#wtf is happening in the replies

[ofmymuses]

friendly reminder that i don't care what your muse does to mine!! kiss them, fight them, throw a drink in their face, hold a knife to their throat.. you don't have to dm me for permission beforehand but please remember that my muse will react accordingly ♡♡ i think pushing limits and pushing buttons is a lot of fun but always keep in mind that they won't just sit there and take it, yanno?

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: Can we try making a nuke real quick? [Abuelito the Capybara shakes its head] No? Is that a bad idea?

Phil: Ok, so it's not- it's not- Right, Abuelito, it's not–

[Abuelito flashes a nuke 💣☢️]

Foolish: Wait– What the fck is that? Wait–

Ironmouse: WHAT THE– HUH???

Foolish: What the fck was that?!

Phil: What?

Foolish: Did you see that?!

Phil: No?

Ironmouse: WHAT WAS THAT?!

[Abuelito starts building with TNT blocks]

Foolish: Wait– Abuelito just carries a rocket in his pocket!

Ironmouse: [Giggles]

Phil: Fireworks?

[hourcat]

trick or treat >:3

trick or treat, olya my darling!!!!!

hee hee. for you, i'll whip up a brand new special lil treat after today's shenanigans <3

"pierre," charles giggles breathlessly, leaning heavily against the reclining chair in the jet's back room, "we should probably get back to playing chess before fred notices we're gone." it was an offer he made out of guilt after the race--an apology even though he knows he's the last person who should be sorry. he hadn't expected fred to take him up on it--

--but he hadn't expected for pierre to go along with it after learning of their in-flight guest, either.

pierre, who grumbles a complaint into his jaw, teeth scraping deliciously against the faint scruff charles hasn't shaved away yet. "he is too busy going over data," is the halfhearted reply he gets before receiving another wet, shapeless kiss. helpless, charles giggles again--he's getting loud but he can't help it, it's pierre. they shouldn't be doing this on a flight from one race to the next, let alone with his team principal a very short distance away, but...

"pierre," charles repeats, and then stops because pierre catches him in another kiss, hot and heavy as their combined weight sinks them even further back. it's been a long weekend, and it's only the first race of a triple-header, and charles is too exhausted handling his team to think about anything outside of himself--his body, his mind, his heart, all of which are singing pierre gasly's name in perfect unison. they shouldn't be doing this right now, but there's nothing else charles would rather be doing than this: kissing pierre, letting pierre sink onto his lap and slide his hand under the elastic of his sweats, feeling the rumble of pierre's laughter from how close their chests are pressed together.

"charlo," pierre murmurs when he pulls away, devilish look in his eyes, "do you want to go back and play more chess?"

"no," charles confesses immediately. he doesn't even have the wherewithal to be ashamed at how quickly it comes out, because pierre's hand closes warmly around him and the world whites out. only pierre is left.

pierre, pierre, pierre.

[crimeronan]

the concept of any of the good bl adults coming to find hunter and luz in the worst timeline without vee is very funny to me like.

darius shows up at the door and luz practically screams his name with delight and when hunter sees him they hug?? and poor camila has no clue what the fuck to do abt this.

is this man from the cult. is he the cult leader. did HE lock them in the basement for thirteen years. should she be beating him half to death. should she say hi and shake his hands. should she call the police. what the fuck is up with his hair. ?? why is he thanking camila for taking care of them??? is he another cult escapee?????? wait- THE EARS?

Scream. camila so rapidly doing calculations in her head like "okay, luz clearly isn't afraid of this man, this definitely Isn't the person who scarred and tried to kill hunter. but she obviously knows him very well and he's about my age, he was definitely an adult when she was kidnapped, was he..... has their cult been kidnapping Multiple Generations Of Child???? was this guy also kidnapped as a kid?? did he genuinely take care of them or have luz and hunter just developed stockholm syndrome for the kinder-seeming 'good cop' kidnapper??"

and she gets through all of this before being like "wait a second. why do he and hunter have the same fucking ears."

[j-crow]

stalking peoples blogs is soooo entertaining

[girlhorse]

literally had a group of people on Twitter harass me and send death threats because i. Checks notes. ship sora and riku. apparently im not allowed anymore bc im too old.

