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In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#bg3 tav#my art#gabby plays bg3#shadowheart#and#lae'zel#are also here#anyway tag ramble time just got the romance scene where you can hug him and on my knees.....this guy.....#astarion: hey i was kinda sleeping with you to save my ass but turns out im feeling real emotions now#matt marja: wtf. me too. this is so embarrassing for both of us we're idiots [tenderly hold hands]#i thought up matt for a campaign we may or may not play last year and deciding to play him in bg3 because i thought it would be funny#to put him against this guy who seemingly has many of his same issues. Best idea i've ever had. the emotional catharsis im experiencing#matt marja
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i’m slowly going full clown and i’m ok with that
#ramble#alternative#every time i do no brows i get at least one ‘wtf happened to your eyebrows’#and i get to say that they’re not real akdjdjdj#they’ve never been real life is an illusion#maybe my breakup will be the push i need to become a drag artist
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selfish, selfish, selfish adults
#just in time for valentines lmao#that toxic yuri went CRAZYYYY#wtf was up with rose and that anime ass pose#is this shit genetic?#she’s become her father#jesus CHRIST candy#kanaya my beloved#you deserve so so so much more#jade…#and tavvy appreciation time#that mf in the corner holding two pepiss not knowing what to do- same brother#also yiffy keepin it real lets go#but aye that art was so MMMMMMMMmmm tasty#hurly art#upd8#homestuck upd8#hsbc upd8#homestuck update#hs:bc#homestuck#homestuck art#kanaya maryam#homestuck kanaya#rose lalonde#homestuck rose#jade harley#homestuck jade#yiffany longstocking lalonde harley#hom3stuck#hsbc
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~trauma buddies~
based on this meme
#I actually don't know who the og artist is for this meme is#so if anybody does know please tell me so i can credit them#but yeah I feel like this meme sums up the two relationship#I've been on that real sloop grind recently#I think about them a lot#also loop hard to draw wtf#in stars and time#isat#isat siffrin#isat loop#siffrin#loop#isat sloop#sloop
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so i fell off the face of the earth for 3 months
anyway yesterday was cold and wet and yucky so here's a Petrikov (and Marcy) to share my feelings on the cold wet yucky yesterday
#adventure time#simon petrikov#marceline abadeer#fionna and cake#adventure time fanart#art#fanart#for the first time in my life im having to like#actually deal with the Real World myself??#literally had more drama in the past 3 months than my entire life combined#adulting is wild wtf#moth ramblings#sort of
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this was what their dr:s interaction was originally gonna be. trust me. i’m mr. danganronpa
(no cuz seriously. how are you gonna have them interact and then forget that hiroko canonically has a bit of a thing for takaaki?) (i say this like the dr:s writers even knew who the other captives were)
#tbh this is similar to how i feel hiroko’s initial flirting attempts with takaaki would go#her trying to stick to her more subtle way of giving him signals and relying on her ‘woman’s charm’ and him just. not getting it (autism)#it’s not like takaaki WASNT interested in her (he admired her determination to help others. and he thought she was very pretty)#but he just had a hard time expressing those feelings. if he ever did.#but anyways. hiroko initially catches onto his way of thinking and changes her approach to something much more straightforward and earnest#* ‘eventually’ not ‘initially’ wtf-#and he’s just like WOAH- where did this come from?? and she’s just like. bro. i’ve been flirting with you this whole time.#like how did you become a detective?? it was so obvious. i’d be more annoyed if i didn’t like you#and then they lived happily ever after the end#i could go into how she didn’t have to rely on what she thinks guys like about her to get him to like her#and how he had constantly been told by everyone that he’s horrible and unworthy of love only to find out that’s not the case in her eyes#and how that kinda fucks with them both. but uhhhhh-#sorry. i didn’t mean for this to become me just rambling about takoko. they’re a cute mom and dad ship what can i say?#also i love kiyotaka and yasuhiro so the step-brother dynamic is very real and very fun#anyways. right fandom tags#danganronpa#kiyotaka ishimaru#hiroko hagakure#takoko#doodlepuff
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late night aventurine drawing instead of sleeping early for a 7am PE class tomorrow
#bruh i cant stop thinking abt him wtf#the brainrot is real#why does the motivation to draw always have to come at the wrong time too T_T#aventurine#hsr aventurine#rkgk#rkgkillust#doodle#honkai star rail#hsr#myart
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#Alan Wake#Alex Casey#Mr Door#Sam Lake#Old Gods of Asgard#them boys bustin moves#I still think of this part at least a few times a day#Mr Door having the time of his life#Alan is all 'wtf'#Alex/Sam is just blank faced#if it were the real Alex he'd be dying inside
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That viral post that's going around about how people who write "book quality" mlm fic are too "normal" to publish and have real jobs so only "weird" people publish their "shitty" fanfic is so completely out of touch with reality and I am giving a massive side eye to everyone reblogging it.
