#wow xiao laoshi!

[gwarp]

someone, please give him a charming villain role🗣️

[accio-victuuri]

xiao zhan - audio visual festival behind the scenes

[anotherdescentintomadness]

A Post Where We Respectfully Observe Xiao Zhan Sitting THAT WAY

This is for my girlfriend who loves Xiao Zhan. And rightfully so. You’re welcome, babe. You’re welcome.

(See Wang YiBo sitting THIS WAY)

[p-h03n1-x]

Xiao Zhan Studio Weibo update 8.22.2023 13:00 (part 2 of 2) Everything has a turning point, and everything will eventually return to happiness. See you next time.

[coolshadowtwins]

I love the ways fanfiction gets around the problem of nicknames.

In canon, Zhou Zishu introduces himself under a fake name, Zhou Xu, so Wen Kexing calls him A-Xu for the rest of the series, even after learning that not actually his name. There’s so many Word Of Honor fanfics where it wouldn’t make sense for Zhou Zishu to use a fake name tho- be it a modern au, or just an au where he has nothing to hide- and then the author has to figure out what WKX is calling him now. A-Shu? It’s said the same, but does it work when you read it? Or do you make up a reason for the nickname?

There was one fanfic that I can’t remember anything else about where ZZS introduces himself with his actual name, and WKX is just like, “Hm…. I hear you, I do. But you’re so bendy that you remind me of catkins, so I’m just going to call you A-Xu!” (Xu is written with the character for catkins, for reference)

And don’t get me started with SVSSS lol. Every story where SY isn’t SQQ for whatever reason gets it’s own justification of why Binghe calls him Shizun. Off the top of my head, these range from “You have taught me so much more than my actual Shizun(SJ)” and “Wow, you taught me two (2) facts, and I think you’re neat. Shizun it is!”

And then there’s the modern ones where Shizun absolutely doesn’t make sense, since I’m pretty sure it’s an older term. A lot of fics get around this by having Binghe call him “laoshi”, meaning teacher, while some of them just go, “Yeah, Binghe just decided one day that SY is Shizun, even though they are the same age in this au, and no one is able to get him to stop”.

As I write these out, I’m realizing that most of the Shizun problem is apparently just solved by Binghe deciding, “Hm… That one is Shizun shaped.”

In the same vein, Shang Qinghua calling MBJ “My King”, even in modern aus. Because what else would he call him??? His name???? Never. This one is funny, because unless MBJ is still royalty somehow, the authors I’ve read never addressed this. SQH just shows up one chapter, calling this random guy he may or may not be dating “My King”, and then leaving SY to his own devices with no explanation lol

Lesser issue is shixiong and Shidi. Mostly YQY? Because what should he call SJ other than Shen-Shidi, or Qingqiu-Shidi, when SJ inevitably yells at him for being called Xiao Jiu? This one does come up less, because of most modern aus I’ve read focused on Bingqiu, and so Qijiu were having a much better time than canon in the background, if they were even brought up lol

What are your stories about nicknames in fanfic lol

[wantmangojuice]

They All Say I've Met A Ghost - finished - 42 ch & 5 extras

Fourth Cyan Wings novel in four weeks oh god.

Premise: Fresh-from-grad-school MC finds himself employed as a teacher in the strangest educational institution ever, teaching students that are most definitely not ghosts. Nope. Ghosts aren't real, don't you know?? Obviously, that girl with red all over her face just used too much makeup, the girl with those wicked long nails just hasn't used a nail clipper in a while, etc., etc.,-- The ghosts and exorcist around him: "...."

Possibly the most effective (and hilarious) use of 1st person POV I have ever seen. If anyone ever says "1st person POV is bad", please show this novel to them.

Shen Jianguo's narrative voice is amazing. Wow. I can't believe my top two favorite narrators in danmei are both Shens (the other, of course, being Shen Qingqiu). I know they're probably different "Shen" characters, but still -- Oh my goodness they're really the same Shěn! 沈!!! This is hilarious!

Liu-laoshi has my heart!!! Liu-laoshiiiiii <3

This could have easily been another 30 chapters or so. I wanted more Shen-Laoshi - Xiao Ning - Liu-Laoshi adventures going around figuring out the students' obsessions and helping them move on 😔

As always, pretty well-developed side characters (esp. considering how short this is), plot that makes you wanna keep reading, and more than a few laughs. The romance is quite sweet but is the least interesting part of the package to me.

Recommended recommended recommended!! Read this even if you aren't too fond of 1st person POV like me! Read this even if you aren't too fond of modern day settings like me! Read this even if you aren't too fond of ultra-pro-institution characters like me! Somehow they manage to all combine into something I absolutely adore.

So far, every single CW novel I've read has been pretty damn amazing. My personal ranking would be Mr. Melancholy> this> DVAWTK> Something's Not Right, but they're all sooo good.

[mintychocochips]

Happy 31st Birthday, Xiao Zhan

I hope you only have more years of happy celebration from now on. Thanks for bringing so much joy into the world.

