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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (4-10-2020)
Friday Night Pyro #421 April 10th, 2020 Los Angeles, California The Barracks
Opening Segment: Troy Clausen enters the ring with GM Romeo Roselli who is holding a contract for a “Lockdown 7 match between himself (Troy) vs Champagne Clausen Troy: Last week I rose from the dead! I told the world that my son would be nothing without me! I taught him everything he knows but I’m just a little bit quicker, smarter. I’m more violent. Curt was raised wealthy and privileged. He was like Richie Rich in upstate New York growing up. He had everything. Well I didn’t. A lot of people ask me how I gained my wealth. I hit the lottery when I was 34. I wanted to be a professional wrestler but instead with my new found fortune I funded this company in 2005 along with my constituents. I let business overtake. I wanted to be in the ring. I wanted to live vicariously through my son but my son isn’t a hero. My son is a villain. I’m a hero. I wouldn’t have mercifully beaten up The Freight Train. I LOVE FREIGHT TRAIN! I LOVE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING! AND DAMN IT I LOVE THE FANS!
Champagne enters Champagne: Everything you just said. IRRELEVANT. You! IRRELEVANT! Even that silly clipboard with those empty words on that Lockdown 7 match contract between me and you? IRRELEVANT. I will be in the main event that night, cause in 2 weeks I’ll be winning the 2020 Xtreme Rumble match and I won’t BE in a match with you. Besides. I wrestle real competition. I wrestle real professional wrestlers. Troy: Well that’s quite the coincidence because in the several months I was out of action I was trained by a professional wrestler. That’s right an old grizzled veteran. In Greensboro, North Carolina I traveled and I was trained by the great
Freight Train enters to jubilation Freight Train: Troy Clausen is a trained professional wrestler! The same man who trained me down there in Greensboro Carolina the man himself George South
George South and son (also wrestler) Jake “The Boy Scout” Manning enters to “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey [[Geroge South wrestled for the NWA back in the 80’s pretty much a job guy but has wrestled Flair many times. He still wrestles today and is most known for his podcast “You don’t work Dad, You wrestle” with his son Jake “The Boy Scout” Manning.
Champagne: LMAOOOOOO The Boy Scout? George South? Is that your name? Lol. You were trained by these guys. Go back to your trailer in Greensboro and talk into some cheap podcast equipment and talk about the good days. Hey George have you ever won a match? Like, ever?
Champagne gets in George South’s face, Jake “The Boy Scout” Manning apprehends him to back up George South: Champagne in 2013 you attended my school with HIGHSPOTS and I distinctly remember afterwards you went off on a tangent saying you were the best, this and that, with your nose up in the air at the other fellas and gals trying to chase the same dream as you. You left the school when I said you were too sloppy and you needed to tighten up in the ring and you left. You told me I was a nobody and I don’t have the business training anybody. Well I’ve trained WWE Cedric Alexander that’s a Cruiserweight Champion. I’ve trained Tessa Blanchard Yep that’s the first ever women’s world wrestling champion over there making an IMPACT! I thought I was gonna train you but I’ve spent the past few months training your daddy so he can BEAT YOU Champagne: What’s that? Sorry George I don’t speak hick. Champagne: (looks at Train) I don’t speak retard either (groan dull poor taste) Champagne: (looks at Jake Manning) and the Boy Scout? That’s your thing? Boy Scout With that questionable mustache you look like someone who has the Tik Tok app on his phone and doesn’t have an account. Someone check this guy George South: What’s wrong with you? I’m gonna tell your boy. If you got a problem with my son and me then why don’t you say it Champagne: I do have a problem but now you do. You and me. Let’s go. George South: (looks at Romeo) Well if that’s okay with the General manager I’d challenge you to your own match! That’s right! A Clausen Cleaver match!
(Freight Train Pulls out a Magic Marker from his jacket and draws a poorly done squiggly line not even halfway in the middle of the canvas (George South side is much bigger) Champagne: huh huh I’m not even gonna complain at those odds.
Clausen Cleaver Match M1: Champagne Clausen defeats George South
During the match an attempt to interfere from Troy Clausen was thwarted when Troy shoved in a steel chair toward a downed George South and a standing Champagne stepped on the chair “Thanks” Champagne proceeded to whack South over the back with the steel chair several times until kicking him over his ill-equal line of the Cleaver and pinning South clean 1-2-3
Troy: That’s fine you wanna continue to be a brat, you wanna drag our business out into the mainstream. Well I can play dirty Pal in fact I do it better than anybody ever has in this industry. So Champagne Clausen next week I’m gonna invite people from your past, your present and your future and I’m gonna expose you and I’m gonna embarrass you and at Lockdown I’m gonna give you a beating your father should have given you before...... (intentional botch to enhance Troy’s babyface character)
James Westerbeck interviews The Set (mostly Jordan Oliver) on his current streak as he prepares to fight world champ Golden Bryce tonight. Jordan: I’m 8-0 never been defeated in the year 2020, never lost a match in this DECADE! The real champ is the Juniorweight title and remember that streak of Jacques Dudley’s back in 2012, well that’s nothing on me. I’m swimming with sharks and it’s blood in the water pimpin’. Golden Shower boy is gonna get a kick in the face courtesy of me Jordan Oliver so get that, got that? Good. Mark. (Ruckus is rubbing Oliver’s shoulders behind him) Ruckus: “My boy Jawdan. This my son right here. I f*** with this n**** the long way and new blood cap glock gang rag gang
VIGNETTE Mandy Leon hypes “Mid-evil Marauders” coming soon
1 on 1 M2: Priscilla Kelly defeats Doxy Deity
Post match promo Lotus goes on tangent on how Prisiclla is at her core the thing wrong with modern feminism, toxic and nasty. Doing the right cause the WRONG way. Prisiclla responds “Your whole family has this moral compass high horse how about you shut your mouth”
Lotus responds “Eat those words Prisiclla let it fester in the gristle of your guts :)
Soloman Nasty pleads Joe Gacy go give him ONE MORE CHANCE! Gacy says fine I respect a guy who doesn’t give up
M3: Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil defeat Joe Gacy & Soloman Nasty
Reed puns Nasty after a 450 splash from the 2nd rope
After the match Gacy helps Soloman Nasty up and just when he seems to let him be “The Plagueground” replacing Croyle during injury. Up the ramp Gacy hits Soloman with both tag titles and gorilla presses him onto the steel grate of the stage and leaves him in a whole heap of mess
Backstage: [[FUNNY] All Man is listening to Doja Cat “Say So” embarrassingly making a Tik Tok to it He talks to All Woman and says I’ve been going viral recently! Chainmail are back! Milkmen might be back to work country-wide. My title reign really resonated with people. All Woman: You did it :) You did it ALL by yourself :) All Man smiles corny-like in front of an American flag and chugs a chocolate Nesquik
Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam join commentary and run down Leonard McGraw and Ryu
MATCH OF THE NIGHT RIGHT HERE 1 on 1 M4: Leonard McGraw w/ Ryu defeat Alveno La Flare
PROMO: Lockdown 7 is 40 days away
PROMO: Golden Bryce BANG! Energy commercial
1 on 1 Juniorweight vs World Heavyweight Golden Bryce DEFEATS (8-0) Jordan Oliver
back and forth match. At one point referee Kevin Madrox does a great “YOURE OUTTA HERE” to The Set at ringside (Myron, Kotto, Ruckus, Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera)
Jordan is going for the “Clout Cutter” and Bryce hits the 6 rings on Oliver’s BACK ((Total innovative way to spear someone to their back as Oliver flings off the top rope to the middle of the ring, reverse 6 rings. 1-2-3 and just like that Jordan Oliver takes his first L of the year
Bryce looks at the camera and breaks the 4th wall a bit gives a “hey why not” look Raises Jordan’s Juniorweight title as well as his own World Heavyweight Title both in the air as the show goes off the air!
