#wow I’m high👹👹👹

[kermahillway]

I can’t decide whether I’ll get crucified by both the Bratt and Maxime enjoyers if I was to post a drawing of them both snuggling, or if they’ll be chill about it. Not that it really matters, honestly just want people’s thoughts on the ship. I’ll title it… “Disco-Bug,” because these days I think all obscures ships deserve a name. Perhaps if I just post the damn thing, people will hear me out and let me cook for them… Guys just let me cook, please🧎🏻‍➡️

[hotluncheddie]

New anon here... I've been thinking about the government shoving Eddie into witness protection without letting him say goodbye to the rest of the group, which is a real bummer Steddie-wise because they were definitely headed towards something. So Eddie is like, in the suburbs of Chicago or somewhere under the new name Nathan Edwards or something, gets a slave wage job at a Scoops Ahoy, and proceeds to eat his feelings.

A couple years later, Steve is passing through the area, sees the Scoops, and thinks what the hell, he's doing pretty well for himself these days at whatever "fuck you dad I can make it on my own" career he ended up choosing, he can go in and tip some fresh outta high school kid the way he'd always appreciated back in his Starcourt days. And wow, the guy behind the counter definitely isn't a teenager, but he does look familiar...

:0 anon!!!!!

i’m hoping by saying he eats his feeling in the ice cream shop that we’re on the same page here… (bc oof 🥴👹)

but ugh witness protection is so sad omg but big hurt/comfort possibilities maybe i think i think

they make them leave straight out of the hospital, him and wayne and one box of stuff each. they give them new names, a new place, set wayne up with a new job. but it’s not the same, nothing is, never will be. eddie has to cut his hair, thankfully not a buzz cut but he hasn’t had his curls sit above his ears in years. it’s the thing that makes his feel most strange, he thinks - not recognising himself in the mirror.

recovering physically took a long time, mentally, just as long. but eventually he needs to be around people again, needs money, a routine. the scoops job started as kind of a joke and then he realised it was the place he applied with the easiest commute and the owner was a really chill dude at the interview and then it really wasn’t a joke anymore. eddie worked a scoops ahoy. the pay is whatever but the work is fine and with wayne’s wage they more than get by and while it’s boring, it also kind of feels like breathing room, time to slow down and learn about himself again, after everything.

after a while eddie is actually kind of digging the sailor outfit, gives him an excuse to be kind of silly and get away with way more with customers that he should. like you can’t really get mad at him, not dressed like that, not when he still gets the orders right. it feels like a character, he’s the bard, the jester, and one day he’ll break free but for now - he enjoys the free icecream.

it started small, employees are allowed one item in break and he usually went for a soda, then that changed to a milkshake or a cone. and then one night he was closing and it was right by wayne’s birthday and there was a quarter of a tub set to be thrown out. and, well, eddie thought, why not take it home?

then the new monthly schedule comes out and since most of the part timers are younger and he has his (new) van it’s got him set to closing alone most shifts. fine by him, one hour of pay where he can blast his walkman while he cleans, best case scenario even.

he was also in charge of making sure the tubs were correctly filled ready for the openers and that meant throwing out the near empty ones. so near empty that that kid in eddie seems to rear up and remind him of all those times they couldn’t afford icecream, why let it go to waste? he always did have a sweet tooth.

so most nights his routine after work is to get home, have dinner with wayne, get high, watch some tv or read or listen to music and most notably polish off whatever ice cream and ‘only just out of date so still definitely good’ toppings he’s managed to squirrel home.

that last bit is notable because it’s been a year of working there, just under a year of this new routine, and eddie’s had to size up his once baggy uniform.

he’s kept definition in his legs and arms since his job is running around and scooping frozen shit. but now he’s padded with a layer of chub and his stomach is padded with a lot more than that, having bared the brunt. his cheeks have also rounded and his thighs and ass are honestly looking better than ever.

and with everything so new that’s been forced on him, this new at least feels like his. he knows how it happened, he’s not dumb, and yeah sometimes he ate just to wallow but he enjoyed every fucking bite of that ice-cream. and yeah he knows the red stripes that streak up his sides and push agains the waistband of his shorts aren’t everyone’s idea of desirable but, this is him now. everything else in his life is new, may as well have a new body to go with it. and to be honest he finally feels like he’s recognising himself in the mirror now. this new guy he’s had to become, there are ways that it’s still his.

but god does he miss everyone. not a day goes by he doesn’t think of home, his friends, his life, the people he almost died with. steve. so every night he gets high and eats ice cream and feels his belly swell that little bit more. sometimes he cries, sometimes he laughs but he’s alive and he has wayne and they’re safe. so every night he eats icecream.

-

steve moves to chicago with robin. he’s in school to be a physical therapist, robin studying italian. they moved just outside the city because it’s cheaper, a nice little neighbourhood. hes getting by, he works at a gym and helps with some of the classes, it’s decent pay and fun and he’s getting more and more days where that darkness feels far away, his rain cloud isn’t so thick. he’s doing it, surviving. living, even.

but, every day he misses eddie munson.

he’s out jogging when he spots it, taken a new route and made it to a strip of stores he didn’t know were there. with a scoops ahoy. just like summer of ‘83.

he laughs.

for old times sake and knowing robin will get a kick out of it he head in inside. thinks the 20 in his sock is more than enough to have spare for a tip that should brighten whatever kid is working the counter. surely they don’t still have the same unifo- nope, they do, and the guy at the counter looks much closer to steve’s age than the high schooler he expected. he’s cute. big eyes, nice hands.

-

eddie’s frozen. there’s a spectre in his store. steve’s staring at him. eddie’s stares at steve. eddie’s suddenly filled with anxious energy, unsure how to process what’s in front of him. tugs at his shirt out of habit, smooths the fabric down over the plush of his stomach, readjusts his hat that doesn’t need readjusting, bounces on his toes. what the fuck.

and eddie sees that steve doesn’t quite recognise him with his rounder features and shorter hair. he can’t wear his rings to work (they’re different, gold but still chunky) and, obviously steve’s never seen him dressed like this, also probably never imagined eddie would have a belly like that.

the second thing that registers in eddie, after the initial shock, is feeling his stomach drop out in fear. for wayne. for their place. for his job… for steve.

he doesn’t remember what the rules were about contact with his past. but he’s pretty sure there were rules on it.

but then something flickers across steve’s face, a flash of lightning, and he’s moving, leaning across the counter and enveloping eddie in a hug. ‘oh thank god.’ eddie hears steve breathe, strained and relieved and so full of emotion eddie feels his throat close and his eyes burn. steve’s here. eddie squeezes back and breaths deep, he smells like sweat and hairspray and home.

his steve is here.

and all eddie can do is cling back.

they’ll have to figure something out. he can’t let go of this again.

[gardens-of-may]

ENTRY ONE - beginning to chap. 49

spoilers ahead

aves and jamie are lit so cute together 

what the fuck is their wager??

so confusing 

ok daddy 

i’m ashamed

ummm anyway…

what’s stick up his ass doing here??

POOKIE 😍😍

she’s traumatized 😣 

i feel so bad

i just want to hug her and cry with her

i’m gonna cry 

anyway what’s he talking about 😬

school 💀 

BITCH WHAT

people thought he got burnt alive?

no he just crisped up a lil

ohhh on hawthorne island…

hm

i already know the synopsis for tgg so hmph

SHE STARTED THE FIRE 🫢🫢😱😱🤯

what if… she was just a girl? 🎀

i kinda doubt it but anyway 

ANOTHER POOKIE 😍😍

what the fuck is this bitch planning? 🤨

eugh 

is that denial i sense?

oh her

THIS POOR GIRL

WHAT THE FUCK

why is he here?????

oh shit

what are they doing now??

I THOUGHT YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING 

i cannot handle mystery i swear-

another game fun

avery and jameson totally didn’t like almost die 

no

twelve…?

SO HE KNEW

HAHAHAHA

what the fuck

JUST GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER 😭😭

he was a bad boy he did some bad things 

pookie don’t stare at him

omg he’s a poet

ugh bro ruined everything 😒

NO BABY NEEDS HER BEAUTY SLEEP

i want libby’s pajamas 😤

what is “mrs. laughlin” yapping about??

no thea

i’m confused again

pookie 👹

THEY CAN DO IT I BELIEVE IN THEM YES 

WHO IS S AND Z????

oh i’m stupid

i’m too stupid for these books

ok smarties

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING READ MISS???

ohh takes the you’re adopted jokes too far

IS TOBY AVERY��S DAD????

no

might have js spoiled it for myself BUT I DONT CARE 

i’m going to CRY

she’s serious now

i’m terrified 

wow he told what she already knew 

hmm

i think she likes him

oh my gosh hehehe 🤭 

OH MY GOD

oh poop not stick up his ass

i can’t handle this

beatdown?

they’re such boys

stop they’re actually fighting?

i hate them so much

nvm they’re sweet

what the fuck

i wouldn’t have survived that 

nash is one of the best brothers 

i feel so bad for avery

THIS BITCH IS ABOUT TO BE FUCKING DEAD

alisa gets it 🤭

what is this game????

POOKIE IRL??

what

STOPPP

libby…

he probably like staged his death

LIBBY

avery! 

JENWND

have we found another father??

NEESHWJSDHDHS

DHHDJEK

THEY KISSED SJSNENW

i’m lowk kinda jealous BUT IT DOENT MATTER SKDNSN

jennifer when i catch you-

JS LET THEM HAPPY

stick up ass is jealous 

i love xander 

tensions are high and it’s too casual so i’m ending this here

end of chap. 48

[skyshroom]

Fantasy high Junior year master post xx will update every week

!!!FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR SPOILERS, ALL FHJY SPOILERS WILL BE TAGGED #fhjy spoilers, #fantasy high junior year spoilers, #dimension 20 spoilers!!!

1. SUMMER SCARIES

Oh we are jumping straight into action

CANON NIGHT YORB DESIGN and it’s a fishy 🥺?! I’m in love

HANGVAN MINI IM GONNA CRY I missed u so much

Moggy the doggy!! I hope Adine just accumulates a truly irresponsible amount of little guys over the season

Baby mini (blursed)

Seated minis?!????

