#wouldnt it be hilarious if she was like 35 or something

[iidsch]

now that i've completed all the character episodes and fought with or against all characters i can finally make a tier list with my opinion on everyone ✌

[foryouthegays]

First Meeting [Dream SMP] liveblog and summary w/ timestamps lets gooo

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Enjoy!

Summary:

Techno starts the stream in his house. He talks to chat and about the stream, and eventually starts talking to Phil. They go over the Syndicate book and make some copies. While finding chickens, Niki asks Techno where he is, and says she wants to meet with him. Techno tells her to “follow the suspicious compass.” After a few minutes, she finds their house, and is invited inside. She reads the book and agrees to join the Syndicate.

While talking, Techno spots Ranboo spying on them, and goes outside to ask what he’s doing. Techno asks how much Ranboo heard, and Niki asks if he’s not allowed to know.

Ranboo questions her logic and says that if you want to keep a secret, you really shouldn’t be going around asking if someone’s allowed to know something. Techno agrees, and decides to ask Ranboo if he wants to join the Syndicate. He agrees.

After a few minutes of talking, and a quick sellout timer, they bring Ranboo and Niki to the lava pool, and Phil jumps in. It’s the new way to the meeting room, and a trust test. They go the the meeting room, which looks amazing, and start their first meeting with discussion about The Egg.

Techno says that he’ll talk to people and learn more about the Egg. He starts talking about a new government forming to the West of L’Manburg. They agree to investigate the rumors.

Before they leave, Ranboo reveals that Tommy died, to mixed reactions. Techno’s indifferent at worst, excited at best, and the others are in denial, and need to see a body to believe it.

They leave to go to Snowchester, and start talking to Tubbo. After some conversation, they agree that Snowchester isn’t a government, and Tubbo invites them to see his crater. They’re impressed, and say that they’ll call him if they ever need to kill a god. They go back to Snowchester and the prison, and Techno breaks part of the roof for fun.

Eventually, they make it back home. They tear down the dirt fortress in front of their yard, and then Techno ends the stream.

Times of Note (loreish):

3:45 Phil joins the call

7:00 he shows the updated Syndicate book, which reads:

This Syndicate is formed to serve as a network for fellow Anarchists to meet, exchange information, and cooperate in the mutual pursuit of Anarchy and the fight against Tyranny.

We shall have no Leader; no Member shall be compelled to act against their will. No Member shall reveal information about the Syndicate to outsiders.

Technoblade shall serve as the Recruiter to induce new Members into the Syndicate with Approval from a majority of Members.

14:20 Niki asks where Techno is.

16:20 Niki shows up at their door and joins the call.

20:40 Ranboo is spotted spying on them.

34:20 they start bringing Ranboo and Niki to the meeting room.

36:50 syndicate room reveal

37:40 he shows their code names, which are

Technoblade - Protesilalus

Phil - Zephyrus

??? - Harpocrates

48:15 Ranboo reveals that Tommy is dead.

Times of Note (just bc fun lmao):

1:30, 2:02, 2:07 he clap :]

22:09 a deep friendship :) aww thank you! That was adorable

26:45 ‘reblog’ techno r. R u on tumblr technoblade

30:50, 1:00:50, 1:33:30 Sellout timer my beloved

Tubbo dies 6 times before he manages to say that someone trapped him im gonna cry this is amazing

1:03:53 Du du duuu

1:07:05 TECHNOLAUGH TECHNOLAUGH TECHNOLAUGH!!!!

1:23:55 2 4 6. 8 who do we appreciate not the government yeahh

1:33:40 technosneeze?

Liveblog:

Startinggg the streammm my beloved

1:15 ‘well at least im gonna get valuable feedback from my chat, lets see what theyre saying. Late, late, late late late, late’ GOD ive missed his humor

3:45 philza minecraft philza minecraft philza minecraft

Techno has 6 mil subscribers and still doesnt know how to stream. I love him <3

6:00 ah yes, fences, the best way to stop snow

7:00 syndicate book my beloved

7:35 ‘when you have to do a group project in school, do you form a temporary government to get it done?’ S;ALKSDJFALKSDFJA technoblade my beloved

8:20 ‘listen, my high school understandin’ of philosophy will easily defeat the average viewers middle school understandin’’ FGHSKJDLA love he

Techno n philzas interactions r just. So good

16:20 NIKI!!!!!!! Oh my gosh he just closes the door in her face im gkjfhsdla

17:05 ‘im not a fool, im not a foolish fool who doesnt test things before he does them on stream’ love he

17:35 was v sir billiam voice

God technos humor is just. 10/10

Currently obsessed w how in canon niki is like, probably a bit scared of techno n then she goes over there and hes like. Do u think i can bring steve to the syndicate like his image is SO different from how he acts in the arctic i love it

22:55 ‘i would NEVER hurt another human being’ mhm sure techno

Mmmm technos voice when he starts asking people bout anarchy my beloved

Techno rlly does just say things doesnt he. Like i say that abt tommy a lot but techno just. Does he think? Yes. Does he just ramble abt whatever he wants? Also yes

13:10 Obsessed w how fast he ran when the sellout timer went off

32:05 BIG fan of this dono, it’s from J.J.M. Nobody for 50$ and it says ‘You know a hero once associated with pigs lead an army against tyranny.In fact he was supposed to be immortal, if he didnt commit a grevious sin. It made the voice in his head leave him to die. You wouldnt know anything about that?right Tydeus?’

Also i love how technos horrible upload/stream schedule is just him hibernating in canon

36:50 YOOOO THE SYNDICATE ROOM LOOKS SO GOOD

39:28 guys what if i stole phils code name and made it zephyris instead of zephyrus /hj (also who do yall think Harpocrates is?)

Obsessed w how obvious technos trying to make it that theyre not the good guys like the symbol being a wither? The room being all dark n stuff? They have to get in through l a v a? Love it. 10/10 would join

41:15 ‘its a meetin’ room, lets have our first meeting. So, uh, what the fuck is up with the egg, dude?’ GJKHDFSL phil is so good

42:05 OBSESSED with how, canonically, the egg wasnt able to take hold of techno or ranboo bc their heads r already so full of voices

44:10 the TIMING of tubbo dying when theyre talkin bout his place is hilarious

48:25 ‘dream..beat him to death’ ‘yoooo thats a pog’ GDHJKFL TECHNOBLADE

1:02:20 POTATO ROOM SELLOUT LETS GOOOO

1:07:05 HE LAUGH!!!!!! HE LAUGH!! ! ! !

Techno making fun of tubbos tunnel is so good im gonna cry ‘if i were to give any constructive criticism id say that your tunnel SUCKS’ (1:07:50)

1:21:20 why is ther ejust. A random piston ;akdjlafja

[aprito]

hello <3 since i got these asks at the same time i decided to combine my thoughts on them in this post. yet another annoying sjw essay from yours truly on this blog 

before i get into these i think i need to preface why im like. i guess overly hyperfocused on a certain unproblematic base (same age au / platonic canon) for them and avoid the ped0philic content like the plague lol

tw for pedophilia ment, rape ment if that makes you squicky. ALSO THIS IS LONG AND RAMBLY

as i’ve mentioned a couple times already, ive been into the ship since i was 12, back when it was very very common to not only post untagged (nsfw) canonverse content of the two in writing and in drawing but also non con and the like, so you can imagine how bad my first impression online was. thinking back on it ...as a child i found it disturbing but didnt really register how problematic it really was?? (i know, but i also lived in the middle of nowhere and had no one explain this to me) 

skip to 2014 aka me coming back to naruto at 17ish and i had kinda become hyper aware of the fact that there was an increasing amount of people online who had come forward with explaining how fictional problematic content, mostly pedophilia, had been used to groom them into starting relationships with adullts. it was also a time where a lot of people didnt believe these victims, not registering how common it was for minors to be online friends with adults who had no boundaries and no qualms exposing them such content. not gonna get into my personal life here but i was lucky to not having gone through this myself. like... it kinda was my first time truly realising how fiction can EASILY be used to manipulate others irl (and yes i will not argue this, if you dont think fictional media can form and manipulate people’s opinions on attitudes, countries, cultures and virtues, pick up a book about the effects of propaganda media at least once please) 

i, being young, still liking the dynamic but not really the romance, would point this out here and there in the fandom and get into fights with grown adults in their mid 20s who assumed i automatically hated the ship(s) and tried to restrict their freedom of speech or whatever, heard everything from the “age of consent doesnt exist in naruto” to the “sasori looks like a child what does it matter” despite people clearly playing on him being older and experienced. it made me so upset that people were just consuming all this content uncritically and exposing children to it tbh?? not really just sos but a lot of minor/adult ships in naruto in general. and thats where i sat down and thought, i do not want to be a grown adult talking down to children that point out how unsafe the fandom is. theyre absolutely right in drawing these boundaries and calling out adults who defend the uncritical consumption and creation of this content. i do not want to consume or create content that predators could use to groom minors, and i absolutely do want to let younger people in fandom know that i am respecting their comfort zones and want them to have a safe and fun experience. after all, naruto is not an adult show and i think a lot of people forget that!!!! i am not perfect in that regard but its something that i, at the age of 23, am very passionate about and strive towards to.

and i guess thats where same age au was born for me and i have been sticking to it ever since. 

so finally we can move to the first question 

aside from the fact that we both dont like canon sos, i dont think it would work out even if i wasnt prejudiced to it anyways. in all honesty, 35 year old canon sasori is not a redeemable character to me, given the fact that he’s easily amongst the cruelest villains in naruto (torturing and killing and taxiderming people for his own fun personal gain, never for a goal that served anyone but himself. how do you redeem having over 300 corpses in your backpack that you felt absolutely no remorse for killing). sasori was legit one of the only cruel villains that didnt had someone else pull the strings, which sends a clear message on kishi’s part, who absolutely loves to redeem villains LOL.

being that old, he obviously had already been very manifested in what he believed in, even if it was shakey, to the point where the first crack in that world view (sakura and chiyo protecting each other) immediately had him give up on his life all together. that, in my opinion, is not a man who’s going to know what healthy relationships would look like, regardless of it being romantic or not. 35 year old sasori to me has the same appeal as an expired can of tuna and he’s probably very happy 6 feet under. he’s supposed to be a failed gaara in that sense that he had no one to look out for him and therefore was never going to experience anything but a bad ending in life. its fine that hes dead honestly, it wraps up his short character development the best IMO.

adding to that, seriously, sakura was obviously interested in knowing why he was that way, and called him out for being seriously fucked in the head, but it’s weird to me that people assume she had any interest in actively rehabilitating him, let alone starting a serious romantic relationship with him. sakura who’s not only very, uhm, immature and straight forward when it comes to her romantic viewpoints also, as a big bootlicker, wouldnt soil her standing in the village by starting anything with a disgraced and far too gone criminal like sasori. shipping that version of sasori with sakura intimately is still going to set her up for a huge power imbalance that would be difficult to handle imo, even if she was the one in the fight ultimately exerting her power over him. i would still look at it and think damn she deserves better than having to play therapist for man like that lol.

additionally, even if you ignored all of this, you cant really ignore that sasori had already known her as a child, and that had been his first and most impactful impression of her. i dont think that sasori would look at 35 year old sakura and see her as a grown woman and not the little green girl she was in the fight. plus, you easily fall into predatory comparison territory between the “childish” and “womanly” and i have seen way too often in fic just being boiled down to her now being fuckable. a lot of of ships do this and i would just like to remind yall thats it not normal for adults to want to start relationships with children they have seen grown up or known as a child when they themselves were fully grown adults. therefore, maybe if sakura hadnt met sasori before it would be less of a problem? but that also obviously defeats the point of the dynamic and the reason he died in the first place. so yeah, it sounds kind of doomed especially if you were to make it romantic. 

WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE SECOND QUESTION

let me preface this that im not fundamentally against age gaps, even if im not super interested in it. after all, colorblind had a 5 yr age gap (with sakura being 21), even if, say, i wrote similar fics today i probably would make it smaller lol. i think it can be handled well if both parties have enough life experience to deal with it, and the author is cautious of where the age gap starts, i think a 10+ year age gap would be fine in a scenario where the younger party (i guess sakura) was at least 25-27ish, meaning she has completed most of her most formative life stages and probably had been in relationships before, meaning she would be able to handle it without having to fear a huge power imbalance. the older the younger party is the less the age gap is going to matter tbh .TsukiHoshino and AngelOfDeath10 both handle age gaps in their fics really well imo, so i do not mind reading about them.

unfortunately, a lot of people in this fandom think making sakura barely "”””legal””””” (18, not even 20 which is hilarious to me because the source material is obviously japanese) because they both cannot stand her being past her “prime years” of being young fertile and fuckable to much older men as well as thinking a 20 year old is automatically old enough to handle that type of relationship. ive seen a lot of unironic takes that believe it will absolve them of callout posts if they throw around age of consent and “shes 18 now suckers!!!” enough lmfao. absolutely hilarious. aging a minor up without aging the adult down seriously reeks of predatory “cant wait until youre 18″ narratives and thats why i find it similarly disturbing as straight up pedo shipping.

ultimately, sasosaku is and will always be a inherently problematic ship in canon, which is why i think it should always be handled a little more responsibly in fandom spaces, ignoring or outright excusing the main problem factor, which is sasori, isnt going to convince anyone that the dynamic in itself is well written and interesting enough to explore in aus, like giving sasori the redemption most of us wanted him to have by aging him down to a point in time where he was still realistically going to allow being positively influenced, similar to gaara. 

so really, what i think is well handled age gap and how most people handle age gap in the naruto fandom are two different worlds at times lol 

tl;dr

canon shippers have never been anything but gross when i was younger and i didnt wanna be like that, even if youre “smart”enough to differenate, actual creeps dont really care and might use your content to blur the lines, sasori isnt rly redeemable so romantic canonverse realistically wouldnt make much sense and is still iffy, age gaps are fine if they are handled well, but given that the dynamic doesnt really need the age gap to still work im not that invested on making that an essential part of my shipping experience.  

thank you for reading and hope this makes sense!

[sakuurae]

85 questions tag !

Tagged by @wtf-taeyong, and thanks again for the tag ! ^~^

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

Last…?

1. drink - Water with lemon !

2. phone call - My mum

3. text message - My boyfriend, haha. Were just online shopping together

4. song you listened to - Gods plan by drake lMAO

5. time you cried - Idk like a few days ago when i watched wolf children again with @taeyxong

Ever…?

