#xiao and his two lovely dumb s/o's

[vxperorchist]

Can I request, s/o ask for Intimidation act/ tips, (Cyno, Xiao, Tartaglia) they want to learn how to make a stone cold face/or a glare to scare of mens that won't leave them alone, but s/o failed miserably end up looking cute instead of intimidating.

Intimidation Act! (Cyno, Xiao, Tartaglia X Gn! Reader)

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: Mentions of being harassed?

I love this request so much bro it's so cute

I saw it and I was like "oh absolutely"

AND I am so sorry this took forever to upload. I was kind of in a slump BUT I'm back!

Cyno

Cyno was quite literally known for his expression, he seemed so intimidating to those who didn't know him. Luckily for you, you knew him better than anyone, and you knew how easy it was to get past his stone cold expression.

"Hey Cyno, you're always told how intimidating you look. How do I look intimidating as well?" You asked, hovering around him in your shared house.

You slung your arms over his shoulders from behind, wrapping them around his chest.

He turned his head to you, he had never thought of how he actually managed to look intimidating, as it wasn't his intention. His eyes were blank with thought.

"I'm not sure, it comes naturally for me I suppose."

He admitted blandly, no help to you whatsoever. "My demeanor probably isn't desirable; people have deemed me unapproachable." He frowned, recalling his multiple instances of people being scared of him.

"Well General Mahamatra, I think people just need to get past that demeanor of yours to see how sweet you truly are, however, I want that intimidating demeanor."

He scoffed at the name you called him and your stubbornness for something so dumb, like being intimidating. "Just frown more." He suggested, but just doing that wouldn't make you scary, just mean looking.

"Oh! I'll lock eye contact too, it makes people nervous." You added, trying the method onto your boyfriend. You ended up keeping a straight face and staring at him in the eyes. It ended up making you more nervous then anything.

"Your eyes are too pretty to be scary." He commented, smiling at you as he was maintaining eye contact with you so easily, almost as if he was reading your every thought.

He stood there with his arms crosses, shoulders pulled back and head angled. You had made many observations on him, but it was hard to copy him without looking stupid.

He seemed so effortlessly good at it as the two of you stood there for a solid few seconds, staring each other down. You came out the loser in the silent intimidation battle, your cheeks warming as he watched your every move.

"Is there a reason as to why you're trying to copy me?" He asked genuinely, readjusting his posture to be much less intimidating.

"I don't know, the merchants around Caravan Ribat make me uncomfortable sometimes, I wish they were scared of me so they wouldn't talk to me." You looked up at him, knowing most people in the desert would avoid his gaze and presence.

"Do you have names? I can make sure they're taken care of and never look at you again." His demeanor shifted to that of your gentle boyfriend, to that of his duty as Mahamatra.

"I'll be okay." You laughed at his protectiveness. Dehya already had everything covered, and always had a protective eye over you.

"I'll make sure I go with you next time, if you can't scare them off, I most certainly will." He placed a light kiss to your forehead, ending off your night.

Xiao

Xiao in many ways, was utterly terrifying. Even you were admittedly scared of him when the two of you had first met. He knew how he acted, and he paid no mind to how people perceived him. The only opinion that really mattered to him was yours.

He noticed you had been acting different as of recently. He knew your every mannerism, he was amazingly observant, and could tell when something was off.

"You're underestimating Adepti if you think I can't tell when something is different about you. What is it?"

He was onto you. You weren't acting entirely different, but a slight shift into anything revolving around you would go noticed by your adeptus.

"Your interactions are changing. Why is that?" He asked blandly. You knew how he acted and how he felt were two different things. You could understand his concern, but he would never show it.

You were scared to mention what was actually troubling you as of recently. He waited patiently for a response as you hesitated to tell him what was going on.

"I've just been bothered by a few locals. They keep harassing me in a way and I tried to take after you, I asked myself what would you do, but you don't even get harassed! People are scared of you, so I tried to copy your mannerisms."

He wanted to smile at your confession, but he couldn't put aside the part you mentioned being harassed. He was naturally protective over you, and this had really sent him over the edge.

"Where are they?" He asked, keeping everything straight to the point. He didn't need to know anything more, and even if you didn't tell him, he would find out himself.

"Xiao, it's really fine." You tried arguing with him, but it was no use. You brushed his hand lightly, it didn't go unnoticed, but he had a goal.

The next morning, he returned to you, with acts of service being his love language, he came back with a new set of flowers set on your desk.

You were upset he disappeared last night, but he was a free spirit you couldn't control.

"What happened last night?" You asked him, scared of the answer you would receive.

"I dealt with the worthless individuals." He replied blunt as ever, standing in your doorframe.

"If you ever run into trouble like that, you're supposed to call my name." You sighed, you knew you should have, but didn't want to trouble him with something like that.

"Can you teach me how to be less approachable?"

"I'm not a teacher."

You had your answer, and he was stubborn.

If he wouldn't be your teacher, you would teach yourself. You kept copying his mannerisms, and he'd roll his eyes every time he caught you doing it.

He thought it was cute, but would never admit that to you, a mortal.

At the end of the day when the two of you came back to each other and you could let your guard down, he loved seeing your smile more than anything. It brought him light to the dark life he lived.

Childe

Tartaglia was both one of the least intimidating people you knew, and most. He had his moments he could turn up the heat, making his subordinates weak in the knees, but you also knew him as the sweet, gentle, boy he could also be.

He tried his best to hide his harbinger side from you, as that wasn't your burden to deal with, but it was a part of him you couldn't ignore.

You couldn't ignore the way some of his subordinates looked at you when you were around him while he was working. Their stares made you uncomfortable, and you could hear them whispering disturbing things under their breath.

They should have known much better then to talk about a harbingers partner, as they had worked out for absolutely no one.

Tartaglia was observant, but a little oblivious to the situation, and you had tried your best to ignore it as well. You tried the tactic of an RBF, which only worked a little bit.

"It's like you're taking after me, I see the way you look at my subordinates, I've never seen you look so intimidating!" He was just a little dense.

"They make me uncomfortable." You admitted finally, and he stopped dead in his tracks as the two of you were talking while sparring.

"What do you mean? Have they done something?" He put his bow away quickly and walked over to you, caught off guard by the new information.

"Its's nothing I can't handle; they've just been staring and what not."

"Who?" He asked, almost sounding like a demand. He caught himself before he got snappy, taking a deep inhale.

You giggled at his reaction, running a hand through his hair. "Like I said, nothing I couldn't handle."

"They're still alive, so they weren't handled." He removed your hand from his hair, kissing it as he released it.

"Point them out to me, and I'll keep them after training next time."

You knew he wouldn't hesitate to harm, or even kill someone for you, but would he do it to his own subordinate?

Long story short, the group that had made you uncomfortable were never seen again under Tartaglia's supervision.

A few weeks later, he had started subtly advising you on ways to intimidate someone. Between eye contact, posture, and manipulation, intimidation was one of the many things he had been trained on as a harbinger.

He'd watch as you had started to copy him, standing by his side standing as tall as you could, (even if you weren't very tall.)

He was proud of himself for teaching you so well, and proud of you for learning. You weren't very scary, but he knew he was, so regardless, people would be scared if they saw him by your side.

You'd exclaim to him excitedly when his subordinates would avoid your eye contact, but in reality, he had threatened them. He loved the way you'd light up, and if all he had to do was threatened his snotty subordinates, he'd do it a million times over.

[ganyuslily]

HOW TO GET A S/O — A GUIDE BY YOURS TRULY.

“i hereby declare that i am opening s/o applications! i can offer a poem, a brownie and my unconditional love. if you’re interested, please fill out this form!”

(platonic/romantic) ayato, albedo, childe, kazuha, an anonymous sender x gn!reader, chiscara cameo lmao

comedy, fluff, modern!au, high school!au (?)

for valentine’s day…. i love valentine’s day i LOVE PEOPLE IN LOVE!!!!!

“this is so dumb,” your best friend xiao mutters under his nose. “i’m not even talking about the fact that you came up with the whole significant other form thing or the fact that it actually worked,” he looks with an indescribable look in his eyes at your phone, “i can’t believe you used google forms to make it. really? google forms?”

“what else was i supposed to use, genius,” you retort while opening the submitted applications. “i’m more impressed that i actually got so many answers. i think my brownie has bewitched them, their body and soul,” you say jokingly while stretching.

xiao looks at you with a blank face and you only shrug. he looks like he’s mere seconds from a breakdown. you wonder why.

“well, i’ve gotta say this is perfect! valentine’s day just around the corner, y’know? would be nice to have a partner even if they would break up with me like two days later. i can’t keep pestering you to be my valentine every single year.” he simply sighs and rubs his eyes. he seems annoyed. you’re not sure why though but you know he’s not annoyed at you. he never is.

“alright, enough talking, let’s get to it! time to see whose application was the best!” you declare enthusiastically and start scrolling.

APPLICATION NR. 1

NAME: KAMISATO AYATO

TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF: i’m not particularly sure what contents should be placed here.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PERFECT DATE: a meeting in the park sounds quite nice. obviously, it would depend on the weather. however, if it would be nice, strolling and talking while walking between trees and flower seems quite lovely. i’ve always wanted to try it.

TELL ME THE REASON FOR YOUR APPLICATION: you seem like a very nice and competent person. we’ve worked on a couple projects before and even if we wouldn’t end up dating, i would still appreciate becoming friends.

TELL ME A FUN FACT: oh my, i’m really bad this. i’m sorry. could i perhaps ask you a question though? do you know if i perhaps did anything to offend your friend? he’s been glaring at me since the time we first teamed up for a project.

⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅

[…do you think thoma and ayaka put him up to it?] [that is quite possible.]

[aish, that’s too bad. do you think he’d still like to meet up though? i’d like to get closer to him.]

[what? why on earth would you like to do that?]

[why not? it could be fun. also, addressing his concern, do you have anything against him?]

[…no, not in particular.]

[alright, if you say so…]

APPLICATION NR. 2

NAME: ALBEDO

TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF: oh come on, we’ve known each other for so long. i’m sure you already know it but but when i was a child i accidentally dyed my hair black — my mother was terrified. on the other hand, i was quite thrilled. maybe i should do it again.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PERFECT DATE: a study date? perhaps. i’m sorry, this probably sounds quite boring. in my defense, i am quite a boring person. i’m open to anything though.