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Lockdown 8 results
• Ruckus def. Jacques Dudley to win the XPWEW Juniorweight Title
• Briscoes def. The Set (Myron & Jordan) to retain the XPWEW Tag Team Titles
• Romeo Roselli def. All Man in a Barbed Wire Massacre match
• Champagne Clausen def. Exodus by DQ and retains the XPWEW International Title
• Jamie Hayter def. Riley Reid
- Jamie Hayter gets into a scuffle with Paige VanZant
• Jake Awesome ends Masato Tanaka’s career
• Lotus def. The Deity for the XPWEW World Women’s Title
- The Starven Family United
• Golden Bryce def. Leonard McGraw
- Tenille Dashwood announces Romeo Roselli will cash in his Case Your Luck briefcase on Monday Night XPWEW
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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro 9/4/2020
XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Date: September 4th, 2020 Episode: 442 Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST
-Intro song plays- and both participants are in the ring already and boom the Number 1 Contendership Match for Leonard McGraw's XPWEW World Title is on! The undefeated El Demonio (3-0) and Joe Gacy (6-9-1) with 4 of those wins being in the last month, Upward trajectory. (Leonard is the world champion and his record is spotty)
Number 1 contedendership Match 1 on 1 M1: El Demonio def. Joe Gacy (w/ Audrey Carbine) ***MATCH OF THE NIGHT***
(Amazing back and forth battle with two clashing styles, Ultimately a Pedrigree Package Piledriver from Demonio put away the death machine for the 1-2-3 and Carbine can't control herself from defending her fellow partner, Gacy (who burned her in a 'Ring of Fire' match just two weeks ago, they gained some mutual respect in that match) - Carbine locks on 'The Art of Ballistics' chicken wing on Demonio to which XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion: Leonard McGraw runs down to the ring and runs at rapid speed with his Buckshot clothesline from hell, Demonio while being choked by Carbine, McGraw clotheslines both of them with a wicked lariat. Leonard is unhinged, However Gacy has the title and he's about to whack McGraw with it from behind, McGraw turns around and has a stardown with Joe Gacy who is holding his world title, McGraw stares into Gacy's soul. Gacy then lets his guard down, holds McGraw's belt out from him and then spits a gigantic loogie on McGraw's World Title and then drops it on the ground. McGraw starts swining wildly and him and Gacy trade punches until Gacy verbally submits with an "okay okay okay" Gacy slides out of the ring in congruence with a stunned Audrey Carbine as they walk backward up the ramp, McGraw helps El Demonio up from the canvas and Demonio grabs a microphone. El Demonio: "LADDER MATCH!!!!!!!!!" ESCALA DE LA MURETA!!!!!!!!!!! McGraw: *extends handshake* Demonio: accepts handshake, McGraw tightens his grip and aggressively pulls Demonio nose to nose with him. McGraw: "I don't speak spanish but..I'm not a afraid of heights but son I'll shove that God damn Ladder up your ass. And Joe Gacy, you big crooked nose bastard! Look at me! You like to spit huh? Next week come on down, spit on these ladders, lube it up so I can stick it up both y'all's asses" - McGraws music plays....What a segment.
In ring segment: Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli with his new protegé Doxy Deity (Romeo speaks on the importance of his briefcase and that at any time he can become the world champion, Who's to say I don't climb that ladder next week!) - Jake Awesome (c) enters with Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver (c) (Jake speaks on his recent run-in with Milwaukee Bucks player Giannis Antetokounmp and how he is still the INTERNATIONAL champion and Giannis is still not a champion. You wouldn't dare cash in on me, So I'll do one better. Next week. I'll defend the International Title. But if I win you gotta hand your briefcase over to a member of The Set that I feel has earned it. (Myron, Kotto & Jordan stand confidently) Jake: and Romeo, I doubt you'll pass the test Doxy Deity: Jake, I doubt you could pass a piss test, you are on more gas than Citgo..So bring those Spongebob Squarepants blow up muscles next week and my man will become the new International Champion Jake: *chuckles* that's cute, Doxy, is that your name? Doxy? Speak ill on my name and I'll dox you and your whole family. I myself will find every member of your family and kick their f****** teeth down their throat, So watch your mouth (Myron, Kotto & Jordan jawjacking at Romeo however the subtitles can't process it)
The Tessa Blanchard XPWEW Women's Title Open Challenge 1 on 1 M2: Tessa Blanchard (c) def. Kiera Hogan * Lotus' music plays as if to cash in her CYL briefcase, nothing happens. Tessa mouths off, Open Challenge bitch! Open challenge for a reason! I ain't scared of you little girl!
Backstage: Locker room we see Garrett Thompson at a locker looking through his gym bag; when former XPWEW Champion Champagne Clausen waltzes up pretending as if he just bumped into him Garrett: Can I help you? Champagne: Oh.....well I can help myself. Last year in October I was in a sea full of hicks and I won the world title, and Garrett: I said can I help you not can I listen to you, I'm not interested in hearing your bull**** today Champagne: Ah, I see GT. Is it because you've never been a world champion? Hmm Sure 2013 you main evented Lockdown 5 in a what, multi man 4 way dance. And wait you lost, as a matter of fact Garrett you were the first man eliminated. Garrett: stares intensely Champagne: In this industry I am here and you are...right here. You don't measure up.. Garrett decks Champagne and they start slugging it out in the locker room with fiery fists until Ethan Bedlam and 3M3 break them up, Champagne has a bloody lip Champagne: You wanna box? You wanna bare knuckle box boy huh, This ain't Rocky huh, jobbers....... Ethan Bedlam: You got a death wish? Champagne: If he wants to box, then let's box...
