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[mickyschumacher]

Hi hun

Could you maybe write a smau about Charles x Brazilian!reader and maybe she’s like a famous actress or something?

Thank you 🤍🤍

𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ೃ࿐

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: after being publicly mistreated by your ex-boyfriend, fans couldn't be more welcoming to a certain f1 driver.

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: mentions of cheating, poor humor, google translated portuguese

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: charles leclerc x famous brazilian actress!fem!reader

𝐅𝐂: bruna marquezine

𝐀/𝐍: i opted for a sm au after getting ill this week so hope ya'll don't mind! i was also stuck between bruna and livia as the fc but i figured my girlie bruna was the best! hope this was okay anon ♡︎

𝐏.𝐒: i don't think there are much plots in sm aus so there wasn't much here lol! also getting danny ric back at this time is kinda crazy. couldn't believe it when i saw it... but i also feel for nick :(

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

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leclercs: guYS THE DOG 👀

norrarijimin: they're soft launching 🤧🥺

zendaya: beautiful girl ❤️

yourusername: says you ♡︎

ynauurrrr: i miss her and n tho 🤧

ynbestgirl: bestie no one misses him lmao

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f1gossip: Rumoured WAG Y/N L/N has been promoting her heavily anticipated show in the Netherlands and seen taking pictures with her fans, a few days before the Dutch Grand Prix.

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ausnorris1: it just keeps getting better am i right?

ynbestgirl: does she ever have a day off being the prettiest woman in the world?

norrarijimin: no one talking about gasly's like?

leclercs: the drama this man likes to start...

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yourusername: here are some behind the scenes while you wait for the first episode tonight!

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romuloestrela: uau… estamos incríveis. wow... we look amazing.

johnnyomassaro: modelos models

yourusername: obviamente... obviously...

ynbestgirl: IT'S GONNA BE SO GOOOOOOD

leclercs: talent with talent... love to see it!

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[ charles_leclerc: new day, new show recommendation for tifosi! #deusslaveorei ]

[ charles_leclerc: favourite character is caterina ❤️ #deusslaveorei ]

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[ yourusername: i hope singapore is ready for ferrari! thank you for having me f1 ♡︎ ]

[ yourusername: the singapore grand prix winner doesn't want to show his face... anyways... proud of you charles_leclerc ]

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charles_leclerc: birthday break with the people i love before the us grand prix! still in shape and ready to win ❤️

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danielricciardo: happy birthday mate! hope you had a good one ❤️

pierregasly: happy birthday bro

landonorris: why no invite brooo :(

carlossainz55: ^^

arthur_leclerc: man i look good

charles_leclerc: it's the genes

lorenzotl: you're welcome ♡︎

arthur_leclerc: ...

norrarijimin: WHY DIDN'T U TAG HER AHFSRHEAKRHESIJRB

leclercs: they're still soft launching for god's sake 😭💀

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yourusername: he wins in méxico, he wins in são paulo ♡︎ proud of you, meu lindo. proud of you, my beautiful.

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pierregasly: FINALLY

leclercs: LMAOOOO PIERRE

pierregasly: i thought i was going to die if i had to keep it a secret any longer 🤧

charles_leclerc: a for effort ig

charles_leclerc: thank you, chérie. thank you, sweetheart

ausnorris1: anyone checking up on ynbestgirl?

ynbestgirl: choosing to happily throw myself over a cliff rn.

norrarijimin: room for two?

ynbestgirl: ofc

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charles_leclerc: not that we've been hiding it but this is y/n, the love of my life. say hi y/n!

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yourusername: i have mixed feelings about this post

yourusername: what are these photos? 😭

charles_leclerc: what do you mean? they're my memories of you 😄

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yourusername: ^

leclercs: and here lies ynbestgirl. y/n's biggest fan. passed on the 7th of november 2023 due to y/n herself

ynbestgirl: they do say never meet your heroes 😭

yourusername: i–

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[inoxske]

Kirishima Eijirou vs. 1A Girls Insecurities

momo, in a tank top: *cooking some kind of dinner*

kirishima, staring at her arms, eyes wide, awestruck:

momo, confused, looks at her arms: *notices he's staring at her stretch marks* umm.... whats up, kiri?

kirishima: is there something on your arm?

momo, eyes wide: ..... oh. yeah, they're called stretch marks.

kirishima, eyes wide: ..... they're super pretty

momo, looking away: thank you

-kirishima leaves-

momo, takes a deep breath: im fine.

momo, staring to cry: this is fine.

jirou, running in: wow! hey, mo, whats wrong? why're you crying, are you hurt?

momo, smiling and wiping her tears: no no no... i just.... i feel really pretty right now

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ochaco, awkwardly sitting at a breakfast table in a summer dress: *self-conscious aura oooOooHH*

kirishima, walking in and seeing her, gasps: OCHACO!

ochaco: ‼️ YES?

kirishima, yelling, a huge smile on his face: IS THAT A NEW DRESS??

ochaco, turning beat red: Y- YEAH?

kirishima, running up to her: BROOOO!!! IT LOOKS SO GOOOOOOD, GIVE ME A TURN, SPIN, SPIN OOHHHHH LOOK AT THE FIT

ochaco: *FUCKIN BEAMS*

kirishima: AND THE WAY IT SHOWS YOUR MUSCLES OH MY FUCKIN LORD RACA, YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE!!!!

ochaco, posing like a model, smiling like crazy: THANK YOU EIJIIIII!!!!!!

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jirou, walking into the common room with masculine clothes and makeup: *nervous nervous nervous*

kirishima, eating an orange, talking to kami: bro i was talking to jirou yesterday, and they were telling me about- oh, hey bro! i like the outfit you look hansome as fuck! and they were-

jirou, eyes wide: did he just-

momo, eyes just as wide: i think he did

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tsu, at the mall with 1a, about to get a drink: *notices pretty worker*

kirishima, to tsu: you better ask her out before denki scares her away *walks away*

tsu: .....how did he know-

----------------- tw abt eating :/

mina, sitting on the couch looking sad: *on her phone*

kirishima, jumping over the back of the couch with a bowl of curry and rice: ASHIDO I MADE YOU CURRY TO CELEBRATE HOW HARD YOU WENT IN TRAINING TODAY

mina, cringing at the idea of eating: u- im not really-

kirishima, smiling still: you dont have to eat all of it. but remember

kirishima, no longer smiling: only racists skip meals, mina

she ate all of it lol

------------------ tw abt harassment 😐

class 1A out at the mall, again: *having fun noises*

some random douche: wooowww, arent you a pretty little thing

random girl, extremely uncomfortable: i guess....

douche: oh dont be modest! your stunning! we should go out sometime!

girl: im not interested

douche, looking upset: wha-

kirishima, walking towards them: hey Mio! I found the- oh! Who's this?

the girl, looking confused:

the douche looking even more confused: who the hell are you?

kirishima, looking at him like hes an idiot, jokingly: um, her wonderful perfect bestfriend who the hell else?

the douche: oh yeah, sure buddy, prove it

kirishima, glaring hard: excuse me?

the douche, looking at the girl: look, i can tell this guy doesnt know a goddamn thing about you, so why dont we go somewhere private, yeah? *he reaches for her*

kirishima, standing infront of her: as a matter of fact, i do know her, but i dont need to even tell you that because i dont owe you fucking shit, and neither does she. Shes obviously not fucking interested in your creepy ugly ass so spare yourself some dignity and turn around and walk out before the only way you can leave is on a fucking stretcher

the douche, frozen:

everyone in the store staring at them:

kirishima, loosing patience, glaring harder: you have five seconds.

the douche, looking embrassed: .....look-

kirishima: 5.

he runs.

kirishimas glare drops, along with his shoulders: WHEW! That was scary, are you okay? Did he touch you?

the girl, shaking her head: no, no, im okay thanks to you. i cant thank you enough he was so fucking scary, he followed me through like 3 stores.

kirishima, looking disgusted: im so sorry that happened, are you okay? i can stick around for a couple minutes if you're still shaken up

the girl: .....no- no im fine, who are you exactly? and how did you know my name?

kirishima, gaping: wait your names actually Mio??? No way??? Oh! Im kirishima eijirou. aka, red riot

all the class who just saw what went down: *heart eyes* he's a fucking angel

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kirishima, sitting in the common room: *eats chip* you ever feel like youre manipulating everyone into liking you and your not actually a good person?

all the girls aggresively turning to look at him at the same time: excuse me?

[unloved-cadillac]

hello! good evening! sending love from the philippines <3 can I request some hc's for levi, armin, gojou, and sukuna for having a smoker gf? like how do they deal with it (bec afaik nicotine can lower??? your sex drive lol) and would they tolerate her or not? thank u so much <3

C/n: hello there! This is new. Thanks for requesting and I hope that you enjoy🤍

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HCs on Levi, Armin, Gojo & Sukuna having a Smoker GF.

Levi:

He finds it disgusting.

He doesn’t like the smell nor the way it tastes. He tried smoking once and ugh.

The person that calls it “Cancer Sticks.”

When he found out that you smoked, he subtly tried to get you to stop. He didn’t want you to get sick in the long term.

Levi would hide the cigs sometimes, other times he’ll hide your lighter.

Won’t kiss you if you just smoked. He’d force you to go and brush your teeth and use a special mouthwash to get the taste out.

If you’re being honest, you did cut down smoking ever since dating Levi. The effort to wash and rinse after every single smoke was getting annoying.

So you stopped. Because you loved Levi and listened to him.

He smirks to himself that his tricks finally worked. Now he can kiss you whenever.

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Armin:

Armin pretends to be okay with it, but whenever he sees you pull out a cigarette he just wants to take it and smash it on the floor.

He doesn’t care that you like it, he will tell you the dangers of smoking and how sick you can get.

“It causes cancer you know.” “Yes I know, Armie.” “A lot of people die from cancer.” “ARMIN! It’s four in the morning. Shut up.”

Just like Levi, he’ll try to hide your cigarettes. But you always find them making he curses under his breath.

He finally gave up on trying to stop you but he was surprised when he didn’t see you smoke the whole day.

“You didn’t go out to smoke.” “Yeah. About that. I saw this video of the two lungs side by side. One a smokers lung and the other normal. Freaked me the fuck out. So I stopped.” You say and he hugs you. “I’m glad you did.”

“Glad.” He was ecstatic.

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Gojo:

I see Gojo in accepting it. To a certain extent.

When he first met you, he saw that you would smoke like one or two a day. But when you two got together, it was a pack or two a day.

Gojo started getting worried as fuck. He despised the cigaretts more than any curse.

He’s the type of person who would throw water on you when you smoked.

“GOJO! WHAT THE FUCK?!” “Nothing.”

