#y’all know what i mean?

[pansy2005]

the little girl making “soup” in the garden to adult transgender faggot pipeline

[jalluzas-ferney]

Ngl- one thing that kinda annoys me in Ninjago is that siblings here do the thing where they call eachother “sis” “bro” or full on “brother” (between Wu and Gramadon and Kai with Nya”

Like no siblings ever call eachother that and we all know it 😭 something better would of been having them call each other by some unique nicknames that they have only between each other you know? Instead of just calling each other “brother “ and “sis” 💀

[bandsanitizer]

the jungkook heeseung taehyun jaehyun of it all

[hoejosatoru]

I need Draken (big, tough, grumpy bf) to sleep in my girlie bed with pink sheets and tons of plushies that he begrudgingly knows all the names of. Like there’s just something about a super masculine man having to sleep holding a squishmallow that would fill a void in my soul

[ascendingtostardust]

What’s the word for deeply craving romantic love and partnership and intimacy but also trying to accept that maybe that’s not meant for you in this life and that maybe you’re just meant to love platonically and have little fleeting moments of romance that teach you lessons to take with you to the next life?

[korkiekenobiconfirmed]

the only way to reach the first dungeon’s boss is by assembling a life-size game of Barrel Of Monkeys and also being subjected to copious amounts of bare baboon ass.

one of the most important items of the game is acquired by sumo wrestling a small-town mayor (he is also link’s potential future father-in-law).

there is only 1 mailman for the entire kingdom who simply sprints around to deliver his letters and can be found crouched in corners at random locations (including a goat barn and a throne room) muttering to himself. he does all this dressed in a crop top and booty shorts like he’s on his way out to a college bar.

the main players in the resistance against ganon/zant are a busty barmaid with a crush on a priest, a falconer, milo from atlantis, hyrule’s only female knight, and a man doing his best to cosplay as a catfish

It's funny how Twilight Princess has a reputation for being the 'edgy' Zelda game when it's so fucking silly and straight up campy at times. Like they really had the penultimate boss that the game had been building up to from the beginning be this dancing capering twink who falls off platforms and gets his head stuck in the dirt and whose preferred method of sword based combat is- "wave it around wildly and hope it hits something".

The entire race of Hylians was created by a progenitor race of chicken sized chicken people in the canon of Twilight Princess. This is played completely straight.

The kingdom's dungeons where prisoners are fucking executed, is operated by use of a man sized Beyblade that serves no purpose other than operating these mechanisms. This is never commented on. The final boss fight of this same dungeon is a literal rollercoaster ride where link uses the Beyblade to jump tracks and kill the enemy. Who is the manifestation of the resentment and power of the dead. Killed. By a twink riding a beyblade.

One of the main characters is a toddler with the cadence and vocabulary of a jaded thirty year old, who performs a hostile takeover of the city's premier center of commerce, which he then transforms into a toddler-themed bazaar. This is also played completely straight.

Bigfoot is real and also a wife guy. There is no explanation as to where he fits in in the races created by the gods.

[iskierka]

there’s some sort of analysis to be done with how in published (usually het) omegaverse betas are often discriminated against for not being desirable enough and perfect sexual partners whereas in “traditional” fic (usually m/m) omegaverse it is almost always omegas being oppressed

[agir1ukn0w]

excuse me was anyone gonna warn me about how goddamn ✨PRETTY✨ this young man is or…..

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

It JUST occurred to me that if Hobie left Gwen the watch in her universe that means he went there and met her dad

The implications of this are SO interesting

Hobie had to go there, find Gwen’s dad, explain who he is and how he knows Gwen, then ask him to give her the watch

He even describes Hobie as a piece of work!!

I’m so curious -

Did Hobie have some choice words with Gwen’s dad? Did he say that he’s the person that housed her when she was homeless?

Hobie met Gwen’s cop dad and gave him the watch WHAT DID HE SAY WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION

WHAT DID HOBIE SAY TO GWENS COP DAD

[literalsunshin]

Where’s that one post that’s like “MAYBE ITS NOT MY WEEKEND BUT ITS GONNA BE MY YEAR” but it’s not even a weekend??

[greelin]

“actually the term you’re looking for is pansexual” actually i’m dying right now. i am dying right now before your very eyes and those are the last words i had to read before my soul vacates this plane of existence forever. Are you proud of yourself

[aestheticallynotdeerlightful]

Thoughts and doodles

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(Please do not use, or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you <3)

[eloiseishere]

The way that cats’ ears go eEeeEeeh when they stretch makes me happy

[jelestes]

THIS

The mentions to Olivia’s daddy issues outside of the obvious, just like the impact of not having a father at all without everything else, are so strangely placed. Like Rafael’s comment about Olivia not growing up with a father to protect her and then in “something happened” it’s mentioned a lot. I don’t know, I read in between the lines a lot but I can’t quite wrap my head around why what’s being said is being said. Especially Rafael’s comment when it comes right after his comment about Elliot being a bully. Is that what being written between the lines? Olivia craves relationships with men she wishes could’ve been her father? That could’ve protected her from her mother?

[strawberryscare]

kristen trying to convince fabian to pursue mazey by causing a small earthquake and saying “if there’s one thing i know, when love is in the air, there should be a tiny emergency!” hits a little different when you rmr that her and tracker’s first meeting was at the black pit bar and their first kiss was followed immediately by an undead brawl

[the-great-horse-cocktail]

Alternate timeline where Stanley doesn’t accidentally ruin Ford’s project but he still doesn’t get into Geek Life University bc some kid showed up with a baking soda volcano