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waterrinmelonn · 1 month ago
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You can just tell everyone let out their inner freak that night....
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—Posting this here cos the quality is ass in tiktok since it compresses the images a lot. I had this idea where MC is a rich girl and threw a crazy surprise party for Caleb's bday and it eventually led to some crazy shii along with the other LIs tagged in. She documented everything through pictures in her phone while she was drunk btw.
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yuutaguro · 9 days ago
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architecture student or shrimp 🦐
[day 5 - college au]
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sushiisiu · 1 year ago
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What song is he serenading apollo with (wrong answers only)
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shouyuus · 6 months ago
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Hear me out on this🤚🏼 vi and reader arguing over something stupid and reader says something sideways that’s like Loki kinda freaky and vis like oh yeah mf and then boom freaky time but a bit of rough talk so vi can get reader to admit she’s right???
hahahahahahah /gunshots/ this grew legs and ran off on its own omfg; hope u enjoy!!! also credit where credit is due i immediately thought of this textpost when i saw this ask so. 18+, mdni dom/slightly mean!vi, college roommate!vi cinematic universe
"fuck you."
"no fuck you -- y'know what -- why don't you just edge me into next tuesday -- that'd be less painful --"
"i --" vi blinks, staring at you as you run your hands through your hair, still mumbling to yourself, apparently entirely unaware of the change your words have just wrought in her.
a spate of desire twists knife-sharp in her gut as vi imagines pressing you in half, a hand wrapped around your throat the other teasing between your legs, the way your hips might jump if she curled her fingers just so.
she wonders how quick she could get you begging; she wonders, a second later, how quick it'd get her on the edge when here she is, careening towards it at the mere thought of taking you apart.
"ugh -- whatever, i have to get back to my research paper -- i don't have time to --"
vi's arm shoots out and she's got her fingers wreathed around your wrist before she can stop herself. your alarmed look catches like a spark in the dry-grass tickle of her stomach and suddenly there's heat pluming up the back of her neck like smoke as she backs you into the apartment wall, licking her lips as she watches confusion and the hazy sheen of unmistakable want flicker to light behind your eyes.
"v-vi?"
she almost shivers. she thinks it's a testament to how well she's always treated you that you don't sound frightened -- only curious, and a little surprised.
"we're not done here, princess -- and i don't really think i like it when you try to walk away from me like that," she whispers, leaning in close enough to feel the way your breath stutters in your chest.
"vi -- i don't -- this isn't --"
but her questioning smirk as she pulls back silences the stumbling words on your lips as your cheeks go dark and your eyes cut away from hers.
"aww, c'mon princess --" and this time, she leans into the word like it might be an insult, doesn't miss the way your lashes flutter or the way your breathing's shallowed out to small little hitches, or the fact that you're stock still against the wall, even though her grip is light and there's nothing to stop you from pulling away.
"where's that fire from a second ago? weren't you just calling me a bad roommate for always forgetting to run the dishwasher before i leave?"
you swallow, the bob in your throat making her heart skitter up her ribcage like climbing up monkey bars.
"that... okay fine -- that was mean -- but it's not like i was lying about the --" your voice pitches as you look back up at her, and for a second, the hard light in your eyes catches again, only to sputter out as you meet her gaze for the second time, a guttering candle to a winter's breeze. vi bites back a grin. this is too easy.
"mm, but it still hurt my feelings, princess..." vi coos, leaning in to brush her lips by your cheek, reveling in the way you tremble beneath her, "and really, i don't think i'm that bad of a roommate, right? i take care of you, don't i?"
the moment her lips catch the lobe of your ear, you let out a soft whimper that makes vi's vision tilt sideways. and before she knows it, she's sucking a dark hickey into the skin of your neck and your fingers are fisting in her hair, making her groan.
she sinks her teeth into your skin, pulling back to pin you bodily to the wall, pressing a leg up between yours just to hear you keen.
"admit it -- don't i take good care of you?"
you whine through pursed lips, your eyes glazed out as you frown up at her, nodding faintly. she grins, feeling the heady, full-body rush of knowing she's got you right where she's been wanting you for weeks, for months.
