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genuinely in fucken shambles because i just don't know whomst to throw my bbygirl asharra at
why is everyone in this game so damn fuckable
#the datv adventures#you know what we all should just gather in that room everyone likes to hang around in#and just fucken shag#all of us#at first i was like wow neve bbygirl what's ur phone number#but then all the lil moments with miss harding got me all !!!#and then bellara was just so sweet and stole my heart#and i thought yeah nah this time around i ain't gonna care about a bad boi rogue#but fucken.. doing his recruitment and watching him do his shit and then spite also i was like OK I GET IT!!!#even talking to varric has me all HIIIIIIIIII!! i'm mcfucken losing it here#and i haven't even gotten all of the companions like SEND HELP ASAP#datv spoilers#i guess#but not rly
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This is a small moment but it leaves me with so many questions about the high school yearsâŠ
There was apparently a point in the space-time continuum of Breaking Bad where Walter White cared about Jesse Pinkman for reasons that had nothing to do with himself and furthering his own interests. At least theoretically? You could make the argument that the success of Walt's students reflects well on him and gives him a sense of emotional satisfaction, but surely Walt doesn't have to leap to motivating the "hardest case" to get that. Why Jesse? We know Walt is painfully aware of having squandered his own "potential" in life, can he somehow intuit that the naturally intelligent but unfocused Jesse is in danger of doing the same? Is this empathy or projection on his part? While it's kind of darkly ironic/funny to chock it up to Mrs. Pinkmanâs naĂŻvetĂ© about science teacher Walter White and her wayward firstborn Jesse, itâs so much more interesting to take it at face value and assume Walt actually was capable of caring about someone outside his family for their own sakeâŠat least, once upon a time.
Would Walt have jumped to partnering in the drug business with any ex-student he knew was in it, or is there something in Jesse in particular that made working together appealing for him? Itâs funny how when Walt goes to his house in the pilot Jesse is expecting a lecture on the immorality of his actions, and instead we see that Walt is surprised and perhaps even a little impressed that his former screw-up student has entered a world that requires âmoxie,â daring and leads to a big pay-out. I get the sense that Walt feels weirdly vindicated in his assumption that there was something more to Jesse, even though that âmoreâ is doing highly illegal activities. Of course, a great deal of that satisfaction comes from seeing how Jesse's skillset benefits him, but as they go on he comes to genuinely care for his former student as much for who he is as what he can do to further Walt's own agenda.
His big mistake is to assume that Jesse shares the ambition that Walt squandered in his youth, when Jesse is in fact motivated more by childish rebellion, a craving for excitement/adventure and the desire for emotional connection far more than power, recognition or money.
So much of the emotional highs of the partnership on Walt's end seem to come from just how challenging Jesse is and how much he pushes back/is hard to manage that I almost wonder if Walt was so bored by his job as a high school teacher that he liked the class clown goofus kids the best because they broke up his days. It's almost as if Jesse's admiration/awe/loyalty and obedience are that much more valuable to him because they were hard-earned and come from the last person you'd expect it from (as opposed to Gale, perfect on paper Walt protege who kisses his ass and bores him in five seconds.)
#jesse pinkman#walter white#diane pinkman#breaking bad#breaking bad meta#brba#this started as imagine the hs years and ended with wow walt is a warped person#but ain't that just the way
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*nervously sweating*
D-do you think Aerith Gainsborough would l-like me????
#yall i haven't been this down bad for a character in so long#if you woulda told me she'd be my favorite in the remake#i'd call you a damn liar#like it ain't even a thirsty thing she's just so good#i'd buy all of her flowers and give her a big tip#wow gross i hate it here#i mean i haven't loved a character since...Guzma????#yeah since Guzma#wow i hate all of this
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Places of mundane life are transported into a hell, and your university campus has been transformed into a site of mortal peril. You encounter someone you think you had a class with last year, but she insists she's never met you before in her life, and denies even being a student here.
She does know the person you think looks like her, and curses her name and her lack of honour. Is this a monster wearing her face?