The new hangman art 🥺 puppy

Bloke mode Kristen applebees. Breakup hit you hard so sorry baby girl

After rewatching FHSY twice in preparation for this season I feel almost overwhelmed there’s so much stuff happening the set??? The battle map?? Seated and unseated minis?! I’m going into sensory overload

I need this battle music in my everyday playlist hello?

LOU’S FIRST ROLL OF THE SEASON BEING A NAT ONE (I recognize that dice)

First Beardsley 20 of the season we are so back baby

EMILY TOO LMFAO what is going on

These bits where a brand new character shows up and everyone already knows their whole deal are so fucking funny

Two Beardsley 20s!!!

This cliffhanger is going to be the absolute death of me omg what bad cheese did fig get into over the summer 👹

2. SUMMER BREAKDOWN

I’m a fool and tried to just add my live thoughts onto this post directly and lost all of it when the app crashed so lesson learned. Notes app first from here out. Anyways here are the highlights I can think of

The Ayda armor. Wow, we are so back Figayda nation

Riz hitting Fabian with the van twice is so bffs of them

Riz and Fabian are both breaking my heart already this season they are both so lonely but in such different ways ugh Fabian’s lack of connection with his mom and his security in the friend group while riz has a loving mom but feels so insecure about his place amongst his friends… zoo wee mama!!

Adine and Zayn’s friendship really means the world to me I hope that they explore it more especially now that Aelwyn bailed and left her at mordrid alone

Loving that Sklonda left the pig patrol behind hate that they’re screwing her over but what do you expect cops to do!

Gilear’s luck streak combined with fig’s weird bad luck with having to make a dex save on the stairs only to still wind up with her boot in a bucket of cement is making me nervous in a major way. And then the little blurb about doreen’s fishnet getting torn makes me think she’s got something to do with it and maybe bc Gilear was a lunch lad he is somehow connected I don’t know. I don’t know!

Kristen baby… lesbian canon event

Ayda and Arthur adventures Ayda I am praying so hard for you

The new ayda art 🥺 baby girl

[ariisheresstuff]

dabi drabble please !!!!!!

You got ittt 💕

Dabi is DEFINITELY that type of boyfriend to tease you about your height like DEFINITELY

He would purposely put cups or other shit on high shelves so that you can’t reach and have him get the stuff for you (this MF).

“Arugghh! Come on- screw being short bro!” You we’re on your tippy toes reaching for a specific mug for you coffee, and of fucking course Dabi put that specific mug on the third shelf of the cabinet 👹 You sighed before calling out to Dabi, he walks in with that shitty grin. You scrunched your nose in frustration, “What’s up baby?” “Can you get the mug for me?” He sighed “You know, you ask for a lot of shit you can get for yourself you know?” You gaped at him “Well maybe don’t put out of my reach smart ass.” He playfully gasped at you “Wow princess, no need to curse.” He then reached for the mug you were trying to reach for, you sighed heavily. He was about to give the mug to you but only for him to bring it up to his head, “First, you gotta gimme a kiss.” You groaned at him trying to reach for the mug only for him to pull it up higher, “Touya I’m serious!” He only chuckled at you, “Come on baby, just gimme a kiss and pretty easy if you ask me.” You groaned loudly before going on your tippy toes to peck his lips, “There. Now gimme it.” “Where are your manners doll?” You crossed your arms getting irritated, “Can I please have my mug?” He gave you a smile before lowering his arm down to give you the mug, he then leaned down to kiss you. “Was it that hard?” You just rolled You eyes before walking over to the coffee machine, “You’re so annoying.” He came up behind you to wrap his arms around your waist, he started to kiss your neck lovingly. “But you love me.” You giggled lightly “How could I not?” “You can’t get enough me doll.”

MasterList

Tag-List: @ebiharachan @otomefan @amis-love-bugs @slasherstories123 @writeslikedream

[blushinggray]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ❤

Wow thank you nonnie!! What a lovely chain to participate in, I love this 💞 my own personal faves change quite a lot as I continue to write more, but here are a couple recs that I’d love to share:

Thief (kita shinsuke/reader) 👹 — honestly still kinda consider this my magnum opus just bc of all the world building I put into it with the demon!au. Out of all of my one shots from this hq thread, I think I’m still most proud of this one the Hinata one is good too but ima keep it to one for this list

Watch Over Me (kirishima eijirou/reader) 🐺 — I cannot tell you how much fun I had writing this. All the emotional layering, tension, and the lowkey animosity of this fic was just such a good time for me. Despite the fact that I’m not the most proud of how I ended it with the last chapter, I still go back to reread this one sometimes (beware of sensitive themes tho)

Fall Into Place (midoriya izuku/reader) 💚 — smth I kinda like to go back to when I can’t fall asleep. I wrote this for a fic trade and went a little crazy with the wc. Def not my usual genre or character but I ended up so proud of it bc of all the emotional development and heart wrenching twists

Shot clock (bakugou katsuki/reader) 🏀 — originally just a drabble that was inspired by a fanart I saw of bball player baku, but ended up becoming so much fun. I love a lil high school clique drama/teen romance, and this is prob one of my fave kiss scenes I’ve ever written 😌💋 (tumblr post link if you don’t wanna jump over to ao3)

No Time to Hide (bakugou katsuki/reader) 👨‍👩‍👦 — if it wasn’t for the kita fic, I think this one would be runner up for magnum opus. I think it’s one of my more popular fics already so I didn’t originally wanna add it to this list but… idk it just has so many things I love in it; drama, tension, slow burn, reconnection, adorable children, and dilf!baku 😔✊ I do find myself thinking about it again every so often so I guess I have to add it to the list

Fics are always such a labor of love, so I’m so happy to get an opp to shine a spotlight on some of my personal faves. What /I/ love most in a story may not always translate over to what The People love, but I will always hype up my fic babies in hopes that others might give them a chance and enjoy them too 😊 thanks again, nonnie! 🌹

[celestie0]

WOW ITALY THAT'S EXCITING! I’ve always wanted to visit Europe (or anywhere outside Asia) but I haven’t gotten the chance yet 😭💔 ESPECIALLY ITALY. I NEED TO EAT AT LEAST ONE PLATE OF PASTA IN ITALY BEFORE I DIE 👹

but oh my gosh it does suck to travel around when you aren’t feeling your best :((( I hope you’re feeling a lot better now, ellie! get lots of rest and drink plenty of water !! (not me lecturing the med student LMAO)

as for me, I’m doing good! I’ve been lazing around, enjoying my last few weeks of freedom before uni starts. I’ve also been self-studying pre-calc ! I took AP stats back in high school because the uni I was originally aiming for allowed students to take stats instead of calc so I never properly studied pre-calc and calc 😭 (I was homeschooled btw so my subjects were pretty flexible) but plans changed and I decided to enroll in a different uni that required to take both stats and calc for the course I’m taking soooo 💔😭

but on a happier note, I’m meeting up with a close friend I haven’t seen since her family moved to Australia about 10 years ago !! her flight is in a couple of weeks and I’m sooo soo excited wbdjssj!! we’re gonna gossip about lame irl boys and gush about hot fictional men for sure 🤫

that’s all from me for now! I hope you’re enjoying your vacation so far! 💖

- 🫶 anon

HIII darling omg i’m so sorry this took me a while to respond to things were a lil hectic over here 😭😭😭

HAHAH no fr the pasta here is magnificent and the pizza too. literally the most random spots on the side of the road have like the best pizza i’ve ever eaten in my life. it almost makes the travel nausea n dehydration n chronic exhaustion worth it 🤣🤣 (i am such a delicate person)

thanks my love!! gosh idk i’ve just been STRUGGLINGGG out here like my body really struggles when it’s been taken out of its ecosystem n i am feeling the effects 🥲😅 buuuuut we’re flying back home today n tomorrow so :”) im gonna be happy to be home, except i leave for roadtrip right after buuuut at least it’ll be in the states where there is iced coffee n central air conditioning. BUT I STILL LOVED ITALY SM I DONT WANT TO SOUND LIKE I WASNT SO HAPPY N GRATEFUL TO GET TO TRAVEL HERE 💗💗💗

yesss my love enjoy that freedom!! hope you’ve been indulging in hobbies that may have escaped you when busy <3 ik that’s what i used to do when i had breaks from school lol. ALSO SAME I TOOK AP STATS IN HS TOO EYYY also noooo omg that sucks but it’s ok bb!! soon enough it’ll be over n you never have to look at calculus ever again 😭 it’s so good that you’re pre studying for it tho i think that’ll really help you for sure!!

AW OMG FRIEND REUNION THATS SO SWEET i hope you two have the best time!! seeing ppl you havent seen in forever is soooo crazy but sm fun cuz it’s like wow sm has changed but sm has stayed the same too n it’s like wow. especially chidlhood friends!! have u guys kept in touch over the years or is this sort of out of the blue meet up after being apart for a while?

thaaaank youu darling i am typing this ask out while suffering from a mild tummy ache so tysm for the sweet words that have distracfed me temporarily from the pain 🤣 much love from me!!

- ellie 💕

[smileysuh]

hazed

🌙 staring. Mingyu & Wonwoo x afab!Reader

🔮 synopsis. tensions have been high for a while, but an edible becomes the catalyst to a trio’d ascension to cloud 9, being a little hazy has never felt so good

cw/ tw. size kink, alcohol/weed consumption, man handling, dirty talk, switch!Mingyu, dom!Wonwoo, oral (f/m receiving), slight choking, face grinding, fingering, overstim, etc…

👹 rating. 18+ explicit I wc. 4k

🍭 aus. collage au, stoner au, best friends to lovers

☀️ mlist + an. weed is legal in Canada and that's all I'm gonna say about that 😂

Just as Mingyu’s starting to think ‘that edible was useless,’ the cookie he’d split with you and Wonwoo begins to take effect.

