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ARE U KIDDING ME. YOU GUYS DONT DESERVE HIM.


#in jest#justice for ack ack!!#y’all are criminal for this#hbo the pacific#andy haldane#ack ack haldane
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So Hilda season 3. (This post has nothing to do with hilda season 3)
#no spoilers here y’all are good#this was inspired by watching season though#holy fuck dude#when I posted this on other platforms half my comments were “’HILDA S3 IS OUT???’#NO ONES TALKING ABOUT IT AND ITS CRIMINAL#I may start posting more hilda art but it’ll take a bit to get to s3 content maybe#cus I still have so many ideas just from season 2 I never got out#take this with a grain of salt#hilda#hilda the series#hilda netflix#twig hilda#this post is based on some old aged up hilda designs I posted like 2 years ago#I’ve missed them
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Like their moral stance is not worth a lot but it’s saying something when even the most ethically bankrupt are also condemning this. Very rare wins for some of the GOP, of which I’m sure they are not actually going to learn from
#us politics#politics tw#ron desantis#andrew tate#it’s the ‘heartbreaking: worst guy you know just made a great point’ vibes#like yeah the Tate brothers are criminals and it’s kinda sad that it’s surprising that even y’all can see it
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Imagine being Tom Glynn Carney, cast in what is supposed to be a major role as one of two leads; you watch all of Game of Thrones and study the books to prepare, immersing yourself into Westeros itself… only to be given shit scripts, shit wigs, shit costumes because Condal wants to produce his rhaenicent fanfiction where women do nothing wrong, ever.
#AND to top it all off he’s abused constantly because y’all dummies can’t seperate actor and character#wasting so much talent on this shit should be mf criminal and I don’t mean just tom but all of the cast#tom glynn carney#TGC#house of the dragon#hotd#aegon ii targaryen#aegon targaryen
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#twitter is down so I’m subjecting y’all to all my stupid gay thoughts today#criminal minds#emily prentiss#jennifer jareau#jemily#jennifer jj jareau
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Sakura shoulda had her big axe ☹️
#I will never get over how she settled for the homeless gay war criminal#like she coulda had rock Lee#ik he woulda treated her right#😔#(yall i love sasuke dw)#kishimoto shoulda actually gave her an axe#I tried cell shading#spoiler it didn’t work#this is older don’t question the 3 different colouring styles#first time watching Naruto I hated her sm#and then I rewatched and realized she’s actually an icon#who has a couple moments of BAD WRITING#cause she’s literally not real y’all#but genuinely she’s funny asf#sakura#sakura haruno#sakura haruno fanart#sakura fanart#naruto fanart#Naruto#naruto shippuden#comic art#anime and manga#azuree1733
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i’m cooking, it’s currently just over 18,000 words, and i don’t wanna say much else bc of how crazy my schedule is i wanna finish this one before i start to post it BUT just know
i’m cooking
btw hotch has this look perpetually on his face in this fic (i like to push his buttons! what can i say!)
#aaron hotchner#criminal minds#hotch#aaron hotchner x reader#k is cooking#k is writing fic again!#teeheehee#yes it’s a multi chapter fic#also fuck it#it’s enemies to lovers#and i mean y’all HATE each other#kind of#you’ll see :)
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“ No, Can’t count the list of things I know are wrong with me, no need to just keep fighting. “
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‼️Don’t use/repost my art‼️
#hiiii how y’all doing#silly little crossover cuz I wanna get back to criminal case#criminal case#criminal case game#criminal case safe the world#criminal case around the world#criminal case art#criminal case fanart#elliot clayton#elliot clayton fanart#record of ragnarok#shuumatsu no valkyrie#ror#snv#record of ragnarok fanart#record of ragnarok art#shuumatsu no valkyrie fanart#shuumatsu no valkyrie art#beelzebub#beelzebub fanart#beelzebub art#my art#my fanart#digital art#digital illustration
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Toby specifically stalks this elderly lesbian couple because one of them started spouting off nonsense about demons and slendy wants them to stop poking their noses in the paranormal.
Toby decides to purposefully make it obvious they’re being stalked by a real person instead of haunted, but he just further convinces both of them that they have a demon in their home. Nothing he does works and he doesn’t really wanna kill them. Starts sending them emails saying giving the demons attention gives them more power.