#wow i really am falling into some predictable motifs with these things#i don't think anyone read the last one#and i haven't tagged it as anything#i ain't tagging this either#so if you miss it: too bad!
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gin, we need your critical opinion about megalopolis. was it really that bad?
i mean.
is it unwatchable? no. but also it is not good for sure. would love for it to be a case of "so bad it circles back being somehow good", but unfortunately no, becasue in order to achieve such a thing coppola should have gone camp and embraced the style instead of taking himself too seriously.
there are. ideas. that considered by themselves sort of make sense if you are desperate to find sense in this insanity of a movie, but whether within or without context for the large part they remain disjointed. and are anyway very cringe at core. i don't know how to put it kindly but the script just sucks. and choices were made.
#continuing in the tags because i'm embarassed lol i am no expert at all and just like watching movies#before and after watching it myself i read and listened to opinions coming from both sides as one does and#listen the movie ain't that deep#what moves some people to call it a masterpiece is essentially the same that moves other call it a disappointment: - this constant quoting#(both in the dialogues and in the visuals) something else something cool#without paying the due attention as to whether each quote is coherent to the context in which it is being used or adds any value to the#general narration#- but also this. delirious. thing with lights and cgi (it should have been practical effects!!) and. editing. that wants to be something bu#it's genuinely just outdatedâ ridicolousâ i found it kinda offending even lol#i appreciate a genuine homage to the arts as the next guy but citations aren't enough#this movie created some talk about the duality of cinema as a form of art and entertainment which isn't entirely out pf place but if you#watch megalopolis you will easily see the entertainment aspect isn't there because the movie sucksâ and that the art aspect is shallow#anyway i forgot all the million things i wanted to add so very quickly:#director: gave himself five stars on letterboxd. bad#writing: bad#editing: bad#photography: okayish#music: don't even remember it#acting: there's only so much an actor can do when their characters are unflattering#set & costume design: i don't understand why the future utopia looks like 10s fast fashion clodius and wow are the only ones who get it. ba#sorry for the nonsense hope my answer is at least more enjoyable than watching megalopolis ha-ha (':#gin answer
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unrelated to anything but I can't stand the art style of One Piece and I don't understand how anyone can look at it without being vaguely grossed out. everything and everyone looks so ugly and it weirdly messes with my synesthesia in a way where I feel like the whole cast just smells of dirty old feet gdsfj;oigdhsfj;oigrsfdj;io
#legitimately everytime I look at that big disgusting grin he slaps onto all his characters#all I can smell is dirty feet#I don't know why but it's basically written off the whole show for me#I ain't reading the bad hygiene manga and for w/e reason that's all I think about when I see the style#just that all these characters must stink because they look so gross and unsettling#also generally with art you want it to look appealing on some level#and idk why he chooses to draw everything Like That#it looks horrendous and there are panels that make me think#''wow this is so badly drawn I guess that's why he draws like that because he can hide the fact he can't fucking draw''#like the whole thing aims to overwhelm your senses while also just being proportionally bad and often visually nonsensical#so yeah I hate it and always have welp#you will never make me like it because it looks like how feet smell
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Sometimes something is so bad that it's entertaining, and sometimes something is so bad that it's Game of Thrones Season 8.
#the valley is posting#wow they uh really did not exaggerate how bad this season was huh#if anything they understated the problem#like; it's not even entertaining. sometimes something is completely wrong but it's still fun to watch. this ain't fun.
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Oh wow I just realized that anyone who sees the previous post may now be wondering if they are the one I was talking about.
#random#oh wow... I dunno how to feel about that.#I mean I'm first needing to know if the person is okay with a fanblog first.#I ain't gonna do something they might be uncomfortable with of course...#I just hope people don't be upset if they aren't the person.#I mean..#hm... maybe I should try reblogging some people's stuff more.#I might just do that!#however right now I'm slightly focused on writing and seeing what the person's answer is. and it's late so more than that probably be bad.#I mean I'm questioning if I should be posting this stuff on my main in the first place honestly.
