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the work is certainly not in progress, but it is wednesday !!

#OLD MAN BROADCASTER YAOI#me when i get possessed last night like okay hear me out—#and there’s nothing to hear except me like mickey redmond/ken daniels holy jumpin’ prompt.#do you want to see the flannel. because i envisioned a flannel and it EXISTS. and then also there is [redacted] idea about flannel which i#would likely not do but would put in the end notes lmaoooooo just for fun after i edited it 😭#anyway. would you still love me if i made this a prompt#the reason the work is not in progress is because i started trying to write the prompt and as you can see by my little comment highlights#i have re-written the exact same thing like 8 times rip & no i am not happy with it. beaming it into the universe who wants to plot with me#liv in the replies#also it’s under a read more for literally no reason except i like to keep secrets??? i guess???#eternal battle between i want the people who i know would like this & know about it to brainstorm vs i want it to be a complete surprise#ALSO NO ONE COME FOR ME I KNOW THE CAMERA CREW IS NOT USUALLY THERE FOR HIM BETWEEN THE BENCHES JUST PRETEND OK I DON’T LIKE THAT SENTENCE#AND PARAGRAPH ANYWAYYYY we’re. workshopping. the work is shopping. the work is THINKING about shopping and that’s hard enough.#will it get fixed in post yeah but right now i simply have to bully myself to the point of even committing to the fact of a post at all#ignoring the fact i haven’t picked up the 2353 joe outsider pov prompt yet. nor have i finished razor in a blazer. no one look at me ok 🫡
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Seren's Studies: Odd Squad UK -- "Lift Off" Episode Followup, Part 2

Or, The Misadventures of Orli and Miku Clam.
...Hey, Calamity's Miku-colored. They may not know what Miku is, but I do.
Below the break.
Yeah, y'know, I was wondering why she was named Calamity and not Clamity.
...Clamity Blight.
I'm not sorry.
"So you don't need to panic."
Orli battled fucking demon sharks and lived. While shifting the fabric of reality is a bigger threat, I don't think she'll be panicking, Water Daddy.
has Flash-like powers
can't take 50 fucking flights of stairs
See, this is a good reason why Odd Squad would work better as a straight cartoon.
Vanity, thy name is Lady Calamity.
...Though if you think about it, you think her voice killed the demon sharks and that's why Orli came back unharmed?
Headcanon accepted!
"Hey, that's my button!"
"I've been wanting to do that all day."
Meta self-awareness, thy name is Orli.
(One of the few times thus far where her meta self-awareness is actually pretty amusing!)
"You're worried about your planet, aren't you?"
Yes, actually. And the entire fucking universe.
(On a side note: we have now had two planetary-level threats in this series, and honestly the threats deserve a Seren's Study all on their own because they need to be sorted and categorized and discussed. One of these days...)
So what I gather from this is that Orli has no respect for celebrities.
And if that's the case, keep her away from the 13 living-legend agents lest she desecrate their entire legacies.
If this is one of her hits...safe to say, I'm better off listening to Miku.
With such hits like "World is Mine", "Future Final War", and "Konton Boogie"!
The power of love for who, Water Daddy? Herself?
...And her fans, too, but mainly herself.
LMAOOOOOO PBS PLAYED THIS SCENE BACKWARDS???????? ARE YOU SERIOUS.
Still will never beat them allowing the use of the Cowboy Bebop theme song in a promo, though.
As shitty of a song as this is, this is really just making me want a song with these three, Alexander Shaw's singing be damned.
Hey, if they can make the entirety of the Mobile Unit sing a song together, they got no fuckin' excuse here. Not a one.
(Also, this ending is cute and wholesome. I'm not that barbaric enough to hate it.)
And your credits for this episode. "Ottoman" is actually Otto's distant cousin. Very distant. Doesn't even know him. And they don't even bother to give names for any of the lift operators...which is a real pity.
Also, I guess they spell "coordinator" as "co-ordinator" in British English. Good to know.
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Overall, this was a pretty entertaining episode with a lot of worldbuilding, even if the punny humor wore a bit thin. It's nothing top-tier, but it's not bottom-of-the-barrel either. I'd put it above mediocre.
The song was...also not great and could have been better. I'll leave it in the hands of other fans to edit it with better songs as desired. Lady Calamity was a fun character, though.
Next time will be...ah...oh...ah, "A Tour of Odd Squad", which is Opie-focused and is sure to provide even more worldbuilding than this episode. Hopefully. Just...don't overdo it on the punny humor and we'll be good.
Seren out!
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im gonna reply to some asks but not that many bc the last time i tried to type up one of these posts i accidentally closed the tab and lost like several paragraphs so now im scared
lots of heavypaint questions
@porch-gremlin
its the fan tool on heavypaint!! which is a free drawing app that i love a lot. and the fan tool is my fave its kind of a crutch actually im trying to use other tools gkfdhgsdg but its so fun i can do a whole painting using it exclusively. heres a video of it in action while i mess w the configuration options. u can slide the noise jitter up and down so its more or less streaky hehe ^^
thank you!!! heavypaint ROCKS!!!!! I love it... its like the only art program ill be a shameless shill for lol
also im flattered you think of my art while playing splat...i should draw more splat i feel like i havent done enough.
my phone!! I have a samsung galaxy note 20 that I am still not done paying off LMAO.... but I've been a galaxy note user for years. combined with heavypaint its a shockingly good mobile sketchbook.
I'm sorry it's crashing on your tablet... I don't have a tablet so I don't really have an advice. Unfortunately because HP is a small dev app it can be kind of finicky... especially in between updates. I think if you reached out to vaughn ling/heavypoly he'd probably respond though! he seems to keep up with the community pretty well.
@hellisrealsign nice nice.. I'm glad our tastes match up a little! hopefully that means you don't mind my frequent fandom jumping LOL. I promise to always be true to my homestuck-loving infinity-train-loving self.
LMAOOOOOO I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME? (covered in blood)
idk is it worth it to read any shounen manga for female side characters?????? (??) HEAVILY DEBATABLE. on one hand the casual observer would say no but on the other hand femslash shippers are the strongest people on god's green earth and will endure great tortures for paltry table scraps.
I think mha is a good manga but it's still a shounen, some of the tropes they squeeze the girls into kind of suck. I can kind of put my annoyance aside because regardless im still a big fan of cool fight scenes and the power of friendship but I think your mileage will vary depending on how much tolerance you have for that kind of story...? There's an awful lot of chapters afterall. I will say this: though toga and ochako aren't the main characters they're not in the background either. the path of their relationship spans multiple arcs across the entire manga and is both plot relevant and relevant to the greater themes/thesis of the story. it's pretty clear that the mangaka and editorial team are dedicated to giving these characters the time and page space to play out. it's not perfect but thats better than a decent amount of big shounen femslash in my opinion? shrugs
Thank you! for both the compliments and the concern. but I want to assure you that... to be perfectly honest I don't think I'll ever stop posting my art regardless of AI. I don't want to make this into a hot take like this is an entirely personal opinion and I don't expect any other artists to share my position but: Everything about my art that I consider valuable is inherently impossible for AI to replicate and everything about my art that is replicable and monetizable is not something I'm interested in owning or protecting. (this is also why at the end of the day i dont really care that much about art theft, tracing etc. and i think 90% of the time style theft is just silly)
I believe art should be freely shared and to restrict that is to make art into a product which is morally despicable and moreover uninteresting... to me. lol. I DO RECOGNIZE HOWEVER I'm very lucky to have both more of an online audience than I even want + a fulltime job that takes the pressure off any of my other art to make money. it's totally valid for other artists to have differing opinions on this especially depending on personal circumstances. AND also I make art that is primarily a product above all else for work everyday so im a hypocrite but. yeah thats my two cents.
I love posting art online LOL. I do it because its fun for me.
HAPPY NEAR YEAR!!!!!!!!!11111111
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Could I have the V3 boys reacting to their GN!S/O successfully summoning the ghost of their long dead, but benevolent, ancestor to help them out (whether it be in the killing game or with something mandane in a non-despair AU is up to you)? Like, their S/O is finished, for a few seconds nothing happens and they then hear someone yell "WHO SUMMONED ME!?!" followed by them turning around to see a medival looking ghost.
Summoning An Ancestor With V3 Boys!
Let's have it in a killing game because it's low-key fun
fair warning: this might be a long read