[byanyan]

love when one tiny shitty thing is enough to fuck an otherwise okay night :/

[spockasmr]

they better not kill him off <- clueless

[randomnameless]

Eh, i'm not sure i agree with the point about needing to have scenes where characters who did bad things apologize to the people they've hurt, especially when it can be inferred that they did so off-screen; Iruka wasn't in the war, Kurama and Naruto only go back to the Leaf after a timeskip, and then there's a 12-year timeskip in chapter 700, and Kurama could have easily apologized to Iruka for what he did during either of those timeskips, especially after Naruto reignited his faith in humanity. Characters can change, regret bad things they've done, and apologize to the people hurt by said bad actions, and i don't think it's necessary to have scenes where they list off all their regrets and apologize to everyone they hurt on-screen.

Also, i don't recall there being any proof Obito had anything to do with starting the Blood Mist tradition, though i could be wrong on that.

Also also, i don't remember the scene very well, but it's fine for Naruto to call Kurama a brother after they spent 12 years being on very good terms and the two of them being nothing but helpful to each other; it's bad if he says that he was one of his first bonds, sure, since that's blatantly wrong, but if he just said that he grew a close attachment to Kurama after all they went through in the og series, that seems perfectly fine to me.

In regards to the Raikage scene, Naruto wasn't arguing that he should forgive Sasuke outright, just that he shouldn't go out and kill him because that'd just cause the people in the Leaf who still cared about Sasuke to hold a grudge against the Cloud, which could spiral into something much worse given enough time; he never tells Ay that Sasuke should go completely unpunished for what he did, just that there's no reason to put out a kill-on-sight order on him.

With the convo between Naruto and Nagato, while it is kinda underwhelming, i think it still works decently, though not as well as Obito's; Nagato's worldview had just been shattered by not only being beaten despite considering himself an almighty god above humanity, but also by Naruto, someone whose life he'd just ruined and who admitted to hating him, refusing to act on his anger and wanting to listen to his side of the story, before proclaiming that he'd find a way to succeed where Nagato had failed and end the cycle of hatred. While it's a bit of a stretch that being proven wrong about being above humanity and seeing one counter-example to his theory that people can't truly understand each other and will always fall back on their anger caused him to change his mind as much as he did, i wouldn't call it a “bad” convo.

It's long so I'll put it under a cut!

Eh, i'm not sure i agree with the point about needing to have scenes where characters who did bad things apologize to the people they've hurt, especially when it can be inferred that they did so off-screen; Iruka wasn't in the war, Kurama and Naruto only go back to the Leaf after a timeskip, and then there's a 12-year timeskip in chapter 700, and Kurama could have easily apologized to Iruka for what he did during either of those timeskips, especially after Naruto reignited his faith in humanity.

Sure anon, but imo, it reads as another dark spot against Kishi's manga -

There wasn't enough screentime for the victims to gain reparation, but we always had the adequate screentime to get the villain's backstory?

As I said in an earlier post, we're eons away from Part 1 Gaara who, just after being beaten by Naruto, apologises to Temari and Kankuro while they're taking him away.

The anime and the manga are different, I know, but even Pierrot (who did wonders for this verse!) had time to show Ino'n'Sakura arguing about a trinket to offer to Naruto and Hinata for their wedding, but no time for, idk, while Naruto isn't sure he should ask Iruka if he can act as his "father figure", Kurama trying to resolve the situation and/or thinking he might be the problem because he killed Iruka's parents all those years ago and deciding to apologise for doing so - with Iruka basically rehearsing what he said in the very first chapter, Naruto is Naruto and Kurama is Kurama, he would have came to the wedding regardless of anything, but he is glad Kurama is now someone who can worry for others like Naruto, and not only the person who killed his parents -

I mean, something, anything else than "and they made up off screen during the timeskip when Naruto gave free wifi access to Konoha".

Also, i don't recall there being any proof Obito had anything to do with starting the Blood Mist tradition, though i could be wrong on that.

I've checked the wiki (i know :() but I was under the impression the Bloody Mist era started when Yagura was the 4th Mizukage? And when we know Yagura was manipulated through Genjustu by Obito...

It's funny because in Boruto we have his grandson (?) who says his family was basically ostracised in the Mist because of Yagura's actions - I guess no one told him or the people of the Mist that Yagura wasn't the demon and despot everyone remembers him as, he was acting like this because he was being controlled ? By Obito?

Grandson dies in the Boruto plot, so hopefully, no one will ever give a fuck about this "who did the Bloody Mist" anymore.