6. dated someone twice - Naaah bruhh. I cant repeat mistakes haha.

7. kissed someone and regretted it - Nopee

8. been cheated on- Lmao (sadly yes)

9. lost someone special- I suppose so

10. been depressed- We all feel depressed at times

11. gotten drunk and thrown up- Happens way too often ! 

fave colors

Omg this messed up the number format but ... pastel pink, pastel yellow, and white

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - Definitely—on this site as well as in person ! ^~^

16. fallen out of love - Nope ! 

17. laughed until you cried - All the time. I laugh easily at a lot of things so imagine what im like when something is actually hilarious

18. found out someone was talking about you - Yeah ! But its okay, it doesnt matter because people who know you the least always talk the most about you !

19. met someone who changed you - Definitely, @ loving bf

20. found out who your friends are - Alway knew and we stuck together since senior year of hs

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - I dont even have a facebook

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - I really dont even have a facebook and i also wouldnt add people i dont know in person

23. do you have any pets - nO but i want to claim my cousins dog. She has a white shiba

24. do you want to change your name - Nope ! Its a present from my parents so id never : )

25. what did you do for your last birthday - My friends and i got a hotel room for the night and partied in there

26. what time did you wake up today - Like 07:00

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - Sleeping lol

28. what is something you can’t wait for - Summer plans !

30. what are you listening to right now - Back to you by selena gomez

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - No ? But ill reserve this for the day i meet tom misch lmao jk

32. something that’s getting on your nerves - Nothing really ! Things have been really placid

33. most visited website - Youtube and google drive !

34. hair colour - Light brown to blonde but im going back to pink

35. long or short hair - I have medium lengthed ! Its by my ribs

36. do you have a crush on someone - Yeah who else

37. what do you like about yourself - I like my personality !

38. want any piercings? - I dont want any more : ) i have seven and i regret getting that many and i honestly believe it was just my experimental edgy period ahaha. I dont even wear earrings anymore

39. blood type -  ???

40. nicknames - Every time i see this question i cry. Just make more puns already omg. Rae is a nickname, billy rae cyrus, raenglish major, sun rae, raeddy, furrae ... help.

41. relationship status - Taken !

42. zodiac - Leo

43. pronouns - She/Her

44. fave tv shows - I dont watch tv !

45. tattoos - I have one on my back and its a minimal outline-like drawing of dolphins hopping above waves. (It really isnt extra at all lol it looks like someone with a great steady hand drew it with a .38 pen on paper)

46. right or left handed - Right

47. ever had surgery - Nope

48. piercings - Sadly seven

49. sport -  Im all in for basketball these days, but in my other tags ofc i stated ping pong and badminton, etc.

50. vacation - Heck yeah i just got off one

51. trainers - ???

more general

52. eating - Nothing but im probably going to drive for ice cream

53. drinking - Water like always

54. i’m about to watch - Nothing ?

55. waiting for - My motivation to kick in so i can write soulmate ten more

56. want - To be happy ! ^~^

57. get married - I want to !

58. career - Professor, definitely. I want to make each class meeting more extra than the previous

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - Hugs are nice, but so are kisses

60. lips or eyes - Eyes

61. shorter or taller - I dont really mind to be honest. I care about personality way more before physical qualities. It just matters whether or not youre happy with the person and for me, looks isnt needed ! They fade away over time, but a good heart doesnt : )

62. older or younger - Doesnt matter to me either, but no huge age difference for me, haha

63. nice arms or stomach - Doesnt matter either

64. hookup or relationship - Relationship because my hoe phase is over

65. troublemaker or hesitant - I aint bringing a trouble maker home to my parents

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - It can happens

67. drank hard liquor - It isnt deemed a party to us unless theres hard liquor lol so yes

68. lost glasses - LMAO yeah i got new ones recently. Theyre the trendy circular ones

69. turned someone down - Yeah

70. sex on first date - Nope

71. broken someone’s heart - Yeah but im sure they grew from it the way i grew from heartbreaks—we all do

72. had your heart broken - Oh yeah

73. been arrested - Nope !

74. cried when someone died - Yes

75. fallen for a friend - Yeah ! Feelings cant just be prevented; people cant help how they feel often ! Usually when i crushed on someone i would just tell them and if i get rejected then i move on, and if not then we start something. My bf was a friend i fell for really hard and i told him, and then we ended up together : )

do you believe in…?

76. yourself - Always have to !

77. miracles - No ?

78. love at first sight - No, but attraction is !

79. santa claus - When i was five lmao

80. kiss on a first date - Not for me, but it happens !

81. angels - ? :x

other

82. best friend’s name - Lucy and i made jokes of her being lucy from fairy tail a lot before. Now all we do is watch miraculous ladybug and cry

83. eye colour - Brown

84. fave movie - I guess iron giant; i dont watch much movies

85. fave actor - Dont have one !

Tagging: @taeyongtime @taeyxong @jungwxoo @jencto @amorenjun @okmica

Only if youd like ! ^~^ Maybe thisll serve as a break from writing, haha

[f4liveblogarchives]

Fantastic Four Vol. 1 #45

Sun Oct 30 2016 [21:18:50] <Wackd> Issue 45 introduces...THE INHUMANS! [21:19:05] <Zarek> Woah, Inhumans are that old? Huh. [21:19:09] <Wackd> Kind of assumed that'd be a retcon way in the future [21:19:11] <Bocaj> I remember a comic from the leadup to the cancerverse story where Gorgon fought a member of the Shi'ar imperial guard whose power was that he was a star in the shape of a man [21:19:11] <Zarek> I assumed they were a fairly recent thing. [21:19:17] <Bocaj> Super kicking was apparently a match for that [21:19:18] <Wackd> I did too [21:20:19] <maxwellelvis> Nope. [21:20:50] <Wackd> So Dragon Man kidnapped Sue and Johnny went after her [21:20:51] <maxwellelvis> Medusa had been a member of the Four while Sue was pregnant with Franklin, and this was in the 70s [21:21:17] <Wackd> Johnny feels the need to go easy on Dragon Man in case he hurts Sue by accident [21:21:19] <Wackd> Sue, y'know [21:21:25] <Wackd> The one who can make force fields [21:21:36] <Wackd> Force fields that protect her from harm [21:22:15] <Phantomwoman> oh [21:23:42] <Wackd> Sue tamed Dragon Man! They're no considering making it a pet, making me even more baffled as to what the word "Man" is doing in its name [21:24:18] <Bocaj> Dragon Man: The robot that is neither a dragon nor a man [21:24:26] <maxwellelvis> Y'know, eventually, Diablo's going to get Dragon Man back [21:24:37] <maxwellelvis> and then it's going to act more robotic when it fights the Avengers. IIRC [21:24:54] <Bocaj> I dunno. Its affectd by tear gas for some damn reason [21:25:05] <Wackd> Aw [21:25:11] <Wackd> I wanted the four to have a pet dragon robot [21:25:57] <Bocaj> If I recall, as of most recent continuity, Dragon Man joined the Future Foundation (the FF's school) and joined Reed and the rest of the Foundation after Secret Wars [21:25:58] <maxwellelvis> There's going to be a better pet introduced soon enough. [21:26:24] <Wackd> Johnny has met a mysterious lady in an alley with a peOH MY GOD IT'S LOCKJAW! [21:26:28] <Wackd> HI LOCKJAW! [21:26:39] <Wackd> :D [21:26:42] <maxwellelvis> Told you [21:26:55] <Bocaj> I'm sad that Lockjaw seems to have just dropped out of Ms Marvel for some reason [21:27:16] <Wackd> Also Black Bolt namedrop [21:27:29] <Wackd> And Johnny is being led into the secret Inhuman city [21:27:43] <MousaThe14> Where he will instantly fall in love with Crystal [21:27:52] <maxwellelvis> on the Moon? [21:28:07] <MousaThe14> Man I wish I was here for more of the liveblog but the darkness it perfect for shooting stark contrasts inside [21:28:15] <Wackd> See what's hilarious to me about this is that Crystal was like "you have superpowers! You must be one of us!" like [21:28:31] <Wackd> This is why you maintain SOME contact with the outside world in your secret city [21:28:42] <Wackd> So that you know that mutants and cosmic rays and radioactive spiders exist [21:28:53] <Wackd> And so you don't blow your secret to the first superhero you see [21:28:54] <maxwellelvis> And Gamma bombs. [21:29:18] <MousaThe14> It's not like it was an unfair assumption for her to make [21:29:52] <MousaThe14> On the other hand, considering how freakishly controlled the Inhuman society is you'd think she's be familiar with a lot of Inhumans. [21:32:14] <Wackd> So Johnny got found out [21:32:17] <Wackd> And caged up [21:32:21] <Wackd> And then escaped, like, immediately [21:32:30] <MousaThe14> Security is a joke [21:32:33] <Wackd> Also Medusa got dragged back to Inhuman City off-panel [21:32:37] <MousaThe14> presumably because they don't lock up too many people [21:33:55] <Wackd> I finally found a panel where Ben's eyes are colored! [21:33:58] <Wackd> They're yellow [21:34:22] <maxwellelvis> Who did the inks for this issue? [21:35:06] <Wackd> Joe Sinnott [21:36:01] <maxwellelvis> Apparently he didn't read any of these comics [21:36:09] <Wackd> "Inhumans?? Then my suspicion was correct! Medusa and Gorgon are related in some strange way!" [21:36:11] <Wackd> Reed [21:36:13] <Wackd> Reed buddy [21:36:23] <Wackd> Gorgon told you he and Medusa were the same race [21:36:28] <Wackd> Literally last issue [21:36:37] <maxwellelvis> Then again, clearly neither does Stan. [21:37:28] <MousaThe14> He's writing a lot of comics [21:37:41] <MousaThe14> and for some reason doesn't maintain a stack of notes to keep track of stuff [21:37:51] <InbarFink> Maybe he had blue eyes before, and he just didn't really checked his eyes closely since then [21:38:23] <Wackd> I've been kind of assuming the cosmic rays turned his eyes blue [21:38:30] <InbarFink> One day he looked at the mirror and noticed they were yellow, but the catchphrase kinda stuck and it would've been awkward to correct it since then [21:38:31] <Wackd> I mean who ever heard of a Jew with blue eyes [21:38:33] <Wackd> Really [21:39:14] <Wackd> BLACK BOLT! SO NAMED FOR HIS...BLUE...COSTume wait what

[21:39:41] <Bocaj> His name is actually Blackagar Boltagon [21:39:47] <Bocaj> So Black Bolt for short [21:39:49] <maxwellelvis> It's black, it just looks blue from the highlighting. [21:39:58] <maxwellelvis> Like with Spider-Man's costume. [21:40:04] <InbarFink> I'm pretty sure I knew a couple wack'd [21:40:07] <Wackd> Uh, no it doesn't [21:40:13] <Bocaj> Black and red? That's ridiculous. Blue and red is where its at [21:40:18] <InbarFink> ...mostly of russian decent [21:40:35] <Wackd> Unless it's all highlighting for some reason [21:40:52] <Wackd> It's only slightly darker than the F4's own uniforms [21:41:00] <MousaThe14> It's all highlighting presumably due to making things easier to see or something [21:41:13] <maxwellelvis> Maybe it's one of those weird goof-ups in coloring like Ben's eyes, or how in his first appearance Galactus' colors are all wrong. [21:41:16] <MousaThe14> I think it's one of those "Use your imagination" type dealies due to the limitations [21:41:30] <MousaThe14> @Max, don't you mean Holiday Theme Galactus [21:41:36] <maxwellelvis> Yes [21:41:39] <Wackd> Why would they name a guy Black Bolt if they couldn't actually make his costume black [21:41:56] <MousaThe14> I fail to see how that's a screw up, clearly that issue was released in December [21:41:57] <Bocaj> Blue Bolt makes more sense anyway. "Like a bolt from the blue" right? [21:42:02] <MousaThe14> I say as a fact I made up just now [21:42:05] <Wackd> Yeah [21:42:17] <Wackd> Also holiday themed Galactus is the best and I wish that color scheme had stuck [21:42:25] <Wackd> Like purple is pretty great also but [21:42:39] <Bocaj> MILLIONS HAVE TREMBLED BEFORE HIS MIGHTY PINK ARMOR [21:42:50] <maxwellelvis> Red and green, short sleeves, big "G" on his chest [21:42:52] <InbarFink> oh shit I need to sleep [21:42:52] <Wackd> ALSO there was a flashback in Galactus' first Squirrel Girl appearance that showed he was indeed in red and green at that time [21:43:07] <maxwellelvis> the only thing that stuck around with Galactus' look in that story was the hat. [21:43:12] <Wackd> So that color fuckup is totally canon [21:43:16] <maxwellelvis> Bocaj: Yes, well... well, that's a lot of pink. [21:43:35] <Wackd> I can see why he changed it, after all-- [21:43:39] <Wackd> Too much pink energy is dangerous! [21:43:56] <MousaThe14> I wouldnt say I would want holiday theme Galactus to stay but maybe to pop up every once in a while [21:44:05] <Wackd> In Christmas issues [21:44:09] <MousaThe14> I like the purple [21:44:21] <maxwellelvis> "MY OTHER ARMOR WAS AT THE SPACE LAUNDROMAT! SO SPEAKS GALACTUS!" [21:44:22] <Wackd> I love the purple, I say I wish the red and green had stuck knowing full well that ship has sailed

[s-nnyd]

hey. all of the qs from the ask meme that apply to you. have fun

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

oh boy well with my dad most certainly not theres a lot situations where its been made obvious that im not the son he wanted but he’ll still use me as an example to show to my lil bro and also like theres a lot of cockiness too and with my mom i love her and i know she loves and supports me but a lot of that is because im her daughter  and id say id have a decent relationship with my mom and i do love her

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

lmao it was you

03: Do you regret anything?

oooooooooooooooooo boi man i been thinking and like ive thought about if ive regretted ever being friends with angie and id like to say that i dont cause shes done a lot and shes given a lot to me whether it be good or bad and ive grown a lot from it and i think that if i completely erased that then i wouldnt be able to work through the things i have and like in other aspects i regret not saying “i think youre cute” to movie girl and knott’s info boy like my goodness they were both so damn cute and i really shoulda said something

04: Are you insecure?

hell yeah i am

05: What is your relationship status?

single right now and i do want to eventually date someone and have that sort of closeness and that sort of relationship where i can feel at peace and rely on someone but i honest to goodness don’t think there’s anyone for me just yet and i don’t think im in a place really to be dating anyone cause i need to resolve things before i try to start something new

