#worst movies I've seen

[flapperdame16]

4 robert redford movies I dont Particularly enjoy

[fairyprince7]

anyone else think that sacred star of milos ed looks like a 2000s CN protag akin to teen titans or ben 10

its all I'm seeing why does he look like this hgbfvdfbgh

[sidsinning]

50 Shades was really bad fanfiction that got the highest production value ever x3

It's a terrible series but what a sight to behold I can't believe it exists

[ecle-c-tic]

Middle Earth Asks

🥔 po-tay-toes: one of the hobbits invited you for a meal; who are dining with? Which of the seven meals are you enjoying?

🍞 lembas bread: what's the best road trip snack?

🌾farmer maggot's field: what is your favourite plant? Do you enjoying gardening?

🌼 simbelmynë: You've got the opportunity to bring one character back to life, who is it?

🍃 leaves of lórien: what gift would you most like to receive?

📽 action!: rank all six of the films (or three if you're a hater)

🚲 bicycle basket: what is your favourite middle earth meme?

🌟starlight: you're allowed to live in one of the Elf Kingdoms of Middle Earth, which one are you picking?

💀 Hey, did you know-: What is your favourite piece of behind the scenes trivia?

🌙 moon runes: which of Tolkien's languages would you most like to speak?

🧂 best salt in all the shire: which small joys do you most look forward to? (particular tea, using a perfume, rereading a book, etc.)

✂ cutting room floor: of all of the things that didn't quite make it into the movies, what would you have most liked to see?

☕ may I tempt you with a cup of chamomile?: What is your favourite hot beverage?

🐎 bill the pony: who is the best mount in all of middle earth?

🌳 fangorn forest: Which of Tolkien's creechurs is your favourite?

🔮 palantír: you've found a palantir! Who are you hitting up in middle earth? What are you telling them?

⏳ time and age: which poorly aged scene from LOTR is your favourite?

✨ evenstar: Who is your favourite middle earth couple?

🎆 fireworks: you're invited to Bilbo's 111th, what present do you think you'd receive?

🕷 creepy crawlies: which of tolkien's creatures do you think is the most frightening?

💍 my precious: what role do you think you'd play in the fate of the ring?

📜the company of Throin II Oakenshield: who is your favourite dwarf from the company?

🕶 i care not: what common complaint about the movies or novels doesn't bother you?

📢 motivational speech: which film speech do you find most invigorating?

🔥 barbecue: who is the worst antagonist?

🍿 popcorn: list your top 5 supporting characters

🎇 firefly: which (known) deleted scene would you most like to see?

⛏ expedition to Moria: which side character's adventures would you watch a spin-off movie about?

🎞 extra film: is there an extended scene that should have absolutely made it into the theatrical cut? which one and why?

🎵 can you sing, master hobbit?: Which song (from books or movies) is your favourite?

🖋 quill and ink: which of tolkien's themes resonates most strongly with you?

🗝 lost heirloom: which heirloom/object in the films or novels would you like to learn more about?

💿 leitmotifs and orchestras: which of the films songs (Howard Shore or singer) is your favourite?

🍲eowyn's home cooking: which other way could the ring be destroyed? (funny answers only)

🧙‍♂️precisely when he means to: what is your favourite gandalf moment?

⚔ you have my sword: what is your favourite aragorn moment?

🏹 and my bow: what is your favourite legolas moment?

🪓and my axe: what is your favourite gimli moment?

🍄 MUSHROOMS!: what is your favourite moment from the hobbits?

💎 the arkenstone: favourite Thorin and/or company moment?

🧵 spool: list your top five favourite costumes from any of the films.

📕 the red book of westmarch : what is your favourite quote(s)?

💛 family: what is your favourite family moment throughout the novels/films?

👀 the eye of sauron: who are you looking at disrespectfully?

🗺 arda: if you could travel anywhere in middle earth, where would you go?

👑the silver crown: the war is won, the world is saved, the king has been crowned. Who are you partying with at the coronation?

✏ rewrites: here's a pencil, which ONE thing in the novels/films are you changing?

🐺 GROND GROND GROND: which of the battles is your favourite to watch? is there a combat scene in particular that you enjoy?