- Jacques Dudley enters - Masato Tanaka enters
1 on 1 M3: Masato Tanaka def. Jacques Dudley in a hard fought win between these veterans, Jacques walks off looking defeated... James Westerbeck holds a post match interview with Tanaka at ringside, Tanaka says I am striving to win the world title before I call it a career, I'm far from done. ( Joe Gacy comes out and spits in Tanaka's face, Tanaka goes to retaliate and Gacy just irish whips him into the ringpost, Audrey Carbine holds Tanaka still and Gacy takes a steel chair, scares away James Westerbeck with it then with Tanaka's head of the steel steps, Gacy smashes the chair over Tanaka's head and walks away and when Tanaka rolls over he's covered in a bloody crimson mask. Gruesome attack on Masato Tanaka from The Death Machines
- Anarchy Rules 2020 PPV ad - 16 days away!!!! - VICE TV is free to stream ALL SEPTEMBER ad!!!
Tag Team Match M4: The Set (Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil) w/ Jordan Oliver (c) def. The Vaudevillains of The Marauder Simon Gotch & Drama King Aiden English w/ Mandy Leon - Myron picked up the win over Gotch in the finish after hitting the clout cutter, Jake Awesome walks out on stage and applauds The Set and then has a chat with Myron (possibly because he picked up the win for the team, If Awesome defeats Roselli next week maybe Myron is who 'deserves' the Case Your Luck briefcase PENDING IF AWESOME successfully defeats Romeo Roselli next week)
- 1/2 of the XPWEW Tag Team Champions: Golden Bryce enters (We see Alveno watching on a monitor backstage, rooting his cousin on) - Former World Champion: Ruckus enters with Siaka Lexoni and Chrissy Rivera of The SET
1 on 1 Lockdown Seven Rematch M5: Ruckus def. Golden Bryce (c)
After the match 1/2 of the XPWEW Tag Team Champions: Alveno La Flare comes down the ramp to console Bryce on his loss, Ruckus and Lexoni with Rivera mock Alveno doing 'crybaby' faces as they laugh up the ramp. The Set is victorious as Pyro comes to a close. Alveno extends his hand and helps Bryce to his feet, As it appears they might be defending those Tag Titles against The Set on the 20th at Anarchy Rules
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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro 8/28/2020
XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Date: Friday August 28th, 2020 Episode: 441 Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST
Show kicks off without missing a beat, XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Leonard McGraw stomps to the ring to The Set already in the ring consisting of XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver with Former XPWEW Tag Team Champs Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil with Chrissy Rivera behind them. Leonard McGraw enters and then Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli makes his grandiose entrance to the ring, Kaitlyn Khaos points out that despite Leonard and Romeo being partners in this 2 on 3 melee tonight, Romeo does possess the CYL briefcase that he won at All Or Nothing last July, and that by proxy means that World Champion Leonard McGraw should be weary that they may be partners tonight but might be adversaries in the distant future. So throughout the course of the match Leonard is not very chummy with Romeo as they tag here tonight against The Set.
2 vs 3 Melee Tag Team Match M1: Leonard McGraw (c) & Romeo Roselli def. Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil (w/ Chrissy Rivera) - The fall occurs when Romeo hits a superkick from a springboard attempt from Myron Reed where he pins Reed for the fall, McGraw sizes up Romeo like he is about to connect a clothesline but the camera doesn't catch a creeping up Jordan Oliver, the camera quickly shifts and Leonard springs to clothesline Jordan out of his shoes. Romeo turns around in the nick of time just enough to sell the moment that Leonard may have been thinking of attacking him from behind because of Leonard's known 'DTA' (Don't Trust Anybody) mentality. Romeo picks up a microphone from the corner. Romeo: Leonard, I'm not stupid. To you I might dress stupid, I might look stupid, I might even sound un-intelligent but I'm not, I know that I am indeed Mister Case Your Luck! I know that anytime within the next 331 days, I could cash this in on you right now, and I see you huffing and puffing gaspin for air, I'd take you with ease Leonard: (slowly grabs mic from Romeo) LEONARD TACKLES ROMEO TO THE GROUND AND ATTACKS HIM and Leonard starts striking Romeo with a flurry of fists over and over, until Romeo Roselli rolls out of the ring, Leonard kicks his briefcase out of the ring. - General Manager Troy Clausen enters Troy: Romeo, didn't you used to re-store the order around here, You two don't get along but you damn sure are gonna get along next week because next week it's gonna be Leonard McGraw and Romeo Roselli versus The Marauder Simon Gotch & The Drama King Aiden English!
Commentary Desk: Masato Tanaka joins the desk with Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds and speaks that he wants to win the XPWEW World Title again and he knows he has a record of 3-8 but he's calling out Jacques Dudley next week who doesn't have the best record either; "Let's both get a W brother, may the best man win"
Tag Team Match M2: The Marauder Simon Gotch & Drama King Aiden English (w/ Mandy Leon) def. Jake "Man Scout" Manning & Bully Jaxon
Backstage segment: Doxy Deity reveals that her 'career strategist' is Romeo Roselli... I guess Romeo has a manager and so does Doxy
1 on 1 M3: Doxy Deity (w/ Romeo Roselli) def. Kiera Hogan
Tag Team Match M4: Champagne Clausen & Garrett Thompson def. Based Fabian & GG (w/ Genevalisse)
Backstage Segment: Giannis Antetokounmpo is hyping himself up with a few of his Milwaukee Bucks teammates, Says he is a real International Champion and Says He's gonna treat Jake Awesome just like his favorite basketball team Orlando Magic (Tampa is only a hour from Orlando, so)
NEXT WEEK! Joe Gacy vs El Demonio has 'World Title Shot' implications Recap: Ring of Fire match between Gacy and Carbine, James Westerbeck shows a mini-documentary video of the burns Carbine suffered at Heatwave 2 Sundays ago. Audrey Carbine says she understands what she got into and she actually respects Death Machine Joe Gacy even more for it. (How does burning your tag team partner help the tag team???)
