#wouldnt bother his relatives for it

[ninananinano]

Kdj is so powerful for reading so much since childhood and not needing to wear glasses

Either that or he just never got around to getting glasses and has been walking around with bokeh effect visions for ~15 yrs

[weaselmcdiesel]

ok so it's not a comic hope thats ok with you but instead it's karkat n nepeta but designed by someone whos madly in love with them both

some more au explanations + transcript beneath the cut

they're maybe around 30-40 yo? This was mostly just an exercise to give both of them adult designs. uh. i'm only calling it an au because I made bs some explanations behind their designs while i was drawing them. so uh, in this universe, sburb never happens + things that happened because of sburb don't happen either, but the alternian society is relatively unchanged. i dont actually know.. what.. karkat does.. like i cant figure out why he wouldnt be culled but it doesnt really matter i just wanted to draw him looking cool! (i am. open to hear about speculation if you have any). also i figured that Kanaya would go to the brooding caverns after her lusus dies, bc the wiki said her lusus would die regardless of the game taking place n whatever, and probaly do something with the matriorb there idk. thats all tho! ill prolly draw them more and maybe develop more lore as i do ^^;

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Transcript!

i don’t know what their dynamic is in the canon of this au… but that won’t stop me from making them kiss :]

The Vigilant adult karkat on alternia

new highly developed shoosing skill

honestly has a calmer demeanor because he’s learned what’s worth exploding about… though he probably developped a crazy resting bitch face

pleased (arrow to karkat with a neutral face)

The sash doubles as a sling for when he visits Kanaya in the brooding caverns. He’s also very tranquil around grubs because they don’t cause unmanageable problems. He’ll get mad if someone else bothers one

(yes i’m obsessed with dilfkat that’s why i drew this)

The Predator adult nepeta on alternia

Taller than karkat <3

still a silly goober, but better at getting what she wants

she probably got her title from a history of single-handedly slaying fearsome lusii. she likely takes assassination type of jobs because of her stealth. one of the more easy-going trolls from the group

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also! fun fact. i was having trouble designing kk's outfit so i looked in an old antiques catalog book from the internet archive to get inspiration from objects that had the same colors as those that i wanted to use in his design? not sure why i did that. just had a hunch that it would be fun. so this is the object i found that strangely enough inspired kk's fit

haha.. and i also found one for nepeta, though it was easier to design her fit and i didnt actually need a reference object

the book was "Antique Trader antiques & collectibles 2009 price guide"

[ashton-sano]

Blue Lock Characters in: Being Jealous

(Characters Inclu.: Yoichi Isagi, Meguru Bachira, Seishiro Nagi, Reo Mikage, Chigiri Hyoma)

Trying to get into the habit of posting more often, so have these headcanons. A Bit short but I hope you enjoy

Yoichi Isagi

-Somehow the worst one on this list

-He's likely to give the nastiest glare to whoever you're wasting your time with (of course when you arent looking)

-Post Blue lock Isagi is kinda the same, Just a lot less subtle. curses and maybe a fight or two if its Kaiser. 

"That blonde asshole has no place talking to you, you're mine.."

-Don't be alarmed, he's unlikely to take his jealously out on you

-Unless you're teasing him on purpose, then he might get a bit agitated with you

- "My dear, I'm not too fond of how you let him touch you just then, please stop that."

 

-He's a two way street, either a sweetheart who tries to dodge around it or a straight maniac who will plot murdering whoever it is.

    -Nothing to mistake, he isnt brainless, so theres always a chance he wont care

-He's mostly secure in your relationship with him but could use reassurance in times like that

Meguru Bachira 

-Relatively tame for the most part

-If anything, he may get clingier

-He honestly doesnt even acknowledge the person youre talking to at first, he's too invested in you

"Oh, Baby! You busy today? I wanted to try this- hm? Oh, you're talking to someone...? Anyway, its this cool bakery I saw, we should try it!"

-If you aren't giving him your attention, that's when he'd get pouty

-He's a child at heart, naturally he's gonna get upset if you aren't paying him mind, no matter the reason

"Babyyyyyyy, gimme attention...! I dont care who youre talking to, love me!"

-Its cute so you usually give him his way and stop what youre doing

       

     --> Little do you know, he does it on purpose because it always works

-Definitely a michevious little bumblebee

Seishiro Nagi 

-Another rather tame one

-Hard to tell if he even cares with how lazy and laid back he is 

-It usually never bothers him since he does trust you 

"Hm? Your friend asked to hang out today? Sounds cool.." 

-Like Bachira, he only cares when it cuts into your time with him, now its something of note for him

-How could you leave your boyfriend for some lame hangout? Playing Video games with him is much more important

"You want me to get off..? No...Not until you promise you'll stay and hang out with me..."

-Please just stay, he might actually cry if you leave (he wont, but it always gets you because you believe him)

     ->A 6'2" babi, why wouldnt you want to give him what he wants?

- Eventually he makes you forget why you were trying to leave in the first place

Reo Mikage

-Have you seen how he gets with Nagi? Safe to say he wont be very happy

-As mad as he'd be, I doubt he'll make sure you see that

-All smiles and grins when you look at him, what do you mean you swear you saw him scowl at the guy behind you? You're just seeing things love

 

"Dove, who's this? A..friend? Ah, well im sure we'll get along well, real well...."

-We all know how privledged he is, he would be appauled that you want time with anyone besides him, what could they give you that he cant?

-Granted, he wouldnt give it much thought at first but as you keep focus on this person, itll eat away at him more before he's pouting and begging for you to give him your undivided time

"C'mon Dove, how bout we go to that new cafe you were talking about, hm? No, im not trying to distract you, how could you say that..?"

(Thats definitely what hes doing)

-Eventually he'd bribe or sweet talk you into giving him what he wants 

    -"Dont ask about where that guy went, hes not important....Now lets go get some ice cream, yeah?"

-A tad creepy and overprotective but with all that money, who is to stop him?

Chigiri Hyoma

 The most tame on this list, and by a rather large margin too

-This pretty boy knows you'll eventually give him your attention, nothing to worry about

-If anything, he encourages you to allocate your time doing what you want and speaking to who you wish

-That can change if the person is too touchy with you, however

"Pretty sure they asked you to take your hands off, keep them to yourself."

