#wot jokes

[k-wame]

(L-R) Callum Turner, Barry Keoghan, Austin Butler, Edward Ashley, Nate Mann PHOTOCALL - Masters of the Air Premiere - 10 January, 2024 Los Angeles, California

[halcyon-autumn]

Can’t stop thinking about Elayne trying to figure out what's going on at the end of season 2

Elayne: who is the slouchy looking one with the knife-stick? Egwene: that’s Mat and we don’t know where he’s been for six months Mat: Hello! I'm a hero of the horn! Elayne: so let's put a pin in that. and who's the dude with the shield? Nynaeve: Perrin Elayne: why are his eyes gold? Nynaeve: genuinely no clue Perrin: it's because of the wolves I think Elayne:okaaaaaaaay and the redhead who I healed from a stab wound infected by a darkness so intense that he'll bear the pain of it the rest of his life? Egwene: that’s Rand my boyfriend. Well, he faked his death because he was afraid he’d go insane and kill everyone he loved, so relationship status tbd Elayne: mkay. So uh - what was up with the big fire creature in the sky? Nynaeve: we don’t know what that was and we don’t know where it came from Rand, from the other side of the tower where he’s been pretending not to listen in: oh I think Moiraine made it and THATS why Lanfear had to punt her out of the waygate Nynaeve: what? Elayne: you mean Moiraine Damodred my aunt? Nynaeve: WHAT?

[flo-n-flon]

"While it's fresh. I need everyone to tell me what they saw and heard, so that I can write it down. There will never be a better time."

Of all the accounts Loial gathered in Thakan'dar that day, the Aes Sedai's proved the most difficult to acquire. Those who remained were elusive, bustling around the Healing tents and churned fields. Nynaeve Sedai and her helpers, paying no heed to the fragility of Humans, were bringing back from the brink of death so many that a constant flow of barely healed soldiers and channelers shuffled toward the Travelling grounds, freeing much-needed beds inside the tents.

Moiraine Sedai would not answer his inquiries about the events at Shayol Ghul either, intent as she was on the care of a drawn, but gently chiding Tairen woman.

[vallasochrasy]

moiraine being the most dramatic bitch tbh whos doing it like her like she set up her entire scene one day ahead got her stage props out on the docks wrote her heartwrenching letters put on her slayest outfit and then went out serving absolute cunt flinging herself against lanfear in front of rand to forever change the trajectory of their lives

[utilitycaster]

rejected D&D subclasses

singblader (rogue who can activate their singblade and cast spells, which don't get sneak attack on them, for a minute)

circle of life druid (you can only Wildshape into Rafiki from the Lion King)

oath of hippocrates paladin (doesn't actually say you can do no harm but everyone thinks it does)

way of the leaf monk (no, for real, do no harm)

path of least resistance barbarian (ditto)

patron of the arts warlock (50% off at the museum gift shop)

school of business wizard (under investigation from the FTC)

cleric: eminent domain (self-explanatory)

[toastandjamie]

My love of Mat as a slutty slutty little playboy vs my strong desire to put him in a frilly apron and turn him into a domestic house wife

[markantonys]

they noticed rand from across the bar and liked his vibes

[ofthebrownajah]

People who say they like Cadsuane specifically because she's abusive to Rand makes my blood boil.

[sixth-light]

Book!Lanfear: playing fuck marry kill with one dude since the Second Age

Show!Lanfear: the same but she got Ishamael to play as well

[birgittesilverbae]

Elayne really gets accused of swearing and immediately resolves to spend the foreseeable future learning every single curse word on the continent so that she'll actually deserve the punishment next time

[theravenchilde]

has anyone checked to see if tumblr user @moghedien is still alive or did they spontaneously combust within a milisecond

[folatefangirl]

[synintheraven]

Choose your fighter; Masema Dagar vs Sihtric Kjartansson ⚔️

Shoutout to @whitedarkmoonflower for commissioning season 4 Sihtric 😏💕(because I absolutely love it and hope she loves it too!)

[toastandjamie]

….. okay… I’m just gonna say it. The fact that no one has written a one-shot about Ishy deciding “actually, you know what. This IS a sex thing.” Is a fucking crime.

[markantonys]

[hashtagcaneven]

It is vital to me that y'all fuckers understand that it is 100% canon that the Seanchan have a Texas drawl