#wttt Michigan

[stateofbrock]

Just a little guy ya know

Too lazy to do actual complex art so here

[louis--wifey]

California: I can deal with vampires, I can deal with werewolves and all sorts of other things but clowns?

Florida: Are clowns anyone's thing? Like nobody likes clowns.

Michigan, who's dressed as a juggalo for Halloween: I find clowns delightful.

[hibiscuslynx]

happy devils win

[alaskasbignaturals]

hes a little stupid sometimes but he means well <3

i had the idea for this comic like ten minutes ago and i had to make it

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Hello hello nobody asked but here’s some more states as kids because there were still little doodles I wanted to add

Very specifically I wanted to draw Michigan and Ohio cause I know they’d be rivals no matter the age. Ohio would also be one of those loud as fuck kids with lots of energy. Also I didn’t get to doodle New Jersey interacting with California and New York so there. New Jersey would prolly be the loudest among them as kids and California is kinda mortified at the way the NE talks to each other but New York reassured him that it’s fine. California prolly the bossy type of kid too but he doesn’t really get away with it with NY and NJ

[northduhcodeuh]

Ohio and Michigan 😈

Michigan is trying to decipher if Ohio is challenging him or if it’s affection. It’s both.

One of my fiends asked me to draw them, so here the goobers are 🤲. I’m not sure on the Ohio design, I haven’t drawn him in a bit, so idk if it will stay the same 🤷‍♂️

[doueverwonder]

I actually refuse to believe Michigan is the tallest Midwest state, that 41% water doesn’t do shit for his height. Whenever they have like official pictures taken he’s taller than Minnesota in them and it’s bc he’s standing on a stepladder, he refuses to be short.

Gov, confused: Michigan did… you have a growth spurt?

Michigan: Yes.

[every state in front of him moves so you can see the stepladder]

Gov: …

Michigan: … fuck you guys.

[abcwordsurge]

Indiana: Have you ever broken a bone?

Ohio: Yes

Indiana: Did it hurt?

Ohio: Not really

Indiana: What bone did you break?

Ohio: Michigan's arm

[mittenstroll]

I got access to a drawing tablet and immediately drew my boy

[sunheart101]

Currently thinking about Michigan accidentally leaving a Wolverines hoodie in Ohio’s room on accident and Ohio keeping it not wanting to give it back (I’m thinking Michigan forgot about it)

Ohio wears it in private whenever he gets the chance cause it reminds him of Michigan and it’s comforting and it makes him think that Michigan there with him, hugging/cuddling him which he definitely doesn’t want

[dailymothanon]

Michigan with his chronic generic guy disease 💔 Hope he heals soon. I read Michi is one of the best states for fishing (emphasis on one of, usually in the top 3) and also that Carhartt came from Michigan so i figured he's just be some guy honestly

bonus closeup of super cool hat that he has because he's on the fishin grind. Women want him, fish fear him is what his state motto should be

[blrrytorch]

YOUR FRONT PAGE BOY IS FINALLY HERE

you can barely see his detroit tigers symbol on his hat im so sad :( but MICHIGAN!!

the drawing was originally gonna have ohio too but i couldnt figure him out so you don’t get him

also the lyrics are from SPKOTHDVL by I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME !!

[louis--wifey]

WTTT Incorrect Quotes but it's just things that people in my real life have said

It's so long I'm so sorry 😭😭

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Illinois, cleaning his shoes: Last time I wore these shoes I got apple butter on them..

Ohio: I remember that song. *singing* Apple butter shoes, boots with the fur.

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Florida: *yapping*

New York, who forgot his phone in the car: I'm going to get my phone so I can ignore you for a minute.

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South Carolina: Georgia and I are dressing at Waylon and Willie for Halloween!

North Carolina: I could be Johnny Cash and just lay there in a coffin... *To the tune of Hurt by NIN covered by Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash impression.* I hurt myself, today

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Washington, helping Nevada with his math homework: Let's break it down

Nevada: I'll break it down *gets off of his chair and starts break dancing*

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Kansas: That sounded like a car commercial...

Oklahoma: I can write car commercials all day long.

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Maryland: Nothing says hot like harmonica!

(I have no context for this btw. My professor said it a couple weeks ago and I tuned into the conversation as soon as he said it and I have no idea what was happening before hand)

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Michigan: Hey, Ohi-

Ohio: And all of the sudden I heard an irritating, grading voice. And it was yours.

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Illinois: My grandma has chickens, and she's obsessed with chickens.

Minnesota: Tell your grandma to call me.

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Arizona: If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go lock myself in the cooler.

Utah: Bang on the door if you need anything.

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Florida: *lands on go to jail in Monopoly* Noooo in jail again!?

Gov: That's something we need to talk about. If you keep driving so fast you're going to end up in jail.

Florida: Oh I thought this was gonna be about me puking in the county jail parking lot...

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California: What three characters have omniscience?

Florida: Your mom

California: What four characters have omniscience?

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Colorado: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Wisconsin: FOOD TRUCK!

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Missouri: Guess what my dream car is

Indiana: A Lamborghini

Missouri: No

Indiana: A Kia Soul

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Washington: New York with the leadership skills!

New York: I just know where I'm going -_-

Washington: Say "I'm New York and I'm a baddie"

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Texas: Can you count change? *Looks down at the change California gave him* You can!

California: I'm great at counting change, I used to do it for fun when I was little. Because I didn't have any friends.

