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Alright bestie I’m on that shit again
So yandere Superman, right? Like obviously your fucked. The only other yandere in existence that might just be able to keep you from him is Batman, but even then he’d probably sooner work together just to ensure your safety- but that’s a prompt for another day.
Back to yan Superman, imagine you’re his darling and he is “keeping you safe”. But one day, you get snatched up by some organization that wants to use you as leverage or some shit, but you are just sobbing in relief at maybe being free- only to have Superman show up and do some not so super things to everyone who “stole” you
There are just so many casually horrifying things about Superman that people don't realize until you start like digging into his lore. "Oh he's super strong and a super fast flyer" actually he can do basically anything at those super speeds to the point he can literally even PROCESS THOUGHTS at near light-speed which means he has Absolutely Terrifying reaction times and can make plans and schemes on a dime, which, you know, can be even better utilized by him being intelligent. He has natural invulnerability so if you throw a punch at him too hard you could literally shatter the bones in your hand and he can't even control that, like you could literally hurt yourself with him on accident! He can see across INSANE DISTANCES and his x-ray vision doesn't have like a set range so he could do anything from, peep inside buildings to spy on you, to looking under your clothing for any bruises or injuries or even self harm marks, to peeking behind your hero disguise to learn your true identity, to seeing if there's anything inside your stomach and seeing if you're eating properly. Like jesus christ he literally found out Lois was pregnant from waking up one morning and suddenly hearing the heartbeat of the FETUS, there's literally nothing from him pulling that stereotypical "I know you're nervous or lying or afraid because I can literally hear your heartbeat increase" scary bullshit
And let's talk about Lois for a sec because my god her death was literally what kicked off the Injustice timeline? And there are other forms of Superman media where she just straight up dies naturally of cancer! Sure we could take the easy way and say "in this au Lois never existed or was just Clark's friend and he loved YOU" (which is my preferred default tbh bc, no competition for Reader lol) but I mean if you're going for that angst, that real whump, a yandere Clark Kent that just lost his wife/unborn child to either the Injustice incident or cancer, now overcome with grief? And in those cancer timelines they usually already have a son, Jonathan, and sometimes Jordan, and here's Clark thinking, well, his boy needs a mother, and he's got these weird feelings for you, and lil Jonny clearly has affection for you, maybe bring a bit of a platonic yan himself who sees you as either a big sister or even a secondary mom, so... be his wife maybe?
Like my god if Reader somehow helped him through the grief of losing Lois and managed to avoid "fully activating" Superman's anime villain arc, like he's going full fascist in the Injustice 2 Bad Ending, then some shit DEFINITELY goes down when Reader gets taken away. It just reactivates all his trauma. No! He can't lose anyone else! Jonathan can't lose anyone else! You're not just someone he loves, you're his FRIEND!
You're just huddled in whatever cell you've been kept in with your black eyes and bruises and knuckles bloodied from trying to fight back when you hear Clark's voice and you look up with excitement that just falls immediately off your face because holy shit did he just unlock that thumbprint scanner with a severed arm, and suddenly you're realizing there are other shades of red on his costume and dripping from his fingers
I can only imagine like, ngl I considered a sequel to my fic Doubt where Reader escapes the manor and runs into Supernan as the only other person who can protect you, so here we would have the inverse: you're the only one who knows about Clark's increasing instability and, while you still have your own freedom and autonomy, try to speak to Bruce about it, and now you have Batman Vs Superman: Competing For Your Heart Edition. I can only imagine what sort of unhinged reactions there would be if you think you've got Batman alone and you're beginning to cry all "Bruce I'm really worried about Clark, he isn't acting like himself, there's something wrong with him" and. Clark is like literally using his x-ray vision to read lips through the walls if he can't use his super hearing to outright eavesdrop.
Of course as you suggested, I'm always a slut for ideas with"oh shit I ran to this guy to help me and he's ALSO crazy, now they're teaming up and I'm in some weird shared/poly situation with TWO nutjobs". Lmao you go to Bruce concerned about Kal and Bruce goes to confront him and Clark just drops "did you know Y/N has been hiding self harm cuts under their hero suit also wow they smoke HELLA weed and im worried about their lungs and all the stuff they do when they're alone that no one else knows about 🥺" and suddenly here's Bruce " thanks i hate this actually :)" and there's a scheme concted to spy on you or move you elsewhere.