Vignette: Olivia Whitewater [Current ABA Champion] coming soon
Backstage: New XPWEW Women's Champion: Tessa Blanchard speaking directly into the camera, "When I entered XPWEW the culture immediately changed, and things are gonna change around here and as for Lotus, I suggest your watch yourself freak, because I got eyes in the back of my head"
Tag Team Match M5: Ruckus & Siaka Lexoni (w/ Chrissy Rivera) def. 3M3 (3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo) Nick Simmonds: "Are the greatest tag team (Lexoni/Ruckus) on their way back up the mountain?
<Nick Simmonds asks for a post-match in-ring interview with Ruckus and Lexoni - Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare come out and go back and forth on the mic saying they beat "their boys" at Heatwave (referring to Kotto & Myron)
1 on 1 M6: Alveno La Flare (w/ Golden Bryce) def. Ethan Bedlam
- Jake Awesome enters with Chrissy Rivera, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Jordan Oliver (THE SET) - Giannis Antetokounmpo enters with a few Milwaukee Buck players and staff members (also Troy Clausen, Micheal Bradford for some reason)
6 foot 9 versus 6 foot 9 XPWEW International Championship on the line 1 on 1 M7: Giannis Antetokounmp def. Jake Awesome (c) when Giannis connects with a samoan drop; The match is very campy as most celebrity crossovers are but it's must watch tv regardless, After Giannis connects the big drop, Jake rolls out of the ring and Referee Kevin Madrox counts to 10 and Giannis Antetokounmp wins by countout but the title does not change hands, Jake Awesome gets last minute heat by saying "Lakers in 4" Giannis ignores Jake and The Set and instead celebrates his...countout victory Show Ends
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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro 8/21/2020
XPWEW Friday Night PYRODate: August 21st, 2020Episode: 440Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST +HEATWAVE 2020 highlight reel to the instrumental tune of 'Hot' by Young Thug & Gunna+ Cold Open: (Silence) (Standing in the ring L to R Chrissy Rivera, Kotto Brazil, Jordan Oliver, Jake Awesome, Siaka Lexoni, Ruckus, Myron Reed)Ruckus: I got one thing to say, F*** Leonard McGraw and I got another thing to say F*** Golden Bryce and alright F*** Alveno too. Now I got my money from being world champ, I got it, I had it, I threw a couple racks in the safe for my kids, but I want gold back, In fact me and Siaka Lexoni want the gold backSiaka: Bryce, you bum, Alveno you clout chasing leaching ass bum, Lexoni and Ruckus, the goats is back and we want the gold!Jake: Myron and Kotto you'll live to fight another dayMyron: You right Jake, we will, we will fight back to a championship and unlike the Milwaukee Bucks we'll actually HAD a championship- Milwaukee Bucks Giannis Antetokounmpo comes down to the ring in a "All Man 1-0" green and white t-shirtGiannis: The Set, got set up. You dudes lost the tag team belts. (Myron/Kotto) This guy cheated to keep his belt (Jordan) You just flat out lost. (Chrissy) and you! short stock. Lost bad to my main man Lenny McGraw...(awkward) yeehaw! (Ruckus)Jake: Nice shirt, much like your tenure with The Bucks it's not gonna age well, Giannis I'm only 30, your 25, We're both 6 foot 9. But I'm like Lebron James in the squared circle and I'm just built different.Giannis: Is that so? Well I'm best friends with the All Man and he told me, I should challenge you 1 on 1 next week of XPWEW!Jake: I'm sure you won't be busy with anything else (oooh)Giannis: (shoves his microphone into Jake Awesome's chest and they engage in a 6 foot 9 stare down, until Giannis smirks and leaves the ring looking unconcerned about The Set, who fretted like they were going to multi-man attack Giannis, but they second guessed their usual tactics and Giannis walked away like a badass on his own accord.) - Leonard McGraw enters and fist bumps Giannis Antetokounmpo on his way to the ring (Giannis exist) 1 on 1Champion vs ChampionM1: Leonard McGraw (c) def. Jordan Oliver (c) w/ Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil at ringsidePost match: Myron and Kotto attempt to jump McGraw to which Romeo Roselli hits the ring and superkicks Myron while Leonard clotheslines Kotto, Jordan scampers and Jordan says "Alright, losers. Romeo you nothing but a clout chaser, Next week we make a challenge The 3 of us! versus the 2 of you!Leonard: Hahaha Pack a lunch, p*****s Tag Team MatchM2: Simon Gotch & Drama King (w/ Mandy Leon) def. Based Fabian & GGPost match: A sweaty Marauder Simon Gotch simply says "we are tag team wrestling, redefined!" Drama King SINGS "Re-DE-FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIned!" In ring segment: Death Machines: Joe Gacy and Audrey Carbine engage in a civil meeting.Audrey: Even tho I'm burned, my shoulders and back are constantly swarming with pain every time I toss and turn in bed and every waking moment I',m reminded of you, you are easily the most nasty, vile, disgusting human I've ever met....(Joe Gacy snot-rockets out his left nostril)But I do respect you!Joe: I respect you even though you are the most pretentious, self ego inflating, fake bitch..I have respect for you and together by Anarchy Rules. I want us to be the XPWEW Tag Team ChampionsAudrey: I'm in (handshake) Tag Team MatchM3: Ruckus & Siaka Lexoni (w/ Chrissy Rivera) def. Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam Ad: Anarchy Rules 2020 is September 20th, 2020 only on FITE TV | Use Promo Code: PYR0 to earn 10% off but use this code before midnight to apply Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds announce why you should tune in next week August 28th to XPWEW Friday Night Pyro. Yes! You are not going insane or hearing this incorrectly the XPWEW International Champion: Jake Awesome will be taking on NBA MVP nominee Small Forward for the Milwaukee Bucks Giannis Antetokounmpo. It is the 6'9 battle in Jake vs Giannis! Also, Doxy Deity is scheduled to reveal her "career specialist" to the world, 2 on 3 melee as the new XPWEW World Champion Leonard McGraw teams with Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli as they take on THE SET: XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver & Former Tag Champs Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil; + Ruckus and Siaka Lexoni return to the ring as a team for the first time in over 2 years against Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam! Tune in! 1 on 1M4: Tessa Blanchard (c) def. Kiera Hogan [Priscilla Kelly watches from the commentary desk]During the match: Lotus comes down with her Case Your Luck briefcase which just makes Tessa weary but she doesn't attempt to cash in, only applauds Tessa after her win where they exchange words we can not hear however In ring segment: Doxy Deity wishes Thunder Rosa the best of luck elsewhere (alluding to Thunder Rosa ditching XPWEW for AEW, her first appearance for AEW is scheduled literally 24 hours from now according to online reddit spoilers). I'm going to re-gain my Women's Championship again and I'm going to do it with the help of a career specialist. And next week I reveal that very person, a person who knows how to win matches in this promotion, see you next week for my groundbreaking announcement! Main Event1 on 1M5: El Demonio def. Champagne Clausen After the match: El Demonio on the microphone in his native tongue of Spanish "Leonardo McGraw, ‘Quiero el Mundo’ which translates in english to "Leonard McGraw, I want the world"Show ends