Not only is it completely, easily verifiably untrue (you cannot enter any professional writing space without tripping over a dozen grizzled scifi writers who got their start by filing off the serial numbers and publishing their Star Trek fanfic even going back decades ago??? it's a whole thing?? plus how can you look at the mlm category on Amazon right now and say with a straight face that people aren't publishing shitty Spirk and Stucky fanfic??? Oh, honey...) it's also the perfect example of this kind of sneering elitism that true artists would never sully themselves by seeking profit, they do it only for the purity of the thing that always somehow leads back to, "no one should be paid to make art, actually."
The only reason you're seeing more published fanfic right now has nothing to do with the idealistic purity of your hypothetical government employee written smut of the past vs the debased scribbles of those awful straights of today and everything to do with the fact that a) self-publishing has created a voracious readership that wants a ton of content so it's become a viable, flexible income stream for many, especially disabled people b) anyone can publish now with self-publishing tools so there are less gatekeepers and c) lockdown got a lot of people into fandom and therefore writing who never tried it before.
And if you really think there's no "shitty" published mlm and no "book-quality" m/f writing out there that started as fanfic, then you are clearly not a reader so why are you even talking about this?
#love how they manipulated people into spreading that post by making it seem like a cishet vs gay thing#when the real message is OP thinks trying to sell your writing is cringe and 'weird' and 'normal people' with jobs would never#which would of course never have flown on the fandom website#so they played into the queer shipping is purer than cishet shipping puriteen thing#and it worked!#because my god people are gullible#this is the direct pipeline that leads to AI thievery#''normal' people write for the joy of it anyway so why do you need pay? you are just greedy and 'weird'!'#'oh no this isn't about who we get to call cringe and who gets to profit from art it's about um...#(quick what's a hated m/f ship?).. oh uh 'shitty' REYLO#and not our super pure uh... (spirk is still popular right? lets throw in that avengers one too to make it seem timely) stucky!'#I'm sorry if I have no sense of humor about this but the year is 2024 and people are still way too ready to sneer#about writers trying to earn a fucking living in the shittiest timeline#and i need you to look deep into yourself and ask you why it's so important to you to tell yourself that only people writing what you like#are 'normal' with real jobs and to vilify everyone else as 'weird' and 'shitty'#for trying to make an income during a financial fucking crisis#i would say sorry for ranting about this but I'm not sorry because wtf#write whatever you want#publish whatever you want#there is no moral fucking purity in what the content is#and one thing certainly doesn't make you more 'weird' or 'normal' than the other#like there is soooo much shitty mlm that started as fanfic???#that post is 100% OP made up some guys to get mad about and called them relyos for the clicks#writing#publishing#writblr#writeblr#i wasn't going to tag this anything but you know what fuck it I'm mad#i had like 5 more tags but tumblr cut me off which is fair 😅#fan fiction
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not me being in a puddle of tears because Cherry Magic TH predicted marriage equality kjdhsgd help???? 😭😭😭
#cherry magic th#karanachi#THEYRE GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW#time travelling is real#im legit crying wtf is this#AAAHHHHHHHH#on that note happy pride month and happy marriage equality 🥹🥹🥹
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SL spoilers lmao///
#slart#trafficblr#jimmy solidarity#martyn inthelittlewood#secret life spoilers#secret life#slsmp#slsmp spoilers#seablings#property police#sorry i didnt have time to color but i thought it was such a goofy scene#WHY DID THEY GO TO THE END. WHY#dialogue is off I KNOW. I watched Jimmys ep and then went to draw it ok sorry#lizzie was actually so real for that bc i too would watch my brother be thrown 50 blocks into a pillar and die and go#wtf did you guys see that that was almost me... jeez#itlwart#solidaritygaming#solidarity fanart#lizzie ldshadowlady#ldshadowlady fanart#ldshadowlady
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jaemin smut + fluff
“What? Does that feel good?”
