#wtfjh

[jphilspace]

MPU101 - WTFJH

[drchange8]

Just witnessed some crazy shiznick... a female ,male and a child were getting pulled over by the police. The gutless male jumped out & ran. He left the female and child in the car. The female made a stupid decision and took off. This of course caused the officers to chase her down. She got only one block...smh... The police officer was stopping them because objects were sticking out of their trunk. Now the female is going to jail. The child is already in the car with a dhr representative..... #dumbshit #wtfjh (at Birmingham, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfsQTyxF7lW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[vocalimagery]

(via GIPHY) #blankstare

[kisshim]

i am simping over my best friend right now

oh shhhhh can he j come here and kiss me instead

[chombie]

Don't be afraid Don't be afraid We're with the stars Makeup @erickceballos_mua Hairstyle @makeup_sendymendez Model @mariajoseoficial.mx #iqfoto #beauty #shooting #sexy #makeupartist #makeup #colors #mylights #still scream #itwassomethingelse #confused #wtfjh #otherside #blowmymind #ifearthatlovemaynotbeenought #judy #mindfuck #silentdrive #nomoretacos #coop (en Carlos Mendez Salon)

[mediasres00]

119//365 Choosing second best every time. {May 16// 117} May 16, 2008 The endless panoramas of backdrops is only a glimpse of where my thoughts travel on any given day. As a new decade is upon me, I’ve had small moments of laughter about all the decisions I’ve made to end up at this point today. Life isn’t a ‘choose your own adventure’ novel as many decisions are never made alone, just for yourself and in many cases you are only a passenger or in the backseat watching it happen. The only truth in this ‘choose your own adventure’ novel is that you have absolutely no ability to see the outcomes of any given decisions you make in the moment, or which option would yield the ‘best outcome.’ Even when you achieve your ‘best outcome,’ it really is a limit of your minds view of what is possible. If you have achieved the outcome you desired, then I say you have failed and it wasn’t the best decision simply because the best outcomes should surprise you, be unplanned and unexpected, leaving you smiling or laughing with bedazzlement of magic of: how the heck did I pull that off and am standing here right now... [hand touching chin as you laugh, eyes wide open with sparkle]... WTFJH... it doesn’t matter because I’m feeling pretty spectacular. May 16, 2020 at 10:32AM

[n1dpsportswear]

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[maryjsnead]

Do you Agree? Injury accident + Attorney + Big Insurance = WTFJH

You may remember me talking about getting rear-ended by a kid who was driving illegally in October 2017, just before Halloween. It's still a pain in my ass, both literally and figuratively. This... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

[charmed-asylum]

I don’t know what worst there another freak part to this 3 part chapter that I’m running on 10% of battery life or that I’m stun out of words. No no no what the holy grail fuck just happen this is top 3 WTFJH who got shot who died she still tripping what happen to her why am I crying and screaming why why why what the fuck dem spiders mean this chapter. I hate Mouse I hate him w a passion . I hate her sister and I hate that she was as go do some shit that her mess up at the end I hate I’m at 6 % and I can’t rant bc shit was cray cray

Mount Everest Ain’t Got Shit On Us (Fezco x fem!reader, Part 16.) - The Final Problem, Part 2.

Description: You were always told that your life will be as you wish it to be if you’ll study enough. That it will pay off if you work hard. And some people were given you like a scary example of what will happen when you don’t obey. But sometimes it feels good to disobey.

A/N: Inspired by Formula and Nate Growing Up by Labrinth, composed for Euphoria’s original soundtrack.

Warnings: PCP usage, sexual harassment, murder, non-depicted death, violence, gun usage

Word count: 2 K

Read the rest here, babe:  PART 1  PART 2  PART 3  PART 4  PART 5  PART 6  PART 7  PART 8  PART 9  PART 10  PART 11  PART 12  PART 13  PART 14  PART 15

Masterlist and declaration: H E R E

Tagging: @charmed-asylum, @jeyramarie, @pantherxrogers, @analia-analia-analia​

Before you do anything bad for the first time, there’s that… Feeling. That sick feeling in your stomach which you can feel, but you can’t name.

You know. That feeling before you push your cat with its tail. When you puke in your toilette the first time because you drank for the first time. Before you lit up your first cigarette. Before you take the first pill.

It’s anticipation mixed with pure fear of the unknown. That’s what it is.

And you never had that feeling before going to Fezco’s. You never did - it was always the same neighborhood, same people around and your smiley face who opened up the door. But that night was not only freezing your ass.

That night was different. You could feel it in your bones. It was the car you didn’t know in front of his door. You watched it with a frown. You didn’t know that car.