 

-He trusts you entirely, its the people you hang around that can overstep and agitate him 

-Hence why he's almost always hanging out with you, your friends are his friends right? What better way to show them that you're happily taken then to bring your sweet, beautiful redhead with you?

"Going out sweetheart? Mind if i tag along? I mean only if you don't mind."

-Truly a man who knows his worth, but it would help if you told your especially pushy friends to mind their manners when he's around 

    -A few of them have actually attempted moves on him once or twice

-We stan a Pretty King 👑 

[kings-highway]

my totally 100% correct opinion on which haikyuu ships would go canon if it were heterosexual

Kagehina: yes. regardless of which of them were a girl. however they would not get together within the canon of the show but have 1 or 2 almost kisses and then after the series ended you'd find out they got married. Like there'd be 2 lines total talking about them getting married and thats it.

Tsukkiyama: yes. regardless of which of them were a girl. they'd be together at the start of the series and be a relatively boring couple basically just there to make weird heteronormative quips (if yamaguchi were the girl, tsukki would roll his eyes a lot at having to go shopping, etc, and if tsukki were the girl, yamaguchi would be way too insecure about other guys looking at her) BUT late in the series there would be a short arc dedicated to them breaking up and then immediately getting back together and I hate to tell you, it would be cute.

Daisuga: my heart and soul - not in any fucking universe. I dont think there would even be jokes or innuendos about it. I think if Suga were the girl there would even be moments of Daichi like straight up not realizing it. "wdym you cant change with us???" bitches are the Pillars of Reliability for Karasuno they wouldnt bother giving them relationships.

Asanoya: if noya were the girl, yes. If Asahi were the girl, no. Noya could be a fiesty little girlfriend but they'd be too chicken to give a short man a big, bashful ladyfriend and that is the ONLY reason they wouldnt be canon.

Iwaoi: sorry to break it to you but probably not. the writers would be pouting and slamming their fists around like "nooooo they see each other like siblings, we wanted to show male-female friendships were possibleeeeee." however I think the chances would be slightly higher if Iwa were the girl. In that annoying tsundere way of "oh she's never going to admit she likes the guy everyone else also likes" but it would probably only be implied, never canon.

Kyohaba: yes! if Yahaba was the girl. Their entire thing would be switched to "kyotani finding a girl who smacks him around and decides to devote himself to her" where Yabaha would pretend she hates it. Less chance if Kyotani were the girl but I suppose not impossible.

Ushiten: Complicated. I think in general if they were male-female their friendship would play a bigger role. But it would be canon if Ushijima were a girl. Only because of the double standard for women. In the same way that all women characters eventually have children even if they claim they dont like them initially, I think the writers would be too chicken to let a woman be mean and formidable and stern and they would have to temper her with her quirky, ecclectic best friend/boyfriend to make sure people understand she's still Woman. They would be canon within the actual text and not just implied/afterwards but it would only be given enough screen time to establish Ushijima as a feminine woman and then be forgotten so Ushijima could proceed to beat the shit out of whatever team they were up against next. However if Tendou were the girl she would 100% have an overt and obvious crush on Ushijima (probably literally saying she was in love with him out loud) BUT they would let Ushijima keep his intensity and it would only serve to make Tendou quirkier and/or played as a joke, it wouldnt be canon.

Arankita: No! Only because if Kita were a girl, Atsukita would be canon. And I think if Aran were a girl, they would be given a much stronger Best Friends energy in that "male-female friendship" way. both a female kita or a female aran would still be "one of the boys."

Bonus: Atsukita: Yes, but only in promotional media or extras, they wouldnt give screen time to it. Like there'd be a bunch of promotional stuff of like Atsumu picking Kita up or teasing her. yknow.

Bokuaka: Yes, obviously, geez. Doesnt matter which is the girl. Thet would already be in a relationship from the time theyre introduced.

Kuroken: Yes, but they wouldnt get together. It would be like a slow burn where they keep looking at each other with flowers in the background, but it would feel like the writers forgot to put them together. Like the series would end and everyone would go "huh. weird we never got a kuroken confession but alright" No kisses, no hand holding, but like 12 extra minutes of gazing at each other and blushing. But only if Kenma was the girl. If Kuroo was the girl they'd be too chicken á la Asanoya and would instead pull an Iwaoi.

Rarepairs as a general rule are a "No" just due to them not being canon for reasons unrelated to gender, however, I want to shoutout these rarepairs:

Kogagoshi: Wouldnt be canon due to not enough screen time, but regardless of who was the girl, Kogane would have been used as a joke developing a spontaneous crush on Goshiki for the camp that is basically just there for comedic relief

Kenhina: regardless of who was the girl this would be an UNBERABLE implied attraction that serves only to create drama between Kagehina. Like nobody who's read love stories with love triangles before would ever think theyd end up together but the writers would try their fucking best to convince you this was plausible over the obviously intended endgame of kageyama.

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anyway thats just my opinion but Im right so 😌

xx

[neurotypical-sonic]

A while ago people were talking about their origin headcanons for game sonic and it made me think of this. copy and pasted from discord bc i cant be bothered wording it better rn

What if he was just born normally, but his super speed wasnt picked up on immediately bc hes a baby and hes not running around yet. He doesnt know how to use any of his limbs yet. but the second he does learn, its while his parents arent actively watching him, and he ends up so far away from them that he wouldnt be able to find his way back. And bc they didnt see him run/crawl fast, they dont think to look *that* far out from him, and so hes just forever lost to them. And thats why they dont recognise him when he becomes famous

I like the headcanon that mobians veiw family differently from humans, as in not inherently as attached to blood relatives, kids become more independent a lot younger, etc. itty bitty baby sonic would try to find his parents but he adapts pretty quickly to being on his own and soon forgets everything about his life with them. because hes a toddler

[crushedsweets]

OMG U DREW LAZARI AND JUDGE ANGELS!! i gotta ask how would they interact with the others?