TELL ME THE REASON FOR YOUR APPLICATION: we’ve been lab partners since the beginning of high school, haven’t we? i’d like to think we get along quite well PLUS i don’t have a valentine this year either and if i’ll have to listen to my mother’s nagging again i will lose it. if you want to, i can give you extra chemistry lessons — an agreement with mutual benefit, if i can put it that way.

TELL ME A FUN FACT: did you know ajax screamed when he saw that you put out the forms? i’m not particularly sure why but i felt as if my eardrums were about to explode. even my noise canceling headphones didn’t work.

⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅

[can’t believe he’d try to use me again to get rid of his mother’s talking his ear off.]

[if it annoys you, i can take care of it.]

[your definition of taking care of something is quite doubtful, if i’m being honest. and no, you don’t have to. i love helping him anyways. he’s a good friend and he explains chemistry perfectly.]

[i could also give you some extra lessons from it.]

[xiao, you are literally failing the subject.]

[and?]

APPLICATION NR. 3

NAME: AJAX AKA CHILDE

TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF: i’m good at sports, obviously. i’m also fantastic at learning. i’m also handsome. generally speaking, i’m perfect (and taken).

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PERFECT DATE: simply spending time with my lovely boyfriend (if he’d hear me call him that he’d slap me in the face).

TELL ME AND THE REASON FOR YOUR APPLICATION: i’m trying to help my friend but i’m not sure if he won’t murder me in exchange if he does please put forget-me-nots at my grave i beg!!

TELL ME A FUN FACT: i once put a lightbulb in my mouth because i didn't believe it when they said you won’t be able to get it out. had to go to the hospital and shit — oh and by the way did you know there is someone close to you that HAS A CRUSH ON YOU PLEASE OPEN YOUR EYES I CAN’T KEEP ON ENDURING IT ANYMORE

⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅

[a crush? on me, out of all people?]

[why are you so surprised?]

[why would i be not? it’s not like i’m popular or anything. considering you, who has been my friend for the longest time never developed one, how could a completely random person do it?]

[…who knows.]

APPLICATION NR. 4

NAME: KAEDEHARA KAZUHA

TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF: i think you know everything you should already, considering you’ve seen most of my poetry.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PERFECT DATE: finding a place the both of us have never been to before and exploring it together. making memories with a person you like is always pleasant.

TELL ME THE REASON FOR YOUR APPLICATION: i just want to get closer to you. and who knows where it will lead us.

TELL ME A FUN FACT: did you know they opened a new café just around the corner? perhaps that could be our destination.

⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅

[kazuha is as sweet as ever. straight to the point too.]

[…too straight to the point.]

[did you say something?]

[no?]

[oh.]

[well, you do remember you’re supposed to visit the café with me though, right? we’re supposed to do it tomorrow.]

[of course i do.]

APPLICATION NR. 5

NAME: ANONYMOUS

TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF: what would be the point of me submitting myself as anonymous if i’d describe myself in great detail here

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PERFECT DATE: same one as yours

TELL ME REASON FOR YOUR APPLICATION: i’ve liked you since that one time where you reached out my hand to me in kindergarten and asked if we could become friends. i’ve kept on liking you when you went through your first breakup. i’ve kept on liking you when we were spending valentine’s day together every single year. i’ve always liked you. i still do. and i don’t think i’ll stop

TELL ME A FUN FACT: would you believe me if i told you that out of all the possible people ajax was the one that made me do this. i’ve threatened him that if this fails i’ll tell scara that he’s had a crush on him since sixth grade

⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅

[xiao?]

[…yes?]

[is this you?]

[…]

[silent as ever, huh.]

[what if it is me?]

[because if it is, i like you too. i’ve liked you for a very long time now.]

[…yes, it is me.]

[oh, thank the stars. i can’t believe i had to do this whole thing to see if my feelings were one-sided.]

[huh? what did you say?]

[…nothing! so, how would you like to spend our first valentine’s day together as an official couple?]

[official?]

[what, you don’t want it?]

[…]

[wait, xiao, did you just blush?]

[…we can visit that café.]

[whatever you want, my dear boyfriend.]

[…stop talking.]

[stayarmytinyzenmoa-l]

STOP EVERYTHING WDYM SHE USED TO CRUSH ON YANG

OH PLEASE same though if someone disappears I'm planning their funeral

I'M SOBBING I LOVE MY NCTHREE

SEONGHWA SENDING FLOWERS sorry yang i'm team ynsh now

poor yangyang akhdbjfnk

oh ewwwww stalker much?

SUNGHOONNNNNNN

oh my god o h m y g o d

why is he so scared of that's that's very...

oh- oh i'm going to sob team ynyy here we come again

~

OH NO YEONJUN I LOVE YOU BUT KEEP YOUR MOUTH S H U T

oh nvm okay collab

i say yangyang names y/n's contacts thing 1 and thing 2

~

nah if ncthree were on one team you'd have yangyang and y/n arguing with each other about not doing well and then mark literally acing everything and going ":D" while yn and yangyang just stand there staring at him

DEFEATED MALE LEAVES I'M WHEEZING

~

SKEEBALLLLL

YES HE'S LEGALLY ALLOWED TO FLOOR SOMEONE

the unstoppable besties on land but stoppable in the air and ocean

we love a man who is competent and can drive basically anything

~

HELP ME NCTHREE'S BEEN A BAD INFLUENCE TO MARK ADKFJN but yes johnny is daddy material

side note the 🥵 is the first thing that came to mind when i read that akbdfn

JIHYUN BEING THE MOM ADHKBJFN

johnny the daddy of nct 🫡

~

thanks for making me sob my team ynyy heart has been solidified

MANIFEST IT

he's at the ateez dorms i call it

I KNEW IT

yeonjun istg

...oh my that was-

~

okay shaving in your room's a big no-no

the colour combination i-

jeno i- i would be lying if i said i didn't laugh though adkbjfn

OH RIPPPP

"the one they call johnny"

oH

ohohohoh the plot thickens

DEAD LIFTS i literally feel dead after I'm done with them

OH MY GOD XIAO DEJUN

...you've got to be joking delusional fans are the WORST

god forbid jeno stands a bit closer to yn to prevent her from dying

OH WAIT THAT REMINDS ME OF THE SMALL YN'S BROTHERS POSTS AHHHHH

~

NOT THE CURSED POKEMON

no but how do people sexualise someone spotting someone else that's so-

~

HELP I JUST REALISED HOW ONG THIS GOT I'M SO SORRY ADHFJN

wE ARE BACKKKK

Also girl this is Season 1 content except homegirl got over it pretty quickly I mean you would too if you saw the shit she saw him do

LMFAOOOO

THREE IS THE STRONGEST NUMBER

Your rollercoaster of YNSH and YNYY is so fun to read (YNSH is obv up high while YNYY is down low cuz you know those two are going to hell)

From possible man to nobody's man for real

Funny you should say that

SUNGHOON

Lowk I would be too if I, a vaguely fresh idol, was told to hand a paper to an idol with a load of wack-ass rumors going on about her and everyone she was associated with i'd be hella nervous

WE BACK IN HELLLLL

~

Yeonjun will return in S3

We love collab stages!

STOP IT WOULD BE AHAHAHA alternatively Dumb and Dumber

~

Normally Mark has the brain cell but when they're together that brain cell gets confiscated so now all three of them are working off of vibes

HE KNEW HE COULDN'T WIN IT WASN'T EVEN WORTH THE SCREEN TIME

~

I'm such a BOSS at skeeball ngl like undefeated amongst the cousins

All those years of mario kart led up to this

*insert Eren pointing across the sea gif here*

The Kun-cult is a side plot I'm planning rn

~

Doyoung like "I knew I shouldn't have let my son hang out with those ruffians"

ME TOO LMFAO I SHOULD'VE PUT IT MISSED FREAKING OPPORTUNITY

That's MOMMY to you!

Not the job he asked for but the one only he could do

~

Oh now we stuck in hell I can't wait to drop the alternate

Jaemin probably fully knew Mars was at the ATEEZ dorm because he may or may not have been in the same situation Jisung was in before

HE MISSED HIS DAD'S SIDE

Ehehehehehe

~

and y'all wonder why (Y/N) moved on fast

Bro picked it up, smelled it, and put it on

RENJUN REALLY SOLD HIM OUT LMFAOOOOO

The only people Mars actually cares about is ANiMA let's be honest here he literally manipulated Jisung into letting him out

The plot is very thick

Ngl I can't even lift the bar on it's on

He held his hand up for a high five after that but no one noticed so he just clapped his hands together

Poor YN, fame isn't all she thought it was

*YN getting crushed while benching* *Jeno putting his hands up and walking away to avoid the scandal*

YESSSSS Lowk I've been running through them again to make sure everything's in line before S3 comes out

~

WHEN MEG SENT IT I HAD TO ADD IT

people who don't know gym etiquette that's who

~

IT'S OKAY I LOVE IT THANK U ROSE

[fairykazu]

ꔫ genshin impact favorited by vidia. (indicated with a ⋆)

ꔫ scaramouche:

happy ending! ⋆

will never be the one to lose same side of the coin

top six reasons i hate you

my summer love / winter heartbreak

we are reunited / you must go

listening to his heartbeat ft. kazuha

born to say youre mine forced to say idgaf!! ⋆ lets get a divorce oomf i want you back

i wonder why my favorite boy left me

like a movie scene, table for 2

take a bite - gn reader, based on the song by beabadoobee and a bit of self projection

aita for being cold to a stranger for being weird but they ended up being my crush i liked from my childhood? - reddit au

aita for bothering this guy even though he feels familar? [ plus an update ]

under my skin - blurb about how he fell for you

moonflower ft. bf!scr ୭ not super secret crush ft. tutor!scr ୭ summer flows ft. first love!scr

ꔫ albedo:

late night cuddles!

feathered kisses

ꔫ kaeya:

wind blume

sketches of you

bf & s/o convos part two part three

sneaking ‘round with you ⋆

palm reading ⋆

too sweet to dream

ꔫ ayaka:

never yours ⋆ - f reader, selfish reasons to want you but could never be yours

accepting fate - f reader, in which, ayaka repents for liking you

snow waltz ⋆ - f reader, fairy au, life but it's a fairy tale

the lady's artist

ꔫ kazuha:

memories ⋆ - gn reader, he liked to reminisce on old memories, especially at the brink of dawn and even more so when you’re in his arms. tea + comfort = u - continuation of memories, you would never express it but you wonder if kazuha still shares the feelings as you do for him. t

glued to you - gn reader, sleepy summer nights

puppy eyes - gn reader, but you and him already knew that you were wrong. just too stubborn to admit it. 