At first, it feels like warm hands running over his shoulders, prompting him to sink a little further into the couch. Then, the sufficiently stoned man notices the fuzzies dancing on the outskirts of his vision, and when he chases them - Netflix all but forgotten for a moment - the fuzzies become little light spirits that tip toe away, skittering and toying with him-

Smiling to himself, Mingyu turns to check on you and Wonwoo, eager to see if either of you are feeling it like he is-

You’re sitting between the two larger males, your head resting on Wonwoo’s shoulder while you discuss movie genres and scroll through Netflix.  

Mingyu loves sitting next to you. Loves the way his body dwarfs yours no matter what the situation- and he’s never more aware of it than when he’s high.

His eyes slide down your arms leisurely before landing on your thighs.

You’re in little sleeping shorts, and it’s times like these that he really appreciates them. 

Mingyu licks his lips, the haziness created by the weed is making him very narrow minded. He sees things he wants, and he wants them immediately- His eyes dart towards the kitchen - the munchies setting in - and he remembers the food available:

Oreos, birthday cake flavour because Wonwoo thought it would be funny.

Chips, Mingyu can’t remember if they’re out of Ruffles or not-

Beer. Yum.

Mingyu stands up abruptly, and it draws your attention, two sets of curious eyes moving to the lumbering giant.

“Beer,” Mingyu tells you, shuffling over to the kitchen with a one track mind and a body that teeters as it moves.

You and Wonwoo watch him for a few moments, simply assessing his state.

The weed is starting to hit you too, and ‘Wow,’ you think, as you drag your eyes up and down your friend’s form, ‘Mingyu is looking especially tall and thick today.’ 

He looks so good in grey sweatpants and a hoodie, shoulders broad and on display even whilst hidden under fabric.

Wonwoo notices the way you look at Mingyu, and he doesn’t mind.

Mingyu is gorgeous- and Wonwoo’s lived with his best friend long enough to know that most girls find the dude ‘irresistible’.

Mingyu is completely oblivious to his spectators as he leans down to look into the fridge, picking out a green bottle of lager.

He returns to the living room with more speed than his initial move to the fridge, and he turns to situate himself in the corner of the couch so he can look at you and Wonwoo; “Movies?” Mingyu asks.

You and Wonwoo give him a rundown on your choices, and as you watch Wonwoo speak, your eyes seem to focus in on his lips.

He’s so pretty, especially when he’s fresh from a shower like he is right now. He’s been allowing his hair to grow out lately, and there are little curly tufts here and there that make you want to reach out and tug on them- he looks like the perfect domestic arts major, despite the prestigious business degree he’s currently working on. 

You swallow thickly, realizing how thirsty you are.

Turning to look at Mingyu again, you gently take the beer bottle from him, smiling when he gives in immediately to the unspoken request. 

“You can finish it,” he says, as there’s only about a quarter of the bottle left- he must have been thirsty too.

You take your time while drinking, knowing that it would be really easy to spill this all over yourself-

Two pairs of eyes are on you.

Careful to finish up the bottle and get every last drop, you tilt it higher, tongue testing the rim for a second when you hit the glass to your teeth in your haze-

Both men are now pressed into their respective corners, with you in the center of the couch and the center of the attention.

Now finished your drink, you hand the bottle back to Mingyu, seeing the look on his face, and your skin flushes hot from the attention. 

“What?” you ask, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand.

Mingyu watches the action and then his eyes lift to meet yours, expression suddenly very serious- 

“I’m hungry.”

It’s a very odd shift, but you’re so eager to get out of this newly claustrophobic situation, feeling very on the spot- “Do you want Oreos?” you ask while rising to your feet.

“Not Oreos,” Mingyu grabs you with two large hands that ensnare you by the waist to pull you back to the couch-

You’re shocked at first, landing against Mingyu’s broad chest, his warm body keeping you cradled nicely, and you blink while looking into his deep, pretty brown eyes. 

Then you think of his words, repeating them, “Not Oreos?”

Wonwoo chuckles from his corner of the couch, “Smooth.”

But his words barely register, because one of Mingyu’s hands is on your throat, thumb teasing under your jaw, holding you where he wants you while his lips press against yours.

The kiss is sloppy, and Mingyu is eager, teeth clashing against yours for a moment before he adjusts; your friend pulls you to be straddling his hips, and thats when he finds control.

You can sense the shift in the man under you when his hands prompt you to grind down on him, and even through the lip biting and little whines, your attention is drawn to the feeling of him between your legs- 

You pull away from the kiss, and Mingyu grins up at you from under lazy eye lids. 

“Wanna eat you,” he hums, lips attaching to your neck, tongue tasting the skin; teasing. 

You thread your fingers through his soft dark hair, turning your head to look at Wonwoo, who is frozen on his side of the couch. His eyes are alert and he winks at you, flashing a soft smile to match his friend’s that has you swallowing thickly.

“Enjoying the view?” you ask, words coming out more shaky and slurred than you intended; the weed has you seeing stars, and Mingyu’s lips on your neck aren't making thinking any easier. 

Wonwoo hums a sound of affirmation and you watch him get more comfortable in his seat, a deep sigh of contentment leaving his lips. It’s obvious he has nowhere to be and no plans to speed things up.

The business major seems happy with just watching… and you kind of love it.

You turn your attention down to Mingyu, who is still sucking on your collarbones with a fevered greediness. When you rut your hips against him, Mingyu groans, fingers digging into your hips before releasing again.

“Thought you wanted to eat,” you tease.

Mingyu adjusts you quickly for a stoner.

Somehow, he wraps you in one arm and manages to stand and throw you on the couch. He clammers down to his knees less than elegantly, but the way his eyes light up as he pushes your legs open and drags you to the side of the cushion makes up for it. 

“Off,” he says, eyes fixed on your core, which is hidden by the sleeping shorts he’s now toying with, tugging at the fabric. 

You lift your hips, and the shorts are torn from your body, leaving you in underwear and a hoodie. When you settle again, the first thing your friend does is push your legs open, swallowing thickly while taking in the panties sticking to your hot core.

“Mingyu-” you begin to close your legs, starting to feel embarrassed and a little unsure of yourself- 

Are you being hasty? Are you really about to fuck your best friend? Are you going to fuck both of them?

“I just-” Mingyu frowns and then brings both his hands up in front of his face, making something like a ripping gesture- 

“He needs help taking your panties off,” Wonwoo says with a laugh, he’s always been able to translate ‘Mingyu gestures’ into words.

You nearly melt; “Are you serious?”

“I don’t want to rip them, but they’re in my way,” Mingyu whines, pouting and pushing his face into your thigh. “Take them off.”

“Push them to the side,” Wonwoo suggests. “Unless you’re not that hungry.”

“I am,” Mingyu says immediately, glaring at Wonwoo. “Starving,” he draws out the word and nuzzles his face against your thigh, nipping at your skin.

“Prove it,” Wonwoo responds, “or maybe I’ll start to think I want it more.”

You groan at his words, hips shifting up, attention focused on the man between your legs “Mingyu- please-”

His big eyes look up at you, and he presses a sloppy kiss to your inner thigh, “do you like it when Wonwoo Hyung talks about wanting you too?” 

A sound of affirmation leaves your lips but you can’t find it within yourself to speak, too overwhelmed by Mingyu between your legs and his hair tickling your skin when he presses another kiss even closer to your heat- 

You take your hoodie off-

“Are we sure we should be doing this?” Wonwoo asks suddenly, and it makes both you and Mingyu look at him with confused expressions at the change of pace. “I mean,” Wonwoo shifts closer, looking you in the eyes, “we’ve both wanted you for a while, but I don’t want you doing this just because you’re high.” He cups your face with his hand, thumb brushing your cheekbone, “I don’t want you to regret this tomorrow-”

“Wonwoo, shut up,” you can’t help but laugh a little at his words, “of course I want you both-”

“You do?” Mingyu nips at your thigh again and Wonwoo releases your face to allow you to look down at the man still kneeling on the carpet.

“Isn’t it obvious?” you ask. “Come on- you guys have to know how hot you are- and you’re two of the nicest guys I’ve ever met-”

“So why haven’t you fucked us yet?” Mingyu groans needily, hooking his hands under your thighs so he can drag you to the edge of the sofa, eyes looking up into your own. 

“Why haven’t you fucked me yet?” you ask- only to let out a squeal of surprise when Mingyu buries his face into your panty covered core like - well - a mad man. 

“I’ve been trying-” Mingyu mumbles, words vibrating into your wet heat and making your legs tremble on either side of his head.

“We’ve both been trying to broach this with you for a while,” Wonwoo admits, fingers trailing over your collarbone thoughtfully, “but every time I flirt with you, you brush it off.”

“Because you tease me!” you say in shock, realizing, for the first time, that when Wonwoo had said things like ‘someone is looking cute today’ he hadn’t been making a jab at you? 

“I don’t tease,” Wonwoo insists, even as his digit traces the swell of your breast, “you just never believe me when I compliment you.”

Mingyu is getting tired of the talking, and he puts his mouth to better use, pulling your panties to the side before diving into your core with his tongue. 

You immediately grab at Mingyu’s pretty curls, a gasp of ecstasy escaping you at the feeling of pillowy lips now suctioning at your clit-

“And Mingyu’s been acting the part of boyfriend for months,” Wonwoo says, looking down at where his best friend is lapping at your core and making enjoyable grunting noises as if he’s a starved animal finally having food after a long winter- “the piggy back rides, giving you his jacket-”

“He’s just-” your voice catches as Mingyu pushes a finger into your core, “he’s just nice like that-”

“Baby,” long, cold fingers encircle your throat, and Wonwoo prompts you to look him in the eye when he says, “nobody is just nice like that.” 

It’s the most you can do to let out a small needy sound before you’re removing one hand from Mingyu’s hair to thread it through Wonwoo’s instead, pulling his lips to your own. 

You’re shocked by the differences in the way each man has pressed his lips to yours- Wonwoo kisses you like a man who knows what he wants, a man savouring the moment, even as you let out whimpers of need-

“You’re really worked up, huh?” Wonwoo chuckles against your lips, and you nod, tugging at his hair again in an effort to drag him back to you. 