I've even thought of "Reader oh nooOoooOo, that, giant monster or villain attack or whatever also coincidentally destroyed your shitty little apartment complex? You mean Clark 'accidently' got sent flying into your building or smacked some giant creature into it and now you don't have a place to live? And you're broke too? Oh no 🥺 Well, BATMAN has this nice big house with lots of room in for you to stay toooootally 'temporarily', we PROMISE uwu"
Batman is the one who can put a tracking chip injected into your skin or even disguised as a filling in one of your teeth, and Superman is the one who can zoom off to rescue you/retrieve you "faster than a speeding bullet". I think one of the only people who could bring them down together at that point would be like. Fucking DARKSEID and, Jesus no, you definitely don't want HIM treating you as a pet 😭 the evil Batman that was brainwashed by him in the Apokolips War movie was scary enough (and scary HOT, lmao, let him keep me as some sort of prize and the only luxury Darkseid will allow him as a reward for his obedience. Lord Batman goes from having a meeting talking about like enslaving people to returning to his quarters and railing tf outta you because he's still holding onto some slim vestiges of humanity where he cares about you but also using you as his personal anti stress fuck toy)
#yandere superman#yandere batman#yandere dc#i got a draft whee damian and jon like you and introduce you to their fathers#and suddenly stalking you becomes a family affair#the boys walk you home and jon lies about having to pee so damian can plant bugs while youre distracted#the boys going back to their fathers and telling them all of your personal business#'yeah dad when she was at work i used my xray vision and saw her creepy manager grope her in the walk in'#suddenly your small little privately owned cafe was just bought out by wayne enterprises and your boss is fired or goes missing#maybe Bruce gets you a job st Wayne tech bc hes been following you as batman and he doesnt like you working third ahift#lmao heres hoping i actually finish it wven though im not quite sure where to go w it yet#but like its literally over 8 pages at least so. obviously some sort of creative juices are flowing#yandere stuff#sinprompts#at this point i cant promise shit bc my emotions and motivation are waaaaaacky
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"yeah that has big mutt energy"
@cnc-pet upon hearing I've had my teeth drilled before with no painkiller/anesthetic
#dont worry I agreed to it#it's bc the xrays lied#felt it for a good 5 mins and I didnt let them know lmao#wraithposting.txt#friends#cnc pet
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a bad case of a broken heart
day 4 of pixelmaynia! its broken
#pixel maynia#pixel art#im so late#artists on tumblr#art challenge#30 day challenge#its day 4 but its day 2 for me LMAO#aseprite#xray#x ray machine#skeleton#broken heart
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I drew this explanation post for why I was completely inactive for a week, but then felt too anxious and drained to post it, and subsequently disappeared for a second week
Two main blog drawings and one side blog wip later, I remembered I made this and still think it's funny, so even though I stopped being dead (TM) I still wanted to share lol
Brief series of events at work
^^^old, but I'm still taking it easy so posts on both this blog and my alt will continue to be scattered for now
#so for those of you that don't know; i have moderate combined scoliosis#my entire back is always at least a little strained so i have to really watch my physical activity#but i live in Tennessee where we have the lowest federally allowed minimum wage#so in order to pay for college i have to work in a package distribution company because it's the only place that pays well/has a scholarshi#I'm in the small package dept thankfully (bc spine)#but for the last three months one specific manager kept sending me out to a different area with the heaviest packages in the building#when i first disappeared it was because i was having trouble walking and using stairs lmao#I complained to that manager and it seems I'll be in smalls again for the foreseeable future; so I've had time to recover and am better :D#every day i didn't post after that was due to anxiety and a low social battery BUT I'm getting slightly better on that front too#i have been *very* aware of my spine lately though#the last time I got an xray was ten years ago and i wonder if it's changed since then... not that i can afford a new xray lol#also can i just take a space to complain about the US not using the metric system#so many packages have kilograms ONLY and i have NO frame of reference for that since we don't use kilograms anywhere else#''ooh wow 70 is a big number but surely it can't be that baD- HOLY SHIT THAT'S 154 POUNDS'' <- me all the time#at this point I myself will just switch to metric and make life harder for both myself and life around me out of principle
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today at work was less awful until the very end when i was putting together syringes that had been autoclaved and the vet came up and was like it's easier if you do it this way blah blah and then he picks one up that i had put together and was like this is wrong Obviously because the plunger is all the way up here. and i was like well it's not so fucking Obvious is it because i Obviously did not know that. i still have no idea what he was talking about because the plunger was the same diameter as the syringe and went all the way to the bottom which i thought were the only important factors. but Obviously they are not. which nobody fucking told me!!!!!!!!!!! christ
#GOD#you don't have to be a total asshole about it god damn#and then he was like we're leaving now so we can just put those on the xray table and you can ponder that on monday.#literally constantly treating me like a small child.#which almost everyone has been doing lately i've noticed which is extremely irritating and i think it's probably because i'm autistic lmao#idk it is making me miserable i think i'm going to apply for starbucks and then have some very frank conversations with them next week#me
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Happy SCARturday everyone!