In regards to the Raikage scene, Naruto wasn't arguing that he should forgive Sasuke outright, just that he shouldn't go out and kill him because that'd just cause the people in the Leaf who still cared about Sasuke to hold a grudge against the Cloud, which could spiral into something much worse given enough time; he never tells Ay that Sasuke should go completely unpunished for what he did, just that there's no reason to put out a kill-on-sight order on him.

My Bad, I misremembered!

However, Naruto's pleas are completely worthless because, while I know "death for death" isn't solving anything, Ay's brother was killed by a member of Akatsuki - the same organisation Konoha (and Naruto himself!) has been hunting for years know.

Sasuke's situation is a bit complex, but usually, the second someone joins the Akatsuki, they're a missing nin, a criminal and are marked as threats who have to be supressed.

Sure Hidan'n'Kakuzu happened before Naruto talked to Pain, but I doubt Naruto stopped by the village of Waterfall to talk to people who loved Kakuzu to "break the cycle of hatred" and not take revenge on Konoha.

I don't remember if it's during this moment or later, but Naruto basically pleads for Ay to apply a double standard because Sasuke is his friend.

This is where Naruto as a manga completely fails, and the issue that brought this entire discussion lol - characters face no consequences for their actions, especially when it comes to dealing with victims of said actions.

In his novel (iirc?) Sasuke behaved like an adult - or the better man compared to Naruto - and ultimately went to Ay to apologise for his arm, the Kage Summit and everything else, and Ay accepted his apologies.

With the convo between Naruto and Nagato, while it is kinda underwhelming, i think it still works decently, though not as well as Obito's; Nagato's worldview had just been shattered by not only being beaten despite considering himself an almighty god above humanity, but also by Naruto, someone whose life he'd just ruined and who admitted to hating him, refusing to act on his anger and wanting to listen to his side of the story, before proclaiming that he'd find a way to succeed where Nagato had failed and end the cycle of hatred.

This is the petulant child/tantrum I was talking about, I'm sure if Nagato accepted to listen back the Tsunade instead of Shinra Tensei'ng her to oblivion, he might have had a change of heart, but he was full of himself because of his might in a "might makes right" mindset - as you pointed out, he believed himself to be a god, so he had to be beaten up before finally being willing to listen to people.

I liked the part where Kurama came out during their "discussion", I remember when the raws (a very long time ago lol) were released people were wondering if Kishi made a blooper with Naruto's eyes, but no! Kurama, was also pissed at his story/discourse!

Naruto being the better man/the adult and not bashing his head in was a great sign of maturity from his part* - but then everything failed, because that discussion he had with Nagato about the cycle of hatred and his backstory was... only between him and Nagato.

Nagato solves this issue before it can arisen, but when Choji will ask why his father died, what Naruto is going to tell him? When Sakura will ask for some sort of reparation/justice/consequence against the man who killed both of her parents (assuming they were in the village when it was destroyed), what is going to happen?

Why only Naruto, as a victim, was allowed to get closure/an answer for Nagato's crimes, and not the 48752 other victims who might have had the same grievances?

And again, the cycle of hatred created by Nagato broke, the second he died to resurrect everyone - so there's no hatred to deal with. Naruto had to deal with his own hatred and sadness, accepted to listen to Nagato, and Nagato "undid" all the hatred he created and on top of that, dies, so no one will ever talk him shit for what he did (and undid). That's it.

We don't know if Sakura would have reacted like Naruto, if Shikamaru would, if Chouji would etc etc.

I know the manga is called Naruto and not Choji, but when the answer is supposed to be an answer for the world, it's completely ridiculous that Naruto gives it, and later forgot to tell to the rest of the village what was the result of his discussion, instead basking in the fame of "having defeated Pain".

There's no greated discussion between Naruto and his friends and the village council or whoever about what happened to Pain, what was the "cycle of hatred" and how to prevent future Pains from popping up.

*even if I prefered Asta's version, but in this specific Naruto situation, instead of listening to Nagato's answer and ultimately only talking about Jiraiya this and Jiraiya that and forgetting the 2k people who died due to Nagato's warped vision of "peace", Naruto could have thrown him his og head protector, the thing he received from someone who should, by all means, hate him because the demon inside of him killed his parents - but no, that man put an end to that cycle and became the first person who ever acknowledged him and became his family - and in his trantrum, Nagato killed that man.

of course this entire arc was build around a "child of the prophecy" bullshit - which later needs zombitachi to remind Naruto that no, no one can do anything alone, they need to be surrounded by people and rely on them - so the "you gave up on ending the cycle of hatred but it doesn't mean you should kill anyone who still tries to get rid of it, like Jiraiya, Iruka, random konohasian 86 or even me" since only naruto/nagato had to have the answer, but well, to be fair, that arc and its entire premise was pretty shitty to begin with.

