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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.
#personal#dumb#my art#immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it#cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going âfuck thatâ and making a satir#scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#âThe Critical Drinkerâ (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator#scrolled through the comments#second panel face#this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for ânot understanding what fascism isâ#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going âwow yeah that was pretty obvious huhâ like literally the from opening#to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to âthose who serve their nation first and earn itâ#and then seeing droves of people online going#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's#the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.
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Okay.
As much as I love feral Satan, who lets his instincts run wild and growls, bites and everything else⊠his soft side is so fuckinâ cute.
The Satan that stares at you in confusion as you tend to a small cut on his hand heâd received on one of his rampages, unbothered by the mess around the two of you and concerned solely with him. How he doesnât quite know why his chest feels so warm and tight as he looks at your gentle, concerned expression.
Satan, who doesnât understand why he feels so weightless with you, why his heart flutters and why he wants to hold you so gently, as if cradling something precious.
Satan, whose anger fades just from your presence alone, overtaken with feelings heâs never experienced, that baffle him entirely but he canât get enough.
Satan, who desperately throws himself into research just to understand you a little more, to put a name on how he feels about youâ whoâs just as afraid of his own feelings as he is elated by them.
Satan, who worries youâll be frightened of him if his temper rises, but you never are, even when he tells you that you should be.
Satan, who lays beside you, watching your sleeping face and utterly baffled that you trust him so completely to allow him to see you in such a vulnerable state⊠who knows deep down heâll protect you forever.
Satan, who fumbles each time he tries to explain any of this to you, whose face becomes adorably reddened with each failed attempt.
Satan, who realizes that youâve accepted him entirely, his every fault, his everything, before he had even come close to accepting himself. Who loves you more than he could ever put to words, or that he could ever really comprehend.
Just him. You know? Ahh, just helping him come to terms with everything he doesnât know, to grow and understand. Helping him, in the end, to love.
#Obey Me shall we date#Obey Me Nightbringer#Obey Me#Obey Me Satan#He has been plaguing my mind all day#just the soft moments with him#how confused he would be#how you accept him before he even accepts himself#fucking hell I love him so much okay#~astro fidgets#I didnât even listen to a thing anyone said in the meeting I was just in#mind is only on writing and Satan#Wow thatâs a sentence you canât really say out loud huh#obey me Satan x reader#mc is so damn lucky#~take time to relax
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OH RIP JARROD HE'S GETTING FIIIIIRRRRRED đđđđđ
#JOKE obvs skdjekakdkdkwkd that was amazing like. wow they really do NEVER fuck up huh#mcrmelbourne2#melbourne 2#flashing video#my video#**#whole gang#me and nick cackling in the background lmaooo
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Rook: I'm really worried about Davrin and Lucanis, they keep arguing with one another... Its very bad Varric, what if it effects them in battle?
Varric, remembering that one time Fenris broke Ander's nose then took a knife in the back for him in the same night: I'm sure they'll be fine kid. They're barely even arguing if you ask me
#dragon age#dav spoilers#sorry its so funny to me#varric hearing the veilguard talk about their problems like adults instead of fucking/drinking/fighting their way out of it:#'wow my kirkwall friends really were fucked up losers huh:#'* whoops#i wish veilguard cast was a little bit toxic... i need them to be mean#lucanis should hate me so much more for choosing minrathous over treviso#i was counting on the yummy character drama...#he does trust rook a little bit less cause of it though so ill take that#i do feel bad about treviso im already planning a crow rook to save it and romance lucanis#sorry to compare these two to fenris and anders again i just think its funny#they should let me stick anders in the middle of the lighthouse#his sheer inability to cope with shit in a healthy way would be like setting off another bomb#someone tries to applogize and anders starts on his Bullshit you know what I'm talking about#can you guys tell i miss him. hes so bad at coping babygirl come back to me...#crow rambles
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ive had this in my brain for like. two weeks. What If....
#what if he had a lil heart patch on his chest huh... what then...#smh howdy is Struggling#his internal dialogue is 100% 'be normal be normal be normal be fucking normal-'#he is Restraining Himself from reachin out and touching the patch#howdy - in a high pitched voice: wow thats uhhh thats real neat barn so neat incredible neat-o#scribble salad#laughingstock#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#AGH THEY MAKE ME SO#*slams head into a wall* ok im normal again sorry#HAHA PSYCH THEY MAKE ME FUCKING INSANE#literally one of my first thoughts when seeing barnaby#was 'what spots are under the vest? Ohhh Is There A Heart Over His Heart???'#surprised ive never scribbled it before now! idk! the power of laughingstock!