He wants to tell you to stop but at the same time it’s your life. You can do what you want. But at the same time, FUCK SMOKING.

Gojo came up with a plan. It wasn’t any better but he felt it was lower risk.

“A vape pen?” You look at it curiously while Gojo smiled. “Yeah. It comes with all kinds of flavors and it smells so gooooood.” He drags the good making you laugh.

“Go, do you want me to quit smoking?” You ask and he stiffens. “U-Uh. Well, I. I don’t want you to not stop. I just don’t want to be that controlling boyfriend who tells you want to do and shit. It’s your life and it’s your choice mmf!” He gets cut off by your lips on his and smiles.

You pull away and cup his cheek. “If it was bothering you that much just tell me. I’ll try to stop. For you.”

Everything works out in the end.

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Sukuna:

Listen, he smokes too. But not as much as you.

He thought you looked cool with a cigarette in between your lips. Until he realized that he wanted something else on between them.

That’s when he realized that it interfered in your sex life.

He would start to kiss your neck and place his hands in between your thighs but all you did was say, “Babe. I’m super tired.” He will pout.

It happened for two weeks before finally he put a stop to it.

“Y/n. Look at me.” He says and you pick your head from your book. “You need to stop smoking.” You raise your eyebrows at his sudden concern. “Why? You smoke so what’s the difference?”

“The difference is I’ll stop too. I’ve been reading up on it and it lowers our chances of having kids. I don’t want that. I want to have everything with you. So please.” He places his hand on yours and you almost start crying.

“Okay. Okay I’ll stop. But if I see you smoking I’ll-” “I know. You’ll let Itadori poke my eyes out.”

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“Gojooooo-sannnnnnn!!!!! Sukuna is the horniest out of all them.”

🖤🤍Thanks for reading🤍🖤

-Caddy.

[soulwillower]

troublemaker II • richie tozier

(richie tozier x reader)

requested:  IMA NEED A PART TWO OF TROUBLEMAKER   +    also R U GONNA MAKE TROUBLEMAKER P2 I NEED A PART WHERE THEY FALL IN LURVVVVV    +   holy shit ainslee troublemaker was amazing can you please please do another please    +     will you ever do a part two to trouble maker? i fucking loved it    +     heyyyy so if ur requests do ever open again u should make one where it’s a part two of troublemaker but the reader is the dominant one this time 😳    +     IMFG IM GONNA NEED A PART TWO OF THAT FIC MISS    +     hey ainslee queen I hope you’re doing good I know I am since that fat Cheeto is finally gone lmaoo anyways but I just had this moment in my head since I read your new Richie fic (which I loved): enemies to lovers but it’s sub!richie instead 😉💜💜💜    +      yooooo your fics are sooooooo gooooood. and troublemaker kinda deserves a second part with richie teasing the reader at dinner      

this was highly requested so here!! part 2 of troublemaker!

part one here 

warnings: unprotected sex, pool sex, brief mentions of being caught, sub richie, a bit of switch richie for a hot sec, choking, a bit of praise, dirty talking, french richie!! also a slap (reader slaps richie), i think thats it but this is rly unedited.

translations: (**DISCLAIMER I AM NOT A NATIVE FRENCH SPEAKER I AM TRYING MY BEST**) 

“tu vas me tuer“ - you will kill me

“dit ‘merci’“ - say thank you

“merde” - shit

“oh, mais tu l'as toujours aimée, non?” - oh, but you’ve always liked her, no?

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the next day was just odd.

you're not sure what you expected - it's not like a momentary weakness on both your sides could have unraveled the years of disdain and hate that you've sewn for each other.

so, somewhere in your sex-muddled mind, while you’d been staring at the marks left on you in the mirror, imagining his pale skin against your own, the lasting sting to your hips and the soreness to your throat; you’d almost forgotten how miserable richie was to be around. 

but then you were all at lunch the next day. sitting at the large family table, next to your parents, across from richie and his own parents. and he started dragging his foot over your leg, teasing lightly and making you flush in heat, your eyes meeting and sending thrills through your body.

you don't think anything of it when richie accidentally drops his fork on the floor under him and then excuses himself to crawl under the table like a five year old looking for a crayon, in fact, you just roll your eyes at his stupidity and continue to talk to richie's mom, who sits a few feet away from you at the spacious table. 

a jolt runs through your body when a hand gently caresses your inner thigh, and your breath becomes hitched in your throat, momentarily losing your voice. you look down quickly, to find the mischievous eyes you've spent too much time thinking of the last twelve hours staring at you from under the table, head between your spread legs, mere inches from the apex of your thighs.

 you feel your cheeks heat up as you stutter to answer maggie's question about your hobbies, suddenly hyper-aware that when you'd come in from the ocean you'd left your legs and swimsuit bottom uncovered with only a shirt on your chest. 

a quick kiss is pressed to your clothed clit and you jump back a bit. “y/n, are you okay?” your mother asks, and you kick blindly under the table in shock. a thump sounds under the table and richie yelps, “aie!” 

you cough, “sorry, just-”  “-y/n kicked me!” richie calls, the scrape of the fork on the floor making you roll your eyes. fucking idiot. 

“play nice, y/n.” your mom chides. you shake your head, going back to telling maggie about your afterschool endeavors. 

"-oh, one of richie's friends does that, too." went adds, perking up. you smile, cheeks flushed as richie returns to his chair, fork in hand and a huge smirk on his lips.  you glare at him, flashing him the finger. he just raises his brow, puckering his lips slightly and dropping a wink. 

"oh, that's right! richie, what's her name? my, she is very sweet." maggie adds, taking another bite of salad. richie's eyes meet yours through the top of his bottle of corona lite, as he takes a swig then wipes his lips, smug smirk making you burn in irritation. wentworth laughs, "yeah, she was sweet until you both showed up with hickies everywhere. i swear, there wasn't a single inch of clear skin." 

maggie throws cauliflower at wentworth as she mutters, "went! knock it off."  richie just chuckles, shaking his head. "c'mon, pops. shit happens." he defends. his dad, egged on by his son, laughs, "yeah, no kidding. i think every single girl you've ever had over has left with at least ten hickies. you could at least buy them dinner." 

"hey, at least he has a job," your mom adds, and you squeeze your eyes shut, expecting something bad to follow. "- that way you don't have to be the ones buying him his twenty pack condoms every month." they all laugh. 

“say, y/n may be the only girl your age we know that hasn’t fallen in love with you.” his dad jests, making everyone laugh. “-yet,” your dad adds, and you glare at him.  you shrug, “it’s not really hard at all.” you say. richie scoffs, “you sure, toots?” he asks with a grin. 

“believe me, you’re not my type.” you spit. richie laughs, “right, you like a good gentleman, right? someone who will say ‘you’re welcome’ when you say thank you?” 

you freeze slightly at his words, heat pooling between your legs as you remember the night before. the way he made you say thank you. but his boldness to bring it up in front of your family has you rolling your eyes. “i think i like someone who will do what i say.” you respond. 

his mom laughs, “that’s not a big deal, richie’s all talk, but he’s a nice boy at heart. he needs someone who’ll boss him around.” she winks at you. you turn to richie, in turn raising your eyebrows cockily. he stares back at you. 

“oh, richie’s too busy with those other girls for me, anyways. i have my own troublemakers to worry about.” 

“okay.” richie starts, “i won’t waste my time on you, then. i got plenty of fish in the sea at home.” he says with a wink, and you turn red. why are you still so jealous? 

maggie hums, “oh, mais tu l'as toujours aimée, non?” her tone is teasing, and whatever it is she said makes went laugh, richie’s face going pink. “shush, maman, you just want y/n to marry me so i don’t go through five divorces.” 

everyone laughs. 

your eyes are wide, face full of heat as you stare at your food. the toziers and your family both have always been open about sexuality, and generally really close and so you're used to teasing like this from your parents and them, but you can't get over how jealous you feel. 

so richie has mind-blowing sex with everyone? you glare at your own cauliflower. 

"i'm going swimming." you say abruptly, pushing back and glaring at richie, tossing your finished plate in the dishwasher before exiting quickly, rushing to the pool on the side of the house. 

you're not in the pool for even two minutes before richie's footsteps echo down the side of the house. 

you hide your glare as you look at your body in the water before meeting his eyes, "what can i do for you, tozier?" 

he gives you a smirk, "someone's pissy today." he mutters as he slides into the pool, sitting on the bench under the water on the edge of the shallow end. you glare at him. "what was that shit you just pulled?" you snap. 

he looks at you innocently, "what? i did nothing. it was our parents. you're just fucking sensitive." you roll your eyes, heaving a sigh. when you look at him again, his eyes are trained on the skin of your chest exposed by your swim suit, and you glare.

“what? you like what you see, asshole?” you ask, snapping your fingers so he looks up at your eyes. he smirks, “yeah, i do. can't stop thinking about all the ways i could make you scream. if only you weren’t such a bitch.”

your jaw drops and you wade in the pool towards him. “says you. you couldn’t fucking handle me, tozier. you’re too much of a coward.” you spit. he just smiles. “right, again, i'd like to remind you how many times you begged me and thanked me last night." 

“i hate you so much.” you say, mustering the best glare you can. he raises his eyebrows. “oh, really? is that why you stormed out here?” he says. he tilts his head, "i thought it was because you were just aching so bad for me that you couldn't wait. 

you raise your brows, "fuck you. you were hard the minute i came in for lunch." you tease, toying with the strap of your bathing suit. richie's jaw clenches, but he shakes his head, "as if you weren't begging me to fuck you not twelve hours ago?" he counters, but his voice wavers slightly as you move toward him in the water, slowly sliding to straddle his lap, hands falling to his bare chest. 

"you're unbelievable." you counter, grinding your hips on his and relishing in the pleasure that courses through you. "i know how bad you need me." you whisper, kissing his earlobe before biting the skin of his neck below it. he hisses. 

he's kissing you seconds later, hands pawing at you under the water. he tastes like lime and a bit like the beer he'd had at the beach and again at lunch.

you drag your hand slowly under the waistband of his swim trunks and grasp the base of his cock, squeezing as you start to twist your wrist. he lets out a short moan, his head falling back against the edge of the pool. fuck, he’s so fucking hot like this. you pull him back in for a kiss before looking at him, stopping your motions with your hand. he moves his thumb to trace idle circles over your clit, and you bite back a moan as you watch him.

“what, are you waiting for instructions?" he asks with a cocky smirk. you glare at him hotly. 

then you're sinking onto him swiftly, making you gasp in pleasure and discomfort. he’s so fucking big, but you bite your lip so he doesn’t get the satisfaction of seeing you like this. but then he's the one a moaning and whimpering mess, because you're adjusting and still and he's restless. you feel him inside you, full completely with his cock, him at your mercy, and it makes you smirk. 