OOOK OK OK so , when trapped in the forest, dina is constantly stalking lazari and other zalgoids (ann and lulu). she thinks she's god and wants to hurt them. but she's the weakest zalgoid, so...

meanwhile, lazari is hiding from everyone because she has no control over herself and is gutted with shame.

so, in terms of the others...

kate and toby just handle them the way they usually do - toby talks, kate attacks (crazy how toby's the 'mature' one by this point). dina would get really scared of kate, but completely disregard toby and think he's a pathetic joke.

lazari would also be uncomfortable with kate, just because the straight black hair reminds her of her mother - but she'd be fond of toby, especially if he's cool with jack

brian and tim are actually RARELY around by time Dina and Lazari come in. they're able to go months without having slender sick episodes, and mostly just come to check on toby and kate. so they're just kinda startled when they see two new demonic things wandering around, and dont talk to them.

natalie would get closer to lazari because lazari hangs around jack's cabin (to dig into his garbage and eat his leftovers). and natalie has a huge soft spot for kids, and she's very quick to sympathize and understand lazari has no control over her cravings. but she'd also not like dina, since dina is really bitchy and judgmental. dina would just stare and stare and stare at clockwork - this 6'3 strong woman who can't hold her tongue and will glare right the fuck back. dina cannot stand it

nina would also think lazari is cute, but dina resembles a lot of her bullies in highschool, so... she'd just avoid her. regrettably, dina floats around the outskirts of the forest until kate chases her back towards the mines... so nina has to see her a lot.

jeff, liu, and ben won't really meet them. if jeff does, he might do what he did to jane in IEPFB and be like 'hey... you should go kick toby's ass...' but dina and lazari would be freaked out by him and not listen LOL

sally would cling to lazari. sally's a bit of a mean kid, but she has nobody even CLOSE to her age besides BEN (whos a 14 yr old boy). she'd run off to the forest more often to meet her, which already stresses out the proxies and jane a lot. she would ignore dina

jane would be fond of lazari since sally finally gets a friend, but constantly fret. jane doesnt understand all of these ghost and demon and whatever shit, so she wonders if a demonic thing could hurt sally. the ghost girl has been relatively safe for so long, but...

anyway. jack gets especially close to lazari, sees his little sisters and himself in her - she's a part-human cannibal who cant control her hunger. literally jacks situation. he'd tell the proxies to back off and say he can handle it, which they're very grateful for - and he starts to house her, feed her, raise her. this isn't daily, as she often spends her time scampering around the forest and trying to escape, or harassing dina, or just bother everyone - she wants to be friends with EVERYONE. her mother always isolated her, so the freedom feels insane.

and similarly, he'd feel very sympathetic to dina. she's also in a similar situation, human turned demonic and trapped in a world she can't escape from. he wouldn't really know that dina tried to kill lazari, cuz lazari wouldn't tell anyone. but dina wouldnt want anything from him. she sees him as demonic, so........

overall, lazari is so friendly and warm, but so dangerous.

dina is so judgmental and closed off, but so vulnerable

[ganondoodle]

i might have talked about it before but i kinda wanna rant a lil how nonsensical both the "getting of the time reversal" and "giving zelda the mastersword" things are

bc ... to get the time reversal powers you touch a ... ghost of the enigma stone that used to be there .. and i GUESS it was the one zelda has now but used to be raurus and since its now linked to her we get .... link being astral projected into ghosty dimension similar to the other sages and we get zeldas sage power, but .. how does that even work, zelda, having supposedly long lost her soul to being a dragon is somehow still able to do the whole sage thing of taking you to fogland mclight dimension, just doesnt tell you the same stuff the other sages do word for word (thank GOD)

but how did that even manifest? even ignoring her soul being GONE how can she make that oath or whatever while shes not awake and just floating there, what business does the ghost engima stone have there and why dont the others have something similar to where they were once stored (in the forgotten temple backrooms tm bc we cant have the sonau NOT touch a thing in this world all of the sudden-)

is it bc they were like ... released of their holder from the old sages since they had long died and those go back to being big floaty stones (for whatever reason .. shouldnt have sonias stone done the same when gan took it then??)- also zeldas ability being put into the hand ability wheel while we gotta chase down the damn sages any time you want to use one of their abilities is so unfair .. you could have made the sages usable .. but no ..

its a relatively small complaint compared to the rest but it still bothers me bc it just ... feels so contrived, like it feels to be so clearly just some loose string to get you that power

the same with the weird ass time bubble to get the mastersword back in time to zelda just so she can have a flimsy reason to do what she does (we wouldnt want the character this series is named after be an actual CHARACTER instead of a pretty prize at the end now would we??) and its jsut so .......... why not have her grab the broken master sword as shes falling into the past (SOMEHOW) or it falling down with her bc really link shouldnt maybe not be able to hold it anymore- wait he reaches for her with that hurt hand .. so he did drop it .. and it somehow got back to him instead of being put into the past WITH zelda right then and there?? why??

(also ..rauru just teleporting him to the sky island ... wasnt that arm the last bits of raurus physical body? was his ghost just chilling up there the whole time- ... can ghosts in totk control and teleport their physical, dead limbs to whereever their ghost is? why can a ghost even be so far apart from the rest of his remains .... or was that spiraling energy stuff just him slowly turning into a ghost there ... but my point about ghosts controlling their dead limbs still stands- WAIT he ALSO has to be able to ... SEE somehow bc he grabbed link before he fell too .... the way he talks when you find him chilling on the island tho is like hes seeing it all for the first time too .. so .. he wasnt a ghost yet and still knew where to go .. even tho the place is somehwere totally different to where it used to be and if he became a ghost right there why couldnt you see him when he grabbed link... if the hand that grabbed link wasnt actual the one that fell off gan why does it look like it then? bc gan hand was long and thin with long ass class and raurus actual ghost hands are barely different from typical human ones- .. i think im having more thoughts about this point thant nintendo had over the entirety of making the game .... also fuck rauru for doing the fake out "oooh noooo im fading awayyy" thing just so he doesnt have to answer any of your thousand questions i guess, only to return at the end going, "actually, i want my arm back and yours was fine anyway lol, and here sonia is here too for some reason! also check this out! zelda is back and you didnt have to do shit, isnt that cool?")

the weird time bubble makes me so angry when i remmeber it exists bc it just .. makes NO sense?? what even is it?? if it was a foreshadowing to zelda learning to use her new time powers and you find more over time in the game where she manifests mroe and more until she manages to return on her own like it was kinda teased with sonia tellign her shell find a way to use her new powers to go back since she (SOMEHOW) also got herself here and that point going nowhere like so many other points (hows it going impah, foudn a way to get zelda back yet? dont bother, turns out the solution was 'beat the bad guy' and it all solved itself) OK fine, that works

BUT ITS NOT a foreshadowing of anything, the time bubble thing is just THERE and it drives me nuts, it really only adds to this whole game feeling so weirdly held together by loose strings and it just gets worse the more you think

[chromatic-crow]

God I need about ten thousand more words of that Brock and Jonas (and the space Matt left) snippet

*Sighs heavily* fine you can have another….500+ words i guess

He wakes up to a text from Jonas telling him that they should talk. He hurries to get there, he overslept slightly, not enough to miss morning practice but enough to cut it a little closer than he likes.

