#writing this down

[tteokdoroki]

very badly thinking of creampies n multiple orgasms with yuuji ☹️☹️

[the-kingshound]

MC that only ever had freezing baths joining the RO's in a hot spring, discuss

DAAMN

[madame-mongoose]

is jane implying securitrons can fuck

[archiveofusefulthings]

[eggs-can-draw]

I SAW WING AU

Akichi with stelter's Jay wings and joker with mocking bird wings

:0

[babstheyaga]

I need to share this with you or I’ll explode! You mentioned that the characters in your universe have glowing eyes. Since Bumper’s eyes are dark, I thought their pupils could be red and shiny, like in the photo, similar to how pupils look red when you take a picture with a flash.

GIVE ME A SECOND I NEED TO TAKE MY HEART MEDICATION AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[soleillunne]

a scenario where Kazuha is forced to see his lover (yn) die in every universe and he tired to save them but fails every time ;) madoka magica reference

Yes oh my god

[persephones-journey]

For Carwyn's Jul/Cristes-messe.

Uhtred would be horrified by the solemnity of the Christ's Mass. I think he would say something like, "how can you call this a celebration? Everyone looks to be in mourning!" Alfred would give him some droll, pious explanation that Uhtred would scoff at, then he'd invite Alfred to see a true winter celebration.

Alfred would look upon the wild heathens stoically, a hand pressed to his stomach, because he would without question be incredibly stressed out, resulting in an IBS flare. He would want nothing to do with hearing the stories of Odin, in his sled pulled by Sleipnir (the eight-legged horse), leading the Wild Hunt across the sky with the souls of the year's deceased human and animal souls following him across the sky. Or tales of the Yulebokk coming to visit each home to ensure that the decorations and tributes are set up just right. Or songs being sung in worship of Sol, the sun goddess, to strengthen her return after the solstice.

But the warm spiced cider smelled delightful (even if he was unable to drink it), and the singing and dancing was light-hearted and amusing.

And while he really had no interest in the reasons for their Yuletide, hearing the skald telling the aforementioned stories would intrigue him - purely for educational reasons, of course. And though he would never, ever admit it, seeing the joy on the faces of the pagans, especially the children, touched something within him.

Carwyn would probably just sigh, knowing that it wouldn't make a difference in the long run, but she'd undoubtedly make some wisecrack when she sees Alfred actually smile.

I love it. 🥰

[cityofdownwardspirals]

What if it was reverse; and Alec was a stripper and they met but Magnus thought he was a cop and Alec let's him believe he is a cop, when Magnus gives him his number, he losts and doesn't call; weeks after, Magnus is in a stripclup and sees Alec on the pole half naked.

Ajshsjsh YES so in that scenario, let's imagine they meet because Magnus is driving down the street and then he sees Alec standing at the corner of the street in his uniform (Alec is waiting for a friend that he carpools with) and he thinks it is a control so he pulls over to the side of the road. Alec plays along and checks his car and stuff even though he doesn't know anything about cars but yeah they chat and exchange numbers "even though it is very unprofessional"

I can only imagine Alec's face in that strip club and the surprised look he would give Magnus.

Magnus would be totally torn between wanting to stare at Alec and confront him about why he never called him back. He would also still play along and call Alec "officer" just for fun.

[needanothermetaphor]

first post on my new blog hello!

[jasombee]

Holy shit. It never occurred to me that I could be posting my unhinged theories on there.

I desperately wish people would start actually reading the AO3's TOS before confidently making 'user guides' to the AO3 that are just blatantly, flatly wrong.

Yes the AO3 has banned content. They do not allow anything that's illegal under US law - though US law, importantly, does not ban fictional depictions of things - and they do not allow any commercial content. That includes your ko-fi link, or mentions that you do fic commissions. If you do post fic commissions to AO3 and want to mention the commissioner, the fic is a 'request' from the commissioner. This protects the AO3 and you from copyright law.

No the AO3 is not 'a creative fanfiction archive'. It is a fandom archive. Your meta, insights, and theories are absolutely welcome and encouraged there. AO3 also encourages you to post other types of fanworks, like fan videos, podfics, and art, but unfortunately isn't able to natively host those like it does text, so fic has kind of become what it's known for. That absolutely does not mean that other types of fanwork aren't allowed, or are discouraged by the site culture! Anybody who tells you otherwise is just plain wrong!

[blueboxbeagle]

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[sanguinifex]

You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.

[systemic-stupidity]

*deep breath in*

*deep breath out*

Let AAC users say fuck!

Let them swear, let them say fuck and asshole and anything else they want.

Let them program their devices to say ‘fuck off’ instead of just ‘leave me alone, please’. Let them have language that’s adult or even offensive! Give them the ability to communicate the same as anyone else- let them have the option to be abrasive and even rude for when people are being assholes, let them swear casually so they can joke with their peers and say shit like ‘can you pass the damn ketchup’!!!!!!!!

Let disabled people say fuck!

[cauchesque]

applying for jobs seems to mostly consist of lying and submitting to indignities, which is whatever. but it is very difficult for me to override my innate instinct that anyone demanding i write a cover letter has insulted me so greatly that the only way to retain my honor is violence

[fairiesthrum]

reader who can’t stand satoru but then he gets hit by a curse that turns him into a cat. you find him, to his dismay, and take him home, only for him to realize how different you are when he isn’t around to pester you.

at first, he causes a lot of trouble. breaking things in your house, tearing up the pillows. he just wants to be a human again, but nobody can understand him! but you still take care of him and coddle him no matter how much trouble he causes, so different from how people treat him normally, as if he were a nuisance (which he kind of was on purpose). and he finds himself falling for you without realizing it.

so he stops being a bad cat, steadily losing hope that he’ll ever be human again. and satoru would be lying to himself if he said he didn’t enjoy how you stroked him while you read a book or let him sleep beside you at night. maybe it wasn’t so bad? so he decided then if he was going to be just a cat, he was fine with being your cat.

the higher-ups had taken note of his absence, obviously, and he only knows cause you’ve mentioned it to him. you had this endearingweird quirk where you’d talk to him as if he were a real person.

throughout his stay in your home as a house pet, satoru finds out a lot about you. you’ve always kept to yourself, but you vent your frustrations out to him while he’s like this, and he offers his comfort the best he can. which you appreciate, rewarding him with kisses that he secretly enjoys.

once he turns human again, by some miracle, his first thought is to go and find you. and when he does, you give him the cold shoulder like you used to, and it surprises him. before he realizes that, ah, he wasn’t your pet anymore. he was gojo satoru.

satoru realizes his feelings for you in that moment. when he feels the ache in his chest from your dismissive behavior, it leads him to starting his most important mission yet—winning your heart once more.

but this time, it’ll be as a person, not a damn cat.