The ladies give ignoring the “demon” a shot, so he stops purposefully breaking into their house and moving stuff around and scaring them. Now they truly believing ignoring a demon is how to stop a haunting. They no longer stick their nose in the paranormal. This is a successful Toby mission. And he stole a lot of money and jewelry in the process. Extra Toby points
#no joke this is how a lot of missions in my au kinda play out LMFAOOOOOOOO#the proxies (besides Kate and sometimes Toby) genuinely rather not kill people if unnecessary#Kate just doesn’t really understand why it matters and thinks ‘if I haven’t been caught yet I’m never getting caught who cares it’s easier’#alongside them accidentally getting involved with other criminals and Netflix drama style situations play out#do y’all know the show good girls#where the moms rob a store to help their family but they actually rob a drug business so now the drug business people invade their life#so now they’re coming up with crazy schemes to not get sent to prison or killed by the people#LMAOOOOO#that’s the shit that happens to my proxies#chatterbox#creeped
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bro did the council take fucking CRACK before recording these episodes??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN Y’ALL’R A HORSE??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN PAEON AND BUCK ARE IN The Swarm TM??? WHY WERE THEY CONSTRUCTION WORKERS FOR SEVERAL HOURS???
#bro WHAT are they taking#this has to be the funniest campaign they’ve ever done#it has to be#the horse bit reminded me of the time the riptide pirates spent a whole episode trying to get past the guards in Allport#y’all remember that#jay turning into a snail and whatnot#what a fever dream of an episode#shoutout the ‘group of wanted criminals sneak past guards in a ridiculous way that Should Not Work But Does’ trope#one of my personal favorites#anyway judgement is very quickly rising on my list of favorite campaigns#this shit is SO FUNNY#anyway#magpie yaps#jrwi#jrwi show#jrwi judgement#jrwi judgment spoilers#jrwi spoilers
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Sometimes I just want to listen to a character themed playlist without hearing Taylor Swift is that too much to ask 😭
#emily prentiss would not listen to Taylor swift did y’all even watch the show#emily prentiss#criminal minds#anti taylor swift
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Fuck in the Graveyard (not really)
Summary: (Graves/Reader) You’ve been taking illegal suppressants for wayyy too long, and when you miss a dose, it all comes crashing down.
Content Warning: A/B/O Omegaverse dynamics, reader is afab, female pronouns?, substance abuse, technically is a fuck or die situation, p in v, knotting, brief fingering
Graves is kinda sweet in this one. I’ve never posted my stuff anywhere before and this is the first fic I’ve written in second person. Let me know what y’all think. I do not take requests.
(*˘︶˘*).。.:*♡
The thing about taking illegal suppressants is that you have to time them perfectly. You’d better have your cycle down to a science, and you’d better take them three days before your heat, during, and three days after—and don’t you dare take them any more than 24 hours apart.
That’s how you wound up completely fucked: you took one dose two hours too late, and now the suppressants were completely ineffective. Was it really your fault? No, you’d been in the middle of a firefight, for fucks sake! But by some sick case of luck and science that made next to no sense, your heat started to build.
You hid being an Omega as much as you could. It wasn’t exactly a secret—it was there in your file for anyone to see. But so long as your heats were taken care of and you weren’t sending every Alpha within a mile radius into a rut, the military was happy.
And you were happy to let them believe that you were taking the regular course of suppressants that they prescribed you, and not the dangerous, high-dose, illegal ones that you preferred. They made your scent next to undetectable and made sure you could actually think straight when you were suppressing your heat, unlike the regular ones.
You were a specialist, an asset of high importance, and you’d be damned if you’d let your own biology stand in the way of that.
That’s why you liked the Shadows. Graves sent you a job offer after working with you on a mission gone sour in Urzikstan. He admired the way you kept your head cool when the world was falling apart around you. Even when you disclosed your designation, he shrugged it off.
“As long as you can keep your head cool like you did out there, we won’t have any problems,” he’d said.
And you’d kept your promise for nearly two years, now. But that was a long time to go without a heat, and a long time to be surrounded by the heady scent of Alpha unclaimed.
You were ashamed of the way you had to take off earlier. Once everyone was back from the mission, in one piece, settled in, you bolted, feeling the heat and sweat cling to you like a second skin.
It was sheer resolve that allowed you to keep the scent patches on for so long, little bandages clamped over your glands with a strong deodorizer, not letting anything out. You nearly passed out from the intense pain of prying them off your neck and wrists, the scent glands over-sensitive to even a breeze.
You blink away the tears quickly; you have to stay focused. You’ll drive to the safe house and crash there, get something planned. You knew the consequences of completely suppressing your heat for so long with such toxic drugs. Now you had to live with the consequences.
The little white farmhouse is remote, nestled deep in an old growth wood. It was beautiful, living up to the pictures you’d seen when Graves had shown it to you as a precaution. It had been in his family for generations before he fixed it up and decided to turn it into a safe house.