Jonas surprises him in the hallway making him trip over his feet, almost spilling his coffee. Jonas laughs as he recovers walking with him already in

“Did you get any sleep? Or are you depending on caffeine only today?”

“Very funny. But yes. I slept a little but…uh sorry about that.”

Jonas motions for Brock to follow him, leading him to a more secluded area so they could talk. His stomach does a flip, grimacing at the feeling. He really should have eaten more, two energy drinks and coffee really weren’t great on a relatively empty stomach and anxiety. They stop in a hallway in the bowels of the rink as Jonas turns to him with a serious look on his face, like he’s about to scold Brock.

“I know there’s a reason you keep asking and it’s not just the game, so don’t bother lying.” 

He fidgets with his coffee, trying to think of some excuse as Jonas raises an eyebrow at him, waiting for an answer.

“I…it’s not, fuck,” he swallows as Jonas flattens his lips, “I just wanted to know. Like I wasn’t here very long last year and I don’t really know him too well. But I know how important he was-is to you, and didn’t want to, fuck, I don’t know, I guess come between that?”

“Do you think I can’t tell how you look at me Brock?” he feels his stomach churn at the question, was he that obvious? Jonas’ face and sigh doesn’t help his panic as he tries to find his words again.

“I-I’m-”

“If you’re going to apologize, you don’t have to. It’s okay, I just wouldn’t recommend getting involved with teammates like that, it makes it hurt more when someone eventually leaves…and one person always does.”

He knows the face he's making is probably more sad than anything. Knowing that Jonas was talking about himself, talking about how he would eventually retire and Brock, all things considered, would still be playing long after him. But also about Matt, the pain he feels not having his long term d partner with him anymore, the pain Brock has yet to go through since he’s new to the league and yet to have a consistent d partner.

Jonas claps a hand on his shoulder before walking away, leaving him alone to think about the conversation.

He feels his phone buzz, a text from Jonas even though he was just out of sight from him,

>I know i said i didnt recommend it

>But you wouldnt be coming between anything

>Since you were wondering

He sniffs a bit, pushing up his glasses with a sigh before turning around and walking back towards the locker room to get ready for practice.

Maybe he’d talk to Jonas about it more after the game.

[minophus]

college au is like. i couldnt tell u their specific majkrs but im sure ill have it at some point.

gabriel in regards to classes-he definitely prioritizes them. honestly if he had less abysmal habits and less of a habit of thinking too hard about his answers he could be better off. no doubt like hes a Good Stufent and he does well but he stresses himself out along w really (jnrealistic) high expectations he holds himself up to. def the gifted kid growing up. A and B student. sometimes a c writhes its way in there.

in regards to people- he loooooooves helping people. he loves hearing the Ohhhhh of a sudden understanding of a concept that he got to explain. very friendly and well liked but not wholly Cared about..hes used a lot just for his smarts, and like outside of helping tutor other folks theres not a lot going on socially. except for communication btwn him and his uncles(which i like to picture are the councillors. very religious family. like Crazy religious.)gabriel probably has some internalized homo/transphobia somewhere in there but he has an arc about that.

mirage and her classes - Makes half assed attempts to study in my mind, she puts her mind to it, pulls out a textbook reviews her notes etc … eventually grows bored, experiences the autism frustration of not having completed a task, and ends up in a nihilistic spiral while I Think listening to music. or texting a friend. she wouldnt admit it but music is a passion of hers. Dont tell anyone but i like to think she daydreams abiut starting a band.

mirage and her social life - she probably has a small circle of friends that are just a total fucking tar pit. she stands where she stands and they disagree sometimes but in the end none of this matters and we might as well hang out after class. actually do you wanna skip next period? etc. shes hard to get along with just because shes so horribly negative but i dont think shes outright rude. maybe has a passive aggressive or underlying tone but i dont think she means it. because none of it matters.

v2 and classes - very hard worker! vigilant and pays attention. snaps at you if youre distracting her. her bag is a bit of a total fucking mess but she’,ll get those papers after the test.( never gets the papers). She gets particularly pissed when people take their sweet sweet time moving around campus. she knows just what to say to get an extended deadline if shed ever need it. i think she has very organized notebooks themselves but again. bags a mess. dorm’s a mess. i think shed find a way to get a single dorm.

v2 and people - gets along relatively well, makes some MEAN small talk and fantastic at making a deal. no close friends though, primarily just acquaintances she waves at and asks how theyre doing.. thats about it. tries to have fun on her own.

v1 in classes - THIS FUCKING GUY. i cannot decide whether it would have straight A’s on accident or straight F’s while knowing the material SCARILY well. what i do know is it would never take notes it would never study its living a life and having fun. not a frat boy or anything tho i dont grt those vibes.

v1 with people - i dont think it has friends though on account kf It Doesnt Really Talk and a lot of other mchines dont bother to Bother with a guy who refuses to really talk. unintentionally rude somehow. creeps ppl out with the unbroken eye contact even as its doing an intensive task. verrrry expressive with bodylang though as if youve got the patience you can get a crazy convo going. like its unintentionally rude but i think its well meaning. unless if its v2. they happened to go to the same college and they have a sibling rivalry. if these two have no friends then theyve got eachother. to bully and tease.