Keep reading

[jmtorres]

ademska replied to your post:okay i don't wanna lead this discussion

man not to continue to be the annoying fandom pollyanna but… idt anyone went there. and stiles isn’t evil, he isn’t willow, he clearly ginny weasley: possessed, unwitting, and completely divorced in this from his sexuality

right so i may be potentially reacting to the story the way i would find it compelling rather than the story as it is because i was pretty disappointed that the reveal was stiles figuring out possessed by evil, not stiles has been quietly and efficiently putting down bad things and just not mentioning it to anyone because he doesn't want his friends and father in danger and sure the cat's out of the bag all the more reason not to tell them anything

i guess i am more interested in characters with agency than unwitting pawns? completely divorced from their sexuality

no wait in regards to their sexuality too

[radmilkshakepeach]

spacing out.. not remembering what happened. besides your kik going off and a pen in your hand.  wondering what happened... anixety is building up. trying to breathe but you can't stop shaking. you don't know how you feel anymore. you feel the wall around you are crashing. you feel like yourself is falling so fast that you won't be able to catch yourself

[chrisbulilan]

Jus received the dream watch of my life!! 😳😱😭 man look at the detail. I freakin' love it babe.⌚ #ingersoll #2013release #class #germandesign #deadhappy #swagturntup #wtfjh #fianceisthebest @niicckkyy17 #iloveyou (at Nicky's Place)

[wtfjh]

hmmm query

So, if two authors are working on a series together, how do we post it to AO3 so that we can both post to the series/edit the series etc? Do we need to mark all the stories co-authored to be able to do that?

Relatedly, I reposted werewolf-induced cuddle trauma to AO3 because it seemed relevant now that niq's put up Sleeping Arrangements.

[jmtorres]

Hiiii I'm bored. Also that kidfic idea sounds INSANELY ADORABLE do it.

it's set in wtfjh 'verse, so derek has offspring with Stiles and Stiles's boyfriend Drew--Drew is also Derek's boyfriend but Derek perpetually thinks of himself as the outsider to the relationship. like, i mean, fuck knows he practically lives with them by this point and by practically we mean he let Stiles punch a hole in spacetime between his and Drew's place in LA and the restored Hale house in Beacon Hills so Derek doesn't have to spend so much time driving considering he comes out like three days out of every week anyway. but Derek, yes, Derek is still in his own head you know, just tolerated. Like there was this one time Drew and Stiles came out to Beacon Hills and stayed with Stiles's dad on winter break and the Sheriff snagged Derek to have a word with him and Derek totally expected that word to be along the lines of "if you break my son's heart you will have parking tickets from here to eternity" and it turned out to be more along the lines of "welcome to the family" and "would you like a hug" when he started freaking out.

but so Derek, when they were discussing the getting of offspring--they asked him what he thought about kids and he said he liked them and sort of expected to be peripheral to the whole process like, uncle derek or something, and then when it came time for genetic donations Drew donated his sister's ovaries and Stiles looked at Derek and said "I'll flip you for it" and Derek said, "you... can have it?" and Stiles said, "I don't want it, I mean, I want the kid, I don't wanna do the deed though"

so in fact the parentage of Sprog 1 (we'll name her eventually) was determined by who LOST a round of rochambeau.

(sprog 1 does not process this fact for years. well, sprog 1 doesn't figure out that actual sex was involved in her conception until about age 12, when it horrifies her utterly; she thought she was done in vitro/surrogate like her younger siblings, sprog 2 and 3, the twins, whose creation she got to hear a lot about when she was like, 5.)

The Disney trip is actually directly related to sprog 2 & 3--by the way we'll name them eventually too, but right now all we know for sure is they are NOT named Flora and Fauna (in the tradition of Cora, Laura, et al), as Drew suggested, because Derek put his foot down about cutesy names for twins. Stiles was more philosophical about it, since kids will choose their own names anyway, but Derek, Derek who had been the most laidback parent and totally willing to let Stiles and Drew do all the heavy lifting with sprog 1, suddenly had OPINIONS

as it turned out, because he and Laura had been twins. they had consecutive birthdays--before and after midnight--he was the baby--and as a kid it always annoyed the shit out of him to have a) a joint birthday party on b) HER birthday. So Derek has all the opinions about twins

and Sprog 1 is super confused because the twins aren't even biologically his, they were cooked up from again Drew's sister's ovaries, and this time Stiles's contribution (and the reason they were doing in vitro/surrogacy this time is because Drew's sister said I REFUSE TO BE PREGNANT EVER AGAIN). Like why does her daddy care so much more about THEM, also they're not even BORN YET and they're RUINING EVERYTHING oh my god, 5 yo sibling drama

I mean, how the fuck could she know about Derek being a twin, like, he never really talks about his family and how they're all dead, so

anyway they promised Sprog 1 the Disneyland trip as a "look! we still love you honey!" thing. except they made her wait until she was tall enough to ride most of the rides, so there was a long summer of measure me! am I tall enough now! how about now!