It feels amazing to have both of their mouths on you at once- and Wonwoo’s kisses become rougher the more needy you get, his body responding to your growing insatiability-

“Wonwoo-” you whimper when you feel your orgasm building, Mingyu’s mouth working lewdly and noisily at your clit-

“You gonna cum for us?” he asks. The hand encircling your neck pushes you back slightly so he can asses your face, and then your friend’s fingers release you, skimming down your chest and stomach- 

Mingyu presses his tongue into your hole, allowing Wonwoo room to play with your clit, and two digits begin rubbing wet circles there-

One of your hands stays in Mingyu’s hair, keeping his face where you want it, and the other latches onto the front of Wonwoo’s shirt. 

“Come on baby,” Wonwoo breathes, leaning in to press a kiss to your neck while he continues to work you closer and closer to the edge- “Mingyu wants a taste, he’s been thinking about it for months.”

The thought that your best friends have been lusting for you for months is the last bit of praise you need to be pushed into pleasure, and a gasp tumbles from your lips, chest arching while you grind down on Mingyu’s face, eager to ride this out-

“Fuck-” you gasp as business major next to you continues his assault on your throbbing clit, “Wonwoo-” your best friend slurps at your cunt and your thighs shake by his ears- “Mingyu!” 

The man between your legs groans loudly, fingers digging into your skin to keep you anchored while you’re worked through a mind blowing orgasm.

And when you’re done, Mingyu removes his mouth from your core with a loud pop of suction, groaning before diving back in with his tongue momentarily- 

“You taste like candy,” he tells you before finally pulling away from your entrance and standing- he looks down at you with blown pupils, and for a brief time, nobody does anything, the three of you simply exist, breathing and taking in the moment.

“We should go to the bedroom,” Wonwoo suggests finally, fingers finding your collarbone again and dancing across your skin, “unless you want to watch a movie.”

You’re shocked at how Wonwoo always stays so controlled- even while high, he’s an eloquent protector, the person who’s always making sure everyone’s needs are accounted for-

“Bedroom,” you respond, and the next thing you know, Mingyu is picking you up from the couch to take you there himself.

Oddly enough, the two of you end up in Wonwoo’s room, and you’re tossed onto familiar sheets, with the familiar smell of Wonwoo puffing up to greet you, and the familiar vibe of a comfortable place you’ve been in a hundred times before.

Mingyu collapses next to you, laying on his side and propping his head up with a hand. 

“You know the way you drank the rest of my beer?” he asks, while tracing the lines Wonwoo had been so enraptured by earlier, pointer grazing over your collarbone lightly-

“Yeah?”

“Can you drink me like that?” 

You’re up an straddling his waist within seconds, pressing kisses to his face while saying, “of course I can!” quickly beginning your decent-

“Fuck- is this real?” Mingyu asks, lifting his hips so he can wiggle out of his sweatpants while you pull his hoodie up-

“I think so- unless I’m the one dreaming,” you respond, enjoying each new sliver of skin revealed on the body that’s been tantalizing you for months- Mingyu works out, and you trace the lines of effort across his abdomen.

“We can’t both be dreaming,” Mingyu decides, grabbing a pillow to prop under his head so he can watch you as finally reach the area he needs you most-

“Do you two want me to take a picture as proof?” 

Wonwoo’s teasing makes your heart flip in your chest, and you look over your shoulder at him while playing with the waistband of Mingyu’s briefs. “Are you going to join us?” you ask.

“If you’ll let me,” the business major responds, one knee on the foot of the bed before he joins you on the mattress, taking the spot right behind you. His hands graze over your ass, toying with the fabric of your panties, which Mingyu hadn’t bothered to take off earlier. “What do you want me to do to you, pretty girl?”

“You know what I want,” you groan in frustration, turning to look back at your own task at hand: getting Mingyu’s painfully hard cock out of it’s confines. 

“I wanna hear you say it,” Wonwoo’s hands massage at your ass, and you let out a pleasurable sigh at the feeling, resting your head down against Mingyu’s abdomen to take a breath and recollect yourself.

“I want you to fuck me,” you say, and Mingyu shivers beneath you, from your words, or the feeling of them on his sensitive skin, you’re not sure. 

“Yeah?” Wonwoo hooks his fingers in your panties and drags them down your legs. Cool air washes over your heated core, and now it’s your turn to shiver- “Want me to fuck you here?” two of Wonwoo’s digits dip into your entrance and you let out a mewling sound, squeezing Mingyu’s cock through his briefs-

“Fuck-” Mingyu pushes his hips up, not enjoying the way you’re both being toyed with-

“Please-” you groan, wiggling your ass in an effort to tantalize the man behind you while unwrapping your own present-

With one motion, you pull Mingyu’s briefs down, and his long member all but slaps up against his lower abdomen. Your friend gasps at the cold air on his hot skin, and you’re quick to wrap your hand around his length, swirling your tongue around the head of his obnoxiously large cock-

“Shit-” you’re a little worried about Mingyu and the swear words that tumble past his lips while your own wrap around his girth, and the hand that grabs at the back of your head is needy, a little rough too-

“Don’t break her,” Wonwoo warns behind you when you gag around a dick that’s much too big for your small mouth, “you always forget your own strength, especially when you’re high.”

A memory of Mingyu accidentally breaking in the bathroom door at a party while high flashes through your mind, and you groan around his cock, turned on by how large and strong the man below you is-

“She just feels so good-” Mingyu moans, throwing his head back into the duvet while forcing his hips down- “baby, you feel so good-”

Another happy sound leaves you at the pet name, and more swear words escape Mingyu’s pretty lips- 

Wonwoo’s fingers are removed from your pussy, and you take Mingyu out of your mouth to protest- just as Wonwoo guides himself into your wet core.

Without Mingyu stuffed in your mouth, your moan at the new intrusion rings loud and clear, and you rest your head down against Mingyu’s thigh, closing your eyes as you enjoy the feeling of Wonwoo slowly pushing into you.

“Oh my god-” you gasp, toes curling from pleasure while you continue to pump Mingyu’s cock. 

“Feels good?” Wonwoo asks, two cool hands settling on your hips, and you can hear the smile in his voice. 

“Feels so good-” you respond, kitten licking at Mingyu’s cock-

“Fuck-” Mingyu’s hips rut up, and you immediately rush to give him your attention again, placing him back in your mouth like your favourite lollypop, and suckling on him for all you’re worth-

“Holy shit-” he continues to cuss, and he thrashes a little under you, abdomen tensing when he sits up abruptly to tear his hoodie and shirt off, leaving him bare to the room. Mingyu’s skin is flushed a pretty shade of pink, and his large hands find the back of your head, prompting you to take him deeper into your throat again- 

“Gyu, if you’re going to cum, you have to ask permission to do it in her mouth,” Wonwoo clicks his tongue in a way that’s almost condescending- and you moan a little at his words, realizing - like he had - that Mingyu is achingly close to coming undone-

“God-” fingers tense in your hair, and Mingyu pulls you off his length, “can I cum in your mouth? Please?”

“Uh huh!” you respond with sounds of affirmation, too enraptured in the moment and in the feeling of being their needy little cock whore to even speak proper words- 

Instead, you wrap your mouth around Mingyu again, gripping the base of his length to pump what you can’t fit past your lips-

“Holy fuck-” Mingyu groans loudly, one hand grabbing at the sheets-

“Keep sucking baby,” fingers dig into your hips and Wonwoo’s words make your pussy throb around his cock, which continues to glide in and out of your wet heat, “I wanna see you giving him everything you have.”

There’s something about Wonwoo being the watcher, the one in control, that makes this whole drug fuelled sin scene feel much dirtier in the best of ways-

You can give up any thoughts or worries, can give in to the primal instinct that has you sucking on Mingyu like a life line while Wonwoo continues to rail you from the back- because Wonwoo has everything handled.

You’re not sure who cums first, you or Mingyu, but you pussy clamps onto Wonwoo with a vice grip at the same time your senses explode with a manly muskiness that courses down your throat. 

Fingers dig into your hips, and the sound of throaty moans and skin on skin carries you through the wonderful, lusty haze that comes with a stoned orgasm. 

You do your best to continue working Mingyu with your mouth until he’s gasping and whining, pulling you off his cock forcefully- 

Opening your eyes to look up at your friend, you get an amazing view of taught muscles and flushed skin-

Likewise, Mingyu is enthralled by the fucked out expression on your face, the saliva coated lips and the spit bridge connecting your mouth to the head of his cock, which is still aching with need-

Behind you, Wonwoo lets out a grunt, thrusts faltering, and it’s enough to clue Mingyu into the fact that his hyung has finished too. 

In the wake of pleasure, the three of you need a moment of recuperation, and in those quiet moments, where all that can be heard is heavy breathing, Mingyu feels most at peace. 

There’s no judgement, no complications, no worries about one position being more sexy than the other, or if someone has a few love handles- all that matters to Mingyu is the heat of his skin where you’re touching him, and the feeling of your breath as it stirs goosebumps to the surface of his thighs-

Mingyu swallows thickly, eyes trailing over your form while blood begins to rush down to his cock again- 

He’d gotten one thing checked off his bucket list: finding out what you taste like, and now, he’s eager to get another dream scenario completed: he wants to feel your velvety walls wrapped tight around his cock while he fucks you into Oblivion- 

And as he watches you and Wonwoo adjust, your own arm raising with pleasured goosebumps after the brush of Wonwoo’s fingers across your shoulder, Mingyu knows his night is just beginning…

✘ thanks for reading :) ✘ Please find the teaser for the accompanying patreon exclusive extension of this fic below :)  ✘  if you liked this fic, you might also enjoy ‘Hit’ with stoner!vernon

✘ [extension synopsis]: you wake up after a wonderful night with your two best friends- except one of them is feeling a little off, and you’re determined to show him you have space in your heart for more than just Mingyu

✘ [warnings]: oral (m receiving), dirty talk, pet names, exhibitionism, deep throating, mentions of somnophilia/threesomes, etc…

✘ [pairing]: Wonwoo x afab!reader ✘ [word count]: 1.5k - 250 words shown in teaser ✘ [genre]: 18+ smut

You’ve woken up in Wonwoo’s bed before, but never like this; never nude, and wrapped in a tight embrace, Mingyu’s small snores sounding in your ear with each sleepy breath he takes. 

