i’m an AVID pei ming hater so last night at the ass crack of dawn i made a meme making fun of him and said “i’m gonna sleep like a baby after this” AND THEN I HAD A FUCKING DREAM ABOUT PEI MING. GENERAL MING GUANG YOU WHORE
the video incase any other nuanced pei ming slanderers are present
edit: the pei ming haters have found this i love u sincerely
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Introducing: The Which MXTX Character Was/Would Be Most Insufferable Online Tournament Bracket
Beginning the evening of August 23rd, 2024 (USA time), I’ll be running a tournament via tumblr polls to determine once and for all which Mo Xiang Tong Xiu web novel character was or would be most insufferable if given access to the internet.
FAQ:
Why this poll theme?
I thought it would be fun to run another big MXTX tournament bracket, since the bugpoll last year was a blast, and this was the funniest theme I could manage to think of.
Why isn't Shen Yuan/Shen Qingqiu in the bracket?
Given what we know about our dear Peerless Cucumber, I fear an SQQ sweep would be a foregone conclusion if I included him. Therefore, after the bracket finds a winner, I'll hold a bonus round and pit the winner against Shen Yuan to determine the true most internet-insufferable character.
What is wrong with you?
Yeah.
My goal is to hold one round per day every day for a week, but I'm contending with a full-time work schedule, so things may get slightly more stretched out than that. I'll also be splitting the first round into Round 1 Part 1 (the left side of the bracket) and Round 1 Part 2 (the right side of the bracket) to avoid spamming people's dashes with 32 separate polls in one day.
If you’d like to either search for or blacklist posts related to this event, all of mine will be tagged with “MXTX insufferapoll.”
The full list of matches is under the readmore here. Happy voting!
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These figs celebrate the acting and filming history of both Zhang Zhehan and Gong Jun. I've noted the character(s) in italics next to each post for easy searching. I'll also add a character listing for each actor at the bottom of the post since it's easy to get individual characters mixed up (at least by me!)
Part 3
Yuechu with Peach - Dongfang Yuechu
Chulian on Lake - Dongfang Yuechu & Qing Lian
Xu Si is Rising with the Wind (Handcrafted) - Xu Si
Part 2
Pearl of the East China Sea - (young) Lin Shu
Home Country World - Han Ye
Your Highness, Calm Down - Han Ye
No Regrets - Han Ye
Masked Prince - Han Ye
White and Gold Han Ye - Han Ye
Black and Gold Han Ye - Han Ye
Long Feiye Motioning his Guard Forward - Long Feiye
Meet Han Ye in the Rain (Official) - Han Ye
I See You Han Ye (Official) - Han Ye
Niuniu Wants to Fight - Xu Jin
Prince Han Ye (Handcrafted) - Han Ye
Little Sugar Man - Zhong Wumei
Little Daoist Priest - Dongfang Yuechu
Niuniu with Bun - Xu Jin
Little Jade Daoist - Dongfang Yuechu
Moonlight Night - Long Feiye
Yuechu Yin Yang Landscape Figures - Dongfang Yuechu
Small Winecup Qinglian - Xiao-Zhe
Accidental Medical Exam - Lingyue - Ling Rui & Wang Yue
Night Night - Long Feiye
Dongfang Yuechu (Handcrafted) - Dongfang Yuechu
Marilyn Ming Xia - Ming Xia
Battle Damaged Niuniu - Xu Jin
Tianshu Beichen - Dog's Blood Drama - Long Feiye & Han Ye
Daoist Priest with Sugar Gourd - New Year's JZEU Series (13) - Dong Fang Yuechu
Fifth Sister - Zhong Wumei
Prince Rich - Han Ye
Princess Xixi - Xia Yanxi
Incomparably Beautiful Hair - New Year's JZEU Series (12) - Ji Fa
Peerless Little Prince - New Year's JZEU Series (11) - Zhong Wumei
Master Gong Xue - New Year's JZEU Series (10) - Wei Ying
Spicy Police Flower - New Year's JZEU Series (9) - Huang Weiping
Early Mid-Autumn Festival: Sweet Tangyuan Little Daoist - Dongfang Yuechu
Genius Investor - Xu Si
Xiao Yue is Coming - Wang Yue
Ink and Wash Daoist Priest - Dongfang Yuechu
Niuniu Flying a Kite - Xu Jin
War-Damaged Prince - Han Ye
Bright Boy - (young) Lin Shu
Firefighter Huo Yan - Huo Yan
Graceful Prince - Han Ye
Don't Go to Work, I'll Take Care of You - Zhao Fanzhou & Zhang Min
Minguo Military Husbands - Ming Xia & Fang Yan
Han Ye with Sword - Han Ye
XuXu - Xu Jin & Xu Si
Irregular Daoist - Dongfang Yuechu
A-Han and Xiao-Zhe Drinking Wine - A-Han & Xiao-Zhe
A-Han and Da Shixiong - A-Han & Da Shixiong
Pajama Party - Fang Yan (cross posted from Junzhe fig index)
Tanghulu Niuniu - New Year's JZEU Series (2) - Xu Jin
Xue Shao - New Year's JZEU Series (1) - Xue Shao
Xiaohui Lang - Xu Jin
Jade Waist Slave - Xue Shao
Han Ye and Ji Fa Hidden Knife - Han Ye & Ji Fa
Han Ye and Xu Jin Battle Couple - Han Ye & Xu Jin
Lingyue - Teddy Bear - Ling Rui & Wang Yue
Lingyue - Delivery - Ling Rui & Wang Yue
Hamburger Xu Si - Xu Si
Bedtime Game - Fang Yan (cross posted from Junzhe fig index)
Firefighters - Huo Yan & Zheng Zhi
Fat Head Qinglian - Xiao-Zhe
Sweet Shenping - Lin Shen & Huang Weiping
Prince Han Ye on Horseback - Han Ye
Luminous Club - Fang Yan & Gu Chijun
Here's the listings of the TV series / films for each actor, followed by the character played. Thanks to Wikipedia for basic information as well as general Google and Twitter searching.
