#writer’s block is a bitch and a hoe

[kobedivision]

The clock had struck past midnight, signaling the end of Ren Nakashima's birthday. Currently the musician was putting away the freshly washed dishes as everyone had gone home for the night, Kaiji and Nagisa had taken Max, Ryōhei, and Ayano over to their place for "after afterparty" as Kaiji had put it but really it was so Ren could have the house to himself for the night.

Wiping his hands dry, he heard the doorbell go off which immediately set an alarm off in his head, not only because it was late and you'd be hard press to find anyone outside at this time but Ren was no stranger to the occasional stalker or crazed fan who thought it would be a great idea to break into his house.

Taking a knife from the sink, Ren walked up to his door and opened it, fully prepared to scare the person away (or do worse god forbid) only for his eyes widen and nearly drop his weapon to see the love of his life and future wife Saitama's Kureha Koizumi standing on the other side holding a rather large present.

"U-uh...hey, Vox-Ren! Sorry, I mean Ren! Ahaha...sorry, force of habit..." The bluenette sheepishly shifted her weight and Ren had to keep himself from losing his composure and grabbing her into his arms god she's just to fucking cute.

"I'm so sorry for bothering you and I know it's super late but I just finished this art piece I made for you because I know it's your birthday or well, it was your birthday, I would have given you this sooner but I wanted it to be perfect and I had to restart three different times-"

"Do you want to come in?"

That immediately gave Kureha pause, she couldn't help hut stare at Ren with big cyan eyes and dumbly let out a "Huh..?"

'Lord give me strength' Ren thought, trying so hard not to let the completely lovestruck expression overcome his face. "I know it's summer but it's still cold out and I don't feel comfortable knowing you're out here alone there's...not so good people out here, you don't have to if you don't want to."

Kureha nervously smiled as she gripped the gift a bit tighter. "Uh, yeah, sure."

Stepping aside so that the artist could come inside, Ren bit the inside of his mouth and willed himself not to immediately lock the door after, no no, he could not mess this up, if he let his excitement get the best of him, who knows what would happen, he'd rather not have history repeat himself.

Taking a seat on the couch, the two artistic prodigies got comfortable as Kureha situated herself to face her favorite musician, she cleared her throat as her cheeks flushed in embarrassment. "U-um...Happy birthday, Ren, I really hope you like it, I know it's a bit generic but I can't help it, every time I see them...I think of you."

Gingerly taking the gift, Ren carefully tore open the wrapping paper to reveal a beautiful painting of a rose and thorns.

Happy Birthday Ren! 🖤

“Wow Kureha…you never cease to amaze me, this is beautiful and I’m so grateful you’ve taken the time to make this for me, thank you so much.” Ren beamed at Kureha who tried to will herself not to melt right on Ren’s couch, the bluenette cursed herself for letting herself swoon over a few words of appreciation but still she smiled brightly anyways at her idol. “It’s nothing, really.” She rubbed her arm out of habit, Ren gently sat the painting on the table and turned back to her, pausing for a split second before opening his arms out as in invitation.

“I wouldn’t call it nothing, you worked really hard on this and it shows and I’m really honored to spark such motivation for such a beautiful project, don’t sell yourself short, take pride in your work, I think you should be rewarded, would you do me the honor of giving me a hug? Consider it an extra birthday gift.”

Kureha couldn’t help but laugh softly but still shifted closer to the musician so that she was close enough to wrap her arms around him lightly, she yelped when she felt Ren’s arms wrap around her immediately after, her face flushed crimson as she felt him burry his face in the crook of her neck. Ren, meanwhile, had his self control dangling from a thread, how was it possible for someone to smell so good? He could faintly feel the leathery texture of her burnt skin and was overcome with the desperate need to comfort and pamper her, his poor Angel, he couldn’t imagine the hardships she had to face, he swore he would get rid of those that had or will hurt her.

“You’re so good to me, Angel, I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve you.”

🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙

[miwachan2]

why this bitch gotta appear when im literally so close to finishing the first chapter! >:U

[alienheartattack]

When people from the toxic space man ship are mad at you

[starboye]

Yaknow i looked you up on here (like ur blog, i was searchin for you at the time) and i saw a lot of hate about the fact you write for matt, chris and nick and yeah i get that they were uncomfortable when they saw fanfic's of them in that light but they went looking for it knowing (as people had warned them that they wouldnt like what they saw i believe) that it wouldnt be something they would like, its just baffling that people are hating you for something that was and still is being written, like people we get it they dont like whats being made in their image but their never going to find it at all if they dont go looking for it and if they do go looking for it then they have some problems, its literally fanfiction it's not real and some of the scenarios out there never will be.

— 🏎

its just weird as fuck bc like they hated on me since matt and Chris are straight and they wouldn't like this being written about them but it's like they could never see these unless they search for them

And another thing is do they really think matt and Chris would do all the shit they say in their fic???? fuck no bc it's fiction and it's meant to not be taken seriously so like I can write what I want

And if they have a problem block me point blank end of sentence but no that @/bernardsbendystraws bitch was hating on me when she had like 4k followers and I only had like 76 and was basically sending hate to me but wanted me to apologize

Like no bitch fuck you and your followers and there were some really nice people that came to me and said what they were doing was wrong and I still appreciate them

it's like you don't have the right to judge someone on what they right, sometimes I don't like what people write in their fics but I don't send hate to them and also the bernardbendystraw bitch also tried to say I was sending hate to her inbox on a separate account when why the fuck would I want to do that when I never do such a thing

if I have a problem with someone I'm going to say it to you not anonymously but publicly and it's just like that, and plus she wanted me to apologize for writing what I was writing and also wanted me to apologize for the hate in her inbox when just like my supporters was hating on her people, her supporters were sending me death threats and hate

and I sadly did apologize and delete my work but with what I know now I would've kept it up and told that bitch to cry about it, and now I have like 80+ accounts blocked since they continue to hate on me

I was thinking about this a little earlier this week like why did I even back down but at least my fav fic writer @untilwedont was supporting me so that's a plus to it all but if I could go back in time I would've drag that hoe through the mud fr fr

Sorry for ranting but I just had all that on my mind so thx for asking I had to let that out

[avintagekiss24]

I’m not going in depth cuz I don’t wanna deal with racists and “yOu TaG bLaCk!ReAdEr, WhAt’S tHe DifFeReNcE??” ass hoes in my inbox, but if you tagging white!reader, you a lame ass bitch ass untalented ass bad writer ass weirdo.

Now, if somebody wants to come in my inbox with the receipts so that lame ass bitch ass untalented ass bad writer ass weirdo can catch a block, feel free 💕 I won’t post the ask.

[stunnagrlss]

decided to try this shit so

STUNNAGRLSS OFFICAL INTROO 😛

whats up yawlll it's ur bitch jaydah ! soo i decided i wanted to do a intro before i started writing so if yall didn't know im a matt girl obviously that nigga can bend me over anywhere !! i'm a brownskin baddie ready to write for my poc girls u already knoww !

LIL BABY INTRO

as i said before i am a proud black baddie !! nd i love the triplets fr. my fav colors are deff pink and blue they're so cutesy to me !!

yall i feel shit so hard it's actually crazy but i'm lowkey shit at writing so don't say shit about that i only write to read it back and giggle idgaf about yall opinions on my shiii !!

i love cheesy rom coms and everything romantic. i'm a lover girl fr 😓 !

i'm constantly editing and always spamming mh blog so don't mind that!! lemme just say this tho I NEED INTERACTIVE MOOTS BOOKIES!! like real bad .

ALL MY FAVS

my fav artists are olivia rodrigo , jhene aiko , beyoncé , gracie abrams , billie eilish , 21 savage , summer walker , drake , nicki minaj , ik they a band but paramore got my heart fr !! ik my music taste all over the place leave me alone .

fave movies are def my girl and tangled and maybe the princess and the frog , i can watch those movies for the rest of my life !! also any madea movie 😭 .

fave youtubers are defff courtreezy , larray , martin , sturniolos obvi , deb smikle , erika diane , fannita , onyebabyyyyy , doris nd ariyan rosè 🤭

best believe i be giggling watching my favs !!

my celeb crushes are so controversial but i would buss it down for keith powers. lmk if yall want my full listtt !

fave shows are mean girls (nowthatstv) , tsitp , pjo , jessie , kc undercover , young and reckless , stranger things , on my block (my shit fr) , all the baddies series !! , euphoria , gilmore girls , tvd !