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Henrow blorbo
first off, ohmyfuckinggodyouaresocoolllllllllllllllll
secondly, what ya workin' on currently? <- is deathly interested, yes please please please info dump if you have the spoons
- Ryan
Bonjour my furry friend. At the moment i'm mostly working on getting a job so that i can afford rent, but when i'm not doing that, i'm working on designing some new N-substituted 5MeO-tryptamines (in order to avoid being banned for breaking tumblr TOS, i can't say exactly what for, but if you look up 5MeO-tryptamines, you should see). So far i've only managed to make things that make me super sleepy (and maybe a tiny bit inebriated), so presumably my body is mainly metabolizing them into melatonin. I also have been working on working through the details of making a rocket engine which relies on both muon catalyzed fusion and z-pinch fusion (mostly because even though i know it's way above what i'm probably capable of, i just love space so much i desperately need to see it for myself and i figure that since rockets are so absurdly expensive, the only way i'll end up in space is if we can get a whole new generation of ultra-efficient rockets (for example, given p-N14 fusion, if we manage to get 1% or more (i don't really expect more than 0.1% max, but still) of the hydrogen fusing with nitrogen, we'd be able to put 150 tons on the moon from earth with only using about enough fuel to fill a small car (instead of needing a skyscraper sized rocket to send maybe 30 tons)). Now, if it were as easy as my calculations show it to be, i can't imagine how there are any rockets flown that aren't fusion, but seeing as i haven't even made a working proof of concept yet, i'm not in a position to criticize the thousands of aerospace engineers who are working on conventional chemical rockets. I love fusion because it's simultaneously so easy (i live pretty close to an old uranium mine where i can actually pan some uranium out of the creek near me, then use that uranium to make a neutron source (B10(α,n)) which is really just fusion between helium and boron, happening at room temperature because of how high energy the α particles released by uranium are) and so absurdly difficult (without catalysts like muons, it requires absurdly high temperatures and pressures that almost always take more energy put in than they can give out). Anyway, i've also been sorta working on studying a material that a while back i got way too excited over and may have called a room temperature superconductor (almost certainly not the case), but in an attempt to make it more pure and study it for real i've been trying to work on the exact calculations of its composition and finding a better way to heat it up to high temperatures (i might just put it in a flat-bottomed flask, especially since it finally warmed up enough for me to go back outside where the fumes released by its production won't make folks mad).
And then there's the biological experiments, currently with electroceutical tissue modifications since most of the other projects i have planned require me to have a gene printer capable of reliably printing genes thousands of base pairs long and i'm not sure when i'll be able to build that. The most recent thing i've been working on is really exciting because if it works it means that i've successfully done something that has never been done before to a human body (and given the long lasting pain in that part of my thigh, it seems very possible it is working), but i'm hesitant about sharing what the project is because i don't really want folks putting gap junction blockers, calcium channel blockers, and sodium channel blockers into open wounds without knowing how to do it safely and correctly to get the desired results and not just a really messed up wound. If/when this experiment turns out well, i might give directions in private, but i'm still somewhat hesitant due to the risks inherent in this (the biggest and most likely is literally giving yourself a form of cancer, something i'm not eager for others to risk). Soon i might try chemical dedifferentiation of skin cells (thinking on my back or upper arms) followed by some mildly dangerous experiments to test how reliably i can make it turn into other cell types. And while i haven't made good work on it in a while, i've also been trying to make something similar to shimmer from arcane (ideally not addictive or harmful to the user, but most importantly the quick energy burst, decreased pain, and increased regenerative abilities (obviously it won't be anywhere near as dramatic as in the show, so calling it shimmer may not really make sense, but it is where i got the inspiration)).
Then i suppose there's the battery project i was talking about in my last post, and i'm also trying to learn how to make alcohol under my desk (i mean, it's super easy, it just doesn't taste great). There might be a few more things i'm working on but rn i'm super eepy and have talked about a lot already. If this seems like i'm doing a lot or impressive, also note that i'm actively failing out of college (for my own pride: the material is super easy and mostly i already know it, i just can't stand wasting so much of my time doing homework that doesn't help anyone or anything) and not yet working a job, so i have a lot of time and so much free brainspace to think about and do all this. I also work very slowly on each thing because i keep bouncing back and forth between all of them and almost always end up adding new projects before i've finished the old ones and so i almost never see a project all the way through to completion (at least some of the bio projects are just sitting in my body and i am just waiting to see how they turn out in the next 2-3 months, so those necessarily will see completion, even if it's failure). I really hope i see the fusion rocket to completion because if i don't think i'll ever be able to see the earth from afar or the moon from up close.