[triglycercule]

This is a question related to the mtt hobbies answer that you wrote, the murder trio go around the multiverse and live in a place together, then what happend to horrortale au and horrortale papyrus? If the murder trio got to meet horrortale papyrus how would it go? (The meeting propably wouldnt end well with more canon mtt haha)

aaaaa i dont think it through to be honest when i talk about that concept. they just do. maybe horrortale's issues are already solved and aliza's already gone through horrortale and somehow fixed the hellhole (ALIZA MY GOAT PLEASE SAVE HORRORTALE I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES 10 YEARS‼️‼️‼️) by the time that horror somehow meets dust and killer (since i dont see a feasible way that horrortale could be fixed outside of aliza or outside intervention.) or maybe he just visits from time to time. and by time to time i mean probably quarterly weekly. idk sorry i cant be bothered to think about it,,, they just do. anyways bad answer i KNOW I KNOW put the tomatoes down pls PLS

if the mtt met horror paps? horror would obviously do his little bantering thing with paps (he's probably revealing every single one of horror's embarrassing moments to them as they speak and horror's desperately trying to get him to shut up because he can tell. dust and killer are piiiiiiissed.) dust is probably like eerily calm during the whole thing. he manages to hold up a conversation pretty well with horror paps and gets along with him good enough without mentioning that theres a ghost version of him screaming asking why dust is ignoring phantom paps. meanwhile killer is mostly silent during it too probably only responding when he's spoken too. i mean like killer already doesn't like being around papyruses (papyri? papyri is so shitty i dont like it we will be saying papyruses) and then seeing horror's papyrus??? what the FUCK happened to horror paps??? sunken in eyes and cracks in his bones and those jagged teeth AND THEN THE FUCKING CROOKED SPAGHETTI????

needless to say once horror paps is gone all of them get into a biiiiig fight. dust drops the cool act because he's not gonna lose his cool around a papyrus but also he's absolutely fuming. he can tell that the changes that phantom papyrus has gone through have something to do with horror with the way that he's acting. killer is also incredibly irritated too (surpringly. being around papyruses just gets him like that) and seeing papyrus like that just gets him upset and angry. like wtf horror did you even TRY with keeping your papyrus safe??? at least killer reset his au and now papyrus is living an unharmed life (with minor concerns about killer's whereabouts but he'll ignore that for now) but horror paps looks so fucked up that there is no WAY that horror tried to prevent him from getting to that point

obviously they fight and many many many many MANY words are said about eachother's characters and the state they left their respective papyruses in. horror knows damn well that horrortale paps's state is because of him but he regretted telling paps to eat humans and neither dust nor killer knew the struggle of living with that guilt and how much he regrets it so they dont get to drag him for not trying hard enough to keep papyrus safe. dust is definitely getting some low blows here and there (but he's getting fucking assisted by phantom paps so he's got some of the deepest hitting insults) and he's definitely getting ganged up on for killing his papyrus and like. not even attempting to leave him alive in someway shape and form aside from the absolute insult that is phantom paps. surprisingly killer is winning this fight because he left his papyrus in a relatively good state. even though he's in a more emotional state than he normally is and would've absolutely OBLITERATED dust and horror in the fight in stage 2 he's actually doing pretty well. probably because hororr and dust dont really have anything to drag him on. they might bring up how something new papyrus is searching for killer but like,,,, is that really that bad compared to how they left their papyruses

[fandomwe1rd0]

Ranking the Smith family based on how good of a roomate they would be!

1. Beth, I mean she'd probably stash alcohol butttttt girl knows how to cook (I know how to but it'd be better if she did, since I'm lazy) and I feel like she'd keep to herself and would clean up after herself

2. Summer, I feel like she'd mostly keep to herself, she would almost certainly do drugs, but as long as she keeps it in her room, it's none of my business, I feel like she'd do the bare minium, but she would keep to herself most of the time

3. Jerry, ehhh he's a pathetic little piss baby, buttt he wouldn't bother me, I'm not sure if he'd clean up after himself though

4. Space Beth, she'd probably be off saving the universe, and would come back at inconvenient times and accidentally wake me up, and I'd be too intimidated to tell her anything since she could definitely kill me if she wanted to and it'd be relatively easy but that's my only complaint, my sleeping schedule is bad anyways.

5. Morty. Listen. You're my son and I love you. But you're a pervert. I mean you're 14, so I don't know what I expected But I know what you do when I'm not home since I watched "Total Rickall" (Just skip to Summer's bad memory of Morty) and I DO NOT want to talk in on that- I'm sorry child

6. Rick. Is this really a big surprise? Again, I know it might be confusing because of some of my posts, but Rick is my favorite character, but I wouldnt be able to tolerate him in real life. He'd be an asshole, he wouldn't clean up after himself, and he would leave his beer cans everywhere, how does Beth deal with him?

[i-sveikata]

I love you showed that the mafia brothers are kind of fucked up in their own way. Pete describes Kim leaving bodies like a cat giving a gift of dead birds. It's funny how this behavior would remind me more of Vegas. He would love to send dead bodies to Pete. And I think he is not doing that only because it would anger Pete. But what if that's what Pete would have wanted? I think Vegas would love to leave the dead body of someone who hurt Pete, on his front porch. Looking very smug and happy, waiting for praise 😂

Everyone at first glance things that the minor family is more fucked up by seeing Vegas. While I think the main family is much more dangerous. They try to act moral and relatively normal. Being above others. Even Kim being a musician in public. But doing his detective job in the back.

I'm very curious what would be Vegas' reaction to hearing that Kim is a little devil fighter and not so above the mafia business like he wants people to think.

oh yeah for sure they all are like its seems very clear to me that none of them had a normal childhood.

hahah true!! but i dont think it would honestly anger pete all that much if vegas had a legit reason (and like of course it wasnt one of petes friends or something) like vegas very clearly liked pete killing for him i think to some degree pete wouldnt be all that bothered about vegas taking out some of his enemies too. only difference is pete doesnt have as many as vegas lol

oh yes i so agree!! i think why vegas draws people in is because hes actually intending to. like all showy dress and sharp statements and vicious moves at the drop of a hat- vegas has always been trying desperately to get attention hes just never received it from the person he wanted it from (his father) vegas shows a lot of his fucked up ness in public but he uses it as a weapon against others, to frighten or intimidate. i think for the wounds that truly hurt him hes much better at keeping hidden. yes their veneer of normalcy over all of the horrific things they do is honestly more terrifying than vegas' torture raincoat hahaha. yes even when they have the freedom that they want it will never stop them from being dangerous (esp in kim's case)

i think vegas would be just as jealous of kim as he is of kinn if hed taken the time to notice him. he saw kim's leaving as abandoning their world so hes not particularly interested in him, not realising that hes still sneaking around, still viciously killing people and moving about in both worlds when it suits him. because he got the life he wanted without having to compromise like vegas had just for his fathers approval. it would sting for vegas to realise the depth of that. but also i think petes reaction to kim would make him the most nervous. like pete is actually low key intimidated by kim, when he hasnt really shown that for any of the other boys. like if vegas saw some of that from pete i think hed be equal parts jealous (because of course pete was never really afraid of him like vegas manages to make everyone else afraid) to see kim held in such higher esteem threat wise and also hed start to wonder if hed be strong enough to take kim down if pete was wary of him like that. vegas would want to know of the two of them who is stronger. he wouldnt want any uncertainty- would want to be absolutely positive that if it came down to him and kim fighting it out that hed be he one to walk away.