DA END 😛

don't be afraid to ask me to write anything i just won't write all that shitting and like incest shit (ewt.)

also bare w me i'm a retired wattpad writer so i might be procrastinating !! .

anyways bye hoes love yall mwah 💋

[primaviva]

i don't have the slightest clue whats going on with this bree shit, who even is she?? 😭

from all i know she is a miles writer that been involved in a couple things. i aint know her like compared to what i assume talia, ash, and others did. she’s just doing a lot calling me a hoe and accusing me of things that others did such as talia and not me and also saying i did certain things to her which i didn’t. this whole thing was a joke to me at first and i kept to my word that i wasn’t gonna keep talking about her unless she brought me up and people sent me stuff of her talking, so i addressed to nip wrong information when it happens, especially when it’s about me. she told me to shut up and agreed to me being a messy hoe who keeps going, but i only replied to what happened while i was blocked and minding my own replying to anons, so im not sure when the keep going goes both ways when everyone has the right to clear stuff up. if you really want to learn about it you could see stuff on @tainted-liquor or @ashsostrange page where they have screenshots and you can decide for yourself. i just bring up the fanfic thing which is what i stood on, so it issss what it isssss.

also yes while she is saying stuff, let’s not say stuff that’s actually harmful back. i don’t mean things like trolling or staying stupid shit but actually calling her a hoe back, bitch, death threats, etc cus i don’t have things that my followers do reflect on me like when y’all got a lil crazy when a anon accused me of ai. again, don’t entertain or fuel this because people clearly have enough going on and it urges everything to continue when stuff like that begins to happen. i don’t fw that!

[6toru]

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[lgbtlunaverse]

You bitch don't you start a new wip while you're struggling through writer's block with your ongoing one hoe don't do it – aaaaand too late

[breitweisergallery]

I was tagged by @killerandhealerqueen to post WIP snippets~

heavy in the body (strangers from hell)

Long, thin fingers curled around a pencil. They didn’t feel quite right, caressing the wood not like an old friend, but rather as an enemy. 

Writer’s block was a bitch to deal with. And no block had been greater than this one. Jongwoo grit his teeth and absently brushed his hair from his face. It had grown out from the crew cut he outgrew with age and time, his hair now brushing his cheekbones. Some would say it was shaggy. He just hadn’t had the time or money to get it cut and styled. Seoul was an expensive city and his savings were draining quickly, given his living situation and lack of a steady job. 

And he’d had to replace his laptop, his clothes — everything had been lost in Eden. 

All in all, he had little money, a bad case of writer’s block, and the strong desire to walk into the ocean and never be seen again. 

untitled (prodigal son)

Footsteps muted by the carpet, patterned red and green underneath his dress hoes, a young man approaches the window overlooking the city outside. He is not so high that the people resemble ants, that the cars passing them look the same size as them, but high enough that he cannot hear the honking of horns. This is the first silence. 

Despite the quiet of the office, a deeper, suffocating silence encompasses his heart until he feels rather than hears the rushing of his blood through his veins,

[fairykery]

WARNING ⚠️: I WILL TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT "MAY" TRIGGER YOU BECAUSE YOU "MAY" BE USED TO WHAT'S POPULAR SO THIS POST "MIGHT" MAKE YOU MAD. I'M HERE TO VENT & SHARE MY FRUSTRATIONS WITH PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME AND ARE OPEN MINDED TO REASON, LOGIC, AND DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES. NOT HERE TO START A DEBATE. I DO NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION(consent). THIS IS MY POST. THIS POST IS MIXED WITH BOTH FACTS AND OPINIONS SO I DO NOT PLAN TO GET INTO ANY AGREE TO DISAGREE BACK AND FORTH ARGUMENTS. IT'S JUST A WASTE OF ENERGY(and time) SO SAVE YOURSELVES(and myself)THE TROUBLE. IF YOU WANT TO INFORM ME ON SOMETHING I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN WRONG THEN FEEL FREE TO DO SO IN A POLITE MANNER WITH BACKED UP FACTS(SOURCES). I WILL CORRECT MYSELF IF THIS IS THE CASE. BUT AGAIN, I WILL NOT CONSENT TO BEING CORNERED INTO DEBATE(about opinions & perspectives). YOU EITHER AGREE OR YOU DONT. SO IF YOU DO LIKE COMMENT/REBLOG/LIKE THIS POST. IF YOU DON'T AGREE, THEN MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIVES. AND IF YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU JUST WISH TO INFORM ME ON THEN DO SO IN A POLITE MANNER. OTHERWISE, I WILL JUST DELETE YOUR COMMENTARY AND BLOCK YOU AND YOU WOULD HAVE WASTED YOUR TIME FOR NOTHING. ALSO, IF YOU BREAK THE RULES YOUR DAD(AND MOM) IS A HOE.