"c'mon, say it --" she teases her free hand down the length of your body to flip up the hem of the large t-shirt you're wearing (it's one of hers; the thought catches her off-guard like punch to the side, the knowledge of it wringing through her with a bell-toll of desire) to skim along the hem of your cotton panties.
"y-you're -- you're not a bad roommate -- vi --" you twitch as she dips her fingers into the waistband of your panties and slicks a finger between your folds, hissing out at how wet you already are.
vi's grin is sour-candy-cyanide as she pulls back, her gaze half-lidded as she watches you chewing on your bottom lip.
"god, princess -- did that turn you on?" she asks, though both of you know the question is useless and purely rhetorical. she swallows down a thick moan as she inches a finger between your messy cunt lips to tease at your entrance. your answering huff only makes her chuckle, and this time, she does groan out when she finally eases her finger into you, feeling your hot, wet walls flutter around her, making her own cunt twinge with want.
"mm... i think i'd still like a formal apology -- tell you what," she says, putting on a false, considerate air even as she teases her finger in and out of you, nice and slow, almost thoughtlessly as she cocks her head, "admit that you were wrong and... we'll call it even, yeah?"
immediately, she sees you stiffen, feels you clench down around her as your eyes snap up. you've always hated admitting you were wrong, and even when you have apologized in the past, you've always danced around the words. and vi had thought it was just a cute little quirk of yours, chalked it up to your massive brain -- it must be so hard for someone so smart, so used to be in unequivocally correct all the time to admit, out loud, that they'd been mistaken.
a rush of heat crests into her chest at the thought, and she quirks her finger inside you to brush against the tender spot she knows will get your eyes rolling.
and it does, but not before you give your head a tiny, obdurate shake.
vi sighs, licking her lips as she brushes her thumb against your clit and watches, with a thrumming satisfaction, as your mouth falls open around a silent moan.
"just three little words, princess -- and then... i promise, i'll make you feel so good..." she croons the words into your ear, shudders at the thought of making you cum, of how good you'd look shaking over her fingers. "unless," she hums, "you really would like me to edge you into next tuesday, which --" she makes a noncommittal sound, "saturday afternoon and i've got early morning practice tomorrow, but i'm sure something can be arranged."
you let out another debauched moan as she bullies a second finger into your wet heat, still fucking them into you at that mind-bogglingly slow pace. you try to arch your hips, but her other hand slams you back against the wall.
she tuts, leaning back ever so slightly.
"uh-uh, i don't think so."
you scowl and try to shove at her shoulder, but there's no strength in the motion and the hand on your hip flashes up a second later to grab both your wrists, pinning them above your head in a single fluid move.
it happens so quickly you barely have time to gasp before she's leaning forward again, her words hot as she murmurs into your ear --
"go on, princess, try to fight back -- give me a reason to get rough with you."
at once, you still, but the you give both your wrists an experimental tug, only for vi to tighten her hold. you can't quite stop the moan that works its way out of your throat, nor can you control the way your pussy slickens impossibly around her fingers as she laughs, the sound caught somewhere between amused and mocking.
"gonna admit that you were wrong, princess?" she asks, crooking an eyebrow.
you press your lips and whine, looking away. her fingers pump a few more times inside you, her thumb finding your clit with truly disarming ease.
"vi -- f-fuck --!" you yelp as she flicks her thumb and your whole body jolts, electric tendrils of pleasure ricocheting through you, harsh as a loose bullet.
"there y'go... c'mon -- be a good girl and say it --" vi can't quite stop the way her voice frays around the edges as she leans in to ghost her lips over yours, her vision tunneling as she starts to fuck you with her fingers proper, working them into you in tandem with the rhythm of your hips, watching as you expression falls slack.
"mm -- nnngh -- please, vi -- i --"
"ah... that's pretty good but... still not an apology," she muses, slowing her pace again, dragging both her fingers along your inner walls, pressing them up, watching as your eyes squeeze shut, your entire body jerking as she massages your clit from both ends.