Usually, when you pass out here after getting too drunk or high or just too tired to go home, you wake up to Wonwoo laying flat on his back on his designated side of the bed, but today, he’s not there. 

You frown at the loss of one of your friends, even as Mingyu adjusts behind you, nuzzling into the back of your neck-

You’ve spent the night here enough to know that Mingyu needs much more sleep than his elder roommate, and with the shock of waking up Wonwoo-less, there’s not a chance in the world that you’ll be drifting back to dreamland any time soon. 

The process of getting out of the bed without waking Mingyu is tedious, but you accomplish it after a few minutes of slow inching until you’re completely out of his grasp.

Once free, you find your clothes, which had been scattered around the night before, and you get dressed. Your eyes linger on Mingyu, who had now rolled onto his back, an annoyed expression on his sleeping face, hand grabbing at the sheets-

You feel a little bad that you’d left him, and he’s obviously missing you- even if it’s just his body reacting to the loss of your heat, but you’re determined to find Wonwoo. 

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[starblitz]

Dear Evan Hansen: Blind Reaction (derogatory)

Before you click the “read more” button I’d like to state we ( @simppoyo and I) absolutely hate Dear Evan Hansen and this is our first time watching the movie. If you’re a fan you can ignore this post I literally don’t care, shoo.

Bullet list of things we found completely ridiculous ft. commentary:

"Nice manicure, very school shooter chic."

"M,, sorry [naruto runs away]"

"I wish I was different 🥺 I wish I was apart of something 🥺"

"You fell out of a tree? [Stiffled laughter] That's the saddest thing I've ever heard."

"[has asthma attack in the bathroom and looks like an entire blowfish]"

"[Goes onto Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram like the true 30 year o- I mean high schooler he is]"

"This is... Connor wanted you to have this. [hands him his own letter]"

"Connor took his own life. [deadpan]"

"[Entire school gossiping about a suicide]"

"[Takes picture with the besties the day after news breaks in front of dead persons locker]"

LITERALLY THE MOST AWKWARD DINNER SCENE EVER HELP

"[Says dead brother was a bad person RIGHT AFTER HIS SUICIDE]"

"Who knew rehab could be so much fun."

Connors dad is kind of a dilf ngl

"It was just... [Breaks into song at dinner table]"

Take a shot every time Evan sings "forever"

"[Runs like a wild animal]"

"[Falls like a gmod ragdoll]"

HELP MY BOYFRIEND SAID EVAN LOOKS MANIC

"They think you're lovers you know that right 🤨"

"I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight"

"Ugh calm yourself honey🤨✋"

"[Fruity twirl]"

WHY DID HE HIT THE WOAH HELP MEJEKDHENBDMD

HELP MY BOYFRIEND SAID THIS IS US AND I SAID I'M THE GUY THAT KILLED HIMSELF

Why they dancin like those early 2000s mmd music videos

"Take that trees."

"No, Larry, she needs her parents. 👹"

Dilfy voice "I will sing no requiem😈"

"My dad uh... He lives in Colorado... He left when I was seven😃"

WHY WE POOPOOING ON LARRY ZOEY???

"Like what things? [Awkward silence]"

"I do that ironically ✋"

THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE WHY IS THIS MOVIE SO FUCKING HORRENDOUS

Take more shots every time Evan sings "her"

EW EW EW EW WHY'S HE SO DISGUSTING I'M SORRY BUT I'M STILL NOT OVER HOW EVAN LOOKS LIKE AN OLD MIDDLE AGED MAN

EVAN HAS A RADIOHEAD POSTER IN HIS ROOM I'M LOSING IT

"[Shares medication information cutely as besties do]"

Me calling Alana(?) pretty for the entirety of her song

"All of us anonymous ones😈🥲😔🥺💔⛈️⛓️🔪🚬🩸���⛈️💔🥺😔🥲😈"

"He never got invited to a single party😔🥲"

"You're so handsome😌" and it's the ugliest tie I've ever seen

"[Breathes heavily into mic] good mo🔇📣EEEE🔇good morning🔊 sorry-🔉"

HELP ME THE PEOPLE LAUGHING AT HIM ID BE LAUGHING TOO

Why is he licking his lips so much???

MY BOYFRIEND JUST DROPPED THE BOMB THAT HIS SCHOOL USED THIS SONG FOR A CHOIR CONCERT ONE YEAR??? WHAT?? HELP ME??

"[Sings in cursive] you will be fouuuUUNNDDD😩"

"His best friend died... You won't believe what he did next!" HELP ME?

[School presentation squares form Connors face like the fucking intro to Megamind]

Why is the dad crying making me emotional I hate this movie but that made me tear up a little it's literally the most emotion I've shown this entire time.

"This is just horrid 🤨" - My boyfriend

"You're gonna wanna grab some tissues 😔☝ [CUTS TO EVAN VOMITING]"

"Yeah he does..." He says as he doesn't have a dad.

WHY DOES EVAN SIT LIKE A SHRIMP HELP MF SAID 🍤🦐

HE'S JUST CONFESSING TO HIS MOM HELP THIS IS SO TENSE

"You know those aren't free!!! 👹"

Nvm he pussied out ✋

"Is your room upstairs? [Evan proceeds to give Zoey the grossiest smile ever]"

"I like u cuz... U." Wow that's crazy Shakespeare.

EW GROSS TOUCHING ZOEY DON'T TOUCH HIM HE'S GOT MAD UGLY DISEASE

Imagine how awkward...you're a ghost and you see your sister and "best friend" becoming a couple... I'd off myself x2

HE'S GOT Y@OI HANDS BYE

THEY KISSED AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S 30 AND THE ACTRESS FOR ZOEY LOOKS LIKE SHE'S IN JUNIOR HIGH I'M SO UNCOMFORTABLE

Not another dinner scene I can't take this it's so awkward

Evans mom is such a bitch 🤨

SHE DID NOT JUST POST THAT LETTER... GIRL????? LMAO

"ARE THEY GONNA ARREST THE INTERNET????!!"

The way he's coming clean through song is fucking sending us

"🐳WoOOOoORDs🐬 fAil🐋"

HE'S SUCH AN UGLY CRIER IT'S SO SCARY

Some of this is shot like a horror movie it's so bizarre

NOT THE MOM SINGING NOW

My boyfriend momentarily scooches his cat out of his room and I just hear "mEEWw"

"Mom isn't goin anywhere 👹🚬[smokers lung]"

Evan's "YouTuber Apology" ensues

SHUT UP I AM NOT TEARING UP AGAIN OVER CONNOR SINGING AND HIS FAMILIES REACTION I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING FUCK YOU

"[Squeezes knee]"

BYE WHY DID THEY FORGIVE HIM

I hate this fucking movie man

Dear Evan Hansen more like Die Evan Hansen

The credits was the best part to the movie tbh.

"YOu wiLL be fOIUUnFdD🐋🐋🐋🐋" and I reply "dude your MOM will be found... In my bed tonight OHHHH🔊🔇"

US LOSING IT OVER SOMEONE NAMED "LUCY BUTT" AND MY BOYFRIEND SAYS "NO WONDER THERE'S SOMEONE NAMED BUTT THIS MOVIE WAS ASS" HELP ME

Final Thoughts:

Horrid.🥰😍

[murfeelee]

Weekend! Cyberpunk! Replies!

Thanks so much for all the supportive comments on my recent Cyberpunk INSP posts, everybody! 🤗

C2077 is quickly proving to be one of the hardest games I’ve extracted & converted CC from. All I can do is keep trying, but as I’ve shown y’all, I suck at this.

I don’t want y’all getting too excited -- I already said I don’t take CAS Requests, and that’s cuz CAS gives me the hardest time, and I get really discouraged when stuff doesn’t come out right.

So I sincerely thank y’all for being so supportive, regardless, even when I’m messing up & the CC quality’s not great. (Looking at you, Misty’s hair.)

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simsmono replied to your post “Yoru no Machi Pt1 - The Pickup  CAPTIONS AS TEXT -...”

Wow 👏 super awesome looking pics!!

ratztom replied to your post “Yoru no Machi Pt1 - The Pickup  CAPTIONS AS TEXT -...”

Beautiful as always ! I love this city vibe 😍☺️

SAAAAAME!! There’s no way I can emulate the sheer awesomeness of Night City; that’s why I’m calling mine Yoru no Machi instead. 😅

Cyberpunk 2077 is one of the most beautiful games I’ve ever seen, bugs and all. I wish I lived there IRL. Keanu wasn’t even lying, Night City is BREATHTAKING.

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TYGER CLAWS REPLIES

obscurus-noctem replied to your post “C2077 WIPs Pt1: Tyger Claws (虎鉤衆)   Riding out...”

Yesss, love this! 👹

👹👺😈 ❤️

white-enamel-ts3 replied to your post “C2077 WIPs Pt1: Tyger Claws (虎鉤衆)   Riding out...”

I just saw this post.. wow just love every thing and every one, so i read your thoughts (lol how it has sounded) and i haven’t found out xd. I’m not playing cyberpunk2077 but cyberpunk style has always fascinated me and this post is great                          

LOL, thank you! The Tyger Claws are some of the most hostile enemies and they’re effing scumbags, but by god do they have the best style in the whole dang game. 👌

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VOODOO BOYS REPLIES

ashuriphoenix replied to your post “C2077 WIPs Pt2: Voodoo Boys A mysterious gang from...”

A lot of love went into this.  Even if you fail at everything you’re intending to convert, this still shows a lot of dedication!

Thank you.

white-enamel-ts3 replied to your post “C2077 WIPs Pt2: Voodoo Boys A mysterious gang from...”

they are sure to be a success because they really look great

I’m suuuuuper excited to share all the techno CC with y’all! ^0^

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MISTY REPLIES

obscurus-noctem replied to your post “Misty’s Esoterica Misty’s Esoterica is a new-age...”