"beg for it, richie." you say. 

his eyes widen, cheeks pink. his mouth opens and closes several times, but you're patient. “tu vas me tuer,” he mutters to himself, and you roll your eyes. “i don’t speak french.” you snap, tugging his hair. 

 "please move. wanna feel you around me, please." he rushes out, groaning as he begs.  

you smile mockingly and rise, sinking down onto him again. "was that so hard?" you ask. you gasp, hands clutching the edge of the pool on either side of richie, the feeling of his cock stretching you making you whimper in bliss. he moans your name and it sounds melodic to your ears, his eyes shutting and head rolling back. 

you grab his jaw, though, and mutter, “look at me when i’m riding you, richie.” your voice is sweet and smooth and nothing like the words that fall from your mouth, and you feel him twitch inside you. it makes you grin. he moans, “merde.” 

you move on him, thrusting yourself up and down on him as the water moves around you, adrenaline coursing through you at the thought of getting caught. it makes you grin as you pepper kisses up and down the column of his throat. "god, y/n, please, feels so good." he whispers, hands gripping your hips. your stomach swirls, still responding to the praise though you're the one in control. 

you find a new angle and bite your lip to keep from screaming at the feeling and see richie biting his own bruised lips, his face flushed and chest heaving. his hands are digging into your hips harshly and if you weren’t in so much pleasure, you might laugh at how desperate he looks for you. he’s hitting deep inside you and you feel full, moaning as you bounce up and down.

“fuck, y/n/n… please, please.” he whimpers, his hands running over your hair and your shoulders, lips feathering over the column of your neck as you bounce yourself on him. you moan into his skin, kissing softly under his ear. 

"what do you say?" you whisper into his ear, tugging on his lobe. he lets out a low moan that has you clenching around him in arousal. he rolls his eyes and doesn't respond, so you tug his curls back and he hisses lightly, "i don’t know what you mean." he mutters, cheeks bright red. it makes you smirk, stomach curling with the need for sweet revenge. yes, he knows, but you play along. 

“dit ‘merci,’ pretty boy.” you whisper into his ear, using the only french phrase you can remember that you may or may not have looked up earlier today. but no matter, his reaction is priceless.  

goose bumps raise on his neck and arms and he groans lightly, muttering, “merci, ma belle.” 

you lean back, hips slowing, and you can tell it's torturous for him because his hands tighten on your hips, a small whine escaping his throat. "what was that, richie?" you ask, slowly grinding your hips and letting him hit that perfect spot inside you, making you close your eyes in ecstasy. "say it louder, i couldn't quite hear you. want everyone to know how easily i make you melt." 

"sh-shut up." he mutters instead, his hips starting to snap up into you. you're suddenly shocked by his switch in demeanor, you can tell he's trying to take control; you nearly laugh, and you would if it didn't feel so euphoric. he's smirking as he holds you, fucking up into you and making you clench your fists into his hair, struggling for dominance. "so easy for you to think you're in control," he mutters, "i could tell you were jealous. you only want this cock for yourself, isn't that right?" 

you flush warm at his words but you just glare, filled with anger so you surge forward, hand wrapping around his throat. his eyes go wide and a moan escapes his throat lowly, his hips stuttering. you hum in mock empathy, squeezing your hand lightly as you pepper kisses up his jaw. you start to bounce on his cock again, feeling so close to your orgasm that you have to contain your moans. 

"god, you're so hot when you stop talking." you whisper, hand wrapping around his throat, repeating the words he’d said to you yesterday. his adam's apple bobs as he swallows and stares up at you, a new kind of fire lighting in his eyes as he looks up at you, cheeks reddening as he lets out a light moan. "did you think of me again last night? when you were going to bed?" you ask gently, cupping his jaw as you move on him. 

he pants, nodding lightly with his bruised lip caught under his teeth. "did you think of fucking me, in the ocean? in the pool? in the kitchen? or did you imagine me swallowing your cock under the table during dinner?" you whisper to him, his adam's apple bobbing again, freckles popping out against his reddened cheeks. 

you tut, "richie, did you try to make me jealous today? that's a little embarrassing." 

"it worked, didn't it?" he mutters through a clenched jaw, eyes screwed shut in pleasure. you glare at him, hand raising and slapping his cheek lightly. his eyes shoot open as the left cheek fills with a light pink color, a smirk on his face that sends another wave of arousal over you.  it's almost a reflex it seems as richie's own hand shoots out of the water, wrapping around your own throat. 

you stare at each other as you continue to move on him, his hand on your throat and yours on his own, his cheek skin red from where you'd just slapped him. "that's a yes, doll." he mutters, still smirking. 

then you're moving your hips in a way that hits your g-spot, momentarily losing your grip on his neck as the pleasure makes your eyes roll back. his hand falls from your throat and rests on your hips, tugging you closer to him with need. 

richie’s torso falls back so he’s leaning against the pool wall, his eyes not leaving yours, desperation etched onto his face. you lean to press your hands against his chest, changing the angle again. “fuck.” he mutters and you moan, your legs burning but the pleasure flowing through your body.  

he all but growls, his head falls back with a groan of pleasure, his hands raising to your hips and fucking up into you, eyes scrunched.

"y/n, i'm close, please." he mutters. you moan lightly, "me too baby." you hiss back, his hand thumbing your clit and making you clench around his cock with arousal, legs shaking and toes curling as you fuck down onto him. 

his hips are stuttering and he’s whimpering, thumb rubbing against your clit. you moan at the feeling, whispering praise into richie’s ear, making him snap his hips quicker.

you hit your high quickly and it makes your body shake, your legs stuttering as you still yourself on him, moaning into his neck.

you start to move again, allowing richie to chase his high as he whimpers into your lips, gripping your thighs tight.  "please, please." he's groaning and then his hips are stuttering and he’s moaning your name, cumming as he kisses you.

you feel him fill you up and you sigh in pleasure, feeling shaky but more than satisfied. his hands fall from your hips to wipe at his hot, red face. you run your hands through his salty mess of curls, swallowing. "sorry i hit you." you say genuinely, even though you know he liked it. he chuckles, hands wrapping around your waist. 

"you should know that i liked it. i know you did too."

you can only chuckle lightly, face warm as you bury it in the crook of his neck, still too sensitive for either of you to move yet. he continues after a beat.

"i may hate you, y/n, but god damn if our sex isn't the best i've ever had." he says it in an exhausted voice, eyes closed as your skin sticks to his own, but you laugh a bit tiredly, pressing a kiss to his collarbone and comfortable in the feeling of him still deep inside you. it’s obvious that the feeling in your chest when he speaks those words is pride. 

"then we need to make the most of this vacation, i guess." you say, eyes fluttering. 

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[knowone08b]

Okay so I finished Maya and the Three and heres like what I thought of it (this is all just opinion based fyi . I am not a professional show review person. This is just what I thought abt it. Thx ✌🏽):

((also spoilers if u haven’t watched it lol))

IT WAS AMAZING!!!!

like hdbdineisjwnsknw IT WAS SOO GOoOoOoD!!!

There were some many similarities to this show and The Book of Life!!!! Well, more like how they’re in the same universe canonically. Also!!!! There are some lines that I remember being in both Book of Life and this show, like “son of a leopard!“ and when Zatz died when he was holding up the snakes head, he looked at Maya and “I love you Maya”, like in the exact same was Manolo “died” when he saved Maria and his friends/family. Like 👏👏👏👏 sooooo many parallels i could list lol.

Also!!!! The character designs!!!!! Personally my fav design was Chimis:

Mayas design was a little weird to me since her head was like GIANT (or maybe she has a regular head and i have a smol head idk):

I also really liked Ricos eyes since they looked really cartoonish and cute:

Picchu my beloved ❤️😭😭 :

ALSO ZATZ WAS KINDA HOT NGL:

Like daumm 👀👀👀👀 Diego Luna be voice actin all the hot animated characters (ty Diego Lunaaaaa❤️❤️)

(also thx @sereena1996 for making these gifs!)

Also, this show is like for 10 y/o kids and im like. A teenager. So if ur gonna watch it there’s obviously going to be cringey moments since this show is like for kids.

Also!!!!!!!!!!! The ending lowkey made me cry a bit. So now im headcanning that when the Tecca start celebrating Mayas birthday as a holiday, and every year she and Zatz come down from the sky to like. Catch up on things and yknow. Hang out and stuff.

Also Maya and the Three au where the exact same thing happens in the show but all the characters that i like get revived and everyone is happy ;-; and like get to b kids cause technically

Like i thought the director was gonna pull a “ha ha! You thought they died, but they didn’t! They live!” whenever a character like Acat died. But. Not until the ending when everyone like visited again. Canonically, Maya and the Three were mostly in their mid-to late teens, so in my au, they all just do teenager stuff. Like, since Zatz can fly around and stuff, Maya and the gang go on a high pillar so Maya can jump off it to see if she can float. She doesn’t but Zatz flies her around for a bit. Also!!!! Zatz could’ve been good friends with Rico, like Rico giving good and/or badish relationship advice to him. Or Zatz being besties w/ Chimi and doing each others hair, like Zatz having Chimis hairstyle and Chimi having Zatz hairstyle. Or like Maya and the Three shorts where they go on quests and have quirky shenanigans!!! I want that!!!

Needless to say, this was an amazing show and I recommend watching it!!!!

TL;DR: @mexopolis your show was great my guy!!!! I can’t wait to see what other projects you have in store!!!!!

[writinandcrying]

Should I stay or should I go?

tmnt x reader - Headcanon - PART 1

Link for part 2 - Donnie and Mikey

Pov: for external reasons ( your wifi wasn’t working, renovations in your apartment, hell, the whole building, pipe broke down you have no water for 3 days straight) you had to stay at the lair, it was all fun and games for the first 3-4 days, but routine had caught up with you and the turtles, you have never been that close to them for such long time. Which turtle wants you stay longer, and which one wants their space back?

not all turtles have a crush on y/n ( like, at the same time), but depending on which turtle you are reading, they have the crush on y/n (does that make sense? I hope it does )

Leo

🎏He wants you to stay

🎏( you thought I was going to say leave huh?)

🎏At first when you asked if you could stay some days at the lair he was a little bit... apprehensive? Not anxious per say, but definitely questionated if you would be comfortable, if your routines wouldn’t crash, could be keep up his “host” facade for that long?

🎏He was surprised how quiet you were, I mean, whenever everyone were at table for dinner or at game night you joked along, but during “normal activities” work, reading, studying, just, going through your day, you were so quiet. Did you not feel welcomed at the lair?