[ratgingi]

if your dialed town oc's had to get a pet, or could choose a pet, what animal would be their go-to? any prefer dogs over cats?? any like rats, hamsters, maybe ferrets or something else?? this is a silly fun question btw, idk what else to ask /lh, 😭😭

DW DW SILLY FUN QUESTIONS ARE BASED

under cut bc its a lil long lol

uhhhh aside from some who have obvious animal connections/already have pets/have already had their favs mentioned (ie cora with reptiles or outis with his turts + fish), of the dateables at least:

i think jackson would probably get a dog . hes not really a Dog Person he probably actually likes cats more but based on convos ive had with friends i think cats would hate him BFJSVFJD . he probably would get a pitbull from the shelter

margo wouldnt ever want to get a pet out of the fear that shed become bored of the poor thing like she does people, but i think if she Did shed probably get something pretty unconventional or exotic. think like a sugarglider or maybe one of those tiny goats

lillith is not big on animals either, How Ever i think theyd like birds. probably specifically pigeons or doves. something gentle and affectionate that they could just hang out with thats relatively easy to upkeep yknow

michy would def want a rodent of some kind, probably like a couple ferrets or a bunny, maybe some mice. something fluffy and cute

kara is a big cat person. i think she wouldve had cats in her house growing up and shed probably be that crazy chick with 15 cats if the world let her. shed probably get a siamese first and foremost

alex is probably Allergic to cats / dogs i think. but bernie would 100% go out of his way to try and get one that wouldnt bother that, i think hed be a huge dog person. hes getting them a labradoodle the first chance he gets im sure

isaac likes snakes methinks but i doubt hed ever get one because hed feel bad every time he was around vinnie's rats. if he did end up getting a snake though itd be a ball python

[lyratums]

emukasa detective au rambles part 2?

(self indulgent word vomit, not recommended to read)

it's one of those nights where i need somewhere to dump my au. what's a linear, consistent plot? (sorry i like writing in scrambled fragments and somehow piecing the timeline together). this is just the introduction. nothing interesting happens. dont bother.

i wrote about emukasa basic profiles in another post i hope. for job context, emu is a lady from a rich, noble family (unemployed). tsukasa is a detective currently working independently under a small firm (shiraishi's). his only other co-workers are an and akito. rui is an inspector that works at a professional agency "arc" (haha get it "arcland".. no? okay.), which functions as the "scotland yard" of this universe. tsukasa used to work with rui at "arc", but that's not too relevant right now.. just needed to add why rui and tsukasa know each other (i dont think anyone is even mentioned in the beginning aside from emukasa). they all have backstories and such but idk im not dumping that here rn. the entire prsk cast is also in this story with roles, but maybe profile dump another time. i still have to write proper detailed profiles for emukasa too.

as for setting: no strong historical accuracy, but its like 1920s to 1930s era in a fictional world that is supposed to be earth but not 100% true so that i dont have to care about world history and realism. yay. aesthetic wise, very sherlock holmes esque if ykyk.

their initial encounter began after emu's precious jewel was stolen by a mysterious phantom thief, right from her estate. this rose quartz was a special gem to her, as it was the last thing her grandpa gifted her before he passed away. she was determined to get it back no matter what. she couldn't do it alone though, so she sought out a detective. she recalled an amazing detective she heard about from her brothers, someone from "arc" that helped solved an "impossible" case for them: tsukasa tenma. when she arrived at arc, she discovered that he was unfortunately no longer working there... but there was a gut feeling that she had to consult HIM specifically for this case... so she asked around and fortunately discovered that he's still an active detective, just under a different agency.

insert the shoujo love bubbles when their eyes met for the first time. anyways, tsukasa was initially surprised at how a high standing noble like emu decided to approach him, a small, "humble" (/s) detective. he was hesitant to take this case despite piquing his interest (his love for the strange and "impossible" cases) since he hasnt taken a large case of this size in a long time. however, with some sweet talk from emu ("but youre the AMAZING star detective right?" *sparkly eyes*), he agreed to take the case. before they start, he needed to finish the other case he took today: a missing dog. to his shock, emu decides to help him solve it ("no, you really don't have to-" "I'D LOVE TO HELP!! :D"). emu's now dragged into the case, much to tsukasa's initial annoyance ("i don't need help. i am a star detective!")

the case was relatively simple: ms. hanasato needed to find her beloved samoyed dog "samo-chan". this dog ran off from her yesterday and she has been distraught since. there were very few clues to work with: a broken leash, the general area where minori lived, and the last location he was seen (her house, with an opened front door). with some brainstorming and deduction together (which went well.. tsukasa and emu built off of each other's ideas fluidly), emu came to a seemingly wild conclusion ("what if he's over here?" *points to a completely different section of the map*). tsukasa had his doubts ("wait, wouldnt it make more sense to search the general area of her residence first?!"), but decided to go along with her (he had no choice). to his surprise and emu's delight, samo-chan was found in an entirely different part of town at the deli.

with a happy owner and a lost dog returned, they can now start the case. they mutually agreed to work together to solve emu's case, after their surprisingly successful teamwork today (*insert tackle hug here*). a new partnership formed today!! a formidable bond! the start of their mutual pining!!

sorry beginning of the story is slow/generic, but i needed a logical way for them to meet and for exposition purposes (this is where you're supposed to learn about the characters and setting and such if this were formatted into a proper storyline). of course their first interactions included, but not limited to, silly banter, witty lines, straight man and wise guy dynamic, and their fun personalities displayed. it's like emukasa's first encounter in main story (sort of) combined with how holmes/watson's first encounter went. its just emukasa's dynamic but in a detective partnership!!! if i had the energy to write the dialogue it would be more obvious.