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XPWEW HEATWAVE 2020 (8-16-2020)
Date: August 16th, 2020 Location: The Barracks in Los Angeles, California Channel: FITE TV pay-per-view stream for $24.99
- Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli enters - XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver enters with Siaka Lexoni
1 on 1 XPWEW Juniorweight Championship Title on the line! M1: Jordan Oliver (c) (w/ Siaka Lexoni) def. Romeo Roselli and retains his title [Siaka is ejected from ringside for trying to help cheat mid-way through the match]
- Ms. Case Your Luck Lotus enters - Rosemary enters (dressed in a Slayer cosplay) 1 on 1 M2: Lotus def. Rosemary via submission (helm sharpshooter) [Rosemary vowed if she were to lose this match then she will no longer haunt Lotus thus leaving XPWEW forever]
Promo: XPWEW Anarchy Rules 2020 on PPV | September 20th, 2020
- All Man enters with All Woman - Jake Awesome enters with Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni
1 on 1 Falls Count Anywhere M3: Jake Awesome (w/ Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni) def. All Man (w/ All Woman) **BEST MATCH OF THE NIGHT HEEL JAKE VS FACE ALL MAN WAS BLOODY AND GRUESOME**
* James Westerbeck is standing outside The Set's locker room trying to get a pre-match interview with the XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion, Jake Awesome sweaty and bloody storms by and slams Westerbeck through the dry-wall "NO QUESTIONS! GOD DAMN IT"
- Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare enters - Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil enter with Jordan Oliver
Tag Team Match XPWEW Tag Team Championships on the line! M4: Gold Flame (Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare) def. The Set (Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil) [w/ Jordan Oliver] ***WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: GOLDEN BRYCE AND ALVENO LA FLARE***
Promo: Golden Bryce BANG! Energy commercial
- Champagne Clausen enters - ABA Men's Champion El Demonio enters
1 on 1 M5: El Demonio def. Champagne Clausen [post-match Champagne swings a steel chair against the ring post in anger he lost a match on pay-per-view to a 'minor' leaguer
- Doxy Deity enters (Nick Simmonds points out Doxy looks lost without Thunder Rosa by her side, ofcourse Rosa lost her ABA Women's Title to Olivia Whitewater at the Awesome Bomb Academy 'Summerfest' last weekend - Chrissy Rivera enters with Siaka Lexoni - Tessa Blanchard enters - XPWEW Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly enters
Four Way Dance XPWEW World Women's Championship on the line! M6: Tessa Blanchard def. Priscilla Kelly, Doxy Deity & Chrissy Rivera (w/ Siaka Lexoni)
+ Tessa eliminates Doxy Deity + Chrissy Rivera eliminates Priscilla Kelly [we are guaranteed a new women's champion tonight at Heatwave] + Tessa Blanchard defeats Chrissy Rivera for the 1-2-3 and Tessa Blanchard is the NEW! XPWEW World Women's Champion here tonight a monumental moment in XPWEW Women's history! What a moment!
- Audrey Carbine enters - Joe Gacy enters
RING OF FIRE Match (Battle of Death Machines) M7: Joe Gacy def. Audrey Carbine
[Finish occurs when Gacy irish-whips Carbine and she slides through the bottom rope completely swooshing past the flames and rolls around until the fire ceases and Gacy sadistiacally smiles and then attacks her post match leaving her in a heap, Carbine still stands up and Gacy turns back down the ramp and attacks her again but EMTs hold Gacy back and he just steps past like he's going to mess Carbine up, then like a little cheat just slaps her hard across the face which is even more insulting]
- Leonard McGraw enters - Ruckus enters [The Set banned from ringside]
1 on 1 XPWEW World Heavyweight Championship on the line! M8: Leonard McGraw def. Ruckus (clean win)
Leonard McGraw celebrates as the show goes off the air with Leonard boosting into the wet camera lens.
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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro 8-14-20
XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Date: August 14th, 2020 Episode: 439 Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST
We are joined by our commentary team Kaitlyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds who inform us that tonight XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver of THE SET will celebrate being champion for 1 full year tonight in the middle of the ring; ahead of his title defense this Sunday against Mr. Case Your Luck Romeo Roselli. Also, All Man has invited Jake Awesome to a dinner tonight "on the house" we have footage of that very event that we will air later in the show. Yes, they brawled at Scott Steiner's Shoney's restaurant in Georgia
- Golden Bryce enters with Alveno La Flare - XPWEW Tag Team Champion Kotto Brazil enters with his partner Myron Reed, Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni
M1: Golden Bryce (w/ Alveno La Flare) def. Kotto Brazil (w/ Myron Reed, Siaka Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera)
(Lola Starr already in the ring) - Lotus enters M2: Lotus def. Lola Starr in under a minute (Rosemary vows to "go away" if Lotus can banish the curse of her Sunday at Heatwave)
In ring segment: XPWEW Women's Champion: Priscilla Kelly speaks at lengths on potential rumors about her loyalty to XPWEW; Tessa Blanchard enters and calls Priscilla a weakling, Priscilla responds questioning Tessa's morals in a tongue and cheek way as to underhandedly mention how she left IMPACT. Enters Doxy Deity (without Thunder Rosa, who lost her ABA Women's Title last Saturday at The Summerfest). Doxy implies she's the only homegrown XPWEW women's talent, Tessa wants a payday and attention and Priscilla is only famous because her husband is Darby Allin. Then enters The Set's Siaka Lexoni who in tow with Chrissy Rivera calls her the underdog for the match at Heatwave. All 4 women stare off but Tessa comes out of this segment looking like a star.
1 on 1 M3: Champagne Clausen def. Dragon Kid
El Demonio pops a bottle of Champagne and pours it out off the stage to imply he's not afraid of Champagne Clausen when they meet one on one at Heatwave. Champagne screams "Death to Lucha Libre! I AM LUCHA LIBRE!"