I suspect both Stiles and Derek were sneakily doing sneaky magic things to make her grow faster. Drew figured it out and was like so we'll introduce her to caffeine as a teenager and stunt her growth, it'll be fine. you dorks. I mean, I think Derek was operating out of a real sense of guilt, like, he really wanted to make Sprog 1 happy sooner to make up for it seeming like he didn't care. I think Stiles just wanted to go to Disneyland sooner.

but so Sprog 1 makes Derek wear the pinkest sparkliest mouse ears in the ear shop. Derek nixes the bridal veil on principle but has no objection to the sequined frou. Drew makes grabby hands at a pair of purple cat print ears with a FEATHER, and Stiles gets an R2-D2 ear hat. She makes Derek ride all the scary rides with her and wants to do the coasters with Stiles and then like halfway through the afternoon gets tired in that way kids do where she doesn't want to leave but she's too tired to walk and she makes Derek carry her and Derek, you know, werewolf strength, it's not actually a big deal, so he's just got her snugged up on his hip, arm around her, walking around half the park, and occasionally being like wake up honey do you wanna ride the ride we got to the front of the line, and Stiles is like, I thought we agreed she had to STAND in line if she wanted to ride the rides, and Derek says that's a dumb rule and does Stiles plan to stand in line with her again because Derek is not going to and refuses on principle to enforce rules that only punish him

(random things about Sprog 1: when she was very young she wanted to know why she couldn't be a werewolf like her daddy and Derek told her she could if she still wanted to when she was older, so she's happily announced to her preschool teacher that her daddy is a werewolf and she will be too when she grows up. when her teenage years are actually looming and they can tell how much like Derek she is in personality--and i mean, some of the way Derek is, is trauma, and some is just innate pessimism, and Drew pointed out that even if they protected her from all trauma, she'd have ennui, so Derek decided to hand her a focus for her angst by offering her the werewolf choice again, with all the problems that went with it laid out in detail. so she could spend a while angsting about if she actually wanted to do it and if she did she could spend a while trying really hard to werewolf good. also she grows up to be freaking gorgeous because, genes, and Derek is kind of terrified of that upcoming period of her life; he remembers--he tends to block of some of his own issues, but he remembers what it was like for Laura.)

[jmtorres]

still waiting for teen wolf

in the meantime would anyone like to chat at me about anything

niq and i went to disneyland this weekend and ended up with adorable kidfic involving derek wearing the sparkly pink mouse ears for his daughter

also we casually unfridged heather for the hell of it

[jmtorres]

Rrrgh, okay, I think Tumblr is eating my response to your post about Stiles swearing. If it did get through there, then feel free to ignore this. What I was trying to say is that I was raised atheist with a family background of secular Judaism (I'm still an atheist, btw) and I do use versions of "Jesus Christ"/"God" for swearing pretty often. I'm actually trying to change that habit, but it's really easy to fall into. And as you point out, a good equivalent isn't clear. None of which means

cont'd

(Pt 2, I hate Tumblr) None of which means anything about how you should write Stiles, of course -- I could see an argument that the swearing would make him seem default-Christian to the reader, for instance. But I figured the data point might be interesting. And in semi-related news, I would totally fail visiting the Camdens.

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Ha, okay, and then I read further back on my dash and saw your mention of not using other people's gods on principle, which makes sense and kind of wipes out my previous message, so nvm.

Heh okay so a) yeah tumblr is weird if you reply to a post twice it appears to eat the original reply. Both replies appear on my dash and in my email, but the first become invisible to other users

b) for the record the earlier comment about not using other people's gods on principle was in reference to me, not Stiles! it's something i'm working on--jesus fucking christ is clearly reflexive for me as well, i too am trying to kick that habit but it's haaaaaard.

changed stiles's in fic to what the fucking hell, leaving him with "oh my god" intact because that's pretty well established in canon and seems... potentially nonspecific? (I remember a time in the early oughts when a major sign of Mary Sueism was characters saying "oh gods" instead of "oh god." Yet for Stiles working through magic stuff it MIGHT BE RELEVANT.)

I feel like Stiles's main failure at visiting the Camdens is not anticipating how actually batshit they are. Like Derek keeps having arguments with them that Stiles is like why does this matter for the week we are here but Derek is determined to stick to his guns and not let them guilt him into anything.