detective skill stuff:

tsukasa has a more conventional (but somewhat unconventional in the eyes of a normal person) way of solving things than emu. he has great deduction, strong analysis, and deep/vast knowledge. he's very observant of the world around him and notices the small things (about people, settings, etc) that are often not considered. his connections with the community from his many cases and networking are really helpful when he needs resources, information, etc. there are perks to being an outgoing, friendly talkative, bold, [whatever extrovert words i can insert] person. when needed, he's amazing at acting and disguises (in another universe, he would be a star...). despite being a talented detective with a strong skillset, tsukasa isnt perfect and has his weaknesses (sometimes rash, letting his emotions take over logic, etc).

emu's detective style is highly inspired by this sherlock holmes quote: "when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth". its based on her great imagination, and how creative she is. emu basically fills in the gaps that tsukasa tends to overlook and notices what tsukasa is unable to see. this also leads to some wild/crazy ideas and guesses... her special skill is her emotional intelligence, such as being able to see through people's lies when it comes to questioning. great eyesight and hearing too. she has strong physical skills, which is useful in most cases!... she is also the one who wields the gun in most situations.

their first impressions of each other after this dog case:

tsukasa (about emu): thought she's crazy, but not to be underestimated and has great potential (impressed). found some annoyance with her "emu language" and her strong personality. currently wondering if he made a mistake taking this case, fearful for what his future with her holds (LOL). he's excited to finally take an interesting case again though, with an interesting partner.

(spoiler: he takes longer to fall for emu, but he certainly fell harder).

emu (about tsukasa): absolutely smitten... he was amazing as a detective and it was obvious that he had lots of experience to get to his skill level. somewhat strange and eccentric but he was entertaining for sure. she hasnt had this much fun in a long time, which was a nice change to her comfortable, predictable life. she was grateful that he was the reason why she was able to smile today after being upset over her missing jewel. she couldnt wait to see him again!!

(love at first sight. it was over as soon as she walked in that door).

THE FUN PART IS THE REAL CASE!!! they also get dragged into side cases along the way (unintentionally. what amazing luck /s). theres the romance sideplot: slowburn as the case progresses. ALL OF THIS IS... in my head. when will i get the chance to write it out? in the future, but im known to lack motivation unless its a random burst of energy at 3 AM like right now.

sorry i hope no one read all of this because its pure, unformatted word garbage.

[yourstormthlaylirahh]

A bit late for this because I took the app off my phone for a while and missed the event (I was going to make a bingo this year but oh well) but here are my reactions to the 2024 gmmtv trailers, from most to least anticipated.

On Sale: I have liked every ghost themed drama I have ever watched. I adore Jan. I think while this appears very silly and over the top, it has the potential to have very poignant moments, and I'm holding out for some class commentary through News character 🤞

Pluto's Love: Namtan! Film! Sapphic! Drama! I am very excited! Some hesitancy is felt because I'm always anxious about the treatment of disability in media, so I hope it's not patronizing or disrespectful to the blind community. 🤞

Ploys Yearbook: finally another female led drama. I have high hopes for this, even if it seems like it's retreading plots from other recent gmmtv dramas such as Warp Effect

Kidnap: the plot looks relatively fresh and dramatic. It seems up my alley. Ohm seems to be typecast now.

My Golden Blood: I am really excited for this, corny as it looks and all. A genre romance with Neo and Mond in evil roles, plus a plot pulled straight out of a pulp romance? Sign me up

My Love Mix Up: I'm a little torn on this one, but more positive than negative. I really love Kieta Hatsukoi, and I'm not sure the type of over the top humour and acting from Aoki will translate very well into a thai series. That being said, both Gemini and Fourth are very talented young actors and I think even if not as iconic as the original, their performances will still be enjoyable and heartfelt.

Ossans Love Thailand: another remake? And then another Japanese series but it's a sequel to the thai remake? I'm confused, I think I misunderstood something. I do however have a strong bias towards seeing Earth and Mix together on my screen, I think they act very well together. I also really loved Au Kornprom's directing for MSP

Enigma 2: I guess I need to get my ass moving and watch the first one. The trailer was very artsy

Wandee Gooday: I'm not super interested in the plot based on what we got in the trailer, but I screamed twice, once when I saw Drake and once when I saw Ploy. I love both actors, and I had thought Drake had quit to pursue acting in America so I was pleasantly surprised. I know In Sarin can act well because of Miracle of Teddy Bear (which you all missed out on and should have watched, it was excellent). Also, the scene at the end when he has to stop sex cause he got a cramp from holding his leg up was genuinely funny and relatable. Golf directing is a bonus.

Summer Night: I am a bit letdown, because I initially thought they were breaking up the CPs to put Dunk and Phuwin together in a bl and that would open up so many storytelling avenues for them and other actors, but that seems not to be the case. Regardless, this looks cute and fluffy and I am tentatively interested.

High School Frenemy: it wouldnt be a gmm line up without a homoerotic tale about 2 enemies in some sort of dark school setting. The trailer doesn't give one much to go on, it's a lot of very repetitive fighting scenes. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the female characters to get some good scenes which showcase their acting abilities as well as the male characters.

Only Boo: let the record show 'boo' is the most annoying form of endearment in English, why did they translate it this way? The main character is pretty annoying, but to me the trailer got more interesting as it went on, so it should be fun at any rate, and Louis and Book are always nice to see

My Precious: still haven't bothered to watch the movie

The Interest: Yayas character looks wonderful and compelling. Brights looks like a fucking creep, though incidentally those are the characters I think he is best at playing, so hey

The Trainee: I just don't like office settings, I find them uninteresting and a lot of the formalities and etiquette of offices seems really silly and pointless to me. This trailer won major points for seeming to feature a wlw couple, so I'll watch for them anyways, and I got really excited to hear Sizzy so there's that.