You pant as you put the car in park, staring at the building for a moment, your thoughts jumbled and disconjointed. As much as you want to melt into the seat, you have to get inside. A cold shower—that’s what you promise yourself, meek little motivation.
It manages to pull you out of the truck, onto shaky legs that want to collapse underneath you, but you push on.
They key is behind a brick on the foundation beneath the porch. It takes you a moment to remember which one—Graves had only shown you once.
Since you are the only unclaimed omega in the Shadows, he told you where the house was and how to access it. Just in case you had, in his words, “omega-related problems.” It isn’t too far from base. You’d have to figure out some way to show your eternal gratitude for the man…if you ever saw him again.
You retrieve the key and turn to make your way up the stairs, and that’s when things go sideways. You trip on the last step, crashing onto the porch with a force that shouldn’t hurt as much as it does.
The key falling out of your hand is the last coherent thought that you have before the pain takes over. Your sensitive skin and muscles cry out and it feels like hitting a sore bruise, everywhere.
You whimper, tears rolling down your cheeks as you stare up at the watery image of the porch’s ceiling. There’s a wasp’s nest, gross, but it’s November. They’re either sleeping or dead from the cold.
And thank god it’s cold, because at least your skin doesn’t feel like it’s completely on fire.
You know this is bad. You’ve deteriorated too quickly, the heat sneaking up and hitting you like a blitz attack from the dark.
As much as you hate to admit it, heats are necessary. It gets rid of built-up chemicals in the brain, provides a release to make new ones. Not quite like sleep was necessary, but in a similar fashion.
You’re worried that this one might kill you. You’re worried that if this one isn’t quelled and satisfied, you might end up brain-dead or in an eternal coma like the people in those stories your middle school health class scared you with.
But in the face of death? All that you wish is that you could apologize for the inconvenience. What kind of paperwork would Graves have to fill out for your corpse? Would he get in trouble for not monitoring you, for not knowing about your use of the illegal suppressants?
You slip into unconsciousness, the word ‘sorry’ on the tip of your tongue.
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A whimper is all you manage as you stir awake, the first thing you notice being the thick, heavy, intoxicating scent of an Alpha, and one you know.
Graves smells like bonfires and bourbon, or maybe it’s whiskey? You make a breathy moan at the smell, brows furrowing as you feel yourself being carried.
“I know, baby, I know,” he says, his voice making a nice rumble trail down your spine.
He’s holding you bridal style and then holds you close to him as he sits down, tucking your head into his neck so that you can scent him.
It cools the flames slightly, letting your mind clear itself of the fog as you finally stir, opening your eyes.
“Com-mander?” You ask, voice not much louder than a whisper.
He pulls you back, glancing down at you, his blue eyes filled with concern. “(Y/N), what’s going on? You don’t smell right, sweetheart, what’s wrong?”
“Suppressants…not working,” you grit out, whimpering as an uncomfortable cramp begins in your gut.
“The ones you’ve been taking? Why, what’s wrong with them?” He lays you down on the bed he’d been sitting on and you whine at the loss of contact, squinting your eyes shut at the cramping.
You can hear him search through your bag, the one that had been digging painfully into your back a few minutes ago, and you hear the rattle of a pill bottle.
“Oh, (Y/N), you didn’t…” he says, and you can only imagine what his expression is as he looks at the bottle. It’s pretty damning—the prescription bottle with someone else’s name blacked out on it, half empty, label reading exactly what’s inside.
Graves returns to your side, his cool hand on your cheek turning you to look up at him. He looks…betrayed? Crestfallen? Worried, above all else, as he holds the bottle up with one hand.
“(Y/N), tell me you didn’t take these—tell me this isn’t what I think it is,” he demands, the command in his tone making a gush of slick escape you, adding to your already soaked panties.
“M’ sorry,” you whisper, tears blurring up along your waterline.
“Shit, (Y/N),” he growls, tossing the pills onto the bed, running his hands through his hair. “What do I do? You need to go to a hospital, is that it?”
You shake your head, “no, they can’t do anything. And I’d get arrested—ah!” You cry out, curling inwards as a sharp, painful cramp rolls through. Slick gushes out of you again, your organs overproducing as if they need to make up for all the missed heats. After a few agonizing moments it calms down and leaves you gasping, tears rolling down your cheeks.
You know what your options are, you know how fucked up this is, and you know that Graves is probably going to fire you after this—but you also know that you’re not ready for the final alternative.
“Please, it hurts!” You beg, pleading up at the sight of your commander above you, “please, Alpha.”