You squirmed under Jaemin’s sensual gaze. He smiled as his fingers continued to lightly stroke your inner thighs, creeping agonizingly slowly to where you wanted him most.
He had been teasing you all night, painstakingly exploring and massaging every inch of your body, searching for the places that made you shiver and sigh and beg for him.
“Tell me what you need, pretty girl…” he murmured, enticing a needy whimper from your lips.
“Please, touch me,” you whispered. Jaemin smirked, pleased at your eagerness to follow his directions.
“I’ve been touching you all night, where do you want me now?”
His fingers ghosted across your covered core, gently circling your sensitive bud before pulling back.
“Here?” He murmured, hovering just millimeters from your entrance.
You gasped and nodded quickly, lifting your hips to meet his fingers, longing for the suddenly lost friction.
“Use your words, baby,” Jaemin whispered, leaning in close to press his lips to your neck.
“Jaemin, please, r-right there…” you mumbled, slipping your fingers in his soft hair, keeping him close. You could feel him smile against your skin.
“That wasn’t so hard, now was it?” He teased, returning his fingers to your waiting heat.
His long fingers rubbed against you before slipping underneath your soaked panties to make contact with your dripping entrance. It didn’t take him long to find your swollen bud and swiftly start to tease out of you a breathless moan.
His mouth began to suck on your exposed neck, soothing the raw, bruised skin with the tip of his tongue before slipping steadily downward. Jaemin slowly pressed hot kisses down your chest, hands reaching behind you to unclip your bra and shed you of your restrictive garments.
Your nipples hardened in the cool night air, already stiff with arousal at Jaemin’s teasing earlier. Your boyfriend wasted no time in relishing each with attention, his plush lips sucking and nipping at your breasts, his fingers reaching up to tug at the right side while his mouth pleasured the left.
His talented mouth pulled another, slightly higher-pitched moan from your parted lips.
“God, you’re so beautiful,” he whispered, trailing his soft kisses down your stomach and stopping right before your dripping cunt.
You shifted your hips again, longing for him to continue. Big brown eyes looked up at you, lidded with desire but still full of devilish joy.
He never broke eye contact with you as he began to suck at your inner thighs again, biting and nipping the soft flesh until you felt like you could scream.
“J-Jaemin, please don’t tease,” you moaned, breathless and blushing with unbridled arousal.
“You know I always take care of you, Y/N…” he murmured, quickly flicking his tongue across your clit before pulling away again.
“N-No,” you practically sobbed as he positioned your thighs over his broad shoulders. “Please, please…”
Jaemin smirked before diving into your aching core with reckless abandon.
His pouted lips closed around your sensitive peak, sucking hard enough to make your vision blur before alternating in soft, fluttering licks that made you buck your hips up off the mattress.
“J-Jaemin, oh god…” you moaned loudly, unable to swallow your cries of pleasure as his talented tongue worked over your core.
“I-I’m gonna, I’m—“ you cried out as your orgasm ripped through your body, pulsating around Jaemin’s tongue. He showed no signs of stopping as he continued to stimulate you through your high.
You tried to pull away as the sensations became too strong, but he held your thighs closer and kept up his pace.
“J-Jaemin, too much, I can’t—“
“You can take it, pretty girl. Just one more, okay?”
Soon, you felt a pleasurable knot start to form again in your stomach, desperate to release with each flutter of his wet muscle.
Your breathing became ragged as you chased your second high on his face. You shuddered again and Jaemin smiled as you fell limp in his arms, your chest still heaving with each labored breath.
“Good girl,” he murmured, massaging your thighs and leaning up to place a chaste kiss on your forehead. You wrapped your arms around his back to keep him close to you.
