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4 robert redford movies I dont Particularly enjoy
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anyone else think that sacred star of milos ed looks like a 2000s CN protag akin to teen titans or ben 10
its all I'm seeing why does he look like this hgbfvdfbgh
#this movie has some of the worst animation and off-model shots I've ever seen#trainwreck I can't look away from#talk#fullmetal alchemist#edward elric#fmaposting
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50 Shades was really bad fanfiction that got the highest production value ever x3
It's a terrible series but what a sight to behold I can't believe it exists
#sidrabbles#no listen I've watched the first one which was awkward but ok overall#the second one might be one of the worst movies I've ever seen
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Middle Earth Asks
🥔 po-tay-toes: one of the hobbits invited you for a meal; who are dining with? Which of the seven meals are you enjoying?
🍞 lembas bread: what's the best road trip snack?
🌾farmer maggot's field: what is your favourite plant? Do you enjoying gardening?
🌼 simbelmynë: You've got the opportunity to bring one character back to life, who is it?
🍃 leaves of lórien: what gift would you most like to receive?
�� action!: rank all six of the films (or three if you're a hater)
🚲 bicycle basket: what is your favourite middle earth meme?
🌟starlight: you're allowed to live in one of the Elf Kingdoms of Middle Earth, which one are you picking?
💀 Hey, did you know-: What is your favourite piece of behind the scenes trivia?
🌙 moon runes: which of Tolkien's languages would you most like to speak?
🧂 best salt in all the shire: which small joys do you most look forward to? (particular tea, using a perfume, rereading a book, etc.)
✂ cutting room floor: of all of the things that didn't quite make it into the movies, what would you have most liked to see?
☕ may I tempt you with a cup of chamomile?: What is your favourite hot beverage?
🐎 bill the pony: who is the best mount in all of middle earth?
🌳 fangorn forest: Which of Tolkien's creechurs is your favourite?
🔮 palantír: you've found a palantir! Who are you hitting up in middle earth? What are you telling them?
⏳ time and age: which poorly aged scene from LOTR is your favourite?
✨ evenstar: Who is your favourite middle earth couple?
🎆 fireworks: you're invited to Bilbo's 111th, what present do you think you'd receive?
🕷 creepy crawlies: which of tolkien's creatures do you think is the most frightening?
💍 my precious: what role do you think you'd play in the fate of the ring?
📜the company of Throin II Oakenshield: who is your favourite dwarf from the company?
🕶 i care not: what common complaint about the movies or novels doesn't bother you?
📢 motivational speech: which film speech do you find most invigorating?
🔥 barbecue: who is the worst antagonist?
🍿 popcorn: list your top 5 supporting characters
🎇 firefly: which (known) deleted scene would you most like to see?
⛏ expedition to Moria: which side character's adventures would you watch a spin-off movie about?
🎞 extra film: is there an extended scene that should have absolutely made it into the theatrical cut? which one and why?
🎵 can you sing, master hobbit?: Which song (from books or movies) is your favourite?
🖋 quill and ink: which of tolkien's themes resonates most strongly with you?
🗝 lost heirloom: which heirloom/object in the films or novels would you like to learn more about?
💿 leitmotifs and orchestras: which of the films songs (Howard Shore or singer) is your favourite?
🍲eowyn's home cooking: which other way could the ring be destroyed? (funny answers only)
🧙♂️precisely when he means to: what is your favourite gandalf moment?
⚔ you have my sword: what is your favourite aragorn moment?
🏹 and my bow: what is your favourite legolas moment?
🪓and my axe: what is your favourite gimli moment?
🍄 MUSHROOMS!: what is your favourite moment from the hobbits?
💎 the arkenstone: favourite Thorin and/or company moment?
🧵 spool: list your top five favourite costumes from any of the films.
📕 the red book of westmarch : what is your favourite quote(s)?
💛 family: what is your favourite family moment throughout the novels/films?
👀 the eye of sauron: who are you looking at disrespectfully?
🗺 arda: if you could travel anywhere in middle earth, where would you go?
👑the silver crown: the war is won, the world is saved, the king has been crowned. Who are you partying with at the coronation?
✏ rewrites: here's a pencil, which ONE thing in the novels/films are you changing?
🐺 GROND GROND GROND: which of the battles is your favourite to watch? is there a combat scene in particular that you enjoy?
⚠ fucking buckleberry ferry: from the clip of Dom and Billy discussing the one swear word they could theoretically get by censors, which line would you change?
📚 boxset: how were you first introduced to Middle Earth?
🏔 the misty mountains: the pass is treacherous, which two characters are you taking with you to make it over the mountains?
