#chaeya & reader

[fevekko]

chaeya week day 1: folktales !!

they're going on a pirate adventure !! (not seen: bennett flying across the deck below cuz he got hit by a particularly strong gust of wind...)

[kazumist]

THE FIRST TIME HE SAID I LOVE YOU .ᐟ

✩ — includes: dckz x gn!reader. fluff. no cws. wc: 434. please reblog,, it helps me a lot <3 this is a little gift bc i hit 200 followers but i wont be holding a milestone event </3 will write part 2! i just dont know with who yet :(

kaeya — !

he hadn't realized that those three words had actually left his mouth. but he pulls off a cool demeanor to cover up his surprise. the blank stare you gave him just made him smirk and go, "hm? what's wrong?" at you, acting like it was normal (not that it wasn't, honestly). you weren't mad, though—it's just that you didn't expect him to blurt it out so randomly. but of course you wouldn't mind; the joy you feel whenever you hear kaeya say that isn't to be simply put into words. who knew that the cavalry captain could make you feel so many things at the same time?

childe — !

the cheeky smile of childe is something you're used to. but this time, it made you even more flustered. had childe been planning this the whole time? either way the butterflies that dashed into your stomach and the heat rushing to your face made you slap his shoulder lightly, mumbling something that even childe couldn't understand. it amuses him to see you like this; it even makes him proud since he caused your current state right now. "oh? are you saying that i should repeat what i said?" he'd tease, before whispering the exact three words over and over again to your ear—no one could even hear what he said. it's a way of showing that it's for you and only you.

zhongli — !

you were the one who first said it, actually. the immediate cough and handkerchief that went on his face as he tried to hide his embarrassment were something that you couldn't forget. "i- i didn't expect such boldness coming from you," he'd start, slowly gaining his composure again before continuing, "but i love you too." you were both equally embarrassed now. the wholehearted laugh zhongli let out made you blush even more, saying, "that's foul play." in a quiet voice that only zhongli caught.

diluc — !

it was during a simple game of chess. diluc was planning his next move, for it was his turn, and he said those three words as he moved the chess piece before making eye contact with you. the thought of your next move after his completely left your mind, and you stared at him dumbfounded. "are you okay? we can always stop playing if you'd like," he said, attempting to check if you were sick. you shook him off, saying that you were fine as you made your move at the board. the rest of the game, though, you were out of focus, which led to your defeat. that's okay, though; you can challenge diluc another time.

[yourlocaltrashpandaa]

This oneshot was originally posted on my second wattpad account and I wanna post them here instead because I know ppl will see them

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Morning After

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Genshin Impact one-shot

{kaeya & childe x fem!reader}

CW: suggestive themes {18+ minors dni}

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Y/n rolled over in the bed onto her stomach, her naked legs felt sore when she flinched slightly as she opened her eyes.

"Good morning, my love. How are you?" A voice said.

Y/n turned up to the person was next to her on the bed. Seeing tanned skin of a naked torso in her eye view, she squinted slightly since she just woke up. Y/n rubbed her face into the pillow than looked back at the person next to her and came to realize who it was.

'Wait! I know those abs!' She thought with widened eyes.

"Kaeya..." She muttered softly.

Kaeya chuckled, which made the young woman blush. I mean it always did ever since she met this man, his laugh was what made her fall for him in the first place but over time she loved everything.

"By the way, you were great last night, hon." Kaeya said making Y/n flush in embarrassment, kissing her cheek as well as slipping his hand under the covers to hold her waist.

"Shut up... you're so embarrassing." Y/n said, turning away from him.

Kaeya smirked. "And you're cute," She felt his hand slip to her ass, giving it a tight squeezing it. "Feel like another round?"

"Hell no and hey watch those hands or you'll have a hook to match that eyepatch, mister." Y/n said.

"Wow, ice cold, milady." Kaeya said.

Y/n sighed. Sometimes with Kaeya's nature it makes her forget why she love this man but she remembered she does. Y/n turned over to lay on her back, removing Kaeya's hand as she did so.

Y/n looked over to the other side, she scowled seeing the other person in the bed with her and her boyfriend, Kaeya.

"Childe? I'd thought you'd be at work by now." She said to ginger-haired male.

"Sorry to disappoint you, girly." Childe said softly leaning back on a pillow.

"I'm not. It's just unexpected," Y/n said crawling over to his side of the bed and sat up to hug his arm. "I'm happy."

Childe being Y/n's other boyfriend was an accident, it was mostly Kaeya's fault. Childe was a friend of Kaeya's that's how the two of them meet. Childe fell for Y/n and Kaeya noticed this which he brought up the thought of a poly relationship which Childe agreed with as well as both Y/n and Kaeya so that's how the three got together.

Childe and Kaeya's relationship started of pretty rocky because of jealousy until they were alone together in the house they shared with Y/n and had sex together so this is how it's been for almost a year. Y/n, her boyfriend, Kaeya and his boyfriend, Childe who is also Y/n's boyfriend. Basic stuff here

Childe smiled hearing Y/n's comment, kissing her forehead. "Good, I'm glad," He said. "That Kaeya can't have you all to himself." Childe said with a playful glare towards Kaeya.

"Oh. Is that so?" Kaeya asked smirking at Childe crawling over towards the two, wrapping his arm around your waist again.

"U-Um, guys I thought you two were over this whole jealousy things." Y/n said feeling squished by her two partners.

"Oops, sorry love. Old habits die hard, right babe?" Kaeya said smirking at Childe.

"Yeah." Childe said, leaning in and kissed Kaeya on the lips.

"Hello, you both are squishing me!" Y/n exclaimed.

"Sorry, N/n." Childe said pulling away from both her and Kaeya getting up from the bed.

"Aww, you're leaving!" Y/n whined a bit.

Childe laughed a bit as he pulled on some boxers. "Sorry, but you know I have too." He said.

"Whatever, they overwork you sometimes and sometimes you never come home until 3 days later." Y/n said getting up from the bed to hug him from behind, press her chest against his bare back

"I know but it's part of my job. I'm sorry, N/n." He said.

"Fine, can I at least join you in the shower?" Y/n asked.

Childe smirked. "Sure." Turning around in Y/n's arms to kiss her on the lips. She giggled as she and Childe rushed to the bathroom.

"Kaeya join us!" Y/n yelled.

Kaeya smirked getting up from the bed to join them in the bathroom. "Okay, just no funny business." He said.

"Says you." Y/n said.

[ch1lde-mora]

sdjfso hello!!! shanna's here to bother you with another request!!! because well we're [peace sign] not doing good up there in the ol' nogging umu but could i maybe get some soft ch//ya hcs with holding hands maybe,,, i want someone to hold my hand (v pls hold my hand qwq ilysm i hope you're doing well)

HII SHANNA!!! Im so sorry ur brain isnt brbrbrbr-ing,, shakes brain i hope you feel better soon!! it looks like u want poly but i’m gonna do both a la carte & poly because the brain is just feeling it rn [hearts x5] (HOLDS UR HAND ILYSM ;V; i’ve been better but still not that bad!!) thank u sm sm shanna~!! xoxo, v (edit 3 months later: ik ur probably out n about and feeling better but i wanted to get this out for you!! ur such a sweet person ty for giving me this req)

(edit, ONE YEAR AND 6 MONTHS LATER: wow i really thought i got this out and i didn’t.. Time to make things right 💪 EXTREMELY SORRY FOR THE DELAY WAAAAAH ;;)

they r in my heart forever i love these two

Poly

Childe’s definitely in the middle of you two when you all hold hands

Swings your hands back and forth and tries to walk faster, but Kaeya won’t let you guys LOL

Hums his fav snezhnayan song if you’re lucky!

Interlocks all of your fingers too

Kaeya is more chill when you guys are all together, content with just lacing fingers and walking (albeit slowly) to wherever you need to go

If childe’s not humming you guys will usually talk quietly amongst yourselves just about common things like the groceries or plans with friends later

He would never tell you, but Childe really enjoys all the simple domestic stuff you guys get to enjoy like this

Kaeya usually rubs the fingers of whoever’s hand he’s holding (in this case, Childe’s) with his thumb as you guys walk and doesn’t comment on it, mention it or expect anyone to mention it at all. It’s just something that he does

When sitting at a table, they will have you in the middle holding hands under said table

It’s really funny trying to eat/drink this way 

Because when they try to let go to actually eat you might look at them with those pleading puppy eyes just screaming “don’t let go 🥺” 

Either you’re serious about this whole hand holding thing or you’re just being a sly bitch to make this experience a whole lot more hilarious but regardless, they don’t let go and resign to eating with one hand

It’s not practical at all and I don’t see it happening very often but when you want attention, who are they to deny?

Bonus: if you’re holding both of their hands, they will feed you with their free hands 

“Need a little help? Do you perhaps have your hands full?”

(lmk if you want a one-shot format in the future because this was so fun to write)

Childe

Holds your hand anytime he cannot hold your waist, which is often

He’s always trying for some sort of physical contact, whether that be an arm over the shoulder, around the waist, yet if those are unachievable he opts to go hand in hand with you down the street

He holds your hand shopping, he holds your hand if you guys are driving and at a red light, he holds your hand up elevators or just up STAIRS IN GENERAL?

Always rationalizing his thoughts with  “What if they fall. I should keep them from falling. I should hold their hand” when in reality he just wants to be close to you

Usually holds your hand with your fingers interlaced

If you reach out to hold hands first his cheeks might go a little rosy if he wasn’t expecting it

When in an open field like a park or clearing in a forest, he will sometimes take both of your hands and just spin you and him around like he used to do with his siblings in the snow

Sometimes if it’s really hot and you guys can’t cuddle in bed, he’ll just hold your hand instead

“Don’t you always want to hold and touch things that you love? I know I do.”