Shuichi Saihara
•He thought at first that this was a kinda bad idea, but a good one at the same time. He never agreed to help you, but he's there to join you at least.
•You both quickly turned around. It was both unnerving and exciting that you managed to summon your ancestor.
•You were amazed that finally, you get to have some guidance.
•Shuichi however, was still terrified and his insides were trembling. He thinks that it's best to not quiver in front of such a powerful spirit.
•Shuichi keeps quiet the whole time you asked for advice. And said thank you when you two were leaving and saying farewell to the spirit. His way of acknowledging the spirit because he didn't even interact with it.
Kaito Momota
•You told him that you needed him for something since he told you that he'll help you with anything.
•You knew your boyfriend could never deal with things like ghosts, curses, and such. That's why you told him to come without telling him your agenda.
•So you lead him into the empty rooms on the third floor. He was wondering why there were such strange items on the floor. And he just got more suspicious when you were using them. His heart was now beating rapidly now that he hears you chanting. He wanted to leave so bad, but he wanted to get your permission first, in case it disrupted your ritual.
•He regained his composure when you finished chanting and nothing came out. Thank goodness no one came out. But that relief instantly went away when a booming voice echoed throughout the room, and a transparent body made its way up the ground. He fucking lost it and fainted. Good thing you caught him though.
•You did the negotiation on your own. Your ancestor was intrigued by the limp boy on your hands, and you explained what happened. Ancestor said they won't let their grandchild marry a man like that lmaoooooo.
Kokichi Ouma
•Was totally up for it. You can see the sparkles in his eyes. He even drags you to where you would hold your ritual. He's more excited than you are. It's gonna be his first time performing something like this. And seeing a spirit? So cool!
•While you worked, he asks all kinds of stuff. How you do it, how to use the materials, did you bring him to sacrifice him, even as far as dissing your ancestor. You told him to save the dissing when they actually appear.
•When the spirit did appear, he took time to scan everything about it before deciding to point out its flaws. He was low-key trembling, to be honest. Now it kinda looked like he was just boasting to show that he wasn't afraid that the spirit might curse him.
•He just stood there listening to all your ramblings towards the spirit. He didn't utter a single word, nor did he move an inch. He just had his eye focused on the spirit, assuring that it doesn't do anything suspicious. Good thing he made it until the end.
•As soon as you were finished, he made sure the spirit was gone and rushed back to his room. His farewell might sound jolly, but he's just gonna bury himself in his blanket and have hours of overthinking. Poor Kokichi.
Ryoma Hoshi
•He was actually pretty chill when you told him what you plan to do. He was okay with it. But he didn't really enjoy things like that, so he said he'll pass. But because you begged him to be with you, it can't be helped.
•He just stood there smoking while you arranged and performed everything necessary. Ryoma was a bit weirded put when you started chanting. You could summon a demon with that, you know (which is more or less the goal here).
•His jaw and cigarette both fell as the spirit came looming over you two. He couldn't believe his eyes. He doesn't know whether he'd stay or run. But he froze in place, that's for sure.
•You were conversing with your ancestor about everything. Ryoma thinks it's a good thing that you get guidance from your ancestors, but creepy at the same time. While you were at it, he slowly backed up and you didn't notice him going out of the room.
•You finished your session and went out of the room. Ryoma was nowhere to be seen. He was in his room. He told you that you did well, but the next time you do it, he doubts that he'll ever join you again.
Korekiyo Shuinguuji
•He was actually very very excited when you told him that you were gonna perform some kind of summoning. It was different from a seance, but he was still willing to help you. He didn't say no, and he even asked when you're gonna do it. He couldn't contain his excitement and immediately asked you to lead him to where you'd perform it.
•He helps you in arranging things. He even suggests methods that would make the spirit stay a little longer and summon the correct spirit. There was no one more helpful than Kiyo is. He's an expert in this after all.
•The spirit emerged a bit early than expected. And Kiyo was definitely amazed. He was gazing up your ancestor, admiration glossing his eyes. He's fighting the urge to say his catchphrase, honestly. He has all the thoughts in his mind. •While you were conversing, it looked like he was just standing there, but in reality, he's taking note of everything going on. How the spirit speaks, its mannerisms, and intrusive thoughts like what would happen if he disturbed your ritual. Would the spirit curse you two or something?
•He was muttering to himself by the time you finished. You approached him to ask him what's wrong. He held you by the shoulders and looked straight into your eyes saying that you two should do it again. Hell, he would even help you summon two or more of the spirits. You, of course, were encouraged since you were seeing more of your ancestors.
Rantaro Amami
•He thought you were joking at first and just lightly laughed it off but he stopped doing so when he realized that you were serious. He agreed to your plan or ritual or whatever it is. He guaranteed that he won't be that much of a help, but he's gonna do whatever you ask him to.
•You instructed him to prepare other materials which were simple to prepare. You did the other side of the tasks. He was very careful of handling these things because he thinks he might mess your ritual up.
•The spirit has emerged. It awed Rantaro in every way. How you managed to summon it, who they were, and overall how it came from just chants. Your ancestor noticed him and assumed that he was your boyfriend. The spirit then thought what everyone first thought of Rantaro. He definitely looks like a playboy and they were in doubt. But you reassured them that it was just his looks and not his attitude. Weirdly enough, your ancestor believed you.
•You sought out guidance, just like what you needed to do. Rantaro was just there supporting you, and even guiding you to ask something important about the killing game. Istg he's the most chill guy around. It sure is creepy, but he's also curious.
•By the time you finished, he'd tell you that you did a good job of staying rational and calm the whole session. He'd definitely accompany you the next time you do this again. He isn't terrified? Poggers!
Gonta Gokuhara
•Gonta is very very confused about... pretty much everything. What's ritual? Summoning?! Isn't that a bad thing? What if you summon bad spirit? Would not that be bad? After all of this, you guarantee Gonta that everything is gonna be fine because you pretty much knew how to do it. Gonta trusts you with his whole heart.
•He saw all the tools you had laid out and he inspected every one of them. He made sure not to touch anything though. Istg, he's very very anxious about all these. He asks you how you use all of these. It was actually confusing for him, but he promised to do his best despite not knowing how to do this.
•When the spirit arrived, he was startled to see it that he instinctively grabbed something invisible and threatened to hit the phantom. The phantom was surprised in return. He eventually apologized for startling them.
•While you were talking, he was listening attentively. He'd do anything to stop this killing game after all. He would even casually butt in to ask his own questions. He tried to not ask too much, avoiding making the spirit angry.
•When you two were finished, he even told you that he'd gladly accompany you when you do this kind of thing again. He was fascinated by the fact that you successfully summoned an ancestor. His eyes sparkled tbh.
K1-b0
•Summoning?! Big no! Not because he was afraid of ghosts or something of the sort, he's afraid of the curse it will unleash. But you told him many times that you would know how to handle it. You "would" wasn't enough for him, so you rephrased it. This time with an overflowing amount of assurance. He eventually agreed.
•He is familiar with all the things that you had laid out. He asked you if he was the sacrifice, and if that was the case, he'd never forgive you. You told him that robots can't be sacrificed, so he didn't have to worry. "That's robophobic!". Then what are you supposed to—
•When your ancestor emerged he was a bit terrified. The presence was new to him, and also the form. So he partially hid behind your back, to show fear and respect. He is so going to record this whole thing. It might help any research on paranormal areas, you know.
•He stood there proudly without even budging an inch. It was either out of fear, anxiety, or just plain formality because he doesn't know how to act around these entities. It's his first time facing one, after all. He made sure that as soon as the spirit causes you harm, he'll be there to defend you. Which was sweet of him.
•When you ended, he told you about how mind-blowing and bizarre the experience was. You felt the same as him since it was your first time too. He is a bit weirded out, but he will definitely accompany you again next time.

Please this took so long and i went fucking overboard. Thank you for requesting, anon!
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May I request Kaeya “well this is a predicament”
this did not in any way go the direction i was expecting but i hope u enjoy it lmaoooooo tysm as always bb 💜🐙💜
[send me a dialogue prompt from this list and a genshin character!]
tags: canon divergence, grompy diluc, a lil bit of zhongluc at the end there for funsies
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“And I won’t do you the service of assuming you’re intelligent, so let me tell you about the lovely chains currently binding you!”
Diluc huffs out a breath of irritation - really, they get it, Dottore’s a mad genius and has some incredible plan that likely involves his and Kaeya’s untimely and rather gruesome deaths, probably at the behest of some scientific research or other.
“Oh, these? Do tell,” Kaeya prompts - an entirely unnecessary thing, but he seems to be having quite a lot of fun bantering with the doctor. Diluc squeezes his eyes shut for a moment, feels the full weight of the chains wrapped tight around his chest and waist, binding him back to back with Kaeya.
The chains wrap his wrists and ankles as well, and his hands are starting to ache from the angle and pressure.
“These incredible feats of engineering are infused with electro energy!” Dottore announces as though he expects a round of applause. Diluc turns to stare at him, impatient. “If either of you archons-blessed Vision-wielders happen to activate your wonderful powers, you’ll be-”
“Hit with the impacts of the elemental reaction, we understand,” Diluc deadpans, and the doctor’s wide grin falters for a moment. Drops into a dangerous sort of grimace that Diluc only quirks a brow at.
“Watch your tongue,” he hisses, “or I’ll cut it out myself.”
“Quite an impressive threat, and a rather impressive invention as well,” Kaeya says with honey in his tone. Diluc should probably be grateful for the way Kaeya attempts to smooth things over, but he did not ask Kaeya to follow him here. Did not ask for his help, and wouldn’t need it. He’d probably be out of these chains and halfway home by now if Kaeya hadn’t spent the past ten minutes egging Dottore on, keeping him around and chattering on about his fabricated plans.
It’d be one thing if the man had said anything of value, but it has become painfully clear that he intends only to hold Kaeya and Diluc hostage, perhaps perform some arbitrary - if disturbing - experiments on them and their Visions. They will not die, at least not yet.
“Now, I simply must ask-” Kaeya starts again, and Diluc elbows him hard in the back of his ribs. To his credit, Kaeya only coughs out a heavy breath, then hums a sound like he’d simply paused to think. “I must ask what you intend to do once the Knights determine our whereabouts?”
Diluc rolls his eyes - perfect, keep the man talking and continue to prolong their opportunity to escape. If they do, in fact, escape this, Diluc might very well take these chains with him. Perhaps that would prevent Kaeya from finding a way to interfere in every one of his intentionally clandestine activities.
His hands clench tight in fists, and he relishes the ache it brings to his wrists - at least he still has feeling there, though he can’t determine how much longer that will last.
“The Knights of Favonius?” Dottore laughs, a sharp sound. “Oh, I have no concerns. The Knights’ ineptitude is rather well known.”
“On that, we can agree,” Diluc grumbles under his breath, but the doctor seems still acutely focused on Kaeya.
“Do you expect your dear heroes to save you? I can assure you, they will not find head nor tail of either of you,” he says with what Diluc can only describe as immense pleasure at the prospect. His own jaw ticks with barely-bridled rage.
His attention sharpens at the sound of footsteps, and he turns as far as he can manage. But the newcomer must be directly behind him - and directly in Kaeya’s line of sight - because he can’t turn quite far enough to see.
“Il Dottore, sir.” A low tone, deferent, so likely some underling of the doctor’s. “It seems some of our other...guests require your...attention. It’s rather urgent,” they add, and Diluc watches Dottore for any sign of what they might be referring to.
A wicked grin curls his lips, though, as he watches this newcomer.
“Of course, of course.” His eyes flash when he turns back to Kaeya and Diluc. “And with that, my dear friends,” Diluc flinches at the word, “I must depart. Please, remain here,” he says with a manic sort of laugh, then rushes off beyond Diluc’s field of vision.
Diluc exhales slowly at the sound of a door closing, then squeezes his eyes shut. Considers their options.
“Well,” Kaeya starts, tone infuriatingly light. “This is a predicament.”
“Is it,” Diluc deadpans, glares at the wall across from him because he cannot turn to glare at Kaeya properly. “And do tell, what on Teyvat was the purpose in delaying Dottore like that?” His tone takes on an edge, both from his increasing discomfort and latent irritation at Kaeya’s unrequested company.
Unrequested interference.
“No reason really,” Kaeya says, and Diluc growls low in the back of his throat. “Oh, don’t get so worked up. I’m sure we’ll figure a way out before he returns.”
“I assume you expect me to figure a way out, is that it?” Gods, he can’t imagine how Kaeya’s kept any ranking with the Knights with this attitude. Once upon a time, he cared fiercely for ensuring his - and Diluc’s - success. Would do anything under the sun to make it happen, no matter the cost. And yet, he leans back into Diluc’s shoulders with a contented sort of sigh, like he’s relaxed on a beach somewhere.
Like he’s just waiting to be rescued instead of making an effort to rescue himself.
“When did you become so insufferable,” Diluc grits out, mostly to himself as he tests the strength and tightness of the chains around his ankles. They pull the second he shifts, and he can feel a prickle of something dancing through the metal. It seems Dottore was quite serious about the elemental infusion, then, and Diluc is not stupid enough to risk testing his fire against it.
“I’ve always been insufferable,” Kaeya says easily, clearly amused. “When did you stop putting up with it?”
Diluc bites his tongue - they both know the answer to that. A heavy sort of silence falls around them, then, and Diluc shifts his focus pointedly to the chains binding his wrists.
“I do not intend to make you do all the work of finding a way out of this predicament,” Kaeya says, tone unexpectedly flat. Resigned, almost, and Diluc frowns down at the chains.
“Excellent. You have an idea?” Better not to get caught up in it, whatever Kaeya’s thinking. Planning, manipulating. Why else have that tone of voice?
“Don’t need one.”
Diluc blows out an exasperated breath. Why does he even bother? He should know better than to get his hopes up with Kaeya.
And yet, at every opportunity, he can feel that tiny spark - maybe this time will be different, maybe Kaeya will prove himself trustworthy, maybe he’ll return to acting like he used to, maybe-
Maybe Diluc is only deluding himself, but try as he might, he’s yet to quash that tiny spark, and disappointment awaits him every time. Disappointment in himself, too - it’s his own fault for expecting Kaeya to act differently.
A hinge creaks, then, and Diluc straightens up, clears his head of pointless thoughts and focuses on what he’s able to learn from the sound of footsteps approaching. They’re quiet, not loud, and he suspects that it is not Dottore that visits them.
“Ah, right on schedule,” Kaeya says with a smirk that Diluc can hear even if he’s unable to see it. Unease twists through his stomach - an ally of Kaeya’s, perhaps? That’d explain his disinterest in trying to escape, though how he’d planned this, Diluc remains uncertain.
“Naturally. Ah, what an interesting invention.” Diluc doesn’t recognize the voice, and the person remains somewhere behind him and out of sight. Irritation flickers through his head - could Kaeya not have simply mentioned that he had someone coming to find them? That’d certainly have saved Diluc the irritation and concern, at least partly.
“You can take them with you, if you want,” Kaeya says disinterestedly. “Just neutralize the electro energy-” An abrupt snap, most certainly metallic in nature, and Kaeya hums an impressed sort of sound. “Or that.”
As he speaks, the chains tying Diluc to Kaeya loosen and pool in his lap, and Diluc pulls away from Kaeya the moment he’s able. Kaeya falls back into him, but only for a moment before he rights himself, and Diluc extracts himself from the loose chains to find-
A very tall man staring down at him, and not at all bearing the appearance of one of Kaeya’s usual acquaintances. This man is refined and dignified, undoubtedly - nothing short of regal - and he extends a hand as though he means to help Diluc to his feet.
When Diluc reaches for it, though, the man instead grabs for the chain still binding Diluc’s wrists. It takes a very concerted effort to remain in control of his surprise when the man pulls at the chains, rips them apart like they’re little more than paper.
“Your legs?”
Diluc’s lips part at the question, and he bites back a dumbfounded ‘what about my legs?’ Naturally, the man intends to remove the chains binding him there as well. He crouches down to Diluc’s level, though Diluc notes that he remains nearly a head taller, even like this.
The man tips his head, then, and Diluc rushes to swing his legs around. Again, the metallic snap, and the chains fall from his sore ankles. He rolls them experimentally, pleased to find them mostly unharmed, and the man straightens up. Behind him, Kaeya wanders the room, and Diluc might care a little about what he’s doing - or planning - except that this unknown man continues to stare down at him.
Extends a hand, and Diluc takes it this time. Why he’s surprised at the ease with which the man pulls him to his feet, he can’t quite say. Can’t say much at all, when he’s all but frozen chest-to-chest with the man, and Diluc tips his head back.
Gold eyes stare unabashedly into his, warm and bright, and Diluc stumbles a step back. Clears his throat.
“We’re leaving?” He doesn’t mean it as a question, but uncertainty slips into his tone. Neither Kaeya nor this...acquaintance? Friend? Whoever he is, though Diluc intends to do some research once they’ve returned to safety. In any event, neither of them seems in any particular rush, though Kaeya hums what might be an agreement at Diluc’s words.
“Oh, ah, by the way,” Kaeya adds as he returns to where Diluc and their mysterious rescuer stand in the center of the room. “Diluc, please meet my dear friend and ally, Zhongli. Zhongli, Diluc.”
“I’ve heard quite a lot about you, Diluc.” Oh. His voice is quite...smooth. Pleasing to listen to. Diluc blinks a few times, attempts to focus.
“I’ll admit, I’ve heard nothing at all about you.” This, for some unknown reason, makes Zhongli’s lip tick up at the corner - almost a smile, and Diluc finds himself unexpectedly warmed by it.
“You can continue flirting another time, Zhongli. I believe we have places to be?” Kaeya’s tone drips with teasing, and Diluc swallows, feels heat flood his veins and rush to his cheeks. If Zhongli is bothered by this assertion, he does not give any indication. Gods, he doesn’t even deny it.
Was he, then? Flirting? With Diluc?
“Namely, not here?”
Zhongli’s smile widens just a fraction at Kaeya’s words before he turns, and Diluc stares for a frankly inordinate amount of time before Zhongli’s - and Kaeya’s - disappearance through the door startles him forward.
Right, they need to worry about getting out of here first. Diluc can concern himself with Zhongli’s...maybe-flirting another time.
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HI OKAY SO I TOO ALSO WANT TO SHARE MY THOUGHTS AND THEORIES SO FAR SINCE WE ARE NEARING THE END OF THE CARDINAL SET AHHHHHHHHHHH 😦 (we’re in for a long message people 😳)
okay so ever since i saw you say these to other readers who have shared their theories and pointed out clues (continue underneath the three photos LOL):