WARNING ⚠️ 2: SPOILERS AHEAD(MAKE SURE YOU ARE UP TO DATE WITH ALL THE RECENT PROJECTS).

I really do not like the fact that so many people are pretending that She-Hulk ended on a good note. It started off good and fun and interesting with its own unique aesthetic and then the writers gave us the finger by not trying anymore at "the end". Then they played the "not trying hard enough because of budget" as writing humor to excuse themselves for not giving a fuck. It's just so funny how all the budget suddenly goes away when it's about super heroines. Like there's always an excuse for not giving it their all when it comes to Marvel heroines. Or something always goes wrong in the Marvelverse/fandom when it comes to Marvel heroines.

Like with the She-hulk show it's just that they(the writers/producers)gave up towards the end. But also, why did they make her say "oh yeah I'm not into dating" just to have her mope about not being able to land a good one during the rest of the show. Like why??(Good for her that she landed Daredevil but I could care less about them. Personally, I don't think he's gonna stay there for long so this seemed like an awful choice for her either way). Regardless, it's mostly the reliance of satire and humor that pissed me off.

Peggy continuously gets embarrassed in her own show even though the writers have power over this. And she got so brutally killed in an alternative universe. Like WHY was THAT necessary? Couldn't even let her last as long a Captain America. No, because I bet that if it was Captain America in that fight it would have been longer, regardless of the fact that it was Steve vs Chaos Magic. The most important she's ever been in the MCU is as a LOVE interest. Like that's how her legacy focused on in the legacy clip from Disney plus. And it ended with her dancing with Steve! -_- I am not amused.

Captain Marvel hype was reduced because of misogynistic angry men and her movie was review bombed. And now Brie Larson herself is unsure if she's going to keep the role because of all the ANGRY man babies that have been harassing her and Marvel to fire her(the fact that's she's unsure means Marvel is considering firing her because of miso boys and I really wanna fuck them up for this).

Valkyrie was introduced as a drunk slaver. Does no one else feel uncomfortable that they chose to go this route and then not address it at all? Especially given the history of this country? She was also not given more background screentime on her FEMALE lover, like?? They also gave her masculine traits in the latest Thor Movie because for some reason you're not a boss bitch if you don't have "masculine traits"(*inserts sarcasm*)

Lady Thor was- Oh yeah, sorry. MIGHTY Thor. Because there's just something sooo awful about being a LADY(girl,)*sarcasm*. Anyways, she was ALSO a love interest and her ascension was handled in the wackiest most comical way possible. I'm not even going to get into how "Thor: Dark World" could have been the perfect movie to foreshadow her worthiness giving that she LITERALLY consumed a fucking INFINITY STONE. But, oh yeah. They were NEVER going to do THAT because the world was EVEN more sexist back then and women couldn't be heroes. That's why they had to make it All Thor's doing that she gets her powers. Oh and she's ALSO NOW dead. (Regardless of the fact that this happens in the comics they had the power to go a different route just like they have always done).

Natasha(first MCU heroine)was killed right after she was used as a fanservice boob trampoline for male characters (and fans) for a man. Girly didn't even get no funeral in the movie she died in. They just threw a bench and moved on. It wasn't JUST Iron Man that saved the world. She also gave her life for the universe.

In "Ant Man and the Wasp" Scott Lang(the man) still had WAY more screen time. This movie was supposed to be about them BOTH. Yet somehow the screentime was not equally divided AT ALL.

Gamora was used as Thanos(her literal genocidal-groomer/abuser) bait and her death was glamorized into a "feeling for Thanos" moment within the universe and in the fandom.

Mantis was reduced to a joke during the entire franchise despite her power. Also sad the the first Asian superheroine cast in the MCU was presented as, they made her call herself (or they called her), "a bug/pet". Because like WTF? They also made Drac say that she was ugly and disgusting. AGAIN, WHY was THAT necessary??!!

