and lena has a gay panic attack pretty much

Datable 

everyone thinks kara and lena are dating so they just start dating? Amazing

Stop following me, creep 

Please clarify 

Lena tries to tell kara she loves her and wants to date but karas an alien and just doesn’t get it, so cuteeeee

Fate is Written in the Ink (part 1) 

Fate is Written in the Ink (part 2)

Soulmate au!!!! Any ink on your skin appears on your soulmates and omg its so cute like kara draws all this art on herself and lena gets to see it too!!!!!

Muddle my heart (then add a dash of lime) 

Kara keeps going to the bar because punk/bartender Lena is a babe and she has a big lesbian crush on her

be hopeful, don't get broken (stay caught up in the moment) 

angsty dog au and I mean PUPPIEs and SUPERCORP need I say more?

The makings of a family 

Clark is the one who arrives after being stuck in the phantom zone and kara has to look after him and lena helps her out and wow new baby for supercorp

Let Your Guard Down 

Lena in a DEO uniform sparring with kara and its so angsty because lenas mad at kara for not telling her the supergirl secret and then they bang and did I already mention lena in a DEO uniform???  

Do you not like the service here?

Thirsty kara and waitress lena, lenas jealous of alex l o l

here is where time is on our side (part 1) 

our corner of the universe (part 2) 

long oneshot but fuck me its so good. Post daxamite invasion/mon-el coming back and both are healing from everything and go on a roadtrip just wherever the map takes them and oh my fuck its so cute and everything u want in a fic. Part two is the follow up

The Uncanny Valley 

cadmus replaces real lena with a robot version and kara didn’t know but then kara finds lena and its cute  

put these battered bones to rest 

soulmate au (you should know by now im a sucker for a good soulmate au), lena has a foreign name on her hip (its kara btw)

pain

another soulmate au hhehehe soulmates feel each others pain obvs both these babies have a lot of paiiiiiin in their lives

Love is Garbage 

Literally a garbage truck au, im not even going to say more

i know you're out there somewhere waiting (i know the stars can hear us praying) 

Whats this??? Another soulmate au!!! Classic lover one arm, enemy on the other, honestly lena deserves more and just waits for kara to love her and I love this fic, also they help sam!!  

Monster in the Mirror 

Supercorp reveal in the middle of the lena/edge poisoning children episode oooooooh so angsty but happy love ending

Safety 

Supercorp first ever sleepover!!! This is so cute stop

Please Clarify 

Lena tries to ask kara out in every single way possible and kara is an oblivious alien

love is a flower, you gotta let it grow 

Unrequited love makes u grow flower petals in your lungs but when ur love is returned it clears up, this was dope and I love ur work

where our hands hurt from healing - @seabiscuits-us​

its seabiscuit do I need to say more?????? I will tho. Alex and lena match on tinder and become besties and I live for alex/lena brotp so….

blessed be (the mystery of love) - @seabiscuits-us​ 

*dj Khaled voice* ANOTHER ONE, look I love every single fic this one does not disappoint and nothing like a good light hearted first date fisting hahahahahaha

The Luthor and the Super That Saved the World 

Fit it fic for the season three finale where there is more supercorp and less shit writing, LOVE STENS WORK

Kara Danvers and the Brown Belt of Lesbianism 

Karas gay brown belt that she always wears that makes her look like a big ol lesbian drives lena mental bc she so gay

SIN

ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING BY JAZZFORDSHIRE IM NOT FUCKING JOKING LET YOURSELF FALL INTO THIS SMUTFEST AND LIVE UR BEST FUCKING LIFE AND IF YOU HAVENT READ THE CAMPING AU UR NOT EVEN A SUPERCORP STAN

Pleasure 

like sweat dripping down our dirty laundry 

What Happens in the K Room Doesn't Stay in the K Room 

green-eyed monster

Kara shows Lena what makes her Super 

Supergirl, Kara, and a Luthor walk into a bar... 

Late Night Heroics 

Good Vibrations 

Two Lena Luthors and a blonde walk into a bedroom... 