i definitely thought at first that it’s a story of each yn ending up with each of the main setter (tl yn with semi, extrema yn with atsumu, screentone yn with akaashi) but now i feel that’s possibly not the case right? 😶
as of rn, i’m thinking that possibly atsumu ends up with screentone yn, semi ends up with extrema yn, and akaashi ends up with tl yn 🤔 BUT IDKKKKKKK AJXMSKXKSKXSI like I feel that their respective stories is really all about how both the setter and mc learn about love, relationships, what they REALLY want and need in a partner and the different stories just shows their pov of things??? they’re just constantly learning more about themselves and their potential love interest(s)
i also went back to read your psychoanalysis and clues for semi, atsumu, and akaashi that you released under aperture and seeing what kind of partner they NEED which also brought me back to this post that you released before and recently reblogged again:

i forgot to screenshot but someone else had the thought about how akaashi offers stability to tl yn since she can be volatile since akaashi does that to bokuto and the fact that tl yn has akaashi saved as le reve which translate to the dream compared to the name she has for semi which is le jouet which means the toy. tl yn has like a sexual tension relationship with semi but i know they’ve gotten closer after learning about each other’s ex. she also had “angry sex” with atsumu a few chapters ago but other than that, they don’t really interact so i don’t think they’d be interacting again any time soon. but when she’s with akaashi? idk what word to properly use but it’s like she softens up with him and kinda gives him adventure??? almost inspiring if you ask me and it seems like he offers her contentedness and companionship too
screentone yn has akaashi saved under as hopeless romantic and then i can’t remember what she has semi saved under but she has atsumu saved as like #11 right? and the fact that she sees atsumu on equal grounds and she doesn’t know too much about him other than his volleyball career kinda hits home? like that whole chapter of them talking and atsumu helping her realize what she really wants to do (career wise) was an endearing chapter and i felt that really connected them together. in your analysis, you said that atsumu needs someone who understands him because of his drive, i guess someone who will stand by him right? screentone yn is known to be hooked onto passions easily too so she can also understand atsumu on that level. when she interacts with semi, i don’t see any hope LMAOOOO like it’s not even in question other than their one night stand. when she’s with akaashi, she’s like very hesitant getting to know him personally vs talking to him about work. it seems like she wants nothing more but to keep it strictly a professional / friends only relationship 😗
finally extrema yn. i’m iffy about her the most LMAOOOOO like i’m sus especially since she’s a graduate of nohebi high 🐍🐍🐍. i can’t read her too well other than the fact i can clearly see how driven and ambitious??? she is, running too fast to care. i can also see how easy she makes it to truly be yourself around her. she easily did that with atsumu and semi. akaashi isn’t in question since they’re exes and she doesn’t want to talk to him at all LMAOOOOOO. since atsumu knows what her plans are, they work well in that sense but, i really like how she got to hear semi’s “real” voice, getting him to *mostly* be himself. after extrema chapter 16, idk how to feel about semi LMAOOOOOOOO. but it seems like she genuinely enjoys hanging out with him? compared to being with atsumu, she knows she’s doing it just for publicity because she wants to help atsumu with the relationship rule. and now she’s saying she doesn’t need anything else from atsumu? that definitely got me thinking she doesn’t actually care much about atsumu right now 😶
BUT ANYWAYS YEAH THIS MESSAGE IS HELLA LONG AND THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK LMAOOOOOOOO. I REALLY WENT OFF 🥴 I’D LOVE TO HEAR WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY THOUGHTS RN LOLOLOL. THIS IS SO FUN AND YOUR BRAIN FR WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS 😝
HI MY LOVE 😍 since this message is already long, I’ll put my answer under a cut ⤵️
A lot of people have been looking back to Aperture’s secret clues to find some kind of structure for these relationships, but remember The Cardinal Set already has its own structure: the full, cardinal set 😅
That is, the three points of a relationship—companionship, romance, and intimacy. Perhaps it might help to review Yukie’s insight from Layer 8 👀
Yukie also mentioned that Akaashi changed after his relationship w Aperture Y/N failed... perhaps the type of partner he needs would have changed too?
Anyway. All 6 of our main characters are lacking certain points of the cardinal set... but which ones?
And as for your feelings on Semi and Extrema Y/N, they certainly are the “least trustworthy” of the setters and Y/Ns, no? But do we remember what Aperture Y/N told Semi about trust??? It was mentioned again briefly in Trompe-l’œil. (This is really what I’ve been trying to nudge with my author’s notes about tRUSTING SEMI, I’m not trying to make you guys doubt him 🤣)
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i decided to make notes as I watched POF (SVSR) for the second time and damn. it’s just as much of a rollercoaster even when you know what’s coming (warning this is long there’s a lot going on)
- wild to me how we jump straight in!
- lee & mary lee are adorable & also thomas at the wedding is a Mood literally me at all my friends weddings
- the flashback breaks my heart,
- Patton is still a really good trier... he’s so good and he tries so hard and I love him
- the way thomas rips off his suit jacket...
- the song that isn’t sung!
- Patton says “we four helped you” but there were five sides in svs hmm I feel like that’s probably significant in some way
- the ace attorney ref makes me very happy! there was a secret path of me hoping for for a professor layton reference but this is ehhhh kinda close?
- the fact that the first thing they say is “why didn’t we talk to lee and mary lee” like. yeah!!
- WE SHOULD START LOOKING I TO WAYS TO PREDICT THE FUTURE! he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit
- patton and roman bffs!!
- feral cats,,, what a tangent i stan roman
- I like that we get some more context to the invite as well, like being asked face to face does add another element to the dilemma
- Dame Judy Dench = Queen Groovy Bench I see you using those Good Place swears, Roman
- “maybe they ... feel guilty” is like. I get where you’re coming from Patton but talking to them should’ve been step one imo like. I have been to lots of friends weddings and talking to them is important
- “I’m not sure there was a good ending to get” ... “for he’s a jolly good fellow!”
- them calling Patton out for how critical he’s been!!! very important!!! and I appreciate that Patton is trying “I’m just trying to help you be a good as you can be!” he still has more to learn but still im love him
- the bagel callback lol
- GameStore instead of GameStop lol Patton
- FROGGER
- “he eats fly for breakfast”
- We’re ten minutes in and there’s already so much going on
- Also I just want to appreciate that thomas is such a good actor I can tell which side is speaking just from their voice like the cadence is different and they way they say words ahhh it’s something I’ve thought about before but it’s really hitting me with these voice over segments
- Leslie Odom Jr lol if only we’d known
- The Pokemon battle format is so good and I love that it’s being used for a “do you give money to a homeless actor”
- The hotdog puns....
- Logan’s Lowdown!!!
- Roman mouthing “behoove” to Patton is very cute but I feel bad for Logan :(
- Pixel Logan is adorable
- The fact that roman immediately goes “ignorant” breaks my heart listen to logan!!! please!!!!
- Patton trying to soften his thoughts is kind of painful to watch
- “As long as that’s not the main reason you’re doing it!” Patton no,,,,,,,,
- Roman needs to be listened to more he looks so defeated when Patton doesn’t agree with him and only continues after serious prompting I feel like he’s been ignored too many times lately I’m very excited for a roman arc :((
- “Leslie Odom Jr’s....literal cake that he baked!!!”
- Logan’s fun fact popping up in the mario scene!! that’s my boy!!!
- Also the fact that roman is immediately painting deceit as the bad guy after they spent all of svs getting along......like, I feel like after the other sides decided that deceit wasn’t at all genuine or looking out for thomas’ best interests roman did a full 180* on him which makes sense for romans character but is also kinda depressing bc in is lying okay? and svs he was like “oh he’s not that bad!!” And now he’s like “scute bellied tyrant!!” damn
- Patton let’s him talk and then immediately is like “uuuuh no” yikes
- Roman targets all his insults at deceit and very carefully avoids being even playfully rude to anyone else hmm I really do think he’s trying to “make up” for siding with deceit last time and in the end it doesn’t even matter :((( bc he still feels like he’s disappointing people
- Roman seems like he’s genuinely trying to understand and Patton is really struggling to articulate his thoughts and that creates such a good conflict between the two bc it’s not like theyre really against each other it’s just solid interpersonal difference. or intrapersonal I guess
- The trolley problem!!!! A classic I love it
- The way it’s animated too is so good... the “Thomas is full of dread” the way the music cuts when the train appears how it cuts right before the train hits “is it over” ahhhhhh
- Also Leslie Odom Jr again lol
- “Maybe don’t depict scenarios where my friends die” and then later Patton is specifically like “it’s lee and mary lee!!!” lol wild
- “You know we don’t like to use the T word!!!” GREAT little aside
- “So it’s the how that matters” “yeah... and the why!!!” patton baby you’re trying so hard and I love you but it’s okay. you don’t need to have all the answers. you can just not know! I promise it’s alright!
- Thomas face after Patton brings up the “figment of your imagination” things KILLS ME
- I actually disagree with Thomas on the “putting more good into the world” as not being a compelling answer BUT I think that Patton is overlooking how feeling good/having positive emotions attached with those actions IS directly putting more good into the world. like, if doing good makes you feel good, that’s a good thing!! idk
- Logan disagreeing with Patton was good and we all know logan is my favourite but I think he could’ve handled that a little better
- PATTON HITTING SKIP ALL..... sweetie no :((
- everyone has already said this but that cane is the snake boy
- Roman even pulls back the insults on a philosopher who is not there
- Also Roman being like “your desires are getting in the way” again bc he feels like he’s not being listened to or appreciated bc there’s something about him that’s “wrong” and trying to shoulder the blame bc he feels bad that his desires (success, fame, love, appreciation) are inherently selfish :(((
- “that is the stupidest thing you’ve ever said” right sentiment, terrible delivery
- the way roman says “you’re just blowing smoke” is a Lot and very much like his fishing for validation but I don’t blame him for it, after what he’s just admitted it’s truly understandable that he needs that validation
- Thomas’ point about feelings motivating him is REALLY good bc we are all motivated by our emotions
- “Doing nothing is even worse!” i mean you’re not wrong but not in the way you think,,
- Logan/Deceit (I do think it’s deceit at this point) using the oxygen mask metaphor is really great to me!!! I love that metaphor & I was going to be a flight attendant so it’s something I thought about a lot. I’ll talk about it more when Deceit brings it up again lol
- “Uuuh I do need help” mood thomas mood
- “Temporarily put himself first” oof
- “It’s easy to say what we would hypothetically do...” hard agree
- Watching logan/deceit huff and roll his eyes solidifies for me that it is deceit like something about it feels unlike Logan lol I can’t explain why
- Roman nodding along with the explanation of why leisure is important makes me very happy
- “Oh is it not? Please correct me if I’m wrong” and the way the sprite pressing further and further and being more expressive with his hands and eyebrows like damn. that’s deceit!!
- Patton’s breakdown is Iconic I love the glitching and the way it zooms out to show the layout of the living room and the way he explodes ahhhhhhh so good
- why does the frog have abs that’s my one question
- lilypadton ahdhajfka I love it
- DECEIT EX MACINA THE REVEAL IS SO GOOD as soon as he started punning (cut through this bull...frog) I was like 👀 AND THEN THE LINES AND THE CAPE AND THE LORD OF THE LIES IM HAPOY TO OBLIGE
- “CODE YELLOW”
- the deceit sprite is so cute :))))
- Deceit pulling Thomas behind him we have to stan
- “Richer than Jeff Bozos” I LOVE that roman I love you
- Deceit calling him out and the way the words themselves turn into attacks is such a fun detail
- Frog Patton still punning even in serious moments is so on brand
- Deceit dodging while thomas gets hit is a solid metaphor