Kate Bishop was reduced to only being a fan girl. And her darker aspects weren't as highlighted. (They were highlighted but not as much as I would have liked. Most of time her character came off a bit satirical. They were trying to turn her into Yelena; but for some reason it just didn't work with Kate).

Ms Marvel was fun but was given an unnecessary male harem. Because why? I'm glad it wasn't the drive; but at the same time it lacked more. This show had so much potential and it also focused on the most satirical aspects of it. (Don't be get me wrong I still like it but it had potential to be SOO much more).

I know y'all are already over America Chavez cause of the actress and all(she's cute and nice and whatever);but can we please not stop addressing the fact that this role belonged to an afro-latina and NOT an indigenous latina?

Photon could've gotten her own series or movie but they chose to give her powers by making her receive them from a white women's magic. Like isn't she suppose to be as strong as Captain Marvel? Space magic/extra dimensional energy. It was exposure to space chemicals/magic. Why couldn't the next step for her be having a solo project or her learning to use her powers and NOT be a supporting character for another white female project? Why!?

Wanda got the most basic villain origin story they could possibly give a women. "She was mother". Couldn't they do something more iconic like "Oh no! The mind stone gave her dark/chaos magic a mind of its own and now her powers are overtaking her in a time of grieving". But nope. Marvel went like: "When women are grieving and they have power, they become emotional chaotic monsters." Someone's been watching game of thrones *rolls eyes and grieves for Daenerys*. Now we don't even know if they will redeem her.

Iron heart is cool by why not wait to present her? There's been so many Iron Man now and there's more to come. Because of this, the concept of the iron suit is starting to become boring and overused. But I honestly feel like they knew this and THUS why they chose to go this route. It seemed like a lazy compensation for white washing America Chavez.

Shuri was honestly the most badass; but now she's(Letitia) also getting hate mobbed by the same sickos that hate mobbed Brie Larson. JUST because they didn't recast Tchalla and they gave the Black Panther mantle to a women. We don't even know how long she's going to be BP because that role will be taken from her(little Tchalla age up) just as they took away the fact that she was presented as a character smarter than Tony Stark. Now they had her say she learned everything from a man, and they made a man king to not piss off the males that were angry about Letitia taking the throne and black panther mantle(that they are also going to take away BTW).

I'm sorry; but I am pissed and been pissed at all these decisions Marvel has been making when it comes to the heroines. I AM hopeful for the future(and this is only because of the Christmas special when they gave Mantis a little bit more relevance and personality. And well there's also the future upcoming projects);

BUT just--it's been one hell of a wacky ride. I will try to remain positive given the upcoming projects; but it has been really frustrating to me how the fandom doesn't address the misogyny (and misogynoir). Not addressing it is only going to leave things as they are and we will not see Improvements. I'm just tired. I love my marvel heroines and I don't want them to be treated a jokes, to be treated with subtle racism, to have their projects not taken seriously, and to just be mistreated in general by the creators and male fanbase. We need to address when they fuck up. I know many people are scared and pretend to like some projects because they think negative feedback is going to make them say "FINE! No more heroines it is"!. Ladies(and good People), I promise you, Disney is too greedy to lose their female audience. So THAT will never happen; but you know what will keep happening? Disrespect. That will only keep happening if you gas up the writers and creators for doing the BARE minimum as they keep disrespecting our girls. And I am NOT for THAT.

[the-name-is-loser]

You know, I feel like some content creators I follow forget this often so here’s just a reminder:

You don’t have to do shit!! Do whatever you want bestie!!

Even if someone haggles you about it just ignore them bro!!! Delete and block annoying bitches!!!! Because if I see another one of y’all being like ‘well a lot of people kept requesting this thing that I don’t want to do’ I will cry!!!!!! Respect yourself

[timetofuckingneck]

