#xkiritsu

[ryouri]

i think i burned the cupcakes.

“hm..”

    the chef inspected the overly baked goods in question with     a slight cant of her head. there was no doubting it, the cupcakes     were indeed burnt — the two were simply too distracted     with their conversation that the cakes met their fiery doom     in the oven as they chatted away.

    this would be when you’d expect the unsalvageable cupcakes     to find a new home within the bin, something that always     happened in Hanako’s kitchen at Honnouji Academy whenever     one of her club members made a mistake with their cooking,     but no. 

    the girl lifted one of the cakes to her mouth and took a bite,     all with her infamous pokerface.

[zenithcut]

trips him down the stairs.

-]– ;; Funny how his body held the tenacity to adjust. Once the subtle tempo of his steps were haphazardly reduced to a halt, within that short span of time did he shoot a glance of surprise towards the lug who held a surprisingly sense of humor. A new situation unwrapped; a small window presented itself for to act unless a few dislocated bones was the fate he wanted to embrace! Switching from foot first to head, the sight of those sharply lined stairs flashed across his sight before his body tapped into instinct.

Jutting a hand forward, the dusty expanse of the stair would bare the brunt of his weight as a landing was made. Shifting his weight by his terms compared to gravity’s, Sanageyama then sprung off the limb and resumed the descent with an agile flip in the air. The bit of air time gained would be used to position himself, nailing a safe landing upon his rear upon the metallic railing of the staircase instead. Riding the momentum as he slid down to the bottom level, a content cheer could be proudly heard on the way down.

Always keep on your toes. That style of living had been ingrained into them ever since the days they followed the radiance of Honnouji’s leader whom they held dear. So it should come as no surprise that dangerous antics could also fall into their lifestyle, at least when it came to the physical powerhouses of the Academy. Nudging him off the rail and back onto proper ground, a grin that bolstered the promise of a unbridled challenge flashed across the lips of Sanageyama Uzu!

“Neither in the highest heavens or lowest hell could I let it be that easy for ya now. Take it that’s your sign we took off to the training room?”

Leave to them to make hyper dangerous works out to be a intertwined part of their regimen.

[horosuru-archived-blog]

             ❛Sheesh. Is there anythin' ya' do                  that doesn't involve kissin' ass                  an' tuckin' Ms. Catepillar Brows ta'                  sleep every night, Big Guy?❜

[mesukku-blog]

hands her a giant tree. beat all of your enemies to death.

Lays prone and crushed beneath the tree.

She may be 157 kilograms when clad in armour, but that does not mean she is capable of bearing the weight of an entire tree. However, she is flattered, in a sense, and utters no breath of protest as her lungs slowly fail her and begin to collapse.

[sewdier]

Librarian Starter w/ xkiritsu | p.42 of a portrait of the artist as a young man by James Joyce

      The question comes out forthright, "--...Do you pray?"

[zenithcut]

xkiritsu replied to your post:sits on ur shoulders and covers ur eyes - oh

that’s. honestly really creepy.

-]— ;; -Proceeds to take a picture of his creeped out face.-

-+10 for friendship.-

Good. With this you'll now be the new cereal champion. Your reigning creation will be Gamgagoori-O's and it'll be cutting the roof of mouths worldwide.

With discipline.