Today I celebrate Louis’ SCAR cause I like it a lot 🥰 and I wish people would find scars, stretch marks, acne marks, birthmarks, vitiligo, body hair more and were more kind to themselves
Expect a lot of reblogs of Louis’ arm all day <3
#celebrate your own too#not just when they belong to a hot british guy with blue eyes btw#SCARturday#also… i got a bit of hate for saying that I showed my colleagues traumaatologists Louis’ xray?#i was curious to know why he didn’t wear any sling and seemed to be able to move the arm so fast after the surgery#his recovery was fast as fuck boyyyyy#and also I asked if the anterior approach was chosen deliberately to spare his stag tattoo#but they thought that anterior approach is the most common one and it’s easier to roeserve the radial nerve#so i guess the stag was always safe 🫶#and i literally dont see any problem with it? and tweeting about it?#but weirdos found it soooo#it could have been anyone… literally anyone but still the haters were h*rries and s*ifties 😭😭😭#so i wasn’t surprised 😭#i didnt even show any sensible data or anything#that was louis’ xray the one he posted on his ig lmao#as Scar from the lion king would say…
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AGH THESE FIGURES ARE SO COOL I WISH THEY WERE STILL AVAILABLE
#bobs burgers#bob belcher#bobs burgers merch#i just love those xray figurines in general#i really want to get one of the my little pony or sanrio ones since this ones probably a holy grail now lmao
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Halloween costume hint:
(The stitch marker and the word that describes this colour-pattern of yarn [or fabric] are 2 more hints.)
#i make no guarantees of finishing in time for halloween tho im going thru a lot rn#i DID finish a second pair of Scream yarn socks today tho!!#i just wanted to give my fingers a little break from knitting socks but i have other halloween sock yarn i plan on working on#(november is halloween 2 for me)#but yeah i saw a sample of yarn using this type of seamless cast on (provisional cast on / circular tubular cast on) last night...#...while half asleep and was immediately like Oh. I HAVE to do that costume idea now.#i flubbed the crochet part bc the way i did it made the stitches twisted when i knitted it...#...and i had to pull out every crochet stitch one by one. lol. but at least i know for next time how i gotta crochet it to be open stitches#also i knit backwards (mirrored) so i was surprised i managed to figure out the tutorial on the first go...#...bc the person filming described their actions instead of just showing it so i only needed to listen. it makes a world of difference to me#anyway. now that i got that started i have been shaking in pain all day i gotta try n shower before it gets too late#apparently my new back xrays show that my back does have an issue. but not on the spot thats hurting lmao.#so i get to do an mri and see a back specialist ughhh. also the pharmacy is refusing to fill pain meds for me. it sucks.#AND i finally got a physical therapy appointment.... for the middle of december.... guys i injured my back and#....have been trying to get in to PT since fucking MAY. its OCTOBER.#like fuck my life man i can barely fucking walk. i can barely take care of myself. the pain had been SO bad since i recently reinjured it#so yeah i gotta try n shower before i pass out from the pain.#knitting#Cori.exe#Image.exe#fiber art#horror#halloween#also like this yarn is the closest i could get to colour accuracy that i have in my yarn bin and i only have 1 skein of it which is perfect#bc it means i get to use up probably the whole skein and it makes a difference in the amount of yarn i need to use out of my bin lol#especially bc what other use am i ever going to get out of one skein of yarn? nothing but socks take one skein.#my worst yarn habit is seeing a cool yarn and then buying just one or two skeins. like thats fine for a hat or scarf...#...but i need to learn to knit and crochet more things. id like to make a sweater at least once in my life lmao#((sweater yarn gets so expensive tho bc u need so much. and we're back to me wanting to reduce my yarn stash))#personal
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ate 3 normal(ish) meals today 👍 WHILE scared.whos proud
#text#ive been skipping lunch cuz the dining hall is scary when its busy but i need to just like. get a to go container i think#but it costs money and i hate spending money :( its literally $5 its not that bad but STILL#speaking of spending money. i wonder how much my xray will cost. i hope its just free because of my patheticboy swag#(its like a $10-$40 copay at most hopefully not a huge deal)#ugh. anyway. yeah its hard 2 get in the habit of eating 3x a day bc on weekends the dining hall is only open 2x a day#so any progress i make is immediately undone by Scheduling lmao#wagteverrrr im trying thats what counts. im trying#and someday . someday i will eat 3 meals a day and 2 to 3 snacks and i wont even think about it#and it wont be a chore it will just be Something i do. MANIFESTINGGGNGNGNNGGGGG#they shiould make an eating that is easy fun free and doesnt suck. PLEASE.#disordered eating tw
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(It’s because magnes)
#art#comic#mini comic#drawing#mspaint#mri#xray vision#forks in he eye sorry lmao#dw he’s ok#or not#it’s up to interpretation really
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Trying to acknowledge my wins today bcuz I feel like a complete failure ! I called for my prescription refill which I will definitely pick up tomorrow because I will run out of medication tomorrow 😐 and I made a doctors appointment which is honestly terrifying and I’m scared and anxious and scared
#it’s gonna be with a physicians assistant#idk how to feel abt it cuz a couple yrs ago I went to urgent care for debilitating back pain/pinched nerve issue and the person who ended up#telling me the results of my xrays was a pa and he essentially told me nothing was wrong and lowkey kinda made it sound like I was#medication seeking lmao#so now im scared of physicians assistants too !