He closes his eyes and clenches his jaw, pursing his lips in that way you’ve always found so hot, “are you sure? You’re not thinking clearly, (Y/N).”
You nod frantically, grabbing his arm and scenting his wrist, keening at the smell, “please, please, Graves.”
His restraint snaps and he climbs ontop of you, pinning your wrists to the bed and placing his mouth on yours. You moan into it, trying to lift you hips up to get some kind of friction to no avail.
He pulls away and you tilt you head aside to give him better access to your neck as he scents you, breathing in deeply and growling. You cry out as he runs his tongue and teeth along the glands.
“I never got a good smell of you, (Y/N), you always wear those damn patches and I always want to rip them off,” he nibbles along your jaw, your whines and whimpers filling the small bedroom.
“Alpha, please,” you beg, desperate, clenching around nothing when you want to be clenching around him. “Inside, please put it inside.”
“I know, baby,” he says, pecking your lips again before he pulls back, hands gliding along your sides as he pulls your shirt off. “You’re burning up.”
Tears prick in the corners of your eyes and you squirm, whining and babbling as he pulls your bra off, too. The cooler air feels nice on your sweat-sheen skin, and you buck your hips as Graves gets off of you, hooking his fingers to pull your pants and panties down in one fell swoop.
“Jesus fucking Christ,” he curses, then groans at the sight of your slick, how it clings to your parties in wet strings before he pulls them away.
Your boots are still on and he didn’t get your pants all the way off, but maybe seeing how soaked you are makes Graves hasty.
The most pornographic moan escapes you as he sinks two fingers in your hole, your sweet little cunt sucking them in and clenching down.
“Fuck, good Omega,” Graves groans, slipping in a third finger that has you moaning even louder.
Every spot he hits is the right one, every move pure ecstasy. Your voice is a broken babble of pleads and curses and moans, begging for your commander to fuck you, to take you, to make you his.
You almost sob when he retracts his fingers, not even caring to wipe them as he rolls you onto your stomach, grabbing your hips and pulling them up into the air, right against his own.
Feeling his erection against your ass, you turn downright frantic, “please please please, please fuck me, Alpha, please I need your knot so bad!”
He hisses as you rub against him and he begins unbuckling his belt, which only spurs you on more. He manages to still your hips and get his pants down, rubbing the head of his cock through your slick.
You keen embarrassingly loud as he enters you, slowly letting every inch of himself be swallowed up by your greedy cunt.
When he bottoms out, pressing against your cervix, it’s like a switch flips. You cum, whining as your legs shake, as Graves gasps behind you.
“Goddamn, baby,” he drawls, squeezing into the meat of your hips. “You’re fucking perfect, you know that?”
Your brain is too melted with lust to be able to form any coherent sentence. When he pulls out and slowly thrusts back into you, testing the waters, you all but go limp, eyes rolling into the back of your head as you moan.
“Goooood girl,” he praises, speeding up his thrusts and finding a steady rhythm, your skin slapping together. “So slick and tight for me, omega, good god—“
All you can do is moan and take it. There’s no more painful cramping, and though your skin is still hot it’s not as bad. Your body is getting exactly what it needs: a good, hard fucking by a big, strong Alpha.
“(Y/N),” Graves moans, his voice sounding so sweet to your ears, “so good, baby. Better than I ever imagined.”
You keen at that, at your alpha wanting you—well, he isn’t yours, is he? It makes your heart sting slightly but that’s quickly forgotten with a slap to your ass, sending shockwaves of excitement through you.
You can feel yourself getting tighter, getting ready to be thrown over the edge again, and you can feel Graves speed up his thrusts, his knot slowly beginning to swell inside you.
“Fuck, baby,” he groans, “gonna give you my knot, gonna fill you up good—“
His thrusts get even harder, even rougher, and you cry out, feeling yourself come tumbling violently over the edge as his knot catches on you, cumming in waves like the sea crashes onto shore.
Graves stills inside you, making good on his promise, shooting ropes and ropes of hot seed. You can feel his swollen knot inside you, just past your entrance, making your pussy full in the most delicious way. You hear him catch his breath before he carefully rolls you both over onto your sides, laying down with you on the bed.
You hum happily as he wraps his arms around you, placing a chaste kiss on your shoulder as both of your ragged breathing calms.
“Fuck, (Y/N),” he says, his voice husky in a way that makes you wish you were his.
“Yeah,” you manage to reply, running your hands along the arms that hold you.
“I don’t want you taking those damn pills ever again,” he growls, making you shiver. “Understand?”
