#wormtalks

[wormstan]

cant decide if i wanna make princess kenny pink or not

[delectableworm]

I want to smooch D-16. Watch me latch to the cinema screen when he's on. Just give him kisses all over that squishable face, cheeks, forehead, between optics, nose every inch of his little face I want to smooch and smother him in kisses. He deserves it. I couldn't ready myself when he turned Megan😞😞 I legit cried at the trailer when his innocent face came up, he's bby🥺🥺🥺 wee bby I love him. Wrap him in a blanket like a burrito and bury him in the warm dirt so he can hibernate as long as he wants, idc i just want to take care of the bby from the harsh world😞😞

[galaxyworm103]

Me watching the Zed vs Schlatt poll and seeing people try and explain their reasonings why Zed shouldn’t be winning:

me: is nobody gonna tell these people that Zed was also canonically an alcoholic in his solo series, and that character Zed has an ambiguous sexuality because of Willy the Worm?? Who was his husband?? Also are we jus gonna ignore that before S8 he was associated with purple, because it’s a common sexyman color. Zed was often made some kinda horror back in 2021-2022, often relating to the Void itself. The entirety of S8 exists, where if you weren’t watching him, and didn’t see most of what he was doing, you’d probably be vaguely concerned due to the aesthetic and everything.

also. This is for my Ex n Wormman fans: Ex did not win last round. At least let Zed with the Wormman Skin win for them!! It’s what they would WANT!!

[silvertoadz]

i did not think that at 26 i'd have an abusive ex bf stalker that's in love with me and an abusive ex bf stalker that wants to kill me but if i ever end up on a discovery ID show i hope they use a good photo and don't misgender me

[wasbeersinafloraldress]

This is Larry. Larry drove my old history teacher insane

[galaxyworm103]

Honestly the fact Scar had that machine for himself in the first place. Now I’m curious how TCD Scar would react to Demise in general cause it clearly was like physically messing people up (I mean, like I said, Impulse’s BRAIN was visible. Tango’s ribcage was visible, etc). And this doesn’t even acknowledge the fact the replacement bodies are made with “wild Steves”. Which. I mean if Cannibal Scar Real, which it Real, then that means this could be where he gets the meat from.

but yea jus. This entire scene. Is a lot. And Zombie Impulse is kind of terrifuong also he has these hollow white eyes, his brain is visible And Bleeding, it is really unsettling. And he does, canonically, smell really really bad. Which. Bet that smell would be familiar for Scar.

N ofc Imp comin back to see why Scar freaked out n killed him…

(also on a less depressing note jus imagine Impulse letting Scar keep his old body n expectin him to trash it n Scar’s like “oh I needed dinner :D” n Imp goes “what??” N turns around to see Scar w blood on his mouth jus goin “what??” )

Ok gotta try to Not hit character limit. So during S6 (ep 112 for Impulse, not sure for Scar), there’s a moment where a zombiefied Impulse goes to Scar’s place to ask for help gettin revived. Which 1) Scar making a resurrection machine after demise and 2) Scar seeing one of his friends as a bloody zombie w brains revealed and Everything. I can only imagine how. Badly. Scar would react in TCD AU. And I needed to tell someone about this bc it’s SO interesting. -GalaxyGermDraws

OH MY GOD. YES.

SCAR SEEING THIS ZOMBIE THAT LOOKS LIKE HIS FRIEND AND IS ASKING FOR HELP WOULD MAKE HIM THINK HES HALLUCINATING-

[wormstan]

stop depicting tweek as terrified sobbing and crying and throwing up whenever he watches horror movies . his paranoia is very much based in reality and he can tell the difference between a shitty horror movie and real life . if anything craigs the one clinging onto tweek shaking and shivering when they watch a horror movie

[delectableworm]

Current situation with @juicy-juiceboxes and @ikkosu

Ft. sneaky Russ🫶❤️❤️

[galaxyworm103]

It’s been a while. I’m finally bringing it back!!

This is an art blog. This is a relatively like...non sweary art blog. I only swear in tags. Having said that. I am seeing all these posts about Wide Mumbo Wednesday when we are ignoring the fact we could've started calling Wednesday "Wormman Ass Wednesday" because that One Time he literally mooned Ex in s5.

