#wtnv renovations

[taterdraws]

hm, is that microphone even connected to anything? 🤔🤨

[ID: A dramatic portrait in black and purple of Cecil Palmer in Night Vale episode 48. He stands within a purple frame, holding a mic and Khoshekh, and looks forward with three glowing purple eyes. A black angel with many eyes and a glitch effect of them hovers behind him. Around them is the text: “He is holding… a cat.” End ID]

[astoryaboutyou]

Many of you are still trapped in the Company Picnic. Others of you are trapped in the mistaken impressions of how your life should supposedly be, but that started long before this whole Strex thing.

[lovingly-lightbulbs]

OH FUCK YEAH, CECIL

[secretlyhuntokar]

Wtnv Ep 48 - Renovations

[dgoul]

WTNV RENOVATIONS EPISODE. WHHAAATTTT . this is simply genius. I'm stunned. too stunned to speak. in awe. wow. what. what

edit must say. the transition to the wtnv music to introduce back into the scene Cecil and delete the desert bluffs from it was genius. you barely notice it in the midst of the chaos . AND WHAT A TURN .

[kevin--of-desert-bluffs]

WTNV quick rundown - 126 - A Door Ajar, Part 3

This episode is co-written by Brie Williams and features the voice of Meg Bashwiner as Deb.

Read the rest here!

Always keep your eyes closed during a storm. Otherwise, your soul will get all wet and mildewy. Welcome to Night Vale.

The phantom ocean swept onto town and destroyed the entirity of Old Town NV. The floor victims are now living with host families, including the sailors from before who were given their own permenant housing and are excellant hosts. Nothing can be seen except the controversial roundabout (which caused weird effects when people attempted to yse it) which is glowing softly under the water.

All the marine biologists have gone missing, which the tourism board is delighted by as it means they can restart their project. They are eventually found in the scrub lands, well parts of them are.

Carlos admitted something was wrong but didn't want to talk about it, so Cecil has signed them up for couples councilling to both help Carlos share and to help himself with his paranoid and 'obsessing'.

The blobs of jelly the tourism board had in a tank have come together to make one giant blob of jelly which causes the tourism board to all flee. They abandon their plans for the expansion project and it's decided to seal the cube away so it doesn't summon a second phantom ocean.

Weather: “Clockwork Family” by Dan Warren

During the counselling session, Carlos reveals that he has seen a phantom ocean like this before and it had a terrible effect on him. Because of that he needed some space to process what was happening again and promises if he ever had a problem with Cecil or their relationship he would say so. Cecil is not happy with this and wants to know exactly what happened before. He eventually is made to understand that couples are allowed some secrets which doesn't mean anything about love or trust. That sometimes Carlos and even Cecil himself will need space to process and think away from the other and that Carlos may never want to talk about the phantom ocean.

Deb says they've discontinued eyeball donations and the entire DMV due to complaints about what sharing a consciousness entails for many.

When he was in 8th grade (what year? he doesn't remember. what did he look like then? he doesn't know) Cecil says he accidentally revealed to everyone during truth or dare that he was afraid of mirrors and had a crush on someone in the room (who? he doesn't remember. who was even there? no idea).

The tourism board is going to renovate Old Town NV.

Carlos just texted. “Come home now and I will do the opposite of push you away.” Well, maybe what I’m trying to say is: I've been on the air too long. I really should be getting home, like right now. Stay tuned next for bubblewrap being popped by rolling pins, meant to simulate the explosion of fireworks. Goodnight, Night Vale. Goodnight. 

Proverb: Pick a company and invest all your money in it. The absolute worst that could happen is that you’ll lose every cent and it would be terrifying and life-changing, so give it a shot.a

[tillxthexearthxstartsxtoxcrumble]

Relistening to one of my fav episodes of WTNV and getting excited all over again knowing how upset I was the first time

(Episode 48- Renovations)

I hated that the two of them were there and Cecil wasn't and then Cecil shows up in the coolest way ever and I still get excited

[heisholdingacat]

“No more euphemisms.

No more talking a r o u n d it.”

CECIL I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

[gloomiedyke]

I am listening to Welcome to Night Vale for the first time (I know I am very, very late) and I have NEVER been as pumped as I was listening to Renovations (48) for the first time.

What the FUCK that was so good. Just.

"He is holding a cat."

And then Cecil coming in all calm and badass after all this time.

And the weather was PERFECT holy HECK

I am just. So happy.

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Me in 2013, watching people blog about this relatively new podcast: I should catch up on Welcome to Night Vale

Me in 2015, seeing that someone in my dorm has a copy of the Night Vale novel: I should catch up on Welcome to Night Vale

Me in 2017, opening my podcast app to listen to The Adventure Zone: I should catch up on Welcome to Night Vale

Me in 2019, listening to TAZ Amnesty: I should catch up on Welcome to Night Vale

Me in early 2020, after binging four seasons of The Magnus Archives: I should catch up on Welcome to Night Vale

Me in 2022, re-listening to the first episode of Welcome to Night Vale because my friend's boyfriend had never heard it: I should catch up on Welcome to Night Vale

[agnes-come-back-challenge]

I’m relistening to Old Oak Doors and Kevin is actually the funniest fucking character ever written

Like,,,

Kevin: StrexCorp…StrexCorp was in the process of bringing together the two cities, but there was some…

Lauren: Miscommunication.

Kevin: Yessss. Thank you, Lauren. You’re so helpful with your words.

———

Kevin: Pteranodons are not dinosaurs, Lauren. They are arachnids.

———

Kevin: And hard work!

Lauren: Mmm. I’m pretty sure it’s implied that hard work is part of it, Kevin.

Kevin: I’m pretty sure I didn’t ask for your feedback.

———

And then in episode 47:

Lauren: I couldn’t agree more! I just want to vote for both of them.

Kevin: Me too! But you can’t! It’s very illegal. Do not try, or the lawbreaking will be dealt with.

And:

Lauren: Thanks Kev. Can I call you Kev?

Kevin: Haha! No, Lauren. By no means.

[mikehalters]

h-he's holding A CAT *cue WTNV intro music*

[astoryaboutyou]

We must continue to fight and resist. We must be the heroes we look for in others. We must no longer speak in code, but in action.

[irisbellemoon]

If they hurt kohekh and his kids I'll throw over strexcorp myself

[donttouchthevoid]

It's been nearly 3 years but I don't think anything will make me feel the same as the first time I ever heard the phrase "He is holding a cat"

[time-is-strange]

Re-Listen of WTNV

Me: *Listening to Renovations Ep 48*

Kevin: Which reminds me, there are some stray cats floating at various heights in the men’s room here at the station. They look to be about a year old. If you want them, come and get them before the demolition crew arrives this afternoon.

Lauren: Good point! I’ll send our producer Daniel in there to take some pictures of the little guys. We’ll post them to the website, and listeners can figure out which ones they want to take, and come and get them.

Me: Dumb Nuts! Everyone knows you’re not supposed to take pictures of cats! We learn this is EP 26!

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Lauren: I’ll ask Daniel to take care of it when he’s done photographing those doomed floating cats in the bathroom.

Me: Heh Doomed is right.

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Kevin? Why has Daniel not come back from taking pictures of the cats? That should not have taken this long. He’s very efficient.

Me: It is already too late, you fools.

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Cecil: I found StrexCorp’s former radio producer Daniel, lying dead – or…perhaps inoperative (I do not know if Daniel identified as organic or not) – outside the restrooms. Apparently no one ever told him the deadly consequences of taking photos of cats.

Me: HAHAHAHA!