You open your eyes and turn to look at him, confused at the soft expression on his face. It’s almost…vulnerable? Wasn’t he going to fire you?
“Commander?”
“This isn’t up for debate,” he says. Behind his blue eyes is a fire you know well, akin to the one that dances in his eyes on the battlefield. “I’ll drug test you if I have to, but I’m not going to lose you to some stupid suppressants.”
You blink. “You’re not going to fire me?”
“What? No,” he says like you’re crazy for thinking so. “But if you want to stay, darlin,’ we’re going to need to set some ground rules.”
“Okay,” you agree, relieved. You didn’t want to lose your job, it’s a good gig. The employee benefits are killer…and you’d miss your commander.
“It’s simple, (Y/N), no more illegal suppressants, and you come to me for your heats,” that bastard smirk of his returns and you giggle.
“Are you propositioning me, Commander?”
“Hell, yes I am,” he says proudly, reaching up to caress your cheek. “Probably should’ve done it sooner.”
You lean in and kiss him, enjoying how it sweetens his scent. Your heart flutters in place, content, elated; you had only ever dreamed of this. You finally have him.
“Oh, and no more scent patches. You smell too damn good to be covered up.”
You roll your eyes at him, still grinning. “You sure about that? I don’t think you’ll like every other alpha sniffing after me.”
“Don’t worry, baby, I’ll keep you safe,” he says confidently, placing a lingering kiss to your cheek. His eyes hint at something darker, “besides… they’ll catch on.”
#phillip graves#Phillip graves/reader#Graves/Reader#graves x reader#cod mw2#cod x reader#cod x y/n#shadow company#have I ever told y’all how much I hate the name phillip#honestly it’s a turn off ngl#but graves is cute even if he is a war criminal <3#cod omegaverse#a/b/o#omega reader#alpha!graves
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as requested! here’s the duos version!
part 1 part 2 part 4 part 5 part 6 part 7 part 8
#everyone here is platonic except Garvez and Spencelle#bc i love them and they’re canon to me#spencer reid#elle greenaway#luke alvez#penelope garcia#emily prentiss#derek morgan#tara lewis#criminal minds#reds textposts tag#matthew gray gubler#lola glaudini#adam rodriguez#kirsten vangsness#paget brewster#shemar moore#aisha tyler#do y’all want more individuals or more duos?
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ten series in gifs 🕺🕺
I don’t know if anyone has created this tag game yet but since there is one with movies I’m making one with tv shows/series because I’m a big series watcher so here it is!!
Abbott Elementary // Agatha All Along // Heartstopper // Anne With An E // Derry Girls // One Day At A Time // Percy Jackson And The Olympians // Good Omens // Sherlock // The Good Place
np tags: @deermessrs @kaaaaaaarf @moongays @fruityindividual @rae-lune @blossoms-and-possums @lavenderhaze @whorerific @annori @residentrookie @static-radio-ao3 @ecstarry @velanavis @belleandsaintsebastian @calamitoustide @emlovessid @angel-daydreams @moonheavens @aeoneskova @boydykepdf and OPEN TAG IM TAGGING LITERALLY ALL OF MY MUTUALS ‼️
#I limited myself to only 20 tags to show some restraint but I wanted to tag y’all however please please use the open tag seriously.#I mean it!!! please tag me so i can see!!!#so many good series didn’t make it to the list#shout out to B99 YR ATLA OFMD OMITB BLUEY TUA ST NNVAE and SO many more.....#tho NNVAE didn’t make it only because I couldn’t find a gif set which—Criminal#anyway yayyy tag game!! it took me so long to make this so be warned#loops plays a game#gif
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ME: Makes a reflective and meaningful observation about the show in the tags.
JEMILY NATION: *reblogs* EMILY IS SO MOMMY, I WANT HER TO DO THINGS TO ME THAT WOULD MAKE THE BIBLE BURST INTO FLAMES.
ME: …
ME: Valid, so do I.
ME: *reblogs their reblog without the original tags.*
Was so tempted to tag some of my fav mutuals in this 🤣. You know who you are—keep doing what you’re doing, it cracks me up EVERY time.
#y’all are so damn funny i love it here#jemily nation is WILD#and I love them#emily prentiss#jennifer jareau#jemily#criminal minds#criminal minds memes#incorrect criminal minds#incorrect criminal minds quotes#criminal minds fandom
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nobody freaks like a Spencer Reid stan
#like i get it#spencer reid#he’s hot#it’s just#some of y’all are WEIRD#almost SCARY#criminal minds#doctor spencer reid#dr spencer reid#but real talk#he could step on me and i'd thank him#probably
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