Kaeya

I see Kaeya as more of a person that wants a little bit more personal space when out and about, but he wouldn’t object if you initiated first

In private he would hold your hand shamelessly, but prefers to link arms if possible

I think he would charm you and ask if you wanted to hold his hand then be surprised when you actually did it

He’s held hands tons of times before (duh) but he feels like it’s more special when it’s with the one that he loves

There’s also that feeling of doing something so simple and “first-base” with someone you love that puts butterflies in your stomach when you do it for the first time in awhile

That’s what he feels like when he feels your hand in his

Doesn’t interlace his fingers but rather just grips your hand with a firm but not too tight hold

Because of his fingerless gloves and the spikes on the wrists of them, he gets a little bit scared they might poke you

Of course, the ever confident Kaeya keeps that to himself and says nothing about it, and it literally doesn’t end up ever being an issue

If you rub his hand with your thumb, he notices and fixates on it but doesn’t mention it, thinking about it for the rest of the day when he has to eventually depart for his work

“Hm.. Perhaps we should do this more often. What do you think?”

[tickly-trashcan]

Masterlist G-K ☆

Note: This is the second part of my masterlist!! I decided to break it down a bit more after redoing my masterlists, so this one is all of my fandoms that are through G and K! I'll update this list periodically as I continue writing, and it's linked in my pinned post for easy access if you ever want to get to a fic quick!

If any of the links are wrong/not working feel free to let me know! :D

Genshin Impact ☆

Almond Tofu {XiaoVen}

Anniversaries {XiaoVen}

Bad Timing {ChiLi}

A Bard's Discovery {Venti and Aether}

The Best {Xiao, Hu Tao, and Venti}

Birthday Blowout {XiaoVen}

Childe is like Chocolate... {Childe x Reader}

Childe's Turn {ChiLi}

Clingy Cuddles {ChiLi}

Coincidences {ChiLi}

Constellations {XiaoVen}

Dance With Me My Love {ChiLi}

Desires {XiaoVen}

"Drinking Buddies" {Chaeya}

Drunken Yaksha {XiaoVen}

Earful {Tighnari and Aether}

Feel Better {Xiao x Reader}

The Fun in Funeral {Hu Tao and Zhongli}

Getting in the Spirit {Hu Tao, Venti, Xiao, and Zhongli}

Gross! {KazuScara}

Height Matters {KazuScara}

Hiccups {ChiLi}

Hot and Cold {Eulamber}

Jokester {Itto and Gorou}

Kamisato Housekeeper {Thomato}

Lost {Kazuha and Scaramouche}

Ominous Fandango {Childe and Scaramouche}

Payback {HuXiaoVen}

Prove It! {ChiLi}

Reunited {Kazuha and Gorou}

Seven Minutes {KazAether}

A Special Experiment {Albether}

Stolen Snacks {Kazuha and Gorou}

Sunshine {Eulamber}

Surprise! {XiaoVen}

Tattoos {XiaoVen}

Tummyaches {Chongyun, Xiangling, and Xingqiu}

Vengeance {Xingyun}

Walking Wallet {ChiLi}

Well Deserved {Keqing, Barbara, Xiangling, and Venti}

What's the Question? {ChiLi}

While We Wait... {Kaebedo}

Workplace Shenanigans {Childe and Scaramouche}

You're Late {Kaeya x Reader}

Ghibli ☆

Kodama Helpers {Ashitaka and San}

Haikyuu!! ☆

All You Need To Do... {IwaOi}

The Best Medicine {IwaOi}

Birthday Surprise {IwaOi}

Bending the Rules {KuroKen}

Boredom {IwaOi}

Butterflies {KageHina}

Cleaning Duty {MatsuHana}

The Crows and Their Captain {Karasuno}

Decorations {IwaOi}

Drills {Kuro and Lev}

Excess Energy {KageHina}

Practice Session {AkaKage}

Sweet Revenge {Hinata and Sugawara}

Tsukishima's Torment {AkaTsukki}

Round After Round {AkaIwaOi}

Study Session? {KuroYachi}

Watch the Match {IwaKage}

Heartstopper ☆

Stress Relief {Nick and Charlie}

Hunter x Hunter ☆

Chain Reaction {Kurapika and Leorio}

Jujutsu Kaisen ☆

Cheer Up! {ItaFushi}

Curses {Gojo and Itadori}

Sorcerer's Curse {Sukuna and Megumi}

[mikopikopon]

About Me

Quick Info:

Name: Miko

Age: 25

Pronouns: 🇬🇧 He/Them 🇬🇧 🇵🇱 On/Ono 🇵🇱 🇩🇰 Han/Hen 🇩🇰

Nationality: Polish 🇵🇱

Spoken Languages: Polish 🇵🇱, English 🇬🇧

Read only: Danish 🇩🇰, Russian 🇷🇺

Genshin Impact ID: 703710501 (EU) very active

Honkai Impact ID: 206738357 (EU) rarely active

Honkai: Star Rail ID: 701390785 (EU) active

FFXIV: Miko Tyriael (Louisoix) active

Content Warnings

Triggering things I tag on my original posts: domestic abuse, domestic abuse mention, suicide, suicide mention

I don't usually tag reblogs, but if you'd want me to tag something specific, feel free to ask.

Genshin X.X - for playthroughs and such I'll be using tags like this, in case you'd want to avoid spoilers

Ships

LOVE

Kavetham💗Shizaya💗Kaebedo💗DainKae💗Chaeya💗Rosaeya💗ElyEden💗KevinSu💗Soukoku

LIKE

(you can expect to see them, but I don't really care much about them, they just cute me thinks)

Ruthari💜Janaya💜EiMiko💜ElyMei💜JeanLisa💜Matcha Blossom💜4ggravate

DISLIKE

(I have them muted and I will avoid interacting with it)

LucKae💙XYZ x Reader💙Haino (i like both characters so i love seeing them together too, but i do not ship them)

FAV CHARACTERS INCLUDE BUT AREN'T LIMITED TO

🌸Kaveh🌸 | Alhaitham | Kaeya | Izaya | Amaya | 🌸Barbie🌸 | Dainsleif | 🌸Elysia🌸 | Draculaura | 🌸Snuffkin🌸 | G'raha Tia | Hythlodaeus |

Miscellaneous

I am both very social and very shy! You can use pet names and flirt with me (you can expect I will do so myself, unless you don't like it). I am more active in a group rather than in one-on-one conversations. I reblog a hella lot of various things. If you see me use the words like "unalive" or "heck" it's because I find them funny (and I love neologisms, especially if they are dumb like this) not because I censor "kill" or "fuck". I also may write a fanfic in your tags, who knows. I LOVE PINK in general, if there is a pink character in a medium - it's my favorite.

[bumbleklee]

genuinely curious, is anyone still a fan of me? i use fan loosely but i was thinking about coming back slowly and getting back into writing again by repurposing some old fics and what not.

i have this chaeya fic about kaeya accidentally crashing childe’s car and going on a wild goose chase to fix it, and i think it would super cute to tweak and make a reader insert instead. would anyone be interested in that? :)

[kae-karo]

Kaeya and the Huge Bread - chaeya - completed!

the bredge 😌

Kaeya and the Huge Bread - E

chapter 21/21 - 9k

tags: chaeya, background zhongluc, other background ships, modern au/no visions, eventual smut, meet-cute, getting together, secret identity, author au, mild internal conflict

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Kaeya watches him approach, which is exactly as unsettling as it should be - that partly calms Ajax, in a roundabout sort of way. At least the world hasn’t magically transformed into some romance novel, where he’s adopted the role of the suave love interest about to flirt his way into the protagonist’s bed. Not that he’d particularly dislike that sort of outcome, but it’s not realistic. Obviously.

Ajax Tartaglia, famous detective thriller novelist and avid reader of romance novels, stops by the local Barbatos & Noble to ask Zhongli (the store’s owner and a good friend) for some children’s book recommendations for his little brother. Zhongli directs him to where one Kaeya Alberich is currently giving a reading from his latest children’s book release, Kaeya and the Huge Bread, and Ajax falls head over heels.

[read final chapter | read from beginning]

[bittermachine]

AO3 wrapped questions: 10, 11, 27 (if any!), 28, and 29? Also since you tend to work in Chinese and translate, I've got a bonus question: are there any particular lines you've written that you feel work significantly better in the original Chinese due to linguistic/cultural nuance or connotations?

What work was the quickest to write?

Arrivals (ZhongChiBai) and just a bit of rain (Chaeya) was definitely the quickest to write, because both of them had only one scene that needs to be written, and I had a clear image of what I wanted to write for them. I usually start off with one key moment or dialogue that I want to highlight in single scene fics, so most of the work is just building up to that and then wrapping it up. I do always feel like I'm cheating my readers a little when I put out something that's only about 1k words in total.

What work took you the longest to write?

sink, or learn to swim (Luckae) was emotionally hard to get through even while I was plotting it, so it was harder still to put it down in words! There's a lot going on in the story as a whole, with Kaeya and Diluc individually as well as together, and I had a really hard time deciding what parts to keep and what parts to show without sidetracking too hard. There were a lot of changes to plot as well too: the only solid plan I had when coming up with it was really just the opening line and the ending, so bridging these two parts (especially after Diluc burned that all up) was really tough. Not to mention that the manner in which gender as a subject is treated is rather personal to me as well, and then I had a bit of a panic because it was meant for an exchange and I have no idea how it would be received, or if I should just scrap the whole thing and write something fluffy instead. All in all, I'm glad that turned out well. I read the fic now and have no idea how I managed all that lol.

What do you listen to while writing?