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excuse me that's MY formerly-toxic, sleep deprived emotional support white boy
#cullen rutherford#maybe I like the fact that he's fucked up and says stupid shit WHAT THEN HUH#'my hands are covered in the blood of the people I should have protected' hahahah wow edgy tell me more over dinner mayhaps
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DAY 7: i miss my wife bonbon
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#twohat spoilers#isat act 6 spoilers#SLIDING IN WITH 14 MINUTES TO THE CLOCK YEA BABY#this is like the dollar store version of what i had in my head but in my defense i was out all day. woopsiedoodle#its my personal postcanon headcanon that sif goes on like a several month 'i miss my dead wife' arc about loop bc he thinks they evaporated#into the either infinity war style after their fight. so theyre rlly sad and emo n shit about it but theyre like well. i hope loop is happy#at least. i hope they moved on and found peace :)#meanwhile loop does not know what moving on is they are clawing onto mortality with every last sap of their strength#always approximately 4 seconds from deciding to track down the party#but theyre scared so they spend all their time fuckin playing with birds and scaring kids or whatever#until one day siffrin's like stars i know they probably cant hear me but i miss them. and like does the handsign morosely#and then after several seconds loop picks up like ....hi stardust!!! wow you really didnt miss me that much huh!!!#siffrin voice: YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD?!#anyways what heinous crime did the running one commit. leave your answers in the comments below#also. happy one week of this fucking guy!!!
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sometimes I think it can be fun to incorporate both original names and localizations into lore... in the underground the band that makes all the stage music is known as OCTOTOOL but when inklings found the master recordings in a trash bin near Inkopolis Tower and decided to put them all together onto an album and release it (canon information) they called the artist Turquoise October because they had no fucking clue who made it but the name sounded pretty :)
#prince talks#'band' is also very loose I think of it like. collaboration/compilation album. there's waaaaay more tracks on the album than#we ever get to see in canon. It is entirely possible there's a Marina song on there.#If they got properly released on sea spotify it would be like. [song name] by OCTOTOOL; [actual artist who made the track]#DJ Octavio is of course the producer which is also why the name is OCTOTOOL.#you look me dead in the eyes and tell me you think that DJ Octavio named it Turquoise October#Marina gets to the surface and hears Cephaloparade on the radio and is like wow I can't believe OCTOTOOL made it up here#and Pearl is like huh? they call that band Turquoise October. fuck though octotool is a pretty sickass name
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ocean floor âŠïžđŹ
#cater diamond#jade leech#jekei#cayjay#CAN ANYONE HEAR ME. actually i need to go to bed đ¶#twst#cereal tries to draw#twisted wonderland#i forget how long they say the tweels are but they always are like#WOW THEYRE SO FUCKING LONG IM SCARED so what if theyre just infinite noodle things huh. what then.#well. it's not like i was out here going for accuracy anyway LOL
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imagine you are reading a yuri manga starring your average, foul mouthed bad temper and generally awful personality yuri protagonist who wants to seduce a rich girl. said girl has moved into a new city, and despite all odds, our protagonist manages to get with her for her own ends. however its revealed that this rich girl is rich because shes a crime lord making her money through illegal means, but despite being kind of scared our protagonist still needs the money so she doubles down on her scheme.
the twist?
This is Gotham. and Batman is after the rich girl, meaning that our yuri protagonist is in direct conflict with him. This of course begs the question:
#this poll idea struck me after reading some yuri mangas and going simultaneously#âwow she sucks!! i love terrible womenâ and âwow she is surprisingly competent even though the fucking mafia is after her. yuri power huh..â#maybe could have been made for pride month but when do you think i was reading đ€
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just whatever you do don't talk about your/my fucking BROTHER while we're having sex, how about that?đ¶đ
#maybe if they switched positions huh. have they thought about that. but noo nothing can be that simple.#slop#rscnm#im kind of embarrassed to put this in character tags.#rb ing is fine pelting me with rocks is finer#wow the romance of kalashlobverse ruscan! isn't it sweet. ruscan by itself with no ame Presence buffer is so psychological horror fun...#this could be a rusia smilingmoment yes but its funnier if he's just tired as fuck and some flavor of uncomfortable#cana tummy if you even care...#freaky#myart
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âm relearning watercolors
#my art#oh boy art is hard#also the uhhh#the strength it took me to continue this#i kid u not when i started all this i was like#what the actual fuck is this#it looks absolutely stupid#and then i just added stuff and like#wow ok maybe it doesnt look as bad huh#watercolors are so tricky djfjfjfkfjf#but yeah im in my training era#trying hard to be patient and trust myself#to get thru the ugly phase when drawing#watercolor#man i tagged that too late but who cares#someone should tell me how to properly#scan drawings
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Waowie! Poppy really got the Henry The Engine treatment this update, huh?
