#wrapped number one listener of lo cocodrilo genre penis music
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unproduciblesmackdown · 1 month ago
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wakes up from a fucked up little nap So Anyway
interesting to me how banana is like oh yeah i guess i got married b/c you, my special guy, were in jail :( and because i'm kind of held hostage and living this life i don't belong in but it's nice to be wanted? but this is Realistic? (with the Outside The Spaghetti Western affect like oh no now i wear polo shirts / not in your soul you don't) and that realism is supposedly enough and there's no pretense at Affection or anything, all practical, until his special guy comes back like I Need You to go on my mission (to rescue my wife) & also to play my special music that also undeniably resonantes with your banana soul & the musician rescuing banana from this Married Life from a mini villain role like sort of a preview of the Ideal rescue of his wife from quasi married life with lo cocodrilo. guys being dudes
And Then banana's ideal life is like oh boy you & violetta will live in the main sitcom house & i'll be over in the guest house or something :) and meanwhile is like hey i mean since you're not reunited with your wife, We could cuddle. also i pray i can just do enough of anything for you. well good day
And Then by contrast lo cocodrilo is Of the spaghetti western element but has that "realistic" commercially successful musical career such that besides violetta the people around him are like working their office type jobs & Not of the western genre framing, meanwhile lo cocodrilo is also the hostage taker in the "practical" marriage too like banana / the wife of banana like okay Spouse Obtained & Kept at weaponpoint & we live together & there are the trappings of a marriage & that Would plausibly all be just fine by him then if there wasn't that main vulnerability of Unlike Banana's Wife needing the genuine affection that he knows he doesn't have (or like, purported affection lol Classic casual reference to murder attempts as routine) like very Romantic view of nuclear family & marriage there & that is more relevant than just having the material situation of [obtain & maintain access to wife, child] which Is Not It even though he intends to just keep at it, not about to take another route
and prior providing another prominent side character's premise by being like okay tonal rise fall rise (fall) Pardon Me greeting there only to go no i don't want to fuck madame I Want Your Shoes for whatever i want them for, it doesn't matter b/c i just get what i want, is the villainous thing, is getting to take what you want without having to Explain Why you want it at all much less have that approved or denied anyway if it's just an Or Fucking Else, & I'm Not Kidding Neither....like again you want her shoes & that's the Pardon Me for that. okay noted. & then like well i guess i'll uhh have This woman live with me for long enough & that will become Loving Wife Beautiful Family surely? which surely one wants? and don't call me shirley
And Then it's interesting to me with The Office Job Henchman who is Not held hostage & isn't doing the bare minimum or sabotaging his villain boss or anything is interrupting the "surely all that can be done is insistently & unavoidably Playing The Parts of beautifully married couple" goings on like gosh i want my pseudo wife's heart & when i want something i just take it, pin in that for the followup when it's like okay you can come in my room :) check out my moves :) epic highs & lows like well the office henchman is Making Sure you know this showdown will be a problem so be ready & lo cocodrilo's sort of outburst [I Will] the one that is most not quite properly(tm) aggression, most improperly vulnerability then, and i mean the like abject misery delivery of the "how are the ticket sales for the concert" & henchman steve raring to give him that good news encouragement & cocodrilo perking right up like yayyy ^-^ ahaha & then the sort of verbal lines tumbling over each other with that energy uptick "there's a lot of truth in that" & lo cocodrilo like Alright Get Out I Hate You (very good sir) like that his lifted spirits / I'm Ready To Go Villain Mode back from improper vulnerability is expressing purported hate like that's just interesting to me with the purported hate too of [framed as sort of sitcom family domestic life just as it is even for the musician & violetta Oh And Banana Of Course] like okay
And Then it's just interesting to me like with the pet name again for Your banana counterpart? & like oh hey baby / Yes? :) & this as the contrivance born of that I'm Ready To Go Villain Mode On Another Man (My Narrative Foil) mode that henchman steve helped get him into & steve is so Dismayed cocodrilo is setting him up like hey :( & then like we don't have visuals how much of the "oh it's okay god gotcha hug it out" pretense gets going in the next second before oh lo cocodrilo loves the Personal nature of his knife kills & oh btw like if i want something i take it, my vulnerability is i want but know i don't really have your figurative heart for my dream domestic nuclear turkey family situation which Why Didn't Lo Cocodrilo Just Actually Have That Already, Interesting & i'm Taking my guy's heart here. to villainously send to his mother as further sicko mode flair & as promised but oh you know. meanwhile that Knife Kill Encounter intensity & subsequent exertedness could've been less evocative as sexual & orgasmic. that subsequent Close Em Baby & like sorry this whole thing the knock three times bit, we don't have visuals but before going Hey Carol addressed offstage like what are three kisses for like, his heart? all of steve? the universe? hi. then like thank you dear mwah kisses carol like i think one just might ask like Is Lo Cocodrilo Ah You Know & like all this resulting in like yeah steve cheered cocodrilo up but then And I Hate* You & I'll Just Be Taking Your Heart villainy escalation has him going like peak cocomirthful aheehehheehee ^w^ like hey guys. so what's all going on in here :)
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