This is excellent!! Looks exactly like cb2077!

rebelsimz reblogged your post “Misty’s Esoterica Misty’s Esoterica is a new-age...”

HOLY SHIT

jolifleurbleu replied to your post “Misty’s Esoterica Misty’s Esoterica is a new-age...”

Amazing work! It looks so great!

rysyu reblogged your post “Misty’s Esoterica Misty’s Esoterica is a new-age...”

OMG

jazzysimlife replied to your post “Misty’s Esoterica Misty’s Esoterica is a new-age...”

Can’t wait to download!

white-enamel-ts3 replied to your post “Misty’s Esoterica Misty’s Esoterica is a new-age...”

I can’t press the heart more than once to like it, but I LOVE this post ❤️like ❤️like❤️like❤️like❤️like

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CC REPLIES

obscurus-noctem replied to your post “C2077 Misty INSP Set”

*screams* thank you so much!!! There were so many objects i was eyeing during cb2077 gameplay, they’re so cool

You and me both, I was like ��� 👀 👀 👀 👀  the whole time! XD An Asian-fusion New Age witch!? I’ve found my people! 😭

pattsimsblog reblogged your post “C2077 Misty INSP Set”

since i love cp2077 i need to share this with yall #yasss

headspacedad replied to your post “C2077 Misty INSP Set”

oh complete LOVE! I was hoping for Cyperpunk 2077 cc and I knew you’d be the one I could count on!  Thank you!

You know me too well! *high fives* I’ve been waiting for this effing game for effing years, and I HAD TO.

ratztom replied to your post “C2077 Misty INSP Set”

This is so cool ! *0*

descendantdragfi replied to your post “C2077 Misty INSP Set”

Thank you! Amazing work!

I’m blown away, y'all. Thank you! Happy simming!

[birdstooth]

Hal had lingered for far too long, and you just weren’t in the mood for him. Sending him off with a couple of ham and cheese sandwiches.

Well shit. Now I look like a clown for going off about her not making sandwiches for Halle Berry last time 😭

It was infuriating how he waited to have dinner with you. Even if you weren’t eating with Cole, eating alone was just fine by you.

This is straight out of my teenage diary 😅

UGH, why are mom and dad always making us eat together as a “family”🙄🙄🙄 so gross I’d literally rather eat in my room ALONE. No one understands me 😒

And ok, bc I made a commitment to stick with my candidate (and I guess fellow scorpio), here we go:

How is this infuriating? Isn’t it polite to wait for ur host before eating? Even as a formality? If someone is coming an hour late to the sleepover, we will have some small snacks and wait to eat pizza later TOGETHER as a squad, instead of letting Lisa eat pizza alone in the corner while we argue over who would be which Spice Girl in our friend group

Cole was forward, but not too crass.

Sis he pushed u in the above average creek 😭😭😭

It was only the first day of summer and there was a man coming to pick you up

Brain: Is it just me or does this sound very ominous

Me: it’s just us. Bc u see “a man”, and think “The Man” (like, the government), and our knee jerk reaction is to “stick it to the Man”.

Brain: oh I see, so when I read this sentence, what I’m actually thinking is “it was only the first day of summer and the government agent had somehow managed to track me down. Ot was only a matter of time before he found the safe house, but I’m ready - I’m not going back to jail, even if it comes down to a shootout at high noon” 🤠

Me: basically

Not some boy that assumed you would cater to his every whim, but a man

Dude he just wanted a sandwich 😭🥺🥺

He made you feel seen and not gawked at.

Can we review that footage from above average creek tho bc I think some gawking happened

Surely the mundane day to day life in Johnsontown was stifling your creativity,

Not me reading this as Jones Town and being like girl, u are in for a wild ride 😅

Hearing the soft knock on the door, and harsh howl of Loretta

Get him Loretta!!! Go for the jugular! 👹👹👹

and Loretta backs away from him

I’m going to trust the dog’s instincts on this one 😤😤😤 also what’s this mofos zodiac sign huh??? Better not have more friendship stats with Loretta than me 😒

he holds up a crude bouquet of wildflowers

Me: Keep your fucking weeds bro 😒 (lol if Loretta isn’t going to be vicious, I’ll be vicious enough for the both of us 👹)

Loretta sniffs the floor until she reaches him, giving his feet a quick smell before sitting in front of him.

Nooooooo Loretta 😭

Dogs are too pure 😖😖😖 she doesn’t understand he’s a person that drinks coke with peanuts

⚠️NOTE: lmao so I did a quick read through after I finished writing the comments, and like, I definitely go off the rails here. Not like in a rambling tangent way, but in a “death of the author” way.

Idk if I’m just high key paranoid and distrusting, but for some reason I kept hearing the jaws music in the back of my head lol 😂

So after I wrote it I was like, wait is this rude??😬😬😬 Should I delete?? Bc if I wrote a comedy for example, and everyone came out being like “wow greatest horror film since Psycho”, I might feel not good haha. Even if they had a positive response, I might be bummed out that it wasn’t interpreted the way I wanted/intended.

But then I thought idk, maybe this could be interesting in some way? 🤔🤔🤔Like to see the reasoning behind someone’s personal reaction, even if it’s off the mark?

TL;DR I got psychological thriller* vibes from this chapter when I think I was supposed to get either warm and fuzzy or horny vibes lol.

So, if u want to walk a couple blocks in my shoes, I guess keep on reading, and if not, see u next chapter?? Haha

*like, a GOOD psychological thriller too. Not like how Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room” is unintentionally hilarious and has ppl laughing at the film instead of with it. If someone gave me this chapter without context and told me it was in the genre of stuff like “Fatal Attraction” or “Dangerous Liasons” or “Cruel Intentions”, I wouldn’t for a second doubt it.

🦈🦈🦈

“You live with your parents?”

STRANGER DANGER!!!

the correct response is: ya, I live with my parents, our SWAT team of security guards, and 87 attack dogs.

“They’re gone all summer.”

For real tho like why would u tell someone this??? Am I paranoid? I would not tell anyone this. Maybe he’s not a psycho killer, but he could be a burglar??? A bandit??? A dog thief???? An Amazon package stealer?? A prankster that will replace the filling in your Oreo cookies with toothpaste????

“You’re alone now. Does that scare you?”

Who asks this kind of stuff?? This is the question ppl ask to covertly assess your alertness level and safety precautions. 😰

I mean, who is the killer going to go for, the person that says, “nah, I’m not scared, I don’t even lock my door hahah”

Or the person that says “ya I triple check all the doors and windows, make sure the alarm is turned on every night, and sleep with both eyes open and a grenade between my teeth”

Is it different in small towns? Do y’all not grow up with adults constantly warning u not to approach strangers in cars, or to be very suspicious if someone asks you to come help “find their lost dog”?

I love my parents. I get along with them. They leave me alone, and let me live my life.

Do they rly let u live your life tho? Like why was ur mom talking about grandkids with Hal then huh?

“Would it have something to do with that notebook you were writing in when I met you?” You stare at him dumbfounded and he shrugs, “I’m observant. And currently, I enjoy watching you.”

Am I honestly crazy or does everything this guy says scream, DO NOT TRUST. HE’S ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS. But then I’m also like, I think this is supposed to be romantic tension???? 😂😂😂

idk… if someone was like “yeah I’ve noticed u always use fountain pens”, I’d be looking around for a large, unmarked van every time I went outside 😳

And doesn’t “I enjoy watching you” not make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up??? I’m getting up to do a full sweep of my apartment rn tbh. That’s some stalker talk.

These are examples of things that are acceptable to enjoy watching

Cat vids

People. In groups. In Paris. Outside of a cafe. With a coffee

Paint drying

The Kardashians (both on Keeping Up and their new Hulu (?) show)

Things that are NOT ok to enjoy watching

Water boiling (bc it won’t 😒)

YouTube ads (on principle, u should force urself to hate these)

An individual person (outside the context of them doing a confessional on a reality tv show)

Any form of Logan Paul content

He steps closer to you, but never touches you.

Jab his eyes out!! Omg. This is the intro to sooo many kidnapped/taken hostage scenarios, like when the killer is slowly moving towards u and u are slowly backing away until ur back hits the wall 😫😫😫

Someone should not be in your personal space like this??? It’s a threatening power move???

Dude, unless we are like doing some kind of irl chess LARP thing and I’m the king peice, u should not be within 3 squares of me. Take several steps BACK BRO ✋✋✋

“I figured the roll around in the water, that kiss, and the fact that I made you dinner was enough to explain why.”

Sinister AF 😖😖😖Ok, after the words went thru the processing centre in my mind, the scene is this: u are alone with the kidnapper and ur like “why are u doing this to me?? Why meeee (very Nancy Kerrigan post kneecap attack*) What do u want??”

And they’re like “I think u know what I want. Didn’t u see the roses I left u? The poems I wrote?“

😵😵😵

*

What the author writes:

“You’re fascinating. You didn’t go to college just to earn your MRS degree,”

“You didn’t just go to college to find a husband.  You’re perfectly content in being you. Not being entranced by a balding preacher who just wants you to be barefoot and pregnant while you wait on him hand and foot. Hoping that a marriage would clear his philandering ways.”

What my brain sees:

you roll your eyes, and pull at his hand, but once again, he proves his strength, becoming unmoving,

Dude, this is PEAK HORROR MOVIE 😳😳. The girl is nervously trying to laugh it off like hahaha stop being silly, and the guy is deadass stone cold serious and standing his ground like a predator that knows he has u trapped 😰😰😰

“You never dated Bill?” You shake your head no, “And who’s helping you out with the farm?”

First he comes in with his handful of weeds and is like “awww a puppy!!” So u let your guard down and invite him in, and then he goes all Jekyll and Hyde 😵‍💫

“So there is someone. And no, I’m not jealous. Just want to let you know, I don’t date around. I don’t have time, and quite frankly, it’s exhausting to have to carry on the same conversation with multiple women, and try to keep up with details. I date one woman.”

Also, I feel like anytime people start a sentence with “I’m not….”, they definitely are what they claim not to be lol.