🎏Truth to be told you didn’t want to feel like a burden or a problem to them, you were already a new person in their space, so you just kept it to yourself. Took turns in who to ask something for if you need it, ( mostly tried to do stuff on your on) so no one would feel overwhelmed

🎏 Leo doesn’t want you to feel like you don’t belong, so whenever he makes tea, or it’s medication time at the dojo, he asks if you would like to join him, at first you thought it was just out of politeness, (and at first it was) but he insists so much that you give in, at some point you both get used to doing stuff together and like each others company

🎏 He loves his brothers? Yes. Loves spending time with them? Of course! But there are a certain amount of things that he would rather do with you, he feels... more comfortable doing so. Doesn’t feel pressured to put up the leader facade, to be serious all the time. he could be him with you, and there wasn’t many times that he could do that ( with master splinter he could, not all times tho. Lately there was so many foot activity going on that master wanted him to stay focused in almost all of their conversations ) so your hangouts were blissful to him

🎏he doesn’t even realize 4-5 days have gone by, when you finally get a call from your landlord that you can go back, he really wants to ask you to stay some more, not only he felt at ease talking to you, but he never slept better those last few days, for him, knowing that you were “under the same roof”, you were protected inside the lair, made him sleep so profoundly, it gave a sense of security he didn’t knew he craved.

🎏 he doesn’t have the heart to ask you tho. asking you to stay seems selfish of him, you have a life, you belong with the other humans out there, this last days with you made him feel so normal, but with that call it was like a bucket out cold icy water runing on this carapace, you both don’t belong in the same world, it was foolish to think anything like.. a relationship, could work between the both of you

🎏Leo gets so caught up in this intrusive ideas, he closes up. At first you think you did something wrong, everything was just fine minutes ago, but then maybe- just maybe, all of the tea you shared together, the shows you watched and the late night talks, was he just being nice? He didn’t want to spend all of that time with you, did he?

🎏 for the first time since you got in the lair, you felt bothersome, you pack your stuff fast, you don’t want to be a burden no longer, you say your thanks to his brothers and master splinter, apologize for any inconveniences, then when it comes to Leo, the air becomes heavier, it harder to read him, your throat tightens, you don’t know if you should thank or say sorry to him.

🎏 you tell him both

🎏 you walk alone through the sewer, moments before you got asked if you needed to be scorted, “it’s no problem” he assured, Leo was smiling but that were something in his eyes that made you question his words, you made your way as you declined his offer. It was easy to Make yourself believe it was the god awful smell that it was making your eyes water with tears

🎏 for the best days, Leo trained for hours, was harsher on patrol, at home, got more quiet than what he normally was. Everyone noticed, no one commented on it. He missed you, He wanted to you to back so bad, he wanted the late night talks, he endless laughter going on between both of you, but in no way he would tell you so.

🎏 if he only knew you wanted the same as him

Raph

🧨 he wants you to stay, but he also wants you to go... you should go

🧨 don’t get me wrong, he loves the first 2 days you are there, my god. He had never felt so powerful at his own home

🧨Raph LOVES spending time with you, you make him feel like the funniest guy around, likes working out with you, or you just admiring him while he works out, wink wink ;)

🧨 has a lot of pent up tension from watching you workout, or just simply having you watch him train and such ( he is a horny man don’t look at me) and he might or might not think of you a lot... in the shower.. in his bed.. in the middle of the night... He lives for the thrill of you being so near him but would actually DIE if you caught him- Well, u know. Anyways, he lives for your attention

🧨 he lives for it until he noticed how eco-y the lair was, and oh boy he needs to fart. Really Bad.

🧨the reason why raph wants you to go is because he needs to fart? Yes. let me tell you why:

🧨Raph cares a lot about his exterior, specially with his crush is around. in his mind he has a reputation to maintain with you, so yeah, he does NOT want to embarrass himself in front of you, plus he needs to work on mikeys sweater and he hasn’t shown to you that he actually knits ( and it’s very self conscious to do so, will you think less of him for having such a... homey- Grandma material, Hobby?)

🧨 so yes; Raph would rather die than to let it rip next to you, but he wants to so bad oh my GOOOOOOD ( mind you this is crush state, if it was a s/o of long time you will need to deal with the monstrosity that comes from his behind, sorry), when he realizes that farts arent the only thing that needs to be let out he lowkey starts to panic ( no, he did not take a dump while you were there, is raph one of those ppl who has a shy 🍑 when there’s new people are around? That cannot go outside his own home? You bet he is)

🧨he does feel more at peace knowing you are safe and sound while sleeping at the lair like Leo, but when you get a call that you can go back to your home, he is upset... and relieved( won’t show the latter until you are out at the door and he’s running to the bathroom)

🧨 will miss you, your sassy remarks, your ass, your company in general, but will only notice those feelings after reclaiming his space back

🧨Mind you when he left his mighty trone, shit was so clogged, Donnie wanted to kill him ( because obviously he is the one to fix everything around the lair)

🧨for his disdain, Mikey had revived a long lost forgotten nickname from old days: Shit blaster 3000

🧨 (Mikey had to hide for 2 hours from Raph trying to beat up his ass from bringing that name back - which stuck for 2 days, mainly cuz Donnie was so pissed at him he wouldn’t let it go of the name)

🧨 but hey, after that he asked you to stay over a lot more! Slowly he started to show more and more about him, ( the relief he felt when he finally showed you his knit projects and you loved it, he was holding up his breath the whole time) he also loves how more comfortable you got after staying those days with him them, so yeah, feel free to stay over a lot more!

🧨just, don’t stay for long periods of time

🧨 (for donnies sake)

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I don’t know how I went from soft to sad Leo to sassy and fart ass raph in one Headcanon? Raph Headcanons are always so serious or u know ~sexy~, but honestly he has such comedy potential, anyways- I hope you guys enjoyed it sbfbgjkfkdks, tell me if you want me to do Donnie and mikeys!

[areuwinningdaughter]

possessive mammon says no

tw : dub-con sex (wow!), possessive mammon, lowkey almost goin yandere, penetration, just filthy smut

pairings : mammon x female reader

summary : you wanna go out, but mammon fucks you so you can't :)

reading time : 4-5 minutes / 1, 152 words

this is not SO DARK ! i rate this 3/5

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"Mammon, can I pleeeease go out today? With Beel?"

You pout as you tug onto Mammon's shirt, only making him growls before shaking his head fast.

"Nope. Ya not goin' anywhere without me, human."

You sigh, slowly releasing the tug you have on him. It's always been like this, ever since you accepted Mammon's confession to be your boyfriend, (which he stuttered and you had to figure it out yourself), Mammon changed drastically.

He only allows you to spend time with his brothers, but only for an hour or two, an extra hour for Satan cuz' he helps you for your study. But only inside the mansion.

If you going out, he must be right by your side.

These days, he doesn't even allow you to speak to your few of your classmates, including Solomon.

When you decided to break his rule, he'd be very moody for days and ignored you, but still kept eyes on you.

"Why do you have to be such a scumbag..." You mutter to yourself, a part of you know that Mammon can actually hear you even while he's on his phone, but another part of you wish that he'd just ignore it.

Unfortunately, it's not the latter.

"Scumbag?! I'm only protectin' ya ass, human! Can't you at least be a bit grateful bout it?" He fights back, immediately throwing his phone to the side, locking eyes with you who is sitting beside him on the bed.

"Grateful?! Mammon, I've been in your room almost the whole day today! I'm bored, ugh!" You go fully grumpy, making Mammon also unhappy with your sudden brattiness.

"So ya don't like being with me?! S'that it?!" "Did I say that?! I just wanna go out!"

You both are now glaring at each other, but your voice is getting a bit lower, knowing that if you raise it too much, Mammon would be very, very unhappy.

And a very unhappy Mammon doesn't end up well for you.

"Ya can go out of my room!"

You roll your eyes.

"I wanna go out of this house of yours, Mammon! Don't you get it?"

Mammon growls again, before pushing you right onto the bed, his body trapping yours completely.

"Why ya always wanna act like a brat?" He whispers making you shudder a bit before he starts licking your ear.

You whimper at his saliva touching your skin directly. Squirming, you try to get out of his hold because you know where this is going.

But Mammon presses his body onto yours, even more, his weight completely forbidding you from running away.

"Mammon, I..."

You let out a gasp once you feel his teeth on your neck, as he bites quite deep into you, making sure that you can feel the pain he's feeling at the moment.

"You're mine, (y/n)! Stop asking to leave my side!" "T-that's not---!"

Mammon crashes his lips onto yours, biting your lips until bleeding. You wince in pain, but Mammon makes sure to make the pain go away by licking the blood off, letting you also taste the iron of your blood.

"Mine..." Mammon mutters, before unbuckling his belt, and his other hand uses to pull your skirt down.

You look at Mammon's cock which is getting hard, as he rubs his cock onto your clothed pussy.

The precum that's already coming out from him makes your panty completely soaked, along with your juices.

Mammon looks like he's in heaven (or hell???), as he closes his eyes, letting out deep groans and growls, feeling so pleased that he's able to feel your juices on his cock even when you still have your panty on.

"Mammon..."

You call out his name, feeling a gush of your juices coming out the more he rubs his cock on it.

"Tell me, human, what do ya want me to do to your pussy?"

You bite your cut lips, unable to handle Mammon's sudden deep voice and lustful eyes, which are looking down at you. Slowly, you spread your legs open for him even wider, biting your thumb, looking into Mammon back.

"F-fuck!" Mammon blushes, before looking away for a second, then he wraps his arms around you, hugging you close.

"Why you're so---... ugh, damn it!"

Mammon squishes you a bit before he positions you correctly once more. He pulls your panty down, as he looks at your glistening pussy, swallowing the water that almost comes out from his mouth, his lust and love for you are now uncontrollable.

"This, is all mine, right human?"

He asks you despite already knowing the answer, and if you answer incorrectly, of course he can just discipline you until you get the right answer.

But you're a smart kid, right?

"Y-yeah, Mammon... A-all yours..." You reply him with a soft voice, and Mammon doesn't hold back any longer.

He pushes his cock deep into you at first try, groaning loudly as he feels your walls around his cock.

"D-damn it, human...!"

Mammon starts moving his hips, thrusting into you at a fast speed. His cock is almost like a plug, fitting your hole nicely, (maybe a little bit too big?) before he pulls out and slams his cock into you again.

With every thrust, Mammon gives a kiss on your cheek, then your lips and your neck.

His hands gripping your waist so that your body can match his fast pace, as he continues to ram into you without taking a breath.

"M-mammon...!" You moan out his name in ecstasy and Mammon only smirks, feeling proud that a demon like him can pound into you this good and make you vulnerable.

Soon you can feel Mammon's cock twitching, so you tighten your hole even more.

"Fuck, human! You love my cock that much, huh?!" He fastens, pushing his cock into you even deeper and faster, hitting the right spot for you. You can only let out moans and whimpers, feeling so full of his cock.