Her perfect match 

Girls' Night 

Happy Halloween, Supergirl 

What She Wants 

make the rules then break them 

an animal within an animal 

THE WILDEST THING IVE EVER READ, STRAP THE FUCK IN (youll understand my pun when you’ve read it)

[this-broken-band-girl]

10-15!!!! 💝💝💝💝

hello lovely!!! 💜💜

10. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

yes lmao which is a blessing and a curse. blessing bc i can compartmentalize like a mf but curse bc my friends will be like “are you mad at me?” And im like 🥺🥺 no!! never!! i love you!!

11. Are you listening to music right now?

YES im always listening to music rn “psycho killer” by the talking heads is playing

12. What is something you want right now?

Honestly??? a nap. ya girl is tired 24/7 😅

13. How do you feel right now?

besides being tired? lol not too bad actually 😊

14. When was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

like yesterday? but it was my brother. someone im not related to??? fUCKING FOREVER im touch starved af

15. Personality description

Oh boy here we go. to give you an idea, ive been compared to april ludgate (from parks and rec), mr darcy (from pride and prejudice), and lizzie (also pride and prejudice). my clothes range from pop punk trash to sophisticated dark academia so i guess that means im quiet, sarcastic, and will definitely fight someone for u

thanks for the ask 🥰🥰

[sabcrlost-a]

i don't have much to add for sinday bc it's 11 pm and i'm tired BUT ya girl bo-katan is ✨touch starved✨ af

[animay-be]

Bungo Stray Dogs

Synopsis: For weeks, Atsushi Nakajima's orphanage has been plagued by a mystical tiger that only he seems to be aware of. Suspected to be behind the strange incidents, the 18-year-old is abruptly kicked out of the orphanage and left hungry, homeless, and wandering through the city.

While starving on a riverbank, Atsushi saves a rather eccentric man named Osamu Dazai from drowning. Whimsical suicide enthusiast and supernatural detective, Dazai has been investigating the same tiger that has been terrorizing the boy. Together with Dazai's partner Doppo Kunikida, they solve the mystery, but its resolution leaves Atsushi in a tight spot. As various odd events take place, Atsushi is coerced into joining their firm of supernatural investigators, taking on unusual cases the police cannot handle, alongside his numerous enigmatic co-workers.

My Thoughts?: Ya girl? A huge fan. I've started watching this a few times, and always seemed to stop around the same spot. However, this anime? 100% worth completing! It's a very odd one in a way, because it very touching but also in a sense kinda dark? Like, death, murder and mild carnage is prevalent throughout the series, but like, it's not a huge deal. The characters all have their certain quirks.

This was a very enjoyable anime, I would highly recommend it. I absolutely adored every moment of this series. I also loved they character dynamics in this and how they evolved into new ones!

Seasons one and two were absolutely great! Episode 23 is the best episode by far. However, I did not love the movie. I wouldn't suggest watching it. The series is phenomenal, the movie was a bit all over the place.

Overall, 10/10, would highly recommend this one, the fight scenes are dope af. It got monkey brain points for being gorgeous too. Honestly, it would have been 100/10 if I had to seen that godforsaken movie.

If you liked Hamatora (like especially Hamatora), Darker than Black or K Project then you should watch this!

[streamofconsciousnesshorror-blog]

Bird Box - Steam of Consciousness

Bird Box

I am about to sit and watch this movie. I’ve heard a lot about it and it seems to be the thing to see at the moment. Not sure what I’m going to make of it…

THERE WILL BE SPOILERS (obv)

Oh, Sandra Bullock

She seems nice… not!

“Boy and Girl”??

Aww, they’re cuties.

Oh no, not birds! I don’t want to see animals getting hurt.

So, what if they peek underneath the blindfold? That’s not taking them off…

They can see through them slightly it appears.

Have those kids really got all their belongings in those teeny tiny backpacks?

Oh, where do I know her from? The woman who just came in…

An “Arabian Stud”???

Okay, so Sandra’s character has… issues!

Getting over a break up?

And she’s preggers?

Oh I see, very preggers. lol

Sandra’s had work done, botox!

Euw, see that’s why I never wanted pregnancy — the throwing up!!

OMG, is she doing that to protest the orange velour tracksuit??