Pre-recorded Segment: Jake Awesome pulls up to an empty Shoneys irl owned by Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner in Acworth, Georgia and him and All Man have a very cinematic brawl with food and restaurant furniture ahead of their match at Heatwave, ultimately ending with All Man running away before Awesome can truly get his hands on him. The filming of this brawl was very similar to the pre-taped matches like Stadium Stampede or Firefly Fun House Match from Wrestlemania 36
- Garrett Thompson enters with Ethan Bedlam - The Marauder Simon Gotch enters with Drama King and Mandy Leon
Tag Team Match M4: Simon Gotch & Drama King (w/ Mandy Leon) def. Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam
*Huge win for The Vaudevillians and Garrett is f u r i o u s with Bedlam blemishing his record (Leonard McGraw beat GT last week 1 on 1 which snapped GT's 8 win streak is the significance)
(Audrey Carbine watching on a monitor) - Joe Gacy enters - GG enters
1 on 1 M5: Death Machine Joe Gacy def. GG (The match ends when Joe Gacy ignites a flaming table and powerbombs GG through it to send a message to Audrey ahead of their 'Ring of Fire' match going down This Sunday at Heatwave 2020
* Jordan Oliver's 1 year Juniorweight Title celebration party * Jordan boosts about his record and 1 year title reign, Siaka praises him, Myron and Kotto gift him some random junk, Romeo Roselli crashes the party and says savor the time because it ends Sunday then Romeo looks over and tells Ruckus "same goes for you" Ruckus bucks up to Romeo to which Leonard McGraw runs down and attacks Ruckus but the numbers of The Set outweigh McGraw yet again however Romeo helps and then The Set beat them down but ultimately Golden Bryce and Alveno La Flare come down and now the numbers aren't so much in The Set's favor but a stare down between Leonard, Romeo, Alveno & Bryce in the ring as they respectively stare down (at the stage) Ruckus, Jordan, Myron & Kotto (w/ Siaka Lexoni) as the show ends! We'll see you this sunday @ HEAWAVE
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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (7-31-2020)
XPWEW Friday Night Pyro Date: July 31st, 2020 Episode: 437 Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST
*All or Nothing highlights capture - Lotus wins Case Your Luck - Myron & Kotto winning the titles - Joe Gacy and Audrey Carbine slugfest - Priscilla retains over Doxy - Romeo wins Case Your Luck - El Demonio wins PPV debut over Ethan Bedlam - Ruckus defeats McGraw by 1 point in Ironman Classic Bout
Opening Segment: We see The Set’s limo pull up to the parking lot area and the door opens and usually we see blunt smoke escape from the car but not this time which is odd. And slowly we see the XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Ruckus with a hoodie tightly draped over his head with the title on his shoulder. GM Troy Clausen walks up Troy: Ruckus congratulations last Sunday on retaining the world title. (Ruckus undoes his hoodie) Troy: I just wanted to let you know you should have your driver park this limo somewhere safe because Leonard isn’t here, he hasn’t arrived yet and.. Ruckus: Are you trying to set me up? Troy: Set? Get it? Ruckus: Huh? Troy: Nothing, never mind I’m saying last time he was nowhere to be found he flung a chair through the windshield Ruckus: Maybe that punk learned his lesson, that he couldn’t hang with the champ for an hour and he’s afraid to show his face Troy: Tonight your gonna go 1 on 1 with GG Ruckus: I’ll do that. Boss. Thank you for letting me know Leonard ain’t here. You should fire him for missing work like the office told you when I no-showed Juneteenth. Do the right thing (Ruckus walks away: Troy ponders) (Jake Awesome exits the limo with a mean look, Jordan Oliver exits the limo with a grimace, Myron and Kotto exit the limo with a cocky grin, Siaka Lexoni exits with a serious face and head nods Clausen then lastly Chrissy Rivera exits the limo and doesn’t even look at Troy)
- The NEW XPWEW Tag Team Champions: THE SET: Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil enter with Siaka Lexoni - 3M Ultra & M3 Quintillo enter
Tag Team Match M1: The SET Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil (w/ Siaka Lexoni) def. 3M3
After the match: Myron and Kotto flaunt into the camera and boost that they are the best in tag team wrestling today
Backstage: Audrey Carbine is in Troy Clausen’s office and walks in Joe Gacy Audrey: Look here comes the town idiot Gacy: Shut the f*** up Carbine Troy Clausen: Will you two jagaloons please stop just for one itty bitty second. I saw the match at All or Nothing and damn it you two could be a good team if you tried to like each other a bit now I’ve hired you both an Anger Management Psycholigist Audrey & Gacy: *Groan* (indistinct chatter of disdain) Troy: So welcome your new anger management psycholigist: (Troy Clausen turns around and quickly puts on a white lab coat) Me! Troy: Audrey, say something nice about Joe, and Joe please…please say something nice about Audrey hmm Joe: What the f*** is this Troy: Just one thing, for god sake Joe: (hocks loogie) and stares at Carbine Carbine: Do it…do it pussy Gacy: (stalling)…. (Turns over) spits in potted plant in the corner of the room and walks away (Troy Clausen and Audrey Carbine stare as Gacy leaves) Troy: Believe it or not..I think we’ve already made significant progress Carbine: (ignores Troy)
- Doxy Deity and her protege Thunder Rosa join commentary with Kailtyn Khaos and Nick Simmonds - Priscilla Kelly enters - Kiera Hogan enters with 911 Brian Lee
1 on 1 M2: Priscilla Kelly (c) def. Kiera Hogan (w/ Brian Lee) ((During the match we see Chrissy Rivera watching the match on a screen backstage with Siaka Lexoni)
(After the match: Lotus comes out with the briefcase and fakes a cash in on Priscilla who’s still a bit fresh and ready instead Lotus clocks Kiera Hogan with the briefcase and avoids 911 Brian Lee, Priscilla wipes away the blood off her lip and bows to Lotus who walking uo the ramp gets clotheslined by The Set’s Chrissy Rivera, Chrissy hits that cheap shot and then jets it up the stairs like a coward. Siaka is such a loudmouth here and it’s great classic Jimmy Hart style heat.)