#lets brick you up! fade into the happy music now!#It almost feels like a commentary (or at least reminds me) of old kids medias you looked back on and thought-#'oh wow! that was fucked up huh?`#like i can totally imagine seeing that as a kid and rediscovering as an adult to be like 'hmmm thats not right'#poor poppy...#welcome home#welcome home update#poppy partridge#welcome home spoilers
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still stuck on porjai, visibly pregnant, flirting with night
who fucking goes for it
i only know the asian culture i grew up in, obviously, and not thai culture. but the social stigma of being unmarried and pregnant? and having the nerve to still be flirting?? that's not the Good Girl thing to do, and i remember the way the Not Good Girls were treated and talked about where i grew up
so porjai actively trying to get dates? night finding out she's pregnant with her ex's kid and just. being fine with that? big deal to me
#last twilight the series#am i stating the obvious? maybe i'm just stating the obvious#because if you 'fucked up and got yourself pregnant' then you'd better hang your head in shame#flirting? with a nice boy? when you're in *that* condition? shame on you he deserves better#can't say i've ever given much thought to this type of scenario popping up in my gay little shows but#shocked to see it happen#i know moonlight chicken had a pregnancy storyline but those two were already together. and planned to get married#this is a different thing#and it genuinely makes me emotional#wow i sound VERY bitter huh#oops
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every time someone calls moirallegience just an alien qpr i wilt a lil like YEAH thats more or less the CLOSEST human thing but its also Literally Not That. like a qpr is fundanmentally not romantic and thats not even going into moirails whole Actual Purpose of calming ppl down. its just. aughhhhh pisses me off i see the confusion but, as aformentioned, aughhhhh
OH MY GOD THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME TOO.... but i don't want to get petty at the people in my notes always saying "moirails are QPRs!" because in some ways that is the closest human thing so it's hard to be mad...
i think there's definitely some overlap in some ways. but NOT because moirallegiance and qprs are the same at all really, but INSTEAD because both relationships have unconventional boundaries defined by the people within them.
you know... like every relationship.
like the only reason the two have overlap is because they are both partnerships that emotionally care for each other but can choose to not bang (which is true for any romance anyway, even if it's considered abnormal). they're both just romances* that are unconventional to human norms, which makes people view them as the same thing when they're not.
i think the REAL issue here is that humans insist on using human words to understand things that are just, fundamentally, alien. can't we just appreciate alien romance for being... alien romance?
no, it's not platonic, it's romantic. it's just romantic in a way you aren't quite wired to understand, is all.
*in generalization, most QPRs are not romantic, because they are made up of aroaces who are life partners in a non-romantic way. however i want to disagree with you that none of them are romantic, because that is up to the partners in question.
#quadrants#homestuck#moirallegiance#BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR SO LONG OMG THANK YOU FOR THE ASK#its just i USED to think they were the same#and then recently i kept getting pissy when people said they were the same so i was like. okay let's unpack this#what's the overlap here and what's the differences?#and really people THINK theyre the same because they think theyre both like. 'im gonna platonically marry my friend!' ^w^#(which is obviously not actually what either of them are like. lol)#when REALLY what they have in common is 'hey you're a person i want to have a committed partnership. but potentially not sex or tradition'#and it's not really fair to compare them because they come from totally different places and have totally different standards#QPR was created as an ALTERNATIVE to allonorms. its about saying 'hey lets make up our own rules. my life partner can be platonic if i want#whereas moirallegiance IS a norm and its not counter any culture. it's just 'trolls have biological romantic feelings/needs in This way.'#idk idk how to explain it any further because ive spent a fucking hour on this post and i have a massive headache so feel free to ask me--#more specific questions if the shit i said here doesnt make any sense (ïŒïżŁăŒïżŁ)..#<- wow haha the troll fictive autism really jumped out with this post huh. whoops#hsmeta#long post#op
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i have warmed up to both toshiro and kabru a lot lately ngl. i rlly like both of them. and as much as i'm looking forward to next week i'm kinda scared of the toshiro hate it's gonna bring outta the woodwork. partly bc i hated him at first myself lol đ his fight with laios reminded me of a lot of painful experiences i've had in regards to being autistic but like......... i think once i saw past my own bad experiences and perceived the situation objectively, toshiro's explosion was pretty understandable given the circumstances. toshiro was on the verge of starvation, dehydrated, barely able to keep himself conscious and standing up, and then the random white guy who's kinda been committing unintentional microaggressions towards him for years casually mentions that he did dark magic on the woman toshiro is in love with, the same woman that he's been driving himself to death's door to search for. i think he's justified in being a little upset lol.
like yeah i think what he said to laios was shitty, and ultimately i would say he is "in the wrong" in their conflict, but it's not like laios is a perfect angel either. and toshiro is also just in a desperate miserable situation, and stress can make ppl say things they don't always mean. and in the end, their conflict just makes the bond between them stronger bc it enables toshiro to open up and be more honest and encourages laios to consider his feelings more. and laios still adores the guy and wants to go travelling with him at the end of the manga
i think sometimes ppl should just allow characters to be flawed and say shitty things without instantly declaring those characters as villains. and i don't think his love for falin is "manic pixie girl-ifying" her either, he literally fell in love with her bc he thought she was kind and gentle and intelligent and unique which i think is sweet! and in time i think he would come to see those traits in laios as well.
i'm not saying ppl have to like him bc i didn't even like him myself at first (i actually straight up HATED him initially) but PLEASE at least allow the situation to be nuanced
#wow this post turned into a whole ramble huh#can u tell i've been bored as hell waiting around for the past few days lol.#irl things are going to get busy as fuck for me rlly soon but atm i'm stuck in a weird lull waiting to hear back from ppl#and ig i'm just wasting this spare time i have making annoying posts abt anime characters. whatever#dungeon meshi spoilers#toshiro nakamoto
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