I generally listen to videos on cafe music BGM channel on YT, or guqin music. Sometimes I also listen to the entry plug sound for hours. But if I'm working through a particularly difficult scene, I prefer silence because I want to hear how the sentence sounds in my head.

If I'm really lucky, I might find a couple of songs that fit the mood of the fic! When I feel like I'm going off on the wrong tangent, I might listen to that to get back into the mood of things.

As a huge fan of Ghostly Kisses and X Ambassadors, their songs do show up regularly on the roster as well.

Favorite work you wrote this year?

I want to say sink, or learn to swim, but it's probably going to be bind (rezhong/zhongxiao). The EGGS. I really thought I was completely in over my head when working on it... I kept thinking oh my god how do I even approach... the eggs... without cracking up. How do I write it so it reads less like a chicken giving birth to my breakfast and more sexy connotations... I lost so much hair to this fic. T H T I'm extremely pleased with how it turned out in the end though. I actually enjoy reading through it myself... after I got over my embarrassment of the whole oviposition thing.

Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

Now, there’s nowhere left for Morax to run.

The fic this line is from will be published sometime next year, so I'm looking forward to when that happens. I'm just tickled by the idea of bullying Morax. Otherwise, I'm really fond of this one as well:

“You’ve been staying for far too long within the harbour,” Zhongli murmurs, catching him by the chin and not letting him pull away. Even now, he can pick up on the ebb and flow of Baizhu’s own waning power, severed at the roots from his original place of birth, a haemorrhaging wound that will bleed for the rest of his life. “Drink, or we will leave for Mt. Aocang tomorrow.”

Baizhu my beloved.

Are there any particular lines you've written that you feel work significantly better in the original Chinese due to linguistic/cultural nuance or connotations?

Lots of them! Off the top of my head, 小哥哥 is always a hard one to translate and I often have to substitute with something else completely because there's simply no word for it in English. There are also sayings that are elegantly succinct in Chinese but ends up too long winded when translated into English.

Once I've tried to write a dialogue line where they say 撒嬌也沒用, but there's no translation for 撒嬌, and acting spoiled carries the wrong nuance, so I'll end up rewording it. So where 撒嬌 is an action, and the original is doing (action) won't work on me, I have to work the previous line to show what their intentions are, and to change the dialogue to be a response to that (e.g you know that's not going to work on me).

In the latest bit that I've posted on tumblr for ZhongChiBai, there's a line that I used where Baizhu complains about Zhongli always spoiling/indulging Childe in his habits (就你慣著他) and he says it back to Baizhu (我一樣慣著你). 慣 comes from 習慣 (habit), and essentially 慣著 means to allow someone to continually get away with something that they're making a habit of. In this scenario, words like indulge and coddle wouldn't really be the right vibe. Spoil cuts close but I'm still iffy about it.

Sometimes, inclusion of certain words / synonyms in Chinese can bring across tone that hints at character personality, such as the differences in how Zhongli VS an NPC speaks where the NPC tends to use 白話 (vernacular). A lot of this is lost when lines are transferred into English, so I end up leaning on physical actions to make up for it.

I'm not sure if it's obvious, but 春月宫 (ZhongChiBai) and all its related pieces have this problem. A lot of their dialogue simply wouldn't work... there's this riddle too:

“ A month and a day, but not today . Guess a word .” Oblivious to their exchange, Baizhu held the slip of paper up to the flickering candle light and read the riddle written on it aloud to Zhongli. “Interesting. What do you think, Tartaglia?”

“Uh. Yesterday?” Tartaglia flushed pink when Zhongli began to laugh. “The day before? I’m sorry. Please pardon my ignorance.”

The original riddle would be: 一月一日非今天 So based on 非今天 (not today), Tartaglia's follow up would be 呃......不是今天的話, 那就是昨天？前天？, and instead of "I’m sorry. Please pardon my ignorance.", the original line is 是臣妾無知，讓陛下見笑了. (This concubine is ignorant, I've made a fool of myself.) but it doesn't sound natural at all and the sudden switch into third person reference is going to give everyone whiplash.

There are also several nsfw fics where I originally intended for Childe to tell Zhongli or some other 我怕疼. (directly translated to I'm scared of pain), which comes off as half-confession and half-plea, but uh it's definitely not the same line as "I'm scared of pain". Might just end up reworking it to "I... what if it hurts?". I can't even use the 怕疼的孩子 phrase smh because it'll end up losing the fond affection meaning when translated. T H T

I really enjoyed answering these questions, especially the last one (sorry for making it so long though I think I've just been too cooped up about it). Thank you for sending this in!

[ao3feed-dilucnkaeya]

Searching for Answers

Read on AO3

by LisaFolixa

Diluc thought Kaeya was dead, after their fight on his birthday where he vanished into Dragonspine, never to be seen again. And after a rocky reunion and being forced to part ways again when they reunited... well. Diluc's been having a difficult time since then.

NOTE: HEAVILY based on the currently ongoing Chaeya fanfic titled "A Promise Made, A Promise Kept" (in the same series as this fic) - this can be read without reading that one in theory, but you're going to be missing a whole lot of context, so readers beware!

Words: 3035, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Promises Made, Promises Kept [Connected Chaeya Fanfics]

Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Diluc (Genshin Impact), Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Albedo (Genshin Impact)

Relationships: Diluc & Rosaria (Genshin Impact), Diluc & Kaeya (Genshin Impact)

Additional Tags: Diluc and Kaeya are Adopted Siblings (Genshin Impact), Diluc Needs Therapy (Genshin Impact), Diluc Needs a Hug (Genshin Impact), Diluc Cares About Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Grief/Mourning, Anger, Diluc is Bad at Feelings (Genshin Impact), Diluc is a Mess (Genshin Impact), Diluc is Not Okay (Genshin Impact), Diluc is Older Than Kaeya (Genshin Impact), Fatui Member Kaeya (Genshin Impact)

[callmeash]

We fr need more Chaeya x reader content

what about a poly relationship w childe & kaeya? 👀 how do you think dates would go, would they team up to fluster their gf or compete to see who can make her blush more? how do cuddle piles go with these two octopi clinging to her? what about rainy days where they cant go outside or when they get snowed in during winter? feel free to pick any of these youd like!! - ♣️

These two lmaoo I actually dont remember what this is about BUT you're getting hcs ^w^ yay for that! i think

Our Snowflake

"Aww, are you blushing?" "Now, now, Childe. Don't embarrass our little snowflake."

Yeah they tease you A LOT. Both adore it when your face is so red you can barely speak, so they'll make you blush whenever they can.

Of course, they usually try to keep it within your comfort limits. For example, if you don't like PDA, they won't do anything in public.

Compliments can't be stopped. If you dress up, prepare to be bombarded with compliments ALL DAY/NIGHT.

They also... do this thing, where they act like strangers hitting on a super beautiful woman. It makes you giggle. The second you step out of the bathroom/bedroom all dolled up, they're gOING OFF.

They usually team up to fluster you BUT there are days where they pretend to fight over you. It's all in a comedic manner, so you won't get offended/worried- i mean who would?!

Cuddles piles are a necessity. You don't often get a chance to cuddle them both together, but when you do, you're usually in the middle. Sometimes Kaeya or Childe lay in the middle, but they usually prefer to have you between them. Their fingers are laced and placed right on your stomach. It's kinda cute the way they play with each other's hands while still flirting with you as if their lives depended on it.

Rainy days they prefer to make meals at home and watch movies, shows, or read. For snowy days, they prefer to sit in front of a fire, drink hot chocolate, and watch a movie or so. They prefer holiday movies- like Christmas or Halloween movies!

They do like going outside during the super snowy days, especially Kaeya. He barely needs to wear a jacket while you and Childe are fully bundled up. It's only for a while, he knows you two prefer to be indoors sometimes.

[cantalouupe]

two is better than one

or; couple fuck in bathroom while thinking about their hot bf - PART 1 OF ?

nsfw!!! childe x f!reader

mentions of poly relationship, implied poly, mentions of kaeya, breeding kink, semi public sex, this will become a series

“God, you’re really getting off on this, arent you?” Fingers dip into your cunt, wetness coating the digits. “You’re soaked, you know.”

Oh, you know. Childe has been extremely clingy, grabbing at you and whispering in your ear all night - how could you not be wet at this point? He’s been talking about taking you apart in the bathroom for the past ten minutes, and only got to this point because you told him that he was too much of a pussy to actually fuck you in here.

You think now, at the telltale sound of a zipper, that he is in fact not too much of a pussy to fuck you here.

You especially think so when he pushes the head of his cock against your dripping hole.

“I would say we should make this quick but we both know we’re going to be in here for a while.”

His hands grip your hips for leverage so he can start thrusting, right after pushing inside. The push against your midsection keeps you pressed against the cool material of the bathroom sink, perfectly bent so the male can have his way with you.

The first few perfunctory movements result in him pulling you up so your back arched against his chest, upper thighs still pressed into the countertop. His arm slung across your torso, right atop your breasts where he count toy with one nipple whilst keeping you in position.

He moves for real, now, unrelenting and rhythmic. Your head hangs forward, mouth agape with whimpered versions of his name.

“It’s good?”

He pinches your nipple hard in between two fingers.

“So good, I’m-“

Being held upright while being fucked has you wanting to collapse, but the limb around you like a harness doesn’t allow for much movement. The way he grinds his cock into your cunt allows you to forget quite quickly.

You push your ass into him, forcing him deeper in every time. Each time your cunt swallows him, your wetness drips all over him, soaking his dick and making him slip in and out smoothly.

“You’re so fucking wet,” he tells you again, retracting his arm from around you. You fall boneless against the sink again and he leans back to watch your hole suck him inside. “Such a sloppy fuck.”