"This cunt is mine, your body is mine, (y/n)...! No one can ever have you!"

A few more thrusts then you both soon fall into the greatest pleasure, as Mammon releases his cum deep inside you. He doesn't miss a single drop, as he continues to pump it all out, hoping that your hole can take all of his thick cum like a good girl you're.

Mammon falls his body on top of you, breathing heavily, breathing in your scent. He's satisfied.

Maybe, not yet.

So he positions himself once more.

"W-wait Mammon, I'm tired---" "If I don't do this, you'll keep crying for attention. I'll give you all of my attention so you don't ever, ask to get out again."

Mammon kisses your lips softly, while his eyes are looking somewhere.

Your gut tells you, or maybe you already know, that somewhere in his room, Mammon keeps chains and ropes, ready to tie you up if you ask to leave again.

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me thinkin i barely play the game n yet i get horny seeing them like HOLY SEND HELP

awh mammon is my boy forevaaa ! i love him so much grrr

also, this writing somehow is not dark enough, its not too feisty, not too ROUGH so i don't like it :(

its only a smut with no gooooood ANGSTY stuff

i shall write mammon kills u next time

kk much love thank u for reading ! x

OH

[maeum-your]

THIS CHAPTER CALLED ME A BITCH FOR JAY IN 32 LANGUAGES AND I AM NOT EVEN JAY BIASED. THE POWER YOU HAVEEEEE!!

now let's talk.

they all wanted to see jay and y/n making out talking things through

I WHEEZED SO HARD WHEN U WROTE THIS A FEW TIMES. I would've been disappointed if it didn't happen tbh, but then I remembered my queen minnie never disappoints 💅👑

baby

EXCUSE ME. BABY????? BABY?????? PARK MF JONGSEONG STFU BEFORE I FALL. like it was so sudden? but jay snapped, he was DONE and the sexual tension was so GOOOOOOD ughhh, I am a simp for u-

i hate you. i love you. i want to never see you again. i want you to never stop kissing me. fuck you. fuck me.

literally my thoughts when jay hit the wall behind her. head empty, just jay. your description kinda reminded me of this look and I only had this jay in mind throughout the whole make out scene SKANAKANANWJ

UGHHHH OMG, I JUST AAAAAAAAAAAA. at the end I literally had tears in my eyes from how good this chapter was. minne you're amazing! PROPS TO MY QUEEN FOR CREATING THIS MASTERPIECE AND FOR MAKING ME A TOTAL SIMP FOR JAY 👑 idk if I should hug you or cry rn bcs I really wanted to stay loyal to my hee-

no because he bias wrecked me too even though he already is my bias HELP

i thought it was the most hilarious thing to cross out the make out stuff at 3 am and i was right 😻

the sexual tension was for real off the charts and imagine if heeseung hadn't come down to look for jay... SCREAMING

n e ways

NO STILL SCREAMING AHHHHHHHHH

i am so embarrassed about the third quote but it needed to be said 😭 i cannot show my face out in public anymore but i think it was worth it seeing how many people lost their minds over that part 💀

NOOOO THAT IS MY FAVORITE JAY AHHH

i was actually basing his description off of this look:

but i kind of prefer your version now 🤭

we can never stay loyal in engene world i swear, you had me simping so hard for heeseung as well 🤧

but I'm so glad that you enjoyed it, it means so much to hear that 🥺

[dandelion-haze1]

so im listening to “Beetlejuice” for the first time 

prologue: invisible: jesus someone is already dead

[ lydia starts singing] jesus f christ park! i think im gay

the whole “being dead” thing: oh my god his voice. im here for this. i love how much he’s breaking the fourth wall. 

ready, set, not yet: 

adam: look at this crib

me: [already hooked on his voice]

but REALLY my favorite part of this song is the “folks say adam/ barbra” 

can we talk about barbra though? she’s so freakin cute!!

the whole “being dead” thing part 2: i want him to be my g u i d e to the other side. 

dead mom: her voice her voice her voice her voice her voice her voice her voice her voi-

fright of their lives: i dont think i’ve said this yet but barbra and adam??? cutest people ever. 

i laughed so hard at “oh yeah? well that was a soliloquy so ur the one who’s bein rude.” 

adam: dress like a b a b y

bj: adam.. i dont even.. no 

me: [literally dying]

ready set (reprise): b a r b r a 👏 i s 👏 s o 👏 f u c k i n 👏 A D O R A B L E

adam’s little giggle when he’s says barbra’s name is the cutest thing in the world

no reason: the contrast between delia and lydia is so freakin amazing. i replayed delia’s part like 10 times before letting the rest of it play

my favorite part of this entire thing is the “NO NO NO NOoooOOo” 

invisible (reprise)/ on the roof: bj’s entire part was so gooooood. also him being excited about having a new best friend is adorable.

say my name: THIS ENTIRE SONG IS SO GOOD AND WILL BE IN MY HEAD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

day-o: i dont really know what’s going on here but im down for it. 

girl scout: THIS SONG OH MY GOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH 

“no one get’s molested my a gothy teen”

that beautiful sound: WHY ARE ALL THESE SONGS SO GOOD WHAT THE FU-

barbra 2.0: it’s funny that they feel alive now that they’re dea-

barbra: break it

adam: [does the cutest gasp i’ve heard]

what i know now: ok i deadass played the first 11 seconds over and over for 31 minutes straight. im in love, also i think this song cured my depression.

home: nvm my depression is back and im sobbing.

the fact that she was talking about going home and she said “adam, barbra, delia, and dad” i-

she included delia...

[continues to cry]

creepy old guy: im mad that this song is such a bop

i replayed “but hey it’s a weddin’” so many times i-

jump in the line: 

im just- 

ugh

im so happy

this musical is so good 

[lost-inthedream]

U always have *chefs kiss* writing! Can we have drunk!clingy!horny! SF9?

I love this request, but the more I wrote the more it got stupid. I hope I can at least make you smile :)

The text below has some suggestive parts.

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Drunk! SF9

Just a party where the boys drink too much

Youngbin:

Seems that will never get drunk. 

Is still apparently doing all right and sounding pretty coherent even though he drained way too many bottles. 

Ok Maybe he’s cursing much more than usual and stopping what he’s saying to stole you a kiss in front of all your friends, just to come back to talk again. But he’s still very collected.

You’re already sure that he’s doing better then you, who didn’t drink a single drop. He’s happy, funny and shows affection. No problems, right?

Until he gets up saying that need to pee (yes, he didn’t said go to toilet or something because his filter is nowhere to be found) and falls on his face. OMG

Everybody stops but he gets his head up so fast “I’m fine!!” He’s laughing, everyone around is laughing and stuff, but you decide to follow him and help, because it’s a long way (not really) to the restroom and it’s full of dangers.

“Why are you coming with me y/n? What are you gonna do to me there?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ” “I’m gonna help you! You can’t walk properly.” He’s not convinced though.

Will clain that he wasn’t really drunk in the morning after. But don’t touch his chin, it’s sore.

Inseong:

Doesn’t have any alcohol tolerance

What’s self control? Everybody is his new best friend and he will say that he loves them.

Sits on your lap (Man he’s heavy) and tells you stories about his childhood that you know that are lies.

Forgets what he’s talking about in the middle of a word and stares at you intensely. Eventually forgets that he forgot something and initiates another crazy topic.

Probably gets sure that he’s a video game character at some moment of the night. That’s when you say that you two need to go home.

Good luck at collecting him. He will run away from you as he’s a 5 years old.

You finally gets convinced that he entered little space and you’ll only have your boyfriend again the next day. Let’s pray together to 27 years old Inseong to come back

You’re kind of dragging him home when he suddenly yells at you “Mom I don’t wanna go home!”

This is the history of the day you think about breaking up with him for the first time.

Jaeyoon:

Manages to get more overwhelming than he already usually is.

Seduces the DJ so them play the song he wants.

You sees him almost kissing the DJ from where you were, because Jaeyoon openly told you that he had to have some important talk with them.

When you question him about what he did, he acts like it was the most normal thing. “Sometimes a man have to fight for what he wants.” “Jaeyoon you just wanted a song to be played.” He ignores you.

You ask yourself if he doesn’t deliberately seduces people when he’s sober too.

Shameless Jaeyoon in the building.You lose count of how many people he flirted with when you were literaly by his side.

He wants everyone to follow his choreo when his song plays. Remember that Michael Jackson Thriller dance scene in 13 Going on 30. And it works because he’s a Leo after all.

Wakes up in the next day as he had done nothing absurd. Looks at you like a pure angel.

Dawon:

Everything is cool until he forgets he’s your boyfriend.

But wait,  it’s not a tragedy, he somehow wants you to be his baby tonight.

“Sanghyuk, I’m actually your girlfriend.”

“What? Do you wanna be my girlfriend? You’re kinda easy... But I just wanna something casual.”  Boi what?!

You decides to play that role so he won’t disturb another person. 

Pays you a drink and you feel like you’re knowing him all over again. It’s actually nice. He does his best to impress you and you remember how much you hated that he wanted you to think he was cool in your first date. Because actually he is and aways was perfect just being himself.

You get kinda curious to know how it will be if you both have sex as it was the first time.

But he falls asleep a little bit after you take your skirt off and you just lay by his side nesting yourself on his chest for some minutes before taking a shower.

Rowoon:

Turns into a coala or maybe he thinks your bodies just exist glued one to the other.

Lets you interact with your friends and the other guests as long as you let him hug you.

Complains when you jerk or move around. He has no idea of what is going on around him but doesn’t mind.

Actually is sleepy but you misundersand him as just your clingy tall boy.

That’s your mistake.

sleeps on your shoulder and I ask you: How will you take him home now dear?

He’s already drooling and you wanna cry because he doesn’t wake up.

Zuho

Introduces you to everyone he knows. And man he knows so many people.

Squeezes your butt while casually talk to them, your eyes almost jump out off your face but you try to play it cool and talk to him about that later.

Lets one of your spicy cheesy pet names escape from his mouth while explaining what you work with. It gets so awkward. You look at his friends with panic in your eyes and they try to laugh it off but damn. It’s bad.

Juho doesn’t see any problem on it though. “You’re my Hot Candy, what’s wrong with it?”

He eventually understand that you’re upset and apologizes. Because you’re upset not because he did an absurd.

Asks if you don’t wanna taste his lollipop to cool down. He’s not kidding

You come back home early and use all the sweets vocabulary you both can think while havind the most wild sex ever.

Taeyang

You have the impression that this boy have never drunk before.

“Y/n this drink is so gooooood.” he says for the 10th time. 

“I think you better stop Tae.”

“Whyyyyyy???”

He develops a brand new way to talk, extending the vowels and sounding really cute indeed but annoying and silly too.