🌄 the rolling hills of the shire: what is your favourite outdoor activity?
🌋 mount doom: what middle earth take are you throwing into the fire?
⚙ technology: everything is exactly the same but you can give one character a modern invention. Who is it and what are you giving them?
⛵valinor: we're approaching the end of this game, is there a take/opinion you absolutely want to share?
🦅 the eagles: What thing or thought saves the day when it's not going so well?
🦗 weta: you're allowed to take one prop (or the canon useful version) home with you from the set, what are you taking?
☀ when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer: either share a piece of good news or something you're looking forward to.
📖 final chapter: what unanswered questions do you have middle earth?
#lotr#middle earth#the hobbit#tolkien#lord of the rings#ask games#asks#lotr asks#full disclosure i've read the hobbit 5 times and the trilogy once#I haven't started the salmon riot yet#never seen RoP#and i've seen all of the movies (lotr and hobbit) about 1000000 times now :)#chaos mix of MidEarth questions and personal qs#i didn't spell check whoops (its too hot for editing)#i also did the emojis on my laptop so if they don't match well just ignore that#rao's games#rao's asks#this was a fever dream (i wrote the word strongelist a one point)#the worst part about making stuff is walking away from your device afterwards bc I want to constantly refresh my notes 😭
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I was teasing my little sister about her obsession with dumb romance movies and she said "you're literally obsessed with the devil wears prada" yeah girl there's toxic yuri in there. Does the kissing booth have toxic yuri? No. get better
#It was also just. One of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life#Kissing booth I mean. Not TDWP. LOVE that movie#Like I could tolerate a het romance if it was at least a decent movie. Like the princess diaries. Not... That.#Also TDWP is not a het romance centric movie it's a character centric movie that also has a het romance it#That I politely ignore for the toxic yuri#the devil wears prada#mirandy#tdwp
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October 2024 Horror Movies Watched
#19. Toolbox Murders 2 (AKA Coffin Baby) (2013)
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Neil Newbon as Rob in Extinction (2014)
#neil newbon#extinction 2014#nnewbonedit#mygifs#HI HELLO CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#in competition for 10 worst movies i've ever seen god bless <3
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"thats my spider" . CGI cat. pepsi commercial barbecue. the NSA. "what's your [baby name] guess Cassie?" spoken like in the tone of a horror movie killer. CGI pigeon. "like some... spider people". she left them in the WOODS. Brittany spears Toxic on the radio. she hits him with a car. "you need to go to Peru" IMMEDIATE cut to a rainforest. she hits him with a car AGAIN. web visual web visual web visual and guess what? another web visual. spider person villain gets killed like a cartoon character. groundbreaking film .
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reminder that if you're not watching Crayon Shin-chan then you are living a hollow and empty life. this is not edited. this ripped straight from the movie (Movie 8: Jungle That Invites the Storm, highly recommend for fellow Masaaki Yuasa lovers)
if you need further convincing: these monkeys run an animation sweatshop
#i've made this disclaimer on another post but will again since i've seen a lot more of the movies now#the movies are VERY good and very enjoyable but unfortunately the first handful are bogged down by transphobic/homophobic/okama stereotypes#they kind of vary in their severity. Movie 5 i think is the biggest catalyst because it features the stereotyped characters the most#prominently. Movie 3 doesnt really have caricatures per se but saves a very backhanded reveal for the end#Movies 1 and 4 are a bit more tolerable if my memory is correct. Movie 2 i think is kind of comparable to Movie 5 with its caricatures#in that the characters have similar roles in both movies#i admittedly can't remember what caricatures there were in Movie 6 or 7. 7 i think barely had anything#RAMBLE RAMBLE BASICALLY: these jokes are within the first 7 movies or so 5 being the zenith then reducing down and down. by movie 8 it's sa#e#i give these disclaimers because these movies are all very enjoyable and i would not recommend them if i didnt think there wasnt any merit#o them. they are all very much worth watching. Movie 5 still has a lot of very enjoyable stuff in it (there's a showdown in a supermarket!!#but i just want to make sure that is clear and established since transparency is good to have and i dont want anyone's viewing experience t#be ruined because they weren't given the proper warning#if it's any consolation it's my understanding that even the directors hated doing the jokes#iirc Keiichi Hara really didn't like doing the jokes and i think had a talk with the mangaka Yoshito Usui and was like 'uh dude this is#gonna age horribly can we maybe not'#ironically Hara's first film is Movie 5. which is again the biggest offender#BUT! that is my spiel. my understanding is that it's contained to those 6 or 7 first movies and i think is strictly just a movie thing#so please do give these films a watch but just be mindful at the same time#if anyone needs recommendations my favorites have been movies 4 and 9 but i genuinely really enjoyed every one that i have seen#i've seen the first 11 and a half movies (need to finish 12) and movie 22. the worst i've felt about one is 'oh that was pretty good!'#each film has its own merit and is very very very much worth watching#22 was the first Shin-chan anything i watched and all my Shin-chan expert friends say 4 is a good introductory piece#in case that influences anything/makes it easier to break in#so. thus concludes my spiel#csc#vid