- “The plane is going down, you need to give thomas some room to breathe” oof like it needed to be said but oof
- The health bars changing to “Thomas’ mental health” OOF LADS WE’RE REALLY IN IT NOW
- the way thomas looks when he steps back into frame cracks me up
- “We can still beat him! We’ve beaten him before!” oh roman, but it’s not a fight against deceit :((
- the snakes on the plane ref lmao “I’m sick of this morality fighting snake on this metaphorical plane” whoever wrote that line... I want to give them a high five truly iconic
- Deceit is so much more playful and showing more diverse personality in this ep and I’m living for it
- final fantasy!! the og version turn by turn which is what I like to play lol also the villain they’re fighting kinda looks like Virgil and idk how to feel about that
- Deceit looking away as soon as logan pops up lmaoooooo
- “Not that any of you care...” logan baby no!!!!! I care!!!!
- Effective Altruism explanation and Logan making a point to go “it employs the heart and the mind” like ... reminding Patton that they need to work together and they’re on the same side I’m soft
- Deceit and Logan agreeing warms my heart they’re both so good and ahhhh
- “Emphasis on the ‘sometimes’ though, right?” “Yeah sure whatever — I mean yes! Of course!”
- I also love how deceit addresses thomas directly they don’t do that a lot but it makes sense cause deceit is really trying to persevere thomas’ self
- Him calling roman noble and roman not believing it :((( deceit trying to be honest and ahhhhh I’m so sad
- “Selflessness isn’t always the answer” which was exactly what svs was supposed to be about
- “What do you almost all things?” “Oh you’re right we wouldn’t want to plant too many trees, imagine how much CO2 might absorbed”
- lmao why am I so impressed by Roman’s deceit impression when they’re literally the same person
- roman flipping out and attacking deceit is a Big Yikes but it’s totally in character bc roman has always been black and white even more so than Patton and it’s been building to an arc for a loooong time so I’m very excited
- Deceit taking off his glove.... saying his name......... I can’t process this
- JANUS!!!!!!!!!! It’s so good it’s perfect I love it I love him
- roman immediately laughing yikesssss
- “Oh roman thank god you don’t have a moustache otherwise between you and remus I wouldn’t know who the evil twin is” YIKESSS but also valid deceit is at a breaking point
- “I thought I was your hero” “you are!”
- I’m going to be thinking about deceit’s—JANUS’S—nod for a long time....was he agreeing with Thomas or was he saying that Thomas was lying ahhhhhhh
- “Everything’s going to be okay. We love you.” “...right” AH MY HEART
- I want to give roman a hug
- Patton asking Janus for advice like right away and Janus not being great at first but coming around quickly with the ever true “it depends” like I love the two of them together the DYNAMIC POTENTIAL
- Janus does seem fond of Patton which is cute I can’t wait for everyone to be friends again lol
- ACTUAL LESLIE ODOM JR I CANNOT
- how did they make that happen,,,, how wild
- the clapping
- “This sanders sides not odom sides,, I’m not threatened at all” that is, somehow, a mood
- “don’t kill, don’t steal, easy conclusions to come to” “even those can get iffy” “I don’t want to think about that... but maybe that proves my point!” you what we call that? growth
- “Giving too simple answers to complicated questions can do more harm than good” “mmhmm”
- “So I’m sorry! Again!” Poor boy is trying to hard and I love him :((( so much <3333
- “Oh yeah that’s cool, talk about me like I’m not here” I love you Janus!!!”
- “I’ll take care of him” and then immediately joking around and trying to make thomas laugh is very cute thomas needed something lighthearted after all of that ahhh
- “You’re not stuck with an EVIL snake boy...you’re just stuck with a snake boy!!” I LOVE YOU JANUS what an adorable nerd I would die for him
- and how excited he gets about being called right he deserves it
- “I love how much you like these constant dilemmas so please keep overthinking things” you know what I needed to hear that man
- “You can’t get doing good down to a science” WORD
- the message of treating yourself well & finding the right balance between that and doing good for others being a personal thing is very good and much needed
- Lee and Mary Lee are onscreen for like 3 minutes and I love them so much
- “So this is what you do for a living? Comedy?” “Yeah I’m a hack”
- Patton and Janus chilling on the same screen... I adore them
- “Seems like things worked out after all... I was wrong about everything!” “You and I both know that’s not true” and Patton’s soft little smile I love them!!!!
- “Odom sides would cool!” like actual Leslie Odom Jr said that.... I’m shook
- okay that’s the end it’s just as much a rollercoaster the second time around no I am not okay, thank you for your time
#sanders sides#sanders sides spoilers#putting others first#selfishness vs selflessness redux#sanders sides reactions
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Watch “Youth With You” with Me!
Episode 7 Part 2
hello!!! and welcome to another post of qcyn: morning edition!
i am feeling a lot better compared to yesterday so thats great haha
i have my iced coffee, i have my water, my phone’s plugged in
as everyone’s crush even if hes not their bias mark lee would say, lezgeddit
ok it’s yao chi’s group!!!
lost shaol
i have seen this performance and its v good
zhou shiyuan. thats it. that’s the bullet point
yao chi wants to be center i love to see him so much
awww in his lil hat and everything
y’know, i don’t think i proposed once last time so
yao chi if youre out there i have a ring and my knee is ont he ground
shao haofan also wants the center
adsjfaksd iqiyi fucks a lot of shit up but whatever team does sound in post is incredible and i love them
adsjfaklsdf shiyuan after yao chi sings the center lines
get you a supportive friend like that lmaoooo
awww chichi hiding behind his papers ilove himmm
haofan is not looking
*insert grimacing emoji here*
so ok, idk if you the reader is reading this after or during the episode or just reading it for fun bc im incredible and incoherent at all times forever and always
BUT
the way that this group is sitting on the floor literally has shiyuan directly in the middle of haofan on the left and yao chi on the right and shiyuan just said “these lines were like written for you to sing”
i
bro
everyone else in the room (aka the other two trainees) are internally that spanish monkey meme
im screaming
the editing for this section is ... a little bit annoying as like they dont put in the part where whoever is leading (as of rn idak if anyone is the leader yet) is telling them to sing the center part so like it looks like theyre just singing randomly and it esp makes haofan look bad when he starts bc its directly after zsy tells yc that compliment
iqiyi if you have a bias just say so lmaoooooo
anyways
haofan is singing
oooohhhh
i want chichi to end up with it
waahhh chichi is so cute
haofan is center
shiyuan is the only vote for chichi
oooohhhh shiyuan is playing the accompanyment i perhaps am in love in like a platonic way
yang ning has a nice soft voice very suited for this part of the song
lin zheyu looks like my
oh yikes baby that was not your best note my love
and the look that lrh made was definitely a sign that chichi is going to be getting some constructive criticism
the sitting trainees arae complimenting haofan
i want to give him a hug :(((((
hes also the only one left from his company here
oh noooo hes crying TT.TT
shiyuan is also like fuck shit and gd
aalsdkfas hearing him speak in english i
he said one word but stilll
bitch really said he’s too expensive for everyone
i uhhhhhh i dont understand their way of cheering yao chi up but if it works i guess
he sounds like a mom aldkjfas;dl
ok here is their stage
shiyuan is starting out by playing a beautiful beautiful white grand piano ugh
again, platonic proposal to him
again yang ning really owns this opening part vocally
and shiyuan is so good too ugh
adding him to my dream team lmao
lin zheyu is good
whoever styled yao chi for this stage i am love you for it
he looks v good and like he stepped out of a story book FUCK
im just interested how theyre gonna do when they are all singing at the same time
not to be all collarbones but collarbone
he looks so intense i
haofan gave me the goosedbumps
i really do be in love with yao chi dont i
this song is like so sad ??? its so good thoooo
adkfs i just noticed the boats around them lmaoooo
yeessss compliment yao chi i love to see it
oh noice shiyuan has been playing the piano since he was a child
and it’s their book time
shiyuan’s book is like almost the size fo the brick and it tells you how to help with small tihngs that might ail you
yao chi’s book is called youth of yesterday and its a photography book of youths in like the 80s
very coool tbh
i cant read chinese so i have no idea who got the first place but it’s only two characters so im hoping it was chichi
ok now it’s time for the next dance group, a stroke of jianghu
after learning that minghao is only a few years older than me im like constantly shook at how young his voice sounds which is like dumb i knnow but stillll
ok but anyways, its longhans group which yes we love to see it (him)
and li you?
minghao looks like a grandmother
kou cong is still here i forgot
oh my god longhan is sooooo cuuutttteeeeee
babyyyy
ohhhh noooo hes been singled out as the part of the group that can’t keep up :((((
oooooof he really was not doing well in that ..
noooo baobeiiii
he said that he was like really hesitating when choosing a song bc he was afraid of being a drag on others T.T
:’(((((
fajldfkajsd they have his reactions when the rest of the group chose the song like li you and kou cong
huaiwei wakldfas;dk
turns to the group and goes owowowow your group will be one to watch!!! you all have different styles ^-^
longhan on the outside: ^-^
longhan on the inside: o.o
ohh sweetie..
kou cong gonna smack that boy on god
never been scared of him before but now im o.o
asdkfjaklsdjf his lil hop im
again lets be happy im doing this from my laptop and not my phone or something bc emojis galore
kou cong is their center and fu hongyi is the leader but like kc is acting like their leader or atleast when directly interacting with longhan he is
kinda wish i knew who were dormmates but also i dont think i care enough past knowing guan yue and huaiwei were so
i think its interesting to see how different the styles of folk dance (that lh majored in) and this stage’s dance is
li you in his lil dad glasses im UwU
did they dyed xlh’s hair OvO i am looking
thank you iqiyi editors for making those lil bubble things of xlh’s different funny faces
alskfjasldkf fu hongyi and xu longhan compared fhy to monk tang bc he never shut the fuck
lmaooo that face you make when your friend says i swear this is not a drug its just really good
my question is who was minghao scolding for thinking something was funny
like its not this team bc we already saw their practice so whomst tf could it beeee
fu hongyi sounds like ziyi when talking about health adlfkjasldk
and li you is dying
aksldfa wait i forgot that so many of my favorite trainees also dont speak like standard mandarin
isnt longhan from the same province or something as yixing??
i literally do not recall if he speaks cantonese or not kajfa;ldsj
oh well
aw he :]
directors: so whos pigsy?
longhan: ...wait no it cant be me wait
cong: longhan. it’s him. he’s pigsy.
asldkjfja;lkdsf
akdsfa cute cute cute!!!!
accept your fate habibi
aww this is a cute mo’
i am not going to talk about li you’s arm veins i am NOT
awww jolin said that kou cong did great and that longhan really improoooveeeedddddd
his laugh is so cuteeeeeeeee i
oh shit i licherally didnt realize that hongyi was the only one whos had a stage performance
longhan talking about how this is their first chance to get the ypd to notice them as if i havent been talking about him from the jump
again doesnt necessarily matter since this was a year ago but sTILL
ok
stage time
yOOOOOOOOO THE STAGE IS SO COOL WTF
ITS LIKE GOT CARVED WOODEN PILLARS WITH DRAGONS ON THEM I
YO HOLY SHIT THEY GOT FIRE TOO WHAT THE FUCK
OK OK OK THEYRE STARTING
their outfits are good
LONGHAN HAIR LONGHAN HAIR
HE LOOKS SO GOOD IM IN LOVE WITH ONE (1) MAN
THEY FUCKING FLIPPED HIM IM SHAINGK
cong’s voice is so deep what the fuck
I AM SO LIVING FOR LONGHAN UGH
MANS LOOKED CONFIDENT AND COCKY
I AM THE SPANISH MONKEY MEME RIGHT NOW
yao chi just said he’s handsome i love to see itttttt
adfkasd;fk mingze yelling at the screen “why didnt you dance this good in dream” @baobeejun i am screaming i love him so much
LK;JFA;EWKJRPIOQWEHF HE JUST SAID “YOU PISS ME OFF” I LOVEEEEE TO SEE IT
ANWYAFAJPOFJWEPOIHFVA OK MR XU LONGHAN WE GET IT YOU’RE H*T
THE CAMERAMAN DID NOT NEED TO DO THAT NOR THE EDITING PEOPLE LIKE LET ME BREATHE FOR A MINUTE FUCKERS
awww li you was so cute !!!! uwu
THAT MAN REALLY HAD HIS LEG LIKE THAT I HATE IT
HONGYI WHAT THE fUCK
EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING PERFORMANCE CHUGGED WE ARE GOING TO BE COCKY AND SEXY AND CONFIDENT JUICE I HATE THEM
adsfaklsdjf minghao’s face when li you did That
amdfasmdfs the one trainee who acted like he had binoculars on i hate himmmm
but same
the senior seniors are analyzing the dance and how well the performance went over and i love to hear the praise for them boys