#idk#answer to your ask#i hope this is mostly complete#also wow this is long#that's what she said#i'm kinda surprised how many projects i have#i don't often count them#but yeah here they are#i promise i'm not trying to use this for evil#also college kinda sucks because everyone assumes you know nothing and are incapable of learning#not saying you shouldn't go but just that in my experience it ain't worth it#you can learn so much more from the internet and free courses offered online (oer and mit opencourseware are good starting places)#also now that i've shared these projects i hope that makes me feel more accountable and have more need to actually finish all of them#i have so much schoolwork i gotta do and probably won't#1.37 gpa first semester was impressively bad#legitimately went into college thinking i would be challenged and enjoy it but now it's like#âwow i know all of this and yet i am required to spend 8+ hours on homework each day in order to pass even with perfect test scoresâ#anyway sorry that probably sounds like i'm being super annoying#these tags are getting super long#byeeeeee
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Little jealous that Iâm not up for public flogging with all the cool tumblr users.
#anyway ha ha wow what a spectacularly bad idea#the OP of that poll's GONE#don't do it; ain't worth it.
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Don't ask:
- a man, his salary
- A woman, her age
- And a tumblrina (gn) who they voted for in the nge/moomin poll....
#Releasing this from the drafts bc the poll ends at 9pm today#It's been real y'all we go down gracefully it's been an honor fighting with y'all in the Eva trenches đ«Ąđ«Ą#Also why are pitting 2 bad bitches against each other#Like do ppl realize when they say 'moomin is for queer people' the lead of Eva is also literally a depressed bi like!#He should be doing numbers here on the depressed gay site come on. Yeah it was doomed by the narrative#But what is Romance without tragedy. Like man. What a trope (only talking abt the story not the authors obv)#Imagine hearing 'maybe I was born to meet you' from a divine being who sees all your faults#And how much you hate yourself and loves you unconditionally and intensely from the moment he lays eyes on you... I'M GONNA BE UNWELL#Regardless. Times are tough but we stay silly :3 let me be silly for a moment with u it ain't serious#Wow anna said something#Anna's shitposts#Nge#Eva#I just think they're wildly different in how they approach themes and it's weird and complicated to even compare them#One is lighthearted and comforting the other feels like being crushed by a thousand elephants both are important#We got far we deserved better than to lose bc of a bit everyone was committed to but. It's respectable. It all returns to nothing or smth#Edit: the sidenote is to differentiate between the fact one is not known for being queer media but it does have that#Despite it being so small in the story (the show at least but it's significant) and the other#Is obv queer media bc of the author and it's not in the story as far as ik but it's an accepting/inclusive story#Why do u think it got so big and a character that appeared once became one of the biggest*. It obv meant smth to ppl#*to the point he appeared more in the rebuilds and is all over in merch. ANYWAY SORRY FOR RANTING IN THE TAGS I GOT PASSIONATE OK
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RE: your post about nashuri being compared to re//ylo
you're so correct. i think people get caught up in the whole "quite popular ship about enemies who might have a romantic connection" thing and ignore the fact that the romance in rey//lo is completely fabricated and unsubstantiated while namor and shuri are shown as mirrors of each other since the very beginning and the story cannot go on as it does without the connection between the characters.