You clench tight and he grins, pulling your cheeks apart ro watch you better.

“It’s such a pretty little cunt, though,” he coos in a familiar tone that has you crying out.

“That’s it, keep taking it.”

“I’ll-“ you struggle with words, stumbling whilst stringing together a sentence. “I need to come.”

Immediately there’s a circling pressure against your clit and you swear. “Fuck, yes yes yes-“

You come in no time, and Childe fucks you through it, only slowing to a stop after he comes and when you wheeze from the extra sensation.

“You finished?” He asks sweetly, caressing the length of your side with wet fingertips.

You nod, pushing yourself up while you wait for him to pull out, except you find yourself being shoved right back down.

“I’m not done.”

“But you-“

“You think it really matters whether or not you’ve came?” He scoffs, “You have gone much longer than this, don’t act like you didn’t know there’d be more.”

He pants out a curse about how good it feels, finding purchase on your waist while he pulls you to meet each thrust.

“You’d be walking out there with my load inside you,” he starts, hips working tirelessly against yours, fucking hard enough that your stomach starts digging into the sink you’re bent over. “But that’s not enough, right? Not enough for either of us.”

A whimper falls from your lips even though you tried to hold them back, and he laughs.

“That’s right. You need more come inside you,” his hand slips down to your thighs, feeling along the wet globs sliding down your damp skin, “and I need to make sure you’re filled to the brim.”

“So full already.” You cry to him; a promise. As if a silly promise that you’re full enough could make him stop. What a naïve thought from you.

Childe just drives home harder, deep presses of his hips that are accompanied by a wet squelch and your moans. You’re tight around him, squeezing still from your last orgasm, the painful overwhelming pleasure from the overstimulation setting in.

“Should have invited Kaeya tonight,” he murmurs, “he’s really into this kind of stuff.”

The mere mention of the flirty blue-haired male has you sucking in a breath. Usually he would be the type to instigate something like this; he could smooth talk you and even Childe into public sex, but alas, he was busy tonight. Maybe Childe was trying to make up for his absence.

Kaeya actually has fucked you in this very bathroom, pressed against the door so that every thrust resulted in a thump that you had been sure could be heard from everyone.

“He’ll be upset when he finds out we did this without him. Are you going to make it up to him when we get home?”

You imagine yourself on your knees in front of the two while Childe describes their fun to Kaeya. He’d fuck your throat for sure; your mouth parts at the idea.

Childe makes a questioning sound at your lack of response, a teasing noise that reminds you of something Kaeya would do. You nod.

“Good girl.”

God, you wish he were here. They’d probably fuck you at the same time, take turns fucking new loads of come into you until you swore your belly was swollen with it.

“Have to keep my come all inside until we get to him, alright? Then you can bend over and show him your ruined hole.” Childe never slows when speaking, not once; you’re close again and he knows it. “He’ll get hard right when he sees it.”

You squeeze around his length, anticipating Kaeya’s touch as if he were here in the room with the two of you.

“You can’t wait, can you? Already thinking about more cock, filthy slut.” He smacks you hard, three hits echoing into the heated room. “You’ll have to be patient, we have a while yet until I’m finished with my turn.”

[opalesense]

mmMMM GAL, your chaeya somno post has got me craving those dom mean boys in a threesome- i- *fans face*

you’re mine

kaeya x gn!reader x childe (NSFW)

7.3k words • ~ 30 min. read

summary: childe comes home to you and kaeya after a three week trip from liyue with a lot of pent up frustration.

warnings: sexual harassment, mention of blood, drugging(?), dubcon(?), somnophilia, overstimulation

notes: finally, the chaeya threesome fic to celebrate me coming back!! this is a bit of a slower pace than usual but i hope this is enough to feed you after i was gone for so long (including some other, older drafts that will be posted over time too!) hope you enjoy and thank you SO MUCH for waiting, i’m so sorry it was a long wait :( <3

SPENDING MORNINGS WITH CHILDE AND KAEYA was part of a frequent routine that the three of you cherished very dearly. With the two boys working from sunrise to sunset almost every day, it was unfortunately rare for you to spend much time with each other. Especially when Kaeya might decide to go out to the tavern to seek intel on certain nights, or when Childe would happen to be stationed in Liyue for days at a time, you would often find yourself going to your large shared bed completely alone.

 Still, in the mornings, you usually found yourself cuddled between the two very sleepy men, their toned arms wrapped around you, and subsequently around each other, as if they made it their job to protect you even when the three of you were asleep. It was nothing short of thoughtful and sweet, of course, but the little shared time you had didn’t end there, thankfully.

  With such little opportunities to be together all at once, the three of you agreed to put aside these early morning hours to have breakfast with each other every day. Both Kaeya and Childe appreciated the good start to their long days, the shared laughter and affection first thing in the morning motivating them to push through the tiring hours. So it became routine to stop by Good Hunter just when Sara was preparing to open, when the sky was painted with the warmth of dawn, and sunlight was giving Mondstadt a morning kiss. Likewise, this morning you sat close to Kaeya, sleepily snuggling his arm and happily receiving morning kisses on the cheek while Childe put in today’s breakfast order.

  Everything was going smoothly as it usually would any other morning. Yet a certain tinge of gloom waved over the three of you as Childe sank into his seat with a sigh, straightening the collar of his brown undershirt and folding his sleeves up to his elbow. He looked so normal like this, stripped of his usual grey jacket since the warm spring air of Mondstadt was a little too warm today, and it made your chest ache to know that this would be the last breakfast you share with him for a while. It was typical for him to be gone for a whole day or two at a time, but this time, duty called for an extensive stay in Liyue - a whole three weeks away from you and Kaeya.

  “Quit the pouting, you two,” he flashed a sympathetic grin as you slumped on Kaeya’s shoulder, hoping to lighten the mood. “I know you’ll miss me, but I’ll be back before you know it.”

  “Three weeks,” you whined, exaggerating your tone, “You’re leaving me with this brat for three weeks!”

  “Seems like you’re not too upset about that, judging by how comfortable you are cuddling with my arm instead of his when he’s the one who’s leaving,” Kaeya teased. You scoffed at this, dramatically lifting yourself off of his arm and scooting your chair closer to Childe’s, who happily welcomed you to cuddle his arm instead. As Childe planted kisses on the crown of your head, Kaeya simply crossed his arms with a fake pout, silently wishing he could cuddle Childe’s arm too.

  “Oh come here, you,” Childe chuckled at Kaeya’s attitude, “I know that jealous look when I see it. There’s enough of me for the both of you, you know.”

  Kaeya quickly gave up the dramatic act and stood up with a content grin, swinging his chair around to Childe’s unoccupied side. He was just about to lean on the ginger’s broad shoulder when the sound of a group of men chatting in the alleyway behind them suddenly alerted Kaeya’s senses. He paused in his seat for a moment, focusing on the approaching steps - heavy boots that would match the heavy voices. It isn’t often that a group of people would be awake and that lively at this hour, he thought. The sun had barely taken its place in the horizon. So who could be walking through Mondstadt’s main street this early in the morning? Surely not the locals… Maybe it’s trouble.

  Perhaps he was overthinking it, he concluded. He had been on a streak of overthinking lately, already stressed with his duties as a Knight and adding Childe’s soon-to-be absence on top of that. But he truly couldn’t shake this suspicious feeling out of his mind. He fixed his attention to the men, whose faces were now revealed as they turned the corner towards Good Hunter, taking their seats at the opposite table.

  He carefully studied their large statures, noticing the way they took up so much space at the little table and had an aura of entitlement around them. They wore work garments, and judging by the equipment they carried with them, Kaeya would’ve guessed they were construction workers at first glance. He did remember Master Jean mentioning that she would hire people to repair some damages around the city from the Stormterror incident, but that was months ago, and he failed to remember if she had already done it or if she really was this late in completing such a simple task like that. To be fair, Jean had been overworked and stressed as of late, so he wasn’t surprised if the latter was true. The damages weren’t major, after all, so perhaps it had slipped her mind for the past few months.

  He especially noticed their eyes were immediately glued to the three of you as soon as they sat down. Kaeya turned to Childe, who seemed to have his guard down by showering you in attention, then back to the men, who had a look of judgement on their faces. They either have a staring problem or they simply don’t know us.

  Kaeya tried to recall their names but couldn’t. He didn’t recognize them at all. The lack of information on these men worried him. Maybe they’re from Springvale, his thoughts wandered. They look like Springvale men but some are wearing garments from Liyue…

  Thankfully, Sara’s timing drew Kaeya away from worrying any longer as she placed three plates and beverages on the table with a warm smile. “Good morning, Captain,” she flashed a grin at the man, who was now deep in thought as he tried to recall if there was any construction work in Mondstadt that he somehow didn’t hear about. But nothing came to mind as Sara flashed another polite grin at the Harbinger, greeting you at the same time.

  “Thank you, Sara,” Kaeya’s suspicions never left his mind as he replied late. Sapphire eyes darted down to his food, snapping back to reality. It wasn’t long after when he looked up momentarily at the men and accidentally caught them staring. There was something off about these men, something that was setting off Kaeya’s internal alarms, something telling him that these men were up to no good.

  You were regrettably pulling off cuddling Childe’s shoulder now, dragging your chair to the other side of the table where your meal was since there wasn’t enough space for the three of you to eat directly next to each other. Turning your back on the men irked Kaeya, but he decided to take a deep breath to calm down and just focus on the present moment. Besides, what’s the worst they could do when they were sitting right next to one of Mondstadt’s Favonius Captains and a Fatui Harbinger?

  He certainly gave them the benefit of the doubt, he realized, when minutes later, a beat of silence in the casual conversation between the three of you accidentally exposed the hushed muttering among the men.