He seems to forget he’s introvert, because God, He dances with everybody and shares drinks with strange people after you said he wouldn’t drink anymore.

Tries to persuade you to change your mind by seducing you.”c’mon we’re both sexy, let’s have more fuuuuuun. Where's that drink?"

Hwyoung:

The peace and love drunk

Insists to walk around with an empty bottle and stop the people he finds beautiful to compliment them. Don’t take the bottle off his hand.

Didn’t really bother anyone. He gets people complimenting him back (because he’s a beauty, look his hair). What makes him feel a happy little bean 

Eventually sleeps in the most weird position, but you prefer to not move him. 

You wink and he’s gone.  Just his bottle friend is there. How did a very drunk Hwiyoung just desappear like smoke.

You find him crying in a corner because he doens’t know where he left the bottle.

Chani:

Has very deep conversations with you while using a snack straw shapped as a cigarette.

His low voice gets even more sexy. How is it possible?

Tells you things that you never thought you would ever hear from him. Things he have done and things he wants to do but would never assume when sober.

There was that time he couldn’t contain his need to pee when he was on a bus (he was 17)

Doesn’t want to move much because what's the use if everything is already spinning around him?

Complains that everyone is boring and you are included

Still loves you the day after.

[tamakisuwu]

— jealousy. | tamaki amajiki.

Tamaki Amajiki x Jealous F! Reader.

Summary : tamaki starts hanging out a lot more with nejire making y/n feel a little bit jealous.

Warnings : slight angst (?) / fluff

first post with my fav. boy tamaki !! I apologize if the story has a few errors or if it isn’t the best, I wrote this in school and not everyone is good at writing also the big three might be a bit ooc so I apologize again but I hope you enjoy !! (´∀｀)♡

As Tamaki’s lover, you knew you had to be patient with him as the stuttering boy was too shy to even make a move on you when you first started dating and that was okay! you just had to be patient. Though sometimes Tamaki did do some things that made you feel not only weird emotions but also made you a bit impatient and today was one of those days.

While in class, when there was no teacher yet, you decided that you wanted to talk to your lover and ask him if he wanted to go with you to the new takoyaki resturant down town after classes however.. as you were about to stand up, Tamaki stood up and started walking over to Nejire— ‘huh? Nejire?’ you thought, watching them from afar. Usually he would go to Mirio when the teacher wasn’t around though you really didn’t mind that he went to Nejire this time. They were close friends and you didn’t mind that! or so you thought..

As the day passed by, with you trying to talk with Tamaki only to have him go to Nejire to talk about God know’s what, you thought you had done something wrong or something to upset him as it looked like he was ignoring you but you knew that wasn’t the case but just to be sure, you would talk to him when classes ended.

The day ended with you fixing your bag, slinging it over your shoulder and with one last glance of your desk, you turned around and walked outside, waiting for Tamaki. You waited, sitting down on one of the benches before you heard footsteps that were going to your way. You looked behind you only to see your boyfriend walking up to you! you inhaled softly before smiling as he now stood in front of you, his indigo hair slightly flowing to the side cause of the wind.

“H-hey bunny” He said, stuttering in his voice that you fell in love with. “Hey Tama! ready to go home now?” you said smiling widely as he called you the nickname that you grew to love. He blushed seeing you smile at him so happily before looking away making you tilt your head, waiting for his response. “Is something wrong Tama?” You asked in a gentle tone, one that made Tamaki go weak in the knees. “U-um.. I’m s-sorry bunny b-but I agreed to help N-nejire once school w-was over..” Tamaki said, looking at you once again, not noticing your smile go upside down.

Oh. you thought, now knowing that he wasn’t really mad at you or anything but you still couldn’t help that feeling inside your stomach, it wasn’t that pleasant feeling when you’re in love but a rather sick feeling that made your heart ache but you shook it off, smiling at him. “Oh! its okay, I’ll go now but don’t stay out too late!” You said trying to shake off the bitterness in your tone. What was happening? Why are you feeling this way? Nejire’s your friend for goodness sake! So why? Why are you feeling like this?

Tamaki didn’t seem to notice this as he waved, smiling slightly when you waved back with a smile. You turned around, your smile turning into a slight frown but nevertheless you started walking back to the dorms, buying yourself a takoyaki for dinner before going to bed with you being positive about this whole situation, not knowing that this would continue on for days.

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A few days have passed and this still continued, you trying to talk to your lover, only to have him walk over to Nejire or Mirio at times but these past few days it was always Nejire and you were starting to get tired of it. You get it, it was wrong to feel this way but, how could you not feel this way? Nejire was better than you, more confident, more attractive, and just amazing. She was everything you were not and you couldn’t help but feel sad and jealous just seeing them together, you wanted to break their conversation but you knew you wouldn’t be a ble to relate anyway.

Your jealousy started growing as you started to doubt yourself more and more. You’d doubt yourself whenever you’d see them together, walking together, just anything they did together, you’d always compare yourself to her and your mood started to get the attention of your lover’s best friend Mirio.

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You were about to go home, not even bothering to ask Tamaki to walk with you as you knew, he would decline you again. You knew he would decline you for Nejire and you didn’t wanna feel the big pang in your heart when you hear his rejection. You slung your bag over your shoulder, fixing your desk, humming softly. “y/n!!” You heard a familiar voice shout making you turn around only to be met by your lover’s best friend, Mirio. “Hey Mirio.” you said, smiling slightly as you started walking to the door, Mirio following behind you.

“You okay? I noticed that you and Tamaki barely hang out nor speak as much.” He says as if it wasn’t the most obvious thing in the world making you sigh as you opened the door and started walking outside of the hero school. “Yeah I’m okay.. I guess you could say?” You say or more of– ask, tilting your head slightly while looking at the scenery in front of you. “Hm? What do you mean you guess?” Mirio asks, worry coating his usual cheerful voice making you sigh as you decided to just tell him.

“Well, these past few days, Tamaki’s always hanging out with Nejire and I’m not saying I doubt them or anything. I trust them with all my heart! I just feel.. I don’t know.. sad, confused?” You say, getting your feelings out as you hoped that Mirio wouldn’t get defensive or just outright tell Tamaki or Nejire which you knew you wouldn’t but still, they were all close friends and you never know! “Ah.. so you’re jealous. I see, I see..” Mirio says teasingly, making you sigh then frown making Mirio know that this was serious and not some game.

“You know, you should go up to him y/n! It’ll help you lots!” Mirio says, smiling cheerfully, patting your shoulder in reassurance which made you chuckle slightly. “I would honestly love to Mirio but I’m not confident enough for that and what if he reacts like this or like that or worse what if he actually breaks up with m–” before you could finish that sentence and think for the worse, Mirio cuts you off “Look, I know Tamaki and I know that he would never do that! He loves you way too much for that and I know this cause he talks about you a lot.” Mirio says winking, making you blush slightly.

You thought for a bit, still walking with Mirio to your dorms before you sighed, reaching your dorms. Looking up to your tall and cheerful friend, you smiled at him making him smile back. “I’ll think about it Mirio.” You said while Mirio nodded and smiled, giving you a thumbs up. You laughed and waved before parting ways in the dorms.

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The next day flew by and while getting ready, you’ve decided that you’re gonna tell Tamaki all about what you’ve been feeling. You were nervous as hell, yes but you wanted to get these feelings off your chest. You went downstairs, seeing that you were the only one awake and went to school, grabbing a breakfast on the way. You arrived at your classroom and like usual you were the first one to arrive. You walked over to your desk and decided that you should take a nap for a bit, no one was here anyways. You sat down on your desk, closed your eyes and hummed a song before falling asleep slowly.

You awoke to the sound of people whispering, while some were just talking making you groan and open your eyes only to be met with your lover, Tamaki and Nejire talking happily as if you weren’t even there and that thought gave an ache to your heart. You looked away with a teary eye, hoping that no one would see it. “Gooooood morning y/n!!~” Nejire sang, making you sigh, she must’ve seen you open your eyes and now you’re gonna have to face them. Them, the two people that made you feel this weird emotion.

“O-oh.. Good m-morning bunny..” That voice that you loved and missed so much stuttered out to you, you just wanted to hug him and tell him everything but you refrained yourself from doing so, you didn’t want him to think you were clingy or that possessive girlfriend! “Hey guys..” You muttered out, staring at the wall, just wanting to get out of there.

“Heey! Why don’t cha look over here y/n-chan? your boyfriend here wants to see youuu~” Nejire said in a happy, cheerful voice, putting her hand on your shoulder making you tense up slightly. “H-hey! I-I didn’t say that!” Tamaki said, not knowing that this answer just made you feel more worse. Making you stand up, still teary eyed before wiping your eyes with your arm looking at both of them before smiling.. a smile that everyone could tell was fake, pained, doubtful.

“I um.. I’ve gotta go for a bit s-so.. Bye!” You said quickly before dashing to the door, biting your lip to keep your emotions in. Everyone looked at the door in shock while Tamaki sat on his chair still in shock and confused as to why it happened. Why did you run? Why were you crying? Why did you look so sad? Whatever it was Nejire knew it all as she frowned and nudged on Tamaki’s arm. “You better go after her and ask her whats wrong.” She said, still frowning while Tamaki nodded. “T-thats what I w-was gonna do.” Tamaki said before dashing off, following your footsteps while Nejire felt guilty for asking so much time from your boyfriend.

Tamaki ran, questions running around his head, looking everywhere for you before bumping into his childhood friend on accident. “Oh! Hey Ta–” Before Mirio could say anything Tamaki cuts him off, in a quick stuttering sentence. “M-mirio! h-have you s-seen y-y/n?!” Tamaki asks making Mirio tilt his head in a curious manner. “No but why? wha–” Mirio was about to say something but he got cut off with Tamaki running off leaving Mirio confused as ever.

You ran and ran until you were at the side of the school. Panting softly, you sat down, rethinking the whole event that just happened. ‘What if I overreacted? God.. He probably thinks I’m so sensitive now or worse he probably hates me..’ You thought before hearing soft pants coming from your right, you looked at your right only to see your lover walking up to you while panting making you frown and stand up, getting ready to run before you felt a fim but gentle grip on your wrist, you widened your teary eyes as you looked at Tamaki, quickly looking down so he wouldn’t see you in such state.

“L-look at me bunny.” Tamaki said in a soft voice. Refusing to look at him, keeping you head down, you heard him sigh. Thinking he would just walk off, you braced yourself before you felt a hand pull your chin up. Only for your teary eyes to meet his indigo eyes that you loved dearly. “W-whats wrong bunny? D-did I do s-something to make y-you u-upset..?” Tamaki said, his hand on your wrist slowly going to your hand, tracing small patterns on your palm.