ugh they’re telling dad jokes i hate to see it adfjslkdj
ok book time!!
oh to sit on a bench and read a book with longhan hh
li you is reccommending a book that deffo looks well loved
apparently since coming to dachang he’s read it 3 times already
damn
he looks like a professor lowkey
love that for him
aww longhan looks so cuuuteeee
lmao fu hongyi is talking about a nutrition book and says he doesnt read it unless hes sleepy bc its boring but he likes the pictures
and now theyre in a discussion about how hot peppers can help you lose weight
fu hongyi looks like hes having a great time i love that for him ^-^
awwww longhan is so cuteeeee
also have no idea who got first but they have 3 characters in their name :)
i really need to start paying attention to the name plates they’re wearing don’t i alkdfjasd
ok i guess they were the last performance so we are now on to seeing the results
yixing looks like a marshmallow lowkey
god yao chi looks like an angel i hate it
whyyyyy is huaiwei all the way in the back i hate to see it
awww mingming and shenshen are so cute thooo
XU LONGHAN GOT 209 VOTES I LOVE TO SEE IT
he is currently ranking in first im *insert smile with hearts emoji*
ok turn up stage ranking release now
wenxuan is so pretttyyyy
and he beat longhan by a single vote im shaking
guan yue’s votes arent shown and yixing is like MOVING ON DO NOT WORRY
knights now
wowowowow HUAIWEI GOT 208 VOTES I LOVE IT FOR HIM
yixing himself said that huaiwei showed off his talents and was really good give me A MINUTE TT.TT
his lil hairs all sticky outy im swoon
immmmmmmmm innnnnn looooooovvvvvvve
xixi and guan yue’s scores havent been shown tho...much to ponder
its bc one of them is gonna be first in the category
im betting on maybe over 230? like for first place voting?
yao chi’s face was like 8^O
why do they keep zooming on yao chi hes not even in this section
i was close 228 to guan yue and 211 to xixi
literally the camera work is so shit right now
oh i guess we still have a rap performance to get thru
we mustve finished all of the dance performances then
ok its yangyang’s group
akdfjaslkdf lin yuzhi publicly exposing yangyang im weak
oooh maybe this is whre minghao shames someone
god i hated the editing in that part
yangyang looks so confused i love baby boyyy
awww he so cuteee
everyone in the group but lyz is very introverted
adskfljas;dfjads i hate the face he made so muchadfjadsjfek
tfw when you cant look into the sun and someone’s heart at the same time
wkdsfjasdkfj babyyy is center!!! lvoe that for himmm
i like need to stop calling my senior a baby boy but he’s babyyy
and im onnly a couple months younger but like
he baby
UwU
kjaf;ldskjf directors go: give lyz a nickname
and hcy says immediatley lin milan like milan fashion week
i hate it here you guys
......
he
he dabbed and took one foot off the ground
i HATE it here you guys
oh god we still have like almost an hour left of this too
im sorry for how long this will be
but i dont want to do a part 3 for this since it’s not almost 4 hours like the other episode was
wh
why is yangyang singing ?
a childs song
ohhhh it’s to like describe yuzhi as a teacher ok ok ok im caught up now
“Wheeeeeeeeee” - Hu Chunyang, early 2019
oh my god why is the sound editors like that aldkfjasdlkkfja
awww yangyang’s lil hair is sticking up in the back s’cute!!!
OH MY GOD DID THEYDYE HIS HAIR RED WHAT THE FUCK
i dont understand why they’re making that hand signal but ok
no ok i guess we’ll never know who minghao was talking to
unless i missed it???
ok whatever it’s stage time so we no longer care
YOOOOOOOOO THAT WAS SO COOL OMG
yangyang is so fierce
yes we love to see it
zhou yan’s hair is styled so cool
i like it a lot
i know i’ve seen this performance before but have i?
yuzhi’s popping tf off and his eyebrows look good?? only man ever
oh my god i thought that he was about to break his necklace afdlkajsdl
yaaasss yangyang leggooooooo
mc jin im screaming
WAIT HE WAS RIGHT IM SCREAMING WOWOWOWOWOW HE’S POPPING THE FUCK OFF WE LOVE TO SEE IT
awww i bet hanhan and wenxuan were so proud T.T
his hair looks green??? and he also almost broke his necklace too alkdfjasd
teng shichu is viciously reminding everyone that he’s a conductor alkdjfa;sd
book time!
aldskjfsd yangyang looked so cutee ovo that was him adlkkfjs
wowow that book is very Romantic in its prose i like it a lot
zhuo yan is sounding like a little philosopher
yangyang has some really cool sneakers
ok now its time for mc jin to give lyz a mask
aww yangyang got first!
ok another rap group!
its the coming home one which is the one i liked
akdfjk so like everyone in the group is like newbies to rapping and minghao turned to jolin and said we’re newbies to mentoring
and then jolin goes i wonder why did they choose rap?
AND THEN IT CUTS TO SHI ZHAN LAYING ON THE FLOOR MOANING “WHY DID I CHOOSE RAP?” I love the eiditing for this part lkdjfa
shi zhan pullling on shenshen’s arm and going ‘what should i choose?’ and shi mingze immediately going ‘do not choose rap’
amazing
shi zhan in the one on one: im a vocal. nobody said i could do rap. no one has ever said i can
lian huaiwei losing his mind over sz choosing rap im dead
wu chengze immideately losinfg any hope at this stage upon finding out shi zhan is in it kajfal;kdj
this is how i picture the moment when mingze walked into his line and looks over and sees shi zhan standing there
mingze:.............
zhan:.........................
mingze: *closes his eyes and nods like he thought it was going to happen anyways and is resigned to it*
zhan: :}
hu jiahao and yao bolan are also vocals ;akldfjskdj
poor chengze
like this group really is different different
alkdfj;ads THEY’RE ARRANGED BY HEIGHT IM SO WEAAAAK
after journey looks like hes having so many regrets
weiwei’s face SENT ME IM LITERALLY CACKLING
i
mc jin and after journy really look so lost about what to say im dying
oh my goddddd
mc jin: ...uhhhhh........................
i like how polite theyre trying to be about the group being not good right now like theyre really trying to be delicate with them
chengze really is shook about not being criticised the way he was expecting to be
he says tho that he could feel they were disappointed
off topic but shi zhan looks good in this shade of blue, it like really compliments him
oooooohhh fuck
he said that like its the first time he felt he shouldntve come to dachang :((
i will say that shi zhan seems like the type of guy i would have had a crush on in high school.
is this based off the fact he’s wearing a plaid button down underneath his sweatshirt? perhaps
but anyways
its really cool how mc jin is helping him to do better at his rapping
like yeah its their job but like you can see they really care and that’s all that matters
awww it was so cuteee
awwww theyre doing better and the music has picked up and been happier
cute
are they really going to be doing that jumping around stuff in the actual stage?
let’s find out!
hmmm perhaps i am attracted to shi zhan for this stage
ywah theyre doing the bumping thing
oh perhaps i’ll also be attracted to yao bolan too
lowkey, lowkey, i wouldnt mind seeing chengze and ziyi collab
theyre both v capable
huang doudou “they show the rhythm of youth”
oh they mislabeled that singer didnt they
ok that was a cool ending pose for zhan
book time!
epcott ball
~eeehhhhpppcaaaahhhttttt~
shi zhan has huge fucking 1980s geek glasses perhaps im in love
i do not know what those characters mean but there were only 2 characters so im hoping first place in the group was shi zhan?
anyway, score time for rap
ohhh this is when mingze fell wasnt it
chen youwei looks so good he needs to stoP
MINGZE GOT 245 VOTES IM SO HAPPY FOR HIM
literally chen youwei stop giving me the punk bad boy prince looks i will fight you bitch
i love how yixing is trying to like comfort mingze about his slipping on stage
not to take away from this meaningful and important learning moment
but
mingze green contacts
its such a shame he keeps mulleting his hair smh
please someone give these trainees their glasses you cant keep zooming in on them squinting to see
please
listen im not arguing how much yao chi is getting screen time
however
he isnt in the rap category i dont caaarrreeee hes not part of this focus on the actual rap groups god
just bc he has good reactions doesnt mean you need to zoom in on him
mingze is still in first
ok fine i will accept you zooming on him if you keep showing him smile and his dimples
fine
yixing straight up asking shi zhan if he thinks he can beat mingze and him immediately saying no way i can’t is such a genuine mood whakdjfjewiooif
oh so he did get first in his group then!!! yayayay
HOLY SHIT HE DID BEAT HIM
BY 13 VOTES
258 DAMN SON
god whoever did mingze’s makeup drop the fucking tutorial please
yangyang!!! he got 272 votes!!!! im so proud of hiimmmm
jesus christ his dorm is disgusting why is it that dirty
i say as if my room is clean and spotless
yixing’s laugh oh my god *insert smiling face with hearts*
literally why zoom in on yao chi while yangyang is talking im kill you
ok vocal time!!! ears group
those are certainly some pants
wang jiayi’s group!
xu bingchao’s voice is really good i literally do not remember his performance tho for the audition wht the fuck
vocal aces group
wow they all sing so quietly
lrh is about to swing i swear to god
wen yechen is really good too im
i can’t wait to see the full performance
this is the first time ive heard lrh sing and sir i am going to spotify right now
awww his lil floppy move wen yechen is so cute
his eyebrows too i love to see it
lrh i thiink is wrong about what makes a good cover but thats just me
iwhat the fuck does lrh’s jacket have zippers in the back i hate it
literally please explain the hand sign to me i dont understand
anyways stage time
ooohhhh i like the strings
blindfolds?? ok then
wen kaiwei looks v stylish i love the unicorn pin
oh my god some of the trainees are already crying
jiayi’s voice is smooth ugh
yechen that was so good what the fuck
oh god the harmonies hhhhhh
jiayi looks like one of those like victorian gentlemen or something i would accept his hand at anytime
is he doing vocaliiz0ngkasdjfopiweihf
god he looks so heaertfelt
fuck that was a nice stage
i liked this stage a lot like its probably one of my favorites of this round
awww yechen is so cuteee
everyone did really well in this
book time!
gu landi has read stephen hawking’s a brief history of time
wowowow
im probably going to get some side eyes at this but like kaiwei looks like hes chinese filipino
wang jiayi’s favorite poet is james joyce wowowow
ok vocal categories ranking time
god hanyu got like 362 votes i love to see that for him!!
i deadass might listen to that stage again after this
awww yay library boyfriend song time
ears time
daammmnnn they got a lot of votes
lost shoal time
yao chi got 256 votes!
what’s wrong time
i think wenhan is going to get a pretty good votes
lowkey i dont want him to beat yao chi tho
damn he beat him
305
but it’s fine
i still am v proud ofall of them
god yao chi is so pretty fuck
i literally cannot ever remember that the senior seniors are called the art guidance group
we’re almost done with the episode
their next stage includes rebuild helL YES GUYS IM SO EXCITED ITS SO GOOOOOOD
anyways
there are five songs written for them and they’re the original singers
but when they’re practicing anyone below rank 35 will leave
hate to see it!!!!!!!!! :)
hate it
but longhan’s reaction is entertaining
oh. mahy. gah.
i love him so much
and that’s the end of the episode
i hope that you enjoyed it as much as i did!!!
have a good afternoon!
stay safe and stay healthy <33333
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“Tbh I would like to have the 34 *other* Bergy pics on your shortlist, complete with commentary lolol. And then (if you’re still waiting that is) any other Marchy pics with commentary? xD xD”
here are some more of my favourite marchy pics, complete with my bizarre personal commentary, for anon! the 34 bergy pics can be found here also!
Note: a few people have said they like these posts, so i’m up for taking people’s requests if there’s a particular player they’d like to see! inbox is always open (and anon is on) so just drop me your request and i’ll get working on it :)
okay so this is some absolutely premium cute marchy!! the smile that manages to be completely self-confident yet in no way cocky? the polite little wave as he surveys his audience who, if i recall correctly, were booing him heavily?? oh i do love you mr rat. marchy is fantastic and i have so much respect for the way he deals with his reputation across the league and the excessive amount of shit he gets.he knows what people think of him yet doesn’t seem to let it get to him. i have so much love for him.
KATRINA IS LEGENDARY. before moving on to the part of the image that gave me whiplash when i first saw it, we’re back to talking about brad’s smile. i think i said it in my last post but he really is one of those people who smiles with their whole face - even if you just saw his eyes in this photo you can immediately tell that he’s got that little grin on his face and that’s adorable tbh. now onto the d*lf mug (censored bc i fear the dodgy underground porn blogs these days)… i don’t even know where to start. i feel like he very proudly bought it for himself. and it’s like the only mug he ever wants to drink out of. just my take. i also think the longer hair really suits marchy ngl