06: How do you want to die?

oh man duuude okay so when we read granny weatherall i legit like had a breakdown and i started panicking cause i started thinking about death all of a sudden and like there are situations where ive considered suicide and all but like there are also the times where it feels like its looming over me so much and like i get so so scared like im scared to walk down the pier at the beach at night because it so dark and the point where you look out onto the horizon and the horizon no longer exists and and its just a void and its so dark and like i think thats how i wanna die just im walking out on the pier at midnight and just im swallowed up because i think in the last moments i think i should just confront it

07: What did you last eat?

i had these hawaiian shortbread cookies that are so dang good like mmmmmmmmmmmm

08: Played any sports?

man i used to do tennis and swimming and i would love to go back to it

09: Do you bite your nails?

nah

10: When was your last physical fight?

like one where someone was genuinely hurt? like an hour ago and it was with the ground cause i got flung off my skateboard but for real i think my last physical fight was like kinder

11: Do you like someone?

skdjashjdkashd i doooo and i should noottttt and theres a lot of things i already know that its kinda like the crush is coming from the fact that there was a lot of support and general niceness and a whooollle lot of other reasons why i should not and im looking forward to the day when this goes away

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

my goodness i have and i died

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

hmm i do but i forgot who it was

14: Do you miss someone?

yeah i kinda miss my old self but for real i really miss my cousin lynnette like i havent seen her for like two years and i really needa hang out with her eventually

15: Have any pets?

dang i wish

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

at the moment? p distressed and very in my own head like i really need a break from a lot of other things but i also need a break from myself oh! ill show you my art project that were doing later when i finish it cause like we ended up havign to do an extreme emotion self portrait of how we feel at this point in time and like its hilarious cause ppl pass by it and theyre like “dude are you okay like just looking at that makes me feel bad”

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

dkjasdh i have not but i lowkey wanna just cause

18: Are you scared of spiders?

uH YEAh

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

i would i would and if it was to relive a memory definitely if it was to redo something over differently most definitely if it was to reexperience something wihtout changing something then uh no

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

hhhhhhh oh my goodness lowkey embarrassed to say it cause weve talked about places to snog a while ago and like the last time i did was like in the bushes in the sculpture garden

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

maybe working on the death of a salesman project maybe just getting some rest im really not sure im literally living day to day at this point

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

pfft man i do not wanna have any kids like at all

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

i got two but theyve closed up already since i dont use em

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

art, a bit of dabbling in math, and then also psych like i lvoed the fuck outta that class

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

oh yeah definitely and i think about her a lot i definitely miss meleana and sometimes ill go out and theres a souvenir shop and ill look at the best friend necklaces cause she always got one for us and like i have a box just full of all the halved best friend necklaces and i wonder a lot what would have happened had we still kept contact she was a big gateway to a lot of things in my life 

26: What are you craving right now?

mmm some damn relief but for real tho i want someone to run their hands through my hair and pet it and all like any of the daydreams i have are usually centered around my new haircut

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

i? dont? think? so? theres like only one of two people i know of who like ever liked me and that was jolin (the other one is this sophomore from my art class last year)

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

lol no

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

wish i could even get a date

30: What’s irritating you right now?

well i brought up the other ones in our chat and those are the main ones currently so

31: Does somebody love you?

yeah and i think in a lot of situations whether theyre friends or fam im being put on the weird pedestal

32: What is your favourite color?

OH OH OH ITS CERULEAN BLUE LIKE I KNOW ITS REAL SPECIFIC BUT LIKE THAT THAT BLUE IS SO GOOD LIKE EVERY TIME I SEE IT IN PUBLIC MY CHEST SWELLS UP AND MY LUNGS FEEL SO COLD AND THE AIR FEELS REALLY NICE AND LIKE MAN I LOVE THAT BLUE

33: Do you have trust issues?

lol yeah and in the process ive lied a lot and ive gotten so good at lying that sometimes i forget i am lying and the lines between whats truth or not get all blurry (i legit did not mean for that to come off as tumblr-esque as it did)

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

it was me just kinda floating in random space and then i was in a white room with no walls no doors no windows and i just walked around in this open blank space

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

hhhh mrs quiggle

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

sometimes i think i do

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

forgive

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

haH hAH HAH haaa.......no

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

uh i believe 13 oh wait no scratch that i was like 8

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

i needed to get the laundry so...

51: Favourite food?

prolly ramen oh or loco moco cause its so good

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

mmm i think id say i do

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

i was working on my entry for the lawyer firm art contest

54: Is cheating ever okay?

hell no

55: Are you mean?

i think so cruel even just cause i know so much and i think people who know and understand and think so much are in general dangerous cause they calculate their actions and sometimes that scares me cause i cant tell if im doing it on purpose or not but just in general yeah im mean like too many shits are just not given

56: How many people have you fist fought?

like? uh? i think maybe two and both times were when i was like 8 or 9

57: Do you believe in true love?

mmm i do i do and i think a lot of that true love stems from a relationship based on communication, honesty, trust, and a really good friendship as a foundation

58: Favourite weather?

oooOOOOOO okay so do you remember that one time it was raining hard as fuck like sophomore year like i know its real vague but it was legit pouring and like it was actually so bad that everyone adn i mean everyone went into the library to get some form of shelter and there were people who were soaked to the bone and peoples umbrellas were getting broken cause it was so cold rainy and windy like that that kinda weather is my fave

59: Do you like the snow?

uh i think i do?

60: Do you wanna get married?

hell yeah

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

mmmm i get a lil weird on that but i think some of my favorite ones are like being called “love” like “whats going on love” or “you look good today love” like mmm i eat that shit up

62: What makes you happy?

man legend of zelda is makign me so damn happy rn like it legit means so damn much to me adn like theres so much i lvoe about it and i just lvoe talking about it and anything about it in general and like also skateboarding has been making me real happy lately like ive never loved getting hurt more and like that sounds really bad and like my left knee’s nerves are totally shot cause i fell straight on it and messed it up cause i was skating but like theres just soemthing about feeling more within my own body because im gettin some form of physical activity adn im getting hurt adn its like its a reality in its own way and like i really love it and i super love when i get to cruise like it feels so damn esp with my hair now and also what makes me happy is the ppl i find cute every now and then like its genuinely such a nice experience and oh oh i just wanted to talk about it jsut cause but like whenever i get a crush i get real excited and real happy cause like i love getting them gifts and seeing the surprise and the happiness on their faces cause its like oh you thought of me and oh its somehting i really love and like it makes them happy for that glimpse of a moment and like i love talking to them and like when they tell me about things they like or their passionate about its so nice to hear cause its like yes yes yes i support you and i love you i love seeing you happy and like just seeing your brightens my day and like even if i do confess and i do get rejected ive been mroe than lucky cause its like the people i have confessed to have been so gentle with the rejection and so kind with it and its like oh no!! like yes im sad that we couldnt be more but like thank you!!! thank you so much for letting me love you adn letting me give you so much thank you for brightening my days up and lettign me see your smiles and hear your laughs like thank you so much im so glad i could crush on you and like thats another thing that makes me happy and like theres probably a lot more that i could talk about but i think ill leave at that for now

63: Would you change your name?

i been actually thinking about it for a while adn in the times that i have considered it i usually use a game with the customizable name to try it out and like at some point i used Elle and then i tried Lynn and like i dunno im really not too sure and maybe if other names come in the future ill test those out cause truly it doesnt feel like my name is my own

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

mm yeah id think so cause theres stuff we were supposed to talk about that we didnt and uhh yeah

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

say “thanks im really flattered but i really dont think im in a place right now where i should get into a relationship”

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

lmao no

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

uhh the guy at the receptionist desk when i went in to submit my entry for the art contest

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

lol if what we talked about wasnt deep and it wasnt you then itd be mrs quiggle

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

fuck yeah

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

i dont think so like i wouldnt even die for myself

[gaytrashgoblin]

I was tagged by: oh, surprise surprise, @freaking-isadorkable

The last 1. drink: Literally drinking a diet coke right now 2. phone call: my sort-of-ex-friend Mackenzie 3. text message: From my older brother 4. song you listened to: Listening to the Hit me with Your Best Shot/ One Way or Another mashup from glee 5. time you cried: Not sure exactly, like a week ago I think Have you ever 6. dated someone twice: Nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: Nope 8. been cheated on: Not that I know of 9. lost someone special: Hasn’t everyone? 10. been depressed: Hah, that’s funny 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: Never drank, so no. Also, vomitting= hospital for me soooo 3 favorite colors 12. dark blue 13. black 14. white In the last year have you: 15. made new friends: Yeah 16. fallen out of love: No 17. laughed until you cried: Probably 18. found out someone was talking about you: Don’t think so??? 19. met someone who changed you: probably 20. found out who your friends are: I guess? 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: Nah General: 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I don’t use Facebook soooo 23. do you have any pets: My child, the love of my life, Quinn. She’s a pit mix that we got from the pound

24. do you want to change your name: nope, i’m good 25. what did you do for your last birthday: Got a tattoo 26. what time did you wake up: like 8:30 ish? 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: Listening to some various drag queens’ music and writing fanfic 28. name something you can’t wait for: My next tattoo or piercing- which will be christmas 31. what are you listening to right now: Cool Kids glee version? I’ve got a glee playlist with 200+ songs on so i mean 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: No 33. something that is getting on your nerves: Right now, I feel like crap so my head is being a bitch 34. most visited website: tumblr probably 35. hair colour: Dark brown for the top half, then the purple/blue on the bottom half 36. long or short hair: for me, long hair. For others whatever they want is cool 39. piercings: Got the standard ears then my industrial in my right ear 40. blood type: B I think? I could be wrong 41. nicknames: I am the Baby Gay, and sometimes “sister” or “seester” 42. relationship status: Single and eating pringles 43. zodiac: Taurus 44. pronouns: she/her and they/them are both fine for me 45. favorite tv show: Oh god. Uh. The first few seasons of bones were the shit, and charmed, but only after Pru died. 46. tattoos: I have one on my right wrist with my family’s names, and then my pride tattoo on my left shin 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: I’ve had 3 endoscopies (snake a camera down my throat to look at my stomach insides), a cardiac ablation (removing an extra piece of tissue from my heart that caused tachycardia) and I had my adenoids taken out 49. piercing: yes, like I,,, said above? I want a nose ring too but I dont have it yet 50. sport: uh... i may or may not have played basketball one year,,, 51. vacation: Japan. Just, like, Japan 52. pair of trainers: (that means shoes right???) anyway, I love my black high-top converse and wear them almost every day More general: 53. eating: just had chicken nuggets? 54. drinking: diet soda, what else 55. i’m about to: who tf knows i sure dont 56. waiting for: next summer so i can graduate college with my AA (basic degree) 57. want: a hysterectomy no joke. i wouldnt ever survive a pregnancy health wise, so i have no use for it. just take it out. 58. get married: yeah, someday that would be cool. 59. career: i wanna be a gd writer, but im going to school to be a lawyer, cuz, ya know, writer isnt always a safe option with no back up plan. Which is better: 60. hugs or kisses: hugs i guess? 61. lips or eyes: eyes for sure 62. shorter or taller: to find someone,,, shorter than me,,, they would have to be a child,,, so taller,,, 63. older or younger: usually my age so not really either. but at this age going younger would be creepy and predatory so probably older. 64. nice arms or nice stomach: im not bothered by body type, tbqh 65. hook up or relationship: *demisexual laughter* 66. troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant. i aint need yo ass getting me in more trouble than i do myself Have you ever: 67. kissed a stranger: nope 68. drank hard liquor: no. 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: I’ve had glasses since I was 2... I have broken more glasses than I have had years on this earth 70. turned someone down: yep 71. sex on the first date: nope 72. broken someone’s heart: probably :( 73. had your heart broken: yeah, it fucking sucked 74. been arrested: havent been arrested, but I have had the cops called on my for domestic shit if that is of any interest. 75. cried when someone died: yeah, our first dog. 76. fallen for a friend: kind of? Ive had crushes but never like, full fledged fallen Do you believe in: 77. yourself: that’s hilarious 78. miracles: not really 79. love at first sight: i think you might feel a pull towrd someone or have a gut feeling, but its not love, no. 80. santa claus: to quote 5 yo me “its preposterous to assume a man can, not only fly with animals that do not exist or have wings, make it around the world into each individual house within approximately 8 hours.” 81. kiss on the first date: sure why not 82. angels: i dont really know Other: 83. current best friend’s name: shitlark- aka the bb brother 84. eye colour: brown -_- 85. favorite movie: Pitch Perfect 2, Girl’s Trip, and the very last Twilight movie

Ill tag these nerds @quinnsgardenia, @karolsens, @wearmypainlikestilettos, @kaidence-elyse, @dragonslairfilledwithapples25, @the-essence-of-awesomeness, aaaand @sxottlang

[lesbiansforandrew]