20191009 - gn reader, realization of feelings

when the sun dives ⋆ - f reader, not-so-situationship

warm smiles & hot choco - f reader, incredibly whipped kazuha

selfish - gn reader, in which kazuha pins for you and you pin for scaramouche

letters to her - f reader, maybe, she was his other half, and he was fated to be hers forevermore.

listening to his heartbeat ft. scaramouche - gn reader, based on the game: lads game interactions

a shitty love song to her - f! reader, what doesnt the public love the most than love? unrequited love !!!

fresh lilacs - gn reader, new flowers every week

softly spoken - gn reader, short written piece

w rizz ⋆ - gn reader, whipped kazuha and a date!

ꔫ xiao:

mission impossible: getting you under the mistletoe ⋆ - gn reader, to finally confess the feelings, he has had harboring for 17 years.

lovers oath ⋆ - gn reader, inspired by lads! raf's myth lore, soulmates au

sunsetz - gn reader, a missing piece in his life

cold hands ⋆ - gn reader, "you better not break that promise."

lily of the valley - gn reader, confession gone wrong

prey of the vampire - gn reader, vampire x immortal au, what he didn't expect was for the heir to develop feelings for him.

star's heartbreak - gn reader, mildly inspired by joe and taylor swift

seasons - gn -> f reader, a knight devoted to his princess

ꔫ childe:

mimicking his actions - gn reader, he has been noticing lately that you have been mimicking him.

it's over! - gn reader, breakup dramatic scene

misunderstandings ⋆ - gn reader, it's hard to be in love with someone who's so obvious that they like you back but refuse to admit it.

ginger^2breads - gn reader, established relationship

washing rice ⋆ gn reader, childe washing rice

ꔫ lyney:

subtle warning - gn! reader, lyney gives the guy youre going on a date with a warning

chat noir lyney ⋆ gn! reader, mlb au chat noir lyney 2 ⋆

summer flows ft. lyney & scr

ꔫ heizou:

lovesick hcs

crush's texts ft. heizou ⋆ dumb and dumber tweets - continuation of above

case 143: who does he like ft. heizou

ꔫ characters w/ fewer fics:

battle of the bill ft gaming

orange peels ft itto

splash of water ft itto

good morning kisses ft. yoimiya

ꔫ fics (multi x reader)

ice skating ft. childe, ayaka & amber - written pieces of prompt art museum ft. albedo, ganyu, & keqing ⋆ - written pieces of prompt

specific love lang ft. scara & thoma

when you know, you know ft. childe, scara, dan heng & gepard

naughty or nice? ft. chiscara

ꔫ headcanons

love langs ft. childe, kaeya, ning, ayaka, yelan, thoma, luc, kazu, keqing, mona, koko, ganyu, lisa, xiao, hutao, amber & scara

romance book tropes ft. koko, kazu, ning, ayaka, scara, yoi, tao, xiao, sara, yelan, childe, dehya, ganyu & kaveh

wlw plotlines ft. yoimiya, yunjin, yelan, ning, ayaka & beidou

nicknames ft. childe, lisa, mona, hutao, amber, yae miko, kae, scara, luc, thoma,ei, neuvi, zhongli, beidou, yoi, itto, ning & kuki (plus hsr)

them as cas lyrics ft. scaramouche, xiao, diluc, kazuha, kaeya, thoma, heizou & lyney

boyfriend headcanons ft. childe & kaeya

genshin impact men beabadoobee songs with scaramouche, xiao, diluc, kazuha, kaeya, thoma, heizou, lyney, albedo, tighnari, kaveh, baizhu, childe, itto & gorou

genshin impact women as beabadoobee songs with yae miko, lisa, amber, mona, yoimiya, yelan, beidou, ayaka & dehya

what kind of dates ft. mona, layla, kaveh, lisa, kaeya, childe, hutao, scara, kazu, yelan, yoi, koko, xiao, sara, albedo, ganyu, keqing, & amber

[hvnly1q]

.・。.・゜✭sfw xiao boyfriend scenario✫・゜・。.

✦ A good gift for my bff

Sfw: xiao being cute, xiao being clingy, and mostly stubborn it's a modern au btw.

He's a tsundere but he can be a softy ☘︎

I woke up from the noises downstairs I got up goin downstairs and saw and saw my tsundere boyfriend trying to cook by himself I cleared my throat and suddenly he turned around and quickly looked at me trying to hide what he was doing.

"Are u tryna cook by yourself?" I asked hes cheeks was turning like yaemiko's hair "I was t-trying to cook f-for us.." I stared at him in awe "want me to try and help?" I asked him again and he slightly nod at me while looking down hiding his blushing face I walk towards him and bend a bit and look at his face "stop blushing now love.. I thought yaksha's have no side like this?"

I teased him and he side eye glare at me I wink at him in return and look at what he's cookin "ohh? you're cooking your favorite almond tofu that I have been cooking for u since our first meeting." I smiled and he walked towards me and back hugged me putting his chin on my shoulder.

"Can't I make one?" He asked curiously and I laughed a bit "no silly of course u can make your own I'll tell u how to cook it" then he released the hug and listened to my instructions.

After cooking it I put the two almond tofu on the dining table and our dog tofu and snow suddenly showed up "arf!" snow bark and I pat her head, me and xiao adopted tofu from the street we found him in the dirty box while we were walking down the street and about snow? we adopted him from the vet the owner was harsh and abusing her pet because for dumb reasons.

"Xiao!" I shouted his name then he showed up completely showered and cleaning his hair I looked at him up and down.

Suddenly the dogs bark at me and I go back to reality and give them their food and I gulp my saliva after seeing a masterpiece in front of me "you were checking me out didn't u?" He asked curiously still cleaning his hair.

'shit I got caught!' And I cleared my throat "o-of course I wasnt!" I denied quickly and ran towards the dining after feeding my dogs from the kitchen he smirked a bit "cute." Then he put his towel on his neck before going to the dining following u behind.

I was drinking my ice tea while looking at my phone then I heard someone cleared their throat and I looked up and saw xiao looking down at me and pecking my lips before going across the table.

I was still looking up 'what just happened!!?' then I went back to reality and slightly glared at xiao who was eating his fav food while using his phone smiled a bit from what he did "you're lucky I love you" I said rolling my eyes "I love you too" he mumbled and I blushed like strawberries and just eat my food in peace

While eating "I'm going to practice tomorrow" I said he looked at me telling me 'to go on and tell me more' "since our manager told us we are gonna have a new collab with dckz tomorrow" he nodded and continue eating.

As u can see me and xiao were idols when we first met we are already in our 25's we got married 2 years ago he's in a group named 6ALE and I'm in a group named QOQ which stands for Queen of queens (Yaemiko, Raiden, Nilou, Yelan, Shenhe, Ayaka, Columbina) he debuted when he was 19 I debuted when I was 18.

"I'm sorry love.." He shook his head and held my hands on his "don't say sorry I have a collab with someone as well the manager didn't get to say who so me and my members will have to wait" Can't believe both of us are the leaders of the chaotic team he stood up from his seat and pulled me towards the living room he say down and pulled me towards his lap.

"Wow... Babe calm down" he hugged me and I hug back he kissed my temple I chuckle a bit "that's ticklish" and we stayed like that for a whole hr "I'm thankful I married u xiao.." I said and he smiled softly and kissed my forehead while we both stared at the big window and "and I'm happy marrying such a wonderful wife" I look at him and he looks back at me and I pulled him into a gentle kiss he put his hand behind my head pulling me more to him.

Little did u know... After a sensual and hot night and without knowing you two were the ones who will collab in that day. And reminder you can't even walk!

⟭I hope u guys like my first short and long one shot or scenario! ᵕ̈ ⟬

Edit: I can't believe I made this a year ago! 😭

[dourpeep]

As a person who thrives off of giving hugs every few minutes, KXR daily cuddle like is the dream, ehe. Gotta snuggle your boys! <3

Ah yes, peep peep’s notifications are blessing my activity feed now :D

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hoho it's me in your notifs again hi hello and welcome

but y e s

ahh maybe it's just because I'm a very soft person who likes soft affection, but man, that idea of KXR daily cuddles?? Hasn't left my mind.

Also in the KZR au, Kazuha sleeps small--like he curls up if that makes sense. Xiao sleeps on his back with a hand over his eyes and usually with Kazuha draped half over him (but still tucked up small) and Reader can sleep however they like, but preferable also half on Xiao. Like a pile-

I just think the idea of Xiao being literally smothered in love is neat

[scaramouche-bully]

Hello sheep; it’s my first time ever sending something like this, so apologies if it’s awkward. And if it’s not too much trouble, could I be 🧸 or 🔮 anon please?

Hh I love touch starved Scara so much, but I also love overstimulated Scara so much so why not combine the two? So I present to you,,,

Scara not being able to deal with his s/o rubbing their hands running through his hair and down his chest to his dick as he’s fucked in the ass, probably with a strap-on/dick if the s/o is amab. Or maybe have him strapped down with a fucking machine or something of the like as a ‘fuck you’ to the little prick as he cries from the intensity 💕 little bitch

Hi 🔮,

Don't worry about feeling awkward at all and I'm happy to have you here! I have been starved of this gremlin of a man and when I return, there's now an evil bedo and dumb himbo Itto. I've already written scara with a fucking machine and I wanted to try something new so me writing soft smut? More likely than you think (u‿ฺu✿ฺ)

Major spoilers for the Inazuma main story quest.