ahhh the boys and their dirtbag christmas suits 💛 highlights of this image are the suit jacket that is definitely just one size too small for this absolute man rocket, and the pants with “FRAGILE” plastered all over them - very relatable if not at all festive.

gay rights are stored in the rat!!! i’m glad marchy has been pretty open about his support of LGBT stuff, particularly within hockey. also i feel like some of the stuff he’s said in interviews or social media (esp re: lickgate) manages, even if not intentionally, to be quite diminutive towards implicit homophobia or ‘toxic masculinity’ within hockey. okay maybe that that was poorly expressed but basically he just doesn’t give a shit and appears very open and accepting and i think that’s super nice. this picture also makes for a good reaction image when someone says something dumb

short kings love.jpeg !! a wonderful example of the love that brad shows his teammates on a regular basis, despite his constant chirping. i have no real opinions on torey krug (no h8, i just don’t think i’ve seen that much of him off ice so idk) but him and marchy are quite the duo tbh, i live for their back and forths on twitter - more on that later - and they seem to love each other an awful lot, it’s v cute :^)

that’s my pest™. honestly i think lickgate is one of the best scandals in recent hockey history. when looking for a good image of this is saw an article where some dipshit reporter was outraged about it and was like “how would you feel if someone just came up and liked you?” i mean what if someone just came up and started punching you or hip-checked you into the wall????? hockey is a nasty game a lot of the time, and instead of giving people concussions or broken bones (not that he hasn’t in the past ik…) marchy managed to make opposing teams just as angry, if not moreso, just by licking players. i think it’s fucking hilarious. and most of them took it well in hindsight anyway - i think it was komarov who said he kinda liked it lmaoooooo. peak bradley kevin antics if you ask me

every pic from the china trip has such a special place in my heart. this is just an all-round adorable photo and brad is looking gorgeous in the sunlight and his backwards cap
brad waving the towel in surrender is just about the funniest thing i’ve ever seen someone do in the penalty box… i can’t believe they gave him a 10 minute misconduct for it, something i think they’d wouldn’t have done if it had have been someone else. at least someone in this league has a goddamn sense of humour. the penalty minutes stat in the corner just makes this even better

brad, once again, showing us how we should deal with people talking shit about us - just get on board with it. i love how much he’s just embraced his massive nose and his height and his general reputation. idk if it’s really deliberate but i think it’s such a good message to send, and it makes for some pretty funny stuff too.