Okay, they’re all committing suicide. Here we go.

Damn, Sandra’s face is messed up!! She can’t move it anymore! She’s got no facial expressions!

DAMN, I doubt the unborn baby will survive that crash!

WOAH — actually saw her body getting splattered on that lorry!

This is disturbing.

They see loved ones before they kill themselves it seems.

Impressed so far, it’s really well done. I’m totally using my touch typing skills here, so I don’t have to look away!

You’ve got every stereotype here; murderous, gumpy old man, meathead white dude, hippy white chick, rich old white woman, token black guy, token hispanic looking girl, token Asian guy, got it all covered!

Oh there’s two black guys. lol

Supermarket Charlie. lol

Sandra not looking too good with that pregnancy.

Wondering where these two little kids come into it…

Ffs angry old man, it wasn’t her fault someone went out to try and help her.

Sandra in bed with full make-up on! As you do.

Oh great, is this one of those jumping backwards and forwards in time movies? Hate that.

Okay, her hair’s WAY longer here.

Oh those sweet little birds. Please don’t let them die!!

Oh of course, BIRD BOX!! Duh. I’m slow.

Okay I recognise the angry old man. I just can’t place him. IMDB time!

Nope, I know the name John Malcovic, but I can’t work out what I’ve seen him in.

Oh. Is this one pregnant or just fat?

Oh, pregnant. A friend for Sandra.

She was starving? Really?? K.

Why don’t I know anyone’s names yet?

What the hell are they doing now? Their plan went way over my head. lol

Asian guy is smiley, huh?

What’s Sandra got on her feet??

Just busting some stretches with my ass in the air, seems as good a time as any.

I thought pregnancy made your hair shiny and healthy! Not in this woman’s case.

Oh SHIT, it can be transmitted through a SCREEN!!

Oh dear, Asian guy’s a gonna!

But he didn’t see a relative beforehand, he just saw a black shadow.

“Thought it might be good for us to be close”… no luv, bugger off! lol

Shut UP! This big woman doesn’t stop talking.

WOW, that is some kitchen! #kitchenenvy

Ooookay then! Sex! lol

Sandra and this black guy are hitting it off!

I’m only calling him “black guy” because I literally don’t know any of their names!! Not sure if we’re supposed to or not, but…

Oh, back to the future again.

The length of her hair is making it look like this is YEARS in the future!

Who’s this tubby ginger git!?

Get him girl!!!

What was that about then? He wasn’t trying to kill himself, he was trying to get her blindfold off.

Back to the past — where are these two kids??

“why don’t i go on the first run, and you go on the second run”, she really doesn’t want that chatty pregnant woman around her. lol

Okay, but driving with blacked out windows just using a GPS is committing suicide anyway… may as well just walk out there as you are!

GPS picks up dead bodies apparently! lol

“Its just a speed bump”. Nah, it’s not mate!

All it needs is that thing to smash their windows!

GPS also picks up supernatural beings. Where did they get it from?

THEY ARE NOT SPEED BUMPS!

Okay, they’re there. So now what?

They DO look funny, gotta be honest!

“Jack-fucking-pot” lol

I would grab ALLLL the chocolate!

Hot black dude wants to bang Sandra.

Sandra is trying to smile at you, my dude, she just can’t move her botoxed face very much! Just FYI.

Aww, the birdies.

So get them some damn food and water then. Ugh!

Angry old man is gonna croak it first.

Someone’s knocking — is this the kids? But going by Sandra’s hair they can’t even have been born yet! Or barely.

Nope, it’s some guy.

He’s coming in no matter what.

Oh no, Supermarket Charlie just sacrificed himself!

Well they got back relatively easily.

Sandra’s REALLY got daddy issues!

“The hair is different… he had some” Ooh savage!

Okay, what are the two hippies doing? Ah we have names, Lucy and Felix. Shame they’re just about to die!

Oops, back to the future!

Here are these two cute kids who came from nowhere. They don’t look like twins, so they can’t be both hers or both the big woman’s!

Oh, one of the teeny tiny backpacks is gone!

Just keep worrying about the birds.

Oh it’s windchimes, I thought… never mind.