The purple electro swirling in the gnosis, the one that used to belong to the Inazuma archon, is now in your playful hands. For something that was inside an Archon, the gnosis itself appears somewhat lacklustre if it weren't for the electro inside it. It almost looks angry as it spits electro energy at you, spiteful that it's so far away from its original owner despite how ironic that statement is.

"Aren't gnosis connected to their Archon's? Do you think she can feel my touch?" you ask as you run your fingers along with the intricate design. When you don't receive a response you take a moment to move your gaze to the man below you, seated snug on your dick, small arms wrapped around your neck. His face is flushed pink, eyes closed, pretty lips parted as he tries to catch his breath.

"Is that seriously your concern right now?" he scoff's as indigo eyes stare back at you. You hum in reply before twirling the gnosis and placing one hand onto his chest. Leaning over, the gnosis shining brighter the closer it gets to him, you gently place it in the middle of his chest as he squirms under the cold metal and your touch. You watch in fascination as it begins to slowly sink inside him, your lithe finger's coaxing the gnosis in, ignoring the pain of his nails digging into your shoulders. As soon as the last piece of the gnosis sinks in completely do you stare in awe as purple lines of electro begin to sprout down to his stomach, electricity flickering as you begin to trace elemental energy. Whatever the gnosis is doing to him, it's setting his senses alight that by the time you look up, his eyes are rimmed with tears as he removes one hand from your shoulder to try and muffle his whimpers. You chuckle as you reach up and take his hand away from his mouth, the electro lines reach down to his fingertips as you press kisses to them, small purple spark's tingle your lips as you pull away. Finger's follow the lines down from his arm, palm's run down the length of his neck, lips pressing kisses to his chest before they disappear down to his stomach.

"Don't hide your voice anymore Kunikuzushi. You are a God to be worshipped."

- 🐑

Link to Scaramouche Fic: — ☆ Overstimulation headcanons - Xiao, Childe, and Scaramouche 🐏 [ GN ]

Masterlist

[smeard-butter]

Genshin headcannons, all men You been kidnapped (part 2/?)

Hurt/comfort sfw part one here

Diluc, kaeya, Tartaglia, zhongli, itto, ayato, gorou, Thoma, scaramouche, kazuha, albedo, venti, Xiao , dainsleif

TW: Mentions of torture, blood, vomiting, non consensual touching, death treats. Mentions of death (not you or him) alcohol poisoning, sexual assault, mentioned of possession, animalistic nature

Arataki itto

Listen I know he is a himbo but he knows something is wrong when you're late to his onikabuto mach, and you have never been late once, he had to win the onikabuto mach without being cheered on, and you're his lucky charm so he almost lost but still won. Right after the mach he would start with going to all the spots you two hang out. By the end of the day he will be in tears because he not only couldn't find you anywhere but he didn't take all the onikabuto he found because you're his top priority right now. He ended up falling asleep at one of the spots with the gang members. It's the second day when someone told him that you have been taking by the kujou clan to bait him out do they can arrest him, he will be furious!!!! He was going to fight them head on but the gang had to hold him back, if it wasn't for them the bait would of worked, but now he needs to think with his himbo brain! "Ayato" itto said, while running of towards the kamisato estate, once he fits there he will tell ayato about the situation who just so happens to tell kokomi and the resistance, so now he has not only ayato on his side but a whole army.once they get to the kujou estate they figured out the door is locked, so you know in itto's hangout how he punished the whole bolder well he did that to the FUCKING WALL! well there's there entrance, immediately the kujou gaurds would be alarmed and start to get ready for the attack but, remember itto is still pissed and has a claymore, so no more of them, by the time where they find Sara itto would attack but ayato will hold them back, when ayato tells Sara about the reason they are there Sara is pissed because people of her own army went against a rule not to harm innocent people, just for a dumb Oni, yes itto took offence but now that Sara is telling them to follow her to the police station all hell is loose. Once they get the she is the one to barge down the door and demand a explanation for why they did that. Apparently some soldiers wanted to show off that they caught itto and using you was the only way they thought would work, but atlas it don't work, you were set free and itto was off the hook just this once, ayato had to pay for the damage and kokomi had to Help with healing the other people who itto ' dealt with '. " So that was something" you said while getting a piggy back ride by itto " yeah but hey my little onikabuto" (he called you that once and never stopped) he said stopping mid sentence to see if you were looking at him "anyways, what I was saying is that you are safe now and in good old number 1 itto's arms, well back" he said ignoring your eye roll, "yeah yeah well next time try not to allow you s/o to get kidnapped" you said in return, " yeah I love you too" he said in return, you both ending up laughing at eachother after that and roasting you both, even some of the gang members join in.

There was going to be ayato on this list, but at the end whenever I tryed to save it ,it never fucking saved and shit, so just take itto for now, I'll post another soon

[patt-writes-stuff]

Beach Days with The Genshin Characters!

Wc: 1.7k+

Type: Headcanons

CW: umm nothing except mentions of alcohol and maybe people being creeps? (None of the chars or you tho it’s very brief)

A/N: HI IM BACK FROM THE DEAD! These were supposed to be a lot shorter but I got too excited. If you by any chance wanna see some for your fav character lmk! I know it says request are closed in my bio but since it’s just hcs it’s a lot less (and I really enjoyed writing these so ajdhdhdk)

🔥Diluc:

This man cannot swim. Tell me otherwise, I dare you.

Kaeya tried to jokingly push him off a lil diving cliff area when they were kids.

He almost drowned. Kaeya was in a lot of trouble.

So, good luck getting this man to actually get in the water. The most he’ll do is sit on the shore where it’s very shallow.

He usually prefers to just stay under an umbrella on the sand and keep an eye on you.

Calls you every two hours in advance and helps you reapply sunscreen.

He’s very pale so I feel like he burns pretty easily, meaning he needs to reapply super frequently otherwise he will become a tomato. He brings like three bottles of the good shit. Tch, rich boy.

If you ask him to build a sandcastle, he will pretend to be annoyed but do it anyways. Ends up finding it kind of enjoyable.

He has the maids prepare a nice picnic basket for the two of you!! It’s got all your favorite foods plus grape juice cuz y’know.

If any creepy peeps approach you, don’t worry. He brought his vision and his claymore.

Of course, he won’t have to resort to such violent lengths. Everyone in Mondstadt knows who Diluc is and they probably know you’re his s/o, so they’re usually smart enough to mind their own business.

If they don’t, don’t worry. Diluc’s glare is more than enough to scare them away.

All in all I definitely recommend a beach day with him! I’ll give it a solid 8/10 (-2 for not wearing floaties and getting in the water with you or letting you teach him how to swim.

🖌Albedo:

You guys definitely 100% take Klee out with you on a beach day.

You guys bring snacks, beach toys like buckets and shovels for optimal sandcastle building, a picnic blanket, etc.

Jean definitely packs a lot more stuff for you guys to take with you than you actually need.

It’s only cuz she’s worried for Klee and is nervous about not being able to go with you guys though! It’s very sweet really.

Klee tries to bomb the fish and cause havoc at the beach 😭

I think Albedo is a good swimmer and gets in with you and Klee so that he can help her (which is very cute omfg)

He’s set total workaholic, as we know, so it took a lot of convincing to get him to put down his experiments and accompany you to the beach (however, he’s particularly weak to yours and klee’s puppy dog eyes so he caved eventually)

Though, looking at you and Klee happily building sandcastles and decorating them with pretty seashells of all shapes and colors, he can’t really find it in himself to complain.

He, of course, takes this opportunity to take out his sketchbook and draw the waves, seagulls, you… Of course he won’t let you see the sketch book no sir. He’s a bit embarrassed to be honest, but an artist such as himself recognizes beauty when he sees it so he simply had to draw you. (God I love him so much)

If a creepy person approaches you,- well don’t worry. The sight of a small arsonist child blowing up fish is enough to scare them away 🥰

At the end of the day, all three of you are all ticketed out. Albedo has to carry Klee back to Mondstadt because the poor baby fell asleep the moment you started drying her hair with the beach towel. You’re, of course, carrying back Dodoco and your bags. (You also manage to sneak a peak at Albedo’s sketchbook and find some very pretty drawings of you and Klee with your sandcastle)

At the end of the day, you guys tuck Klee in and read her a bedtime story (she woke up and insisted). Afterwards Albedo takes you back home and thanks you for coming with you and Klee (which you ofc say wasn’t a problem because how could you not???)

All in all? I’ll give it a solid 10/10. You’ve got tasty food, fun times, your boyfriend and his cute kid adoptive sister (yes I am very biased idc)

🦋Xiao:

I think it would take a lot of convincing to get Xiao to go out on a beach date with you.

He’ll probably see it as a distraction getting in the way of his slaying of monsters and demons.

However, he also worships the grounds you walk on (hehe, simp XD), so I don’t think it’ll take that much convincing on your part (especially because it’s is self appointed duty to keep you safe so if you insist on going with or without him, he supposes he’ll have to go)

Is definitely a bit tense at first. He doesn’t know how to let loose and chill so while you’re sun tanning on a beach chair he’s like 🧍‍♂️ahdgshjsjd

Eventually calms down a bit though! You get him to relax and eat some almond tofu you brought along with you. It definitely gets him to perk up.

I don’t think he would mind getting into the water but I do think he’d rather walk along the shore and collect pretty seashells and sea glass.

He later gives the ones he deems pretties to you (he hands them over to you with a blush on his face and pretends it’s not a big deal and he definitely gets all pouty and grouchy when you coo at how adorable he is)

As for creeps, Xiao is both intimidating and well known in Liyue. No one is brave enough (or, let’s be honest, dumb enough) to approach you with any bad intentions.

Sure, Xiao has sworn never to harm a human/citizen of Liyue but that doesn’t mean he can’t scare the absolute shit out of them.

I think Xiao would definitely enjoy a beach day 🥺🥺. He’d find it very relaxing to go out with you and just hear the sound of waves and feel the sand under his feet.

He’d definitely hint at wanting to do it again later. Of course, he won’t tell you. No, that’s a foolish mortal activity and he has much better things to do.

Wait no, don't turn around, yes he will go with you next month.

All in all, I give Xiao a 9/10. It’s a very relaxing day (which he deserves 😤). And you get to see a whole new side of him.