  “An ass like that is out of his league…”

  “Which one do you think fucks it better?”

  “Definitely the ginger, that blue one looks like he’d rather die.”

  “I don’t know, they both look like they’d never be able to satisfy even each other, let alone a fucktoy like that…”

  “Remember what we did with those escorts in Liyue? Maybe this pretty thing can be the Mondstadt equivalent…”

  That certainly caught Childe’s attention now as he quickly shot a disapproving glare at the group, his usual lighthearted grin completely wiped off his face. “I suggest you watch your words,” he raised his voice loud enough that they would hear him, which interrupted their comments and garnered some eyebrow raises from the offenders. “You never know who’s listening.”

  Kaeya, who had been paying attention to them the entire time but didn’t want to intervene just yet, was silently intrigued by the dark expression on Childe’s face and decided to see how the situation would play out.

  “Oh yeah? And who are you exactly, peasant boy?” one of the men gestured to Childe’s plain undershirt. The Harbinger simply let out a huff as he cracked his knuckles, lifting himself to his feet.

  “I can show you who I am if you’d like,” the corners of his mouth turned up as his pulse quickened, happy to have a warm up this early in the morning. In response, the man stood up as well, clearly towering over Childe in terms of height but that didn’t stop his fingers from twitching, almost aching to throw a punch and put the burly guy in his place.

  “You’re picking a fight with the wrong guy,” the tower of a man chuckled, eyeing the scowling ginger as he made another comment. “This skinny boy really thinks he can take me down looking as fragile as a teacup.”

  “Do you want to place a bet on that? I’d be happy to knock you off your perch for some Mora, but I’d even do it for free…”

  Sensing that Childe was actually serious about this now, and knowing that he didn’t want to get in trouble with Jean over failing to stop a fight in the middle of the street, Kaeya reluctantly intervened. “Childe, that’s enough. I can take care of it from here.”

  Childe stood menacingly, a threatening shadow looming over the rest of the group as his body blocked the sunlight. Water droplets trickled around his hand as his mind fiddled with the idea of drawing out a blade and ending a few lives on this street, but the sudden glance to the startled look on your face as well tugged him out of the violent thought. As much as you appreciated the protectiveness of your partners, you had never seen them get this riled up over some comments made by strangers. Perhaps it was because no one ever bothered to mess with the three of you that you never had the opportunity to see this side of the boys.

  “Ajax,” Kaeya’s tone, although gentle, was still just as intense as the Harbinger’s as he addressed him by his real name to add more weight into his next words. He stared at the water forming in the Harbinger’s hands dissipating at the mention of his name. “I’ll deal with it. You’ll be late if you escalate this, there’s no need to be so rash for a couple of troublemakers.”

  He was right, the time for Childe to leave for Liyue was rapidly approaching. Even if he was certain he could put an end to this situation in less than a minute, Childe knew he would be putting his boyfriend through the consequences of cleaning up after him. So, much to his dismay, he slowly began to back away with a scoff. Annoyance bubbled in Childe’s chest as he picked up his coat that had been sitting in one of the spare seats, the itch for a fight growing stronger as the men continued to make crude comments towards him now instead of you. I’ll take every single insult as long as they’re not saying a single thing about you, he thought. He leaned down to kiss your forehead while he thought about this, another kiss on Kaeya’s cheek following suit, inciting some taunting whistles from the men which he regretfully forced himself to ignore.

  With some sweet goodbyes in the midst of the obnoxious laughter behind him, Childe left Mondstadt’s walls soon afterwards, leaving Kaeya and you alone to finish breakfast together. Now feeling uncomfortable having your back turned towards the men, you decided to shift your seat next to the Captain, who allowed you to press yourself close to him for a sense of protection. The thought of you relying on him for comfort could have brought a grin of satisfaction to his face on any other normal day but this was no normal day. In fact, he was pissed off knowing the potential of having a sweet morning with his partners was yanked away by a couple of insignificant men.

  The two of you finished your meals in a tense silence as the group continued to talk badly about you, your partners, and your relationship in general. Initially, Kaeya was just going to ignore them for now and deal with them while you weren’t around, but at the same time, he couldn’t just sit and look defenseless. After signalling Sara over to collect the dishes, Kaeya stood up with your hand linked in his, taking a step towards the group to utter his one and only warning.

  “It would sure be a shame if your employers caught wind of the fact that you’re verbally harassing citizens, wouldn’t it?”

  “What, are you going to run and tell the Knights of Favonius? As if they would believe a scrawny dog like you.”

  Implying that we are their employers...  This must be who Jean hired to repair those damages, Kaeya finally put the pieces together, letting out a soft laugh under his breath.

  “Actually, you’re talking to one of their Captains,” Kaeya leaned in with a tilt of his head, cocky and confident as he watched some eyes widen at his reveal. “I’ll remind you again — you never know who’s listening...”

  The group exchanged looks of doubt. “You? A Captain? Even if you were one, the Knights were the ones who said they needed us urgently. You can’t get rid of us over some little banter when your city needs infrastructure repairs—”

  “I can name several people off the top of my head that could do your job without being a nuisance,” Kaeya slightly lied; he didn’t know anybody specifically but he was more than capable of finding people if needed because of his wide network of informants. “And as much as I’d like to stay and ‘banter’ with you, I must report to the headquarters to remind Master Jean that we won’t have any repairs being done today.”

  “Wait—”

  “I hope you have pleasant day,” Kaeya covered his insincerity with a faux grin, stepping away and almost dragging you along with him as he started to walk you back home.

  “Kaeya,” you managed to finally have a word with him when he dropped you off at your doorstep. “You know, you don’t have to get them fired over something like that, it really wasn’t a big deal. They’re just rude strangers.”

  “Love,” he looked into your eyes fondly, inching his face close to yours as he settled his hands on your shoulders. “It might not be a big deal to you, but I’m not going to let anyone disrespect you or us like that without any consequences.”

  You sighed to that, appreciating how protective he was over your relationship but still worried that he would take things too far, just like how Childe almost attempted murder out in a public road.

  “Don’t worry, sweetheart,” he leaned down to press a kiss on your forehead and soothe that worried look on your face. “I know Childe was a little startling back there, but all I’m going to do is tell Jean about what they said. Anything that happens after that would be out of my control.”

  It had been weeks since Childe left Mondstadt. Technically since he was barely at home anyway due to his job, life at home wasn’t much different than usual, aside from the fact that you spent much more alone time with the Cavalry Captain over the past few weeks which you didn’t complain about. Fortunately, tonight was the night Childe was meant to return from Liyue, and as promised before he left in the first place, you had all agreed to meet at Angel’s Share together for drinks. Kaeya even made sure to reserve a table in the corner of the second floor a few days in advance, away from most of the commotion downstairs on lively weekend nights like this.

  You arrived a little early, but you found out that it wasn’t too early since Kaeya was already there waiting for you at the corner table. A bottle of wine along with three glasses were already on the table as well as some bar food that the three of you could enjoy snacking on together before actually eating dinner later that night. Kaeya waved you over to the corner, drinking in the way your face lit up when your eyes met. He could never get tired of seeing your face light up like that.

  “You sure are early,” you sat at the bench across from him, adjusting your clothes for comfort. “You didn’t sneak in a drink before I came along, did you?”

  “As much as I would’ve loved to, I just got off work only a few minutes ago. I guess I was a little excited to see you, sweetheart.”

  “Wow, you’re not tired of seeing me after three weeks of being alone together? You really are in love with me,” you jested, batting your eyelashes with a teasing pout.

  “Who said I wasn’t madly in love with you, darling? Especially with that stunt you pulled this morning, hell, I could fall in love with you even more if you did that every morning.”

  You knew he was slightly exaggerating, but you bit your lip with a soft giggle as you recalled what you had done for him that morning. Kaeya had gotten aroused in his sleep, and when you ended up waking up earlier than him, just as aroused as him, you decided to help him take care of it by crawling between his legs and sucking him dry until he eventually woke up. It wasn’t your first time doing something like that while one of your boyfriends were sleeping, but it was the first time he stayed asleep the entire time, probably from how drunk he was the night prior. He could’ve been awake the entire time judging by the occasional gentle bucking of his hips into your mouth, or maybe he was just having a very vivid, interactive dream. Either way, what a way to pull a stunt indeed.

  Pushing the erotic thoughts aside, the wordless sexual tension between you two was quickly popped when Kaeya’s blushing smile turned into an annoyed scowl. At first you thought you had done something wrong until you heard it — a couple of familiar voices behind you that made your eyes widen. You turned around to see the source, the same group of men that had harassed you and your partners there weeks ago at Good Hunter.

  “Isn’t that—”

  “Yeah, that’s the Knight who got us fired…!”

  “And his pretty little pet too,” one chimed in with a teasing wave, as if he were ogling you like you were an animal. “Where’s the ginger one, little bunny? I still have to punch his face in since I can’t mess with your Captain, evidently.”

  “Wait,” you quickly turned back to Kaeya, ignoring the objectification. “You got them fired?”

  “He sure did. We lost our jobs because someone couldn’t just take a joke. Fucking prick.”

  “Well, well,” Kaeya seemed unamused as he ignored you both, his cold stare pointed behind you. “If you’re looking for the Harbinger, look no further…”

  “Harbinger?!”

  “Long time no see!” you turned around once more to see Childe smiling eagerly at the men, but the state he was in elicited gasps from everyone except Kaeya, who just licked his lips coyly at the sight. Childe’s Fatui uniform was stained with undoubtedly fresh blood, some of it splattering up his neck and across his pale freckled face.

  “I have plenty of time to take care of our unfinished business from a few weeks ago if you’re still itching for a fight. I know I am,” a dark laugh followed suit as he summoned one hydro blade with no hesitation this time, relishing in the expression on the group’s faces as they stared at the blade, how its sharp edge managed to glimmer in the tavern’s dim light.