brad single-handedly keeps nhl refs in a job. in my bruins drinking game™ you have to take a shot every time the ref has to physically restrain marchy (2 if it’s because he was going to get revenge or fend for bergy) and you could get fucked off that alone during some games. it was nice to see him not actually get suspended this year, but i will always love that he’s such a physical player and quite the pest on the ice :))

me: *slaps helmet of brad marchand* this bad boy can fit so much personality.
really though, can you believe he’s managed to squeeze more charisma into only 5 feet and 9 inches than 85% of the league combined… very cute picture, and always lovely to see him by bergy’s side on the ice where he belongs

oh my goddddddd how fucking cute is this though!!!! the hat! the dad energy those jeans and the boots give off!!! his face!! his little daughter!!!!! i can’t take it, my heart is going to burst.
(gif via @kureally) this is also just so cute, i need a minute. brad has some very powerful eyebrows and this gif displays them wonderfully. this section of behind the b was also pretty sweet all round, and i agree with pasta that the hair is looking pretty first class
(gif via @murlin09) i am not like into marchy (no tea no shade if u are though), but this gif… whew. i’ll let you come to your own conclusions on this one, gang

i was not lying when i said more on the brad-torey social media antics earlier. there are some truly iconic chirps (the zamboni one is lethal), but this self-roast just kills me every time. i never once thought i’d read a tweet from the official brad marchand twitter account that opened with “hey shorty” but here we are. “my nose wouldn’t fit” i astral projected the first time i read that. and if you’re wondering what torey said to prompt this, it was simply “hey marchy”. it doesn’t take much for brad to light on you, huh? we better watch our backs

definitely a favourite marcheron pic right here - the pucks and paddles (i still think that’s a questionable name but maybe that’s a me issue) content is always top notch. if you can find the video, it’s even better, but this picture captures the general energy of the video perfectly. the only thing missing is that brad’s feet aren’t actually on the floor because the height difference is so pronounced that bergy has to lift him. beautiful

return of the cute brad smile!! a cute yet mischievous little grin, i can only assume he’s restraining himself from laughing at m*tthews fivehead (although who is he to talk with that schnozz. at least he rocks it tbf 👃🏻). not sure blue is really his colour but he’s going for it anyway. that’s my all star!

it’s been days since this photo first surfaced and i haven’t stopped palpitating. the cutest photo ever, they all look so happy and i love that!!! also how are their wives so beautiful….!? oh my every pixel of this image is just stunning
i know i included this in my last bergy list but if they can name new york twice i think i can put this on 2 lists, because lord knows it’s even more iconic. i feel like this is a good metaphor for brad marchand: getting up to no good, although still relatively harmless, all the while supported by the considerably more sensible, yet still entertaining, patrice bergeron. additionally, another excellent display of the oft-overlooked fact that this man is built like a motherfucking tank. holy shit

i wish i could see these boys in suits without my brain immediately trying to think of some sort of au. anyway, i really like this look on brad (unpopular opinion - i love his loud checkered suits as a concept but i don’t think they look good). although he has dark hair, strong eyebrows, and dark facial hai, the all black actually looks really good on him. coffee in hand really adding to the look too - well done, brad “fashionista” marchand.

ahhhhh i love nothing more than family man marchy 💛 his daughter is adorable - those tiny jerseys kill me - and i love that his son is wearing the all-star jersey omg how cute (he is definitely going to end up taller than brad lmao)

sometimes i forget that brad is short and then i see photos like this (brandon is 6′5 for reference)…amazing. i relate to the lady on the left on a spiritual level. brad’s face is a mood and a half. his feet are half a foot of the ice at least. i adore this photo.
(gif via @brandoncarlo) absolutely one of my fav things about watching bruins games is how brad and patrice will always find each other during a celly - nothing beats the 100 hug. this is also just a very satisfying skating gif that i love.