💎Ningguang:

OK SO ORIGINALLY I WASN'T GONNA WRITE ONE FOR HER (at least not in this post) BUT THEN I THOUGHT OF LADY NINGGUANG TAKING YOU TO A WHOLE ASS PRIVATE BEACH

She knows you don’t care about how exclusive the beach you go to is (in fact, the fact that you don’t care about where you are or what you do is one of the things that make her fall more and more madly in love with you) but you deserve the best so she’s gonna go all out.

She’s a busy lady so days like this where the two of you get to go somewhere and be together are few and far between.

She knows it’s hard to be in a relationship with someone who is busy 24/7, so she appreciates how you remain by her side despite all hardships. (Y’all are a whole ass power couple istg)

The two of you spend your day relaxing. Sun bathing, drinking piña coladas, maybe taking a dip in the ocean. It’s all very pleasant!

Ningguang doesn’t quite feel like the type of person who would sit in the sand and make sandcastle, however you’re more than welcome to make some yourself. She finds it endearing <3

If you insist on her helping, she’ll eventually comply. She loves you too much to say no. I feel like she’ll either be terrible at it or like a total architect.

Sand is technically like tiny rocks right? So maybe she can use her vision to help her? If that’s the case, she’s making a replica of the Jade chamber out of sand.

If any creepy person comes up to you don’t worry. Ningguang will buy the whole beach and then use her right of admission as owner to permanently ban them from the beach you’re at.

The only downside to a day at the beach with Ningguang might be that there’s a big chance she’ll be called to tend urgent matters, seeing as she is the Tianquan of the Liyue Qixing and all.

If that does happen, she’ll be sure to make it up to you somehow, whether it be rescheduling or taking care of the matter as soon as possible so that the two of you can get back to your day of relaxation and fun.

All in all?? Lady Ningguang will treat you like total royalty and the two of you will have an amazing time! I give her an 11/10 (she would literally buy a whole beach for you to be comfortable I mean c’mon)

🍃Venti:

BEACH DAYS WITH HIM ARE SO FUN!!

Swimming? Yeah, he’d love to! Sunbathing? Sure! He’ll ever conjure up a light breeze for the two of you. Sandcastle building? WELL OF COURSE WHY DO YOU THING HE BROUGHT ALL THESE BUCKETS AND SHOVELS?

No but seriously, he might be the best person out of everyone here to go to the beach with. He’s fun, free spirited, and he’s a traveling bard who’s been alive long enough to know where all the best beaches in Teyvat are. (He also knows a guy- er, well, dragon I suppose- who is willing to fly them to any place).

He’ll play some soft tunes while you doze under the sun.

HE PICKS PRETTY SHELLS AND GIFTS THEM TO YOU!!!

He will bring booze. I’m pretty sure this is a necessity. If you’re a little upset about it, he’ll probably “eheh~” his way out of it. That slick bastard.

If you really insist on him not drinking, he won’t consume much alcohol.

If some creepy person approaches you and tries to ruin you your day of beach time fun, all of their stuff will suddenly be blown away, causing them to scramble back to their spot and (almost embarrassingly) flail around trying to catch everything. What a shame…

At the end of the day, he’d be a little sad to leave. Definitely makes plans about tbe two of you going back soon.

I gotta give him a 10/10 he’s just so fun omg.

[witch-hazels-musings]

Hey there! I wasn't sure if this was something you're comfortable writing, so if not, feel free to skip! I couldn't find anything in your faq but I just wanted to make sure!

Can I request a reader who never really drinks getting a little tipsy after a particularly stressful day? Just acting kind of giggly and clingy to their s/o? Nothing dubious ofc just some fluff 🥰 for Diluc, Xiao and Kaeya?

^ This made me laugh. I am a LIGHTWEIGHT, so I tend to get drunk after like ... one beer - haha! Anyway - enjoy ;) 

Tipsy, Touchy

Warning -> flirty, touching, fluff, mentions of alcohol, and getting drunk

Includes: Diluc, Xiao, Kaeya

Character x GN Reader  |  Anthology

Diluc

He’s a bit shocked when you go beyond your normal one drink, in fact, he’s a little surprised at your demeanor in general - normally you only had a drink if the event warranted it, but today, you seemed to be throwing them back all on your own 

“Did something happen?” he asks you, his attention on the third glass you’ve begged him to pour. 

“Today,” you groan, your words already slurring a little, “was … not. good.” He can see the alcohol already making an impression on your skin. Your cheeks were flushed and you kept fussing with your hair, little strands making their own decisions as if in defiance of your touch. 

“Hmm, well don’t go overboard.” 

Once you reach your fourth drink, we gotta cut you off, too drunky. And worse, you were starting to get a little handsy with the people around you. You’d already given a few of the female patrons a hug goodbye, telling them you were the designated “send-off committee”

In fact, you were having a hard time keeping your hands to yourself especially when it came to Diluc. When he forcibly switched you from wine to water you grabbed onto his arm, or tried to convince him to lean in close so you could share with him a secret - he wouldn’t 

You thought everything was funny, and he often caught you giggling to yourself or chuckling after the small conversation you and he shared 

He wasn’t really on board with your ostentatious behavior, but he did enjoy seeing you smile in the grandiose way you were - unreserved and relentless 

As the evening beings to slow and patrons leave the bar, you were trying to work out a thought in your head. It had been floating around for a while and you weren’t doing a good job keeping it off your face. 

“Hey,” you finally speak up. You wait to finish your thought until Diluc looks at you. He’s been gathering the final glasses from the tables so he takes a bit to react to you. “Come here.” You beckon, uneasily, with your finger for him to walk closer to you. 

When he does, you wave him down so his face is close to yours. 

“You.” You point your finger at him, “are my favorite person.” There is a smirk on your face and playful energy in your eyes. 

He scoffs at you and tries to retreat but you grab his face in your hands, “Wait. Wait. Diluc Ragnvindr ... “ he’s so close to you, his face, his eyelashes, his lips … it’s too much and in defeat you let him go, dropping your head in your hands. “Ugh, you are much too attractive for me right now.” 

“You are a lot of things right now.” You peek your eyes out from over your arms and see him rubbing the back of his neck, his head turned to the side. There is no doubt in your mind he is blushing. 

“You’re blushing!” you shout. The excitement of his reaction is too much to handle. 

“Shut up.” He tosses a towel your way and disappears into the back office. 

Diluc makes a mental note to not let you drink that much in public again, not only is he worried you might do something dumb, but he worries how he will keep his composure

Xiao

Xiao would have no idea what to do with alcohol. He doesn’t touch the stuff, so he wouldn’t really know the common behaviors of inebriated people 

He’d probably take whatever you were drinking and dump it out in front of you the drunker you became - he could barely handle normal humans, let alone a drunk one 

“What are you drinking anyway?” He looks at the bottle, turning it over in his hands. 

“I don’t know, I picked it up on the way out here.” You rub your hands over your face, the wine hasn’t fully hit you but you know with the amount you drank it’s only a matter of time. 

“Is it normal for humans to drink so much, all at once?” 

“Meh, maybe? Today was the worst though, so I’m giving myself permission.” 

It’s hard to tell if he would have any reaction to your tipsy behavior other than being exhausted by it

The way you laugh at things, that to him, aren’t funny or how you try to ask him really silly questions about things he wouldn’t know anything about 

Xiao is prickly, so you’d have to push through a lot of spikes to get to the gentle core he’s given you flashes of, so don’t get offended if he reacts to your clingy-ness in an irritating way 

He just doesn’t let people in very easily, and even though you two are together, and you’ve been physical before, this level of touch might be overstimulating for him 

You look at him from the floor of the inn. He is sitting on a pillow with his eyes closed. There were many nights you spent with him where you just fit yourselves into each other's space, like pieces of a puzzle nestled tightly together. He looked so regal, and you wondered how he would act if you poked at him. 

Carefully, you crawled your way over to him with wobbly limbs. When you got close enough you whispered his name. 

“Xiao…” He opened his eyes and is startled by how close your face is to him. His arms launched to his sides to steady himself as he leaned back away from your proximity. The reaction made you laugh.

“What?” 

“Nothing, I just wanted to get closer to you.” you desperately want to touch him: his cheeks, his forehead, his collarbone, his arms and hands, you wanted to touch them all. The alcohol emboldened you. You scoot closer to him, your sides practically touching, and, in an instant, you wrap your arms around his. The grip you have is possessive. 

He sighs but doesn’t push you away. So you tread onward. You slide behind him and wrap your arms around his chest, each of your legs on either side of him Rubbing your face against his back you breathe him in, he smells like rain after a thunderstorm. 

“I like you.” You place a kiss on his exposed shoulder before resting your cheek against him. 

It’s quiet for a time, all you hear is his beating heart and slow breaths. You don’t expect him to answer you, or say anything, you know he likes you by the way he lets you cling to him like this. That’s all you’ll ever need him to say. 

“Are you always going to be this clingy when you drink?” the question breaks the silence. 

“Mm, possibly, I don’t normally drink this much. Why.” You return his question with your own, slightly tilting his body to the side so you can strain your head to look at his face. 

“No reason.” Even in the dim lighting, you can see the blush on his face. 

Kaeya

Kaeya finds your behavior hilarious. He’d be so enamored with the way you were acting and amazed it happens with only a few drinks of alcohol in you

“You’re putting those away,” he’d muse over his own beverage. 

“Well,” you’d say as you empty yet another glass. “Today sucked! So i’m drowning my stress in sweet, sweet alcohol.” 

“Cheers to that!” 

When you laugh he melts, when you giggle he nearly passes out, and he’s having a hard time not fainting right now. Everything he says to you sends you into a fit of laughter and he just can’t stop himself - he’s obsessed with you and when he can see something new that he’s never noticed before he is filled with pride 

For instance, he didn’t know that when you laugh when drinking that you shield your eyes and nose and let out breathless laughter. He didn’t know that when you had several drinks you started to get louder and louder - which may have annoyed others, but he found it endearing

“... and after finishing the bottle he passed out for three whole days. And that is why our aloof bar owner doesn’t drink.” You can’t help but laugh, you’ve heard this story already but it makes you chuckle every single time. 