Happy 31th Birthday, Xiao Zhan

The best GG, who teaches us to never give up, to see beyond and makes us smile. May you fulfill all your dreams, may you be very happy on your day and everyday

[rainbowsky]

to celebrate pride month can u tell me your top 5 or 10 gayest yibo moments?

Sorry for the delay in answering this, Anon. It's been a hell of a month, but at least I got it in on the last day!

Happy Pride everyone! 🏳️‍🌈

OK, so the list... I would say that this is definitely my #1:

but let's go through the rest of the list.

1] The sneakers and ice cream post

@potteresque-ire did a great job of explaining some of the reasons this was so significant. You can find that post here. There was also good analysis from @untamedconnotations back when the video was posted, and you can find that here.

2] The Versace on the Floor performance

Putting together an incredibly sensual dance performance for your man while showing the rest of the world what they're missing? It really doesn't get any gayer than that.

3] Nanhai

DD making a big deal in multiple interviews about Nanhai being his favorite love song, singing that song with passionate desperation, then revealing it’s all about GG.

4] "Wow! Xiao Laoshi’s leg hair!!"

DD freaking out over GG’s legs in the untamed BTS. "Xiao laoshi's leg hair! Beautiful legs! Wow, Xiao Laoshi's slim legs, woo!"

5] "SO CUTE!!"

DD freaking out over GG’s cute selfie in the Untamed BTS.

6] Wearing the ox necklace as a bracelet to accessorize Chanel, and then doing waackgate

DD representing with the ox necklace bracelet, then jumping all over Xiao Bao when flirtatiously provoked.

7] "Didi ai ni!"

DD saying "I love you" to GG three times in the BTS.

8] "I wouldn’t ban you"

During an Untamed interview, when GG asks DD what isn't banned in his sect, and DD says, "I wouldn't ban you."

9] "All my truest feelings"

In an interview, when asked for three words to describe the summer of the Untamed, DD replying with, "All my truest feelings."

10] Paparazzi stakeout to see DD’s ‘girlfriend’, finding GG instead

The time paparazzi saw DD's assistant queuing for a restaurant, staked it out so they could catch some photos of his girlfriend and instead found GG. DD showing up at the airport the next day wearing the same clothes as the night before.

My top ten for GG can be found here.

[gwarp]

Xiao Zhan - Gucci Cosmos

[accio-victuuri]

[mintychocochips]

This man is just so beautiful

[anotherdescentintomadness]

Xiao Zhan x Milan Fashion Week 2023 — An Aesthetic

(XZ x Gucci x TODS)

[p-h03n1-x]

Xiao Zhan Studio Weibo update 10.13.2023 (part 1 of 2) A group with a long shelf life🥫

[stellarflex]

How to fLex your boyfriend??

Wang Yibo; "Praised him and teased him" 😂😂😂

YIBO: "Xiao laoshi's leg hair~Beautiful leg. Wow. So thin. Look at his handsome face. Take a look at Xiao laoshi's handsome face. Let's zoom in for Xiao loashi's leg."

[yizhanlover-bjyx]

The best acting is instinctive. It's not intellectual, it's not mechanical, it's instinctive. - Craig MacDonald

Xiao Zhan absolutely nailed the role of WWX.

@mdzsnet June 21st: Favorite CQL Character  Wei Wuxian

[mintychocochips]

I posted 400 times in 2022

8 posts created (2%)

392 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@rainbowsky

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I tagged 322 of my posts in 2022

Only 20% of my posts had no tags

#yizhan - 125 posts

#bjyx - 123 posts

#xiao zhan - 85 posts

#wang yibo - 73 posts

#all of this is cpn - 32 posts

#chongqing beauty - 25 posts

#bjyxszd - 23 posts

#the mysteries of yizhan - 17 posts

#wow xiao laoshi!!! - 13 posts

#wow xiao laoshi - 10 posts

Longest Tag: 94 characters

#i just read a fic about he and dd thirsttrapping each other on weibo and i wake up to see this

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Anyone else gets obsessed with a project and can't get anything else done until it's completed. Or you get an idea and you just can't wait to put it in place even if you really need to wait for the perfect time. I'm going crazy here

1 note - Posted January 24, 2022

#4

I finally ordered my copy of Heaven Officials' Blessings! Ordered it as a birthday gift for myself and it's arriving on Valentines, best gifts ever😁😍

1 note - Posted January 18, 2022

#3

Wangxian fic recs part 3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34995253/chapters/87156871

Listen, I'll always be weak for BAMF protective WWX

This was a great creepy fic. It was like a adult Scooby Doo gang meet MDZS and the occult, simply amazing

See the full post

2 notes - Posted August 7, 2022

#2

I'm but a poor biromantic woman who is always ready to worship at the altar of muscled women

This is now an Izogie stan account. I don't make the rules, it just is.

34 notes - Posted September 30, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Izogie was too powerful that's why they had to nix her. She would have won the war with the power of her traps alone.

58 notes - Posted September 30, 2022

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Of course my thirsting is my top post of 2022, just my luck😂😂😂