kyle doesn't care for rey whatsoever and has no qualms with hurting and torturing her even after he realised they were a force dyad (which was so half assed and obviously only done to fabricate a romance that just wasn't there); on the other hand namor sees himself in shuri since the first meeting and never intended to hurt her, not even after the perceived betrayal of her leaving with nakia. him killing ramonda was a response to ramonda's own actions and a fulfilment of a promise he made to her, he never did it because he intended to hurt shuri and knew that would be the surest way (we know from tenoch's interviews that he never really thought about how shuri would see his actions as an attack to her)
it vexxes me when i see fanfictions about "dark namor" where he acts like an unfeeling asshole who hurts shuri on purpose just because he can and he "breaks" her because that's kyle, not namor. he's a king and a man of his word, his actions against wakanda were a reasonable reaction to them invading his country and killing two handmaidens, and he had warned ramonda what would happen if they did so. his actions might have been morally wrong but not unjustified, and if he didn't stick to his word he would seem a weak leader.
anyway, sorry for the big ask. didn't want to add onto a reblog because people on this app don't know how not to be rude lmao
No worries about the long ask! I like getting asks every now and again, so this was a nice surprise.
Oh my gosh, the part about Ramonda's death being a fulfillment of Namor's promise to her.... I completely forgot about that part of the movie hjsdfgsdh. I only watched the movie once so I'm forgiving myself here, but yeah, this makes total sense! Namor is truly a man of his word - he binds himself to it, for better or worse. Also, I've said this before and N'jadaka confirms it, but ultimately, Ramonda did not have to die - she chose to sacrifice herself for Riri.
And yeah, it also makes sense he wasn't thinking about Shuri in that instance - he was thinking about what was best for his people, how to protect them and keep them safe. He made a tactical decision - by submerging the throne room, he assumed either Riri or Ramonda would die. And hey, if both did, even better. Obviously, that had some unintended consequences since Shuri was devastated by the loss of her mother and wanted vengeance, and Namor is the outlet to lash out both her wrath and the unprocessed grief she still carried for T'challa. That's why the ending of the movie is just... MAN, I cannot wait until February 1 to bawl my eyes out yet again!
Their story is eons different to how Kyle and Reyy interact with one another in the ST. For one, Kyle does not seem to resepct Reyy until the very end of EP9 (I never watched it so I'm just going off the synopsis). Man literally told her she was nothing and came from nothing. Juxtapose that with Namor clearly respecting Shuri as a leader of her nation as well as her intellect and empathy.
Then you just have the differences in character - Kyle is quite literally, until the end of EP9, a fascist that will do whatever it takes to control the galaxy and plunge it into darkness for... really vague reasons like emulating his grandfather? He kills because he wants to, because he likes it, all in a quest for absolute power and control. Meanwhile, Namor is an anti colonialist/anti imperialist who loves his people and will protect them however he can. As an anti hero, that means getting his hands dirty and killing those he sees as a threat to his people's safety, whether they were good people or not, whether they deserved it or not (the contrast between him killing US soldiers plundering his ocean for vibranium vs Ramonda and possibly tens of hundreds of Wakandan citizens). While they both kill, their motivations are fundamentally different and incompatible. Namor would see Kyle for what he is - another white man thinking of only his desires, trying to take what is not his and subjecting communities to unspeakable violence and misery.
Then you got Shuri and Reyy. Both are motivated by love and grief, but in different ways. Shuri is motivated by the deep love she has for her family and her people. Reyy, however, is motivated by the absence of love - she wants love, she wants community. She grieves what she's never had. That's why the scene between her and Finn before Kyle finds them in TFA is so memorable to me. She thought she found someone who could be hers, who could be a part of her community, and Finn seemingly walks away from it. Contrast that with Shuri, who is grieving what she's lost, who is slowly hardening herself to these losses, who is allowing the grief to control her, to slowly consume her, until it might be too late. Shuri and Reyy are fundamentally different characters that tell two different stories about the human experience and its eternal quest to be loved and find purpose within that love.
In fact, the ST and BPWF tell two incredibly, fundamentally different stories. And sorry not sorry, but BPWF is just more impactful, more insightful, and more in-tune with the human experience and nature than the ST ever could be. While BPWF is about grief and honoring loved ones, it's also about rejecting the ideals and methods of a white patriarchal society, about communities of color building and healing and joining forces to combat the erosion of their cultures, their resources, and their rights. It's why Namor and Shuri have an honest albeit complicated connection, while Kyle and Reyy have hastily shoved in forced conversations to get them to a place where it's possible (but definitely not probable) that they can be allies and more.