“Kaeya, how many times are you going to tell that story…” Diluc warns from behind the counter, his hands dangerously wrapped around the neck of a wine bottle. 

“Oh, come on. Look at how happy it’s made them.” 

“I’m cutting you both off.” 

“Hey!” Even with the cap on your drinking for the night, you couldn’t stifle your laughter. 

Normally, Kaeya is the overly touchy one. His hands cannot keep themselves from your tempting body. So when you cling to him he finds the action rather refreshing 

Wrapping your arms around his, leaning your head on his shoulder or digging it into his arm. Scooting closer to him, practically sitting on his lap, he finds it all a riot - don’t be shocked if he helps you into a comfortable position on or between his legs 

“Kaeya,” you look at him, your head bobbing around, your cheeks the color of pomegranates, and your hair falling out of place. 

“Yes, lovely?” He helps steady you, a possessive hand wrapping around your lower back and his other moving from your shoulder or lower arm, whichever one needs the most support. 

You giggle, and the sound pulls at his heart, “Do you know that you’re handsome? Like, really, really handsome.” 

“I’m glad you think so.” 

“No, listen, it’s kinda ridiculous how attractive you are. LIKE … WhO do you think you are with this face?? hmmM?” You wave your hand in front of him as if to drive home your point. You aren’t sure what answer you wanted from him, but his laughter seems satisfactory enough and you join in shortly after. 

He finds everything you do to be adorable, but multiplied by ten when you start drinking - he will always make sure you have a good time, and as long as you are safe and happy he will be there to join in on the fun

[adrikazu]

I noticed you had a danganronpa pfp soo I was wondering, could I possibly request some headcanons for Venti, Albdeo and Xiao with a s/o who's extremely similar to Chiaki Nanami? Has a gaming addiction, constantly sleepy, an optimist ya know, all that jazz✨

READER WHOS LIKE CHIAKI NANAMI

FEATURING— venti, albedo, xiao

GENRE— fluff!

NOTES— chiaki nanami is a character from danganronpa two, whos always sleepy and has a gaming addiction. also i love chiaki so much, thank you :)) also MODERN AU because i don’t think there’s video games in tevyat D:

WARNINGS— nothing! fluff

VENTI

lowkey very lowkey jealous of your gaming console

he wants attention !!! and ur giving all of your attention to those annoying square with a screen and buttons !!!!

but he thinks your sleepiness is very cute and sometimes wonders if you ever sleep.

it’s either video games, or he keeps you awake to do something dumb

he admires your optimism, ande he totally agrees with you

sometimes he gets really tired from running around everywhere and he lays down next to you, and both of you pass out together

anyone who walks in, sees two idiots on the floor, one clinging onto the other, passed out

its very cute

if you ever get involved in something and have to try and argue, venti is literally your hypeman

HES CHEERING YOU ONNN

overall he finds your energy and personality cute and attractive

it doesnt always have to match his, but hes okay with it

but he PREPAREDDD

He’s going to bother you 24/7 no matter what you’re doing

so if you’re playing a game he’s gonna cling into you

and yell at you for attention

a little menace i know

ALBEDO

I have a gut feeling he had a game boy or a 3DS when he was younger

so he kind of gets your addiction

he’ll definitely ask if he can play with you too

it’s DEFINITELY WORTH IT

bc he’s so good at it

albedo for the most part will hang out with you quietly while you play

sometimes he’ll watch

he won’t bother you for attention but if it comes down to it, he’ll nudge for it if anything

i’ll bet anything that albedo doesn’t sleep much or at all

this man survives on caffeine

while you sleep next to him he’s probably gonna do focusing on work or experiments

but he’ll definitely admire your features while you sleep

he would never admit it tho

if you feel like someone’s watching you in your sleep, just tell him and he’ll immediately stop

there’ll be days he’s so exhausted from not sleeping that he’ll just pass out next to you

that’ll be a normal sleeping night that happens once a while ehe

it’s nice but it’s also kind of concerning

albedo is more of a realist, and he’s not a very critical so he’s happy to learn more about your point of view of seeing things

he admires it knowing he couldn’t change his way of seeing, and he doesn’t have a problem with the contrast so it’s nice

when a problem comes up both of you can try different solutions and whichever works first wins

like escape rooms, puzzles, etc

he loves that type of thing

XIAO

oh my lord

he’s so so so jealous

insert frowning xiao

but i have a feeling he would try to ask you to play with him

he’s good at gaming, i swear

to be honest he doesn’t have a time to stop so you guys could go on and on in games for a WHILEEE

very competitive and will probably keep asking you to challenge him again if he loses

if he wins, his pride 📈📈📈

he will probably raise his voice while playing, and get angry

xiao doesn’t sleep either, probably less than albedo

so if you sleep beside him he’ll look at you confused and then forget about it

he .. doesn’t really care 🗿

but if you want, he’ll keep you company and try to fall asleep if he can

please convince him to try to sleep more often

he barely does

xiao gets irritated by your optimistic atmosphere

he’s like “that’s not how it works”

or “give up”

angry boy

trust me he’ll accept your point of view later on, hopefully

it might rub off on him to be honest, he kind of needs that optimistic type of view in his life

secretly very thankful when he realizes it but he won’t say anything

put both of you in an arguement teamed up and no one can contradict you or him

both of you are unstoppable

[rayofsunas]

s/o is half-human, half-cat.

A/n: back to requests for a bit and as of rn requests are closed! they'll be open again when I finish all of them, I currently have 20 to do. ALSO, sorry for this being really late to the anon who requested this, I've been procrastinating + busy. I also hope you don't mind that I did Childe's s/o male and added Scaramouche and Xiao (Fem and Gn respectively). I added a bit of everything so everyone can hopefully read it/feel included (if this doesn't make sense cause I'm dumb, check the pairings lol). I've never written anything like this so I'm so sorry if this makes zero sense ;-; anyways, have a great day everyone! <333

Summary: s/o is half-human, half-cat.

Parings: Childe/Male! Reader, Scaramouche/Fem! Reader, Xiao/Gn! Reader

Warnings: fluff, swearing, nsfw (18+, implied, mating/heat)

Word count: 1.1k

Childe

mannnn, Childe has never seen a boy as attractive as you

EARS, TAIL AND ALL

omg, Childe thinks you're the cutest

like your soft kitty ears are just so cute

and he loves to tease you so he's going to pinch and pull at them a lot

if you're frustrating him and he isn't challenging you to fight (lmao he would) he's going to tug on your ears, because he knows it bothers you, especially if he's doing it roughly

your tail though is a different story

he's so fascinated with all of your cat-like features, but one thing he loves is your tail

it's not too fluffy, but it's fluffy enough that it's still adorable

you have a long tail too, and you wrap it around his

and like a male cat, you're going to mark EVERYTHING

you're still human, yes, but you still have cat-like features and habits

so sometimes, he finds that you'll come up to him and mark him

male cats pee to mark their territory, but you don't do that since you are still human (that's gross ngl), you'll just constantly rub against him, especially up near his neck

your scent is much stronger than a female cats, so it's much more pungent

and guess what? Childe doesn't mind it, he likes the smell. plus, it keeps other hybrids away (not that there's a lot, but you know)

he would mark you too, in his own way

he's not half cat, so he doesn't really leave a scent on you unless it's some type of fragrance he uses

all in all though,

and he has a lot of questions for you too, like how did this happen? are/were your parent's cats too?

tbh, you're going to get a lot of stares, lets be real

and people think you're a freak but he's always there to keep you safe if needed

"Leave my boyfriend alone, asshole, unless you'll face my wrath!" says it teasingly and it comes off sweetly innocent, his usual teasing tone, but he means it deep down

Scaramouche

he thinks you're very weird at first, like wth

why do you have cat ears and is that a tail at your rear end he sees?!?!

he's never seen a girl like you EVER and he's seen so many strange, questionable things

he's never met Diona before, so he just thinks you're odd, but hybrids like yourself these days are more common than he thinks

he also doesn't understand how this was even possible?!?!

like how tf does one even become half-cat, half-human?

nonetheless, he still finds you attractive, like wOw you're hot af

you're still a cat tho, so like I said before you have cat-like traits and such

for example marking your territory and mating

you like to mark him (he says he doesn't like it, but he's a fucking liar and we know this)

when you mark your territory, you lick his face/neck and he genuinely hates this ngl

it's the one thing he can't stand

even during intimate moments

he's like "don't lick me you brat."

but it's only natural, you need to do it

when it comes to mating that's an entirely different story

you're still human, so if you were to fall pregnant, you wouldn't carry a huge litter of kittens like if you were reproducing with a male cat hybrid

so, you would probably only have one baby at a time (the most being two; twins) but the second one is unlikely

you kind of miss the whole multiple children and big litter thing :(

Scaramouche's glad though, because he doesn't like children one bit

he's glad and doesn't hide it, big-mouthed bitch-

also, you go into heat during random seasons which kinda SUCKS for him

like, you wanna pounce him a lot when that happens whew chill

his favorite feature of yours is your ears, never admits it, he's a secret lover but he knows that you like them scratched

If you leave me alone while I do my work, I'll consider scratching your ears, hmm? How does that sound?

you're pestering him, he'll use the "I'll scratch/won't scratch your ears" card, and you will act accordingly

and you know what?

you're his weirdo, but if anyone else calls you that, he's taking it as an insult and disposing killing them immediately

no one gets to call you weird, except him

he's a bully but I love him

Xiao

pretty boy is confused on how you became to be a cat-human mix, but he doesn't mind as much as you'd think

if you're afraid he'd be indifferent towards you, trust me he's not

sure he thinks you're peculiar, but you're unique as well, more unique than any other human he's come across

and it doesn't change his love for you

plus, he thinks you're so cute :)

your ears are an added bonus that contributes to the cuteness

so fluffy, and soft and AAJDDBEHI

he blushes every time he lays his eyes on you, 'cause you're just that cute

he's going to refer to you as his "cute little neko" omg so cuteeee

he doesn't understand your biological nature, but he'll definitely try too

like if you mate, or are in heat, etc. he's trying his best to grasp those concepts

he's already touch starved so good luck (he's trying for the one-hundredth time!)

but if you explain everything to him, he'll get the idea(s) quickly

and he's not going to judge you at all. I feel like this goes against his characteristics because let's be real, he's a small judgy bb boy adepti and I feel like he already has assumptions about people/motives so yeah ANYWAYS

if you love your tail played with he'll often play with your tail lol, there's not much to say or deny about this

he will do it if asked, he'll do it without being asked, he just likes playing with your tail

he's not going to openly admit how cute he thinks you are or be so open about it that everyone knows how he feels about you, but you know and that's fine. that's all that matters to you

he will not tolerate people making fun of you, not at all

"what does their appearance have to do with you, small fry?"

like don't try to make fun of his s/o, he's not having none of it

he'll protect you to the ends of time ALWAYS

3.15.21, rayofsunas

[swqns]

hello! i’d like to make a request for Diluc and Xiao! (and you’re more than free to add any other characters on!)