You sighed, you did want this to happen but not in this way! but there was no point in hiding it so you decided to man up and tell him about it. “I-I.. you’ve been hanging out with N-nejire a lot a-and.. I really don’t mind that at all! b-but.. you’ve been d-declining me and all your attention is on h-her.. and I get it.. She’s beautiful, sexy, attractive, smart, strong while I’m here being this stupid, ugly, unattract–” before you could say that last word, you felt a pair of soft, slightly trembling lips touch your own, making you gasp.

Tamaki was never one to kiss you first and definitely not in public! however you didn’t care. You just needed him, you missed him, you’ve spent all these past few days lonely, confused, sad and you just needed him at this moment. The kiss lasted for a whole minute but to you, it felt like it lasted just for a second. Tamaki looked at you, redness covering his pale cheeks. He cupped your face making you lean into his touch out of instinct making his red cheeks go more red.

“D-don’t you dare finish that sentence. Y-you’re the m-most beautiful p-person I have e-ever met and ever s-seen. You’re not s-stupid. You’re smart, t-talented and the most amazing p-person I know! D-don’t you ever say that b-bunny, because you m-mean the whole w-world to me.” Tamaki said, hugging you gently and snuggling his face onto your neck making you giggle as you felt his hair tickle your neck. He took this as a cue to continue. He kissed your neck softly making you gasp and blush.

“I only spent t-time with N-nejire c-cause.. O-our anniversary w-was coming u-up soon a-and I-I needed advice on h-how to m-make it the best a-anniversary f-for you and s-since only Nejire was a g-girl, I figured that s-she’d be the b-best persin to t-talk t-to. I’m sorry bunny, I-I didn’t m-mean to make you j-jealous.” Tamaki said, stroking your back softly while you played with his hair, you felt guilty for ruining his suprise but you felt relieved after hearing him say that.

“I’m sorry if I ruined your suprise Tama and its okay, I forgive you, I just didn’t know and overreacted.” You said, sighing softly, still playing with his indigo locks. “N-no. I-its okay bunny, i-if you were like that with M-mirio or something I-I.. I’d feel the same.” Tamaki said, shaking his head. just imagining it makes his heart ache. You hummed as you played with his hair.

The past few days, you felt these weird emotions, getting confused, lost, sad and filled with doubt but you realized that its okay to feel that emotion, that emotion that was so called jealousy, it made your bond with your lover even closer than before

and you were happy with that.

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omg, after like 2-3 hours, I’m finally done!! this was my first story here and I hope that ya’ll enjoyed this story and I hope that it wasn’t too cringey– I’m really sorry if it looked like I did Nejire dirty, I really love her tho seriously!! she’s adorable! I just thought she’d be perfect for this one shot cause she’s the only girl that Tamaki is most likely comfortable with. I apologize still if they’re a bit ooc– I’ll do better next time! and leave sum requests, its open (≧∇≦)

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can you please do an A - Z kenshin I would love that A////A

A/N: Hope you like it!

Warning: smutty smut smut and floof

A = Aftercare

He’s such a sweet precious boy, for himself, he needs to cuddle you for at least a few hours if you decided to have sex during the day – even if it’s before bed, he needs a few hours in the morning to hold you before having to go for his duties (let’s be honest, if it was up to him he would be holding you in his arms forever). Kenshin also regularly asks you if you are okay, how you’re feeling, and if you need anything. If you do, he won’t hesitate to do what you ask immediately. 

B = Body Part

Kenshin adores your cheeks because they convey explicitly when you’re blushing and embarrassed and it’s the cutest thing he’s ever seen on you. He is so fond of nuzzling, kissing your cheeks, caressing them, the whole thing, he finds it incredibly domestic.

On himself, he likes his eyes because he could never be able to see that soft look you give him when you stare at him, his heart swells every time. Plus he knows how much you like his contrasting coloured eyes.

C = Cum

He’s pretty clean most of the time so he prefers cumming inside of you, and the thought of having children with you overjoys him. However, when he’s in a really kinky mood, he would definitely release on your body, anywhere.

D = Dirty Secret

It’s not a dirty secret but he would never tell you because it makes him incredibly shy, but in the mornings – any morning actually, sex or not – he makes sure he’s awake before you so he can see your beautiful sleeping face. He could watch it for hours but unfortunately, he has duties to carry out. 

E = Experience

He’s not as experienced as you thought he would be initially with all the attention he brings – even though he’s intimidating to everyone. Kenshin knows the basics, he would never be like that ‘gross’ Shingen, using an excuse of knowing the best ways to make “women fall apart completely below you” (I’m sorry Shingen I love you T-T).

The Dragon feels that sex is more intimate and he would only have sex if he really needs to, so when it does happen, he’d do it with someone and get it over with it quickly. Although he still makes sure his partner for the night is also satisfied which is where he picked this kind of stuff up.

F = Favourite Position

Definitely a position where he can see your face. His absolute favourite is missionary because when you’ re done, he collapses on you – making sure it won’t hurt you – and placing his cheek against your chest and listening to your rapid heartbeat.

G = Goofy

He’s not goofy, he takes your pleasure seriously. Plus it’s pretty intimate so it makes him a little shy.

H = Hair

Neat and well groomed.

I = Intimacy

Very very intimate all the time every time.

J = Jerk Off

If it’s not you doing it it’s not worth it ;)

K = Kink

Lowkey has a sub kink, he wants to see you ‘try’ and use him to get yourself off because he finds it so cute and attractive. So he’d like to be a power sub basically.

L = Location

In the bedroom, or in semi-private places in general where there is a very low chance of getting caught, he doesn’t want anyone else seeing you in such a vulnerable situation – in his opinion.

M = Motivation

You, you, youuuuuuuuuu

N = No

Hurting you or having to have full control of what happens, he doesn’t trust himself with you even though you know he should be.

O = Oral

He prefers giving because he loves how you squirm under him, the effect he has on you is such a turn on with him.

P = Pace

He’s goes pretty quickly ‘by default’ but if you want it to be more romantic, he’ll go slower for you.

Q = Quickies

No, if you guys have sex, he wants to savour you fully.

R = Risky

Risky in experimenting? Yes as long it’s it’s appropriate, in terms of taking risks in terms of where it happens? Not really, there is always a pattern and it’s away from prying eyes.

S = Stamina

He has decent stamina, for three or four rounds, though that doesn’t dictate how long you guys go for, it’s entirely up to you despite your protests at how selfless he can be. 

T = Toy

No, he wouldn’t feel confident if a toy pleasured you better than he did.

U = Unfair

He’s not the most cruel person when it comes to teasing but he would definitely be unfair sometimes just to see you on edge, but it wouldn’t last too long because he can’t resist you and doesn’t want it to be too unpleasant for you either. Kenshin is too soft for your own good basically.

He doesn’t like being teased though, at all, at first he would find it a little amusing but then oof, you’re going to have a gooooood night.

V = Volume

Pretty loud when he’s tired, still loud normally lol.

W = Wildcard

Not really, he doesn’t want to scare you, but over time, he does become a little wild!

X = X-Ray

Average girth, just above average length.

Y = Yearning

His sex drive is fairly high but he’s very good at controlling it, until you tease him.

Z = ZZZ

He’s a little tired, on long days he will fall asleep very quickly. Sometimes it’s adorable because he wants to make sure you fall asleep before him so he can make sure everything is okay but he’s also slowly falling asleep. So his eyes just flutter open and closed as he watches you, looking like a puppy trying to stay awake and it makes your heart melt. When he’s unable to stay awake, you kiss him on the nose and snuggle closer.

And yes, he does subconsciously scrunch his nose up in response.

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hi!! you're honestly my most trusted fic rec blog because ur taste is so gooooood and exquisite *chef's kiss!* Do u have any favorite soulmate fics? Also, thank you so much for being the best channel for the best fics here on this platform! 🥺❣️

chef’s kiss?? chef’s kiss?!! you’re chef kissing me?! lol do you guys actually read the feedback I leave on my rbs??? 0.0

the best??? I’m what- you think I’m the best?!! jngjernjbthbiu[tksjng (insert sobbing emoji bc I’m on my laptop) thank youuuuuuuu so much for your kind ask & thank you for waiting patiently for my answer 

okay soulmate fics so I actually really like this au (but sometimes I think it can be weird & a turn off if the member just loves y/n bc she was reincarnated so I don’t usually read those kinds it’s mostly integrated in the werewolf & vampire aus I read but I think some of them are more about mates than soulmates if that makes sense idk) surprisingly there aren’t many I’ve read so I apologize I thought there’d be more oops I don’t want to rank any of these bc the writers are all great

Love Language by @rmnamjoons (one shot, nj x reader) admittedly this is the first one that came to mind bc I think it’s really unique & really really really cute & sweet kewjn[rjegnbeh plus there’s smut how can it be so pure yet so *chef’s kiss*

Bound by @mygsii (one shot, nj x reader) so this is a werewolf au & um yeah it was a pretty self-indulgent read but I love werewolf aus & Joonie so get off my back XD I loved this fic a lot & even tho there wasn’t much plot I think the simplicity was nice & made it easy to just read & indulge in this since sometimes fics w/ heavy plots can get exhausting at times no matter how good they are so I think this is good if you want a nice simple cute smutty read

Once Bitten, Twice Shy by @pbandjk (series, th x reader, ft. soulmate!jk) so another werewolf au (leave me be XD) this is a series I’m currently reading & I can’t wait for more it’s been a bit since it was updated so I’m not sure if it’s on hold or what but I think there’s plenty of good stuff to read in the first two chapters to (maybe?) give you that soulmate au I think it’s really good 

Soul Meiteu by @bang-tan-bitches (series, ot7 x reader)

Immortals by @bang-tan-bitches (series, ot7 x reader)

okay these last two are really really really good & are probs more of what you’re looking for when you say soulmate au lol they have more chapters to them so you’ll have plenty of content (but you’ll have to be patient for the next update since they’re busy & haven’t been able to write lately it’s still worth reading tho!!!) but yeah I’m reading these series too & they’re really cute & fluffy so pls give them a read I think you’ll like them ^-^

I hope you find something you like – as always leave a comment if you guys have any other suggestions ^-^

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Not two cats... 😏 no, you will not distract me idc about any type of cats atm! I have 3, but I don't have any MILFs 😐 unless you count Seonghwa's MILFy PCs.

Nvm, I saw Yunho's "delicious" English breakfast poor boy lmaooooo, the dry buffet breakfast, yikes. Sadly now they're in France so out of the frying pan and into the fire I'm afraid. French and British people are racist AND have awful food, pick your struggle really.

Relax with the fist Arthur 😅 but also that's me everytime I see another Seonghwa card I need to buy. I've also been buying dolls and plushies recently, I'm getting so many Ateez ones 😭 dignity has left the chat long ago. But I'm not immune to Ateez furry dolls...