MASTERLIST

✖ = fic 

☆= headcanons

Bill x Reader

I’m back ✖

The clown ✖

Colorful ✖

My muse ✖

Stay for the night ✖

Short!reader ☆

Stan x Reader

Let her go  ✖

I’m okay. I’m alive ✖

Where are you now that I need you? ✖

Sassy ✖

Male!reader ☆

Shy!reader ☆

Best friends that fall for each other ☆

Short!reader ☆

Richie x Reader

You’re a piece of shit ✖

Asshole ✖

I’d care ✖

We all did ✖

I love you ✖

Trans ftm!reader ✖

Tall!reader ☆

Male!reader ☆

Short!reader ☆

Shy/insecure plus sized!reader ☆

Ben x Reader

You’ll always have me ✖

Mike x Reader

Reader is on the track team ☆

Male!reader ☆

Eddie x Reader

First kiss ✖

Deaf!reader ☆

Adrenaline junkie!reader ☆

Male!reader ☆

The Los(v)ers club x Reader

The losers being in the readers short films ☆

Going to the animal shelter ☆

Photography!reader ☆

Karaoke night ✖

New girl

- mike x richie

Richie x female reader x Eddie ☆

Bill x female reader x Beverly ☆

Stan x reader x bill and react to seeing her drawings of them and the losers club ☆

richie x female reader x eddie watching a spooky movie ☆

richie x f reader x eddie reacting to the reader playing the piano ✖

bill x f!reader x stan on where they're just enjoying a day at the quarry ☆

[softieteez]

ateez and s/o… twerking. reactions

request: since ateez love twerking, can you do a reaction to their s/o twerking

note: THE REQUEST GOT DELETED. but i love this 😭 plzzzz😭 also i added a fun twist. also also, instead of adding a scenario i’m just doing full bulleted cause i’m suffering from writers block

warning: twerking. kinda suggestive actually.

hongjoong

this POOR POOR MAN.

he isn’t innocent when it comes to twerking himself

BUT HE DEALS WITH TWERKING SO MUCH.

so when he sees you and his members twerking to lisa’s money

he doesn’t know how to feel

obvi you’re a sexy bitch (don’t deny it)

but at the same time.

HES FUCKING TIRED.

i just imagine him literally walking into the practice room.

ready to PRACTICE

and you and wooyoung are twerking while yeosang secretly films.

he wants to turn around, and go back to his studio and act like he never saw. THAT.

but he decides to stop it.

he probably scolds wooyoung for encouraging your behavior.

and then

AND THEN

he finds out you started it.

you’re doomed

literally run.

he stands there, let’s out a disappointed sighs. and says nothing

you and woo are shaking in your boots while yeosang is laughing his ass off.

“go home” is all he says.

YOU ZOOM OUT OF THERE.

pray for wooyoung.

seonghwa

you catch HIM twerking

he gets so embarrassed when he notices you standing there

he literally goes from 🕺🏼 to🧍🏻‍♂️ SO FAST

what members are twerking with him ??

LITERALLY NONE

everyone was dancing crazily yes.

but he was the only one twerking (at least when you walked in he was)

he will forever be clowned for this.

literally will do anything for you so you DONT bring it up😭

and if someone does bring it up

he walks tf out

but when you do walk in btw. he doesn’t notice you standing there for. A HOT SECOND.

like one or two, maybe even three members will notice you before he does.

and it’s not until someone says hello to you until he freezes.

wooyoung will put him on blast online. ANY DAY

woo or san will say something about it on universe or something and hwa will go “atiny. don’t listen to them. they’re crazy”

but (if you are in a public relationship) if you confirm it.

it’s over for him.

cause now he doesn’t only have his members clowning him.

he has his whole FUCKING FANDOM CLOWNING HIM.

again. he will never live this down.

“babe, did you really have to tell people about that on live~~~~”

cue the pouting and red cheekies

no but fr.

plz save him from his own misery😭😭

yunho

mmmmm

you catch him twerking too

however !!!

he has a completely different reaction than hwa.

man would be a little flustered at first

but then he would try to get you to join

so him and mingi will be dancing right right

and then they go into hoe mode.

and obviously. yungi in hoe mode is classic.

well yunho starts twerking. obvi

and then he remembers that you’re there.

