#wtf robert

[shinythingsarecool]

love how tma (and also tmagp) are sometimes like "hey, here is a well known historical figure, but in THIS universe, he's actually a fucked up spooky little guy who does weird creepy shit"

and then we EAT THAT SHIT UPPP

[thankstothe]

workplace homicide

[guinevereslancelot]

what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

[emo-batboy]

I'm sorry but your taste in Bruce Wayne is horrible. None of those guys in the pictures have what it takes to be a Bruce Wayne. They can be a Robin or something but they're so young. They're also all so ... Well I know Bruce is white but your picks are like obnoxiously white looks wise I'm really sorry I don't know how to describe it but you picked the a Bruce Wayne so bad I had to say it in some way shape or form. Wishing better taste upon you

Do you…do you not know about Matt Reeves’ The Batman?

[sarcasstic-jpmvr]

wait so NO ONE was gonna TELL me that WILSON buying HOUSE a fucking ORGAN was CANON????

I WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF MY TELLIE

SLACK JAWED

WATCHING HOUSE PLAY SOME FANCY BLUES

ON THE ORGAN

THAT WILSON BOUGHT HIM

AFTER I HAD READ A FANFIC WHERE THAT HAPPENED

I didn’t think it could get any gayer

BUT IT FUKCING DID Y’ALL

aAAAAAhhHhhHagHhsbfigenbaifbgoabavdiovfbi

[theoryandahalf]

Matpat's Retirement Party low key reminded me of a middle school dance, but that is the energy he brings to the world and I love that for him.

[iwmflbb]

Family/friends : how's life going?

Me : HAHAHAHA....Well...

[lemongrablothbrok]

The world may never see so much fantastic hair in one place ever again.

[iriily]

Every single episode Chase's Australian accent hits me like a truck

[misschangeable]

me

[sidneyprescottswhore]

of course, i havent written fluff in a good minute so idk if it will be good

warnings: nsfw, fluff at the end, mommy kink, age gap (reader is 22, sidney is 32), fingering, getting caught, milf! sidney prescott, dom! sidney prescott

your orgasm crashed into you making you lunge forward. the bottles of soap and facewash fell to the ground, sidney didn’t care. she knew jill wouldn’t hear so she was just fucking into your wet cunt as fast as she could.

it wasn’t until after your orgasm hit that you heard the noise of a knock at the door, immediately sidney pulled her fingers out of you.

sidney opened the door but only to where you could see her face. while her hand moved to your mouth. you knew what this meant, so you took her fingers into your mouth and sucked them clean, listening to the conversation.

“are you done in there? you could hear jill ask, she pushed the door open slightly which had made sidney hold open the door with a stronger force.

“no, ill text you when i am. i’m gonna shower,” as sidney turned to shut the door jill replied

“i know you’re fucking y/n. and you guys are terrible at hiding it.” jill responded with a slight giggle at the end.

both of your eyes widened, sidney still tried to deny it.

“what are you talking about?” she scoffed, the temptation to just slam the door on her face and hide in here forever burning inside her.

“sidney im not stupid. i came down here for a snack and all i here is ‘mommy this mommy that’ if you think i care that you’re fucking her i don’t… just try to hide it better next time. don’t really want catching my cousin and my best friend fucking to be a normal occurrence.” jill said, she laughed it off as she went back upstairs

you felt like you were gonna die, no way she heard all of that.

when sidney shut the door, she turned ti you and immediately started laughing.

“no way-“ she couldn’t breathe from the laughter, making you laugh too. i mean, if she didn’t care, then why should the two of you be embarrassed?

you went upstairs to jills room after you changed your clothes and washed up, she was watching a movie.

“there you are! now tell me, what was that about mommy?” jill questioned, giggling again.

“i swear, if you mention that from now on i’ll probably kill myself” you sulked into the wall.

“nono, okay but for real, was she good?” she asked

“jill!” you cried.

[royphobia]

HATZGANG DRAWINGS I DID ON STRAWPAGE FOR MY FRIEND THAT IM RLLY PROUD OF! the roy one was more non srs LOL

i tested out stuff on these :33

ive finally posted after a bit ooops

[staud]

bill hoosier smith (3/x favorite hbo war scenes)

[deancasforcutie]

Thinking about how we always call this "the confession scene" yet the script only calls his expression of self-doubt a Confession, but his expression of love a Declaration. And what a difference that makes - whatever baggage makes us unconsciously associate coming out with an admission of guilt is not the story's; queer love, Supernatural says, is joy and peace and the deepest Truth that saves us from Death.

To quote Mary Cappello, "Queer memoirs should refuse to confess. There is nothing to confess. As a lapsed Catholic, I try daily at least to exit the confessional if I cannot burn it to the ground. So the memoir poses very important questions and narrative challenges to me as a lesbian narrator: Is it possible to narrate sexuality, especially when that sexuality is a prohibited one, without reproducing a discourse of disclosure, causality, or defensiveness against pathologization?"

Cas may have "never found an answer" until overcoming doubt, but Berens did: we don't confess our truth like it's in fact the point of shame we've been led to believe ("the same way our enemies see you," anyone?) but declare it to find peace in ourselves. And everyone who knows that, sees it: through self-love we make our own Garden.

[killerqueenhetfield]

Can I just say that I’m actually in love with them

[patrick-zweigs]

why were they about to fuck