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1. Drink: fanta i think, i didnt want to but there was nothing else 2. Phone call: at work probably but thats boring so i think it was floor yesterday 3. Text message: the niall larries gc about elk her drama its hilarious 4. Song you listened to: cold (sak noel remix) - maroon 5 5. Time you cried: Lmao last night, when i had this one hour breakdown. It was ugly HAVE YOU EVER… 
6. Dated someone twice: I have never dated in my LIFE 7. Been cheated on: gonna take the same answer as amber, my friends yes 8. Kissed someone and regretted it: more like not kissing someone and regretting it 9. Lost someone special: yes 10. Been depressed: ha, very much 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: enough times for sure LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS: 12. soft pink 13. dark green 14. bordeaux red IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… 
15. Made new friends: definitely online and outside of the interwebs 16. Fallen out of love: cant say i've ever been in love so, no 17. Laughed until you cried: too many times to count 18. Found out someone was talking about you: oh :) enough times :) 19. Met someone who changed you: i guess, but in a good way 20. Found out who your true friends are: definitely 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: yup for sure 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: like 95% 23. Do you have any pets: not anymore :( i have cacti now :) 24. Do you want to change your name: nah i'm the only female cornetto in this family and will stay that way until i die 25. What did you do for your last birthday: basically same story as amber, went to our favorite bar, got free shots from our favorite bartender, got shitfaced, oh and in the morning floor was there and we hung around with my family 26. What time did you wake up: 5:15am bc work rip 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: probably reading fic and telling myself to go the heck to sleep 28. Name something you cannot wait for: to meet @rogueandeskimo and see harry tbh 29. When was the last time you saw your mother: uhhh i think its been 3 weeks already idk 30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Move the fuck out and get myself away from this toxic ass family 31. What are you listening to right now: my neighbours outside, its amusing 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I actually had a crush on a boy named tom when i was like 6/7 didnt work out, LUCKILY 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: the fact that my laptop jUST DIED and like lets not go deeper into this 34. Most visited website: Tumblr and twitter, a surprise 35. Elementary: it was good, it was weird but a good kind, very carefree 36. High School: the best and worst time of my life, no exaggeration 37. College/university: college was good, learned a lot about myself very important 38. Hair colour: orange, ginger whatever you wanna call it nowadays 39. Long or short hair: shoulder length 40. Do you have a crush on someone: yes if niall counts 41. What do you like about yourself: Not much atm but i guess i kinda look ok sometimes and i can be funny at the right moment 42. Piercings: nope 43. Blood type: wouldnt know if my life depended on it (ha medical jokes) 44. Nickname: my last name, cornetto, ams, am, ginger, theres more on this list 45. Relationship status: couldnt be more single 46. Zodiac sign: capricorn 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favourite TV show: gilmore girls, grey's anatomy, orphan black, friends, jessica jones 49. Tattoos: none yet 50. Right or left hand: right FIRST… 
51. Surgery: never had one, did break a lot of bones tho so i walked around with a cast every other 6 weeks 52. Piercing: none 54. Sport: Handball, did it for atleast 7/8 years before i quit, still love that sport to bits. Loved swimming also, was very good at it but like never did competitions 55. Vacation: my parents took me somewhere to germany as i remember but i also remember going to disneyland paris bc my aunt and uncle just got married and i was their braidsmaid at the age of 4 i dont remember which one happend first 56. Pair of trainers: probably some vintage ass shoes my mom found, they were red tho i think 57. Eating: my dinner, it was a salad. My brother left me some chocolate tho so i'll probably eat that in a bit bc well i had a salad for dinner what do you expect 58. Drinking: nothing 59. I’m about to: sleep probably 60. Listening to: not sure yet, maybe harrys album maybe mitam maybe my summer playlist 61. Waiting for: good things to finally fucking happen 62. Want: to be in greece right now thank 63. Get married: Maybe one day, if i find the right person 64. Career: all i've been thinking since dropping out is how much i want to have my own b&b somewhere on the countryside in england, beautiful perfect YOUR TYPE… 
65. Hugs or kisses: I havent kissed anyone in ages jesus but i'm also a very big cuddler, no one really knows this about me i guess but i love it so i'm gonna say hugs 66. Lips or eyes: Lips fascinate me IM SORRY I KNOW ITS WEIRD dont ask lets move on 67. Shorter or taller: shorter but i dont mind anyone having the same hight as me, i dont even mind anyone taller but that doesnt happen much anyway 68. Older or younger: i prefer older but doesnt matter much actually 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: this is a stupid question it doesnt fucking matter 71. Sensitive or loud: loud for sure, love what amber said. Give me someone like louis 72. Hook up or relationship: atm i dont care but i'm definitely a relationship person 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker, bc i can be quite hesitant eventho im very adventurous HAVE YOU EVER… 
74. Kissed a stranger?: i .. have not 75. Drank hard liquor?: sure enough 76. Lost glasses contact/lenses: only a couple sunglasses 77. Turned someone down: godsjs enough times 78. Sex on first date: not sure if you can count it a date and we already knew eachother for years but anyway yes 79. Broken someone’s heart: idk probably 80. Had your heart broken: ohhh yeah 81. Been arrested: no 82. Cried when someone died: yes 83. Fallen for a friend: hahahah :) DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 
84. Yourself: I'm trying my friends 85. Miracles: I'm not sure i believe in miracles i do believe that some things happen because thats how they were supposed to be 86. Love at first sight: I dont, as amber said attraction at first sight, yes definitely 87. Santa Claus: Uh duhh, havent you watched his movies?! He's out there 88. Kiss on the first date: how can you not believe in this???? I believe in this the MOST 89. Angels: harry and louis literally exist how the FUCK can you not believe in angels OTHER… 
90. Current best friend’s name: (i HATE US but same as amber AGAIN) i dont call one person my bestfriend anymore, i have a small circle of bestfriends 91. Eye colour: green/greyish i guess 92. Favourite movie: 10 things i hate about you, clueless, the batman trilogy, catws Soooooo this took me longer than i planned, anyway lets tag @hunkyniall @yslsaint @givelarryachonce @actualhumansunshine @nowayoutalongwaydown @iicfhome @celestineal @bananasnouis @loveableirishman @peppyniall @bus1pride i want to get to know y'all, if you dont want to do this trust me i get it dont worry xxx

[liamwontmind]

92 truths

Rules: Once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to tag! Thank you @zlpayne for tagging me

LAST… [1] drink: water 
[2] phone call: UC Riverside
[3] text message: My mom sending me a meme
[4] song you listened to: Congratulations- Post Malone
[5] time you cried: literally like 10 minutes ago on the toilet.

HAVE YOU EVER…
[6] dated someone twice: yes. Lmao
[7] been cheated on: yes ): 
[8] kissed someone and regretted it: hmmm. Yes. 
[9] lost someone special: multiples
[10] been depressed: pretty sure me crying on the toilet answers this question. 
[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: hell to the fuck no. I know how to handle my drinks

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:
[12] blue-green
[13] wine red
[14] rose gold

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…
[15] made new friends: yes
[16] fallen out of love: yes
[17] laughed until you cried: this whole day cause me and my mom are hilarious 
[18] found out someone was talking about you: a whole group. Like damn. Yall know who you are. 
[19] met someone who changed you: hmm. Idk
[20] found out who your true friends are: i have like only 3 friends so. Yes 
[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: nope [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: most likely all of them. Idk whos even my FB friend
[23] do you have any pets: 2 dogs. And 1 cat who hasn’t been home in like a month ): 
[24] do you want to change your name: hell no
[25] what did you do for your last birthday: went out for dinner and hanged out with family
[26] what time did you wake up: today around 8 am to join my mom for doctor and picnic. But tbh lately at 12. 
[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: either texting friends and playing a game on my phone. Or netflixing with my Ma. 
[28] name something you cannot wait for: next week. Going to a writers covfefe. 
[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: she literally walked in right when i was reading this. 
[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish that i didn’t have PCOS. 
[31] what are you listening to right now: only the best song ever Strip That Down™ by Liam Payne™
[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes 
[33] something that is getting on your nerves: People giving me shit for being a history major or for liking history. Let me enjoy what I want. Just because I enjoy learning about history doesn’t mean i support or excuse every bad thing that has happened. Also, NO, i dont want to be a fucking history teacher.
[34] most visited website: Tumblr, my math class’s website, and my school email thing.
[35] elementary: ugh i miss it. Back then when no drama existed. Omg that reminds me. I saw my elementary teacher at my cousins wedding last month.
[36] high school: fuck HS. Im glad im out of that hell hole. 
[37] college: lovin it currently. Great people. My counselor is absolutely amazing and i love and miss her.
[38] hair colour: dark red.
[39] long or short hair: medium??? Its long kinda? Its curly.
[40] do you have a crush on someone: yeah. My brothers best friend. Whoops. 
[41] what do you like about yourself?: im fucking funny. Like even when i dont try to be. 
[42] piercings: just my ears
[43]blood type: idk. I think it was O positive? Is that even a type? Red? 
[44] nickname: Bee, ‘stupid lesbean’ (dont ask), chewbaca
[45] relationship status: single with major babyfever LMAOOO
[46] zodiac sign: the best one, Scorpio
[47] pronouns: she/her
[48] fav tv show: The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Orange Is The New Black, The Fosters, and literally anything that has to do with history or ghost. 
[49] tattoos: i wish ): 
[50] right or left handed: right

FIRST…
[51] surgery: none
[52] piercing: on my ears as a baby 
[53] best friend: pre school
[54] sport: my mom says ballet, but i quit it and didnt like it. So im assuming its baseball.
[55] vacation: either to mexico to visit family. Or Camping. Which i cant wait for. 
[56] pair of trainers: lmao idk 
[57] eating: um. Okay so the q’s after this im assuming dont have to do with first. So currently nothing. 
[58] drinking: currently nothing. [59] im about to: charge my phone and go to sleep. It is 2 am [60] listening to: my dads footsteps as he’s walking round the house getting ready for work. 
[61] waiting for: me to have a baby [62] want: a fucking baby
[63] get married: give me a fucking baby first
[64] career: POTUS. Or anything having to do with government stuff. Idk.

YOUR TYPE… [65] hugs or kisses: hmm kisses. Even if mouths gross me out. 
[66] lips or eyes: eyes
[67] shorter or taller: taller
[68] older or younger: older
[69] romantic or spontaneous: both. Please
[70] nice arms or nice stomach: arms
[71] sensitive or loud: loud. Like me.
[72] hook up or relationship: relationship
[73] troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker…. like me

HAVE YOU EVER…
[74] kissed a stranger? no
[75] drank hard liquor? Lmao yeah
[76] lost glasses/contact lenses?: yes. I was just thinking bout this today. 
[77] turned someone down: lmAo yes
[78] sex on first date? Yes
[79] broken someone’s heart? Yup. And im not sorry.
[80] had your own heart broken? Yes
[81] been arrested? Nope
[82] cried when someone died? Um yeah?
[83] fallen for a friend: LMAO YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…
[84] yourself? fUCK YAH
[85] miracles? Yea kinda [86] love at first sight? Hell yah hopeless romantic here
[87] santa claus? LMAOO once upon a time
[88] kiss on the first date? Yup
[89] angels?: yes. I saw one once.
[90] current best friend’s name: Stacey, ugli, why you no text me back? 
[91] eye colour: brown
[92] favourite movies: Literally anything with my boyfriend Michael Peña. And anything disney. Also, This Is The End.

I tag: @tomlitsons @paynesenterprise @gigglynarry @childlikemperor @aradicalinterpretationofthetext @letpaynelive @rosyharry @lirrycollab @liampaynetbfh @cupcakelirry @luc0zade @sunnylesbian @soloharrles @stylespayne @stripthatdownmp3

[dykedykegooses]

multiples of 5 for the lesbian ask meme!

omg this is so specific and i love it, thank u

5: is she ticklish?

if im being honest, ive never tried tickling her. i have a personal space thing where i feel uncomfortable touching people most of the time bc i feel like im invading their personal space (even w close friends, like i have to wait until they do something where im fine w it), but i like to imagine she is!!!

10: who is her celebrity crush?

i dont know, she doesnt keep up with celebrities that much, but i know she has a thing for more fem guys w muscle :/

15: what are your favorite things about her (personality wise) ?

god, what ISNT my favorite thing about her? shes so sweet, so kind, she will literally take an hour to talk to someone she doesnt know because they look lonely or like they need someone. shes bubbly and spontaneous and hilarious, shes passionate and has the most fierce, loving, amazing heart ive ever seen.

20: write a tiny poem about her

i used to try my hand at poetry, but its been a while so bear w me:her smileall lips and teeth and cheeksmakes the sunflowers grow a little tallerand she opens her mouth totell you how gorgeous you look todayin your ratty jeans and shirt youve had since sixth gradeand you know shes lying – she must be lying –but her lips curl around those words just rightjust enough to convince you the compliment is genuineand she smileswith her warm, earthy eyesthe color that shows this soil isbestfor the plants to grow.she forgets that she is in classmore worried about the assignment she didnt turn intwo weeks agoand asks“what’s happening?” withpleading eyes anda frownthat should never occupy her round, freckled faceand you respond in hushed tonesshe smiles again –she should never stop smiling –she snaps her fingers and givesyou a look of understanding.her wild hairfalls in her faceand you want to brush it back for herbut you cant. or you wont.and class is dismissed and she hugs you,and you lose yourself in her warmth.

25: what’s something she’s super interested in?

succulents!! she absolutely adores the little buggers, so much so that she literally almost tackled me with a hug when i bought her a little clearance one from walmart and wouldnt stop telling me she loved me for the rest of the week. shes named them all and takes care of them every day. shes very concerned over them. shes even called herself ‘plant mama’

30: is she more Earth, water, air, or fire?

somehow all of them, but im going to say earth. not because shes stubborn or hard-headed like people like to categorize ‘earth’ as (shes not, shes very go-with-the-flow), but because shes nurturing. she keeps you on your feet, catches you when you fall; shes literally mother nature herself.

35: what’s her aesthetic?

picture a sunrise on a breezy, secluded beach home. gentle rays glide in past white, billowy cotton curtains and brush past sunkissed skin, still warm with sleep. the houseplant leaves rustle in the salty wind and a bamboo windchime clacks outside. the nursery yellow walls house posters of bands you’ve never heard of, but want to love as much as she does. the room is somehow cluttered and neat, daringly impulsive and barely-there minimalistic, inviting and exclusive at the same time. yeah. to me, thats her aesthetic. 

40: is she a vegetarian?

yes! sort of lol. last i checked in, she had eaten chicken bc she was stressed about the APBio exam and felt bad about it. shes generally vegetarian and has tried going vegan, but her catholic parents are Not Here for That

45: does she wear makeup?

sometimes! not usually, but shell put on mascara sometimes and she used to do her eyeliner in biology when she wanted to impress a guy in her next college class

50: post her picture if you have her permission

i dont bc that would require telling her that im writing about her and that would be Weird™

like i said in the last one, this is all just about one (straight) girl i have a little crush on; if you guys want to hear about other crushes, lmk

[haamuressu]

heyhey 18-81

duude are you kidding that’s so many (THANK U) (also im gonna put this under a link bc no one likes scrolling long posts)

18: Are they a relative? (the question 17 was about my 1st phone contact)

I’m a proper family girl and my 1st phone contact is my mom. funnily enough also the person I send the most amount of messages/make the most amount of calls

19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?

”Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. “ - John F. Kennedy. (in other words: Nope)

20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?

a couple of hours ago lol

21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?

fuck no, I really hate the idea of marrying super young. I mean everyone else can live their life like they please but I don’t feel like settling down at 17 is the route I want to take. no sir

22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

sure I have no regrets (that’s a blatant lie, I regret like 90% of my life but the last person I kissed and/or kissing them is surprisingly not on that list of regrets) 

23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?

nada, I don’t really wear bracelets

24: Is there a certain quote you live by?

”you need to hold tight to whatever gets you through the night” from the true lives of the fabulous killjoys comic.

25: What’s on your mind?