Romantic and Platonic headcanons with a reader who’s the Electro Archon? (gender-neutral or male pronouns preferred :00 and if they’re too much, romantic scenarios are preferred :)) )

They’re also quite dominant in nature?? yknow, taking charge of the majority of decision making in the relationship , and they’re generally humorous in order to conceal their multitude of problems

thank you for your time, i hope you have a nice day! stay again :0

Xiao and Diluc ;; with an Electro Archon s/o

thank you for requesting!! I absolutely adored this request, and wanted to do a lot with it, and had trouble picking out ideas. sorry it took so long, my dear! I hope this is what you were looking for :}

Xiao 🍃

platonic

Xiao has had a lot of experience with gods and archons. It takes a lot of trust for him to be close with a god, and you feel honored to have earned it.

While he is duty-bound to Liyue, he still makes time for you to come and visit your nation. Although his visits can never last long, it’s the thought that counts.

You can Xiao became friends in a rather odd way. You had traveled to Liyue Harbor and your presence had triggered an aggressive response from Xiao. He tried to attack you- an unknown god in his home. Xiao did apologize after the misunderstanding was cleared though.

You don’t make contact with your people very often, much like Rex Lapis, so this leaves you with more time to visit Xiao in Liyue than he has time to come visit you. Unfortunately, you can never stay for very long either. You’re still an archon bound by responsibilities.

Xiao prefers to hang out with you in comfortable silence, reveling in your company as you enjoy the gentle breeze at the top of Wangshu Inn. Sometimes you’ll split an Almond Tofu or have some tea together.

romantic

You and Xiao never officially declared your love for each other, your relationship just progressed to that point gradually. You both knew it, there was no need to ‘confess’. Xiao called it a mortal thing, anyway.

While he wishes to spend all his time with you, he is still bound by a contract with Liyue. He can’t let his feelings get in the way of his purpose, but he never forgets you. You are also very busy all the time, swamped with responsibility from the electro nation.

To solve this issue, you and Xiao write back and forth together. A bird made of condensed Electro and Anemo energy carries your letters to and fro. The letters arrive quickly - due to the fact it’s not a real bird that’s delivering them and that your nation and Liyue are neighbors.

As you and Xiao became close enough to openly love each other, he also opened up about his past and current state with his karmatic debt. You’re there to comfort him, you reassure, but you don’t open up about your issues.

Using humor to cope with your problems, you crack lighthearted jokes to Xiao to try and put a smile on his face throughout it all. You sign the end of your letters with little knock-knock jokes or things of the like.

Diluc 🔥

platonic

Diluc’s wine industry supplies most of Teyvat, including your nation. You don’t remember meeting him for the first time, but you always made time to go and pick up your bottles from the winery. He seemed to make time to give it to you personally, too.

With every time you came to pick up your order of wine, your chats with Diluc for longer. Master Diluc has no idea you’re the electro archon at this moment, he just finds his customer intriguing and friendly.

It may have been the air of superiority you had around you that helped you two consider each other friends. Diluc has no time for people who just want to kiss up to him, I imagine. He’d rather spend his time with people who don’t see him as a superior. Just an equal.

You invited Diluc for wine sometime, which is how you learned he didn’t have a taste for alcohol. How interesting, a winery owner who despises wine. You instead invited him for virgin drinks, to suit his tastes. You could go a day without wine, anyway.

Diluc flipped the favor by inviting you to the Angel's Share. You’d been a customer for a long time, he treated you to the drinks the first time you hung out there after all the drunkards had gone. Talking the night away.

romantic

You didn’t tell Diluc that you were an archon until you had confessed to each other. He was shocked, to be honest, and was conflicted about it.

He came to his senses eventually, knowing that you were no different than you had been the day before. He just knew you were an archon now.

Your hangouts were more frequent, and he even takes ,,business trips” as an excuse to come to visit you in your nation. He never leaves for too long though. Similar to Xiao, he’s duty-bound to protect Mondstadt from the Abyss Order.

You help him with managing the winery and look over sales, and he finds comfort in having a second pair of eyes look over things. You’re blunt and will be honest when a sale or something looks unfair and dumb. He finds that quirk of yours fun.

You know he’s mortal and that your time with him is going to go by in a blink of an eye. You’ve seen countless centuries go by, so you took careful care to make sure every moment you had with him will be perfectly preserved in your memories.

Thank you for reading! <3

-with love, vellichor

[genshin-obsessed]

Yes the S/o wants to be killed because of her Kidnapper. She would get depressed until she just wants to die and since nobody except their captor is around the s/o asks her captor to kill her.

My first yandere fic! I hope you like it! Please remember that for EVERY yandere fic I write I will tag it as tw: yandere Please filter this tag if you don’t want to/can’t handle this type of material. If you don’t know how to do that, I can help. I don’t want to upset anyone with the yandere content that I write <3

Warnings: Depression, domestic violence, reader asking to be killed. Proceed with caution.

Captive

You and Kaeya had been dating for almost three years now. Everything was great. This was the happiest you’d ever been. But then one day, he saw someone flirting with you.

He lost it. It was odd because Kaeya never seemed like the jealous type, but the way he threatened that man was… it was terrifying.

Little did you know, that day would completely break him. He’d taken you away from everything, locked you in a house, and never let you out. You withered away slowly and painfully, until there wasn’t anything left of you.

You heard a click and looked towards the door as it opened up. Kaeya walked in with the biggest smile on his face, chipper than ever before. However, he noticed your lack of cheerines immediately.

“Aw, what’s wrong, my love?” You didn’t even look at him as you laid back down on the bed. There was nothing left in this world for you. Anything you wanted or cared for was taken away by him.

“Kill me.” Your voice was quiet and emotionless, but it felt like a loud scream to Kaeya. He’d frozen before he turned you to face him. You didn’t even fight back.

“What? Wh-why would you say that?!” He asked, as you finally looked into his eyes. He saw nothing. There was nothing left of you.

“I don’t want to be alive anymore… so please kill me.”

“That’s dumb! I won’t let you die! I did this all for us!”

“I don’t want it. I don’t want us… I don’t want anything anymore.” You could see him getting angrier, but no part of you cared about anything. “So just… kill me.”

You’d been with Venti for two years. You two were made for each other, two pieces of a puzzle.

Everything was going great and then one day, you were being hit on by some guy. Venti tried to help you, but the man shoved him to the ground. He… lost it.

You’d never seen Venti so angry and you never imagined he’d kill someone over something so stupid. He changed that day. He took you away and he never let you go.

No matter how much you cried and begged, he didn’t listen. He would even hit you and yell at you to keep you with him. He claimed it was all for you, for your safety, for your love. But you didn’t want it and there was only one way to tell him.

“Kill me.” Venti’s cheerful smile vanished and it was replaced with a glare.

“What?”

“Kill me.”

“No.”

“I don’t want you. I don’t want this. I don’t want anything anymore. Just… please kill me and let me die.” He immediately took your shoulders and glared at you.

“You’re mine. You’re all mine to decide what to do with. NO ONE is taking you away from me! NO ONE!” He’d punched the wall beside your head, but you’d barely flinched. You looked up at him with broken eyes.

“You don’t have me. I’m not yours. I will never be yours.” You’d actually seen something change in him, but he didn’t become violent. He just backed away with the same look. “I hate you, Venti…”

Diluc was the sweetest man you’d ever met. He’d always looked out for you, taken care of you, loved you. He was your rock, your everything, then one day…

He’d heard a rumor about you spending time with other men. He didn’t like it, but it wasn’t true. Sure, you had guy friends, but you weren’t romantic with them.

Diluc wouldn’t listen. He claimed everyone was trying to take you away and that he wouldn’t stand for it. He claimed you would only be his and no one else's.

“Please let me go out!”

“NO!” You and Diluc were arguing about you going out. You wanted to leave the house he’d locked you in, but he wouldn’t let you go anywhere. You stepped back as he yelled, tears pooling in your eyes.

“Come on! It’s been forever! I just want to go out-” You let out a shriek as your cheek stung. He… hit you.

“No.” Diluc roughly took you by the shoulders and glared into your eyes. “Everyone wants to take you away from me, but I plan on keeping you close! Do you hear me!?” You nodded as the tears slid down your cheeks. When he let go, he sighed and frowned. “I’m sorry, ok? If… if you just listened, I wouldn’t have to do this.” He took your face in his hands and kissed your lips. A kiss you didn’t return. When he pulled away to look at you, you finally said the words weighing on your heart.

“Kill me. I don’t want to be with you and I don’t want to be alive.”

Xiao had always been standoffish. But he loved you dearly. He loved you to the ends of the Earth and he made sure it was well known.

There was an attack at the inn. You ended up getting injured during the fight and Xiao lost it. He destroyed everything in his path, strayed from his duty as an adeptus, and took you away. He basically held you captive, telling you he’d never leave you.

You hated what he’d become. You wanted your old Xiao back. The one that was a little too dense, the one who loved almond tofu, the one who cared for and loved you, the one who meant the world to you and made you feel safe. Not this monster.

You quietly ran down the hall, trying to get to the door. But before you could touch the handle, your hand met with a chest. You immediately backed up as Xiao glared at you as you fell and blacked up into the wall.

“Where are you going?” You shook your head as he glared down at you. You were shaking, your heart was pounding in your chest, and the hopelessness you felt was becoming harder to fight. “You’ve been a naughty girl.”