Introducing: The Which MXTX Character do You Most Want to Study Like a Little Bug Tournament Bracket
Starting February 20, 2023 (American time), I'll be running a tournament via tumblr polls to determine once and for all which Mo Xiang Tong Xiu webnovel character the fanbase most wants to study like a little bug.
FAQ:
What do you mean by "most want to study like a little bug"?
Which character makes you want to pick them up, put them in a glass jar, examine them with a little magnifying glass, and poke them with a stick to see how they react? Which character is so so small and pathetic and also truly deeply bizarre?
If you don't get what I'm talking about, this poll may not be for you.
Why on earth are you doing sixty-four characters?
A perfectly even bracket has to have 16, 32, or 64 starting contestants, and since there were 33 characters that I really wanted to include, I decided to Commit.
What is wrong with you?
Yeah.
If you'd like to either search for or blacklist posts related to this event, all of mine will be tagged with "MXTX bugpoll."
You can find the full list of matches under the readmore. Happy voting!
Since there's so many characters, I'll be splitting the first round into two days. Round 1 Part 1 (the left side of the bracket) will begin tomorrow (Monday), and Round 1 Part 2 (the right side) will be on Tuesday. We'll continue with one round per day from there.
Round 1 Part 1:
Yin Yu vs Gongyi Xiao
Luo Binghe (Bing-mei ver.) vs Quan Yizhen
Xuan Ji vs Mei Nianqing (Guoshi)
Luo Binghe (Bing-ge ver.) vs Pei Ming
Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu vs Shi Qingxuan
Jin Ling vs Lang Qianqiu
Ban Yue vs A-Qing
Liu Mingyan vs Lan Jingyi
Mobei-jun vs Lan Wangji
Zhuzhi-lang vs Su She
Bai Wuxiang vs Jiang Fengmian
Jin Zixuan vs Tianlang-jun
Qi Qingqi vs Lan Qiren
Su Xiyan vs Yu Ziyuan
Nie Mingjue vs Mu Qing
Jin Guangyao vs Pei Xiu
Round 1 Part 2:
Shen (Jiu) Qingqiu vs Mo Xuanyu
Ning Yingying vs Luo "Mianmian" Qingyang
Xiao Xingchen vs Xie Lian
Yue Qingyuan vs Lan Xichen
Ling Wen vs Shang Qinghua
Jian Lan vs Jiang Yanli
He Xuan vs Nie Huaisang
Wen Chao vs Jin Zixun
Wei Wuxian vs Xue Yang
Wen Qing vs Mu Qingfang
Sha Hualing vs Qi Rong
Song Lan vs Jiang Cheng
Liu Qingge vs Feng Xin
Hua Cheng vs Wen Ning
Ming Fan vs Lan Sizhui
Yushi Huang vs Shi Wudu
Round 2
Yin Yu vs Luo Binghe (Bing-mei ver.)
Mei Nianqing (Guoshi) vs Luo Binghe (Bing-ge ver.)
Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu vs Jin Ling
Ban Yue vs Liu Mingyan
Lan Wangji vs Zhuzhi-lang
Bai Wuxiang vs Tianlang-jun
Lan Qiren vs Yu Ziyuan
Mu Qing vs Jin Guangyao
Shen Jiu vs Ning Yingying
Xie Lian vs Yue Qingyuan
Shang Qinghua vs Jiang Yanli
Nie Huaisang vs Jin Zixun
Wei Wuxian vs Wen Qing
Qi Rong vs Jiang Cheng
Liu Qingge vs Hua Cheng
Lan Sizhui vs Shi Wudu
Round 3
Luo Binghe (Bing-mei ver.) vs Luo Binghe (Bing-ge ver.)
Sui yue nan de chen mo qiu feng yan juan piao bo
Xi yang lai zhe bu zou gua zai qiang dou she bu de wo
Xi ri yi ren er bian yi he chao sheng xiang dong liu
Zai hui zhe wang shi ye sui feng ye yi pian pian luo
Ai yi zou dao jin tou hen ye fang qi cheng nuo
Ming yun zi ren you mo xiang fa tai duo you bu de wo
Zhuang zhi ling yun ji fen chou zhi yi nan feng ren liu
Zai hui zhe que wen xiao zhuan zui…