“I’m not trying to be rude, but this chicken is really dry”

Like ok??? Then don’t fucking eat it Karen 😠

Also, she never asked for any of this info? He just started villain monologuing out of nowhere?? 😫😫😫 why is he telling her this???

Look, as someone who is very accustomed to doing long pre-ambles to idk, minimize whatever problematic shit I’m about to say, this is definitely a disclaimer someone would say to cover their ass about some type of questionable behaviour.

He’s like, low key accusing her of idk, being some kind of floozy? And then laying down the rules like, “this is how I operate, get with it, or get stabbed 15 times in the chest”

“it’s exhausting to have to carry on the same conversation with multiple women, and try to keep up with details”

Big incel vibes rn😥 dude, no one is making u do any of this lol😭😭

That’s like me saying omg so exhausting to have to read through my 47 spam emails from random things I subscribed to years ago 😫 like, I could just not read those emails?? And if he could just like not have multiple pans on the fire at once or whatever it’s called when u have several schemes running simultaneously???

he’s like the angry guy who complains about how annoying it is to do this and that to impress women and it’s like no one asked u to do that man… u did that to yourself lol and now u are mad bc it didn’t work out

😓

Also, carrying on similar conversations with multiple ppl and keeping track of the details? That’s not a big ask! That’s what ppl do every day irl when they make friends or meet new people. Or like, talk to co-workers lmao.

And ya, I get that small talk can be exhausting, i also have a barely functioning social battery, but I’m not going to act like it’s a huge burden. Literally every one has to do this in life. And honestly, if having to chit chat with a few people and keep up with details like their hobbies and interests, is such a big hassle, consider urself lucky that’s the most exhausting part of your life lol. Some people don’t even have sandwiches to eat out there 😭😭😭

Also, maybe don’t expect it to be easy to find a date if u hate the process of dating? What, are women just supposed to want to date u without going through the initial what do u do for work, do u like hiking, what’s your family like, etc?

He doesn’t want to put in the work of getting to know people??? The heck??? It’s so… “Supreme gentleman” Elliot Rodger 😰😰😰

“Right,” you look away from him, and you feel his unease, although it wasn’t warranted

DAMN RIGHT IT’S NOT WARRANTED

“So you want me?” His lip curls up as he smirks. “So this date isn’t necessary, because you do in fact already want me?”

… this is seems like entrapment lol. Like he’s taking her own words and twisting them to make it seem like she already gave him the go ahead to take things further 😬

It’s very Regina George, “oh u said thanks when I called u pretty? So u agree? U think u are pretty?”😅

“I want something more meaningful than sex,”

Ok YASSS state your expectations, girl

“Who said anything about sex, Bumblebee?” He reaches out a hand, and it hovers over your hip, “Are you uncomfortable with me touching you?”

is he low key gaslighting her??? The whole “this date is unnecessary bc u already want me” was clearly an allusion to sexual desire, but now he’s like “whoa, I never explicitly said that!” So he’s making it seem like SHE’S the one that brought it up, when she was only saying what he was implying in the first place 😭😭😭

this is like when the lawyer cross examining u asks all sorts of leading stuff like “did u hate this person? Wouldn’t u benefit from their death? Haven’t u said in the past everything would be better when if they weee gone”

And u clearly see where this is going to u try to pre-emptively avoid the accusation by saying “I didn’t get along with that person but I would never hurt them!”

And then the lawyer is like “ whoa whoa whoa, who said anything about hurting them?? Why would u bring that up?” To make u seem like the guilty party when they just set u up

🫠

“No,” your voice croaks out. His hand presses on your hip, and he gently shushes you.

Just bc she said she’s not uncomfortable with u touching her doesn’t mean she’s giving u permission tho?? I’m not uncomfortable w donating blood but like, don’t tackle me at Starbucks and slit my throat u know??? 😬😬😬😬

It has to be on her terms😠😠😠

“I need you to breathe.”

1.) He makes her feel uncomfortable

2.) She gets nervous

3.) He gets to act like the rational person here lol like “hey, calm down”, as if she’s doesn’t have a legit reason to be nervous

U know what… all this is going into my cop Cole = peanut man conspiracy FACTUAL EVIDENCE folder bc these are some hard boiled interrogation tactics fr

🤔

“Just breathe. We’re just talking. But I need to know, so I don’t cross a line, are you saving yourself for marriage or something?”

“Just talking” 🙄🙄🙄 ok but like telling the Taco Bell employee you’re going to strangle them with their own intestines if u have to wait another minute for ur order is also “just talking”

🤷‍♀️

And then he has the audacity to be like “just so I don’t cross a line”. Dude, u crossed that line ages ago. U are at the bottom of this page of lined paper.

I mean, this isn’t a bad convo to have, but he kind of just put her on the spot like that?? Am I wrong??? Am I just traumatized for being randomly called on too many times in class when I didn’t do the homework???

Also, man, u don’t “need to know” in order to avoid “crossing a line”. I wouldn’t go up to someone and be like “I need to know whether u are ok with me following u around all day, so I don’t cross a line” Lol, why don’t u just like, keep urself from crossing that line on your own??

Let’s say the line is having sex. Could he not just like, ask for her consent when it gets to that point? Why does he need the consent up front?? And even if he gets it up front, she is still entitled to change her mind later on.

So really, no point in getting your line crossing license now, bc that shit expires immediately. 😐

Bumblebezos gave him a genuine answer and was clear about her expectations, but yikes. U in danger girl.

“Okay. No pressure. Let’s go on our date. Is this your first one?”

NOOooo. he does not get to do all that and then be like “haha cool, no pressure” and flip the nice guy switch back on. He just pumped her for some very personal info that he “needed” to know, and then wants to pretend like he didn’t just put her through the ringer?? At least he could be like “ty for answering my questions, is there anything u want to ask me??”

Even the most awful of job interviewers will do u that courtesy😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

But instead he goes straight to stroke my ego city and is like was I the first??? Come on. This isn’t a livejournal post in the early 2000’s, when ppl would clamour to get that “FIRST!!!!11” comment

This isn’t the space race 😭😭 What is it with men and wanting to claim their territory like this??!

“You kissed some boy on the playground, didn’t you? That doesn’t count. I’m trying to go for bingo here with your firsts.”

He’s on a power trip lmaoo. Why does he want to “go for bingo” with her firsts? He’s basically saying he wants the power dynamic in his favour 😥

Plus he’s making up random ass rules? Like, oh that didn’t count, it doesn’t count unless I’m first. 😒

“So, I give that one to me.”

Crown yourself emperor while you’re at it, Napoleon 😤

Any man should be honored to fill up your bingo card.

😬😬 Ok, maybe it’s like a reference to the olden days when they had dance cards so it’s like a cute turn of phrase…

But also maybe it’s that thing that frat guys do where they compete with each other to be like who has been the most sexually adventurous with a girl. 🤨

“I’m only teasing. You're adorable when you get embarrassed. I have a feeling your entire body is heating up.”

🙄It’s like catcalling someone and saying “it was a compliment”, or grabbing someone’s ass as “a joke”. You can’t just make an inappropriate remark and say “only teasing”. 😒😒

“She’s the matriarch, and the oldest daughter of Tommy Mason. She owns the orchard, even though her siblings have some shares in the business. This will eventually be mine.”

What happened to mr “I want ppl to like me for me”, “I want to escape my mother’s maiden name” huh?? Why so braggadocious all of a sudden 🤔🤔🤔

he digs into the picnic basket, producing a very modest dinner. “Mom did this while I was setting this up,” he tells you.

Not him being like “I will provide dinner” earlier and then being like “mom made this” 😂😂😂

“So what did you think about last night when you were in bed?  Be honest. I just want honesty. I’ll tell you what I was thinking about.”

EXQUEEEZE ME? Why is she impressed by this? It’s rude as heck. And he always asks in such a weird way…

Saying, “be honest”, so if she doesn’t want to answer then it makes her look like she’s hiding something, when really, she doesn’t have to share any of these details with him lol. It’s like setting her up to either tell him the info he wants, or appear to be secretive.

COP INTERROGATION 101 🚨🚨🚨 I know all the tricks ok, I’ve seen them 👀

. Here’s another one: someone says they are ESL and can’t communicate with the cop, and the cop thinks it’s BS, so they say like “oh hey, is that your wallet/keys/whatever on the ground there?” (while gesturing to some spot on the floor), and if the person looks then the cop is like “GOTCHA! u understand me perfectly well, I’m going to note that you lied to an officer” but like, idk, if I was arrested in Italy by an Italian speaking cop and they asked me a question (u can tell it’s a question even if u don’t understand the language bc change in intonation at the end of the sentence), and then gestured to the ground somewhere, I would look too? Like maybe he’s giving an instruction idk, I just want to avoid a baton to the face lmao

Also, I feel like peanut man would never talk like this to another guy. Not just the innuendo stuff, but the phrasing and everything.

“What pizza toppings did you get bro, be honest. I’ll tell u what toppings I got too”

😒

“You wanted honesty. But I also wondered what you would feel like laying under me.

I cry lol 😂 he’s like saying she wants honesty too so he has an excuse to overshare his fantasies.

Like, I DO want honesty from people, but I also DONT want unsolicited info. Men, pls keep your honest descriptions of your dick to yourselves ok 😒 the only person u should share that with is your doctor and only if they ask u to 😫

Also, being “honest” and saying “honestly” doesn’t give u carte blanche to say whatever. “Honestly Becky, I think about slapping u in the face all the time. Just being honest with u 😘”

“Good. I’ll try to keep my thoughts of you a bit more tame, unless you don’t want me to,” you don’t know how to answer, so you just nod your head. “I see. Maybe your thoughts will become more sinful, too.  Don’t be afraid to act on those thoughts. Sometimes self discovery is more important than me discovering you. And I’ll only push you as far as you want me, too, okay?”

FUCKING MASTERFUL.

can we get a slow mo replay of that like they do in sports??