“I love you. So, so much,” you whispered, holding him tightly. Jaemin smiled.
“I love you too, sweet girl.”
Jaemin leaned in and kissed you, hard and passionate before gazing at you with a handsome smirk.
“Think you can do one more for me?”
#jaemin smut#jaemin#nct dream#nct timestamps#nct dream smut#nct smut#jaemin fluff#nct dream fluff#nct drabble#nct dream drabbles#nct dream reactions#nct scenarios#nct dream scenarios#WOW WTF WAS THIS#you are watching me cheat on bbh in real time#idk where tf this came from but tbh I’m not mad at it#also not a request#no one asked for this#but here it is#enjoy!!!!#sof’s nct writing ✍🏻
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Mfs be asking me what I'm listening to in class and I gotta pull something out my ass because I'm not gonna tell my professor that I'm listening to a blonde rat getting choked out by an emo bitch with a chain
#yuurivoice#yuurivoice memes#yuurivoice bittersweet#yuurivoice charlie#yuurivoice seth#yuurivoice alphonse#Nah because imagine being charlie 💀#he is so real for hiding fuck all dat im getting the fuck out of there#still can't get over the way Alphonse grabbed his face and told him to say hi to Seth oh hell no 😭#I'd piss myself wtf was that demon time shit 😭 Alphonse and Auron was putting in the work that whole chapter 💀#the big As stand on business and i can respect that 💀#ive been yapping too much in these tags fr 😭
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Yapper, yapper, yapper and judger
#yakuza#like a dragon#infinite wealth#ichiban kasuga#koichi adachi#chitose fujinomiya#eric tomizawa#crying wtf are they talking about 😭😭#adachi’s four!! dollars!! gets me every time#tomi u r so real#talking
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#im lazy as hell#4 boxes in i lost my mind hahaha#megastar#im rewatching g1#ill draw better latee trust me#i just need to learn how to draw#hes supposed to be kissing the gun i uhhhh couldnt portray that so take my word for it#maccadam#transformers#anyways how yall nerds doing? i found my megatron figurine that survived getting ran over by a car. hes on my desk now.#anyways on the topic of g1 WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE TWO????#you ever see some shit like damn i hope you two die together#they give me secondhand cringe. head in hands i cant be near these deranged mfs#5 years ago ppl tried to pressure me away from this ship lmao#megatron#starscream#dawg im being ran through by my workload.#wanna hear another very real problem i have? so im a starscream fan since i was like 7. always a ss fan#and one time when i was a teen my mom accidentally ran over my megatron toy with her car so i begged my parents for a model kit#ss was out of stock for years so i got tc. i bought that for $24 and it was all chill#recently i was thinking i want the entire dumbass squad. all 3. i checked the price#$58??? MINIMUM???? AVG PRICE IS 70???? for HIM???#so what i need yall to do is i need a recs so i can infiltrate hasbro and character assassinate ss so bad the merch price drops back to $30#for the small cost of 20 rec letters i promise to destroy the franchise. how about it? then we can all get merch for better prices. cool!#or we can start a gofund me and raise millions so i can become an investor and tell them to lower prices from outside the club#maybe i should email the board. some shit like hey i was planning on having kids but i cant if the toys cost as much as the hospital bill#can you lower the prices so i can buy my future kids toys so i can indoctrinate them like my dad indoctrinated me to become a lifelong fan#sincerely. two generations of TF fans (your franchise isnt that old yet and i hope my kids can afford to be the third gen)
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cant explain why but diomedes has the vibe of “guy who has put all his social skills into 2 maybe 3 situations.” you put him on the battlefield or in meetings with the other kings and hes killin it but if you put a child in front of him and he just bluescreens
#proof: that time he talks to glaucus and goes ARE YOU GOD? to which glaucus goes ‘no wtf???’#telemachus: diomedes i scraped my knee :(#diomedes: take heart young son of odysseus for the pain is temporary and you will persevere#telemachus (baffled): the fuck?#its crucial to me that telemachus walks away from every convo w diomedes like. hes so cool but has he ever spoken to a real person before#diomedes#the iliad
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