In ring segment: Golden Bryce enters the ring and cuts a promo about he’s upset he didn’t win CYL the other night at ALL OR NOTHING to where he is interrupted by his old rival earlier this year in Champagne Clausen - Champagne calls Bryce a LOSER Garrett Thompson enters with a purpose, he was very close to winning the CYL in fact it came down to him and Romeo at the very end so his promo against Bryce is one of conviction that he’s the one who really lost. Garrett calls Champagne a one hit wonder to which Champagne calls Garrett a “never was”. - The Marauder Simon Gotch enters with Mandy Leon To which Simon Gotch calls all three of them delusional and invalids - Alveno La Flare enters annoyed with Champagne, GT and Gotch all bagging on his cousin Bryce so Alveno defends Golden Bryce his cousin as an actual proven champion and Lockdown main venter, GT quickly chimes in “well me too” (Lockdown 5) and then Alveno challenge them to a 2 on 3 match right now and here we go:
2 on 3 Tag Team Match M3: Golden Bryce & Alveno La Flare def. Champagne Clausen, Garrett Thompson & “The Marauder” Simon Gotch
- After the match Golden Bryce gives Alveno a nod of approval, they work really good together however the trio of heels have no love lost as GT, Champagne & Gotch all equally despise each other and all separately disdain in their own bubbles
Ad: Heatwave 2020 ad
- El Demonio enters
ALL OR NOTHING rematch 1 on 1 M4: El Demonio def. Ethan Bedlam
In ring segment: Romeo Roselli cuts a truly star-making promo about how his legacy was always to become XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion and now that he has possession of the Case Your Luck briefcase that’s a reality - Jordan Oliver comes out with the XPWEW Juniorweight Title and also holding Ruckus’ world title, Ruckus lags behind with Myron and Kotto and Siaka at the ramp Jordan: Lil Romeo, pimp you gonna be the only dude to cash in and lose, How bout you take the junorweight challenge before you even cross the mane Ruckus Romeo: (signals Jordan)
1 on 1 M5: Jordan Oliver def. Romeo Roselli (Interference when Garrett Thompson comes out and hits his patented elbow on Romeo to which Jordan quickly wraps up Romeo for the 1-2-3)
- Garrett then grabs the briefcase while Bedlam holds Romeo Roselli up and nails Romeo over the skull with the Case Your Luck briefcase
- On commentary Kailtyn Khoas announces Death Machines will try to work together as a team as they take on the newly formed team of Golden Bryce and his little cousin Alveno La Flare next week on Friday Night Pyro
In ring segment - Jake Awesome with a bandage on his head enters with The Set: (Jordan Oliver, Ruckus, Myron, Kotto, Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni) [I gotta mention how THE SET is drippin' in gold here: Ruckus = World | Jordan = JrWeight | Myron & Kotto = Tag | Jake = International Jake: All or Nothing, was more of Something and Somewhat for The Set: Ruckus retained he squashed that maggot Leonard McGraw, Myron and Kotto got the job done against the Malfunction Machines; Good job boys. Chrissy was robbed of the women's Case Your Luck BUT I WAS GOING TO LEAD JORDAN OLIVER TO THAT BRIEFCASE. It wasn't for me, I was there to insure Jordan Oliver: The fastest rising star in XPWEW no in pro wrestling could secure the bag and if THE SET ever lost possession of the world title we would have hope. The great white hope himself Jordan Olvier to snag it right back for The SET Jordan: I have been the Juniorweight Champion for EXACTLY 355 days, that means in 10 days I will have held this title one calendar year because I'm young, dumb and fuckin OVERRRRR Jake: That's right. All Man....Let me tell you something. I thought I crippeled you and your little girlfriend but I guess I didn't get the job done. Because I'm making a challenge. Jake Awesome THE MAMMOTH. will knock Tenille Dashwood's TEETH down her FUCKIN THROAT...... - All Man and Tenille Dashwood appear on the titan tron Jordan: LOOK AT THE COWARDS! LOOK AT THE COWARDS! Jake: Via Satellite real smooth p**** All Man: Jake, you tried to kill me and that was one thing. Now you've threatened my wife. And as a MAN....I'm going to knock your teeth down your throat Jake: laughs it off All Man: I'm gonna be a Friday Night Pyro next week and I'm going to make you a challenge, that you can't refuse. Next week I'm gonna make the annoucement I want the world to hear because I WILL get my redemption and I WILL embarrass you All Woman: ............F**K YOU (Jake Awesome with his arms crossed on the rope in silence exits the ring and The Set follows)
Nick Simmonds: Wow, I'm at a loss for words. What will All Man's announcement be next week?
- GG enters
- Ruckus enters with Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil & Siaka Lexoni
1 on 1 M6: Ruckus def. GG
After the match on the TITANTRON: We see Leoanrd McGraw dragging a XPWEW camera man around in his truck Leonard: Well I'm here in the city of brotherly love Philadelphia, Pennsylvania aka the home of XPWEW World Champion Ruckus (Ruckus looks perplexed staring at the titan tron while standing in the ring) Leonard: Well hell would you look at that? Ruckus's house. I remember seeing this brick shit house in that VICE tv special. Well Ima just stand here on the porch and I got this jerry can here...ooops I spilt some on ya front porch (Leonard drips the jerry can all over the front porch to the mail box) (Ruckus is screaming at the titan tron like a maniac as The Set tries to calm him down) Leonard: Well hell I ain't much for smoking weed like you do, but hell I'll try anything once (Leonard pulls out a match and lights up a cigarette and inhales) (Zoom in on bug eyed ENRAGED Ruckus in the ring) (Leonard takes a big drag off the cigarette then spits it out "Bad for the lungs I can't go sixty minutes after smoking one of these sum bitches" (Leonard lights a match and stares at the camera "See you in hell Motherfu****" *throws match into gasoline*) (Ruckus' safehouse porch goes up in flames as Leoanrd stares at the camera) (Ruckus screaming and he is extremely pissed) (Ruckus' house in Philly 2700 miles away is engulfed in flames) as the show ends Show ends
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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (7-24-2020)
XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (7-24-2020) results "Leonard gets even with The Set" [All or Nothing 2020 Go-Home Show] XPWEW Friday Night Pyro
Episode: 436
Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST
- Cold Open: THE SET pulls up in a white limousine to the parking lot. The door opens releasing a cloud of blunt smoke from XPWEW World Heavyweight Champion Ruckus, followed by Myron Reed, XPWEW Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni, Chrissy Rivera then XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome steps out last with two strippers on each arm with one holding his title. They walk like G;s through the parking lot area into the backstage curtain and make the entrance into the ring: This is The Set in full force tonight on Friday Nights
(Friday Night Pyro Intro)
Opening Segment: THE SET: Jake Awesome: "Dear condolences to All Man Mike Mondo and The All Woman Tenille Dashwood :) "
Jordan: "On The Gang, On The Team, On The Squad, On God, On THE SET..(Leonard McGraw music blares to interrupt)
Leonard: "I see Ruckus standing there in the background. World Champion is standing behind the Mid Card Sasquatch and The Tag Team Jabron's. Now as much as I'd love to come down there and slap the piss out of each and every member of The Set. I got some business to take care of tonight with 911 Brian Lee. Ruckus, I'm coming for you, Look at me when I'm talkin' boy....You got two days. You got forty-eight hours until you walk into the squared circle with me for one whole hour. Bring your working boots son. Let me tell you something, This sunday it's All or Nothing and in sixty minutes I'm going to single handedly stomp a mudhole in your manlet ass and that's a promise. - McGraw exits (Ruckus stares him down from the ring)
- ALL OR NOTHING 2020 ad
- Golden Bryce enters
- Garrett Thompson enters with Ethan Bedlam
1 on 1
M1: Garrett Thompson (w/ Ethan Bedlam) def. Golden Bryce
- Nick Simmonds: "Impressive as Garrett Thompson picks up his 5th straight victory in a row, Great momentum for the Englishmen going into Case Your Luck This Sunday @ All or Nothing 2020 and wow is that match stacked! It's gonna be Golden Bryce vs Garrett Thompson vs Simon Gotch vs Romeo Roselli vs Jake Awesome & Jordan Oliver vs Alveno La Flare vs Champagne Clausen and the winner will earn a briefcase item that grants them a World Heavyweight Title match at any time of their choosing for a calendar year"
- "The Marauder" Simon Gotch enters with Mandy Leon
- Champagne Clausen enters
1 on 1
M2: Champagne Clausen def. Simon Gotch (w/ Mandy Leon)
- Champagne: "2020 began as MY year, I'm gonna win that briefcase and I will be your world champion. Again."