Yes I bought a few binders from Etsy, but most are 4 pockets only 😐 I guess I will have to buy regular ring binders soon, but those are ugly and uninteresting even though I can decorate them I just find them pretty meh...

Yeah, general Y/N was a bad bitch ofc, but since the BB one was more realistic and the whole story was so funny (though BB Hwa is still not totally forgiven) I always come back to that fic. Also I have a confession to make, I only read Duke Hwa once - well I re-read some scenes more than once 😉 but I skipped some of the pregnancy stuff cause I always do that 😭 and tbh now that I think about it I don't remember the fic that well, the ending especially 😮 actually I'm pretty sure I've already told you that, but my memory is lacking, ahhahha

The stabbing is definitely a huge issue, don't wanna go into details but I've seen some stuff even outside my window like axes, machetes too... uhm, but yes I LOVE LONDON 😅

Aaaand that's exactly the type of loosening up I meant, heh we were like "girl, that dick got you gooooood" but good for her!

Oh the d*dd* guy teases us a looooot, also I met him irl like 10 times, but half the time it happened when I suffered from cystitis cause my bladder hates me and he even bought me some medications twice, so every time we see each other even on screen he asks about my bladder 🤡

Omg, the fake kid project, is it a legit thing though? It's like an American thing I guess cause I've never heard about it anywhere else, but it sounds like a nightmare in many ways. I don't remember that post I don't think??? Also at first I thought you meant a real child, the "fake" didn't register and I was again like "NOOOOO FUCK THEM KIDS" especially at uni ahhahaha. Reminds me of the Baby Born dolls I had as a kid they would pee/shit even throw up, I don't know why I wanted them in the first place... strange and dark times 🤨 - DV 💖

hELLO!

Not two cats... 😏 no, you will not distract me idc about any type of cats atm! I have 3, but I don't have any MILFs 😐 unless you count Seonghwa's MILFy PCs.

two cats ☺️☺️ his favourite <3 BRWNBDWKHDWK BUT LOOK AT THE CAT,,,, LMFAOOOO SEONGHWA’S PC’S R ENOUGH EVIDENCE THAT U HAVE MILFS

Nvm, I saw Yunho's "delicious" English breakfast poor boy lmaooooo, the dry buffet breakfast, yikes. Sadly now they're in France so out of the frying pan and into the fire I'm afraid. French and British people are racist AND have awful food, pick your struggle really.

THE DRY BUFFET 😭😭😭 NO WONDER THEY SEEK KR FOOD FBFBFB no bc so true 😭😭😭 the only good thing i can think of is the desserts paris has, and the STOP. STOP. SEONGHWA WILL DROP PICTURES NEXT TO THE EIFFEL TOWER SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IM GONNA SCREAM THIS IS MODEL HWA COMING TRUE IM ACRWMAINF FBWMFBWMBFMWBDMW

Relax with the fist Arthur 😅 but also that's me everytime I see another Seonghwa card I need to buy. I've also been buying dolls and plushies recently, I'm getting so many Ateez ones 😭 dignity has left the chat long ago. But I'm not immune to Ateez furry dolls... Yes I bought a few binders from Etsy, but most are 4 pockets only 😐 I guess I will have to buy regular ring binders soon, but those are ugly and uninteresting even though I can decorate them I just find them pretty meh...

added to the hwa collection im abt to rob u off ☺️☺️ omg THE DOLLS YES PLS NAME HWA’S MARS omg do u perhaps happen to buy baekhyun’s teolaegi??? one of my friends bought it and she received it today and iTS THE CUTEST THING EVER !!! ah actually pls do tell me what type of binder is the best for pc’s bc i keep my pc’s in the album and i heard that’s not good for long term so 😭😭😭 U CAN ALSO SEE SOME AT WISH my mother bought some stuff and the washi tapes from wish??? god bless omg

Yeah, general Y/N was a bad bitch ofc, but since the BB one was more realistic and the whole story was so funny (though BB Hwa is still not totally forgiven) I always come back to that fic. Also I have a confession to make, I only read Duke Hwa once - well I re-read some scenes more than once 😉 but I skipped some of the pregnancy stuff cause I always do that 😭 and tbh now that I think about it I don't remember the fic that well, the ending especially 😮 actually I'm pretty sure I've already told you that, but my memory is lacking, ahhahha

YEAH!!! general yn was cute when she was with seonghwa 😭😭☺️ <3 BRWMDBWKDBWMDHWK BBHWA YN WAS SO FUNNY WHEN SHE WAS GONNA CALL HWAS FRIENDS OVER IN THE LIBRARY AND HE SMASHED HER FACE IN THE BOOK 😭😭 SCREAMED,,, omg ik so many ppl literally hate that part bc of that and i want to delete it all so bad 😭😭😭🤚🏼 i promise i ain’t ever writing that i just wanted to fill in the words,, i can’t look at myself after that so please. DONT READ DUKE 😭😭😭 i want to erase my dark past, just read pt 1 & 2 forget 3. 🔫. u ain’t ever seeing kids in the duke universe anymore,,, mayhaps in the woo one! but that one’s a nice one ok <3 she’s so cute <3 is mute <3 and is woo’s favourite girl <3 reader can go to hell, he rly fr cares for her <3 he’s cocky asshole to the reader tho <3 this alll can change <3

The stabbing is definitely a huge issue, don't wanna go into details but I've seen some stuff even outside my window like axes, machetes too... uhm, but yes I LOVE LONDON 😅bAaaand that's exactly the type of loosening up I meant, heh we were like "girl, that dick got you gooooood" but good for her!

HELLO????;!2&;)&14)@1$3@2 LOVE LONDON JUST FOR THE PLACES NOT THE PPL 😭😭,,, oHo ☺️☺️☺️ she def got loosened up after that ☺️☺️🥰😚

Oh the d*dd* guy teases us a looooot, also I met him irl like 10 times, but half the time it happened when I suffered from cystitis cause my bladder hates me and he even bought me some medications twice, so every time we see each other even on screen he asks about my bladder 🤡

BRMQHDKQHDKW AS HE SHOULD 😭😭 PLS IS HE THE FUNNY TEASING GUY 😭😭🔫 UR FRIEND SCORED WHENS THE WEDDING IS HE GONNA CRY AT THE ALTAR HE WILL 🔫 LMFAOOOO NAURURURURUR IM SCREAMINFBFMWDH HE JUST RANDOMLY HEARS U ON A CALL AND GOES “oh hi! how’s ur bladder?” BFMWDBWK THIS IS LIKE WOOYOUNG ENERGY

Omg, the fake kid project, is it a legit thing though? It's like an American thing I guess cause I've never heard about it anywhere else, but it sounds like a nightmare in many ways. I don't remember that post I don't think??? Also at first I thought you meant a real child, the "fake" didn't register and I was again like "NOOOOO FUCK THEM KIDS" especially at uni ahhahaha. Reminds me of the Baby Born dolls I had as a kid they would pee/shit even throw up, I don't know why I wanted them in the first place... strange and dark times 🤨 - DV 💖

YEAH AN AMERICAN THING 😭😭 like some courses they do or something never heard of it until i saw it in a movie dbdbdb YEAH NO REAL CHILD THANK YOU <3 i realize i talk abt kids a lot but ive like never met a nice kid or a kid at usual 🔫🔫🔫🔫 ???????? PEE SHIT AND THROW UP??? TF U GETTING THESE DOLLS FROM THE HECK??? ANON?????

[aww--baby]

Well it's going somewhere.. 💀

So like he is in a different class and like we have lunch together and he stares at me everytime 😩😩😩 and whenever I look at him he still stares at me UGH THE butterflies i get 😭😭😭

I try to approch him but like he is always busy playing soccer with his friends 🙄

And this week He CAME TO MY CLASSSSSSS AHHHH he was with us for a whole dayyyy *screams*

Oh wow that's a LOT of progress 😌😌

Oh em jay HELLAUR ANON UR IN UR Y/N ERA NAHRRRRRR the staring ugh me when 😭

He's a jock?? Which fanfiction is this wow :o

An entire day with the love of ur life WOW its going gooooood ic

kepp me updated if u want i love this 👀💞💞

[kaspsbrak]

Hc where Richie and Bill are confused as to why their clothes keeps disappearing and Eddie and Stan are just in the dining room eating breakfast and they're wearing their boyfriends' clothes.

hOOOO boy that’s som gooOoood shit (also sorry bb i made them study instead of eatin forgive me)

* so stan, eddie, richie, and bill are all goin to college together* most of the time if they aren’t taking classes they’re in each others dorms* stan n eddie share a dorm n richie n bill share a dorm* it’s all fun times cos like !!!!!! childhood friends n ya know they don’t have to worry about new people which is dumb* so bill and stan have been boyfriends longer then eddie and richie have, since they were juniors in high school * richie and eddie just recently started dating like that same first year of college* so one day they decide to have a study date cos those are fun and i mean double dates,,,, amirite???* so the four of them manage to squeeze themselves into bill and richies shared dorm (where bill has a fantastic amount of books, btw)* richies takin a break from studying n he goes to his room to find a jacket cos it’s a bittt chilly* bill comes in and he’s like “yo, y-you getting a j-j-juh-jacket, richie?”* richies like “yeah it’s cold as fuck but i think we’d get yelled at if we messed with the thermostat.”* bill agrees n goes through his own drawer to find a sweatshirt* but what the fuck,,,,, some of richies hawaiian shirts are gone?????* and fuckin, bills sweatshirts have gone missing as well?????* and where the f u c k is richies track pants wh At??* bills goddamn sweatpants are gone tOO like i’m pretty sure they’re ready to fight* “what the shit this is like the third time this week who the fuck is breaking into our dorms and stealing our shit”* bill rushes in the living room to alert his boyfriend and one of his best friends and bitch* stan is in bills grey sweatshirt and black sweatpants * “rICHIE I TH-THINK OUR B-BOYFR-FRUH-FRIENDS HAVE BEEN STEALING F-F-FUH-FROM US”* richie yeets himself into the living room (and yes he kinda slips but that’s okay)* “what the fuck eddie are you in my goddamn clothes”* eddie glances up at richie “yeah, rich, i am. they’re comfortable and they smell like you”* stan nods his head n agrees* richie runs up to his bf and kisses him* “you look cute as hell but i’m gunna need my clothes back those were my favorite track pants”* eddie rolls his eyes * “god richie why can’t you just lET ME BE ROMANTIC IN MY OWN WAY”* bill doesn’t mind that much and he just kisses stan and he’s like “keep em you look adorable and i love you stanley”* anyways so like the end everyone’s gay and eddie never ends up returning richies clothes but stans too nice and gives them back