Now, about dark!namor... I haven't read any fics like that and I'm not going to if I can help it, but that shows a writer's lack of skills in writing complex characters. They're most likely projecting and just place Namor in that "bad boy" cookie cutter mold because that's what they've known and read all their life. This is similar to when I read zutara fics as a kid - there were a lot of people who just could not write Zuko without turning him into a bad boy, obsessed with Katara, and cornering her until she fell in love with him. A lot of complex anti-heroes/villains can easily get watered down in fanfics, especially by people who don't care so much for the characters but rather the tropes they seemingly represent. I like Namor and Shuri both as individuals and as a ship, so shoving them into tropes and situations they canonically would not subject themselves to (unless it's a straight up crackfic) is a no-go for me.
You can make Namor darker, a little more unhinged without going against the character's very nature. He doesn't hurt people just to hurt them - if he did, I doubt his people would love him so unabashedly, or there would be some active resistance against him and his leadership. At the end of the day, people can write whatever they want to write and ship whatever they want to ship and consume whatever they want to consume, but if they write Namor as an abuser (which is problematic for a whole host of reasons other than he would canonically never do that) and Shuri as some hapless victim who will fall in love with him anyway, they are doing a disservice to the characters and are perpetuating the violent ideals BPWF blatantly emphasizes we need to dismantle.
#i made my answer wayyy longer than your ask don't feel too bad now ksjdfhjkhsdf#namuri#anti reylo#seaprincess#naylor#asks on the run#wow who knew I could still analyze media in a meaningful way?#not me that's for damn sure#anyway kyle ain't shit he's never gonna be shit and namor would punch him in the face given the chance
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Sometimes I think I don't explain The Artist's insecurities very well in Cyberpink 1824, but on the other hand...
IT'S JUST THE RESULT OF BEING IN A PROFESSION SPENT 75% INSIDE YOUR OWN HEAD AND DEPENDING ON THE SUBJECTIVE REACTIONS OF OTHERS TO GET YOUR BREAD.
#cyberpink 1824#I used to be confused as to why artists who could kick my ass 10 ways to Sunday just kept it as a hobby#but now it's like y'know what? that makes so much fuckin' sense#art as a profession can be rather rough on mental health#ESPECIALLY IF ART IS YOUR ONLY HOBBY#and some people can't afford having more hobbies than that#having a âboringâ job where no one can emotionally manipulate you by calling you too dispassionate about your âlife's callingâ#is not a bad decision#*gestures at how much abuse there is in the games and vfx industries*#man plumbers don't have this problem#the leak is fixed or it ain't#âwow why aren't you giving 300% for the love of toilets?â#âwow why aren't you groveling to have this job for shit pay at this company that made your childhood?â#of course noncreative industries also have their abuses too *gestures at all the bullshit farmworkers go through*#but there's like a certain brand of killing yourself from the inside that comes with creating in a shitty work environment
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We're politics posting again lads
By that I mean I almost went completely right-wing in, like, ninth grade. I can't find that "escaped from the right wing failpost" right now but I saw like 4/5s of the tags on a post about it were along the lines of "I want to kill OP" and. man. that sounds exactly what radicalized me. I don't know what to make of that.
I don't really know where to go from there. I got nothing, I just remembered reading the snippet everyone was looking at, and just going, "Huh, that sounds exactly like what happened to me." Still happens sometimes! and then I see the tags on everyone else's posts and it's like yeah no wonder I fucking hated you back then, you keep telling me you want me dead. My base instinct is to hit all aggressive comments with the "right back atcha' pal" which isn't a great tool, but I felt it rear up again when I was reading and it was just aaaaugh you guyyys I don't want harm on you but my goodness everybody here is the worst.
(yes including OP. Fuckin hell that was a rough take once I saw it in full. But still, seeing the fallout is just reminding me how I got radicalized and it's really sad.)