You backed up into the wall as a sob escaped your lips. Xiao crouched down and gently dried your wet cheeks.

“You aren’t going anywhere. You aren’t leaving me and I won’t let anyone take you away from me.” His voice was gentle but menacing. Why did this happen to him? Why would he become like this? You never wanted to leave him. Until now.

“Kill me.” His emotionless eyes turned into a glare.

“What?”

“I want to die. So kill me. That way… no one can ever have me or hurt me.”

“I’m trying to protect you! I’m trying to keep these filthy humans from hurting you!”

“You’re hurting me.” It seemed like Xiao snapped out of his deranged state of mind for a second, but you didn’t care. “You’re the one hurting me. You’re the reason I want to die. So please… if you love me, kill me.”

[dourpeep]

Imagine waking up beside two gorgeous men 🧍‍♀️. Like, I’d question my existence.

Just reader being the first one to wake up and just relishing in Kazuha and Xiao’s beauty (but lowkey gets caught and gets embarrassed at the end) JSJSJ PLEASE 😭😫😫

- Nameless

Ahh not me thinking about this more than I should be- 😖

Morning Musings

Summary: You take the time to really appreciate the loves of your life.

Contains: Kazuha x Xiao x Reader, fluff, modern au, quiet appreciation, Kazuha being deservedly smug

When you awaken, the world outside the bedroom window is bright. The faint sound of cars passing on the street below, of a train in the distance.

Even inside, there's signs of life in the way that the aircon breezes out coolly.

But in the warmth of your bed, you see through sleep-hazed eyes that your boyfriends are still fast asleep.

Seeing them so peaceful, without a single worry, warms you.

Especially Xiao, ever so stressed, ever so strong. You admire how he takes matters into his own hands without so much as a word. Quick to do what is right, but also so bad at accepting praise.

His face is settled beside yours, lips parted gently as he breathes. As much as you'd really like to, you don't kiss him—he's a light sleeper, after all.

So instead, you gaze at his features.

It's funny, how both of them are so incredibly breathtaking. All defined jaw and nose, high cheekbones...Xiaos intense golden eyes and Kazuha's soft scarlet ones.

So handsome.

You're easily the luckiest person in all of the world to be theirs.

A stray strand of dark hair falls over Xiao's face and he mumbles something in his sleep. Cute.

Carefully, you raise yourself enough to peek over Xiao to look at Kazuha.

He's hugging a pillow, cheek pressed to it and his body partly hunched to curl around it. Again, part of you wants to giggle but you don't want to wake the man between you.

It's never rare to see Kazuha so serene. Levelheaded, straightforward—like Xiao, he isn't afraid to say what's on his mind, but this oftentimes gets your cream-colored love a few looks. But he stays true to himself, always honest and always sure.

He sighs in his sleep.

You wonder what he could be dreaming about for a little smile to tug at his lip.

Laying back down, you close your eyes. They're no longer effected by the remnants of sleep.

Thinking of the two sleeping soundly beside you, the temptation to wake them so you can shower then in little kisses and affection grows. But—they are really cute like this, comfortable and relaxed and warm. So instead you sit back up to appreciate them again.

Only to be met by a pair of warm, red eyes and a horribly smug smirk.

"Oh? So you are up already."

The tease slips from his raspy voice, Kazuha now using the pillow he was holding to prop his head up higher.

"Unless I'm mistaken and didn't just feel you staring for the past—"

He looks at the clock on the nightstand behind him, neck craning and untied hair slipping over his shoulder to fall against his back. When he looks back, his eyes are mirthful.

"Twenty minutes."

Oh, the shame—

Was...was Kazuha awake this entire time? Who does that? Feigning sleep—

"Sometimes, when the morning light comes in through and illuminates the room, it's nice to close your eyes and appreciate the little things you've been given."

He sits up, one knee bent against his chest so he can prop his chin on it.

"However, you should be more aware of your surroundings as well."

Resisting the very tempting desire to toss a pillow at him, you cover your burning cheeks. Damn Kazuha and his teasing and fantastic voice—

"You'd do the—"

"I love you, but both of you shut up, I'm trying to sleep."

...Xiao grumbles, burrowing further in the blanket and closing his eyes tighter.

Ah, yes....mornings.

[softzhongli]

summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others warnings: swearing, probably some angst info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc + lumine and other characters requests: open posted: 11/02/2022 a/n: i think from this chapter on this i’m switching zhongluc for chaeya as the main couple. i might change it again in the future but for now this is chaeya-centric fic with xiaoven and zhongluc in the background lmao also another half-chat half-written chapter because childe has an existential crisis over his feelings for kaeya lol

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CHAT: # B L O C K E D ⮡  members: childe / scaramouche

childe: scara 🥺

childe: @scara 

childe: scarascarascara

childe: scara, c’mon

childe: you’re literally the only person i can talk about this rn

childe: @scara 

scara: wtf

scara: i blocked you

childe: yeah, well... i have my ways

childe: also i’m kind of desperate

scara: i like the sound of that

childe: S I G H

childe: help me

scara: why?

childe: what do you mean why????

childe: we’re friends!

scara: lol

scara: no, we’re not

scara: i blocked you like a year ago

childe: idc

childe: we’re friends

childe: you can’t change my mind

childe: now stfu

childe: listen

childe: and help me

scara: sure, if it means you’ll go away

childe: 😘🖤

scara: so?

childe: i think kaeya has feelings for lumine

childe: or like there’s something between them

scara: i have literally no idea who are you talking about

childe: you literally fought lumine?????

scara: nah

childe: nah??? what??? it happened???

scara: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

scara: whatever so who’s kayea? new chick?

childe: asdfghjkl

childe: he’s a guy

childe: a super hot and sexy guy i’m sleeping with

scara: so you’re in love with him?

childe: where did you get that from?

scara: they’re looking for a new clown in the circus you should apply

childe: ???

child: i just said we’re sleeping together

scara: childe’s last braincell left the chat, i guess

childe: 😶

scara: stop playing dumb or i’m gone

childe: no! c’mon!

scara: i’ll ask this only once

scara: you in love with this kaeya dude?

childe: ...

scara: idc if you’re not ready to admit it to yourself or some shit

scara: answer the question

“No. Of course not.” Childe furrowed his brows and with a frown of his face, shaking his face as if the question Scaramouche just asked him was the most absurd thig he has ever heard.

But then, why couldn’t he just simply answer the question? Why typing those two letters was making his heart beat and hands sweat - and not in the good way. Something deep inside him paralyzed him completely just thinking about sending the word.

“Am I-” He cut himself off before he could voice the rest of his sentence. It was foolish. How could he even think that way? They both agreed, all those months back, that it would be purely physical. It was obvious they were attracted to each other. Just catching each other mid-stare or bluntly flirting whenever they were in the same room. So when, one night, they drank too much wine in Diluc’s bar - much to Diluc’s dismay, it wasn't even surprising when they ended up in Kaeya’s bedroom and had sex. What was surprising was how natural and how good it felt. Childe was sure he was the only one feeling like this but then the next morning he woke up with Kaeya by his side and it actually scared him how right everything that happed seemed to him. And then Kaeya said he basically felt the same and proposed the no strings attached kinda relationship. 

It was perfect.

Neither him nor Kaeya really wanted a relationship. And the sex was so good Childe would be insane to say no to that handsome face. So he agreed of course. And it was incredible. But nothing stays the same and even though the changes weren’t bad he never really thought about how their dynamic changed in just a few months.

At first it was just purely sexual. They’d fuck, tease, joke around and nothing more but then, somehow, depending where they met, they would linger in bed together. Sometimes not saying anything and sometimes talking literally for hours. And then they they were touching more. Not the same touch when they were in the middle of having sex, more casual, natural for them - a little slap or squeeze of the butt, a hand on the thigh in a teasing manner, knees touching when they were sitting close. And after that they were suddenly hugging like it was the most normal thing for them. No matter if they’re in the middle of the street or with friends or if it’s just the two of them. It all just... happened. And now they were calling each other pet names more often than their own names, kissing while walking through the city, holding hands any time it was possible. Sometimes Childe would even feel cold when Kaeya had to let go of his hand for a minute.

What surprised him the most, almost knocking all the air out of him when he realised it was how now most of the time they weren’t even having sex when they were together. And it wasn’t a problem. In fact, it was the opposite. They were having so much fun together doing anything. Childe was so happy just hanging out with Kaeya...

It was ridiculous.

And every single one of their friends was teasing them about how much they look and behave like a married couple and for the love of everything holy they both would blush every time before teasing each other about it.

Childe had to sit down because he didn’t trust his own legs to keep him standing anymore. All of those feelings and realizations just burying him under their weight. He could feel the wooden door of someone’s home on his back and without thinking just slid down to the ground. It was so much to process, so many overwhelming emotions.

How could he be so stupid? So blind to his own feeling for all this time? Of course everything his friends were saying about him was true. Even a child would be able to figure it out. So why? Why? Why did it took him this long-

“Childe?” A familiar voice pulled him out of his own head. “You okay?” Lumine was crouching in front of him, visibly worried.

He completely forgot she was travelling to Liyue with Diluc. And Childe figured out Diluc was probably already with Zhongli seeing as Lumine was alone here. Even Paimon wasn’t with her right now.

Ah. Lumine. The same Lumine he fought. The same Lumine he loved to jokingly flirt with sometimes, to get under her skin. The same Lumine who might be in love with Kaeya. The same Lumine who might take Kaeya away from him.

He knew he shouldn’t think like that. She always seemed to support both of them and whatever they had going on between them. But he couldn’t help the sudden jealousy. It was reasonable for Kaeya and Lumine to have a good relationship. She met him earlier and if Childe was honest with himself it was thanks to her he even met Kaeya so if anything he should be grateful.

“Childe?” She asked again, after he groaned in realization. Probably worrying her even more. 

“I’m in love with Kaeya.” He suddenly said before he even had the chance to think about it. His hand covered his mouth right away, his eyes widened in surprise.

“Well. Congratulations.” Lumine laughed cheerfully. “Took you long enough.” She wasn’t even trying to hide how funny the situation was for her.

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