And as the CEO of Wormman Content I have to be the one to Say this. If this post gets popular. I will cry.

[galaxyworm103]

Me looking at the checklist of Sexyman traits from the Sexypedia. Me looking at Scar:

Me: okay so thats

Capitalist (S6 with Concorp, S7 with literally everything. S8 with the Swaggon)

Clown (The Jangler. He had a jester hat ON HIS BASE)

Distinctive Voice (Need I say anything about this one?)

Quotable Catchphrases (I think his intro n outro count as this. And I know everybody recites them when watching his videos)

Duality (We all saw his S9 arc of being a themepark owner at day and then being an assassin at night. There were Jekyll and Hyde jokes made about this)

Eldritch (I don’t think Scar himself is Eldritch but he definitely has some kind of thing with the horrors. I mean he did just. Know they wouldn’t die in the Boatem Hole, because it was a Rift, and our Rift is pretty ominous. Also his associations with Grian helps)

Monster Features (Vex Scar exists. Need I say more)

Spectacles (He wore a monocle in S7 and sunglasses in S9)

Green (One of the colors associated with Scar is green. Partially due to it being a common color in his S8 fit, but also it was on his Vote for Scar posters from S7.)

[Partially] Mad Scientist (While not having the traditional mad scientist vibe, Scar did create the Resurrection Chamber after Demise in S6. Which would take a Wild Steve, change their body, and allow a decaying/dying Player to use that body as their own. Scar did this to himself and Impulse. That’s gotta count for something)

Obscured Face (the Vex Masks from S5 and S6)

Oncerlization (this is less about Scar getting his own subfandom this is more about Scar was ACTUALLY JUST the Onceler. Heck during S7 he had an alternate skin THAT WAS A GREEN SUIT!!! He was Literally the Onceler!!)

Perpetual Smiler (maybe not in fanart, but his MC skin is constantly smiling. And with how he talks, I could be convinced he is almost always smiling)

Power (mans canonically had access to Vex Magic. Also was a wizard twice. And one of his crystals actually seemed to be legit, given Cub’s reaction during S7 when getting one)

Purple (Due to S7 and Last Life, I’d say Scar is somewhat associated with purple)

Theme Song (while not his own theme song, the Sewer Cats song was made by Scar and remixed several times over. Also smth about Sewer Cats screams Sexyman to me. [EDIT] Super Fast Build Mode could also be his theme song, has no lyrics though which is why I didn’t initially count it)

Technically Antagonist (in S7, he played a corrupt politician who was screwing over an island. In 3rd Life, if you watch the Red Army’s POV, Scar is clearly the antagonist. He was also King Ren’s hired assassin. So)

Suit guy (Scar has several suit skins. He has the Convex suit, which is a black suit with diamond cufflings + tie. He has the Hermits in Black suit from A77. He has his Mayor suit from S7. He has his blue pinstripe suit from S7, as well as a green suit also from S7. His S8 outfit isn’t just a suit but it is suit enough to count, same with his Create Mod outfit)

Uniform (in S6 he has the General Angry Eyes uniform, and in S9 he is wearing a uniform while working on his theme park)

Long Coat/Cape/Robe (Both of his wizard outfits seem to be robes.)

There are more things on the checklist obviously, and I’m not entirely sure how to find the checklist cause fandom wiki (and thus sexypedia) sucks. But!! I just thought I’d say all of this to get it outta my brain

[silvertoadz]

AM I ABOUT TO GET FUCKING MARRIED?? IN A T4T MLM RELATIONSHIP?? THIS BITCH IS ABOUT TO BE A HUSBAND???

[wiemczasami]

i'm still simping over zer0 in a wine red dress,,,, 😖👉👈 they just look good in anything im crying gdh

Youre right tho,, have some more Zer0s in dresses, bc they look bangin in them 

[galaxyworm103]

Tbf i think? Rubies were originally considered in Minecraft i. Could be wrong. Altho given the hermits Mainly use Diamonds between each other ig u could use Emeralds

hi m done drawing bc this came to mind again (I technically made this meme a while ago but I just thought of it n remade it within minutes)

[cannibaldatingsite]

my pixel-art debut :)

[wormstan]

stan and tolkien actually being gay little nerds in contrast to how the fandom characterizes them is so awesome actually