#to be clear i am trans/brown/disabled#but i generally lump myself in as a white dude online bc i pretty much grew up as a white american#and im generally well-passing enough where ive sorta failed the trans experience.#anyways with that in mind: i have done this since forever and any time somebody comes after my demographic i have to remind myself#that they're not a radical yet they're just pissed as hell at something and just ignore it.#anyways it means that everytime i pass some posts its just like 'wow! yall do hate me- no wait fuck they're just talking about suburbiansâ#im not a cis white male in any way that matters except as someone who's failed to be a minority in any meaningful way#but at heart i am my fathers son and his son is mentally ill and got radicalized during a downswing and still deals with#all kinds of weird consequences. mostly just thinking all sides hate me because the right obviously hates me and leftist infighting/#general exclusion from safe spaces/skipping over of my struggles means the left ain't safe either#idk where im going with this. its a miracle that im not just a libertarian at this rate#i legit have no idea where i stand on the left because i cant find it safe either.#this sucks ass btw and its 100% because of that radicalization.#also because a lotta people said they wanted me dead and i not only took that to heart but went to the enemy because fuck it#if both sides want me dead then im going to the side thats recruiting. (<- BAD MINDSET! DO NOT FOLLOW!)
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its a sunday morning and you're entering the elevator with your little nephew. he's whining and stomping his tiny legs as you drag him by his little hand when the doors finally shut.
"c'mon sweetie it's okay...." you pout, crouching down to his level and meeting his wet eyes. you ruffle his hair with your spare hand and hold the newly purchased cap up with your other. "b-but...i wanted d-dynamight's cap!" he says, almost choking on his saliva. "oh, you..." you feel so bad for this little boy. he woke up (himself and you) at 7am on a sunday morning to go stand in the stupid line to get access to the limited edition hero merch. it was too bad that, that stupid dynamight happened to be everybody and their mother's favorite hero, because by the time you reached the entrance they were all sold out. "but, hey, you know, this shoto guy ain't half bad...?" you tried to chirp him up, opening up the cap as you point to the silly little picture of shoto. the elevator's reaching the penthouse, and you sigh when you realise you didn't even press the button for your floor. but hey, at least you finally get to meet the mystery man who bought the most expensive penthouse in your locality.
so your hands are gripping onto your little sad nephew's as he sniffles with his shoto cap on his tiny head and you turn slightly to look at, oh god.
a gorgeous man. tall and buff. a little scar on his right cheek. makes him look so much hotter. and then it hits you at the same time it hits your nephew. that's....
"DYNAMIGHT!!!!"
and you can't do much when the little boy throws himself onto him. dynamight's smirk turning into a worried frown as he wraps his arms around your nephew. "careful, kid." he chuckles as the little boy with wide eyes, tears completely dry now, speaks loudly about how much he loveeeessss him. you can't help but awe at the view infront of you as you realise how nice dynamight would look as a dad.
"you want that cap?" he whispers to the little boy who nods his head eagerly. to this, dynamight remembers izuku, and laughs a little at the memory.
then he takes the cap off of his head and sets it on the boy's.
"wow, you wear your own merch...?" you say as you try to be grateful and not cringe. and he immediately turns his head to you, with eyebrows furrowed, and a big pout on his lips, he's about to put you in your place for saying that.
but when his eyes fall on your face...the only voice that can be heard is your nephew's as he adjusts the cap on his head happily. his asks of an autograph go unheard by dynamight because....?
suddenly he's having heart problems again. and his ears are heating up, and he wants to know your name.
pt.2 pt.3
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THE HORNIEST
âł GOJO ăăšă + fem!reader
Summary : Horny!Gojo needs you so bad, he's insatiable. A menace.
Warnings : minors do not read/interact : smut/explicit content, it's very horny lol, not proofread, c*mshots and creampies, unprotected sex, multiple rounds, implied drunk sex
Note : lmk if you want more horny gojo lol đ reqs open!! anyways lol the title cracks me up. he ain't the strongest he's the horniest :(
Horny!Gojo introduces himself to you in the flirtiest way possible, cooing a sweet and drunk "Who invited the goddess?" into your ear. He's sat on the couch with you, one night at a stupid frat party. Starstruck by you. And your reciprocation made his chest feel fluttery for the first time in years. It also made his dick stand up in his pants.