Did she REALLY think that string would last forever?

Oh shit, kids, get back down!!!

PUT THE BLINDFOLD BACK ON, WOMAN!!!!

So this thing will try to get to them, even if they’re blindfolded.

Nooo, little girl. You’re too adorable to get killed.

Blimey, she’s really rough with those kids. She’s like a drill sergeant!

“Its the end of the world”, may as well stop all the small talk and get on each other then!

Just sayin…

Erm, does he want to feel your baby bump luv? I think he’s more interested in just above or evenjust below that.

Back to the future!

Sandra with the Long Hair.

And back to short hair Sandra again.

Why are they so scared of a new guy coming in, this thing makes people commit suicide, not attack others?

This guy’s British! He must be protected.

British accent with an American twang. lol

Oh okay, so there’s another stage to it, where they’re happy and want everyone to see.

Angry old man has lost it!

OMG, THE OLD WOMAN HAD HER MOMENT!!! lmao

This big woman is SO fucking annoying

Her parents and her husband bought her all the FOOD.

“If something happens to me, I want you to take care of my baby”… perhaps one of the two kids is hers then. Must be both their kids.

Oh, the girl is hers then. The boy is Sandra’s I guess. But why call them Girl and Boy at the beginning?

She’s not very maternal is she? She talks to these kids like they’re annoying adults. lol

Hmm, so who looks? Your kid, or her kid?

What is this shite music?

Big Woman’s about to drop!

Sandra won’t be far behind by the looks of it.

Why does the British guy keep eyeing those sweet birds?

Yep, her waters have broken.

May have to look away if we’re seeing a birth.

WTF? Two screaming women giving birth at the same time?

Yeah, drown them out with music! lol

This British guy is fucking weird. And he can leave those birds alone.

Nice drawings… yeah he’s fucking crazy.

Boy is now born.

WHAT IS BRITISH GUY DOING WITH THOSE BIRDS??

NO, FUCK YOU! PUT THOSE BIRDS DOWN!!!!

OMG!!! He’s pulling the papers off the windows. He’s put the birds in the freezer.

GET THEM TF OUT!

Aww, well done black dude! Sorry he knocked you out.

OH SHIT — HE WANTS THEM ALL TO SEE!

Girl is now born.

Don’t let him near the baby!

“Can I see?” No, fuck off.

Oh no, Big Woman looked. Ugh.

You BASTARD, you made the old lady look!

Well this is a lovely start to life for those newborns. Welcome to the world, little ones.

Angry old man is going to save the day. Come on man, he’s getting closer, shoot him!!!

“Oi!” lol

There ya go, Angry Old Man is dead.

So the “infected” do kill others. At first all they did was commit suicide.

Who just shot who??

Oh phew! British guy is dead.

And now I know where the two kids come from…

Back to the future. And we now know it’s five years ahead.

So both these kids are the same age, but the girl looks younger.

Sandra looks better with long hair.

Oh, did she get it on with the black guy? Why don’t I know his name yet?

More sex! Bet the kids wake up.

Oh no… but we didn’t see anything. Damnit. lol

Damn that guy has an impressive upper body!

So wait, she’s going on the river on the word of some random man on a walkie talkie who said he has a “community”??

And why isn’t he with her? Does he die?

That little girl is sooo sweet. And I don’t even like kids usually.

I still don’t get why Sandra calls these kids “boy” and “girl”! 

Oh chill out Sandra - allow your man to let the kids dream.

EXACTLY, give the poor kids NAMES!!

I don’t like Sandra.

Sandra looks blotchy. 

I might start calling her “Woman”!

Yeah, Boy, Girl and Woman.

Wait are we back in the future again? So they did all go together?

Mmmm, Pop Tarts.

UNCOOKED Pop Tarts??

Oh shit, someone’s turned up.

Ah okay, they split up. I think the black guy’s about to get killed.

SHIT, this guy is a good aim with a blindfold on!

Ah no... he took it off. That’s it.

Aww, the sacrificed himself. 

That’s it for him then... 

WTF, HE SHOT HIMSELF!!!! NOOOOO.

Boy, Girl and Woman are really alone now.