I’m really sore allover because I’ve been working out again and my body is screaming for mercy so that, basically 

26: Do you have any tattoos?

two stick’n’pokes yea

27: What is your favorite color?

changes all the time but currently green or yellow probably. or black which is just always good

28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?

man idk realistically speaking probably the next time I’m drunk. that’s a habit of mine I really need to get rid of 

29: Who are you texting?

not anyone at the moment

30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?

I genuinely do not remember . probably ? probably not? I don’t...ok neither of us owns a couch so logically speaking it’s unlikely

31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?

I predicted my great grandmother’s death when I was eight even tho I had no way of knowing/guessing that she had passed. I know that this isn’t exactly what the question was implying but this came to mind and I thought I’d share

32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?

a couple and I really see no issue with that whatsoever, I’ve always had friends of all genders and it has not been a big deal for me

33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?

gosh I really hope that no one has that low standards seriously (bless their mislead heart if so)

34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

I constantly hear that from people. brown eyes aren’t that common with finns so idk

35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?

I would probably be doing awkward finger guns at their general direction and/or figuring out a way to smoothly excuse myself from the situation bc who the hell wants to sit around and watch two people make out? the point here is that I wouldnt be upset

36: Were you single on Valentines Day?

single, not ready to mingle 

37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?

a lot of questions related to that. but yes in case you haven’t figured that out

38: What do your friends call you?

just rea, sometimes my birth name or ressu, rebe or just..nerd

39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?

I’m get upset approximately fifteen times a day so yes probably

40: Have you ever cried over a text?

oh maaaaaaaaaaaan have I

41: Where’s your last bruise located?

arm

42: What is it from?

no comment lol

43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?

had a shit night at tuesday and threw that typical “I DONT WANNA BE HERE” temper tantrum about my school and campus lol 

44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

my grandma

45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?

yes dear god my combat boots are my everything

46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?

I might wear a beanie but I don’t really suit any kind of hats (fun fact I used to semi-ironically wear a fedora bc patrick stump was doing it in 2013. glad I got over that)

47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?

I have shaved my head but it wasn’t Bald bald and nah nope wouldn’t do it again, looking back I now realize that I looked like a fat egg

48: Do you make supper for your family?

rarely but sometimes and I usually fuck something up

49: Does your bedroom have a door?

I’m really sorry for anyone whose door doesn’t

50: Top 3 web-pages?

I’m a youtube addict and also this hellhole is kinda cool. what else..I mean there are so many man

51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?

my mom

52: Does anything on your body hurt?

better question rn would be “does anything on your body Not hurt?”

53: Are goodbyes hard for you?

depends.  like seriously I’m simultaneously very skilled at throwing stuff over my shoulder and never looking but also I’m really talented at never getting over things

54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?

coffee, surprisingly 

55: How is your hair?

good, thanks for asking

56: What do you usually do first in the morning?

answered!

57: Do you think two people can last forever?

dan and phil probably can so why not anyone else (sorry that was cringey but also...it’s true. fight me)

58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?

I was eight so unless I had an elementary school datemate which I don’t recall then proooobably not

59: Green or purple grapes?

greengreengreengreen

60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?

idk I’m really deprived of human touch come here and I’ll give you one right now

61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

not really unless we’re speaking generally just life, then I’m gonna go with maybe a nice coffin underground yes thank u

I have answered 62-69!

70: How many windows are open on your computer?

nine atm

71: How many fingers do you have?

this is such an ominous question lmao ...all of them. and I’d like to keep them, thank you

72: What is your ringtone?

I have no idea my phone is always on mute. probably the standard one then 

73: How old will you be in 5 months?

18 fukc what the hell I’m going to be technically an adult that’s hilarious 

74: Where is your Mum right now?

asleep , I hope. in her bedroom a couple of walls behind me

75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?

error 303: too personal, not comfortable with processing data

76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?

nah I’ve mostly been alone 

77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

a few of them but not very many

78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?

this some american shit I don’t understand...what does year seven mean...

79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?

nah altho I know a few people called Mikko which is probably like the finnish equivalent of mike

80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

 I guess ?

81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?

in this economy? are you kidding, robert.

thank you sm for asking !!!

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2018’s Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Year!!

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2018’s Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Year!!

All year long we’ve been rounding up our favorite tweets of the week from some of the funniest moms and dads on Twitter! As 2018 comes to an end, we hope you will enjoy our choices for the funniest parenting tweets of the year!! Thanks for reading and have an amazing 2019!!!

For more Twitter fun, don’t forget to join us over at @LifeofDadShow!

Sometimes my kids complain about something I tell them to do and I say “hey man, I don’t make the rules!” and then I walk away laughing under my breath because I DO make the rules.

— Brandon Andrina (@proathomedad) March 11, 2018

Sometimes as a parent there are those moments of pure joy & excitement, like when you arrive at a kids’ birthday party & the host says parents don’t have to stay.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) March 10, 2018

Me pretending that’s not my kid in public pic.twitter.com/iVgBEASlWk

— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) March 8, 2018

How to put on shoes like a 5-year-old:

1) Put on one shoe.

2) Ponder the mysteries of the universe.

3) What shoes?

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 9, 2018

Kids today will never know the struggle of having to go around the house and change every little clock. #DaylightSavings

— Matthew Kabel (@MattKabel) March 11, 2018

Me: Let’s watch the old Mario Bros show on Netflix from when I was a kid!

Daughter: Why is it blurry?

Me: All of the shows used to be blurry.

Daughter: Why is it square?

Me: TV’s used to be square.

Daughter: Why isn’t it funny or good?

Me: YOU MADE ME WATCH CAILLOU!!

— John Kinnear (@askdadblog) March 23, 2018

Me after seeing a group of 30 something year old guys gathered to play Pokemon GO: “What a bunch of nerds”

Also me after picking up my son from school today: “CAN YOU TEACH ME TO PLAY FORTNITE RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?

— Chris Read (@CanadianDadBlog) March 19, 2018

My daughter thinks it’s hilarious when I accidentally get her math questions wrong but the joke’s on her because it’s not an accident and she’s on her own for homework for 10 more years.

— Mike Reynolds (@EverydayGirlDad) March 19, 2018

My style of parenting can best be described as ‘Max and Ruby’s parents.’

— Cathryn (@AngryRaccoon2) March 24, 2018

My kid just fed me what she said was a raisin. It wasn’t a raisin.

Never, I repeat never, eat anything your kid feeds you without double checking.

— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) August 10, 2018

The first time I realized my kids are spoiled was when they started complaining about not being able to skip commercials at a hotel.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) August 6, 2018

My mom: wow it’s so nice of Jeff to watch your kids for the next few days while you’re gone

Me: yes, he is very excited to continue to be a father

— sleepy mom (@lauratnelson) August 10, 2018

Store clerk: May I help you?

Me: I hope so. Sweetie go get your math homework, this nice woman is going to help us.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 13, 2018

My toddler just looked me straight in the eyes and whispered “I’m NOT crazy.” Which sounds exactly like something a crazy person would do.

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) March 19, 2018

Mom: [carries in womb for 10 months, breastfeeds another 12 months, quits job to stay at home and raise our daughter]

Me: [does the going downstairs behind the couch gag]

Daughter: Daddy’s my best friend!

— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) May 15, 2018

My 8yo can’t play video games today, but instead of doing something productive, he’s having his brother loudly narrate his game from the next room.

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 12, 2018

Other women: Nothing is sexier than a dad holding a baby.

Me: Nothing is sexier than my husband using his thundering dad-voice to frighten our children into behaving when I’ve abandoned all hope.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 10, 2018

Me “Go play outside.”

Kids “Ugh it’s too hot!!”

Me “Go!”

Kids “Will you play with us?!”

Me “Outside? No way! It’s way too hot.”

— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) May 8, 2018

2yo: “mommy I did it!”

Me: “that’s awesome, buddy I knew you could do it!”

(I have no idea what he did)

— Melissa (@Fiveoclockmommy) May 10, 2018

My kids made me Mother’s Day cards covered in glitter, which is like the opposite of saying I love you.

— Ashnog (@adult_mom) May 14, 2017

My 5yo son just slept-walked into the kitchen, pulled down his pants and peed all over the kitchen table. Glad to hear you are pregnant with your first though.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 4, 2018

My nephews thought my not giving them Easter baskets was an April Fool’s joke, but really it’s because they’re older now.

Aging, the ultimate prank.

— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) April 1, 2018

(both kids screaming from the living room) MONSTERS DON’T SPAWN IN THIS AREA! WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED A TORCH! IF I DIE BECAUSE OF YOU I’M GONNA – JUST DIG AND HIDE! WHERE IS YOUR BASE?

It’s too early for this

— Bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) April 20, 2018

The kids have been away for a few days and I just found a pair of inside-out pants with underwear still stuck to them in my 5yo’s room and clutched it to my chest like an ex’s hoodie.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) April 7, 2018

My son asked what sides we were having with dinner like we haven’t had mac & cheese and microwaved green beans with every meal since he was born.

— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) July 17, 2018

https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/1018920271011557377 https://twitter.com/eff_yeah_steph/status/1017722655968059392

Me: (limits screen time)

[5 minutes later]

6: (gets a concussion) Me: That’s it! Everyone back on their tablets!

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) July 10, 2018

https://twitter.com/sarcasticmommy4/status/1015071841809981440

My daugjter just ruined Toy Story for ever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldnt know and he’d carry on playing with its corpse

— Baron Stigmund (@stiggib3) July 1, 2018

8: “Where’s Dad? I need some help” Me: “I can help you!” 8: “It’s about the TV” Me: 8: Me: “Dad’s upstairs.”

— Wendy S. (@maughammom) June 26, 2018

“Nope.”

~My two-year old, trying to justify he didn’t draw on the table with a red crayon while HOLDING A RED CRAYON.

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) June 9, 2018

Life hack: If you tell the pizza delivery person “Thanks so much, you’re making our Pajama Day awesome!” when you and your toddler answer the door in pj’s, you transform from the mom who couldn’t get her shit together into the fun mom who hosts theme days.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) June 5, 2018

I didn’t realize 80% of song lyrics were inappropriate until I had to listen to them in the car with my kids.

— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) June 8, 2018

My son just said he’s going to call me “Squishy” to match my stomach and now I need to have another kid just so I can have a favorite

— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) June 3, 2018

Every single conversation I have with my kids pic.twitter.com/osbJEa8E7B

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) June 1, 2018

After my family finishes dinner. Me: “Anyone want ice cream?” My kids reaction. #LifeofDad pic.twitter.com/N0rZzLJkH7

— DadatWork (@ArtEddy3) August 23, 2018

Damn, looks like I brought the wrong 47 children’s books on our road trip.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 22, 2018

My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.

— Octopus/Caveman (@OctopusCaveman) August 26, 2018

BEFORE HAVING KIDS: “I am NEVER making separate meals for my children”

4 YEARS LATER: “Let me repeat your order: tri-color pasta (al dente) with butter & cheese on a bed of string cheese on a fairy plate, cup of water with star-shaped ice cubes, yogurt two ways, Cheez-Its.”

— Bret Turner (@bretjturner) August 15, 2018

*starts my own YouTube channel so my kids will listen to me.

— The Baron (@baronvonbike) August 17, 2018

8yo: Dad, can I eat on the couch? Me: Sure, as long as you’re carefu- 8yo: I spilled my drink Me: Of course

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) July 31, 2018

Kid: Mom, the light’s on in my closet.

Me: That’s weird. The monster must be looking for something.

— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) September 19, 2018

In case you wondered what having a boy is like. My son just came down from having a shower and smelled no different than before he went in. I asked if he used soap and he responded “not this time” as if that’s even a thing.

— Chris Read (@CanadianDadBlog) September 24, 2018

You’ll know parents by the way they are compelled to point out any and all cows to anyone who happens to be in the car with them.

— Walking Outside In Slippers (@WalkingOutside) September 17, 2018

Kid: *3 and a half seconds after calling me the worst mom ever* Can you make me a snack?

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) September 14, 2018

Nothing like seeing a new dad at Disney World find out a Mickey shaped balloon with a glow stick in it is $35. Welcome to the club buddy.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 16, 2018

Sometimes I purposefully dress my toddler in mismatched pajamas just to make my wife’s head explode.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) September 8, 2018

7AM text from mom. Just a quick seven paragraphs.

— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 31, 2018

“How I wonder what you are?”

You literally JUST said it was a little star. Nursery rhymes are dumb.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) August 29, 2018

Save a ton of time by never unloading groceries again. Just throw the bags of food directly into a teenager’s open mouth.

— Betty (@BoomBoomBetty) October 22, 2018

I finally posted pics of my kids at a pumpkin patch, so I get to stay on Facebook for another year

— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) October 24, 2018

A kids version of the “Saw” movie but they can only escape by eating a sandwich with the crusts on.

— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) October 16, 2018

Ahh, I love the sound of my kids’ screen time in the morning.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) October 21, 2018

God: You’re in charge of naming all the animals.

Dr. Seuss: That’s a Zizzer Zazzer Zuz. That’s a Phiffer Pheffer Phef. That’s-

God: Nope nope nope. Let’s bring you back later. Adam, you’re up.

— The Dadvocate (@thedadvocate01) October 10, 2018

My kids know to wait until I’m sick to ask me to upgrade all their iPad games.

Why yes, I will pay $9.99 to unlock all the Strawberry Shortcake baking tools if it means a possible 10 minutes of silence.

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) October 8, 2018

9: Where’s dad? I need his help.

Me: Anything your dad can do, I can do. What do you need?

9: When I flushed the toilet, it keeps rising.

Me: Go find your dad.

— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) September 29, 2018

One time I put the burnt side of a grilled cheese face down on my child’s plate and almost got away with it.

— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) September 24, 2018

https://twitter.com/thisiskacee/status/1065007774713577473

In hind sight “Up your butt and around the corner” was not the best phrase to add to 4’s vocabulary.

But my God, you should have seen Nana’s face when 4 told her where she could find her glasses.

Worth. It.

— Mom Jeans Please (@momjeansplease) November 20, 2018

CONFUSED SHOPPER DAD: should i buy the odorless candle or the apple-cinnamon candle?

OTHER SHOPPER DAD: apple-cinnamon. it makes more scents!

*tremendous high five attempt, but they whiff*

— TuSoon Shakur (@TuSoonShakur) November 12, 2018

Daughter: can you make me a sandwich?

Me: poof you’re a sandwich lol.

Daughter:

Me:

Daughter: MOM HE’S DOING THAT THING AGAIN.

— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) November 7, 2018

8yo: Mom, will you put ketchup on my hotdog?

Me: You’re old enough to do it yourself.

8yo: pic.twitter.com/WfXA9pepJX

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 5, 2018

Me: *reads first four words of children’s book* 2-year-old: “Why?”

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) November 1, 2018

We’re going to an amusement park tomorrow.

So today we’re busy threatening to not go to the amusement park tomorrow.

— Walking Outside In Slippers (@WalkingOutside) November 3, 2018

There is no one more drunk with power than a 3 year old who can finally reach the water dispenser on the refrigerator. 6 cups in 5 minutes and counting…

— Mom Jeans Please (@momjeansplease) November 1, 2018

My husband was looking at his fantasy football scoreboard and my 9yo came up and started reading the team names and said “What’s Finger Bangers?” and I think we all aged a little in that moment.

— SpacedMom (@copymama) December 6, 2018

mom: call your grandmother, she sent you a birthday card with $10

me: ok

[later]

me: hey grandma

grandma: hello dear

me: i need more money, this isn’t 1842

— The Hype (@TheHyyyype) December 4, 2018

Welcome to parenthood, you need to flush the toilet before you use it too.

— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) November 29, 2018

SANTA: what would you like for Christmas? *child hands Santa a note*

“Please look after Melissa. I need a couple of hours to shop and maybe get a coffee. Also, she’s lactose intolerant.”

SANTA, to elf: put her with the others

— Bison (@McGrumpenstein) December 8, 2018

Special shout out to the kid at my son’s elementary school concert who threw his arms into a cross and yelled “Wakanda Forever!” at the end of his performance.

— Heather M. Jones (@hmjoneswriter) December 14, 2018

Last Friday, my daughter’s teacher mentioned to me how nice it is to see how well my kids get along & love each while at school. Now if you’ll excuse me, my daughter just punched my son in the groin for using the pencil crayon she wasn’t even using…

— Chris Read (@CanadianDadBlog) December 17, 2018

There’s always the ‘Funniest parenting tweets of the week’ but never the ‘Funniest guy living alone in basement apartment tweets of the week’, heck this.

— Matt (@Stap_Jr) September 11, 2018

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REVIEWING THE CHARTS - CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: 9th December 2018

Geez, today was a busy week. Before we talk about the top 10, however, let’s just get the massive elephants out of the way.

CHRISTMAS NONSENSE

It’s the festive season and one way people celebrate the holidays is by listening to its music – usually, Christmas music, of course, and since I review all returning entries that I haven’t talked about yet, sigh... There are seven of these so I’m going to go as quick as possible, but just bear with me throughout this section because I really don’t like Christmas music all that much. Let’s just get it over with.

#39 – “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” – Brenda Lee

This is “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”, a song written by Johnny Marks and released in 1958 in the US, being left on the shelf for four years until its release in the UK in 1962. In 1963, it peaked at number-six and has since re-entered due to digital downloads, with one of its highest recent peaks being number-seven last year. It’s pretty inoffensive rockabilly, with some nice very-50s guitar licks coming in throughout, and some decently-sounding production, but really it’s not anything of internet until that sax solo. That solo is freaking gorgeous, and I’m glad it’s there, because otherwise this would just kind of fall to the wayside. Not sure I like Lee’s voice on here, it comes off as a bit nasal, but it’s not a big deal. It’s alright, I guess. I expected to say RIP here since she was popular such a long time ago, but no, she’s still alive and kicking. Good for her.

#36 – “Merry Christmas Everyone” – Shakin’ Stevens

Now this is where it all breaks down into dread. This song by Shakin’ Stevens is Godawful, mostly because of how painfully manufactured the whole thing is. It’s overproduced Christmas music that is just jolly feelings and nothing else. Those horns that kick in after the first verse are pretty cool, but Stevens doesn’t sound great here – or at least I can’t tell because he’s drowned in reverb – and the choir might as well be a computer for all I care. Also, the sax solo was cool the first time in Brenda Lee’s track, but here it’s just trite, especially when you add those shooby-doo-wops over it. This track was initially the Christmas number-one for 1985, and I understand why, but does it really have to come back every year since 2007 – for over 60 weeks in total? Oh, it peaked last year at #10 too. Let’s hope this upwards trend doesn’t continue.

#35 – “Santa Tell Me” – Ariana Grande

Now for a more recent one from arguably the biggest popstar in the world right now, with her 2014 song that actually failed to chart in the Top 40 initially until last year at #29, and that’s its peak so far... whilst I’ve never been a fan of the cleaner, refined Ariana Grande records, I do have a soft spot for this one. That melody is infectious and the sleigh bells complement the synth bass in a way I didn’t think they would, and it’s not like the drums are all that overpowering here, although a trap skitter would have worked better here (yeah, I know, not something I say often). It’s surprisingly romantic and sensual for a song with Santa in the title, actually, although it’s about men who have wronged her. Anyway, Ariana kills it but what else do you expect from a song from her at this point? It’s a good track, although the final chorus with the choir is really cluttered, just saying, it’s messy.

#30 – “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” – Michael Bublé

This here is Michael Bublé’s cover of traditional Christmas classic written in 1951 by Meredith Wilson, and it’s not great. Obviously, I mean, it’s Michael Bublé, ever since “Haven’t Met You Yet” he’s been utterly useless seasonal radio fodder. Bublé never really sounds bad but he never sounds interesting, and this production isn’t doing him any favours. It’s sickly sweet strings and brass for the most part, with some piano added in there for good measure, after what seems to be way too long of just airy synth, string and guitar noise – that’s really out of place, guys, why is this on the single edit? Ah, what else to say? Oh, right, nothing.

#26 – “Do They Know it’s Christmas?” – Band Aid

Oh, I know it’s Christmas time, alright, this song won’t let me forget it. I could ramble on about how preachy and awful this charity single is but other people have done it better. I just have four short things to say – 1.) this was the most popular song in the UK of the entire 80s. Yikes. 2.) This is the worst thing the Boomtown Rats have had any involvement in. They’re such a great band, hell so are Culture Club. How do Boy George, the Boomtown Rats, Ultravox, Phil Collins, U2, Kool & the Gang, Sting and Duran Duran make something this awful? They’re all absolutely fantastic musicians in their own right. 3.) That synth that kicks in after a while is pretty ugly, not gonna lie, and is unfitting for the condescending Christmas charity single angle they’re going for here – mostly because that’s what it really is. 4.) We’ve remade and reissued and re-entered this song too many times. Let it go, Britain. Please. We’re begging you. It’s for a good cause, and I appreciate how much money it’s raised, but it’s also garbage.

#18 – “Fairytale of New York” – The Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl

They use the word because it was the 80s, it’s not meant to mean homosexual and it’s not used in that context – albeit still a negative one – and the climate of Ireland, especially the Celtic punk scene, wasn’t exactly going to care about dropping that slur in their Christmas single. It should still be censored, though, I mean, black rappers saying the N-word is morally okay, but we still mute those, right? Anyway, this is one of the best songs I’ve ever heard. It starts with a beautifully elegant piano melody, with the lead singer of the Pogues, Shane MacGowan, mumbling his way through his verse, but instead of people like Future or Lil Baby, there’s still a lot of sincerity there, I feel, and a lot of soul is put into expressing the lyrics here in the raspy tone that I absolutely love. I’m not going to talk much about the story here mostly because I’m not going to go in-depth, but it’s about a typical love story going awry at some point due to a betrayal. Oh, and the moment the Celtic traditional instruments come in is one of the best moments in music – ever. Kirsty MacColl sounds so lovely here, and the harmonisations in the chorus are fantastic. That flute solo is gorgeous, and the juxtaposition between “you’re a bum, you’re a punk, you’re an old s--- on junk, lying there almost dead as a drip on that bed” and the cheerful instrumental is just hilarious to me, especially since right after “Happy Christmas your a---, I thank God it’s our last” is immediately followed by the bombastic drunk sing-a-long chorus. The third verse is also such a great back-and-forth, man, I can’t even bring to words how much I admire and adore this piece of music. This is the best song I think I’ve ever talked about on this show, by far, but it could have easily not been close if “2000 Miles” by the Pretenders returned this week. We’ll just hope for next week, I guess. Rest in peace to Kirsty MacColl, gone much too young.

#14 – “Last Christmas” – WHAM!

Finally, we have our last Christmas song for this week’s holiday REVIEWING THE CHARTS special. It’s an anti-climactic end, to be honest, because I’m pretty indifferent to this song. It’s pretty 80s, to be fair, so I’ve got to like some of the cheesy falsetto vocalisations from the late George Michael at the start, as well as those repetitive synths that keep themselves from sounding awful by having those sleigh bells and pretty damn nice keys covering them. That chorus is iconic, but the rest of the lyrics are just forgettable. Honestly, it’s a good background song and it’s a well-written, catchy pop track with Michael putting in some good vocals throughout, but, it’s nothing special. Nothing but respect to George Michael, though, rest in peace, he’s a pop legend over here.

Christmas Conclusion

The best Christmas song on the charts right now is easily “Fairytale of New York” by the Pogues and Kirsty MacColl, but an Honourable Mention goes to Mariah Carey for “All I Want for Christmas is You”. Yup, that’s still here, we’ll get to that in a second. Worst of the Week goes to Band Aid for “Do They Know it’s Christmas?” You should be ashamed, Bob. Dishonourable Mention is going to Shakin’ Stevens for “Merry Christmas Everyone”. Other Christmas songs you should check out are “Christmas in Harlem” by Kanye West, Teyana Taylor and CyHi tha Prynce featuring Musiq Soulchild (heck, check out the longer version if you wish), “2000 Miles” by the Pretenders, “Stop the Cavalry” by Jona Lewie, “Christmas Lights” by Coldplay, “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” by Tyler, the Creator and “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” by DMX. Yes, those last two actually exist. Now, this Christmas section has taken longer and is longer to read than about half of my normal episodes, so I think we should get straight into...

Top 10

Well, this all feels a bit more familiar. “thank u, next” by Ariana Grande is still at the top of the charts five weeks in, and it doesn��t really seem to have much competition.

Ava Max, however, is making a surprise run for the top, up four spots to number-two, with “Sweet but Psycho”. I wouldn’t exactly be complaining if this hit the top either.

“Without Me” by Halsey is up a spot to number-three.

We have a new entry from the most recent X Factor winner, Dalton Harris, with a cover of Frankie Goes to Hollywood’s Christmas classic “The Power of Love”, featuring James Arthur. I guess awful Christmas songs aren’t going away for that long, huh? Obviously this is Dalton’s first top 10, and Arthur’s fifth.

“Thursday” by Jess Glynne is down two spaces to number-three.

Up a whopping 28 spaces this week to number-six is, you guessed it, Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas is You”. This isn’t its first top 10 turn, and it’s not its peak, but still impressive to reach here nonetheless.

This means “Woman Like Me” by Little Mix featuring Nicki Minaj is down five spaces to number-seven.

“Rewrite the Stars” by James Arthur and Anne-Marie has actually gained nine spaces, surprisingly, and to my dismay, to number-eight, becoming Arthur’s sixth and Anne-Marie’s fifth.

Oh, and if you wanted even worse news, up an even larger 29 spaces is “KIKA” by 6ix9ine featuring Tory Lanez, becoming both their first (and hopefully for 6ix9ine, only) top 10 hit at number-nine. I like the song, but I don’t like Tekashi, to say the least.

We have another new entry at #10 this week with “Nothing Breaks Like a Heart” by Mark Ronson featuring Miley Cyrus. This is Ronson’s sixth top 10 hit and Cyrus’ fourth (yeah, I thought she had more too).

Now, instead of separating what happened on the charts into Dropouts, Climbers, Returning Entries, Fallers and such, let’s separate into two sections: “What Survived” and “What Suffered”.

What Survived

What survived means essentially everything that still managed to chart this week, and I’m actually surprised by how much power some of these songs have. Going in reverse order, I have no idea how “Arms Around You” by XXXTENTACION, Lil Pump, Swae Lee and Maluma managed to cling on despite a 17-space fall to #40. “Promises” by Calvin Harris and Sam Smith is down 16 to #38, “Baby Shark” by Pinkfong is down four to #37, “Empty Space” by James Arthur is down 10 to #34 (why did James Arthur of all people have the strength to stay during the avalanche?), “Hold My Girl” by George Ezra is down eight to #33, “Shallow” by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper is down 27 to #32 (considering both streaming cuts and Christmas bloodbath), “Leave a Light On” by Tom Walker has returned to #31 for some reason, “when the party’s over” by Billie Eilish is down seven to #28 (again, surprised this one’s still here), “Taki Taki” by DJ Snake, Ozuna, Cardi B and Selena Gomez is down eight to #27, “1999” by Charli XCX and Troye Sivan is down 11 to #24, “Polaroid” by James Blue, Liam Payne and Lennon Stella is down 11 to #23, “Let You Love Me” by Rita Ora is down eight to #22, “Better” by Khalid is down five to #20, “Sunflower” by Post Malone and Swae Lee is down seven to #16, as is “ZEZE” by Kodak Black featuring Travis Scott and Offset right next to it at #15, “Funky Friday” by Dave and Fredo is down five to #12, and everything else that’s currently charting is either simply not notable (a drop or climb less than four spaces), in the top 10, a new arrival, a Christmas re-entry or in the top 10. Jesus. Now, what’s gone?