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my bike crash cost me $12k alfkjldkajldfaj </3
#in order to 1. have someone wipe my cuts with a towel 2. get a ct 3. get an xray#like bro come on 😭😭😭#anyways that's not how much i'll be paying#hopefully.#that's just the claim that was put in#which i missed because they decided to send an electronic notif that i missed instead of the paper one i was expecting#so. we're really in it now lmao.
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my cat was all set up to get a tooth extracted on wednesday (a bottom incisor, she's fine, it was just sticking out in a not good way) but. it fell out on its own. which the vet said might happen lmao but now we gotta see if the vet wants to go through with everything or we just get her in to get the area checked out.
#idk where her tooth went if she didnt swallow it lmao#very obvious comparing the photo pre-tooth-falling-out and post. there is no more tooth.#anyways she was going to get an xray to see if her other teeth were ok and also to get a dental cleaning so maybe they wanna do that still#but maybe not since neither of those are imperative? we'll see
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The face of a baby who is dramatic and stressed and costing me 600 dollars but that is fine.
#diagnosis: hairball she will pass on her own but she is getting medicine to pass it quicker. and stressed af and acting weird because of it#she isnt even constipated. she was pretending to try to poop? i am not even kidding she just had an xray to prove it.#diagnosis: cats are weird little drama babies.#smh i cant believe her rn#that is okay tho. she gets premium hydration. new probiotic powder to sprinkle on her food. and a hairball pill.#and she gets to travel tomorrow and be more stressed but it is temporary#i got rid of half our furniture and she lost it. that is fine she is smart af she is right something is up lol.#i feel like the vet was humoring me somewhat about the hairball. because like. yeah it showed up on the xray but she was like “that#wouldn't cause her to behave like that...she is...stressed“ thanks lmao
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PSA!!! many antidepressants cause your saliva to dry out which can lead to faster plaque buildup; if you're on antidepressants consider adding a non-alcohol flouride mouthwash to your oral hygiene routine!
this post sponsored by the FOUR cavities needing immediate attention OP discovered at their dental xrays today despite their normally excellent teeth :(
#this is SO unfair too bcs i am SUCH a good toothbrushing boy!! i floss and everything!!!#there's more dark spots in the xrays too this is just what needs drilling!! augh!!!!#it's cool im fine. good thing i married into money lmao#blah blah blah
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lol the other day i told my pt i always use my knee brace at work (3x 4 hour shifts a week, sometimes less) bc if i don’t then i’ll be in significant pain and she told me off for it bc i’m “relying on it” too much and it’ll make my muscles weaker and make things worse in the long run. and when i said “i understand that so i don’t use it all the time. but you told me to use it when i’m in pain or standing/walking a lot.” she said “i only meant to use it right after our last appointment because you were in a lot of pain. only use it when you’re in extreme pain” and i said “but if i don’t use it Then i’m in extreme pain. idk what you want me to do” and she literally said “okay” in her “defuse the aggro patient” voice and moved on. like truly these people do not give a fuck about your day to day quality of life they only care about your long term statistics
#this is after she saw me with crutches last time and instead of being like ‘oh you must be in a lot of pain’ she literally just told me off#bc ‘those are for people with real mobility issues’#and then spent the last 10min of that appointment explaining to me like i was 5 that i shouldn’t be in pain bc my xrays look ‘fine’#(they don’t.)#oh AND she ignored me when i said WHY i wasn’t doing my exercises (having a hard time mentally) and just lectured me about consistency#then she recommended me a meditation app. LOL.#oh plus the ‘learn to pace yourself ^_^’ info packet from last time that i tore into pieces bc i was so mad it was so insulting lmao#anyway that’s why i keep crying after all my appointments with her#but i can’t fire her! bc she’s seeing me for free and i can’t afford to go see someone else without relying on my dad#which i don’t want to do bc he has insane ideas about medical care#p
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