  Like a predator eyeing his prey, his eyes were no short of crazed, the shine in them completely gone as he managed to flash a toothy grin and wave at the men to snap them out of their staring, who now ogled his messy, bloody hands. It was easy to tell that it wasn’t his, based on the lack of any cuts or bruises on his bare skin. Seeing this sight alone as well as learning that one of Snezhnaya’s Harbingers was in their midst, the men quickly stood up and excused themselves, shuffling down the stairs and finally out the tavern without another word.

  “Now that that’s finally taken care of,” Childe waved away the blade, the hydro droplets disappearing into thin air as he shook his dirtied coat off and set it on the bench seat next to you. “How are my darlings doing?”

  Both you and Kaeya eagerly stood up almost at the same time, immediately wrapping arms around Childe and burying your heads into his body — your face in his chest, close enough to hear his pulse quickening for you, and Kaeya’s cheek resting in the nook of Childe’s neck, peppering small kisses on the clean parts of his skin. Childe laughed at the overwhelming welcome home, finally happy to be in your presence again as he wrapped his arms around you and pressed a few kisses on the crown of your head.

  “We’ve missed you dearly, Ajax,” Kaeya’s hands slowly travelled down the Harbinger’s waist as he gently tugged him away from you, silently wanting his attention. Childe made sure to wipe some blood off his face before he planted a kiss on your lips, letting you sit back down as he turned to fully wrap his arms around the Captain, giving him the attention he wanted. Kaeya chuckled at your pouty face as Childe’s back was turned to you, which made you stick your tongue out at him for stealing Childe away from you. But the teasing was interrupted by Childe nudging his nose on Kaeya’s cheek to get him to kiss him, which worked.

  The rest of the evening was mostly problem free. It was clear that the two were still a little bit annoyed about seeing that group of men again but it was not a big enough problem to bring up in conversation, so the most you noticed was an occasional scowl in either of their faces when they thought no one was looking at them. You only stayed at the tavern for a drink or two until the bottle of dandelion wine was emptied before heading back home for dinner. Childe expressed that he was exhausted from the journey home after all, and because of the alcohol, you were starting to feel a little sleepy too.

  Kaeya, with his high alcohol tolerance, had no problem offering to cook a simple steak dinner tonight, which is the first thing he started to prepare once the three of you returned home. Childe immediately went to take a bath and wash off the blood on his clothes (which you learned was from a couple of hilichurls on the last few miles back home — nothing too serious) while you stayed in the kitchen to offer Kaeya a helping hand. But despite your willingness to help prepare dinner, Kaeya kept refusing.

  “Just lay down and relax, love. I’ll wake you up when it’s time to eat.”

  “But I wanna help…” you whined, resting your cheek on his back. “I wanna be around you…”

  “Alright, sweetheart,” Kaeya turned away from the cutting board to place his hands on your waist and pull you close to his chest. “You can help me by taking a nap so you can stay awake later when the real fun begins.”

  “Fun?”

  “Yeah,” a hand that travelled down to your ass and squeezed had different implications than his casual tone. “Fun.”

  You giggled at this, humming as if you were thinking about his offer but you already knew what you wanted. “Do I really have to be awake for that though? You weren’t awake this morning when we had fun…”

  “You make a good point,” his eyebrows raised as he was amused by the idea of giving you a taste of your own medicine. “Maybe you don’t have to be awake.”

  You pressed your lips into a naughty grin, pushing yourself against his chest a little more as you felt the arousal tingle in your core. There was an attempt to kiss his exposed collarbones, but he pulled away just before your lips touched his skin, making you whine in desperation.

  “Nap and dinner first, love.”

  “Fine…”

  It felt like it had been hours after you woke up the first time by Kaeya gently rocking you awake. “Dinner’s ready, sweetheart.”

  A wordless complaint in the form of a drawn out whine and a tug of the covers over your head was enough for Kaeya to get the message that you didn’t want to wake up, but he insisted. “You haven’t eaten since lunchtime, darling. Come now, let’s eat together.”

  “I don’t wanna…” you groaned from underneath the sheets, which Kaeya sighed to. “Just eat without me.”

  “Alright, darling. Could you at least drink some water for me? So you won’t be dehydrated?”

  “Okay,” you smiled in the darkness of the blankets, feeling your heart swell at how sweet Kaeya was being tonight. He left the room and came back with a glass of water, which you quickly drank in front of him. There was something a little off about the taste of the water, but that didn’t bother you, especially since you were already out like a light before you could even process what you drank.

  “Good job, my love,” Kaeya chuckled at how easily you drank the solution of sleeping powder and water with no hesitation. He was glad that the first little dose he secretly snuck into your wine earlier that night was working how he wanted, and based on that, he knew when he could expect you to wake up again using this much heavier dose. With another dubious chuckle, he muttered, “I’ll see you later,” to the silence before walking out the bedroom door to enjoy his dinner with Ajax.

  “[Y/N] is still asleep,” Childe checked by shaking you vigorously. He was already in on the plan by the time Kaeya stepped out of the bathroom, freshened up from his warm shower with nothing but a towel wrapped off his hips to cover him up.

  “Probably will be for another fifteen minutes or so,” Kaeya pressed his hips against Childe’s ass, running his hands along the latter’s waist like earlier that evening. They both ran their eyes down your body, which was now exposed from Childe pulling the blankets off of you to test if you would wake up.

  You looked so peaceful in your sleep, your chest slowly rising and falling from your slow breathing, making you look like an innocent lamb laying in a field. But an innocent lamb in the eyes of two wolves was nowhere close to peaceful, in fact, the two were practically drooling with hungry lust as their eyes simultaneously trailed down to your leg that was already hiked up, exposing the space between your legs despite it still being clothed.

  Childe was the first one to change that. He effortlessly pushed you on your back, knowing you wouldn’t wake up, then almost ripped off your pants at how eager he was to see you fully exposed for him. Kaeya followed suit, pulling your shirt over your head, amused as your arms dropped down lifelessly when he finally tugged it off. Their blue eyes soaked every single inch of your precious body, making them more aroused by the second, especially as they both watched Childe push your legs apart to reveal your hole.

  “Fuck, I missed this so much,” Childe muttered breathlessly, his stare fixated on you, making the tent in his pants stiffer. Three weeks without you was almost unbearable for him, especially since he wasn’t able to fully satisfy himself like you could. His hand didn’t feel the same way your tight little hole did. His spit on his fingers wasn’t the same feeling as your lips wrapped around his length.

  “Did you miss this too?” Kaeya tugged on the tucked towel to let it fall to the floor, revealing his already hardened cock sprung up, flushed at the tip and aching to be touched. Childe’s cock twitched at the sight of Kaeya crawling to the space next to you, lifting his own knees up to match the way you were positioned. Now there were two lambs ready for one very hungry wolf.

  “Well? What are you waiting for?”

  Without a second to waste, Childe immediately reached over to Kaeya’s cock and began to eagerly pump it, eliciting a satisfied moan from the Captain. Each stroke was slow and gentle, purposely keeping Kaeya internally begging for more. At the same time, he shifted himself to duck his head and press his tongue against your hole, grinning, knowing that you couldn’t teasingly close your legs around his head like you usually did. And since he didn't have to pin your legs down, his free hand travelled to your hole instead, already dipping a finger in and loving the way you already clamped around his long digit.

  Kaeya had been watching Childe lick and suck your sex like a starved animal through hazy eyes the entire time and in a way, he was getting a little jealous. The way Childe switched between fucking you open with his tongue and fingering your delicious hole, adding one more finger over time while never picking up the pace on Kaeya’s cock was driving Kaeya mad. It had not even been a few minutes and Kaeya was already bucking into the ginger’s hands and whining.

  “Ajax…” he stared at Childe’s lustful eyes when he caught his attention. “My turn, please?”

  Childe squeezed the base of Kaeya’s cock at this, squeezing a sudden groan out of Kaeya’s throat before finally letting go and lifting himself up to kneel in front of Kaeya. “You’re so needy.”

  “Well, you’re killing me here, darling,” Kaeya could just barely hold himself back from bucking his hips for more, instead gently grinding the air to soothe his primal urges to fuck something, anything. “I need you in me now,” he whispered, eyebrows furrowing in genuine frustration.

  Childe chuckled at the way Kaeya finally submitted without him needing to do anything else, deciding to give in to his desires by leaning down to use his spit as lube and preparing Kaeya using his fingers. Kaeya, as vocal as he was in bed, was already a moaning, whining mess at such a simple action like this. Childe couldn’t get enough of it, wishing you would just wake up already so he could hear your whimpers and groans too.

  “Put it in me now Ajax,” Kaeya’s voice was getting hoarse as he got more and more frustrated from the teasing. “Please…”

  “Impatient brat,” Childe slid his fingers out, finally tugging his painfully hard cock out of his pants and lifting Kaeya’s ass up a little higher using a spare pillow to meet his hips. “I’ll only indulge you tonight since you were waiting so long without me in you.”

  “Hurry,” Kaeya was really getting desperate now, the confidence in his voice faltering as Childe finally pushed his reddened tip inside the cryo user’s aching hole, ripping a groan of pleasure from the both of them. They both stayed still like this for a moment before Childe remembered there was still one more piece to the puzzle that wasn’t put in its place — you.

  They both seemed to have the same idea at the same time, working together to lift your body over Kaeya’s while Childe was still comfortably buried inside. Kaeya managed to wrap your arms around his neck as Childe positioned your hips over Kaeya’s throbbing cock, pushing himself a little further into Kaeya to lift his hips into the right position. Like a puzzle piece fitting into its perfect spot, the duo finally managed to lower your hips on Kaeya’s cock, yanking another long moan from the Captain as he hadn’t experienced such a full feeling like this in so long.