What Suffered

This is a little nicer name for what’s dropped out in the absolute onslaught of Christmas music and new arrivals (all returning and new entries this week total to 12 songs that weren’t on the chart before). This week was an absolute bloodbath, and these are the murder victims. Former #1 “Shotgun” by George Ezra is out from #30, “Advice” by Cadet and Deno Driz is out from #28, “AirForce” by Digdat is out from the #20 debut, “Mo Bamba” by Sheck Wes is out prematurely from #27, “This is Me” by Keala Settle and the Greatest Showman Ensemble is out again from #36, another former #1 “Eastside” by benny blanco, Halsey and Khalid is out from #31, “Happier” by Marshmello and Bastille is out from #32, “I Found You” by benny blanco and Calvin Harris is out from #29, “MIA” by Bad Bunny featuring Drake is out from #35, “Always Remember Us this Way” by Lady Gaga is out from #39, “Goodbye” by Jason Derulo and David Guetta featuring Nicki Minaj and Willy William is out from #40 and finally, “Back and Forth” by MK, Jonas Blue and Becky Hill is out from #37. I’d say it’s time to move onto the New Arrivals – but before, I’d like to say that the BBC redesigned their UK Top 40 page, and it looks pretty cool. Anyways:

NEW ARRIVALS

#29 – “MAMA” – 6ix9ine featuring Kanye West and Nicki Minaj

Of course, DUMMY BOY only had a stunted tracking week last week, so we have the effects of the album this week. This is 6ix9ine’s third top 40 hit in the UK, Nicki Minaj’s thirty-seventh (yeah, I know, it’s insane), and Ye’s even crazier forty-third, and to be honest, it’s inoffensive, which is something I’d never thought I’d say about a 6ix9ine song, but, hey, it is what it is. Murda Beatz’s production is pretty cool for what it is, and I do like the eerie synth loop. 6ix9ine’s delivery is lazy and boring – and I still think we shouldn’t let rappers say they kick women out of doors – but he doesn’t last long so when Kanye comes in with that “man, oh my God” refrain it gets so much better. I’m so used to Kanye West’s pop-culture rambling, social media criticism/obsession, somehow relating to women nonsense he brings to nearly every single verse he does recently that I’m used to it, it’s just something I’ve heard before delivered relatively comedically. Nicki’s refrain and verse actually has some work put into it, unlike the dudes’ bars, so yeah, I appreciate that, although her delivery and cadence is exhaustingly blunt and straightforward, to the point where it’s just kind of tiring. There’s some decent wordplay there, I guess. This is okay enough, and pretty much top-tier Tekashi to be honest. “KANGA” also featuring Ye is even better, though.

#17 – “Going Bad” – Meek Mill featuring Drake

Meek Mill and Drake working together is something I expected to happen anyway. Meek and Drake have seemingly squashed their beef and have relaxed after the “Back to Back” situation and their popular 2015/2016 beef that revealed a lot about Drake, specifically his ghostwriting from Quentin Miller, and eventually stressed Meek’s relationship with Nicki enough for them to break up as a result. Oh, and you better believe they mention “back to back” because of course they do, it’s the only funny wordplay they can conjure up, apparently. This is Meek Mill’s first ever top 40 hit in the UK (congratulations) and in stark contrast, Drake’s forty-fifth (yes, even more than Kanye), and his thirteenth just this year (probably and hopefully his last), and it’s mediocre. I didn’t know what to expect because I’ve never really cared enough about Meek to listen to him, but an out-of-tune piano absolutely demolished by some bass while Drake spouts off with stuff like “I got more slaps than the Beatles” isn’t exactly the best first impression. Is there a chorus here, or not? I can’t tell, everything’s just kind of the same until the ad-lib break that’s long enough for Genius to count it as an entirely different section of the song than in Meek’s verse. It was “Interlude” when I looked but it might be “Post-Chorus” now. Yeah, it should be clear I don’t care enough about this song. I do like Drake’s delivery in the hook, though, it’s pretty energetic, but not enough to save it.

#10 – “Nothing Breaks Like a Heart” – Mark Ronson featuring Miley Cyrus

So, yeah, I like this. It starts with some beautiful strings right before Miley Cyrus fades in with her country twang that I’m starting to really appreciate, and those guitars come in to complement her and the deeper bass that I like the addition of, it really contrasts the otherwise pretty light production, that seems to be dramatic but kind of unfitting for the lyrical content about how the world can hurt you but heartbreak is the worst possible thing, because despite the beat’s melodrama it’s too upbeat to really work here, I feel. Ah, well, the hook is pretty memorable, and the orchestral stings is just one little barely-noticeable production quirk that I can talk about, seriously, Mark Ronson puts so much effort into crafting these songs over the years, it’s pretty great. It may be a bit too repetitive and slow for my taste, but, yeah, I can dig this. Good song, just not much to say about it.

#4 – “The Power of Love” – Dalton Harris featuring James Arthur

The girl gets Leona Lewis, the Scouse dude gets Kaiser Chiefs, yet the WINNER gets James Arthur?! Really, James Arthur? Poor dude. You must know you’re an amazingly talented singer when you get James Arthur put on your song and you still make a surprisingly decent winner’s single, hell, even win in the first place. Arthur is such an awful vacuum of talent, I was scared Harris would be affected by this but no, even with my half-bothering with the show this year I can tell he’s been consistently great, and he’s definitely not bad on here either, although the production has no unique charm to it and is just plastic Syco production as you expect, with James Arthur bringing an above-average performance (this means still pretty bad) with his moaning and straining that just pains me to listen to. Seriously, James, let’s have a cactus-to-man talk and let me teach you how to not sound like my dead cat who just popped some Xanax.

Conclusion

Worst of the Week goes to Dalton Harris and James Arthur for “The Power of Love” – at least “Going Bad” has some energy and legitimate soul to it, although Meek Mill and Drake still get Dishonourable Mention. Mark Ronson and Miley Cyrus take Best of the Week home for “Nothing Breaks Like a Heart”, and hell Kanye and Nicki made “MAMA” bearable enough for them and 6ix9ine to get Honourable Mentions. See ya next week, where we’ll probably see a few more Christmas songs. Delightful.

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@astrolindsey​ u dont have to read all of this youre my fiance and ik you love me already

1. Favorite (Reprise)

honestly part of your old (reprise) from the little mermaid (alan menken) just THOSE HIGH NOTES MMM. i love theres a fine fine line (reprise) from avenue q cuz its adorable but it is like two lines so.

2. already answered

3. If you could go back in time to see a certain production, which one would it be?

AMERICAN IDIOT WHEN BILLIE WAS ST. JIMMY. NO EXPLANATION NEEDED.

4. Who should write a musical?

i would watch the shit out of an existentialist comedic musical written by bo burnham. hes so hilarious and his songs are so catchy sjiowehefhe.

5. The routine you recreate when home alone:

every. part. of. one. day. more. from. les. mis. simultaneously.my bio used to be something like “my main hobby is recreating all eight parts of one day more by myself” and it is still true. but also hello! from bom but it fails miserably because i try to act out all the parts oof ouch.

6. A duet you’d love to perform and with whom.

if you were gay from avenue q with me as rod and john tartaglia as nicky. now hear me out ik john is supposed to be rod and rick lyon is supposed to be nicky but 1. rod is like My Role™ and as much as i also love rick, john was my fave member of the obc and ik he can do different voices well so...yeah hes gonna be nicky now so i can sing with him.

7. A musical everyone can learn from.

here we go again but avenue q. wowie zowie i like went through a midlife crisis the first time i listened to it but for now actually? changed? my? life? and everyones a little bit racist i mean cmon read my bio. theres so much about it that is so useful even if it seems a bit pessimistic. also elder price from bom learning to use his mission to actually help others and not just to be treated really well if heaven is some good shit but avenue q wins cuz i wasnt religious to begin with.

8. already answered

9. Favorite person to play (insert role)

okay well im gonna fill this in myself and say elder price and say MY BOY THE ETERNALLY PERFECT NIC ROULEAU I CANT BELIEVE I GOT TO SEE HIM ON BROADWAY AND MEET HIM!!!

10. Best digital #ham4ham

uhhhh well like i said in my last post i dont like hamilton really so i have no idea what this means sorry

11. Make up a name and the ingredients for a Waitress pie.

okay well ive only just started listening to waitress and im not nearly as creative with names (or passive aggressive with them) as jenna but uh i really like chocolate pie but ive never seen a nutella one so. yeah that sounds delicious. the name would be something about remington leith idk.

12. already answered

theres no 13 i guess cuz it is unlucky lmao

14. Express your love for the orchestras!

*inhales* GOD THE ORCHESTRA JUST MAKES THE MUSICAL. GO LISTEN TO ANY SONG FROM LES MIS AND TRY NOT TO GET CHILLS FROM THE INSTRUMENTALS I DARE YOU.

15. Favorite musical written by (insert composer, lyricist)

well lynz youre a FOOL and didnt send me a composer or lyricist so im just gonna reiterate that i love les mis it has been my favorite musical for so many years and i cant believe that my friend ryan saw it on broadway and i didnt.

16. Which part (or parts) do you sing in One Day More?

but especially my love eponine

17. A line that never fails to make you laugh.

runs to get my official avenue q script that i spent $20 on to make sure i get the line perfectly right

rod: well--i have this friend--

christmas eve: nicky?

r: no no--another friend. and i think he has a very big problem. i think--ithink my friend is (whispers) gay

ce: what wrong with that? you know rod. gay people make major contribution ro art and philosophy and literature for many hundreds of years now

r: but my friend isnt an artist--hes a republican. and an investment banker.

ce: ew. well tell him to stay in closet then. he good for nothing.

r: (a moment) ...well okay! great! thanks for the advice!

ce: yeah i wouldnt want a friend like that!

r: thanks again!

ce: bye now (she goes inside)

rod: bye bye! (beat. to the audience) ...shit.

18. An upcoming production you’re excited for.

DEAR EVAN HANSEN US TOUR

19. Do you have any funny misheard lyrics from a showtune?

yknow im sure i do but i cannot think of any right now...all i can think of is i used to think (on my own) “the trees are full of starlight” was “the tree’s are fluff’s delight” i have no idea what that means but it made sense to my young mind

20. A musical you would NEVER see with your parents.

avenue q. hahahahahahaha no puppet sex with rebecca and michael. but lets be honest my mum wants to go back to the city to see it off broadway since only i got to see it and if shes gonna buy me a ticket im totally seeing it again idc.

21. Musicals can introduce you to new cultures, interests, fancy words and so on. Name 3 things you’ve learned form musicals.

bom: literally everything i know about the church of jesus christ of latter day saints is from this musical except for polyamory and salt lake city.

hamilton: alexander was NOT a president. i really dont care about us history whoops

les mis: I Learned Im Not Straight Because Of Samantha Barks

22. Favorite OBC.

avenue q mmmmm love u john tartaglia

23. Cast recording you know by heart.

les mis movie sountrack i literally have like 98% of this musical memorized

24. Cast recording for a long car ride.

grease (movie soundtrack) is a bop and my whole family likes it *fingerguns*

25. Favorite Miscast performance.

i havent listened to too many and ik this one doesnt really count but idc cuz i love it. nic rouleau singing go the distance from hercules is my sexuality.

26. already answered

27. Showtune of the day:

im gonna go with two by two from bom cuz im listening to it right now and suidfuesrf it just kills me -the fucking chicken waddling walk ass choreography -WE ARE THE ARMY OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST oflatterdaysaints -ORLANDOOOOO I LOVE YA ORLANDOOOO -PUTT putt golfINGGGGG -arnold: thats me thats me hello. kevin: oh. hi! in the most fucking “:)” voice ever

28.  Who would play you in a musical about your life?

i would hope samantha barks (les mis 25th anniversary and movie eponine) cuz we have similar ranges and shes so beautiful and she is my Favorite Theatre Actress

29. Who would play your best friend in a musical about your life?

im gonna go with dana steingold (ave q current kate/lucy) really for no other reason than shes adorable and has a versatile voice and seems really sweet. i feel like we would be friends in real life.

30.  Who would play your romantic interest in a musical about your life?

honestly like maybe ben durocher (ave q current princeton/rod)? idk he just has a voice that i love and looks adorable in his glasses

31. already answered

32. Describe yourself with 3 musical theatre characters.

eponine from les mis (what a surprise), kate monster from avenue q, sophie from mamma mia

33. A character that inspires you to be better. (does la la land count? im counting it) mia from la la land cuz she has a similar personality to me but less Anxiety which ends up helping her achieve her dream. i want to be like that

34. A showtune that always puts you in a good mood. bend and snap from legally blonde idk it’s just so fun and makes me feel confident it is nice

35. A showtune that makes you feel melancholic. there are worse things i could do from grease

36. Best showstopper. i believe from bom oh my gosh when i heard nic rouleau sing it live for the first time i had GOOSEBUMPS and it has just the right amount of humor to bootedit: OH JUST KIDDING LOVE U BOM BUT DEFINITELY BEING ALIVE FROM COMPANY OH Y GOD. I CANT CHOOSE BETWEEN NEIL PATRICK HARRISS’ VERSION AND RAUL ESPARZA’S THEY BOTH GIVE ME SHIVERS

37. A place you consider to be your Santa Fe. this must be from a musical i havent seen? idk well it looks really beautiful and not very busy so i guess...oakland? it feels like home to me

38. The name of the prettiest theater you’ve been to. eugene o’neill theatre (bom on broadway) was lovely. i had standing room only tickets so i didnt really get to experience it cuz i was stuck in the back under the mezzanine (still great view though) but i looked around a bit during intermission and the was very royal looking and they had a nice bar area upstairs with CHAIRS I COULD USE

39. The most intense scene from a musical. mmm thats tough. from the little ive seen of moulin rouge so far the tango de roxanne part looks really crazy. so is the cell block tango from chicago. or honestly a LOT of american idiot...i love how badass letterbomb is

40. A great cover of a showtune: i really love this male cover of maybe this time from cabaret (i found this thanks to hetalia 2p!america fanart lmao)

41. Put your phone on suffle and write the first 2 showtunes that appear. 1. master of the house from les mis (10th anniversary)2. mamma mia from mamma mia (original cast)

42. Best design of a Playbill. i love effective minimalism so once

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EPISODE 9: “Two weeks ago, I found the most important item in this game: the stick of destiny” - NED (PART 1)

I guess it's fitting we named our FINAL 3 alliance "the Pancakes-" Rob flipped. And guess what? Elliott flipped too. Right now, the only people I trust are Sarah, Eddie, and Sam. Fortunately, Joe's an absolute idiot and left Steph out of the loop- so hopefully, I'll be able to pull her in and we'll have a solid majority of 5. Then, boom boom boom boom- there goes Rob (he's a dick), Elliott (he can win things actually), Chips (he's sketchy), and Joe (I want him to be the last one so he suffers). It's time to hunt.