MINGI DEAD ASS JUST STANDS THERE WHEN YUNHO STARTS TWERKING CAUSE HE DOESNT KNOW HOW YOULL REACT😭😭

yun does a similar thing to seonghwa.

goes from 🕺🏼 to 🧍🏻‍♂️ BUT THEN he goes back to 🕺🏼 and tries to get you to go along with it.

and ofc

mingi is influenced and tries dragging you into it

BUT YUNHO WILL LITERALLY DRAG YOU

Like you’re sitting in a chair and yunho walks over and drags you out of it

if you refuse he won’t budge anymore

but that doesn’t stop him from continuing his duty

if you join, it might turn into something mingi doesn’t wanna witness.

or it will turn into you laughing on the floor with mingi while yunho keeps going

NO IN BETWEEN

and the best part about this you ask ???

jongho walks in

and then he walks out.

once again 🕺🏼 to 🧍🏻‍♂️ and then back to 🕺🏼

jongho secretly records tho

and then he will probably subtly mention it during a live with yunho

AND THEN YUN WILL GET FLUSTERED.

“COME DANCE WITH ME” *twerking*

yeah. good luck.

ALSO PLZ COMPLIMENT HIS FAT ASS

it’s too juicy to ignore.

yeosang

yeosang claims he’s normal

false.

but lets just say that when he walks in on you and woosan twerking.

oh dear lord.

probably makes a remark at woosan saying how they’ve corrupted you or something

honestly i feel like he will either:

just walk out and mention it later

or

pause the music, grab your hand and walk out while telling you that you need to stop hanging around woosan so much because it’s not good for your health 😭

honestly i don’t think he would make fun of you for it TOO much

but that doesn’t mean he won’t make fun of you for it at all

so

no cause y’all will just be sitting there

you might make a snide remark or say something just to get under his skin and he’ll just

“remember when you were twerking like a warm with woosan?”

and you’re done for

like rip

wasted

GONE. YOURE DONE.

like just cause he’s your bf does NOT mean you can escape his sarcasm (?) or maybe just bluntness

he probably won’t really mention it to anyone else

but idk you might hear about it at your wedding. and your funeral. so.

good luck bestie :))

san

he walks in on you twerking

i feel like you’d be home alone and he shows up out of nowhere

but lowkey

he’s proud of you-

like he thinks it’s attractive too

this man😭

no but fr

he’s like cheering you on

and if you get flustered or something he will ENCOURAGE YOU TO KEEP TWERKING

like sir😭

idk if he would tell anyone else actually

i think if you were okay with it he might

but if you really were embarrassed about it he would keep it between the two of you.

but you will never hear the end of it.

like he’ll tease you or whatever and just ask you to twerking

OR AT LEAST DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR ASS IDK

also have i mentioned that i believe he’s an ass man

anyway.

yeah he likes your twerking

he MUGHT join you in your twerking from time to time

he definitely will if he’s drunk.

“baby, WHERE DID YOU LEARNING TO SHAKE YOUR ASS LIKE THAT?!”

anyway yeah. san likes butts.

i think that’s obvious-

mingi

idk what you’re expecting

be he walks in on you as well.

tbh i’ve seen mingi do some….

questionable

dance moves

but i don’t think i’ve seen him actually twerk ??

and if he has i don’t remember it

anyway

i feel like he’s lowkey proud too. but also lowkey making fun of you

mingi is also an ass man.

so he finds it kinda hot

but if you are messing around by yourself

yeah he’s gonna make fun of you a lil bit😭

but like. IF YOURE SHAKING ASS

he’s not gonna complain !!!

you know that video of min when him, woo, and jong we’re all live and mingi goes ‘damn’ kinda out of nowhere

yeah that popped in my head when thinking of his reaction

that actually what makes you realize he was there in the first place

I HAVE A SPECIFIC VISION.

like you’re shaking ass. doing your thing.

and then mingi walks in. BUT YOUR ASS IS JSUT RIGHT THERE WHEN HE WALKS IN.

so you know he goes ‘damn’

you get scared and maybe scream

and he laughs a little

no but fr. he likes ass

HE MIGHT ASK YOU TO TWERK SOMETIMES

“ik wooyoung did not teach you how to do that so well-“

at least he hopes woo didn’t teach you to twerk-

wooyoung

AH YES THE SOEAK OF THE DEVIL

i believe i put him in every reaction

because of how often this man shakes ass.

like yes yunho was kinda the og when it came to twerking in ateez. but woo does it more if not just as much so.

anyway. obviously you catch him

MAN HAS NO SHAME

LITERALLY JUST KEEPS GOING WITHOUT BATTING AN EYELASH

HE HONESTLY MUGHT TWERK ON YOU

you have to laugh.