"i -- i'm s-sorry, 'm sorry, i -- i was wrong -- fuck -- oh -- shit, that feels -- v-vi --!"
"thereee you go... that wasn't so hard, was it?" vi soothes, picking up the pace, grinning as you keen, your knees nearly giving out, but she's got you held up by your wrists, her thigh still slotted between yours, her fingers plowing into you till you're almost writhing against her.
she lets out a long groan, low and thick, a panting gasp working out of her as she fucks you through your orgasm, watching with soft-eyed wonder as you whimper, your whole body twitching with the aftershocks.
"hey, hey, princess -- you still with me?" she asks, letting go of your wrists in favor of cupping your cheek, swiping a tender thumb along your skin. you lean into her touch, your head lolling ever so slightly as your lashes flutter and you fight to focus your eyes.
"y-yeah -- think so..."
vi laughs, slowly tugging her fingers from you, unable to keep a grin from twisting at the corner of her mouth as you shudder at the loss.
"jesus, princess..." she says, holding up her hand -- there's wetness slicking down the back of her hand all the way to her wrist. you blink at it for a second before a tiny, embarrassed scowl digs itself between your brows.
"i -- you --"
vi laughs, shaking out her hand and reaching for an errant napkin on the dining table to wipe down her fingers.
"no, no -- i'm not makin' fun -- it's actually kinda hot."
you purse your lips, cheeks stained damson as she watches you readjust your panties, tugging on the hem of her large t-shirt.
"still think i'm a bad roommate?" vi asks, biting back a smile, her heart caught somewhere in the back of her throat.
you look up, eyes bright, your head already shaking.
"no! i -- that was --" your head drops back down even as your shoulders shrug up, "i... i was just annoyed but i -- i didn't mean it --"
a beat, in which vi finishes cleaning off her hand and strides over to throw the wad of napkin in the trash.
"i... i'm sorry," you say, your voice small.
vi looks up to find you watching her from beneath your lashes.
"'s okay, princess. apology accepted." she smiles, and this time there's no poison hidden in it's corners, only the steady sweetness you've come to know her for.
"i -- uhm --" you clear your throat, still worrying at the hem of the shirt. vi cocks her head.
"i can make it up to you... if you want --" you say, barely meeting her eyes.
vi pauses, her eyebrows kicking up. a second later, she's grinning again, rolling back her shoulders and leaning into one of her hips.
"yeah? and... how'dyou propose you do that?"
you bite down on your bottom lip and jerk your head towards the open door of your bedroom, even as vi's stomach gives an unruly lurch at the clear implication.
she fights to keep her expression flat as she looks you over.
"damn, princess -- you really weren't kidding about that tuesday-thing, huh?"
you crinkle your nose, sniffing slightly, even as vi brushes by you, breezing into your bedroom and plopping herself onto your bed with a satisfied sigh. you follow her in a moment later, climbing on after her and giving her shoulder a tiny shove so that she's backed up against the apartment wall and you've got room to straddle her lap.
"well... i have been thinking about it for... for a while," you admit, your voice soft as you thumb at the collar of her shirt.
vi groans, her palms settling around your waist, fingers digging into the plush of your ass.
"yeah? oh fuck -- ah --" she jerks as you trail your hands down her front, pausing to tease her nipples over the material of her shirt.
"mhm..."
"what else have you been imagining in that big, beautiful brain of yours, hm?" vi asks, breath hitching as you tug the shirt from her and lean down to ghost your mouth over her hardening nipples, tongue flickering out to tease at the cold metal piercings.
"lotsa stuff," you say, almost casual as you wiggle down to settle yourself comfortably between her legs, glancing up at her with what can only be called a chesire-grin --
"w-wanna tell me about it?" vi asks, reaching up a hand to run her fingers through your hair. you hum, laving a tongue against her nipple before sucking the entire thing into your mouth.
a groan punches out of her as she shudders, her head tipping back with a dull thunk against the apartment wall.
"i could... but it'd be so much faster if i just... showed you, no?"