  Kaeya’s eye closed as his chest heaved up and down, his mind trying to process the absolute satisfaction he felt in this moment. His cock was buried balls deep into you, and Childe’s cock was doing the same to him. He tried to recall what he had been doing earlier in the day as a way to gauge how coherent he was, and maybe it was the alcohol or the way he was preoccupied by two of his lovers down there, but he could not think about a single thing. None of them had even moved yet and he was already fucked out of his mind.

  Childe couldn’t hold himself back anymore, as much as he wish he could so Kaeya could adjust, but in the moment he could not care less. He was just as desperate as Kaeya was, albeit, he was not as vocal about it, but there was no doubt in this mind that he just wanted to fuck his boyfriend silly.

  So he did — slowly at first, enough to introduce the new position to the three of you like an icebreaker, but once Kaeya asked him to go harder, he truly couldn’t play nice anymore. His hands grabbed Kaeya’s ass, pulling his cheeks apart as he adjusted his knees and started to pound.

  Between Kaeya’s yelps and whines, each thrust of this relentless pace was simultaneously pushing the cock in you at the same pace as Kaeya held you in place with your waists connecting. It was almost as if Kaeya’s cock was just an extension of Childe’s, which you wouldn’t noticed anyway since you were asleep but the thought of ripping you open at such a size made Childe buck his hips faster, harder, deeper.

  Your sleepy state didn’t last too long afterwards, though, as your eyes finally began to flutter open. Feeling overwhelmed was an understatement. Not only were your ears flooded with Kaeya and Childe’s groans, your cheek pressed into the Captain’s chest feeling each vibration of sound, but you were being impaled by Kaeya’s cock at the same time, rocking back and forth as your hole was being used like a toy. It took you a couple of seconds to realize what was happening and as soon as you did, you craned your neck up as much as you could to meet Kaeya’s gaze.

  “Well, hello there, sleepyhead,” Kaeya muttered as he lifted one of his hands to tuck a stray strand of hair behind your ear.

  “W-What’s…” you tried to start your sentence before one particularly harsh thrust sent Kaeya’s cock hitting a sweet spot inside of you, making you cry out in pleasure.

  “You know,” Childe leaned forward to grab a fistful of your hair and tilt your neck to the side more towards him as he breathed in your ear. “You were getting aroused by me even in your sleep… Did you miss me that badly? I wonder if you were dreaming about anything in particular…”

  Even though you were definitely conscious, you were still too sleepy to respond, but even if you could, you didn’t want to. All you wanted to do was drink in the pleasure of your hole being used effortlessly by Kaeya, who began to sit up as best as he could to plant kisses along your cheek and neck. Childe slowed down his thrusting, deciding to be nice enough to give you a moment to process his next words.

  “I’ve had a really long past few weeks, and to make matters worse, that group at the tavern… really pissed me off,” Childe bucked his hips for emphasis once he mentioned the group before continuing. “I hadn’t stopped thinking about it since I left Mondstadt. So I need you to help me take the edge off. Can you both do that? Be good for me?”

  “Yes, sir,” Kaeya purred, grinding his hips a little, enough that it stimulated both Childe and you.

  “Y-Yes,” you wiggled your hips with a whine, “I’ll be good.”

  “Good,” Childe let go of his grip on your scalp, returning to his position before with both his hands spreading Kaeya’s hole apart. This time, he added a little more weight on top of the stack, making each thrust much harder and deeper at the cost of his speed, which still remained quick regardless.

  “Feels so fucking good,” Kaeya broke the pattern of moans between you three as he planted a kiss on your forehead.

  “Still… sleepy…” you managed to moan out in response, finding it difficult to focus on forming a coherent sentence. “So… good…”

  Kaeya laughed at this, knowing the effects of the sleeping powder were still affecting you. “Then go back to sleep, honey,” he started to soothe you by running his fingers through your hair.

  “But—“

  Without warning, Childe lets out a loud groan as he stills himself into Kaeya, which you could only assume meant he finally reached his orgasm. While the Harbinger emptied himself into Kaeya’s needy hole, the latter hummed in satisfaction, absolutely loving the way he was being filled up with weeks of Childe’s pent of frustrations. Much to your dismay, this moment of stillness was making you impatient now, so in response, you help yourself by gently bouncing your hips on Kaeya’s cock, eliciting another melodic moan from him. Seeing this, Childe snapped himself out of his post orgasmic state and regained control of himself again, suddenly grabbing your hips and lifting you off of Kaeya’s cock altogether.

  “What are you—“

  “Me first,” Childe growled, pushing his still hard cock into you without a second thought, making you gasp at the change in girth. You try to wiggle out of his grasp instinctually, but Kaeya soothes you once more.

  “Shh, baby, it’s okay,,, look at me,” Kaeya reassures you, disappointed that he couldn’t feel you around his cock anymore but satisfied enough that he could started pleasuring himself with his own hand to let Childe have his way with you. Similar to how he treated Kaeya’s now abused hole, he was equally rough with you, pounding your sweet spot with each thrust like his life depended on it, even sneaking in a few spanks on your ass and thighs now and then.

  “You’re mine,” he muttered into your ear, wrapping his arm around your neck and gently squeezing, repeating the words like a chant, “you’re mine, you’re mine, you’re mine… Only mine to use… Only I can fuck you like this, no one else… No other man can use you like this…”

  “I think you’re ignoring someone,” Kaeya chirped in with a sly grin, which quickly turned into an open smile as Childe wrapped his hand around his throat and squeezed, threatening him to shut up. “Kaeya is mine too… You’re both mine, so good for me and no one else… They will never get to see how obedient you two are for me… They don’t get to see this side of you like I can…”

  “We’re all yours, Ajax…” Kaeya moans, finally pushing the Harbinger over the edge by the way he said it. With that, he finally reached his second climax, burying himself as deep as he could inside of you with a choked out groan, completely overstimulated by cumming twice within minutes. As much as he would have loved to stay buried in you so you could cockwarm him, his cock was starting to ache quickly, so he reluctantly pulled out and took a moment to watch his cum form a bud at your entrance.

  While he still had the strength, he lifted your hips only to lower them on Kaeya’s attention hungry cock, which managed to plug your hole so none of his cum would spill out, but right afterwards, he felt himself stumbling down beside the empty spot next to you so he could sit back and watch the show instead.

  “Ready to have fun?” Kaeya looked down lovingly on your blushing face, admiring how you still fought to stay awake despite how you felt like you would pass out at any minute.

  “Fuck… me…” was all you had to whisper for Kaeya to flip the switch and chuckle deviously as he gripped your hips and started pounding you from below, not as forceful as Childe was, but definitely enough to get you riled up and moaning like a mess within seconds. The sound of your hips snapping together echoed around the bedroom, the white ring forming around Kaeya’s cock making it sound wetter with each thrust. Kaeya could cum on the feeling of Childe’s cum dripping from both his and your holes alone, but he wanted to drag out this moment for as long as possible, he wanted to torture the both of you until you were both shaking and crying from overstimulation.

  It was already aching badly now, the way your hole clenched around him making him hold his breath or the way your voice rang like a sweet bell directly next to his ear. Likewise, you were nearing your own orgasm too, unable to control the heat radiating from your skin or the sweat trickling down your forehead as Kaeya drilled you like he did every other night during Childe’s absence. Except this time, Childe was next to both of you, egging you on, teasing you with his sleepy words. “Come on, fill that sweet hole up with your cum… Show me how you did it without me…”

  A gasp escaped your throat as you finally did it, reaching your orgasm while Kaeya fucked you through it, not caring that you were shaking like a scared little bird in his arms and instead using the sudden tightness around his cock to milk his own orgasm out of him. A low, tired grunt coupled with hefty pants was the only noise Kaeya could make as he dumped his seed as deep as he could, adding to the delicious mix inside you. “You’re… you’re mine…” he said as the moment begins to settle down, the smell of sex pungent in the air now.

  The three of you laid together there for a moment, completely still as the dandelion breeze wafted through the window that had been left slightly ajar. Kaeya turned his head to look at Childe, whose eyes were now closed as he seemed to be drifting off to sleep now. He turned back to look at you snuggling into his chest, and sighed as he finally made himself pull out of you, feeling the mixture of cum drip onto his satiated cock.

  “I missed you both very much,” Childe’s voice broke the happy silence, “and I’m glad you’re mine.”

  “I’m glad to be yours,” Kaeya’s thoughts drifted to the group that had pissed the both of them off so much. He realized now that Childe was right — no matter who came in between them, you three would always belong to each other, and nothing would change that. You all loved each other too much to let some strangers make fun of your relationship.

  And somewhere deep in your sleepy state, you said, “I love you,” to both of them. Or at least you thought you did, but maybe that came out more like a hum before you finally succumbed to the sleeping powder.