⚠ fucking buckleberry ferry: from the clip of Dom and Billy discussing the one swear word they could theoretically get by censors, which line would you change?

📚 boxset: how were you first introduced to Middle Earth?

🏔 the misty mountains: the pass is treacherous, which two characters are you taking with you to make it over the mountains?

🌄 the rolling hills of the shire: what is your favourite outdoor activity?

🌋 mount doom: what middle earth take are you throwing into the fire?

⚙ technology: everything is exactly the same but you can give one character a modern invention. Who is it and what are you giving them?

⛵valinor: we're approaching the end of this game, is there a take/opinion you absolutely want to share?

🦅 the eagles: What thing or thought saves the day when it's not going so well?

🦗 weta: you're allowed to take one prop (or the canon useful version) home with you from the set, what are you taking?

☀ when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer: either share a piece of good news or something you're looking forward to.

📖 final chapter: what unanswered questions do you have middle earth?

[lesbianwyllravengard]

I was teasing my little sister about her obsession with dumb romance movies and she said "you're literally obsessed with the devil wears prada" yeah girl there's toxic yuri in there. Does the kissing booth have toxic yuri? No. get better

[classichorrorblog]

October 2024 Horror Movies Watched

#19. Toolbox Murders 2 (AKA Coffin Baby) (2013)

[talesfromthecrypts]

Neil Newbon as Rob in Extinction (2014)

[jumping-jackalope]

"thats my spider" . CGI cat. pepsi commercial barbecue. the NSA. "what's your [baby name] guess Cassie?" spoken like in the tone of a horror movie killer. CGI pigeon. "like some... spider people". she left them in the WOODS. Brittany spears Toxic on the radio. she hits him with a car. "you need to go to Peru" IMMEDIATE cut to a rainforest. she hits him with a car AGAIN. web visual web visual web visual and guess what? another web visual. spider person villain gets killed like a cartoon character. groundbreaking film .

[ducktracy]

reminder that if you're not watching Crayon Shin-chan then you are living a hollow and empty life. this is not edited. this ripped straight from the movie (Movie 8: Jungle That Invites the Storm, highly recommend for fellow Masaaki Yuasa lovers)

if you need further convincing: these monkeys run an animation sweatshop

[aq2003]

absolutely crying at these serious film critics talking abt nativity 2

[arttsuka]

Watching horror movie franchises is actually so entertaining. More than half are really bad too.

[flapperdame16]

worst royalty movies

Monaco denounced it, what more confirmation do you need

A terrible movie drawn from a terrible book

A let down. While her romance with Dr Kahn was true, it's the focus of the whole film, not about the woman herself. Bad acting by Naomi too.

Awful plot- again all about a romance, which should not be the focus. More should have been about the plot to take her down and her asserting power for 9 days only to lose it all, rather than the romance.

The most bland portrayals ever of 2 legendary women. Try the 1971 movie instead. This 2018 movie is not a remake by the way, it's just about the same subject matter.

Hair is incorrect. Kirsten Stewart is an awful actress to begin with. I won't even watch this movie. It's egregious just in youtube clips.

One of John Ford's worst films. Katharine Hepburn did not embody the Queen of Scots. I wonder how Ford got attached anyways when this topic is not in his wheelhouse?

[adamnsey]

[fortunaegloria]

Harrison Ford in the telefilm The Possessed (1977), dir. Jerry Thorpe (x)

[exyglass]

...How are people raving about I Saw the TV Glow???

[bitchthefuck1]

@cakebatteronabrickwall tagged me to share my top 9 films I saw for the first time in 2024, but since I have literally no memory of what movies I watched and shamefully can't say for sure if I even saw more than 9, I'm doing the top 9 plays I saw (either live or recorded) for the first time.

1. People Places and Things

2. The Bounds

3. Player Kings

4. An Enemy of the People

5. Bluets

6. Richard III

7. Fleabag

8. London Tide

9. A Comedy of Errors

tagging @mrsmiroir, @ducksoup1933 and @dykekarras, I'm assuming y'all will be more successful at following the original prompt than I was lol