#wtf am I doing

[iloveduwhenithurtinsideto]

Fr me at this point. I’ll just let life take me to where I need to b😭

[eris-of-disco]

Chugs Macrame when Hermie died

[mintfullyyours]

creepy older stepbro simon who lurks outside your bedroom door, peaking through the slit of a cracked door, as he watches your mundane routine. You sense him before you see him. A line, a tether that pulls so slightly when he's around. Yet, he never emerges from the darkness of the hallway.

creepy older stepbro simon who keeps a pair of your pretty lace panties stuffed in the back pocket of his jeans. It was your favorite too. You swear you're going insane with the way your intimate-wear keeps disappearing from the laundry

creepy older stepbro simon who overhears you crying in your bedroom bc your shitty boyfriend broke up with you and decides to do something about it.

As sleep lulls over your body, you feel the weight of a man sprawl atop of yours. A large hand over your lips as your pretty lace panties are shoved into your mouth. A gag. The smell of something metallic — blood — fills your nose. It’s too dark to see anything. But you know who it is, it’s that tether.

You feel yourself grow wet with want and Simon’s hard cock press into your body.

You whimper.

“Shh” he coos, “I’ll give you a different reason to cry, love.”

The next day, you visit your local coffee shop with hickies blossoming all over your neck & see your ex — with a black eye and a broken nose.

[cjinkling]

💀💀💀💀💀

this fuckn trend on tiktok is crazy i needed to do billford bro.

[0--v--0]

[princessbrunette]

jellyfish!reader would have a raging piss kink

waittt cos i kinda fuck w her…… she’s more on the eccentric side n always has perfect jelly nails and loves pissing on her bf and she keeps eating tide pods cos they look like jelly and she gets told to stop. 😔

[sha-biest]

okay. OKAY.

The most logical thing for me to do would be to mash the Bodyguard AU together with.. Chosen Family.

LISTEN. LISTEN!!! It makes so much freakin' sense in regards what I had planned for the AU and ultimately will probably never do so the following WILL contain SPOILERS FOR CHOSEN FAMILY: • I planned for Splinter to have money reserves he still had access to from his former life as Lou Jitsu and he would have used that to buy a little house for Carol, April, the boys and himself • They mostly grew up away from harm besides some incidents of Draxum and Big Mama showing up, with some events leading to them siding with Splinter (Draxum kidnaps Mikey at one point and grew a soft spot for the little guy etc.) • Splinter was supposed to have a little working room with a sewing mashine where he would sew clothes for the kids but he would also sell them online with the name Sewer Rat • In the AU Splinter never turns as small as he is in the show because his outside influences are a lot better (not living in the sewers + good mental stability with Carol's help) • The kids still learn ninjutsu from Splinter, they still go on adventures together and save people left and right. The movie still takes place with some few differences • Big Mama becomes president and lets yokai trickle into New York to mingle and enables them to have a world OUTSIDE the Hidden City, basically giving them the freedom that Draxum tried to get through force • The boys become more and more famous. At that time Splinters brand "Sewer Rat" popped off and he's selling his clothes left and right.

• Mikey is an artist and model. Leo is an actor. Donnie is an inventor and tech specialist. I'm a little unsure what Raph would actually enjoy doing and I can see him being more in the background along with Donnie. April manages their PR • Despite their powers Splinter deems it still necessary to get a bodyguard/multiple bodyguards for them (maybe after some incident? who knows, certainly not me at the moment) AND THATS IT. I THINK. I PROBABLY HAVE MORE IDEAS BUT MAN, THIS IS ROTATING IN MY BRAIN RN.

[vanilliewaith0h]

BOOM more doodles that I procrastinated on!

In this one I actually wanted to try perspective. As you can see it didn't go well. But it looks alright nonetheless:]

I made this the day after the new episode came out. Just SMG4 and SMG3 having lunch and just glaring...yep everything normal there. Oh and we have the unhinged doodle.

That's it for now :] have an awesome day!

[dymitre]

Translation:

Wade: “It’s my first time doing this Ember!”

Ember: “lol I mean oh my god like holy shyt”

pls i need this scene in the movie 💀💀💀

[girlboss-marv]

It’s a cold day in hell if I’m drawing Eddsworld wtf is happening

[eris-of-disco]

I want to buy the Kyborg plushie but its 30 DOLLERS I don't have that kind of money for Kyborg plushie I'm sorry Kyborgggggggggggg

[martian-astro10]

Sophie turner and Joe Jonas

so I was kinda curious about Joe Jonas and Sophie turner, because their Synastry and composite is fairly good but they had a very messy divorce. so i looked at the d9 chart of sophie turner and it's fantastic, she should not have gone through the things that she did, her 7th lord and darakaraka is well placed in d9 and even the rest of her d9 is very good. so I look at joe jonas's d1 and d9 and GUESS WHAT, his 7th lord is jupiter and darakaraka is venus, his jupiter is in 6th and venus is in 8th in d9, both the planets are badly placed. 7th lord or darakaraka of d1 should never be placed in 6th, 8th and 12th of the d9. This is why you should marry someone with a good d9 as well and the best part is that the moment the divorce was announced, EVERYONE supported sophie turner. that doesn't negate the fact that her ex husband tried to humiliate and ruin her reputation, but I'm glad that she remained unharmed for the most part.

GOSH i love when astrology astrologies the way its supposed to astrology

[dragons-and-dwarves-are-nice]

Not me getting so bored I make hobbit photo cards 😭😭😭

I’ve put way too much effort into the back designs

In the mini album ^^^

Bonus:

I’ve given in and now I’m making more :’)

[drh-j3kyll]

Half assed chappel hyde from the qna idk bro

[justangortchansblog]

I ship Eren with everyone actually, but they just fit this period drama thing idk

[5tr4wbaby]

Red Dead Crossing? Animal Redemption? Cowboy Crossing? 😰😰