We Are: I could barely get through the trailer, this looked really bland to me. I like most of the actors involved so I'm willing to be pleasantly suprised, but I'm not expecting much

Overall, even though there are 7 to 9 series I would say I'm looking forward to, I'm really disappointed overall. A lot of the series are really bland to me this year, so I'm hoping I'm more excited by Pt 2 whenever that is. I want roles for Khao, First and Fah :(

Roles for Mild too, though I know she is a freelancer and not under gmm

[the-firebird69]

It's a couple other things happening but people should know that the warlock about 10% yesterday and we're hit last night and and they lost another couple percent and this morning but attacks on huge mega cities and with complexes and they call them that and they were completely obliterated Megan Merkel lost three such cities in South America and those are big areas and she's complaining and upset. It didn't hit her factories with her elsewhere but she lost a lot of people and has only a couple places left and they're not as big by far and a lot of people are in her boat it went from 10% to about 5% in about 10 minutes and these guys are not listening and are despicable and one of them is Garth he is an idiot and animal or his bike by with a stupid radio on and people are going after him. He knew the hit was coming and sitting there threatening our son what is that really worth you have some idiot relative who's affected training with violence because they're being attacked so we are monitoring him if he comes over here we're going to beat him to death

-couple of things to going on additional to the warlock losing everything there are more hits coming on their areas they have around 200 10x10 they're going to hit shortly it will drop the number to 4%. After that they have areas all over Earth that are small and there's tons of them and the max expect them to run out and start bothering people and a bunch will most of them won't.

-I want Garth out of my life that little fag he came by here to threaten me cuz see what's going on he's losing his areas like everyone else so it comes by to harass me and said she need to be somewhere else what are you doing harassing me. And he said I'm going down there in a minute and I told people and they let the a****** go down there and I'm starting to think of something these Max are harassing him and he said that's okay they're making areas will be under assault shortly and put it up here because of doing that stupid s***. He says it will be a question if you're gone will there I mean Max so I can hear them saying if we're gone you don't have protection and s*** like that I said who needs a condom at this time. Okay now they're mad but you see my point there guiding the idiot down there and trying to threaten him for something and it's like well how about we just get rid of you already it's going on anyways and people are going to go after the max for this horse s*** with these morons bothering my son in law. I've never seen something more stupid in my life it's because they react by hitting you and you just keep doing it like pieces of s*** and mac daddy is telling you not to and here you go you're going down the tubes not like he has a choice. What we're witnessing is the fall of the mac empire. And we'll see and go down in flames and everybody has had enough of their rule and he says that they're holding it together for other races we were not but the way they're doing it wouldnt last and I agree. Send those ships will be out and those fleets will be engaged and a lot smaller in the foreigners will fight them and it's going to be over there big ships and I made a deal with my son-in-law going to try and help him get stuff if we get out from under idiots and it looks like we might we're going to work on that and he's going to try and help us repair some damage these idiots cause he says it's going to be a few more days and the majority of them will be gone and the max are going to start to try and do things and I do get that the ones leaving are these idiots and that's what Garth came by to have me say that's wonderful so I thank you and I'm going back to sleep

Ken

We're going to get that little n***** and yeah we should have let him down there

Macs

We're going to go after him you people are spoiled and stupid everybody can be used he's had enough years ago he's a young guy all sorts of things I say and you don't listen to and they're going to go after your areas and we will be without Max and they're going to go after your mega areas then it's just you sitting there smirking and smiling smack your f**** lips in the cities

Mac Daddy

And we're tough we've been around forever and you Max didn't listen and want to put on your own by causing problems with people there weren't causing problems sorry trouble with Giants and waking up you're horrible in a way you're worse than the idiots with your hubris

Ben Arnold

We're still making mistakes and we are aware of that but these idiots had to go and we see that's wrong it says it's wrong every time and we actually pay for it in other words how did that you know your areas and we're going to look at that for Christ's sake he says Garth is an enemy of everyone and you're telling him to beat it really is can tell him to leave him alone she decided to try to use it I tried to grab me somehow how I don't know well he was going to use a small arms and we did take those away and you're right though it's probably him and getting moved by a bunch of warlock who exposed it using him and he's a moron in sucker too

Macs

So they tried to pin it all on me and yeah I came down to see that so I guess I'm wrong too but then it was guiding me down the whole way blaming Max this blows you people suck too but Jesus Christ you're a bunch of assholes my ears are being hit and usually hit too and then one little letter and then we're not anywhere what's the weekend for all that Trump nothing your AI boy it is only one program and a lot of people have it and they count to your program Terry cheeseman is going to show you about it and you know after him and you shut down his mainframe mega computer in New York City and we here it doesn't work and you don't know how to program that well so that's going to happen and you're going to beat up I want to do and it'll continue to tear stuff down because they're incompetent.

Garth

There's a few things I have to say if you didn't interfere things would be fine if you didn't set me up a million times would be fine if you didn't show you shoot your mouth off a million times when you find and you blaming everybody else for you exposing all the stuff and you're a f**** and gay boy and you came by to tell everybody you've told to beat it and you're going to say that you're helping him by giving him a hand as a threat and you've been saying it for years cuz you're a f**** and ruining people's stuff because you're a simpleton he says it too this guy is real stupid. And it's in there bothering me about my people and it's all the f*** off and we are going to crush him because nobody says it about us and we see you getting crushed finally and your turd

Trump

I don't want to hear anything about this guy Garth he's a sick piece of s*** and he's horrible to our friend here so cheap and miserable it's really disgusting he comes by and her friend hates him so go back to the gallery piece of s*** I'm not going there with you anymore on your social security don't you know that you stupid a****** and the guy says so what you're coming with me in the street and s*** like that and a friend is saying I'm going to have you killed and we're going out there now to get rid of that piece of s*** I'm going to be tense in the desert trying to take over Max area because of this piece of s*** garth. Seriously he started a lot of this stuff I've been Castle simply repeated and repeated it and he's trying to drag everybody down and he's stupid and her friend said it too you guys are just going to buy the farm cuz they see you ratting and you're just telling that stuff it doesn't do the trick I'm kind of sick of this and more on this moron has done a lot of damage and minority warlock they have huge miles holy s*** are they juveniles and we should have listened it's too late now

Dan

He takes the civilized behavior out of everything he's doing it at the mall and our friend here is ignoring him. A lot of people see it BG started getting stressed when you saw them her friends watching them close he's walking near his drinks and he's trying to do something and I heard he's thinking you do something I'm going to bust you up that's why he walks by. There's another one of these if I change the words people believe he's a piece of crap and a lot of people admitted now boy that guy is not with much his sister hates him he's an actual huge criminal and I'm not going to take all the heat for what he's been doing he's doing tons of it I used to be wealthy to be poor on purpose you think I want that

Trump