#wormtalks

[wormstan]

cant decide if i wanna make princess kenny pink or not

[delectableworm]

I want to smooch D-16. Watch me latch to the cinema screen when he's on. Just give him kisses all over that squishable face, cheeks, forehead, between optics, nose every inch of his little face I want to smooch and smother him in kisses. He deserves it. I couldn't ready myself when he turned Megan😞😞 I legit cried at the trailer when his innocent face came up, he's bby🥺🥺🥺 wee bby I love him. Wrap him in a blanket like a burrito and bury him in the warm dirt so he can hibernate as long as he wants, idc i just want to take care of the bby from the harsh world😞😞

[silvertoadz]

Who knew all it took to get me back into witchcraft was dumping an abusive man baby who keeps trying to fuck me over anyway he can forgetting I know how to curse people ☺️ I'm back babeyyy!!

[wasbeersinafloraldress]

This is Larry. Larry drove my old history teacher insane

[sapphiccup]

You asking sevika if you were a worm. An). This is a shit post, I’m just fucking around.

If you had asked Sevika if you were a worm would she still love you. She’d tell you she would not, if anything she would be pissed that some being more powerful than her turned you into something that she couldn’t hold like she used to anymore. She would miss your warmth, your voice, your eyes, everything. She wouldn’t cast you to the side though, but she definitely would leave you at her place until she found the nut job that turned you into a worm. Demanding that they turn you back into your form before.

And you would tell her if she was a worm you’d simply take care of her and wormy needs.

“You’re sweet, but what the fuck? Why wouldn’t you turn me back. I would be freaking out if I was a worm.” -S

“You wouldn’t freak out. Worms don’t freak out” -Y

“You’d be the first to witness one do it then” -S

[galaxyworm103]

YEAAAAA Thankyu Bestie I want to hold that sheep plushy so badly it's so cute!! I love him <3 <3 <3

A wormman stimboard! ❀ requested by @galaxygermdraws ┈ with fluffy things & pink and yellow themes! x . x . x / x . 🩰 . x / x . x . x

[galaxyworm103]

Me watching the Zed vs Schlatt poll and seeing people try and explain their reasonings why Zed shouldn’t be winning:

me: is nobody gonna tell these people that Zed was also canonically an alcoholic in his solo series, and that character Zed has an ambiguous sexuality because of Willy the Worm?? Who was his husband?? Also are we jus gonna ignore that before S8 he was associated with purple, because it’s a common sexyman color. Zed was often made some kinda horror back in 2021-2022, often relating to the Void itself. The entirety of S8 exists, where if you weren’t watching him, and didn’t see most of what he was doing, you’d probably be vaguely concerned due to the aesthetic and everything.

also. This is for my Ex n Wormman fans: Ex did not win last round. At least let Zed with the Wormman Skin win for them!! It’s what they would WANT!!

[wiemczasami]

i'm still simping over zer0 in a wine red dress,,,, 😖👉👈 they just look good in anything im crying gdh

Youre right tho,, have some more Zer0s in dresses, bc they look bangin in them 

[galaxyworm103]

Scar and Cub apparently eating the NHO.... Also whatever Wild Steves were and the fact Scar and Impulse used these to replace their decaying bodies after demise...

oh also the fact Zedaph can just. Split the timeline. And also jus casually time travel with 0 repercussions.

Hey Hermitblr? What's your niche bit of Hermitcraft lore that nobody talks about but you're never getting over?

Mine's Pamela the cow.

[wormstan]

stan and tolkien actually being gay little nerds in contrast to how the fandom characterizes them is so awesome actually

[delectableworm]

Current situation with @juicy-juiceboxes and @ikkosu

Ft. sneaky Russ🫶❤️❤️

[silvertoadz]

I've come to the conclusion that either I've fully broken into delusion or ived lived multiple lives, some v recent, like probably when Im asleep. As if I've like jumped universes or something when I sleep cause it's just like that strong of a reality feeling. I wonder if that's why sleepings never very restful.

[cannibaldatingsite]

alastair calling dean 'daddys little girl' was sooo crazzy insane. ^_^ when i think

[galaxyworm103]

Me looking at the checklist of Sexyman traits from the Sexypedia. Me looking at Scar:

Me: okay so thats

Capitalist (S6 with Concorp, S7 with literally everything. S8 with the Swaggon)

Clown (The Jangler. He had a jester hat ON HIS BASE)

Distinctive Voice (Need I say anything about this one?)

Quotable Catchphrases (I think his intro n outro count as this. And I know everybody recites them when watching his videos)

Duality (We all saw his S9 arc of being a themepark owner at day and then being an assassin at night. There were Jekyll and Hyde jokes made about this)

Eldritch (I don’t think Scar himself is Eldritch but he definitely has some kind of thing with the horrors. I mean he did just. Know they wouldn’t die in the Boatem Hole, because it was a Rift, and our Rift is pretty ominous. Also his associations with Grian helps)

Monster Features (Vex Scar exists. Need I say more)

Spectacles (He wore a monocle in S7 and sunglasses in S9)

Green (One of the colors associated with Scar is green. Partially due to it being a common color in his S8 fit, but also it was on his Vote for Scar posters from S7.)

[Partially] Mad Scientist (While not having the traditional mad scientist vibe, Scar did create the Resurrection Chamber after Demise in S6. Which would take a Wild Steve, change their body, and allow a decaying/dying Player to use that body as their own. Scar did this to himself and Impulse. That’s gotta count for something)

Obscured Face (the Vex Masks from S5 and S6)

Oncerlization (this is less about Scar getting his own subfandom this is more about Scar was ACTUALLY JUST the Onceler. Heck during S7 he had an alternate skin THAT WAS A GREEN SUIT!!! He was Literally the Onceler!!)

Perpetual Smiler (maybe not in fanart, but his MC skin is constantly smiling. And with how he talks, I could be convinced he is almost always smiling)

Power (mans canonically had access to Vex Magic. Also was a wizard twice. And one of his crystals actually seemed to be legit, given Cub’s reaction during S7 when getting one)

Purple (Due to S7 and Last Life, I’d say Scar is somewhat associated with purple)

Theme Song (while not his own theme song, the Sewer Cats song was made by Scar and remixed several times over. Also smth about Sewer Cats screams Sexyman to me. [EDIT] Super Fast Build Mode could also be his theme song, has no lyrics though which is why I didn’t initially count it)

Technically Antagonist (in S7, he played a corrupt politician who was screwing over an island. In 3rd Life, if you watch the Red Army’s POV, Scar is clearly the antagonist. He was also King Ren’s hired assassin. So)

Suit guy (Scar has several suit skins. He has the Convex suit, which is a black suit with diamond cufflings + tie. He has the Hermits in Black suit from A77. He has his Mayor suit from S7. He has his blue pinstripe suit from S7, as well as a green suit also from S7. His S8 outfit isn’t just a suit but it is suit enough to count, same with his Create Mod outfit)

Uniform (in S6 he has the General Angry Eyes uniform, and in S9 he is wearing a uniform while working on his theme park)

Long Coat/Cape/Robe (Both of his wizard outfits seem to be robes.)

There are more things on the checklist obviously, and I’m not entirely sure how to find the checklist cause fandom wiki (and thus sexypedia) sucks. But!! I just thought I’d say all of this to get it outta my brain

[wiemczasami]

Hee hee its my birthday :•)