Nice over-acting there Woman.

Very well done considering you can’t move your face.

She’s really shitty to those kids. I don’t like kids and I’d be nicer than that to them, besides they’re cute af.

Right we’re all up to date now with them on the river.

Boy, Girl and the birds to survive. Don’t care about Woman.

That’s a nice fashion statement - cut a hole in your cuff and stick your thumb through it. 

Bitch should be the one to take her blindfold off - THEY ARE LITTLE CHILDREN!!

And they’re out of the boat...

“GIRL, GIRL, GIRL” Ffs, names for them! It’s not that hard.

Aww, just want to take that little dumpling home with me - Girl that is.

Ooh, the entity is trying to get her to take the blindfold off.

Natalie... Emily... Madeline? Still can’t get her name.

Valerie?

Oh well, she’s still Woman to me.

NO, don’t do it Boy!

NO GIRL!!!

“My children”?? Is Sandra having a change of heart?

Girl is scared of Sandra - I don’t blame you sweet thing.

Awww, there she is. I may be tearing up a little...

Someone’s cutting onions in here, that’s all.

Why the hell can’t I make out Woman’s name.

Okay, it’s definitely Valerie.

So what they see is probably dead loved ones, like that woman at the beginning saw her late mother.

You’d think a powerful entity would’ve worked out how to remove blindfolds off potential victims, wouldn’t you.

For God’s sake, stop tripping up, Valerie.

“Just take the children”... follows them straight in!

Why the weird shots, why aren’t we seeing Rick?

Is it Rick Grimes? That’d be weird, huh? lol

OH, THEY’RE BLIND!!!

They’d be the only ones left I guess. And those who didn’t remove their blindfolds.

They’re letting the birds free. Bless.

They survived!!!

Someone’s cutting those onions again...

Boy has the most gorgeous eyes!

Oh bless, Olivia and Tom. 

This is all bit too perfect - when does it go wrong?

No horror movie can end like this...

Tell me there’s more after the credits!!!

Oh my God, what an anticlimax. That was the shittiest ending ever!

Overall I’d give this movie a 6/10. I wasn’t bored stiff, but I was waiting for more to happen and it never did. The end was ridiculously stupid and I now know what people meant when they complained about it. What do you think. Please weigh in with your comments.

[itza-meee]

I'd take either or at this point.. Even just cuddles cuz ya girl is touching starved af..

[badwolf-bakerstreet]

I received one (1) hug and bitch..................ya girl is touch starved af

[wubwubnparmaham]

I just gotta ask!! I mean ur one of my favorite authors and I'm guessing you've been reading a lot of books and fics too, so who is your favorite author and what is your favorite book? :D btw, loved chapter 8!! so much drama xD (although it did break my heart for louis)

Ohhhh yes! Okay. My favourite book hands down is called “Un Lun Dun” by China Miéville. It is an absolute gem! I can’t shake the feeling this post is gonna be long as fuck....we’ll see....

So, as you can see, my copy of this gem has seen better days. I have read this thing back to front and apparently through a hurricane, I love it so very much. 

It is a dystopian (sort of) alternative dimension kind of deal wherein these two tween girls, Zanna and Deeba, accidentally embark on a quest to save the literal planet because after falling through a portal in London, and discovering “Un”London, where everything is topsy turvy as fuck, Zanna is declared “the chosen one” or the Shwazzy, so she’s expected to be this righteous catalyst for change, and she didn’t ask for any of it and nothing makes sense, and Deeba ends up being the badass instead and magical shit happens. 

But this world was so well thought-out. It’s essentially an anthropomorphism of the terrible shit humans do to our planet. Their form of rats is living litter and trash that people throw away in the real London, and the main antagonist is smog. So all the pollution and carbon blahblah seeps through the gutters of London, and ends up in Unlondon as a sentient, gloomy and villainous gas. Tons of cracks at the degradation we inflect on the atmosphere, it’s just woke af. And it was written in 2007, I can only imagine how bad the smog in Unlondon is now haha. 

AND! THE ILLUSTRATIONS?? 