While it's a bit of a stretch that being proven wrong about being above humanity and seeing one counter-example to his theory that people can't truly understand each other and will always fall back on their anger caused him to change his mind as much as he did, i wouldn't call it a “bad” convo.

His theory completely sucked, because wow very surprising, when you kill someone's loved one that someone is going to be pissed.

Sure that's his entire backstory and motto, iirc, some konoha loldiers accidently killed his family (they thought they were other people?) so in the shortcutted Uchiha deduction by Tobirama (tm), the more you love, the more you're going to hate.

Also, the "people can't truly understand each other" theory is rich coming from the guy who hired a psycho like Hidan.

But in general, in Naruto, there's this weird conflation between "understanding" and "accepting" - people can and will understand each other by fighting, and the loser (if he survives) will understand the winner's pov? Or he died, so he accepted it ?

Take post Pain Arc Naruto, if he met, for some reason, Hidan who didn't die before. What was he going to say? To understand with a guy like Hidan? Would he be worried about spreading the cycle of hatred?

Would Naruto tell Shikamaru not to kill Hidan, the guy who nearly had a boner when he executed Azuma?

What did Pain/Nagato (or even Kishimoto in this manga) meant by understanding?

[izzy-b-hands]

Think my phone has finally kicked the bucket, so now I get to rapidly rebudget so I can get a new one ASAP

[nervocat]

YOY HAD 2 DREAMS!? ALL I GET ARE EITHER A) CRAZY ASS DREAMS THAT MAKES ME RIGHT AWAY TALK TO NY BEST FRIEND ABT IT(she’s used to my dreams and is shocked by them every time) OR B) NOTHING LIKE J JUST FALL ASLEEP AND BOOM ITS MORNING TIME FOR SCHOOL

HOW DO U GET 2 DTEAMS!?!?

IDK MAN IT JUST HAPPENS IG?? LIKE I'LL WAKE UP TOO EARLY AFTER A DREAM, THINK ABT IT EITHER IN A “wtf just happened 😨😨” OR “I wish I didn't wake up from that 😞😞” WAY, STAY UP FOR A BIT, THEN FALL BACK ASLEEP AND DREAM ANOTHER DREAM IT HAPPENS MAYBE TOO OFTEN.. also I may it may not get more then two a night.. but they're like so so short and within small intervals of sleeping and it's just me thinking it's a different time and I can't shower in the morning or I'm late for school....

Most of my dreams are fucking freaky as hell tho like idk what's going on with them 😭😭 my friend (sometimes friends) also have to suffer the tellings of my dreams 💔💔 Idk how it why my brain comes up with the shit it does..

[stardustedknuckles]

I've been waiting months for Verizon to adjust my phone bill since they were supposed to apply my $1000 trade in credit within 2 months (so, by January) only to call today after yet another high bill and be told there's no record of me trading in anything. :) fuckers stole my phone :)

And this! This is the one time it has ever paid off, but this is the time I kept the fucking trade in receipt! It says my phone was worth 7 dollars. And I asked the guy. What? And he said yeah no, that's what it would be without the promotion, it's fine.

So what I expect is that they'll look and go "oh well you turned the phone in after the promotion ended so you can't have it" at which point I will level a city block with contempt because that's something I can fight. I signed up on this date, when the promotion was going, and I was told I had two weeks to bring in a trade. Which I did, on day 12 (I was looking for my Samsung galaxy s9 to trade instead but I couldn't find it so I gave them my pixel).

[alcohol101]

this was the funniest message I received during that time where I was getting canceled. @mamelbicho you need to see it too

[coollyinterferes]

waking up to a bleeding nose and bleeding everywhere like it's some kind of horror film.... if horror films even existed in Victorian times that is...

"Fuckin' hell...."

[doyeons]

i still think the unexplained cb delay/month long social media blackout tht pledis did to fromis last year is the most fucked up thing tht’s ever happened and if they try anything like that again im burning the building down

[futuretrain]

incredible to wade into the replies of a post about a story you don't even go to, see people absolutely rip into shreds a person you know from your own fandom for having just the absolute most batshit takes, and realize that they are exactly as justifiably shunned in other places. we may not have shared interests but we have a common enemy