[fragmentedinnocence]

poly headcannons

pairing(s): childe x gn!reader x kaeya && kazuha x gn!reader x xiao 

summary: poly relationship head cannons but it’s on crack. basically just a shitpost while I stare at the ceiling questioning my existence in this cruel, mortal plane.

childe && kaeya

homie..

you ain’t getting out of this one alive

these bitches don’t only got their drip and their hots, but also their fucking stupid asses

you wouldn’t know how many times tartaglia fell down the stairs. he onced fell down in front of scaramouche and it now serves as blackmailing purposes

after your date y’all were heading back up stairs and tarantula decided he wanted to be romantic or some shit idk what’s going on in his fucking head anymore 

“im falling for you babe” “aw, ajax :) OH SHIT CHILDE-”

 I mean he wasn’t wrong you’re fucking glorious af like homie 😀🔪 hand over your hots man

and don’t get me started about ice ice baby here. this bitch

he’s a pest that’s what he is

once you were braiding his hair with childe and the day ended with kaeya cosplaying as Elsa, childe cosplaying as kristoff, and you were cosplaying as the fucking donkey. don’t ask man. you guys tried making a kiss scene or whatever but uhm.. Idk how you can make two grown ass men kissing a donkey romantic or sexy believe me kaeya tried

childe deffo makes pelmeni with the gang :) it’s basically pork and chicken that’s covered in a thin layer of dough. kinda like the Chinese dumplings. 

on your anniversary or something y’all tried a 3 way kiss but if dramatic music was to play, it wouldve felt like you guys were about to kill each other or some shit

despite childe not.. yknow actually being a toy maker he does makes small wooden and clay figurines/models and gives them away to his precious comrades :) ..... most of them turn out to look like a collection of turds hE SWEARS THEY WERE MEANT TO RESEMBLE SLIMES

kaeya once compared you to a juicy, flaming hot lobster that the three of you were eating at the dinner table one night. you never looked at lobster the same again.

kazuha && xiao 

“this world is meaningless. the only constant is suffer-” “that’s cool Xiao but can you eat your vegetables now??? kazuha already ate his” “... no”

when depressed edgy teenager comes together with alchoholic broke poet and a stunning loser /j they form a nuclear bo-

mediocore chaos yahoo

Xiao doesn’t eat his vegetables. Ever. because who tf willingly eats cauliflowers and broccoli on a regular basis???????

kazuha is the opposite. Bitch eats his vegetables and appears as if he likes them.......... however, you yet to discover what lies deep within the trash can

Xiao doesn’t love wine but getting drunk with the homies is something even the vigilant yaksha does not want to miss 😌

ventis swinging from the chandelier, Xiao keep plunging down from the stairwell and childe is making turd slime figurines with kaeya, and kazuhas laughing his ass off every small movement you make. you take a wobbly step forward? hehHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH BadhHAHHAHAHhaHHAHA

whenever you ask Xiao to get some ice cream he just makes you flavored shaved ice. if it’s winter? ... you made a terrible mistake

[iprobablyneedtherapyhaha]

Kaeya discord daddy X reader (childe discord daddy x reader chapter 2)

satire dont dox me pls

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It’s been 3 months since you ended things with your ex discord daddy Childe (or tartaglia69) for cheating on you with zhongli. You had to keep up with rent and bills though, so recently you found a discord server to join. There was a lot of roleplay, but most people who used it played fortnite and minecraft together. There were a good amount of discord mods, but one in particular stood out to you, his username was icePrinceLoneWolfAlphaAlcoholic420. You were going to make him your daddy no matter what.

Night was approaching, and you knew the server would likely be active. Sitting down in your poggy gamer chair (its pink) you opened discord on your PC (its also pink) and put on your headphones (they’re pink.) They had cat ears on them that lit up. You clicked on the server and saw a voice chat active with icePrinceLoneWolfAlphaAlcoholic420, but there were a few other people in there. They were mods, which meant competition. You grabbed your monster energy drink and chugged it, preparing yourself. Their usernames were barbaetos, kreideprinz (you assumed it was their stripper name) and then one you recognized. Your stomach dropped and you felt rage ignite within you like fire. Focusing your eyes back onto the screen, it was tartaglia69. Why was he here? What could he possibly want from a discord mod? He always talked about how much he hated other discord mods and how he wasn’t like the rest. Yet here he is, sucking up to YOUR daddy.

“Fuck that whore” you mumbled to yourself. You weren’t going to let him ruin something for you again. Taking in deep breaths, you took a moment to compose yourself and clicked join.

“H-hi meow!” you stuttered out with a cheery tone.

“Nya hewwo!” The kittens said in unison, excluding tartaglia69 who said nothing and sat in silence.

“Good evening, m’lady.” A cool and sexy voice broke the silence, tipping his fedora despite the fact you couldn’t see. It was his natural gentleman reflexes.

“My name is y/n, meow!”

“My name is kaeya, but you can call me daddy.” He replied.

“Get on bedwars kittens. Whoever wins, besides me heheheh, gets to dm daddy.” Kaeya demanded.

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The rest of the players had already been eliminated, now it was just you, kaeya, barbaetos, kreideprinz and tartaglia69. Childe’s bed was right across from yours and currently he was distracted fighting venti. You built clay blocks around your bed and decided to run for childe’s bed. You had to win, you couldn’t lose to tartaglia69 after everything that happened. You were sweating while frantically building blocks towards his bed. You could hear venti whining about getting killed, which meant childe would probably be coming for you next. Your heart pounding, you decided to keep going. Maybe you were being risky, but this was worth it. Finally at his bed, you destroyed the wool around it. Seriously? He used wool? ‘What a fucking noob,’ you thought to yourself. You were so focused on destroying his bed that you didn't notice his obnoxious laughter on the call.

“y/n, you lose.” He continued laughing. Fuck, he was probably at your bed. But you were able to break his first. He was complaining and being teased by venti, but you weren’t paying much attention. Your focus was on destroying Albedo’s bed next. You felt relieved to have eliminated childe, but you couldn’t forget about Kreideprinz, you assumed he was your biggest competition. By the time you got to his bed, Kaeya was already there and had just destroyed it. Which meant that you had now won your way into his dms. Letting him destroy your bed (since you wouldn’t dare challenge the alpha) you meowed at him and praised him

“Nya, pogchamp! Daddy is so good! Teheheh.” You chuckled like an obedient little kitten.

“Y/N, looks like you’ll get to dm me, owo.” The rest of the kittens groaned and meowed sadly at this. Little did you know, one of them was already in his dms.

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After a few hours of more bedwars, everyone finally logged off. It was a long night of meowing and socializing, you were really tired. Getting in bed, you notice your phone light up and there was a dm from icePrinceLoneWolfAlphaAlcoholic420.

“Hewwo kitten…” it read.

“owo? Daddy! *pounces*” you replied.

You saw him typing, and it’s been a few minutes now. You bit your lip. What could he be writing? You were so curious.

“I hate everything I hate my life everything sucks I’m depressed, i have anxiety, im adopted, both my dads are dead and i don’t have a mom. When i was 5 i got kidnapped, tortured, burned alive, hit by a car, beat by my parents, made fun of for my height, got kicked out of school, became a drug dealer to support my family, got kicked out of therapy, became a mafia boss in one day. My life is so difficult and nobody understands me i fucking hate myself i should just go die. Why do females hate me so much I don't understand why can't females just appreciate nice shallow guys like me they don't care about my sad backstory and dont care about my boobs well im sorry im a fucking sigma male and im not some stupid spineless pussy ass bitch where did they get the audacity to tell me something is wrong with my attitude? I hate the female species so much just shut up fucking bitch stop being so goddamn picky. Everyday i look in the mirror and give myself a 30 minute pep talk and admire my cleavage. I tell myself youre a bad bitch kaeya youre an alpha youre a sigma everybody wants you BUT WHERE ARE THE WOMEN WHO WANT ME I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE MAYBE I HAVE NO REDEEMING QUALITIES MAYBE MALE GENES HAVE DIED OUT AND BECOME STUPID AND FEMALES ARE JUST SO ABOVE US NOW GODDAMNIT I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING *walks to my mirror, shirtless with my abs shining. Rests a hand on my forehead and one hand against the wall as i start cackling darkly* IM JUST LIKE THE JOKER FUCKING HELL I HATE SOCIETY nya *pounces back and curls up on you*”

You stare at your phone in silence for a good few minutes. Your room was dark, lit only by the faint glow of your phone. Your frail hand began to tremble as tears poured from your eyes. You had no idea Kaeya had it this hard.

You began to type, “Daddy, i-i’m so sowwie… i think you’re great..! Pepehands….Y-youre good enough for me! I can fix you!”

“You’re not like the other kittens…” He replied. He decided to gift you nitro for being so obedient.

“uwu thank you daddy! Pogchamp!” Kaeya was such a good daddy, he was already spoiling you so well.

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The morning sun attacked your eyes while you were trying to make your coffee. You’d barely woken up and were feeling really tired from talking with Kaeya all night. Suddenly, your phone started buzzing. Without looking to see who it was, you answered.

“y/n.” you heard a voice that sounded too familiar and annoying. Tartaglia69.

“What do you want you stupid fucking cunt?” you yelled at him.

“icePrinceLoneWolfAlcoholic420 is MY discord daddy. I need him. You see.. Zhongli took all my money, and now I cant afford to be his daddy anymore. I barely have enough money for myself right now, icePrinceLoneWolfAlcoholic420 has been spoiling me well and I don’t want you ruining this for me so back off.” Childe growled at you. “You can’t tell me what to do anymore meow!” You hung up angrily, not even processing he said Kaeya is his daddy.

Kaeya kept sending you lots of money, and you’d been his kitten for about a month now. Until suddenly, you received a message from him.

“This is pepehands, but i can’t be your daddy anymore Y/N. You see, tartaglia69 is my special kitten. He makes daddy LULW uwu. I can’t afford spoiling you like this anymore. I sowwie *pouts*

You closed discord without responding. You were in total shock. How could this be happening again…? What was wrong with you? Your palms were sweaty and you started sobbing. Getting off your poggy gamer chair, you took a moment to try and redirect your sadness into anger towards tartaglia69. You wanted to kill him with your petite and tiny hands.

After about an hour, you opened up the server and put tartaglia69’s IP and home address in the discord server. This is what he gets for messing with you. You left the server and blocked Kaeya. This is the beginning of your villain arc. Your origin story. You’re done being a nice kitten….