Look at that skin-eating giraffe! Tons and tons of bomb ass illustrations throughout the whole book that pop up to give you a peek at the world and it’s fucking magical. Giraffes tear people’s skin off and wave it in their mouths like a flag, don’t ask me. There are so many layers to this amazing novel, everything is done fucking perfectly, and I could honestly talk about it until I died. I read it when it first came out because my (wow, I’m getting so fucking descriptive) aunt took me to a bookstore so I could have a book for a plane ride i was getting on, and I just picked up the first thing I saw. I didn’t want to read anything, but I also knew I was going to be on a plane soon, so I just grudgingly chose one and by the time I was off that plane, I was well over halfway through and walking into shit in the airport because I could not stop. That was in 7th grade. This book has traveled with me to many different places in my country, and that’s probably why it looks like shit. CHECK. IT. OUT. IF YOU. WOULD LIKE.  HIGHLY RECOMMEND. 

Moving on, my favourite author is hard to choose, because there aren’t many authors that I read entire collections of. Like, I don’t have a shelf full of stephen king or orson scott card or anyone like that, I just have little bits and pieces of people, but there is a series out there (beSIDES Harry Potter because that’s obviously so fucking up there on the list i don’t even need to mention it) that gave me a favourite author without reading anything else outside the series.

And that person is Michael Grant. He’s written a ton of shit, I know, but the Gone series....THE GONE. SERIES. 

Those bitches! 

My fucking god. This man created something that has never gripped me tighter in my life. Every single sentence that he wrote, along with his co-author and wife (how cute) K.A. Applegate, is pure liquid gold. I can’t even fathom what this series did to me throughout high school. I think I found the first one freshman year, around 2008 and 09, and I lived and breathed it so hard. I got sent to detention because I couldn’t stop reading it, got it taken away from me, had so many late reminders for return in the library (even though I worked in there as a TA multiple years in a row and got cut slack because mrs. sloan loved me) i still kept them all way too long. 

LISTEN. 

This fucking story, man. All at once out of nowhere, after a nuclear meltdown from the power plant that miraculously stops, everyone over the age of 15 is GONE. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on, but the adults zap and disappear like fucking magic, and there’s nobody left but kids. They soon find they are stuck in a huge dome that had a i don’t remember how long mile radius around their whole town, but it’s like a coastal beach town MAYBE in Cali but I could be wrong, but this dome impenetrable as fuck, and painful to touch if I recall. 

The adults are all on the other side, and nobody gets what’s happening, but even the military can’t crack through this fucking dome. can’t see through it either. it’s like frosted glass kinda. Anyway, they start to get worried or whatever because some of their birthdays are coming up, and they assume they’ll just pop out of the dome and be okay, like all the other adults and above-15-year-olds did, bUT YOU DON’T. NEWS FLASH, YOU DON’T. two girls on their birthday disappear, but they START SCREAMING FIRST. or something. and uughhkjf panic ensues. 

So, these kids start developing powers. Like mad weird ass powers and mutations the longer they’re stuck in the dome. Weeks, and months pass, alright? They’d eaten up and ransacked all the grocery stores hella long ago, they start eating each other, militias form, there’s giant worms with teeth in all the crops, disease spreads, they have to form a society with rules and shit, but it’s chaos, and when they think they’ve got something down, their resources run out. There’s no electricity soon. It’s all fucked. They’re starving, they’re rabid, they’re changed, some are killers, some are cannibals, some are now official doctors that have to do shit we can’t imagine to save people, and holy fucking shit. Like our protagonists become warriors real fuckin’ quick. 

There’s also a very reasonable reason why all this happened (I’m gonna laugh if you’ve read this series), but I can’t explain it. It gives way too much away. I actually just TRIED vaguely explaining it, and I had to delete everything cuz it was way too telling. 

All in all, it’s a fucking tear-jerker. Characters die like flies, and you can’t get attached to anyone or you’ll choke. Centered (kinda centered, but it really does touch on everyone. Like if you’ve read love endless, yeah, it’s a larry story, but it’s also a harlock, jenner, martin, tanner, azazel blahblah story, you feel me?) so Sam and Astrid centric (the cute lovers that never would have been lovers if it hadn’t been for this disaster because she was like the goody two shoes and sam was street trash, but ya know, circumstances...), and Quinn (the side best friend), and they are FULL OF BADASSERY. HFJKRHFWKLFEW. THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IN THIS STORY, CAN YOU IMAGINE? GAH. I can’t hfeifhrjkdfre. 