This is my least favorite part of the game. Voting people out. Now Eddie hates me, but I still love him. Sarah and Ned are mad at me too. I like them, I really really do. But I had to do what's best for my game, and I would not win against them. I can win against the others though, and I feel so bad. i hate this game. I always become a snake. I guess I'm going to be rode hard and put away wet huh? I hate it, i hate it i hate it i hate it my heart hurts a lot

THE FACT THAT MY GAME COULD HAVE ENDED TONIGHT ALL BY THE HANDS OF THE BIGGEST IDIOTS OF THIS SEASON HAS ME LIVIDDDD.!!!! SO ANYWAYS GUYS THAT TRIBAL WAS MESSY AF AND IM GOING TO TELL U SOME  TEA AND I SWEAR TO GOD I TRIED TO FILM THIS BUT I KEEP SLURRING MY WORDS BECAUSE I HAVENT SELPT FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS Can we please take a minute and lets talk about how chip and joe think that going to sam and talking shit and telling lies about me is going to get her to vote me out....BITCH U THOT. Its so ugly because Sam and I are the only active girls left in the season and if any MENINIST GUY thinks for a second that her and I dont talk can fuck right off. So shes telling me all these things that Joe and Chips said about me and its like !!!!?!?!?!? FUCK THEYRE SO FUNNY IM GONNA TELL YALL WHAT THEY SAID 1) They said that I was the mastermind behind the Drew and Andreas vote. HAHAHAH YEA I FUCKING WISH!! I WISH I HAD THAT ON MY RESUME THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GR8. Nah tbh it doesnt make sense for me to directly go after Andreas. Sam, Andreas and I were still in an alliance at that point so !!?!?! dumb fucks 2) They said I PARTICIPATED IN THE SEASON REBELS AND ROGUES AND I WAS A ROGUE SO IM CRAZY SO THEY NEED TO GET ME OUT. Ok this is  HILARIOUS to me for several reasons. SAM WAS ON REBELS AND ROGUES ...JOE ARE U FUCKING STUPID. !?!?!?! If he actually did his research he would have known that... AS WELL AS THE FACT THAT I SUCKED AT THAT GAME AND THAT WAS ALMSOT A YEAR AGO!!! AS IF I PLAY THE EXACT SAME WAY! YA RIGHT! Its funny hes basing my game off of what season I was on...thats like saying joe is smart because hes a host.....................BUT WE ALL KNOW THATS A FUCKIGN LIE Anyways so after this call Sam and I both agreed we felt good with Eddie, Ned and Rob and all 5 of us should be in a f5 alliance. Rob had said to eddie, sam and I all individually at different times that he doesnt like chips and joe so we were like ICON COME TO US! SO WE MAKE THIS F5 AND ITS CUTE BECAUSE BEFORE WE EVEN MADE THIS F5...I HAD A F3 WITH NED AND ROB ALREADY SO ITS LIKE IT WAS ALL SET UP!!!!!!!!!!! So then rob and eddie tell me that IM THE TARGET!?!?!?!?!??! WHY ARE THESE UGLIES SO AFRAID OF ME!? ANYWAYS IM LIKE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NO THANKS IM GOOD So I get on call with Eddie and we're talking strategy and we decide that im going to skip this round with my time turner but before i do it eddie and i talked for a bit and eddie is being kinda obvious about  how hes threatened about my social connections because he thinks i have Ned and Rob which i mean, is half true. I have ned as an ally. But I tell Ned to tell eddie that im aggressive and annoying sometimes because Eddie literally thinks I am aggressive and I mean...im not going to lie I am but ive been getting better!!!!!!!!!! So Ned sends the message to Eddie and hes like “OGOMGOGMG SARAH I HAVE TO TELL U SOMETHING” AND IM ON CALL TRYING NOT TO LAUGH AND IM LIKE WHAT IS IT AND HE TELLS ME THAT AND I ACT SOOOO OFFENDED AND ITS HILARIOUS BECAUSE EDDIES LIKE “SARAH U ARE AGRESSIVE” basically my ego had to take a beating from eddie so eddie doesnt think ned and I are like definite. I feel like its obvious at this point which sucks but we made it to final 10 without people realizing!!!!! But anyways I used the time turner and was SENT RACING THROUGH TIME AND SPACE I AM IMMUNE FOR ONE ROUND OF TRIBAL I FEEL FREE I couldnt talk to anyone and I was removed from the tribe chat !! which im happy about because i dont want to see those uglies :~) SO FINALLY IT COMES TO TRIBAL AND LEMME TELL YOU I WAS SWEATING BECAUSE WHAT IF SOMEONE FLIPPED!?!?!?!? SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tribal comes and joe outs me and says i didnt talk to him about the vote ...acting like im the one that makes the decisions so thats how he feels about me. PLEASE JOE NO ONE EXCEPT YOU AND YOUR EGO WILL ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT! Anyways I was only watching so i coudnt say SHIT to him because trust me I wanted to! PLUS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO U WHEN IM IN IN TIME AND SPACE LIKE YEA YOUR ANNOYING ASS FACE AND VOICE IS BEING DROWNED OUT SORRY I CANNNT HEAR YOUUUU!!! IM SCREECHING AT TRIBAL BECAUSE ELLIOTTS 27 YEAR OLD ASS SAID THAT HE JUST GUESSED AND DIDNT HAVE A STRATEGY AND ITS LIKE STUPUID FICKING BITCH HOW DARE YOU I HAD A STRATEGY AND U STILL BEAT ME FUCK OFF LIKE FUCK RIGHT OFF THEN ROB WAS SAYING SUS AF THINGS AND IM JUST HERE LIKE OKMGJKNFKOSDLFJMOSIDKFL THIS BITCH REALLY GONNA FLIP and im like trying not to freak out because it wouldnt make any logical sense for Rob to flip because not only does he have f5, ned, him and I are also in f3 so its perfect for him so im like its ok THE VOTE COMES OUT AND ELLIOTT AND ROB FLIPPED ON US!!!!!!! ELLIOTT SURE KNOWS HOW TO HOLD A GRUDGE :) BUT HOW DARE ROB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE OUR ALLIANCE IS CALLED THE PANCAKES DOESNT MEAN U GOTTA BURN ME LIKE THAT :~( THE PANCAKES ARE DEAD So im just sitting her trying to figure out why he would give up potential f2 for maybe f5 and not even ?!?!? I HATE HIS STUPID MUSTACHED 15 YEAR OLD ASS So apparently the plan was for eddie to play his idol so they could flush it and then ariel would go home...which is so funny because ned, sam, eddie and I were all safe and ned and eddie didnt play their idols!!!!!1 im so #blessed but anyways it comes to steph being leaved out of the vote so theres just a random vote against sam and im DYING BECAUSE THEY THINK SAM IS WITH them SO THEY DIDNT EVEN CARE ABOUT US TRYING TO GET STEPH AS A NUMBER BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CONFIDENT IN THEIR NUMBERS SO NOW STEPH WANTS TO WORK WITH US AND SHES WAY BETTER THAN UGLY ASS ROB! And now we're in the majority :~) THE LOYAL DREAM TEAM: eddie, sam, ME, NED <3 and steph anyways I NEED TO WIN PRESSURE COOKER BECAUSE THEYRE AFTER ME AND EVEN IF WERE IN MAJORITY I STILL WANT THEM OUT ALLLLSSSSO IM SCARED JR IS GONNA PULL A MALDIVES AND HAVE AN INSTANT TRIBAL RIGHT BEFORE PRESSURE COOKER STARTS SO THE DREAM TEAM IS READY IN CASE THIS HAPPENS!! Eddie told me hes going to fight hard but he would drop if its down to me and him I WANT THIS SO MUCH also this is funny to me [2016-11-05 8:11:19 PM] Rob Rangel: I'm sad too [2016-11-05 8:11:27 PM] Rob Rangel: i didn't want to do it [2016-11-05 8:11:37 PM] Rob Rangel: but i did what i thought was best for me [2016-11-05 8:11:48 PM] Rob Rangel: because i know that you would beat me [2016-11-05 8:12:05 PM] Rob Rangel: you are a good player Sarah [2016-11-05 8:14:03 PM] Rob Rangel: You have good connections in this game [2016-11-05 8:14:27 PM] Rob Rangel: You work hard to further yourself [2016-11-05 8:14:35 PM] Rob Rangel: Youre a likeable person

Sarah and I had a really long call yesterday and I hope she doesn't throw me under the bus but like I'm living because now I'm hoping that I can just slide under and not be a target honestly, I don't trust Joe or Sarah but they're both running each side so I need to find a way to play both sides and slowly destroy each of their allies. Ariel was unfortunate collateral damage but now that Eddie has lost one of his numbers and Steph may or may not feel isolated their side is definitely weaker so now I'm ready to take out Joe, I'm really hoping he doesn't win and I'm really hoping that Eddie, Ned, Sarah, and I can vote for Joe and Steph will vote with us cause then it'll be us vs Chris, Elliott, and Rob and Joe but Joe will be gone I really want to just flop between both sides getting rid of everyone who's lied to me

I'm ready for my OTTN edit. I know that people are going to be talking shit about me, but do I deserve it? That's the biggest question. People are mean, there's barely any good people in the game. There's only like Ned and Steph who are good.

Maybe they'll finally realize there's a reason why I was put on the tribe that is known for their STRATEGY fuck

Idk guess this is just a boost in confidence because I just got 17/18 in a game and i told myself i was never playing again. 

After Abbey's letter, and the last round that just happened, I have so much more drive in me, and I really think I can win this if I play my cards right. I don't have it in the bag or anything, but I don't think it's impossible like I did two rounds ago. I was kind of UTR the first two votes of the merge because I really wasn't enjoying being forced into following the majority, and once Sarah wouldn't listen to me I kinda said fuck it, I'll let her go with them, and she'll see that I'm right so I just kinda took a back seat to everything and wasn't very active.

I think I just single handedly pulled an aubry when she went to tai about flipping on scot and jason and got him to do it

So tonight is Pressure Cooker, and unfortunately, I won't be able to participate. However, everyone in my alliance (Sarah, Eddie, Sam, and I) is expecting instant Tribal before the challenge, and the plan is to ACTUALLY vote out Chips this time. Joe, Chips, and Elliott still think they have Sam, and Sam hasn't heard anything from them, so hopefully they won't be expecting anything tonight. However, we need either Stephanie or Rob to vote with us, so we tried to get both (and at the very least, get Rob to vote someone else so his vote is pointless). Sarah and I had a prayer circle like we used to do at Hasti, and this is just a short segment of what was said: Sarah: DEAR FLOATER GODS LET STEPHANIE COME TO OUR SIDE AMEN Sarah: DEAR BACKSTABBER GODS LET ROB NOT DO IT AGAIN PLS GOD OH PLS AMEN Immediately after we did that, we found out that we had successfully pulled in both Stephanie AND Rob, so we're not expecting any funny business later. I'm so excited to see Joe's expression when his #1 puppy dog goes home. :)

[6:33:48 PM] Rob Rangel: oh and also, they named the alliance sarah hit squad : ( [6:34:16 PM] Sarah: AHHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK [6:34:18 PM] Sarah: JFKLDSJFKLSDJF [6:34:38 PM] Rob Rangel: so... i guess there's an anti-sarah alliance now [6:34:47 PM] Rob Rangel: if that hasn't happened before [6:35:36 PM] Sarah: he names the alliances for who he wants to take out and then he has a new target and makes a new one with less ppl [6:35:46 PM] Sarah: I love my fans [6:36:04 PM] Rob Rangel: <3 I'm a fan of sarah the icon PETITION FOR THIS EPISODE TO BE CALLED SARAH HIT SQUAD  PLS MAKE IT HAPPEN started from the bottom and now were here I called steph and shes on board and eddie called rob and hes going to vote with us and obviously the uglies are voting me but hopefully this looks like a 6-3 vote . God please please please let chips go now. Btw im ready for pressure cooker..!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 bring it on

Just found out I'm the target. In case I go home, Elliott: You're an idiot. You think I'm stupid but I've known you're not with us since Andreas went home. Joe: You think you're in control of the game but you're really not. I hope your downfall is spectacular. Chips: It's fun to be a sheep, right? Sarah: Win. Sam: You're awesome. It was great getting to know you! Eddie: The same as for Sam- you're a really cool guy and I'm glad I met you. Stephanie: You seem really cool! I just wish you were more active. Rob: I hope you're with me. If not, you dun goofed.

Okay I guess I might as well make a confessional now but like I'm on mobile so I might just give up, but these past two votes have felt WILD! Like Ariel going was kind of sucky, I wish it had been Steph instead but whatever they were basically interchangeable at this point, so I got pulled into this alliance with Rob Ned Sarah and Eddie then we wanted to use Elliott as our vote to take out Chris and since Rob and Elliott don't like Joe we all just assumed that everything was great and stuff! Then I find out that Elliott and Rob DONT want to take out Chris and instead actually want to work with Joe and Chris! Shook I know, and then I got added to an alliance with Elliott Joe Rob and Chris so I had to decide what I wanted to do and I ended up telling Eddie about the Ariel vote but telling him that we didn't have the numbers to save her and especially since we couldn't get a hold of Steph we couldn't even tie it and flip the vote on the revote since joes extra vote wouldn't count but part of me was glad, I wanna weaken both sides honestly, but yeah so I voted with Ariel and Joe and everyone else thought I was 100% with them which was good because the Loyal Dream Team alliance of myself Sarah Eddie and Ned could find out who they were voting and play an idol! Only it turns out we didn't even need to! They managed to flip Rob and got a hold of Steph without even letting anyone know that I was with them! I have literally been feeding Sarah Eddie and Ned information from Joe the whole time and they didn't suspect a thing! After the Chris vote, which I actually do vote for Chris, I told Elliott and Joe they told me last minute and that everyone was voting so I thought that's what they were doing blah blah blah and they believed me! Elliott is probable smarter than people, myself included, give him credit for but I told him I'm so sorry that he wasn't included and I should have told him but I thought he already knew blah blah blah and he was like whatever but that's what you gotta do when you're on the bottom and Elliott knows that (also I REALLY hope he wins this pressure cooker!) but yeah then Joe actually believed me too and we were talking about Eddie as our next target and how we can probably away Rob back over to our side and Steph will hopefully join us too and all that fun fake stuff (throwback to a few days ago when Joe told Sarah he always knows when I'm lying... Bitch please) but the funniest thing that happened was that Rob actually came to me asking if I was mad at him and said he felt bad about leaving me out of the vote! I was so shook! I guess I'm a better double agent than I thought!

i just lied my ass off too him and I feel horrible about it.

there goes my morals... I was really hoping that they would be there by the time the game ended, but....  I guess not everything turns out to be the way you want it to be.

I'ma have to give myself some credit though and say that my mist has me shook. The fact that Joe and I have been actively and publicly against each other since the final 10 and I have came for him at multiple tribal councils INCLUDING THE PRESSURE COOKER AND he has a huge target on his back and he knows there's a good chance that he's a sitting duck and is the next to go and I was able to talk him into throwing the challenge to me and quitting......................................... SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK!!!!!!!!