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pannogkapee · 11 months ago

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@astraydetective hello bestie tysm for tagging me I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS AU IDEA AAUGH

So. I may or may not have made an au where William dies in his first springlock accident and his spirit (or remnant or whatever) somehow ends up in the Fredbear plush instead of the suit

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bisexualfbiagents · 10 months ago

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THE X FILES | Teliko (4.03)

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kerryweaverlesbian · 10 months ago

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Dean Winchester of Supernatural fame is NOT reading parenting books he is putting on Cheaper By The Dozen, Daddy Daycare and Honey I Shrunk The Kids taking notes.

#i woulda said full house but dean's more a movie guy than a tv guy #it doesn't help. btw. lol.#if dean read a gentle parenting guide he would scoff and roll his eyes and throw it across the room #and eventually start silently weeping if he was convinced to keep going bc HE was a kid and HE didn't get treated with respect or gentlenes #dean in an argument with those mommy bloggers he follows saying something like 'please. i was left in a motel room with my brother #from like age 7 upwards I think little Timmy will be okay in the car by himself for 3 minutes 🙄“#and someone hits him with 'I'm so sorry that happened to you' and he tries to brush it off all day and complain about it to Sam #and Sam's like. yeah it was kinda fucked up though. and Dean's like WELL I KNOW THAT BUT HE WAS DOING HIS BEST #(not fully believing it bc he certainly can't picture leaving a 7 year old alone in the world they live in no matter what)#(and Dean's never fully actually agreed with their dad but he feels attacked by Sam's agreeing)#(but old habits run deep)#cawis creates

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wyvernsrus · 9 months ago

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Listen yall, these books mention how the Alphas are like as pure Jango you can get (Ill have to double check but I'm pretty sure they say it once) And ALSO describe the Nulls as the Kaminoans messing with them too much and being broader and heavier as a result and MY brain latched onto this fact by going "Wait, does that mean the Alphas are smaller than the Nulls?" I find this so funny cause all I can think of is Alpha-17 being shorter than like say Mereel for instance and this 5'8 man just THROWING Mereel off of Tipoca City like he's a particularly unruly bag of flour and I love this image so much it brings me so much join

#crab rambles #alpha 17 #alpha arcs #I dont actually know if they are smaller #but just know #I think of them as being shorter #because I believe Alpha-17 would BODILY THROW a Null ezpz #I also think as Alpha-17 being way more muscled than his brothers #cause I saw the panel of him being tortured #and went #HOLY CRAP THAT MAN IS B I G #so #just know #no Null is safe from being thrown across a room by Alpha-17 in my mind

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leslutdepointedulac · 5 months ago

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Armand tries being nice to Nicki one night as a one off, but because Nicki is so used to him throwing him around or whatever, the niceties start freaking him out.

Armand: (smiling at Nicki) How are you doing tonight? Are you feeling okay?

Nicki: . . . What are you doing?

Armand: (still smiling) Doing what?

Nicki: That.

Armand: What, being nice?

Nicki: Yeah. Could you not, it's really creepy.

Armand: :)

Nicki: Stop!

Armand: :D

Nicki: (starts screaming)

#armand asks if nicki would rather he throws him across the room #and nicki's like “honestly yeah”#maybe armand even starts using it as a tactic to keep him in line #if The Horrors™️ are making him particularly feral armand starts being overly nice and nicki immediately stops #armand #nicolas de lenfent #nickimand #vampire chronicles #tvc #my vampire chronicles

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calicoups · 9 months ago

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oh i’ve had it with him. i don’t even know what to say anymore….can i jump him. pls. just once. one chance 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

crazy insane thoughts about him racing through my head rn. help me😊🙏🏼🙏🏼 and why does he feel the need to stick his tongue out all the time put that back in your damn mouth choi seungcheol. (affectionate btw)

him and this song bruv 😫😵😫😵‼️‼️‼️ i’m so weak for him this is embarrassing

#hani rambles!#begging rn and i never beg wtf #i wanna eat him so badddd #whatttt who said thattttt #i mean i wanna fight him so bad #when i fucking catch you seungcheol #if me and him fought i would win fr (he’d throw me across the room with zero effort)#(and i’d like that)#what who said that again #he could tell me anything and i’d do it #can’t say no to a man (choi seungcheol) with pretty smiles and beautiful eyes #whatever you say gorgeous scoups #i’m so down bad this is embarrassing #scoups #choi seungcheol #seventeen #my coupsie poopsie