AND i DON’T OWN THE SERIES? i DON’T PHYSICALLY OWN THE SERIES, I ONLY MASS CHECKED THEM OUT THE LIBRARY FOR FOUR YEARS STRAIGHT. I NEED THE GIFT SET. ALL. NOW. 

I’m a fucking mess, and none of this makes sense. Terrific. But yeah, just that whole series has irrevocably made Grant my favourite author outside of Rowling and Tolkien. I’d read his fibre supplement poop progress journal, I don’t care. He’s a MASTER. He just takes you in, throws you down in the panic, and MURDERS YOU. Makes you feel starving and desperate just like them, uiiegjkeghgjksfgerf. So good. SO. GOOD. 

i PROMISE YOU I’M DONE, YOU OPENED A CAN OF FUCKING WORMS, GOOD DAY. 

[marisolaris]

Ok, a quick summary of yesterday. Just to document it and if anyone is interested :P

Here are the signatures i could get. John and Nick :D i brought Paper Gods because it’s their last album and they are (still) promoting and touring it so…

This is a video of John when he came back from a quick trip and he took a few minutes to interact with us. (i loved him 💖)

And these are screenshots from a video i took of Nick when he was signing and taking some pictures with fans too 💜 The video is a mess so i’m not uploading it

The experience was amazing, crazy af and the best part of it was sharing it with all the duranies. I met them there, we never talked before and we were like a big family at the end of the day. John Taylor es un sol, the best, a gentleman, the softest puppy, incredibly tall and very very handsome. Now i understand you girls! ^^ 

And now, here comes a little of negativity because i need to write down my feelings. If you want to read it it’s under the cut

To be honest and as i told Isa grumpylikethewolf who messaged me in the minute i gave signs of life, lol, the boys didn’t make anything but hiding from us the whole day. And reading her story about her meeting with them in Brazil made me super excited about going to the hotel. John, god bless him, was the only brave considered gentleman who used the front door to come and go. He took 5 minutes, more than enough! to sign and chat with us and we were really happy! We were super gentle with him, taking care of not yelling, no touching, not scare him. So i was expecting the rest of the boys to do the same. 

Simon and Nick left and came back to the hotel several times but they always used the parking back door and left very fast in their cars. Only Nick did the same as John and stopped for a few seconds to sign and take pics but it was really rushed and messy. At least he did it. He was in his usual mood, very correct and we were happy and contented too. 

But the whole situation was strange. Like they were… scared from us? In a bad mood? I don’t know. I was surprised, i insist, considering their friendly interactions in Brazil. We didn’t get any signs from Roger and i wasn’t surprised about Simon, he just doesn’t like to interact with fans in that way and that’s okay. But Roger!, my sweet Roger, i really wanted to see him!! We hadn’t any news from him. 

Some fans met Anna Erin and Dom in a restaurant near the hotel. They said they were the kindest warmest people in the world, they chatted for hours and asked a lot of questions. Simon Willescroft was around the hotel too and made personalized signatures and pictures with every fan. They were the best.

I would have really loved that they, at least, had used the front door so we would have seen them. A quick wave, maybe “hello, i love you, see ya tomorrow!” and bye bye, that’s enough for us. I wasn’t expecting that “super exclusive rock star” kind of behaviour. A lot of fans were pretty disappointed, some of whom were duranies for more than 30 years!

Well, i don’t know, it’s my opinion. I think the way you treat your fans is the most important thing and we were never more than 40 people waiting for them, tired, starving and with a lot of questions, lol. But they can do whatever they want, they were not obligated to anything. They are people who have their moods and private lives and the right to use they free time while touring as they wish.

[kaysayshey]

wait wait wait ME. i’ve never seen it but ya girl is touch starved af

YO WHO WANTS TO WATCH SEASON TWO OF BEASTARS WITH ME I GIVE IMMACULATE CUDDLES