- Vignette: El Demonio is coming soon | All or Nothing 2020 (Camera then returns back as Champagne looks pissed that the "El Demonio is coming commercial" interrupted him speaking.
- Joe Gacy enters and lagging behind him is a disinterested Audrey Carbine
Audrey: "I'm coming out to the ring for this match but not because you told me to just because it's what I want to do"
Gacy: "okay?"
- The Set enters Kotto Brazil and behind him is Siaka Lexoni, Chrissy Rivera, Myron Reed and XPWEW International Champion Jake Awesome
1 on 1
M3: Joe Gacy (w/ Audrey Carbine) def. Kotto Brazil (w/ Myron Reed, Siaka Lexoni, Jake Awesome & Chrissy Rivera)
(After the match Myron Reed goes to blindside Gacy but Audrey Carbine tramples Myron and grabs his arm threatening to lock in the Art of Ballistics arm bar but during her stalling The Set's Chrissy Rivera taps on Audrey's shoulder and after a lengthy stare down Audrey lets go of Myron's arm and The Set exits the ring walking backward up the ramp staring at The Death Machines. Who will capture the vacant XPWEW Tag Team Titles this Sunday @ All or Nothing?
Interview Segment: James Westerbeck: "Sunday, Golden Bryce you have the opportunity to become Mr. Case Your Luck and add yet another accolade to your long list of accomplishments in a short time here in XPWEW. Your thoughts?
Golden Bryce: "Thoughts? My thoughts are yeah I've accomplished a lot in my two years here but at what cost, I lost the two biggest matches of my career but every cloud has a silver lining and mine is Case Your Luck. I'm going to be the champion again. Whether it be Ruckus or Leonard McGraw. I'll be back"
*clap clap clap* - Garrett Thompson enters sarcastically "Bryce tonight you lost to me Haha, I'd focus on winning matches before speaking on the world title chalice. As far as I'm concerned it's a pipe dream. I've been a long time and it's high time that the world figured out just what I am capable of"
- 911 Brian Lee enters with Kiera Hogan
- Leonard McGraw enters
1 on 1
M4: Leonard McGraw def. 911 Brian Lee (w/ Kiera Hogan)
(After the match Ruckus hits the ring and ashes his blunt in the eye of Leonard McGraw temporarily blinded him, The Set then appears deep (Jake, Myron, Kotto, Jordan, Siaka & Chrissy)
(Myron, Jake & Kotto Brazil hold Leonard McGraw in the middle of the ring as Ruckus grabs a steel chair after repeatedly smacking it on the canvas, Ruckus whams McGraw over the skull with the steel chair causing Leonard to gush with blood. The Set leaves the heap of mess that is McGraw in the ring but as The Set reaches the top of the ramp, A flat laid out McGraw lifts his head up covered in a crimson mask responds with a devilish smile as if to say "Is that all you got?")
- XPWEW Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly and Lotus enter together
- Doxy Deity and Thunder Rosa enter together
Tag Team Match
M5: Doxy Deity & Thunder Rosa def. Lotus & Priscilla Kelly
The match results in Rosa and Doxy hitting a double Mexican Powerbomb on Priscilla for the 1-2-3 victory. Will Doxy defeat Priscilla by herself this Sunday to become a 2 time XPWEW Women's Champion?
(Thunder Rosa picks up her first win on XPWEW tv)
- Romeo Roselli enters
- Jordan Oliver enters with THE SET (Ruckus, Jake Awesome, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera)
- Ruckus & Jake Awesome, Myron & Kotto Brazil join commentary however Siaka Lexoni isn't at the booth with a headset his Jimmy Hart style of yelling he might as well be.
1 on 1
Romeo Roselli def. Jordan Oliver (w/ The Set)
The match results when Romeo and Jordan put on an absolute classic face/heel catch-as-catch-can match ultimately when Romeo counters Jordan's patented "Clout Cutter" into a roll up pinfall for the swift 1-2-3 victory but as soon as the bell rings Ruckus, Jake, Myron & Kotto storm the ring and start clubbing Romeo with blows until on the titan tron we see Leonard McGraw outside in the parking lot near The Set's limousine
Leonard: "You wanna gang up on me? You wanna gang up on Romeo well hell guys if you wanna pick on someone have the decency to pick on them like men and now cowards. Now SET DOWN and watch how I define "Eye for and Eye". I'm out here in the parking lot near you guys's limo, pretty fancy
(You see The Set in the ring cringing)
(Leonard McGraw holds up the very chair that Ruckus struck him with earlier in the night, you even see the crimson blood splatter on it)
Leonard: I'll even use the same tool for the job
(Leonard sizes up and chucks the steel chair accurately lawn darts it through the windshield and runs off)
Leonard: All or Nothing see you there Ruckus, you sorry son of a bitch
(The Set winces in agony and a furious Ruckus angrily stares at the titan tron as the show ends)
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