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remuspenus · 1 year ago

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orange side costume ideas I've had bouncing around my head for a while:

1.) he's looks/acts like a politician but doesn't say anything political ex: "The cashier was rude to us the other day...I will not stand for this. We should stand up against tyranny and punch her in the FACE!!" pros are it fits with Logans aesthetic since they have some weird connection

2.) wears a lucha libre wrestling mask and has a wrestling aesthetic. no shirt just a mask and cape. the pros are we get to see Thomas with his shirt off and it could also theoretically mean someone else could play the orange side, leading to the orange side being able to touch/interact with the other sides more. I got this idea based off a dream I had so perhaps it's prophecy

#blah blah blah #sanders sides #orange side #wrestler orange side please be true 🙏 i want to see him throw another side across the room #it would be funny methinks

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pinksilvace · 2 years ago

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He is... as they say... gender fluid

#brought to you by the startling realization that I don't know anybody in this fandom well enough to go feral under their posts #so I'll do it on my own:#I may be asexual but I would let her RAVAGE me #I find the saturation of Belos romantic selfshippers super interesting actually because I do not want him to kiss me #I want him to throw me across the room and crack my spine under her stilettos and I would thank her #storyboard cursed form my beloved #the owl house #emperor belos #philip wittebane #my art #I'm gay #man I wish I turned into a monster when I entered girl mode. that'd be cool #lesbelosposting #fernart

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mamaestapa · 1 year ago

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no because the fact that all the girls at smallville weren’t all over clark in high school is crazy to me.

like you’re telling me NO ONE was trying to shoot their shot? cause i would’ve been all over him. he’s literally the perfect guy😩🤍

#smallville clark kent #smallville clark could run me over with a tractor throw me across the room and i would thank him #hes cute AND hot af like #literally perfect

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dark-elf-writes · 8 months ago

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I do recognize that your intent was Skull/Tsuna for the sugar baby au, but I have to say that my first thought on reading that post was Xanxus/Tsuna XD

A valid and acceptable answer X27 would also work for a delinquent sugar daddy au. I am however laughing at the idea of Xanxus being king simp but still Xanxus so he’s just lobbing full stacks of cash around with full violence.

#the elf talks #katekyo hitman reborn #Tsuna complains about not having enough money for rent and gets a wad of cash bucked at him from across the room.#Xanxus would throw less hard at Tsuna but anyone else runs the risk of getting knocked the fuck out

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trollocs-ooc · 5 months ago

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If i wasnt a coward all of my trolls would be gigantic but alas . I am.

#The largest troll i have is b!eleven (like. Actual dancestor eleven). He's big. He's really big.#Take that one pic i drew of him holding btwelves head for reference (btwelve is 8.6ft)#If i wasnt a coward actual Twelve would have been 16ft but i made him 14...#ALL OCS SHOULD BE ABLE TO PICK UP SOMEONE (ME) AND THROW ME ACROSS THE ROOM LIKE A BOUNCY BALL #talk

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grubus · 4 months ago

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Sy and Lbh for the bingo !

SY:

(this is a warning and also this goes for him in everything not just syonr)

LBH:

( I feel like Binghe could count as his own gender and I want it)

#ask me answers #I also would like to bite Binghe and also stare adoringly at him #he's my special lil guy #SY is my squeaky dog toy that I'm throwing across the room with great delight #he's very cute and made to be bullied

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maisonbelligavi · 1 year ago

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🔞 BelliGavi headcanon

Okay one devil of an unhinged human just thought I needed to be informed that Jude and Gavi would fuck in front of a mirror just to take in their size difference.

Mish, why would you do this to me???

And now I've gotta write it.

#fic scenarios #jude bellingham #pablo gavi #belligavi #real madrid #football fics #jude x gavi #smutty fic ideas #annnnnd she had to make it worse #by saying all Jude had to do curb pablito's brattiness is to pick him up and throw him across the room #snsjsjsjsnsnsnnz #the laugh I let out #but now I have a question for Mish #what would Pablo do handle Jude's brattiness??#anyways #lmaooooooo

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tigerdrop · 1 year ago

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The color over the forhead and eyes is so damming lol