First, he says he’s going to try to keep his thoughts more tame

This establishes HIM as the chaste one, like he’s making the effort to keep it PG, like he didn’t say all that other innuendo stuff earlier

Then, he adds “unless u don’t want me to”

It puts her on the spot, he’s basically asking her give him permission to go wild with his fantasies

Q: If she says ya pls keep it PG, is he really going to refrain from thinking whatever about her??

A: No way in hell, but he created this illusion of choice to make it seem like she has control over something like HIS THOUGHTS

so since she’s on the spot, she just nods which I feel like is more a nod of acknowledgment than a real answer to his question ☹️

Then he subtly encourages her to have spicy thoughts as well

It’s like “maybe u will think of a pink elephant… maybe not…but maybe u will, who knows”

Like now that u brought it up, of course she’s going to think about it 🙄

but him throwing that “maybe” in there will make her think that she came up with those thoughts herself, when he really just prompted her

“Don’t be afraid to act on those thoughts”

… do we really think he’s saying this to help her feel empowered?? Or is he just trying to get his dick wet

From everything she said before (well, maybe he doesn’t remember bc it’s so “exhausting” for him to have to keep up with details), she seems pretty empowered already

She already told him she knows what she wants, and she isn’t going to be pressured by the town to become the traditional wife/mother that they want her to be

He doesn’t need to tell her don’t be afraid, but him saying it makes him seem so progressive and forward thinking

Like, is it a coincidence that the person who benefits the most from her acting on those thoughts is HIM?? 😒

At the same time it’s patronizing; she doesn’t need your permission dude

“Sometimes self discovery is more important than me discovering you”

And like, if your self discovery opens the door for me discovering you, that’s just a bonus, an not my original intention at all!! 🫠🫠🫠

WOW. He would do well to start a cult, bc that is some skillful bs

would he be happy for her if she did all her self discovery and was like “actually, I don’t want u”, or “actually, I prefer to get off on my own”??

… Pretty sure he wouldn’t be like “great! My job here is done! I’m off to empower another young lady!”

He would be pissed, or at least disappointed that her “self discovery” wasn’t her discovering that she wants to be physically intimate with him 🙄

“I’ll only push you as far as you want me to”

And how exactly is he going to know how far she wants him to push? Bc it seems like he decides how far he wants to push and then convinces her to let him.

But saying this makes it seem like he’s giving her total control when he knows damn well he has her eating out of the palm of his hand 😵‍💫

“As long as I’m the one you’re practicing with. We can even try sitting down, or laying down making out. It’ll really make you feel things.

What happened to all that self discovery rhetoric huh?? What if she self discovers that she wants to kiss other people??

And he was all “no pressure”, but then presents her with a bunch of options that she’s now going to feel like she SHOULD try bc he suggested them

And there was something that made you want to continue to make Cole proud. And that’s just what you would do.  Hoping for that confirmation from him.  

Lady, this is exactly how everyone in the town wants u to be 😓

So she ends up back where she started, in the submissive role she didn’t want in the first place, but now it’s better bc it’s on her terms? Or she THINKS it’s on her terms at least 😖😖😖

Sheeeesh 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 I think I got it like a weeks worth of cardio there just from fear alone 😂.

Anyway from a scale of 1-10, with 1 being totally rational interpretation, and 10 being like, u need more tin foil for that hat?? How delusional am I? 😵‍💫

Potentially relevant facts:

idk if u had to read “Great Expectations” at school, but the way Ms. Havisham basically raised Estella with a STRONG “men ain’t shit” philosophy is pretty close to my own upbringing haha. My whole family is very like, STEP ON HIM, matriarchal, etc.

I went to this tiny… Scottish themed all girls school from k-12 that was veerrry heavy handed with the female empowerment rhetoric (fun facts: we had “clans” like the houses in Harry Potter, some kind of ceremony involving bagpipes every month, our prefects had their own special tartan kilts, our Head Girl (like class president I guess?) had a special ceremonial dress uniform with a codpiece and a dagger in her sock)

In the summers, I was sent to this all girls camp in Algonquin park for 4-6 weeks (kind of like a national park where u can call and stuff and it’s up North isolated from cities) where we canoed, and swam, and basically lived like pioneers. And we also had a uniform, and had to do this weird yoga flag salute every morning. All the camp counsellors were women and literally the only males were: kitchen/cleaning staff, groundskeepers, maintenance workers, a guy that brushed/fed the horses and scooped the poop, and when we went on camping trips there was always one dude who accompanied us to carry the bulkiest equipment, do the heavy lifting, and make our food/set up the fire so we could have fun playing in the forest lmaooo (I distinctly remember one time our group was bored so we just made mud balls and threw them at him for fun, and then at night we threw rocks at his tent and he couldn’t do jack bc the counsellor was technically in charge and she didn’t discipline us lol. It was truly a utopia up there😌)

All this to say, sometimes I feel like I was molded in a certain way, but then I think about it and I’m like… but men actually ain’t shit so was I indoctrinated with this girl power stuff, or was I just being prepared for the real world???

Stained Like Georgia Clay, Part 3

Summary:  Cole has something special planned for you

Pairings:  Cole Turner X Reader

Rating:  🥰

Warnings:  bit of teasing, beginnings to a praise kink, age gap, 18+ ONLY

Word Count:  3.1K

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it is seriously ironic that eddie is all 🥳🥳🥰🥰” but jonathan is “👹😡😰” like, as you said, they’re the same guy in different fonts! i mean- they’re all about being who you are, not who others want you to be- take care of kids, MUSIC!!! weed, ect ect. like obviously they have vastly different traits- but they have the same building blocks in general! eddie was obviously just a filler for Jonathan (the whole freak thing primarily)

but it’s super duper ironic that people will shit on Jonathan for just doing weed, but not care about Eddie hanging it out to high schoolers? and since eddie would be two years out of highschool i’m counting him as an adult (at least compared to highschool age)

like pick a side. how are you gonna be mad at a guy who’s doing weed because it’s his only coping mechanism for insane amounts of trauma but not a guy who hands it out to school aged kids???? super big pretty privilege

but yeah like i personally don’t forgive Jon for the photos but i don’t make that out to be his whole personality, especially compared to the things PLURAL that steve did. like i will hold BOTH of them accountable! not just choosing one like majority of the *cough* Steve stans *cough*

glad i’m not the only one that agrees that neither/both Jon and Nance were in the wrong and right, i don’t understand how people take sides on that. like- jonathan (as a man) couldn’t understand the misogyny, although he could have tried to do something, but because of his financial issue, it could be extremely difficult. i mean, he’s perfect at the job he has- so had the rats not happened, and he defended her, maybe he would have been fired, and then had only his moms income source, which would suck for him VERY MAJOR TIME, and nancy (as a wealthy or generally well off person) couldn’t understand that he needed that job! and then they both get their asses kicked, kiss some, apologize some, and everything is chill

and i swear if anyone switches sides in Season Five i will explode them with my brain. especially if it’s because he died. and why would people hate on max! she’s so cool, like yeah she (from what i remember, could be wrong) was sarcastic and sassy and maybe a lil rude but like, they (mainly Mike) were excluding her, not to mention the family issues! also even if none of that was true (the party + family issues) there’s still nothing wrong with that! like boo-hoo if someone isn’t an angel and super nice, Max is awesome and funny in all of her sarcasm! the way she behaves is awesome i love her she’s fantastic and anyone who disagrees is incorrect <3

i hate it when people only like a character after they die/nearly die. it’s such BS. like you’ve hated on them for how long now, but now they’re dead and apparently you love them? i hate people like that. like wow.

but yeah it does seem like they will just hate on any character that doesn’t fall in line with their perfect image. like can y’all just take a second to try and understand where they come from? like do i have the same life as Jon? no, not at all. i mean, it’s seriously similar is many aspects, but i was never heavily physically abused, my dad is still in my life, and i think i’m the only queer one in my six kid four parent divorced family, so i’m not giving the Jon to Will talks. but on a mental level (jonathan’s urge to please people at the expense of his own, ghosting when he can’t do that, feeling responsible, hating social stuff, music is the answer to everything, not being what people want me to be, etc ect) but anyway the point is! i don’t have a life exactly like Jonathan’s- but i understand everything he does and why! it’s really not that hard to understand why he does (and others) and why. like, you don’t need to understand why exactly, per say, but anyone can get a general grasp of “they’ve had a shit life which explains their actions now” and honestly anyone who doesn’t take the time to consider why a character does what they do should not be able to speak on them only after you’ve thoroughly analyzed a character like a scientist may you speak shit on them

the amount of Jonathan hate (more so the TYPE of Jonathan hate) is absolutely bull shit. i saw one person ‘tell’ Jonathan to stop whining about his life, specifically his money and father, and make change about it like Nancy??? like what the actual hell? this person really said jonathan was pathetic because of his abusive father and money issues?? and then told him that he needed to try and fix it and wasn’t aloud to whine??? about a money situation he was born into and has been working to fix since he was 16? and then his ABUSIVE FATHER. who i may point out was bad enough that Jonathan checked a car trunk for his brother. that’s just one of the many many many examples of these shit people.

but to then insult Jonathan, thus Charlie’s physically appearance? just wow. disgusting. if you have to rely on someone’s (who hasn’t even done anything wrong, especially just an actor) appearance to be rude, your just a bad person. and in order to defend a different fictional character? wowwwww.

at least half the fandom is exactly like the ST bullies, and they don’t even realize it.

people calling cosplayers cringe even though Stranger Things is all about being who you are and (in the eyes of others) cringy

also in DnD there’s a bunch of costumes n shit - i’m in a DnD party, someone hand knits their own hats for their character, it’s really cut)

as you said, the rampant homophobia. i saw one mileven say “at least our ship can get married” like wtf. and the amount of people who said Will is just some gay boy who will be dead on the side of the street. like what is wrong with them

like how are you gonna watch a show about poor outcast kids and then being who they are and act like you live them and then behave identical to their bullies. idiots.

but yeah i’m a firm believer that (stonathan or not) if anyone treated Jonathan like that again, they’d be fist fighting with Steve within seconds

I guarantee you that to defend Steve (a fictional character on a tv show), you do not have to attack Charlie (a real person)