Horny!Gojo leans into you for the whole night, whispering flirty things and dirty jokes into your ear like his mind is a factory pumping them out. You match his playful energy so well, he says "I think we're made for each other."
Horny!Gojo has his sharp eyes wandering to your thighs, then your shoulders, then your lips as you speak â and he licks his lips to wet them.
Horny!Gojo showers you in compliment after compliment, relishing in your reactions and getting greedier; he needs to get you alone. "Wanna go someplace quieter?" he has to shout over the music to ask you.
Horny!Gojo assures you with cocky confidence, "Yeah, I could make you cum. Aw, don't give me that eyeroll, it's turning me on. I know for a fucking fact I could make you cum. I could make those eyes roll back. I could make your legs shake."
Horny!Gojo squeezes your hand tightly when he leads you upstairs, and giggles with you as the two of you escape into a quiet, empty bedroom. His heart is panging so hard in his chest. His body feels electric. He's so horny it's the only thing he can focus on.
Horny!Gojo whimpers when you crash your lips into his. He starts making out wildly with you like he's a sex-deprived loser. Because he is. A sex-deprived, touch-starved college boy.
Horny!Gojo hits those deep, hard strokes with no breaks just to destroy you. He never lets up. Never stops to have a breather or lets you catch your own breath. "Working up a sweat bâabyyy? Too much dick stuffing your little cunt? Yeah? Is it too much? Too big? Too deep? Fuck, you're gonna squeeze my dick off, haha, calm down. It's just a little dirty talk."
Horny!Gojo murmurs into your ear, "All I wanna do is make you finish over and over again." desperation and conviction in his voice. He really just wanted to fuck you into bliss, have you dumb on his fat cock, have you squirming and whimpering and going feral for him.
Horny!Gojo pins you down like a beast but also pounds into you like he's the bitch in heat. "Oh my god oh my god yes yes yes fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckkkk that pussy's so fuckin' gooooodddd" he's a mess, just swearing and moaning like a broken record.
Horny!Gojo almost sobs your name into your mouth when he cums, draining every drop of cum that he's worked up for you in the past hour.
Horny!Gojo turns his creampies into whipped cream with his thrusts, smacking his hips so hard into you that you feel his balls slap against your ass. They're so heavy and full, makes you think that if you weren't on birth control you'd definitely get knocked up with just one of his fat nuts.
Horny!Gojo goes round after round, becoming a melting sweaty mess of a man and feeling his muscles tire out. He pins you to the bed with his whole weight, and gives you his all just to show off a little.
Horny!Gojo has such a strained but enthusiastic voice after fucking you into next year with his dick. "Wow... that pussy's so fucking creamy." he grins toothily. A sweat drop beads off his cheek. His bangs are stuck messily to his forehead, some brushed to the side.
Horny!Gojo is insatiable, he calls you long after the party, over and over, shows up at your door and relishes in how his horniness rubs off on you. He's always a giggly mess in bed with you.
Horny!Gojo needs you so bad some days that he comes to you straight after his workout at the gym, no shower just sweaty gym boy abs, and fucks you as a way to "push his limits" for like three hours.
Horny!Gojo needs to cum everywhere he can. It's like he has a cumshot checklist. Thighs? Yes. Tummy? Yes. Ass? Yes. Chest? Yes. Face? Yes. Pussylips? Yes. Hands? Yes. In your panties? Yes.
Horny!Gojo is so fucking cute when he kisses you after sex, nuzzling your neck like a cat and telling you how good you treat him with that five star pussy.
Horny!Gojo jerks himself alone when you can't come over :( always to you, of course. Sexts like a menace. He's a bit too good at it.
Horny!Gojo gets so pussy drunk sometimes that he begs you to become his wife. His dick feels so raw and sensitive but he keeps squeezing it into that tight hole of yours.
Horny!Gojo is obsessed with you, mind body and soul. Just the sight of you and sound of you makes his dick stand up. And then he's whisking you off your feet and frantically throwing you onto the bed, and you're giggling at your horny boyfriendâ oh... when did that happen? Hm. Well now he's your boyfriend.
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