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absolutely crying at these serious film critics talking abt nativity 2
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#now i want to be a film critic so i can have a very nice conversation with david tennant#before watching the worst thing i've ever seen in my life#also re: mr peterson's traumatic childhood when i first watched the movie i was like#'wow that is so fucking weird and dark for a movie for small children did david just make that up or something'#and it turns out the entire movie is improvised and had no script so yeah he probably did#also “i wanted to do it because i've never done [a movie where the whole script is improvised] before”#get this man OUT of the saw trap christmas movie and IN to the dnd show space#sam riegel i know you have the connections pls it will be funny#david tennant#nativity 2#Youtube
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#one thing about me is that if I've seen a piece of media then I have ALSO seen the bloopers multiple times#@ succession hbo release the bloopers or I swear to GOD#anyways. my fav bloopers are the office bloopers!! they are so funny and all on youtube and I've seen them all like 20 times#followed by community bloopers are super funny#bloopers are especially great when they are for shows that are not at first glance funny#like hannibal bloopers r funny#THE BREAKING BAD BLOOPERS ARE SO GOOD go watch them omg..... brian cranston is so cool it sucks that he plays the worst guy ever#and aaron paul and his relationship is just really sweet#i fucking love bloopers so much and every show/movie should be required by Law to release their bloopers#tell me ur fav bloopers in tags if you've read this far lol :)#succession#the office#community#tv#film#memes#doctor who#mine#spongebob memes#spongebob meme#spongebob squarepants#humour#humor
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2000-2009 movies I don't like- NON DISNEY KIDS/ FAMILY and TEEN
What a girl wants 2003
Just my luck 2006
angus thongs and perfect snogging 2008
bring it on again 2004
bring in on all or nothing 2006
bring it on in it to win it 2007
bring it on fight to the finish 2009
she's the man 2006
aliens in the attic 2009
alvin and the chipmunks 2007
alvin and the chipmunks the squeakquel 2009
american girl: samantha 2004
american girl felicty 2005
american girl kit 2008
aquamarine 2006
Akelah and the bee
RV 2006
ella enchanted 2004
the polar express 2004
happy feet 2006
hoot 2006
madagascar 2006
madagascar 2 2008
ice age 2002
ice age 2 2006
nanny mcphee 2005
the last mimzy
yours mine and ours 2005 remake
shark boy and lava girl
charlie and the chocolate factory 2005
picture this 2008
nim's island
material girls 2006
ella enchanted 2004
elf 2003
hotel for dogs 2009
march of the penguins
the clique
bratz forever diamonds
bratz rock angelz
bratz genie magic
bratz starrin' and stylin'
barbie in the nutcracker
barbie in rapunzel
barbie princess and the pauper
barbie swan lake
charlotte's web 2006
because of winn dixie 2004
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Harrison Ford in the telefilm The Possessed (1977), dir. Jerry Thorpe (x)
#harrison ford#the possessed#movieedit#filmedit#mine#this movie really sucks#the worst in his filmography and the worst I've ever seen in my entire life#the only things that are saved are his appearance and the final scene#at that time he was already giving off Professor Indiana Jones vibes#he looks so hot 😍
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...How are people raving about I Saw the TV Glow???
#legit one of the worst movies i've ever seen lol#typical A24 movie lol#personal#I saw the tv glow#time i'll never get back
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I will never forgive Dracula (1979) for what they did to Mina.
#dracula daily#dracula#dracula 1979#re: dracula#look at how they massacred my girl!#the most blatant case of character bastardization i've ever seen!#book fans go off all the time on how the 1931 movie made her into a one-note damsel in distress#or how 1992 had her fall in love with the villain#but at least those versions had SOME likeable qualities#1979 mina said she hated jonathan to his face!!#the real mina would never!!!#i get irrationally angry everytime i think about this movie#worst dracula adaptation by far#dracula adaptations
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postal movie crawled so hazbin hotel could walk into a wall and explode
#this is a joke#also I don't like hazbin#watching the postal movie right now this is the worst movie I've ever seen
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