if you don’t laugh then you’re not good enough for woo

i don’t make the rules 🙄

no but fr he has no shame

in fact

he is proud of his twerking skills

honestly i don’t think you would be shocked to see him twerking

like. c’mon now.

idk there isn’t much to say about him because.

he just doesn’t have a care in the fucking world😭😭

GO WOOYOUNG GO WOOYOUNG

oh. and he might make you smack his ass or something

“wanna join???”😉

jongho

oh deAR GOD

he has no words😭

like he’s used to his members talking and shaking ass

BUT NOW YOU TOO ?!?!

but honestly i think he’s probably laugh after a second of realizing what’s happening

if you get flustered…

he’ll just continue laughing at you

might hug you and give you sarcastic praises

while still laughing of course

he believes wooyoung and yunho put you up to it

honestly. he doesn’t hate it tbh

like he finds it funny and kinda cute (depending on how well/badly you’re twerking 😭)

now. if you’re shaking ass like a pro. he likes it for a different reason

but he won’t admit that

also an ass guy. (but honestly more of a thigh guy. that’s for a different time tho)

if you’re alone he’ll probably keep it to himself

because yes he picks on his members a lot

but i think he’d be completely different with a s/o just cause it’s a different dynamic yanno.

esp cause he’s kinda a private/reserved kinda guy

he doesn’t need ppl knowing what he and his s/o do even if it’s something as silly as twerking

ANYWAY your secrets safe with him.

he might bring it up to mess with you from time to time

but he might forget about it after a while. really a hit or miss with him.

good luck tho

jongho is UNPREDICTABLE

“ahh don’t stop” *literally dying of laughter*

[geminixevans-stan]

Since I have time today and I feel like being chaotic

This bitch @niallsblckgirlfriend likes to tell writers how to feel on their own shit. I suggest you block this hoe before she scampers her sad on your blog to tell you how to feel as well 😌

[moonlightdancer26]

So Ella tells me you’re not very fond of Maria👀

Care to explain? Speak into the mic

MIC CHECK ONE, TWO

/j

Oh this is gonna be fun 😭

The biggest reason I’m not very fond of her is because of her resemblance to Delphini Riddle—that bitch ass hoe in Cursed Child. I’m not sure if you’ve read it (El hasn’t but remembers some bits so she doesn’t understand 😭), and this may come off as a surprise to you (*sarcasm*), but I fucking DESPISE Delphini.

They both have “cool tattoos” (Delphini—a wing at the back of her neck. Maria—that snake/Slytherin/sword tattoo on her back)

They’re related to Voldemort.

They both have Voldemort’s ability to fly just because of being related to him.

They’re inserted into the canon story and are given a big role but still aren’t fleshed out at all.

I don’t hate or dislike Maria; those are very strong words. I’m just… disappointed.

We’re told she’s super powerful, super smart, super good-looking, sleeps with many guys (and girls 🌚), etc. All this and we still seem to know little to nothing about her as a person. And that’s the thing—we’re told she’s super powerful, we’re told she’s super intelligent, we’re told she’s super good-looking, etc etc. It’s all tell and no show. Descriptions aren’t enough for me, I need characters to be fleshed out and actually written on text so I can read into them and see the image the author wants us to see. How did she get so good at Runes? Where did she get those crazy Occlumency skills? Where did she learn Legillimency, to the point of topping the greatest Legilimens in existence?? It can’t all be natural ability.😭 It gives off the same Mary Sue-ish vibe as Delphini (and Mary Sues in general but mostly her) and I hate it. She’s like those characters you can tell the writer is trying too hard with—much like Rowling did to Ginny, and like the CC writers did to Delphini.

That being said, I do not place the blame on El whatsoever, I understand the struggle of writer’s block. I still like her universe and want to hear more about it. I also think this problem may have something to do with my weirdly strong relationship with canon. I don’t like things being too AU-y, otherwise it just feels like I’m reading an OC fic—which I, shockingly, am not a fan of.

Plus, the most important part, SHE STOPPED SNAPE AND REMUS FROM ENDING UP TOGETHER 🤧🤧🤧 (/j)

But anyway, like I said, I don’t hate her, her Delphini-ness just irritates me, and @maruke2003, bestie I really am sorry if it comes off that way. I do want to give Maria a chance.