last but very very very far from least is this. there is literally no need for me to make any comment on this so i’m just going to leave it and go. bradley kevin marchand you are iconic and ily
ayyy this was super fun to do, thank you for requesting it anon, i hope you like!! again, i’m absolutely up for taking requests for more of these lists so hmu if you have ideas :)
#my bergy post was pure thirst for the most part#this is just me appreciating the true iconicness that is marchy#the effort i went to to not use 'iconic' every third word...bc he just is#answered#Anonymous#bruins photos compilations#bruins#marchand
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college!au minghao (pt 1)
summary: you're in your first year of university, and you find a best friend in joshua hong. He introduces you to his friends, and a interesting relationship ensues when you embarrass yourself in front of his friend minghao.
genre: fluff
pairing: minghao/the8 x reader
warnings: has some language sometimes, though I'm assumin f*ck and sh*t don’t bother you guys lol
word count: 3.9k
a/n: hey y'all! here’s my first little story I’m posting on here. the first chapter is kind of long, sorry lol. i’m not sure how long it’ll end up being, but it’s more of a ‘figure it out as you go’ kinda thing lol. i have it posted on archive of our own too!
(part 2) (part 3) (part 4) (part 5)
You scurried through the courtyard, a little out of breath, as you were late for class. You were hopping over bushes, and dodging tree branches. You’re almost to class when you feel a branch catch your sweater, and pulls you back abruptly. You keep pulling away, and the branch tears your sweater and cuts your skin a little. You let out a little ‘ouch,’ and pull the branch out of your sweater. You’re hoping subconsciously that nobody saw that little fiasco, and as you look around, you see one tall boy covering his mouth, laughing. You felt mortified that one of your peers had seen you sprinting through the courtyard and cutting your arm on a tree branch. You tossed your hair behind your ears and kept running, class still on your mind.
After making it to class with only minutes to spare, you sat around the rest of class trying to catch your breath and pay attention. The teacher was talking about chemical bonds, and normally this would be interesting to you, but for some reason you just couldn’t focus. You sat back against the chair, and blew out a puff of air, and tapped your pencil methodically on your paper for a minute. An image flashed into your mind of that tall boy laughing at you, and you almost smacked your head to get the picture out of your mind. It wasn’t something you wanted to recall! So what if he saw me? You thought, beginning to pep yourself up from your embarrassment. Fuck other people’s opinions! you nodded to yourself. Besides, he probably guessed you were late to class anyway. It’s not that big of a deal! you reassured yourself. You made this weird face that was kinda like ‘hell yeah I love being my biggest supporter.’
At this moment, the teachers voice broke through your self absorbed haze, announcing class was up, and to not forget about the paper due next week. You were already about half way done with that paper, and you made a mental note to finish it up early next week, with time to spare before it was due. You walked out of class slowly, tired from the sprinting you did earlier. You might as well have not gone to that class anyway, seeing how you couldn’t focus the whole time and missed the lecture. You waved your hand around your face, knowing it was fine because you were a good student and there were resources online. You pass by the courtyard, and you find the culprit tree that caught you, and give it a dirty look. You notice a bit of your sweater and a tiny blood stain on the branch. “God.” you mumbled.
You were in your first year of college, and on the path to studying international business, though you knew that your interest could probably change next week. You were more introverted, so you didn’t mind being alone, although you did have a few friends. One friend you had made recently, Joshua, in your bio class, was very nice. He helped you with his notes if you missed something, and was a nice person to have around. He was one of those people that you could sit around and not have to say anything to enjoy each other’s presence, which was something made the good-friend-siren in your head go off. You were about to meet him in the courtyard, nearby that goddamn fucking tree. You waited at a picnic table, head resting on the wood, sun warming your back, eyes comfortably shut, and ready to snooze.
You hear Joshua coming before you can completely fade away, and sit up, chin resting up in your hand. “Hey, Josh,” you said, as he was sitting down. “What’s up?”
He smiled, and set his bag on the picnic table. “My lit class was incredibly boring.” He said. You groaned in sympathy. “Dude, fuck Shakespeare,” you said nonchalantly. “The guy just kills lovers and writes in this old english no one can understand, so you have to completely rely on the Spark Notes translation.”
Joshua laughed. “He’s considered one of the greatest english writers of all time.”
“That doesn’t mean we have to continue considering that.” you countered.
The two of you kept talking for a while about some bullshit stuff, and then Joshua looked over and yelled some hellos at someone. You looked over, and saw the boy that had been laughing at you earlier. He was waving to Joshua from across the courtyard. Your cheeks flushed bright red, and you slapped your hands against your cheeks. “Shit!” you cursed. Joshua looked over in confusion, and you watched as the boy was making his way to the two of you. “I gotta go! I embarrassed myself in front of that guy and I’m not about to make this weird!” You grabbed your book bag in a hurry, and scrambled off, tripping over your shoe as you do so. You landed on your stomach, and just closed your eyes as you laid in the grass and accepted your fate for death. Being clumsy is a personal hell. You groaned, and rolled over. Sunshine was streaming over your face, and you squinted against the sun. Remembering the boy, you jolted up, and jogged across the courtyard, not daring to look back, because you knew Joshua and the boy had seen you fall. You’d heard Joshua laugh. God.
Back in your dorm, you hopped on the bed and kicked your legs around, and rolled over a bit in frustration. I’m such a dumbass!!!!!!! was the ringing phrase running through your head for a good five minutes. You decided to text Joshua, and you typed “fml.” That simple phrase was all you needed to convey your absolute embarrassment to Joshua. He replied with a long “lmaoooooo” and you groaned. You sent a frowny face back and Joshua told you that it was okay, and tried to make you feel better like the nice guy he is. You really hoped you’d never see that guy again. Joshua typed, “Minghao and I thought it was funny! You’re just a comedian don’t freak” and you could finally put a name to the boy who’d you completely ruined your image in front of. Minghao. Alright.
You sent back something about never being so embarrassed in your life and hoping you’d never see Minghao again and you knew Joshua was probably just laughing back in his dorm. The fuck! You’d just have to forget about it and never think about it again. Might as well pour bleach over your brain to completely get rid of the memory. You jumped up and shook your body out a little, and decided a shower would clear your mind.
Freshly cleansed and now a bit more level headed, you sat down to catch up on some homework, and then found yourself knocking out for the night.
The next few days passed without incident, thankfully, and you and Joshua continued to meet in the courtyard and just do homework together, sometimes making a comment about how nice the weather was or a comment about being pissed off about class. It was ideal.
This weekend there was a big party at this frat house, and Joshua suggested for you to go with him. You easily agreed. You weren’t about to turn down an opportunity to party, because after a few weeks of being introverted you look for a big social interaction for have fun at, and then withdraw for a few days again afterwards.
You and Joshua were fast becoming close friends, and could predict each other’s sentences and reactions. You liked to call him Joshy sometimes to see how frazzled he would get and then this exasperation would wash over him.
You two arrived at the party, expectant. You went into the party excited, ready to let loose after dedicating so much time to school recently. You and Josh didn’t stay together the whole time, you both separated off and found your other friends eventually. Your other friends liked to tease you about Joshua and that you liked him, and you would just sigh. Joshua? A boyfriend? No. That’s not what you wanted, and not what he wanted either. You two were just friends, and could relate to one another easily. You eventually were a little tipsy, and having fun dancing with your friends. Joshua came by and laughed at your tipsy state for a while, and then told you he had to go because he forgot about a paper. You gave him a thumbs up, and wished him luck on the paper.
Once he left, was when things went… different.
You, in your tipsy state, were just a social butterfly and wanted to tell everyone how happy you were. Embarrassing. You didn’t notice him across the room, laughing at you again. You excused yourself to the kitchen, to get some water and rewind. You were kind of dizzy from all that dancing and singing. Someone entered in the kitchen behind you, but you were focused on drinking this water to get the small amount of alcohol out of your system. A voice behind you caused you to jolt and drop the red solo cup of water into the sink. “Nice dance moves; they look a bit similar to the way you run frantically.” A feeling in your gut told you who that was.
You closed your eyes, and immediately started screaming internally. Just when you thought that everything was fine! You reluctantly turned around, and found the tall boy just a few feet away. You cursed under your breath, a habit you couldn’t break. “Uhhhh…” you said, floundering. “Hi.”
He laughed, this time not covering his mouth with his hand. “Hi.” He said back. Why couldn’t he just have ignored you and not ever brought up the incidents again! Why must he torture you!
You were going to make a move to slip away, anything to escape this dreaded situation, but you felt the dizziness hit you again. You did feel dehydrated, as you didn’t get to drink much of that water, or anything that whole night, before you spilled it in the sink. You stumbled, and held on to the counter, almost forgetting the boy beside you for a minute. Minghao, you remembered his name, reached out to steady you. You gritted your teeth. Were you about to embarrass yourself in front of him again? Probably.
“Sorry,” you stuttered. “I’m just kinda dizzy.”
He looked worried. “Come on, let’s go find somewhere quiet.”
He led you around the house, and your cheeks were flushed in anguish. Eventually, you two had to settle for outside, because the house was full of drunk dancing people. He wasn’t drunk though, which you found a bit odd, because it is a frat party. Isn’t that what people do at frat parties?
He sat you down on this brick stone wall, and he sat down next to you. Your heart was hammering in your chest with him this close to you. Your embarrassing antics kept flashing through your mind, as well as the way he had laughed at you. The warm late summer air was a bit chilled at night, and it felt nice on your skin. You sighed. “I’m sorry for being a weirdo.” you mumbled. You couldn’t dare look at him.
“It’s okay, don’t worry about it.” His voice was soothing, and made you feel weirdly better. “Why were you so weird around me anyway?” he asked. You looked over at him, curious. “You don’t know that already?” you asked. He shook his head. He had this slightly confused look on his face, his brows pulled in, eyes darting around your face, studying your expression.
You kind of made this exasperated laugh, like the one Joshua made when you called him Joshy. “ I made a fool out of myself in front of you and I was just assuming you would make fun of me if we confronted one another. I just choose to avoid situations like that. ”
Minghao chuckled a little. “I might’ve teased you, you’re right about that.” You rolled your eyes. Here it comes. The beginning of never ending teasing. “But, you have to admit. It was funny.”
“From an outsider’s view, yeah, it was.”
“You should learn to laugh at yourself.” He said bluntly. You were a little taken back, but you mused on this, and nodded.
“You’re probably right. I just overanalyze everything I do and it makes me feel like everyone is laughing at the stupid shit I do.”
“They are.” He said truthfully. “You’re known as the funny freshman girl on campus.”
You looked at him in shock. “What? I never knew that.”
“People aren’t making fun of you like you think. They’re laughing at you.”
“That doesn’t sound much better.” you raised an eyebrow.
He rubbed his forehead, trying to find the right words. “What I’m trying to say, is…” he furrowed his eyebrows.
You laughed, and shook your head. “I understand, don’t worry. I just need to learn to not take things so seriously sometimes.” You were doing stupid shit and it was funny, but people didn’t think you were a fool because of it. You were just funny. He nodded, grateful you understood.
You rested your hands on the brick wall, and leaned back to stare up at the sky. “So, are you friends with Joshua?” you asked, trying to divert the conversation away from your catastrophes.
He nodded. “He’s in this friend group of ours. It’s us thirteen guys. We’re all pretty close.”
“Oh really?” you mused. “I don’t really think Joshua has mentioned you guys…” you trailed off, thinking. “Or wait. He talks about this guy Coups sometimes, is he in your friend group?”
“Yeah! He’s the oldest out of all of us.” Minghao asserted. “I’d be surprised if Joshua didn’t talk about us to you. He talks about you a lot.”
You almost choked, and looked over at Minghao. “What?”
Minghao looked unconcerned. “Yeah, he always shows us the funny things that you text him, and sometimes talks about the times that you get all embarrassed about.”
You were seething. Your eyebrows furrowed, thinking about how you were going to skin Joshua. “I can’t believe this!” you exclaimed. “Joshua…” you shook your head.
Minghao laughed. “I think you’re getting too worked up about this. From what we’ve heard, we all think you’re pretty funny.” Your heart warmed slightly.
“Well I hope my foolishness is funny sometimes.” You scoffed, in a jokingly way. You remembered that you were dehydrated, when a wave of dizziness fell over you. “Woah.” You said, holding your head. Talking to Minghao made you forget how dehydrated you felt.
“Are you okay?” Minghao asked.
“Uh, yeah. I think I just really need some water. I feel dehydrated.”
Minghao shot up. “Stay here, I’ll be back.”
While he was gone briefly, you thought about how this boy didn’t seem to mind your antics, and almost found it endearing. Just an hour ago you never wanted to see him, ever, and now you were talking to him and it was… nice. What the fuck!
You reached up to pull your hair behind your ears, and rubbed your forehead. You were thinking about Minghao, and how now that you were seeing him up close, his features were cute. He had high cheekbones and a boyish smile. You pff’t at the thought of him being cute.
He returned with a big glass of water. You couldn’t help yourself from smiling like an idiot. He kind of looked like an angel, with his lightly bronzed skin, holding your saving grace, water, in his hand, and the outdoor light behind him shining around his head like a halo. You let out this little wheeze of a chuckle, but you didn’t really care because you wanted that water.
You could feel his amused eyes on you while you chugged that water. When you were done, you let out a little burp, and laughed. Minghao laughed along with you. “Sorry,” you said. He shook his head. “Don’t apologize.”
“Sorry I acted like a fool in front of you and then avoided you so you couldn’t make fun of me haha,” you laughed emotionlessly.
“Really don’t worry about it. It’s okay.”
“Sorry if I ruined your fun time at this party.”
“It’s okay!”
You kept apologizing for stupid things, until eventually, he just put his finger over your lips, effectively cutting off your speech. “___ please, it’s alright. Stop apologizing. I liked getting to talk to you.” Your heart was hamming in your ribs.
You nodded, and he took his finger away. “You should come hang out with all the boys sometime, so the other guys can put a face to a name.”
You shuddered. “We’ll see.”
He looked hopeful that you would come, or maybe you were deluding yourself. Thirteen boys kind of sounded like a nightmare. You weren’t sure what Joshua might do. What if he brought up something embarrassing you did in front of all those boys? You’re being overly dramatic and kinda paranoid. The voice in your head told you. Knock that shit off!
“Do you not like alcohol?” you asked rather brashly. You hit yourself mentally for asking that so suddenly.
He looked a little surprised, his eyebrows flying up. He recovered, and pushed his brown hair out of his eyes and back, and then you watched it slowly fall back down. “I do, sometimes. But, it’s pretty funny to watch drunk people while you’re sober.”
“I see.” You mused. “What year are you?”
“I’m a freshman. The older boys in our group are sophomores.” You nodded.
“Do you know what you’re studying?” you asked, rolling the solo cup around in your hands.
“I’m looking at marine biology. What about you?” A marine biologist. It suited him.
“International business.” He whistled. “That sounds like it could be hard. Having to learn how to approach a certain country.”
You shrugged. “I’m willing to work hard to study something I love.”
“Wow, poetic.” He joked. You looked over, and pushed his arm. “Shut up.”
It was so easy to talk to Minghao. This was your first conversation with him, all based on you running into a tree in front of him. He wasn’t going to make it awkward by making fun of you, but he also knew how to tease you without making you feel like an idiot, and instead laugh at yourself.
You two sat in silence for a while and just looked up at the sky, and again, that good-friend-siren was going off in your head. Anyone who tolerated your antics and sat and stared at the night sky with you in silence sounded like a good friend. Your thoughts shifted to the way he had pushed his hair back earlier, and you shuddered.
You sighed. “I should probably leave soon. This party has drained me physically and emotionally.”
“Do you have a ride back or a friend to go with?” he asked.
You thought. “Shit. Now that I think about it, Joshua was who I was going to go back with, and he left. My friends live in different dorms across the campus.” You groaned. “I really don’t want to die tonight walking back to the dorm, but it seems that might be what happens. I had it coming.” You joked, getting up and stretching.
He hopped up immediately. “No way am I letting you walk home alone this late at night!”
You were a little shocked. He looked so… determined to walk you home. He had looked cute and innocent thus far, but he seemed to secretly be a bit fierce and strong. His arms were crossed, his rolled up long sleeve tee shirt stretching across his shoulders. You gulped. “Are you sure? Are you okay with leaving the party?”
He waved his hand. “I wasn’t going to stay much longer anyway. You were the funniest person here, anyway. Once you leave no one will be as funny to watch or listen to.” You blushed crimson, and cleared your throat.
“Okay, well, shall we go then?” you asked, scratching the back of your head, trying to ignore your red cheeks. Minghao was so forward and blunt.
He nodded, and the two of you walked through the house, you saying bye to your friends if you saw them nearby. They raised their eyebrows at Minghao, but you really didn’t feel like explaining. After all, you weren’t really sure what to explain. You’d made a fool out of yourself a few times in front of him and shied away, and you guys talked tonight and he got you water? There wasn’t much to explain. Your heart fell slightly. You kind of wanted to keep talking to him, because he was a good listener, but he didn’t have much reason to come see you again. Unless you hung out with all thirteen boys. You shuddered at the thought.
The two of you walked along the frat house street, the large trees reaching over your heads. He was humming under his breath. His voice was soft and melodic. “You have a nice voice.” You said shyly, and quietly. He flashed you a smile in thanks.
The two of you didn’t talk much, just walked in silence side by side enjoying the college campus late at night. It was nice. You didn’t feel like you needed to say anything. Minghao was very easy to be around. He was easygoing.
You stopped in front of your dorm, and looked up at him. You finally noticed that he towered over you in probably five inches or so. “Well,” you sighed. “I live here.”
He was looking at you like he wanted to say something, but he didn’t. “Thanks for walking me home,” You finally said. “I really appreciate it. I might’ve gotten jumped and died if you hadn’t tagged along.” You were joking, but you also knew that was a very real possibility of happening, and that depressed the hell out of you.
He nodded. “It’s no problem, really. Let me know if you need someone to walk with from a party again, I’ll gladly do it.” You smiled gratefully. “Thank you, Minghao.” You said, voice light and airy.
You turned to walk away, but you stopped and said, “I hope I’ll see you again sometime.” Your cheeks tinged pink.
“Me too,” he smiled. “If I see you I’ll come say hi.”
You pulled your hair around your ear, smiled slightly, and turned to walk up the sidewalk to the door.
Once you had gotten to your room, you quietly walked around the room and got to bed, trying not to disturb your sleeping roommate. Once you were in bed, you stared at the ceiling and reached up to hold your cheeks. Tonight’s events kept flashing through your head, and the way Minghao smiled was one you distinctly remembered. Shy, but as the night went on he smiled bigger and bigger. You sighed in the darkness, and turned around to fall asleep, hoping for a good night’s rest.
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