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5h0w1sh · 9 months ago
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Sonic dies in SA 2 instead of Shadow PT.2
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socialjusticeinamerica · 1 month ago
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reality-detective · 4 months ago
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Rep Nancy Mace reveals that if you are signing up for a dormitory at a South Carolina state funded public College or University, they make you select from 13 different genders: 👇
1) Agender
2) Gender Queer
3) Gender Nonconforming
4) Intersex
5) Intersex man
6) Intersex woman
7) Man (all the way down at number 7)
8) Nonbinary
9) Questioning?
10) Transgender
11) Transman
12) Transwoman
13) Woman (Last, they hate woman)
WTF is this? Ya gotta ask: WHY? 🤔
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Do you'll realise that the moumita case is vanished from the media and public? No like the whole case, tragedy seem to vanish literally, no one is talking about it NO ONE. IT IS LIKE AS IF A TREND CAME AND GONE...dude tf is wrong?no one is talking,media,newspapers,public no one. Was it all a drama? That sympathy? Parade? But to be honest I'm not surprised.After all, we're living in fastest developing country. Aren't we?
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maryaday · 2 months ago
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no. 53
(she/her for this james btw thank youuu)
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secretidentie · 11 months ago
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Bruce finally feels settled in his role as batman. Dick just went to college, the Justice league is doing well and he's got a new Robin. So he decides it's finally time he made his parents proud and finish medical school (and totally not because he wants to be in college at the same time as dick, that's ridiculous Alfred).
Obviously since he's the prince of Gotham he can't really go to Gotham U without being recognized or harassed and since he owns half the buildings he knows he won't be treated fairly so he decides to study in Metropolis.
This is how he ends up in a communication and ethics elective class with a Clark kent, a journalist for the daily planet who is getting his PhD. They slowly develop from strangers to study buddies and maybe even more while Bruce balances academic pressure, with being batman and a dad to dick 2.0 jason.
As the year goes on and he has to deal with assignments, group projects, literal teenagers and not always being perfect Clark's apartment slowly becomes a safe space as he learns to ask for help and accept change.
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incellmaxxing · 5 months ago
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Me when random 18+ tcctards follow me
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itsrlymine · 4 months ago
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omg girl i can’t believe it’s THAT EASY. two months ago i was manifesting not going to school anymore bc of the teachers and assignments. i persisted in MY TRUTH and i haven’t gone to school in a month and a half, WTF 😭😭😭😭. but it doesn’t end there: i was lwk starting to feel bored in my house all day so i manifested going to another school with better teachers and super nice friends AND GUESS WHAT, i just moved to my desired state AND the school i manifested is LITERALLY IN FRONT OF MY PLACE. i have so many more success stories but honestly people overcomplicate the law, JUST FUCKING DECIDE. i’m starting classes next monday, wish me luck 🫶🏻💋💋
BRUHH WHAT OMGG I LOVE THISSSSS. I'M LAUGHING BC THIS IS ICONIC OMGGG. not you didn't go to school for a whole month and moved somewhere else completely anywayssss. i know you already love your new school so congrats babe. MANIFESTING IS EASY. just decide and boom, it's doneeeeeee
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westanovencleaner · 2 years ago
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"percy takes annabeth's last name—"
"annabeth takes percy's last name—"
"they combine last names—"
"they don't even get married because of hera—"
give me a crackfic where percy and annabeth kill zeus and hera and anyone who stands in their way just to get married, and, in killing zeus and hera, they become gods, eliminating the last name problem because they won't even HAVE last names as gods
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kitamars · 1 year ago
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high school joui 4 shenanigans
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lazybastardsstuff · 6 months ago
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Fuck, I hate Sam × Tom. But yeah. I just don't know what else to draw. Like seriously, I'm not even into shipping but I just have no ideas in my empty head. Boom.
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Hell.
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Just a dream, I suppose. I hope.
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karaspal · 3 months ago
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their lives flashing before their eyes as their partners are about to suggest breaking up lmao can gay people ever not be dramatic?
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