Texas: Pfff-

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Oregon: A Monster a day keeps the straightness away.

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Nevada: You look like a clown.

California: Am I a pretty clown?

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Gov, to Louisiana and Florida: I would stop whining so much if you two stopped drinking alcohol.

California: Sometimes your whining makes me wish I liked alcohol.

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Florida: Gov, I'm helping!

Alabama: By... Making it harder?

Florida: Yep!

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Florida, singing: Everybody was kung fu fighting

New Jersey, to the tune Kung Fu Fighting: Everybody should shut the fuck up

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Washington's cat: *killing a bug.*

Washington: "Rip in half! Rip in half! Rip in half! When I say "beat" you say "that ass" Beat! *Long pause, points to Oregkn* Fill in for him!

Oregon: *slowly turns around in his spinny chair*

Washington: Aw, come on! You can say donkey instead. Beat!

*silence*

Oregon: No.

Washington: Fine. *dances out of the room* K-I-C-K-Y-O-A-S-S Oh yeeessss!

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Maryland: *playing a cheap toy recorder on a make-shift stage*

Massachusetts: MORE COWBELL!!

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California: I just love feeling like a menopausal woman.

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Oregon, sick: The crystal ladies said if you got sick after the eclipse, it's your ancestors banishing evil from your body.

Idaho: They're praying the gay away

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South Dakota: Wish me luck in war

Minnesota: You're not going to war, you're asking for a box

South Dakota: It's the same thing, damn it!

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Alaska: Penny for your thoughts?

Hawaii: I don't have any pennies.

Alaska: I don't have any thoughts!

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Louisiana: We can bring the baguette to and beat California with it...

Florida: Or Utah.

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Gov: If you could make any crime legal what would it be?

New York, Florida and Louisiana at the same time: Arson!

Gov: *mortified expression*

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Iowa, about chicken: Are you a thigh person?

Nebraska: I like legs... ThEy TrIeD tO pUt Me On ThE cOvEr Of VoGuE bUt My LeGs WeRe ToO LONGGGGG!

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Colorado: I need a stick!

California: I need a boyfriend, your point?

Colorado: ...Not that kind of stick.

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Oregkn: In high school my favorite past time was kissing boys.

Washington: *turns to California* Is that your favorite past time too?

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Texas: Why aren't bananas called yellows?

Florida: Because then Gwen Stefani couldn't use it in her song.

Louisiana: She'd just have to spell it different: This shit is yellows! Y-E-L-L-O-W-S!

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California: He's gay and he committed suicide.

New York: He's you... Don't commit suicide, please.

California: I WILL BECOME A MUSICAL!

New York: NOOO DO NOT BECOME A MUSICAL!

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North Carolina: I seriously hate you sometimes.

South Carolina Aww I love you too!

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Vermont: You wanna know the biggest dingus I know?

New Hampshire: You?

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Wisconsin: You're a yeasty beer

Illinois: You're a zesty beer

Wisconsin: Yeah well, your light in the loafers!

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Arizona: *says something dumb*

Nevada: Shaking my as- shaking my head.

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New York: *takes a drink of my pumpkin spice latte* Oh, that's delightful!

California: Look who's a white woman now?!

[later]

California: You basic white woman!

New York: I don't wanna talk about it...

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Louisiana: *throws a packet of French dressing at Florida, in a French accent* French

Florida: AAAAA IT'S FRENCH!!!

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Florida: Oh, I thought you were committing arson without me

Gov: If I ever decide to commit arson, I'll call you

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Florida: Ah yes, my favorite crime, trespassing. I'm joking... it's not my favorite crime

Georgia: What is your favorite crime?

Florida: Arson!

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Arizona: Finally a good song

New Mexico: Then why do you keep playing bad ones?

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*Either someone brought up Pedro Pascal*

California: He's the daddiest of daddies.

Texas: Don't say that ever again.

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Maine: There are more animals on the planet than humans and just think you could have been born a crab, but you were born a human"

Maryland: I wish I was a crab, then I could be crabby all day long

Maine: I'm all ready crabby all day long

Maryland: Yeah but if you were a crab you could crawl around and pinch people *walks away sideways with hands held like pinchers*

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Alaska: Why are you getting cologne

Hawaii: I want to smell like a masc lesbian.

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California: I've had morning sickness for the past five years

Florida: Are you pregnant-

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Washington: You can choose what you eat, whether it's vegetables, meat, or ass.

Nevada: *dying laughing* That threw me off guard.

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New York: PA, your turn to tell a word that means something bad

Pennsylvania: Would you consider emotional manipulation bad?

New Jersey: Yeah, I mean no, it turns me on

Pennsylvania: I guess my mom will really turn you on then

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Tennessee: Don't panic but there's a spider on your-

Kentucky: *Proceeds to scream bloody murder*

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Virginia: *sniffs bread.*

Virginia: "It's sourdough."

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New York: You know I'm insane, right?

California: I'm aware, but I don't care. It's one of your redeeming qualities.

[floridasnatural]

Happy statehood Michigan!

January 26, 1837

[daily-table21]

Video: The Hot Dog Hoax

Status: Public

Link: The Hot Dog Hoax - YouTube

Date Posted: July 3rd 2021

[theywhoshantbenamed]

I love how annoying they are <3

And I appreciate all the suggestions I’ve been getting for this, too

Floui is next!!